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System.out.println("Hello World")
Programming
3 years ago 52.6K views 0 shares
System.out.println("Hello World") | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content me after writing my first line of code and being proud of it years later me sill being proud of it

Microsoft Teams is worse than Skype
Programming Microsoft
3 years ago 72.1K views 0 shares
Microsoft Teams is worse than Skype | microsoft-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++
Backend
2 years ago 21.7K views 0 shares
Google search: How to build friends with benefits in c++ | google-memes, c++-memes, google search-memes, search-memes, private-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Aman AmanHasNoName 2 She said she likes me as a friend. I told her that in C, Friends can access the private parts.

Chair.exe Has Stopped Working
Windows Programming Debugging Frontend
9 months ago 186.7K views 0 shares
Chair.exe Has Stopped Working
When your rendering engine glitches and you get to witness the horrors of a chair's internal data structure. This is exactly what happens when you forget to close those pesky memory leaks. The chair is basically going through its own segmentation fault—except instead of crashing your program, it's crashing your sanity. Reminds me of that time I tried to debug a recursive function at 3 AM and my brain started to look like this chair.

The Tuxedo Ternary Transformation
Programming Csharp C++ Typescript Javascript
5 months ago 432.4K views 0 shares
The Tuxedo Ternary Transformation
OMG, the AUDACITY of developers who think they're sooooo clever turning a perfectly respectable if-else statement into that one-liner ternary abomination! 💅 Look at Fancy Pooh in his tuxedo thinking he's ROYALTY because he saved three whole lines of code! Meanwhile, the rest of us peasants have to decipher your "elegant" syntax during code reviews. I'm literally DYING at how we all pretend this makes us sophisticated when we're just trying to impress each other with code golf! 🙄

If you want a break from the sliders
Programming
4 years ago 50.4K views 0 shares
If you want a break from the sliders | ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PROGRAMMING PREFERENCES WHaT'S THIS int main wOw FUCK THAT GUY int main()

Two Months Later Can Anyone Help Fix My App
AI Javascript Programming StackOverflow Debugging
1 month ago 227.9K views 0 shares
Two Months Later Can Anyone Help Fix My App
Someone built an entire production app using thousands of AI-generated prompts over several months, admits they don't code or understand HTML/JS, and is now confused why nobody wants to help fix it. They insist "vibecoder skill IS engineering" which is basically like saying watching Gordon Ramsay makes you a chef. The best part? They're calling actual developers "dinosaurs" for not embracing their prompt-driven development methodology. Nothing says "I'm a serious engineer" quite like having zero ability to debug your own production code and getting defensive about it on Reddit. The gatekeeping comment at the top is chef's kiss. Expecting someone to understand the code running their production app is apparently now considered elitist gatekeeping. We've reached peak 2024.

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In an alternative universe...
Linux Backend
2 years ago 49.9K views 1 shares
In an alternative universe... | git-memes, ruby-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Worse GitHub RUSt JavaScript GRuby OnRails ubuntu REACTS

Tough Competition.
Programming
4 years ago 54.9K views 0 shares
Tough Competition. | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PROGRAMMING HIDE AND SEEK CHAMPIONSHIP 1 2 comic.browserling.com 3

Define Madness: Recompiling The Same Broken Code
Debugging C++ Programming Testing
9 months ago 230.5K views 0 shares
Define Madness: Recompiling The Same Broken Code
The comic brilliantly captures the special relationship between developers and compilers. Our poor protagonist keeps recompiling the same broken code, expecting different results—the literal definition of madness according to that famous quote. Meanwhile, deep in the compiler's realm, it's portrayed as tiny workers loading error dynamite into a catapult, asking "He recompiled the same code again, should we stop?" Spoiler alert: they never stop. The compiler will happily keep launching those errors at you until you actually fix something. The "#define MADNESS" at the top is just *chef's kiss* perfect C preprocessor humor.

They can't keep getting away with this
Programming
1 year ago 49.6K views 0 shares
They can't keep getting away with this | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Stakeholders concocting the most vile, dog shit data set you've seen in your life to solve their business problem AM SALE LUI BUG JOWDER

Lol, Me As A Developer
Programming Agile Debugging
1 month ago 137.9K views 1 shares
Lol, Me As A Developer
Companies love saying they want "honest developers" during interviews, but the second you admit there's no animation for swimming in production because nobody had time to implement it, suddenly you're not a "team player." The brutal honesty of telling stakeholders that features literally don't exist yet? That's career suicide dressed up as transparency. You'll just stand there staring at the water, knowing full well you can't dive in because the sprint ended two weeks ago and swimming got pushed to the backlog. Honesty in development means admitting half the features are held together with duct tape and prayers, but HR didn't mention that in the job posting.