Found on a random site’s job listings. I may very well apply here.

[text] A band of brothers and sisters Yada yada yada . perform the whbang reporting and ERP system on The nitty gritty of who you ar The remaining nitty and gritty… Ifyruu Understand mfu leedj 3 e RN TN T Title Jr Report and Software Developer FLSA Status FullTime EmployeeExemptSalaried 7 Reports to Director of Information Systems Supervisory Responsibilities None 17 Purpose To work alongside A band of brothers and sisters in the IT department to ro 0 maintain whizbang reporting and ERP system Dynamics AX 2009 for the company. pq team you will become the Report Wizard. Pointy hat not required but if worn will be. respected. When an executive winces in pain and screams I need DATAII it is you that will materialize before them and work some magic. This will require you to leam the Company landscape quickly evaluate problems evaluate data do what to data and make process recommendations to the team. We will always strive to provide the best of the best solutions but wil also know when to improvise you will become the Report Wizard. Nitty Gritty of the Job Attack the daytoday report requests and verification of the Companys reporting data system including its interface with SQL. We have data and people need to see this datal Help in planning defining and creating the design of the reporting structure include Data Warehouse Automation and Business Intelligence visualization tools. We use SSRS and other Bl tools. We love it when a plan comes together. Chat with and assist users or system analysis to define and resolve problems in reporting and data integrity. If You build it they will compute Are you picking up on the Data theme Sometime you will be a code warrior. Jumping into batte to write code and work on AX related projects for process improvementl No sloppy code writing and we always DOCUMENT The ominous OTHER category Tech support a smattering of analysis infrastructure changes networking. Yada yada yadal Hardware administration as well as meeting new people. It is a small department and we. need versatie players. A communicator Strong interpersonal and intemal customer service skills i the key to success We work with peers and executives to accomplish a common goal World Dominance and to make the Company great Passionate You should have knowledge and real work experience in Data reporting Bl practices database architecture and report writing using MSSQL Server Reporting Services SSRS. Understand stored procedures select statements muttiple joins and other valuable importantsounding SQL tools. Whatever You dont know have the driven desire to filin the gaps Bachelors degree or beyond is acceptable. Abilityto grab a sword and shield and defend the integrity of the company data using solid thought process. Experience in programming languages such as C dotNet Java HTML. Ifyou Understand infoHired We are a team but you need to work well it deadines in a timely manner and be detal IfYOU Understand infoHired hieroglyphics as needed you never know. Thorough knowledge and understanding of the structure and content of the English language including the meaning and spelling of words rules of composition and grammar. Ability to read and understand information and ideas presented in writing Not afraid to face a challenge. We live to solve problems… Without problems IT ceases to exist. The physical demands described here are representative of those that must be met by an employee to successfully essential functions of this job. Reasonable accommodations may be made to enable individuals with disabiliies to perform the essential functions. Fastpaced offce work environment with miclevel iress. Although stress is what you allow i o be. World Dominance and to make the Company great.