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When you come to a new codebase
Programming
1 year ago 52.9K views 0 shares
When you come to a new codebase | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Always has been Wait, it's all spaghetti

Problems we encounter
Programming
4 years ago 54.0K views 0 shares
Problems we encounter | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Sometimes my code is like this. Don't know, what it does But i am scared to delete.

When Your CEO Thinks HTML Is A Supercomputer
Frontend Webdev Programming
4 months ago 194.0K views 0 shares
When Your CEO Thinks HTML Is A Supercomputer
When your non-technical CEO tries to explain HTML to investors... This is peak tech gibberish that would make any front-end developer spit out their coffee! HTML is a markup language for creating web pages, not some magical supercomputer architecture that lets you "build chips." It's like claiming your bicycle is actually a nuclear submarine because both have metal parts. The quote hilariously mangles technical concepts with the confidence of someone who just discovered the internet yesterday but needs to sound smart at a board meeting. For context: Trevor Milton (former Nikola Motors CEO) was convicted of fraud for misleading investors about his company's technology. His understanding of HTML appears to be on par with his understanding of gravity-powered trucks!

Ifeel Like This Fits Here
Programming
1 year ago 48.9K views 0 shares
IFeelLikeThisFitsHere | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance that you will be correct? CA: 25 8: 0 C: 50 D: 25

System.out.println("Hello World")
Programming
3 years ago 52.9K views 0 shares
System.out.println("Hello World") | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content me after writing my first line of code and being proud of it years later me sill being proud of it

HTML Skeleton
Python Frontend
3 years ago 51.3K views 0 shares
HTML Skeleton | html-memes, web-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content BONUS (2 points) Write the HTML skeleton that is used on every web page. NICE BUT A Jo. I mL o

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Linux is my girl.
Linux
3 years ago 44.0K views 0 shares
Linux is my girl. | linux-memes, ux-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content (O UANI amonia de Premiacin Windows MAC Linux LANI. ANI. 2

Backups Are Overrated
Security Networking Devops Cloud
3 months ago 270.9K views 0 shares
Backups Are Overrated
Ah, the classic "backups are overrated" followed by a complete national disaster. Nothing says "I told you so" quite like 647 government systems going offline simultaneously. And just when you thought it couldn't get worse, an SUV catches fire in the parking lot of the already-burned data center. It's like watching someone drop their phone in water, dry it in rice, then drop it in their soup. The cherry on top? The official in charge of "managing errors" decided gravity was the quickest way to resolve his ticket queue. Somewhere, a sysadmin who suggested redundant offsite backups is silently drinking coffee while watching the world burn.

Angular vs React developers
Javascript Java Frontend Backend
3 years ago 103.3K views 1 shares
Angular vs React developers | developer-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, react-memes, angular-memes, jar-memes, framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content LAMBDA CLAUS jaredpalmer 3D rendering of two developers arguing about JavaScript frameworks ANSYS 2019 R3 ProarammerHumor.io

Multilevel Security System
Security Programming Debugging Backend
10 months ago 211.8K views 0 shares
Multilevel Security System
Ah, the infamous triple authentication check! Because checking once if a user is authorized wasn't paranoid enough, so let's do it THREE times in nested if statements. It's like telling your crush "Are you sure? Are you really sure? Are you ABSOLUTELY sure?" before believing they actually like you. The funniest part? This code would functionally be identical to a single authorization check. It's the security equivalent of locking your door, then checking it's locked, then checking again... while leaving your windows wide open. Somewhere, a senior developer is having heart palpitations looking at this redundant security theater.

Guess What Im Learning
Python
1 year ago 40.1K views 0 shares
guessWhatImLearning | ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CTRLaS EVERY OTHER EDITOR VIM

I got fucked by a chat bot :I
Programming
1 year ago 55.1K views 0 shares
I got fucked by a chat bot :I | IT-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Mitsuku World's best conversational Al not really I give up then. For real. ur a bit stupid I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your" so it looks like you're more stupid than me. Type a message... w4 b pandorabots