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Nobody Knows Your Address If You Are Nomad

8 days ago 129.5K views 0 shares

The original privacy vs. convenience debate started in 10,000 BC. One caveman worried about location privacy while his buddy just wanted that sweet, sweet cave comfort. Fast forward to today and we're still making the same trade-offs. "Sure, Google knows my exact location, browsing history, and what I whisper in my sleep, but have you SEEN how accurately it predicts my commute time?" Some things never change - just the sophistication of the cave.

Backup Capacity: Expectations vs. Reality

Devops Security Databases Cloud

8 days ago 147.2K views 0 shares

Backup Capacity: Expectations vs. Reality

When your CTO says "we've got adequate backup infrastructure" but you look at the actual system specs. That tiny spare tire labeled as "backup capacity" trying to support those massive data tires is the perfect visualization of every underfunded IT department's nightmare. It's like trying to back up a 10TB production database to a USB stick you got from a conference swag bag. Sure, technically it's a "backup solution" in the same way that a paper boat is technically a "naval vessel."

JSON: The Universal Translator

Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend Backend

11 days ago 118.9K views 0 shares

The giant Shiba Inu (JSON) looms over two tiny toy dogs labeled "backend" and "frontend" – perfectly capturing how JSON acts as the universal translator between these two worlds. Backend devs toss data over the wall, frontend devs parse it, and somehow this glorified string format keeps the entire internet from collapsing. The best part? Neither side fully trusts what the other is sending, so they're both constantly validating like paranoid security guards. Yet we all pretend it's totally normal to encode our precious application data as essentially fancy text messages.

Zero Logs VPN Providers

Security Networking Programming

1 month ago 147.7K views 0 shares

That moment when you realize your "no logs" VPN is actually Ned Flanders in a trench coat peeking through your browser history. VPN providers love to advertise their "zero logs" policy while simultaneously watching everything you do like an overly attached ex. It's the digital equivalent of someone promising they're not listening to your conversation while wearing noise-canceling headphones backward. Trust in the cybersecurity world is about as reliable as a chocolate teapot in a sauna.

Your Null Has Been Shipped

Programming Debugging Databases Backend

1 month ago 192.5K views 0 shares

Looks like U.S. Bank just shipped the most valuable thing in programming—absolutely nothing! They're proudly announcing they've shipped null , complete with tracking capabilities. Sure, go ahead and track that non-existent card. Reminds me of those times when the backend team promises to deliver "something" by Friday, and then sends an empty JSON object. At least they're honest about shipping nothing instead of pretending it's a "feature-light release." The best part? Null is apparently "on its way" to an address they have "on file"—which probably means it'll arrive exactly never to precisely nowhere.

YAML: Your Awful Markup Language

Programming Debugging Testing Databases Backend

2 months ago 160.8K views 0 shares

Ever stared at eye tracking data in YAML format? It's like watching your life decisions unfold in real-time, but with more indentation errors. This beautiful mess of coordinates, timestamps, and pupil dilations is exactly what happens when someone takes the "/s" tag too literally. The joke being that YAML's human-readable format completely falls apart when you dump raw numerical data into it. Eight years of engineering experience has taught me one thing: just because you can store something in YAML doesn't mean you should . This is the digital equivalent of storing soup in a colander.

Thank You Little Dude

Microsoft Windows Programming

2 months ago 165.3K views 0 shares

FINALLY! A true hero emerges in our darkest hour! That blessed little turtle is about to DEVOUR Excel and free us all from spreadsheet HELL! 🐢 I'm literally SCREAMING at how this tiny shelled savior is doing what we've ALL fantasized about! Go ahead, little buddy, CONSUME that soul-crushing application that's responsible for countless nights of formula-induced nightmares! Honestly, watching Excel disappear into a turtle's mouth might be the most therapeutic thing I've witnessed in my entire coding career. CHOMP AWAY, MY REPTILIAN AVENGER! 💅

Me When I Find Out I Can Use Ssh To Sign My Git Commits

Linux AI Python Java Databases

2 months ago 192.7K views 0 shares

Me When I Find Out I Can Use Ssh To Sign My Git Commits

Interview Preparation Vs Actual Work

AI Java Backend

2 months ago 134.6K views 0 shares

Content interview preparation vs actual work O'REILLY Designing Data-Intensive Applications THE BIG IDEAS BEHIND RELIABLE, SCALABLE, AND MAINTAINABLE SYSTEMS Martin Kleppmann

Which Team Are You In?

Backend Webdev Networking Javascript Programming

3 months ago 194.3K views 0 shares

The elegant waitstaff vs. the pirates of the digital seas. APIs are the polished professionals of data exchange—neat, documented, and officially sanctioned. Meanwhile, web scrapers are the chaotic renegades who'll pillage your HTML by any means necessary when you refuse to share your data properly. After 15 years in the industry, I've been on both sides. Sure, I'll use your beautiful REST API when available, but catch me at 2 AM cobbling together a janky Python script with BeautifulSoup when your terms of service are too restrictive and my deadline is tomorrow.

Public Administration Is Going Digital (Backwards)

Webdev Javascript Programming Databases Frontend

3 months ago 199.8K views 0 shares

Public Administration Is Going Digital (Backwards)

Government agencies finally entering the digital age but making the worst possible tech choices? *Chef's kiss* Nothing says "we hired consultants from 2003" quite like rejecting clean, lightweight JSON in favor of bloated XML files that require a PhD to parse. The kind of decision that makes developers contemplate career changes to literally anything else. Fun fact: Some government systems still use COBOL, a language older than the moon landing. At this rate, they'll discover JSON around the same time we colonize Mars.

Shoutout To All The Backenders Here

Backend Webdev Programming Databases Frontend

3 months ago 169.1K views 0 shares

Frontend devs get hugged like the adorable dog for making things pretty. Meanwhile, backend devs are the unappreciated cat sitting alone with a cable in its mouth, desperately trying to get someone to acknowledge that the entire system would collapse without their data connections. Classic workplace dynamics where the visible stuff gets the praise while the critical infrastructure gets ignored until it breaks.

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