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But we might sell it as DLC later though

But we might sell it as DLC later though | developer-memes, javascript-memes, web developer-memes, java-memes, web-memes, android-memes, IT-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Eddy Vinck JavaScript EddyVinckk Web developers in 2020: If we split our JavaScript into separate files and load them on demand we can make the initial request to the homepage 30Kb smaller Game developers in 2020: Here's a 110Gb download including files we're not even using anymore 7:37 PM Jul 13, 2020 Twitter for Android 1 View Tweet activity 29 Retweets 168 Likes

I Talk More With My Rubber Duck Than With People

iTalkMoreWithMyRubberDuckThanWithPeople | code-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MY DEBUG-DUCK AFTER IT HAS SEEN MY CODE Dableich imatlip.com

I love stickers.

I love stickers. | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PUTTING STICKERS ON THINGS IT PROFESSIONAIS FIVE YEAROLDS imgfip.com

You Should Switch To Python Bro

youShouldSwitchToPythonBro | programmer-memes, python-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Other Programmers Python Programmer You should switch to Python bro .1

Feeling personally attacked

Feeling personally attacked | computer-memes, security-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Computer Facts computerfact "why would you use X" "i do not understand X" "only an idiot would use X" "i am masking my insecurity and ignorance about X with aggression" "you should obviously use Y instead of X" " understand Y. if we shift the conversation to Y i can feel powerful again.' 6:35 AM - 18 May 2019

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๐Ÿ˜‚ | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content This is how you get a static IP. You have to pin the connection down permanently. cti

Alpha Coder

Alpha Coder
Ah, the classic programmer performance anxiety. Coding alone? Simple addition. Someone watching over your shoulder? Suddenly you're writing a doctoral thesis on integer addition with XML documentation, private methods, and enough comments to make your code look like a legal disclaimer. The sad part? That function body is still empty because your brain blue-screened the moment someone said "can I see what you're working on?"

Hopefully NASA hires front end devs.

Hopefully NASA hires front end devs. | web-memes, front end-memes, devs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content get a cs degree as a web develper get dream job at nasa as a web developer

Every day

Every day | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content FOCUS HEY! DO YOU HAVE 1SEC? NEVERMIND WHAT WAS I DOINg ? MONKEYUSER.COM

Know the people better ;)

Know the people better ;) | coding-memes, computer-memes, geek-memes, android-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Gautam imComputerGeek Personality by coding style: it are easy going, charming. i 1 are a bit analytical, introvert. i 1 just wanna standout. i- -1 think they are superior, make silly misktake that cause more harm. 7:03 pm 09 Feb 21 Twitter for Android

Stop Using Floats

Stop Using Floats
The floating-point rebellion we never knew we needed! This is basically every numerical computation specialist screaming into the void about IEEE 754's dark secrets. That beautiful moment when 0.1 + 0.2 != 0.3 and your financial calculations are suddenly off by millions. The binary representation at the bottom is the computer's way of saying "I'm doing my best with the bits you gave me!" And that ternary operator nightmare at the end? Pure assembly-level wizardry that makes checking if a float is valid look like someone had a seizure on the keyboard. No wonder embedded systems developers have trust issues. Meanwhile, integer purists sit in the corner smugly whispering "I told you so" while clutching their fixed-point implementations.

The fastest 'possible' sorting algorithm

The fastest 'possible' sorting algorithm | test-memes, random-memes, list-memes, algorithm-memes, sorting-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content RandomSort: shuffles the list checks if it is in order it isn't RandomSort: AD fuckin do it again