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Top vs bottom energy
Programming Linux Debugging Frontend
5 years ago 291.5K views 0 shares
Top vs bottom energy | web-memes, bug-memes, cli-memes, bot-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content not a real user 1 IDGAF about your pronouns, I just want to know if you use "" or "we" when documenting a bug that you caused. 10:46 AM Mar 30, 2021 Twitter Web Client

Guys, I think I overclocked my PC
Programming
5 years ago 99.3K views 0 shares
Guys, I think I overclocked my PC | loc-memes, lock-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Recycle Bin Messenger

True History
Programming
1 year ago 97.5K views 0 shares
trueHistory | code-memes, program-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content me angry at my code for not doing what i programmed it to do my code doing exactly what i programmed it to do

Amazingly good security
Debugging Databases Backend
3 years ago 126.3K views 0 shares
Amazingly good security | hacker-memes, data-memes, password-memes, security-memes, devs-memes, database-memes, fix-memes, rds-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Claudia Pellegrino pellegrino 2d Replying to tmobileat PWTooStrong and Telekomhilft Thanks for your reply Andrea! Storing cleartext passwords in a database is a naughty thing to do. plaintextoffenders.comfaqdevs What can we do to get your devs to fix that? 95 1797 1,590 T-Mobile Austria tmobileat 2d Hi pellegrino, I really do not get why this is a problem. You have so many passwords for evey app, for every mail- account and so on. We secure all data very carefully, so there is not a thing to fear. Kthe 268 17310 271 Eric Korni22 1d Well, what if your infrastructure gets breached and everyone's password is published in plaintext to the whole wide world? V 1762 1,321 1 T-Mobile Austria tmobileat 1d Korni22 What if this doesn't happen because our security is amazingly good? Kthe V Hackers Stole Personal Data of 2 Million T- Mobile Customers motherboard. vice.com

Software Engineering Interviews
Programming Algorithms Debugging
1 year ago 261.3K views 0 shares
Software Engineering Interviews
Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of tech interviews in one perfect image! 😭 You spend WEEKS mastering how to trace an umbrella for the technical test, only to face the NIGHTMARE of carving intricate fractals during the interview. Then you get the job and what do they have you do? Draw a TRIANGLE. A LITERAL TRIANGLE. The tech industry is GASLIGHTING us, sweetie! We're out here solving theoretical binary tree inversions while the actual job is updating button colors and restarting servers. The AUDACITY! 💅

Everywhere I go
Programming
4 years ago 92.9K views 0 shares
Everywhere I go | documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content To start I need you to become familiar with our repo. Great, where can I find the documentation? There is... documentation, right?

Should've Just Picked A Better Password
Security Programming Backend
3 months ago 47.9M views 0 shares
Should've Just Picked A Better Password
Your computer really chose violence today. Nothing says "healthy user experience" like getting emotionally destroyed by your own machine because you used "Password123!" for the fifteenth time. The computer's out here airing out workplace drama and personal grievances like it's been holding that in for YEARS. Linda from Accounting catching strays while you're just trying to log into your email. Maybe if we spent less time making password requirements that demand a hieroglyphic, three emojis, and your grandmother's maiden name, and more time on actual security architecture, we wouldn't be getting roasted by our own hardware. But sure, add another special character—that'll fix everything.

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I know I shouldn't have done this, but it has meme potential.
Programming
5 years ago 109.8K views 0 shares
I know I shouldn't have done this, but it has meme potential. | security-memes, IT-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content oil O Issues 357 8? Pull requests 8 Actions Projects DO Wiki Security Insights This repository is US property now. 981 Open Ik-geimfari opened this issue now 0 comments Ik-geimfari commented now Reasoning You named it oil. Expected behavior To be the property of the USA.

Funnily enough the Os are for overtime
Programming
3 years ago 92.1K views 0 shares
Funnily enough the Os are for overtime | software-memes, development-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content the 'h' in 'software development' stands for 'happiness'

Vi/Vim Looking For Ve/Ver
Vim Linux Programming Bash
1 year ago 452.7K views 0 shares
Vi/Vim Looking For Ve/Ver
Oh my gosh, this is peak text editor humor! 😂 The brain sees "vi/vim" and immediately thinks it's pronouns like "he/him" or "they/them" instead of the legendary text editor! It's like your programmer brain has been hijacked by social media formatting! Now I'm imagining Vim users introducing themselves: "Hi, I'm Alex, vi/vim, and I've been trying to exit for 3 years." The struggle is real when your text editor identity becomes part of your social identity!

A little scary
Programming
2 years ago 93.6K views 0 shares
A little scary | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GHOST Not terrible NUCLEAR WAR a little scary ProdrammerHumor.io ZOMBIE Not terrible (Ia-zA- ZI-0-91 I.)a-zA - z(2,))

Trust Nobody, Not Even Yourself
Backend
3 years ago 45.7K views 0 shares
Trust Nobody, Not Even Yourself | code-memes, rest-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes, feature-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Do vou trust the authors of the files in this folder? Code provides features that may automatically execute files in this folder. If you don't trust the authors of these files, we recommend to continue in restricted mode as the files may be malicious. See our does to learn more. getting-started Trust the authors of all files in the parent folder 'giorgio.tassinari Yes, I trust the authors Trust folder and ensble all features No. I don't trust the authors Browse folder in restricted mode -Well, of course I TRUST him. He's me.