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What language more "oop" ?

What language more "oop" ? | javascript-memes, java-memes, c++-memes, object-memes, oop-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Java: I am oop language C: I am oop language JavaScript: All I have are objects

Work Smarter Not Sorry-er

Work Smarter Not Sorry-er
Why write something 100 times like a peasant when you can automate your apologies? The normal student suffers through hand cramps while the programmer just drops a simple for loop and watches the machine do the work. This is the fundamental difference between those who toil and those who think. Work smarter, not harder—even when you're being punished. The true programmer mindset isn't about following rules; it's about finding the most efficient way to break them while technically still complying.

With The Right Scenario Being More Productive Than The Left Scenario

With The Right Scenario Being More Productive Than The Left Scenario
The ultimate programmer's paradox! When you're grinding away at your desk, all you can think about is escaping to the beach. But the second you're actually relaxing at the beach, your brain betrays you with thoughts of coding and that project you left behind. It's like your IDE has separation anxiety and your brain has Stockholm syndrome. The classic "grass is always greener where the syntax highlighting isn't." Remote work just made this mental torture more geographically diverse!

The AI

The AI | developer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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I don't think so

I don't think so | javascript-memes, java-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Planet Deaths 120,315,678,8964 Has JavaScript NO NO y EI No 9 9 9 NE NO COINCIDENCE?

That's not how you do it, Mark

That's not how you do it, Mark | programming-memes, program-memes, try-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you try to understand a new Programming Language

Your Typical Node Project

Your Typical Node Project
The stark reality of modern JavaScript development in one perfect image. Left side: your node_modules folder - a literal encyclopedia of dependencies that could crush a small desk. Right side: your actual source code - so tiny you could lose it between your fingers. The 500MB of libraries you imported just to center a div versus the 12 lines of code you actually wrote. This is why your Docker builds take longer than compiling the Linux kernel.

Ah, shit, here we go again

Ah, shit, here we go again | function-memes, recursive-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I'm going to call a recursive function You put an endcase, right? BasiLab Studios I'm going to call a recursive function You put an endcase, right? BasiLal

Without YouTube Tutorials you say?

Without YouTube Tutorials you say? | youtube-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content TEARNED ANEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE YEAH SO WHAT? JUST BY READING THE DOCS AND WITHOUT RIGHT STAEKOVRISION ORTOUTUFE THIS WAY, SIR

Nice way to add phone numbers

Nice way to add phone numbers | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Please enter your phone number: 0904 Submit Please enter your phone number: 0912125712 World Meme Organization Please enter your phone number: 0552125712 Is this your phone number? 00112125267 Yes No

The Bedtime Companions Of A CS Engineer

The Bedtime Companions Of A CS Engineer
The sacred trinity of bedtime companions! Normal folks cuddle with pets, couples snuggle with partners, but CS engineers? We form a polyamorous relationship with our laptop, phone, and crushing deadline anxiety. That moment when your IDE is the last thing you see before sleep and the first thing you check after waking up. "Just one more commit before bed" turns into debugging until 3AM while your posture gradually transforms into the infamous programmer's pretzel. The true mark of a CS engineer: your devices have more consistent uptime than your sleep schedule.

As opposed to what?

As opposed to what? | code-memes, date-memes, error-memes, search-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content An unexpected error is keeping you from deleting the file. If you continue to receive this error, vou can use the error code to search for help with this problem. Error 0x80070050: The file exists. 131451644597687398.log Type: Text Document Size: 318 KB Date modified: 7222017 5:34 AM Do this for all current items Try Again Skip Cancel