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Lol From Aussie I Tdude

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The joke operates on a brilliant double pun that connects networking terminology with Australian slang! "LAN down under" is both a reference to Australia (known as "down under") and Local Area Networks (LANs) in IT. Then the punchline delivers with "mega byte sandwich" - playing on both data measurement units and the idea of taking a huge bite of food. It's basically dad-joke level networking humor that would make any IT professional groan while secretly updating their joke database.

Anon Looks For A Job

Programming Webdev Frontend Backend

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The tech industry's favorite paradox: entry-level positions requiring time travel abilities. That cat's face is all of us reading job listings that say "Junior" but demand years of experience. It's like asking someone to be a virgin with sexual experience. The hiring manager probably also wants 5 years of experience in a framework that's only existed for 2 years. Welcome to the job market, where logic goes to die!

The Revenue Golf Game: OpenAI vs OnlyFans

AI Webdev

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The Revenue Golf Game: OpenAI vs OnlyFans

The tech revenue showdown nobody expected! While OpenAI's impressive $3.7B looks solid in its professional attire, OnlyFans struts around in flamboyant pants with nearly double the revenue at $6.6B. Just goes to show that while we're building sophisticated AI models and neural networks, the most profitable tech isn't always the most complex. Sometimes the simplest user-generated content model wins by a landslide. Venture capitalists frantically taking notes right now: "Less transformers, more... transformations?"

It Really Happened

Databases Programming Backend

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Ah, the classic database decree! On the left: "Foreign keys are illegal" and on the right: "All columns must be strings." It's basically the executive order that would make any database administrator contemplate a career change. Nothing says "I have absolutely no idea how databases work" quite like mandating string-only columns while banning foreign keys. Congratulations, you've just signed into law the creation of data integrity nightmares and query performance disasters! Next up: "NULL values are now taxed at 30%."

The Bell Curve Of Syntax Pedantry

Debugging C++ Typescript Javascript Programming

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The bell curve of syntax pedantry! On the left, you've got the blissfully ignorant coder who just forgets semicolons entirely. On the right, the equally rare punctuation zealot who's horrified by using commas instead of periods. And in the middle? The screaming majority of us who've spent hours debugging only to find it was a missing semicolon all along. Nothing says "experienced developer" quite like the primal rage of yelling "USE AN IDE!!!" at your screen after wasting an afternoon on a syntax error that proper tooling would've caught instantly. The semicolon wars continue to claim victims daily.

I Dont Make The Rules

Git Webdev Programming

2 hours ago 18.2K views 0 shares

Ah, the eternal GitHub pronunciation debate has finally been settled by presidential decree! The pixel art podium has spoken: "It's pronounced 'JitHub'." Just imagine all those developers who've been saying "GitHub" with a hard G for years, suddenly questioning their entire existence. Next thing you know, they'll tell us SQL is actually pronounced "squirrel" and Python is "pie-thon." The best part? This is clearly a matter of national security, hence the flags. Nothing says "this pronunciation is non-negotiable" like a pixelated presidential address. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them with my pull requests.

How Come When I Left A Backdoor They All Lost Their Shit

Security Devops Programming Debugging

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How Come When I Left A Backdoor They All Lost Their Shit

Corporate amnesia at its finest! The business side freaks out about "unwanted modifications" despite literally requesting them with a ticket number to prove it. Nothing quite like the special feeling when management forgets they asked for something, then acts shocked when you deliver exactly what they wanted. The blank stare in the last panel is the universal developer experience of "I have the receipts but somehow I'm still wrong."

And It Is Only Monday

Git Devops Agile Programming

2 hours ago 26.7K views 0 shares

The cosmic horror of being assigned as a code reviewer for a 208-file pull request with +114,948 lines added and -1,130 lines removed. The giant, menacing figure represents the monstrous PR towering over the poor developer who's been summoned to review this abomination. That's not a codebase change—that's a whole new dimension of pain being introduced into your repository! The "And It Is Only Monday" title perfectly captures that sinking feeling when your week starts with what can only be described as a code war crime. Whoever submitted this PR clearly doesn't believe in atomic commits or the concept of human mercy.

Learning A New Language

Programming Javascript Python Java

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Oh the ABSOLUTE DRAMA of programming education! 😱 The instructor is having a full-on meltdown because some cocky student wants to skip the sacred "Hello World" ritual! HOW DARE THEY?! The student thinks they're sooooo clever with their "I already know how to print text, let's move on" attitude. HONEY, NO! 💅 That's like saying you can perform heart surgery because you know how to use a knife to cut vegetables! The instructor's rage is simply *chef's kiss* - the embodiment of every programming teacher who's died inside watching students try to build Netflix clones before they can even declare a variable. The fundamentals aren't just important, they're your LIFELINE in this cruel coding world!

Backend Mansion, Frontend Nightmare

Frontend Webdev Javascript Programming Backend

3 hours ago 33.4K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic developer duality. Your backend code is a magnificent mansion with spiral staircases and crystal chandeliers—elegant architecture, optimized algorithms, and beautiful design patterns that would make Uncle Bob shed a tear of joy. Meanwhile, your frontend is essentially the haunted house from every horror movie ever—broken CSS, misaligned divs, and UI elements that look like they were designed during a power outage. The kind of interface that makes users wonder if they've accidentally time-traveled back to GeoCities circa 1997. The irony? Users only see the haunted house and couldn't care less about your beautiful backend architecture. Ship it anyway!

Why Should We Hire Software Engineers

StackOverflow Webdev Programming Debugging

4 hours ago 35.7K views 0 shares

HONEY, THE TRUTH HAS BEEN EXPOSED! 💀 Sure, anyone with functioning fingers can copy-paste from StackOverflow, but the REAL MAGIC is knowing WHICH of the 500 terrible solutions won't set your server on fire! That's why engineers make six figures while managers still think we're just professional Ctrl+C warriors. The audacity of thinking programming is just digital plagiarism when it's actually an elaborate treasure hunt through a minefield of deprecated code snippets and downvoted disasters. The $100,000 isn't for the copying—it's for the supernatural ability to smell bad code from three monitors away!

Tcp Vs Udp

Networking Programming Backend

4 hours ago 42.0K views 0 shares

Ah, networking protocols explained in their purest form. TCP is that formal guy in a suit, carefully handing over a package, making sure it arrives intact. He'll stand there all day waiting for confirmation. "Did you get it? Please respond. I'm still here waiting..." Meanwhile, UDP is just yeeting packages into the void like a pizza delivery guy who gets paid by quantity, not quality. "I think I threw something in your general direction. Good luck finding it! Not my problem anymore!" After 20 years in the industry, I've learned that both have their place. Need reliability? TCP. Need speed and don't care if a few frames drop in your Zoom call? UDP. It's like choosing between a careful accountant and a chaotic artist - depends if you're filing taxes or throwing paint at a canvas.

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