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Data Not Data: The Pronunciation Wars

Data Not Data: The Pronunciation Wars
Oh. My. GAWD. The eternal war between "DAY-tuh" and "DAH-tuh" pronunciation has literally torn apart more dev teams than tabs vs spaces! 💅 The somber figure on the left represents the formal "DAY-tuh" camp, probably learned it in some fancy computer science program. Meanwhile, the absolutely THRIVING individual on the right is living their best "DAH-tuh" life! The pronunciation difference is basically a personality test at this point. Choose your fighter, because apparently how you say this four-letter word is your entire coding identity now! *dramatic hair flip*

Sperms Are Just Files

Sperms Are Just Files
The ultimate biological-to-tech translation nobody asked for! From humble 40MB files to servers with absurd throughput speeds—this is what happens when developers spend too much time coding and not enough time in health class. That 201 HTTP response though? *Chef's kiss* Perfect analogy for "Created Successfully." Next time your app gets that status code, just remember you're basically witnessing digital conception. Congrats, you're a server parent now!

Toilet Data Upload

Toilet Data Upload
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Just Got Accepted Into Mc Faang

justGotAcceptedIntoMcFAANG | engineer-memes, engineering-memes, debugging-memes, bug-memes, machine-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, database-memes, list-memes, algorithm-memes, debug-memes, algorithms-memes, cli-memes, mac-memes, pip-memes, nosql-memes, pipeline-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content After thousands of applications, I just accepted an offer from a McFAANG company! Shitpost Don't want to specify which one, but I'm super excited to finally be working at a top tier McFAANG company! I will be in a Forward Deployed Food Engineering Specialist role! Some of my job responsibilities include: Building ETL pipelines to extract frozen patties from the FREEZER database and transforming them into ready made burgers Deriving insights and analysis on client orders from the cash register Managing real-time NoSQL (No Salt Queue Layer) deployments for french fry processing Maintaining high-throughput IO operations at drive-through queuing interface while ensuring sub-60-second response times Implementing mission-critical data cleaning protocols using proprietary mop-based algorithms Debugging ice cream machines I'm extremely excited to receive a base TC of over 280k (per decade) for my first job out of college! If anyone wants some tips or tricks, feel free to ask

The Database Is Not De Duplicated

theDatabaseIsNotDeDuplicated | data-memes, database-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHAT IS SQL

That Book

thatBook | java-memes, data structures-memes, data-memes, algorithm-memes, algorithms-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Kylie Jenner ikyliejenner Can you guys please recommend books that made you cry? Saransh Garg saranshgarg Replying to ikyliejenner Data Structures and Algorithms in Java (2nd Edition) 2nd E by Rebert la 114 cust

My Boss Sent This

myBossSentThis | data-memes, sql-memes, database-memes, sorting-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] . Karen Kringle x 2 Follow KarenhN Hes making a database Hes sorting it twice SELECT from contacts WHERE behavior nice SQL Clause is coming to town PR4EAcEE 502 AM 16 Dec 2015

Still Fits

stillFits | data-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] When your data structure doesnt expand dynamically

Reddit Training Data On Full Force

redditTrainingDataOnFullForce | data-memes, list-memes, reddit-memes, component-memes, train-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] ListEmptyComponent iconEIconName.EmptyFolderIcon titleIImagin draggin deez nuts across your facel subtitleNew scans will appear here once you process the pending scans.

What Ajoke

whatAJoke | coding-memes, code-memes, python-memes, web-memes, data structures-memes, matplotlib-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, python 3-memes, pandas-memes, database-memes, api-memes, numpy-memes, shell-memes, loops-memes, oop-memes, div-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Brilliant

brilliant | data-memes, security-memes, sql-memes, database-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] TIL Elon has never used SQL Ol LY T I G T I e vy . Just learned that the social security database is not deduplicated meaning you can have the same SSN many times over which further enables MASSIVE FRAUD James RosenBirch . provisional... 1d Your tax dollars are being stolen. 41 Elon Musk X elonmusk 11h To be clear what the DOGE team and USTreasury have jointly agreed makes sense is the following Require that all outgoing government payments have a payment cat... Show more Q 12K o X1 Q 95K dies2k Q 403 LR WRLTS RIRLY H Elon Musk X elonmusk1h This retard thinks the government uses SQL P1 Rk To Q 1.4K il 38K 6

What are clouds made of?

What are clouds made of? | linux-memes, ux-memes, server-memes, data-memes, servers-memes, cloud-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Mom what Data... mostly are clouds Linux Servers made of