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The Facial Hair Guide To SQL Joins
Databases Programming Backend
3 days ago 58.8K views 0 shares
The Facial Hair Guide To SQL Joins
Database joins explained through facial hair is the education we never knew we needed. Left join keeps all records from the left table but only matching ones from the right—just like how our guy keeps his left-side beard but borrows facial hair only where the right face matches. Right join? Reverse that logic. Inner join is where both tables have matching records, so only the mustache survives. And full join keeps everything from both tables, resulting in that glorious full-beard situation. Who needs ER diagrams when you've got these magnificent faces teaching SQL? The database professor we deserved but never had.

The SQL Join Facial Recognition Guide
Databases Algorithms Programming Backend
5 days ago 70.2K views 0 shares
The SQL Join Facial Recognition Guide
Finally, a visual aid for SQL joins that won't disappear from your brain after 5 minutes! Forget those boring Venn diagrams—these facial expressions perfectly capture the existential dread of figuring out which JOIN to use at 2 AM when your query is returning 17 million duplicate rows. The subtle difference between that "I've lost all hope" look of INNER JOIN versus the "I've seen things" thousand-yard stare of FULL JOIN is just *chef's kiss*. Database administrators around the world are printing this out and taping it to their monitors as we speak.

Is Your UUID Truly Unique?
Databases Security Algorithms Programming Backend
10 days ago 73.7K views 0 shares
Is Your UUID Truly Unique?
Checking if your "universally unique identifier" is actually unique by comparing it to a database of other UUIDs is like asking if your fingerprints are unique by pressing them against everyone else's fingers. The whole point of UUIDs is that they're generated to be mathematically unique without needing to check a central registry. With 2^128 possible combinations, you have better odds of winning the lottery while being struck by lightning... twice... on Mars.

Data Not Data: The Pronunciation Wars
Databases Programming Backend
20 days ago 92.2K views 0 shares
Data Not Data: The Pronunciation Wars
Oh. My. GAWD. The eternal war between "DAY-tuh" and "DAH-tuh" pronunciation has literally torn apart more dev teams than tabs vs spaces! 💅 The somber figure on the left represents the formal "DAY-tuh" camp, probably learned it in some fancy computer science program. Meanwhile, the absolutely THRIVING individual on the right is living their best "DAH-tuh" life! The pronunciation difference is basically a personality test at this point. Choose your fighter, because apparently how you say this four-letter word is your entire coding identity now! *dramatic hair flip*

Sperms Are Just Files
Networking Programming Databases Backend
1 month ago 97.7K views 0 shares
Sperms Are Just Files
The ultimate biological-to-tech translation nobody asked for! From humble 40MB files to servers with absurd throughput speeds—this is what happens when developers spend too much time coding and not enough time in health class. That 201 HTTP response though? *Chef's kiss* Perfect analogy for "Created Successfully." Next time your app gets that status code, just remember you're basically witnessing digital conception. Congrats, you're a server parent now!

Toilet Data Upload
Programming
1 month ago 61.1K views 0 shares
Toilet Data Upload
Content Please clean the cache after uploading data

Just Got Accepted Into Mc Faang
Python Linux Debugging Databases Backend
1 month ago 170.8K views 0 shares
justGotAcceptedIntoMcFAANG | engineer-memes, engineering-memes, debugging-memes, bug-memes, machine-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, database-memes, list-memes, algorithm-memes, debug-memes, algorithms-memes, cli-memes, mac-memes, pip-memes, nosql-memes, pipeline-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content After thousands of applications, I just accepted an offer from a McFAANG company! Shitpost Don't want to specify which one, but I'm super excited to finally be working at a top tier McFAANG company! I will be in a Forward Deployed Food Engineering Specialist role! Some of my job responsibilities include: Building ETL pipelines to extract frozen patties from the FREEZER database and transforming them into ready made burgers Deriving insights and analysis on client orders from the cash register Managing real-time NoSQL (No Salt Queue Layer) deployments for french fry processing Maintaining high-throughput IO operations at drive-through queuing interface while ensuring sub-60-second response times Implementing mission-critical data cleaning protocols using proprietary mop-based algorithms Debugging ice cream machines I'm extremely excited to receive a base TC of over 280k (per decade) for my first job out of college! If anyone wants some tips or tricks, feel free to ask

The Database Is Not De Duplicated
Programming
1 month ago 19.3K views 0 shares
theDatabaseIsNotDeDuplicated | data-memes, database-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHAT IS SQL

That Book
Java Backend
1 month ago 41.3K views 0 shares
thatBook | java-memes, data structures-memes, data-memes, algorithm-memes, algorithms-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Kylie Jenner ikyliejenner Can you guys please recommend books that made you cry? Saransh Garg saranshgarg Replying to ikyliejenner Data Structures and Algorithms in Java (2nd Edition) 2nd E by Rebert la 114 cust

My Boss Sent This
Databases Backend
1 month ago 28.5K views 0 shares
myBossSentThis | data-memes, sql-memes, database-memes, sorting-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] . Karen Kringle x 2 Follow KarenhN Hes making a database Hes sorting it twice SELECT from contacts WHERE behavior nice SQL Clause is coming to town PR4EAcEE 502 AM 16 Dec 2015

Still Fits
Programming
1 month ago 17.3K views 0 shares
stillFits | data-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] When your data structure doesnt expand dynamically

Reddit Training Data On Full Force
Javascript Python
1 month ago 44.3K views 0 shares
redditTrainingDataOnFullForce | data-memes, list-memes, reddit-memes, component-memes, train-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] ListEmptyComponent iconEIconName.EmptyFolderIcon titleIImagin draggin deez nuts across your facel subtitleNew scans will appear here once you process the pending scans.