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Saw this on a college tour today...
Programming
4 years ago 99.5K views 0 shares
Saw this on a college tour today... | idea-memes, ide-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content LIVEWELL LAFAYETTE Health Center Behavioral Health and Safety Review Committee LiveWell Lafayette PYTHON THIS IS PLAGIARISM YOU CAN'T JUST IMPORT ESSAY JAVA I'M TWO PAGES IN AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING C I ASKED FOR ONE COPY. NOT FOOR LUNDOED UMIK SHE HAVCPERVSSIONTO ASSEMBLY DID COS READS LIVE TO DENSENE SVEDU MOODNTUEENGISOLANGUACES C THIS IS GREAT, BUT YOU FORGOT TO ADD A NULL TERMNATOR NOW I'M JUST READING LATEX YOUR PAPER MAKES NO GODDAMN SENSE, BUT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING HAVE SUER LND SUES ON HTML THIS IS A FLOWER POT. S

Gone, reduced to atoms.
Programming
4 years ago 113.1K views 0 shares
Gone, reduced to atoms. | code-memes, sorting-memes, atom-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 23:24 4 61 rbadcode .. 155 1. Share ... A Greply 48 537 g deleted 39d deleted a 6 Alainx277 39d This man just revolutionised sorting. 18 made with mematic The sacred texts!

Good Devs Are Expensive Until Disaster Strikes
Devops Debugging Testing Programming Backend
1 year ago 461.2K views 0 shares
Good Devs Are Expensive Until Disaster Strikes
The financial calculus of software development hits different at 3 AM when your servers are burning. That $150/hour senior dev you rejected? Suddenly looks like a bargain when compared to the $50,000/minute revenue loss from your payment system being down. The technical debt collector always shows up at the worst possible time, and unlike regular debt collectors, this one charges compound interest in the form of your engineering team's sanity and your customers' trust. Pro tip: The cost of prevention is always cheaper than the cost of the cure.

It's been almost 30 years and I'm still annoyed
Javascript Java Frontend Backend
3 years ago 168.0K views 0 shares
It's been almost 30 years and I'm still annoyed | javascript-memes, java-memes, machine-memes, mac-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Girls with the time machine: Tam your Really? granddaughter Boys with the time machine: Name it literally anything other than JavaScript

Erm... we're they not welcome before?
Javascript php Python Java Linux
2 years ago 614.1K views 0 shares
Erm... we're they not welcome before? | developer-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, linux-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, backend-memes, aws-memes, back end-memes, test-memes, mysql-memes, node-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, git-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, pandas-memes, database-memes, postgresql-memes, algorithm-memes, api-memes, blockchain-memes, bitcoin-memes, ethereum-memes, tested-memes, postgres-memes, saas-memes, ide-memes, language-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content X Back End Developer THRESHOLD United Kingdom (Remote) Job Description No recruiter . Female applicants are welcome. THRESHOLD it a B2B SaaS business helping crypto companies manae their diort al assets. We are scaling and looking for switched-on driven professionals who want to grow and help accelerate our growth. Your role will include: Identify suitable API data providers for a range of blockchains Integrate APIs to the existing backend system Design and implement improvements to the existing backend system Contribute readable, well tested, and well-documented code Requirements: Experience with Python (incl. Pandas) Experience with Database such as MySQL, PostgreSQL Experience with API integration Experience with Linux Fluency in English, another language is a bonus Strong skills in problem-solving, algorithm design and data structure desian Strong communication and teamwork skills. Good to have: Experience with public blockchains such as Bitcoin and Ethereum Experience with other backend technologies such as NodeJs, PHP, GO, Java Experience working on AWS Understanding of smart contracts Understanding of ETH layer 2

Youtube Disliked The Dislikes
Webdev Frontend Programming
4 months ago 4.4M views 0 shares
Youtube Disliked The Dislikes
YouTube's journey from "let users rate things" to "actually, maybe don't" is a masterclass in product management panic. Started with a 5-star system that nobody understood, switched to likes/dislikes where everyone could see you got ratio'd, then decided to hide the dislike count because feelings matter more than transparency. Now they're testing a secret 5-star rating system that goes nowhere and removed the dislike button entirely from Shorts. Each iteration makes less sense than the last, like they're speedrunning how to alienate their entire user base. The clown makeup progression is accurate—by the end, YouTube's feedback system has become a complete circus where the only winning move is to not ask for opinions at all.

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I'Ve Put The Side Panel Of My Pc To My Tiled Floor And It Didn'T Shatter Because It'S Plastic
Programming
1 year ago 203.6K views 0 shares
I'Ve Put The Side Panel Of My Pc To My Tiled Floor And It Didn'T Shatter Because It'S Plastic
Content No text found in image

An IDE that every single programmer wish they exist
Linux Debugging Backend
3 years ago 136.0K views 0 shares
An IDE that every single programmer wish they exist | programmer-memes, program-memes, git-memes, string-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content include stdio.h include string.h 3 include stdlib.h 4 5 struct long lat t int degrees; int minutes; char direction 10; 8 9 ; 10 11 int main() 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 32 23 1 25 struct long latt longitude; longitude.degrees158; longitude.minutes3; strepy (longitude.direction, "south"); Missing semicolon X Missing semicolon at line 9. IDE has fixed it. printf("", longitude.degrees) ; return 0;

When you don’t think the conditionals through
Programming
1 year ago 96.5K views 0 shares
When you don’t think the conditionals through | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacados get six They had avacodos

Bug'S Life
Debugging Programming Testing Agile Devops
1 year ago 291.6K views 0 shares
Bug'S Life
The ultimate software development lifecycle in one image! What starts as a squashed wasp "integrated into the tracks" transforms into a celebrated feature. This is the perfect metaphor for when you accidentally introduce a bug, can't fix it properly, so you document it as an "intentional feature" in the release notes. The commit message probably read: "Refactored insect integration module, optimized for railway environments." Classic case of "it's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature" taken to a hilariously literal level!

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Most AI Bots are Female..... because?
Programming
4 years ago 92.1K views 0 shares
Most AI Bots are Female..... because? | random-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What most people think Al is like: What it actually is: if user.saidsomething(): say("I wasn't able to understand you. Try asking again. elif user.saidsomethingsimple): do(a completelyrandomthing)

The Sacred Rite Of Debugging Passage
Debugging Programming Testing
1 year ago 263.1K views 0 shares
The Sacred Rite Of Debugging Passage
Nothing builds character like watching a junior dev get absolutely demolished by the same bug that humbled you five years ago. The smirk on that senior dev's face isn't smugness—it's the look of someone who knows the junior is about to level up their debugging skills through sheer trauma. Trial by fire is basically our industry's mentorship program.