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The Great SQL Pronunciation War
Databases Programming Backend
5 days ago 63.9K views 0 shares
The Great SQL Pronunciation War
THE AUDACITY of people pronouncing SQL as "sequel" is the hill I will DIE ON! 💀 It's S-Q-L, you monsters! The full name is "Structured Query Language" - where exactly is this mythical "E" hiding?! Database developers across the universe are LITERALLY SPLITTING INTO WARRING FACTIONS over this pronunciation catastrophe. One side smugly spelling it out letter by letter while the "sequel" crowd struts around like they've invented a better sorting algorithm. The database wars aren't about Oracle vs. MySQL - they're about who's going to snap first in the next meeting when someone says "sequel server" instead of "S-Q-L server"!

Memory Safety Achieved
Rust Devops Hardware Programming
9 days ago 95.9K views 0 shares
Memory Safety Achieved
When your Rust compiler decides to turn your CPU into a space heater... that's peak memory safety! The irony is delicious - Rust promises memory safety but your system becomes completely unusable in the process. All cores maxed at 97°C while compiling, and the poor dev had to grab their phone to even take this screenshot because the machine was too busy contemplating the ownership model of every single variable. The final punchline? "It's safe when you can't use your computer" - technically correct, the best kind of correct!

Poor Html
Programming Python Frontend
27 days ago 37.6K views 0 shares
poorHtml | programming-memes, developer-memes, html-memes, web-memes, program-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Developers: HTML is not a programming language, never never. HTML: The web cannot survive without me, but you guys keep hating me. Thanks.

It Was Announced Way Back2022
Programming
1 month ago 14.9K views 0 shares
itWasAnnouncedWayBack2022 | programming-memes, program-memes, google-memes, date-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content O Brie Gai Any update on Carbon programming language? Google? Anyone?

Good to see games being ported to HolyC; The Most Powerful Language Ever Created
Javascript Programming Python Java Linux
1 month ago 37.0K views 0 shares
Good to see games being ported to HolyC; The Most Powerful Language Ever Created | programming-memes, programmer-memes, html-memes, javascript-memes, code-memes, java-memes, program-memes, c++-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes, html5-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, source code-memes, language-memes, cookie-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GAME MADE USING PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES By: Codehub.py HolyC 1. Counter Strike 2. Doom in Engine DOON ENGINE 3. King Quest 4. Starcraft 5. World of Warcraft C 1. Kingdom of Loathing 2. Nothing to Hide 3. Gods wil be watching 4. Roll it 5. Cookie Clicker Javascript 1. On Off GAMI ODFI 2. Everyone's sky 3. Underrun 4. Konnekt 5. Super Chrono konnekt portal maker HTML5 1. Tom Clancy's Politka 2. Runescape 3. Powder Game 4. Star Wars Galaxies 5. Robotorge Codehub.py For Source code and Project Visit: Improgrammer.com

How to save the princess using 8 programming languages
Javascript Programming php Java StackOverflow
1 month ago 61.6K views 0 shares
How to save the princess using 8 programming languages | programming-memes, javascript-memes, php-memes, java-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, try-memes, node-memes, version-memes, express-memes, overflow-memes, production-memes, c#-memes, query-memes, language-memes, framework-memes, product-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content BUT ThE PRINCESS! HOW TO SAVE THE PRINCESS BY O toggl USING 8 PROGRAMMING Goon SquAD LANGUAGES YOU HAVE JAVASCRIPT YoU SPEnD HOUrS PICKING LIBRARIES SETTING UP NODE BUILDING A FRAME WORK FOR THE CASTLE. BY THE TIME YoUrE FINIShED WITH THE FRAMEWORK THE FORT HAS BEEN ABANDONED AND THE PRINCESS HAS MOVED TO ANOTHER CASTLE YOU HAVE YOU HAVE A LIBRARY FOR A CASTLE A LIBRARY FOR THE PRINCESS - CHARGE! YOU RESCUE THE PRINCESS HER DOG, HER ENTIRE WARDROBE EVERYTHING SHE HAS EVER EATEN... FUCK - DID FORGET NULL -TERMINATOR YOU HAVE C YOU SPEND HOURS TRYING TO EXPRESS THE ENTIRE RESCUE IN A SINGLE LINQ QUERY YOU GIVE UP AND GO TO STACKOVERFLOW TO HAVE JON SKEET RESCUE THE PRINCESS FOR YOU. YoU HAVE JAVA YoU QUICKLY DEPLOY THE RESCUE TO PRODUCTION YOU DISCOVER YOU'vE LOADED TWO VERSIONS OF THE CASTLE BUT NO PRINCESS YoU HAVE LISP YoU HaVE Go WE DON'T SUPPORT FREEING CAPTURED PRINCESSES, WE ALREADY HAVE THESE FREE PRINCESSES IN THE STANDARD LIBR... ... WAIT, IS THIS THE PRINCESS FROM THE JAVA PANEL YOU HAVE PASCAL YOU DECLARE YOUR PRINCESS CASTLE RESCUE PLAN THEN YOU GO FOR A DRINK FORGET ABOUT THE IMPLEMENTATION YoU HAVE PuP YOU HaVE TO reScUE THE PRiNCESS... IN PHP.. MART VIRKUS '6 toggl

Javascript I am looking at you!
Javascript Programming Java Frontend Backend
1 month ago 30.7K views 1 shares
Javascript I am looking at you! | programming-memes, javascript-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, program-memes, front end-memes, back end-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you know only one programming language but it's capable of doing front end, back end and everything you need.. (techviral TechViral fTheTech Viral

Its Compiled Just Fine Guys
Programming
1 month ago 9.0K views 0 shares
itsCompiledJustFineGuys | programming-memes, program-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content me my preferred programming language new programming language

Yeah it's starting to get a bit unrealistic now
Programming
1 month ago 10.9K views 0 shares
Yeah it's starting to get a bit unrealistic now | programming-memes, program-memes, list-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Adding Another Programming Language to my resume after learning how to write "Hello World" in it.

Learn These Java Frameworks Guys
Javascript Programming Java StackOverflow Frontend
1 month ago 72.1K views 0 shares
learnTheseJavaFrameworksGuys | programming-memes, developer-memes, java-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, react-memes, node-memes, node.js-memes, angular-memes, spring-memes, list-memes, spring boot-memes, js-memes, bootstrap-memes, language-memes, framework-memes, full stack-memes, full-stack-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 5 Top Java Full Stack Frameworks There are many frameworks for developers to work with. However, you should know the best ones for the Java programming language. Here's a list of the top 5 frameworks you should learn if you want to become a Java full-stack developer. 1. Spring Boot 2. React JS 3. Angular 4. Node.js 5. Bootstrap

You Cant Make Me
Programming php Java Backend
2 months ago 33.3K views 0 shares
youCantMakeMe | programming-memes, php-memes, java-memes, program-memes, c-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content AlI Programming language are beautiful C Java Mine too' NO! php

Which
Programming Python Java Backend
2 months ago 24.1K views 0 shares
which | programming-memes, java-memes, python-memes, program-memes, c++-memes, IT-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes, operating system-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Which language is best, C, C, Python or Java? Andrea Ferro, Knows a few programming languages. Learning a fe... Answered January 7, 2015 If you are writing an operating system, I suggest you use C. If you are writing a very complex application where execution speed is extremely important, I suggest you use C. If time to market is key, but execution speed is not important, I suggest you use python. If your boss told you: "do it in Java or you are fired" I suggest you use Java and look for a better workplace.