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As surprising as finding helpful comments in legacy code

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😏 | developer-memes, web developer-memes, web-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content LUMBERJACK 1996 WEB DEVELOPER LUMBERJACK 2016 WEB DEVELOPER LUMBERJACK 2026 WEB DEVELOPER

Coupling goes brr...

Coupling goes brr... | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DON'T REPEAT YOURSELF. CODE DUPLICATION BAD. 34 34 LET'S JUST COPYTHIS BIT OF CODE. LET'S JUST COPY THIS BIT OF CODE 14 14 0.1 2 10 score 55 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145

Just a short history of computers and a friendly reminder.

Just a short history of computers and a friendly reminder. | computer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content COMPUTERS BEFORE MICRO PROCESSORS COMPUTERS AFTER MICRO PROCESSORS PROGRAMMERS BEFORE SOME MIOVERLORDS

The Factorial Faceoff: Programmers vs Mathematicians

The Factorial Faceoff: Programmers vs Mathematicians
The eternal divide between programmers and mathematicians in one perfect meme. In programming, "2!=2" is checking if 2 is not equal to 2 (which is false, so "No"). But in math, "2!" means factorial of 2, which equals 2, making the statement true ("Yes"). This is why programmers should never date mathematicians. Dinner conversations would be a nightmare. "Hey, could you pass the salt?" "No, because that's syntactically ambiguous and I'm interpreting it as a boolean expression."

Expanding Brain meme for y'all

Expanding Brain meme for y'all | programming-memes, programmer-memes, software-memes, code-memes, program-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes, fix-memes, reddit-memes, IT-memes, bot-memes, source code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Learning programming to make useful programs Learning programming to make games Learning programming to make Reddit bots Learning programming to hack source code from a crappy game you found on Steam and then debug it Hire a bad programmer and learn programming to fix his software Learn programming to make a top post on rProgrammingHumor ProarammerHumor.io

Hypervisors Are Pretty Disloyal

Hypervisors Are Pretty Disloyal
Your hypervisor is out here playing the field like it's running a whole datacenter behind your back. You think you're special with your little VM setup, but nahβ€”that hypervisor is simultaneously sweet-talking Windows Server 2019, Windows 11, and Kali Linux all at the same time. Talk about commitment issues. That's literally the job description though: running multiple operating systems concurrently while making each one think it's got exclusive access to the hardware. The ultimate player in the virtualization game, and we're all just VMs in its harem.

The Current Job Market Nowadays

The Current Job Market Nowadays
Oh how the tables have turned! πŸ˜‚ Remember 2020? Companies were practically THROWING money and training at anyone who could spell "HTML." Fast forward to 2024 and they want you to be a walking tech encyclopedia with 10 years experience in tools that existed for 5, security clearance higher than the president, and they'll generously offer you $22/hour for the privilege! The tech hiring pendulum swung so hard it broke off and flew into space! The best part? That job posting expired before they even finished typing their impossible wishlist!

That's What Programmers Know About Languages

That's What Programmers Know About Languages
Poor guy thought his coding skills would translate to romance. Turns out writing a love letter in programming languages is like trying to debug a relationship with syntax errors. The real compiler error here? Not understanding that most humans prefer words like "I love you" over System.out.println("Will you marry me?"); Next time maybe stick to poetry instead of Python, buddy.

Her husband must be a programmer

Her husband must be a programmer | programmer-memes, program-memes, azure-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Claire AzureDoo Husband and I reminiscing about the time I texted him on my way home: "Can you start cooking those sausages?" Then added 3 as a cute little heart. He cooked 2 sausages.

Dream girl

Dream girl | server-memes, sudo-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 8 a al 67 12:53 AM Katie Ya ever need tech support tho. real shit I can give you family friends discount. That's lot lit After all you can't spell lit without IT You wanna get married? Depends, how good's your memory? Because I'd like my future spouse to RAM me I can RAM you if you give me access to yours programs backdoor Take me to your 127.0.0.1 and I'II give you sudo access I'm in Toronto for reading week so you might have to VPN in Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them! Haha you keep this up and my floppy drive is gunna turn into a hard drive. I'd roleplay like a faulty server and go down on you

Doesn't matter how late it is, I'm getting up and fixing it

Doesn't matter how late it is, I'm getting up and fixing it | software-memes, web-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, engineering-memes, bug-memes, fix-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content sal Verizon 6:08 AM Christina Zhu cszhu software engineering be like ZZZZ 1 IFIGURED OUT ( w) HOW TO FIX THAT BUG ( L-( 7:46 PM 41919 Twitter Web Client 2,020 Retweets 7,569 Likes 17 Tweet your reply O ProdrammerHumor.io

First Time

firstTime | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SOFTWARE ENGINEERS ARTISTS