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He most likely is

He most likely is | web-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Tessa Kriesel tessak22 I met a guy from Australia who works in IT. asked, "Do you come from a LAN down under?" 21:09 10 Dec 21 Twitter Web App

Double Standards

Double Standards
Steam slides into your DMs offering a measly 10% discount and suddenly you're blushing like a schoolgirl, ready to empty your wallet for the fifteenth copy of Skyrim. But when Epic Games shows up with an ENTIRE FREE GAME—like, literally zero dollars—you're immediately on the phone with HR screaming about workplace violations. The audacity! The BETRAYAL! Steam could offer you a used napkin and gamers would frame it, but Epic literally throws AAA titles at people for free and gets treated like it committed a war crime. The gaming community's loyalty to Steam is stronger than most marriages, and Epic's desperate attempts to win people over with free games just makes everyone more suspicious. Nothing says "I don't trust you" quite like refusing free stuff out of pure spite.

Job Offer

jobOffer | developer-memes, stack-memes, rest-memes, full stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Hi' We came across your resume on Indeed and noticed your experience as a full stack developer. If you're interested in joining Red Robin as a Burger Maker, please feel free to apply now or view the job description for more details. Apply Not interested Burger Maker Red Robin Salary 14.24 - 17.16 an hour

Lol

Lol | google-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Bard (Experiment How many times 'e' appears in ketchup? View other drafts V The letter "e" does not appear in the word "ketchup". 1. G Google it

At least he's happy..

At least he's happy.. | programming-memes, html-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, php-memes, java-memes, web-memes, geek-memes, website-memes, program-memes, server-memes, bug-memes, loc-memes, rest-memes, session-memes, fix-memes, servers-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, stream-memes, spark-memes, exploit-memes, private-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1664193684820.png, 325KiB, 512512 Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2022 15:01:35 No. 174703216 174702313 damn it this reminded me of the guy who sparked the interest in technology in me when i was like 7-8 yo download some song.exe pc goes wild neighbour kid who is 8 years older than me comes home to fix it explains file formats to me next week ask him to come install prince of persia explains cracks and game installation a year later shows me how to setup a private WoW server shows me how bug exploiting works in private WoW servers helping me get geared up go to their house shows me some script that opens and closes the CD tray MINDISFUCKINGBLOWNAWAY.jpg gives me the address for his website im actually losing my shit now the site is mainlv nudes of some chicks and a bikini photo session of a local 910 hottie shows me how it works and explains some pho and html shit which sounded like black magic back then this is the day i became a coomer and decided ill be into programming. 20 years later im a java dev and archiving chaturbate streams en masse thank you, neighbouring coomer geek for pointing me in the right direction ProgrammerHumor io

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Imagine pulling your hair out trying to fix the servers for an entire day only to find out that it's because some mf made a recursive tweet.

Imagine pulling your hair out trying to fix the servers for an entire day only to find out that it's because some mf made a recursive tweet. | programmer-memes, engineer-memes, program-memes, server-memes, try-memes, fix-memes, servers-memes, recursive-memes, IT-memes, edge-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content quinetweet quinetweet twitter.comquinetweetsta.. This Tweet is unavailable. 4:20 PM Sep 26, 2020 829 Retweets 490 Quotes 2,431 Likes 162 Bookmarks 17 Ran Blekhman blekhman Nov 30, 2020 what's really amazing is that twitter programmers thought about this edge case and made sure the tweet would not display itself 17 7 144 ili Marcel Molina noradio Nov 30, 2020 We didn't think of this edge case. Someone did this about 7 years ago and the recursive hydration would make a tweet service crash by simply loading the tweet in a browser. It took a principal engineer an entire day of wading through heap dumps to figure out what was happening. 6 17 102 956

Heathens Will Be Punished

Heathens Will Be Punished
The religious fervor of C programmers is no joke. While some worship at the altar of the sacred C language with its pointers and manual memory management, heretics who dare question its divinity face swift retribution. The non-believer gets literally vaporized for blasphemy against the programming deity. Next time someone tells you C is outdated, remember - segmentation faults aren't bugs, they're divine punishment for your lack of faith. Memory leaks are just your penance for not properly honoring the malloc() ritual.

The Digital Economy's Precarious Foundation

The Digital Economy's Precarious Foundation
The trillion-dollar tech industry balancing on the shoulders of sleep-deprived volunteers writing code at 3 AM fueled by nothing but energy drinks and existential dread. Corporate giants building empires on foundations maintained by devs who get paid in GitHub stars and the occasional "thanks for your contribution" email. Next time you complain about your Slack being down for 5 minutes, remember there's probably some poor soul debugging a critical library while their spouse wonders why they're missing dinner again for "that hobby thing."

this is who all your failed sudos get reported to

this is who all your failed sudos get reported to | sudo-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Josh Joshbal4 this is who all your failed sudos get reported to 37 36

Incatption or catception

Incatption or catception | recursive-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Recursive cat ProgrammerHumor.

Programmer stages

Programmer stages | programmer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PROGRAMMERS LOST A CLIENT HAS STEADY JOB UnemPLoYed RENT IS LATE

AstroAI Digital Multimeter Tester 2000 Counts with DC AC Voltmeter and Ohm Volt Amp Meter; Measures Voltage, Current, Resistance, Continuity and Diode, Black

AstroAI Digital Multimeter Tester 2000 Counts with DC AC Voltmeter and Ohm Volt Amp Meter; Measures Voltage, Current, Resistance, Continuity and Diode, Black
Versatile Digital Multimeter - Accurately measures AC/DC Voltage, DC Current, Resistance, and Diode. This Multimeter is a really useful tool for solving industrial and household electrical issues. Su…

"I just code better like this!"

"I just code better like this!" | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Correct way Incorrect way Me -