Random Memes

Ah, Cloudflare's status page—where "investigating" and "continuing to investigate" are just fancy ways of saying "we have no clue what's happening but we're frantically Googling the error messages too." The true poetry is in that beautiful ASCII shrug ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ update, silently screaming "have you tried turning the internet off and on again?" while half the web burns. Nothing says "mission-critical infrastructure" quite like timestamps proving they've been "investigating" for 3+ hours while DevOps teams worldwide explain to management why their five-nines uptime just became three-nines.

Someone's waging war against the entire IT industry standards with this unholy abomination. The color-coding on cables and ports? Just a conspiracy by Big Cable to sell more wires! That yellow cable jammed into what's clearly not its matching port is the digital equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza. The blue tape-wrapped wires crammed into random pins would make any network engineer develop an eye twitch. Next up: "Firewalls are just a myth created by antivirus companies" and "Have you tried connecting your HDMI to the toilet? Works fine for me!"