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Asus Just Solved All Of Your Problems
AI Hardware Microsoft
1 month ago 306.1K views 0 shares
Asus Just Solved All Of Your Problems
Oh WONDERFUL, because what every developer desperately needs is a dedicated physical Copilot button on their mini PC! Nothing screams "innovation" quite like slapping a hardware button for an AI assistant that could literally just be... you know... a keyboard shortcut? Or a taskbar icon? Or literally anything that doesn't require manufacturing an entire physical button? The circled button on the front of this sleek little box is basically a monument to the AI hype train. Because apparently we've reached peak tech evolution where instead of solving actual problems like better thermals, upgradeable RAM, or reasonable pricing, we're getting a button that summons Microsoft's AI overlord. Can't wait to accidentally press it while reaching for a USB port and have Copilot cheerfully interrupt my debugging session to suggest I "try turning it off and on again" in the most verbose way possible.

My CS university journey so far...
Programming
4 years ago 55.6K views 0 shares
My CS university journey so far... | cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CALCUTT S PROGRAMMING DISCRETE STRUCTURES COMPILERS OPERATING SYSTEMS ALGORITHMS AUTOMATA THEOR COMPUTER GRAPHICS DATA STRUCTURES GEOMETRICAIGORITHMS PROCESS ALGEBRA STATISTICAL LEARNING THEORY DATABASE TECHNOLOGY ADVANCED ALGORITHMS

@amazon
Programming
4 years ago 59.3K views 0 shares
@amazon | developer-memes, software-memes, software developer-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, amazon-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SOFTWARE DEVELOPER SOFTWARE ENGINEER Software Development Engineer

Ouch Iwork Hard On That
Programming
1 year ago 63.4K views 0 shares
ouchIWorkHardOnThat | coding-memes, management-memes, IT-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Does your dog bite? No, but it can hurt you in other ways. The feature you spent hours coding will not be deployed. Management finds it unnecessary.

JavaScript Be Making You Rich
Javascript Webdev React Programming Frontend
11 months ago 272.6K views 0 shares
JavaScript Be Making You Rich
Behold! The MOST REALISTIC tech success story you'll ever see! 🙄 Just learn JavaScript, and BOOM—instant millionaire by 17! Swimming pools! Mansions! All from a $20 book and some if-else statements! Meanwhile, the rest of us are debugging the same error for 6 hours straight and celebrating when our CSS centers a div correctly. The audacity of these LinkedIn fairy tales is the true masterpiece of fiction—more creative than any code I've ever written! Next week: "How I became a trillionaire by copying Stack Overflow answers!"

A True Programmer Don't Comment
Programming
1 year ago 60.5K views 0 shares
A True Programmer Don't Comment | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, IT-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content True Programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write then it should be hard to read. ProdrammerHumor io

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Patching Is Cringe
Javascript Testing Backend
1 year ago 120.8K views 0 shares
patchingIsCringe | test-memes, node-memes, version-memes, IT-memes, node_modules-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content YoussefHenna on May 10, 2023 You can use this patch to get it working for now. Might need to be recreated for the latest version, just follow the steps here manually in nodemodules then create a patch 1 1 1 reply bussman on May 10, 2023 Patching is too cringe for me but thanks for the suggestion 3

The Great Conditional Popularity Contest
Programming Csharp C++ Javascript Python
6 months ago 436.9K views 0 shares
The Great Conditional Popularity Contest
BEHOLD! The great programming popularity contest in its purest form! The "if-else" booth is SWARMED with desperate developers waiting in line like it's Black Friday for the last PS5, while the "switch case" booth sits there looking like the unpopular kid at prom who's been ghosted by their date. The AUDACITY! The DRAMA! The absolute TRAGEDY of it all! Switch case is literally RIGHT THERE offering better performance for multiple conditions, but nooooo, everyone's obsessed with their precious if-else statements like they're giving away free pizza. This is why we can't have nice code, people! 💅

Meta hierarchy- suck drop the hammer hard
Frontend
2 years ago 36.4K views 0 shares
Meta hierarchy- suck drop the hammer hard | software-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, data-memes, bot-memes, div-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content However, there are organizations where individual contributors are as much as 10 or 11 levels away from Zuck. Here's the actual, anonymized reporting chain of both a software engineer and a data engineer with Meta. Both examples are outliers in how deep they are, but they showcase how deep hierarchies can get: Mark Zuckerberg Mark Zuckerberg cOO VP VP VP VF VP Director VF Director Director Director Director Engineering Manager Director Engineering Manager Data Manager Engineering Manager Data Manager Software Engineer Data Engineer pragmaticengineer.com 11-level deep reporting structures at Meta. Deeper reporting structures are more common in some of Meta's larger organizations. 11-deep chains are still outliers, thougn.

The Mockup Misunderstanding
Webdev Programming Frontend
5 months ago 244.6K views 0 shares
The Mockup Misunderstanding
The freelancer's eternal facepalm moment. You send a client a static JPEG mockup of their website design, and they call you confused why they can't click the buttons. That painful silence on the phone while you contemplate your career choices and whether explaining the difference between an image and functional code is worth your hourly rate. The client probably also wonders why the "video" isn't playing and why they can't type in the search bar. And somehow, this will be your fault in the invoice negotiation.

Monday Morning Vibes
Debugging Programming Testing
10 months ago 203.8K views 0 shares
Monday Morning Vibes
The eternal paradox of debugging! Your code is a complete mystery - absolutely zero logic to why it's failing. Yet somehow you're STILL obsessed with fixing it! 🔍 Nothing screams "Monday morning" like staring at error messages that might as well be written in hieroglyphics while your team lead asks for updates. The code makes absolutely no sense, defies all programming logic, and yet... you can't stop thinking about it. That sweet dopamine hit when you finally fix the bug is worth all the suffering! It's like a toxic relationship with your codebase - "I hate you but I can't quit you!" 💻❤️‍🔥

When a programmer joins a dating site.
Programming
3 years ago 51.9K views 0 shares
When a programmer joins a dating site. | programmer-memes, program-memes, date-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Riyike What is your idea of " the perfect date Femi Lee DDMMIYYYY Other formats can be confusing really

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