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The Pilgrimage To Rust

9 days ago 115.1K views 0 shares

Look, it's a road sign for an actual town called "Rust" in Germany, and these developers are losing their minds. You know you've reached peak programming language obsession when you're taking detours on your European vacation just to get a selfie with a highway sign. Next stop: a small village in Italy called "Python" where they'll probably try to adopt a snake as their mascot.

Compact Java Is Coming

Java Programming Backend

13 days ago 188.0K views 0 shares

Java's weight loss journey is more impressive than any before-and-after fitness ad. Java 8 was that bulky framework carrying around excessive boilerplate code like it was trying to compensate for something. Meanwhile, Java 25 promises to be the sleek, efficient language we never thought possible – stripped of verbosity and unnecessary ceremony. Oracle finally realized that "public static void main(String[] args)" is just fancy speak for "hello world shouldn't require a doctoral thesis." Next update: Java fits on a floppy disk and your IDE stops begging for more RAM.

The Sword Of Lies

Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

1 month ago 179.9K views 0 shares

Oh sweet merciful bytes! The blue wizard speaks the FORBIDDEN WORDS that have torn apart friendships and destroyed entire Stack Overflow threads! "HTML is a programming language" - the most SCANDALOUS statement in web development history! And just like that, our poor developer is TRAPPED in the most ancient holy war of the internet. Left? Right? There's NO ESCAPE from this syntactic purgatory! The sword of lies has claimed another victim!

Og Python Logo

Python Programming

2 months ago 140.6K views 0 shares

Driver pulls out ID featuring the iconic green Python mascot while the Python logo sits in the car saying "Old photo, officer." Classic case of language evolution. The snake's been hitting the gym since that ID photo was taken, clearly bulked up on all those new libraries and frameworks. Still the same reptile underneath though, just with better syntax.

Please Don't Make Me Go Back There

Typescript Webdev Javascript Programming Debugging

4 months ago 172.0K views 0 shares

The emotional trauma of diving back into TypeScript after swimming in the lawless waters of JavaScript is just too real. It's like going from a world where you can declare variables as whatever the hell you want, to suddenly having a strict parent checking your homework and screaming "TYPE ERROR" at every turn. That fetal position is the universal developer stance for "I've seen things in that legacy codebase that cannot be unseen." The sweet structure of TypeScript feels like both salvation and punishment after you've been living like a code bandit for too long.

We Make No Sense

Bash Programming Linux

5 months ago 175.4K views 0 shares

Telling someone to "pipe it to cat" is basically asking them to take their output and show it on screen, which is like saying "show me that thing" with extra Unix steps. The beauty is how we've normalized saying absolutely ridiculous phrases with complete seriousness. Non-programmers must think we're in some bizarre cult where we pipe things to cats and fork children while killing zombies and orphans. And honestly? They're not entirely wrong.

Trigger A Fanbase With One Sentence

Frontend Webdev Javascript

5 months ago 160.7K views 0 shares

Oh. My. GOD. You just HAD to say "HTML is a programming language," didn't you? The ULTIMATE tech world civil war starter! 💀 Watch as hordes of computer science purists DRAMATICALLY clutch their mechanical keyboards while screeching "It's a MARKUP language, you absolute heathen!" Meanwhile, front-end devs are in the corner having existential crises because apparently their entire career is built on a LIE. The internet has NEVER known peace since this debate began. Friendships shattered. Stack Overflow threads locked. Conference rooms burned to the ground. And you're just standing there with that smug little smile, watching the world burn!

The Great SQL Pronunciation War

Databases Programming Backend

6 months ago 242.9K views 0 shares

THE AUDACITY of people pronouncing SQL as "sequel" is the hill I will DIE ON! 💀 It's S-Q-L, you monsters! The full name is "Structured Query Language" - where exactly is this mythical "E" hiding?! Database developers across the universe are LITERALLY SPLITTING INTO WARRING FACTIONS over this pronunciation catastrophe. One side smugly spelling it out letter by letter while the "sequel" crowd struts around like they've invented a better sorting algorithm. The database wars aren't about Oracle vs. MySQL - they're about who's going to snap first in the next meeting when someone says "sequel server" instead of "S-Q-L server"!

Memory Safety Achieved

Rust Devops Hardware Programming

6 months ago 250.8K views 0 shares

When your Rust compiler decides to turn your CPU into a space heater... that's peak memory safety! The irony is delicious - Rust promises memory safety but your system becomes completely unusable in the process. All cores maxed at 97°C while compiling, and the poor dev had to grab their phone to even take this screenshot because the machine was too busy contemplating the ownership model of every single variable. The final punchline? "It's safe when you can't use your computer" - technically correct, the best kind of correct!

Poor Html

Programming Python Frontend

6 months ago 199.0K views 0 shares

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Content Developers: HTML is not a programming language, never never. HTML: The web cannot survive without me, but you guys keep hating me. Thanks.

It Was Announced Way Back2022

Programming

7 months ago 100.0K views 0 shares

Content O Brie Gai Any update on Carbon programming language? Google? Anyone?

Good to see games being ported to HolyC; The Most Powerful Language Ever Created

Javascript Programming Python Java Linux

7 months ago 260.6K views 0 shares

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