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whY NOt uSe eMaCS?
Python Linux Cloud
3 years ago 132.0K views 0 shares
whY NOt uSe eMaCS? | vim-memes, mac-memes, ML-memes, vm-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content YOU USE VIM BECAUSE IT'S FAST AND RELIABLE TUSE VIM BECAUSE IT MAKES ME LOOK SMARTER WEARE NOT THE SAME

And it was surprisingly easy to install and get going, too...
Programming
2 years ago 72.0K views 0 shares
And it was surprisingly easy to install and get going, too... | program-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Ladies and gentlomen, it is a great pleasure to inform you that I have joined a cult. C: Users C: Users Hello, Rust! C: Users -DesktopPrograms Rustrustc hello.rs DesktopPrograms Rusthello. exe DesktopPrograms Rust

As Easy As This
Programming Algorithms
1 month ago 285.2K views 0 shares
As Easy As This
Oh honey, the BETRAYAL! They really had you out there fighting bears and solving the traveling salesman problem in O(n) time during the interview, only to have you spend the next six months updating CSS padding values and fixing typos in email templates. The technical interview is basically a boss battle from Dark Souls where they ask you to reverse a binary tree while standing on one leg, but then the actual job is just you sitting in meetings discussing whether the button should be #0066FF or #0066FE. The whiplash is absolutely DEVASTATING.

its important!
Programming
4 years ago 65.0K views 0 shares
its important! | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Actually working on the project 6 width 1280 7 height 720 8 fps 60 g 10 black (0,0,0) 11 white (255,255,255) 12 red (255,0,0) 13 green (0,255, 0) 14 blue (0,0,255) 6 width 1280 7 height 720 8 fos 68 9 10 black 11 white 12 red 13 green 14 blue ( 0, 0, 0) (255, 255, 255) (255, 6, 0) 0, 255, 0) 0, 255) Programmer umr i6

It's all going according to plan.
Programming
3 years ago 73.3K views 0 shares
It's all going according to plan. | list-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Netcat is listening on port 80

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Thanks I Really Would Have Been Lost Without That Comment
Programming
4 days ago 10.9M views 0 shares
Thanks I Really Would Have Been Lost Without That Comment
You know those comments that explain exactly what the code already screams at you? Yeah, someone just wrote i++ // increment i and called it documentation. The stop sign literally says "STOP" but apparently that wasn't clear enough, so they added a helpful sign below explaining "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" just in case you were confused. Peak developer energy right there. Writing comments that add zero value while your manager thinks you're being thorough. Meanwhile, the actually confusing regex three lines down that summons Cthulhu? Completely undocumented. Classic.

Every programmer has been in one of these stages!
Programming
3 years ago 73.8K views 0 shares
Every programmer has been in one of these stages! | programmer-memes, program-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content THE TWO STATES OF EVERY PROGRAMMER IAM A GOD. ProarammerHumor.io I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING.

Still need that 2 monitor tho
Programming Java Debugging Testing Backend
4 years ago 142.1K views 0 shares
Still need that 2 monitor tho | java-memes, c++-memes, errors-memes, class-memes, error-memes, monitor-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content T045TBROT 045tbrOt finally, a monitor that will fit the entire name of my Java classes MSUNG 10032018, 01:57 5.467 Retweets 15,3K Likes 17 T045TBROT 045tbrOt 1d not C template errors tho ProdrammerHumor io

I started my SE degree this year. My dad decided to send me this today.
Programming Debugging
4 years ago 100.0K views 0 shares
I started my SE degree this year. My dad decided to send me this today. | programming-memes, program-memes, debugging-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The 15 Stages of programming: The beginning I have no Idea what I'm doing I should have been an English major This makes more sense now Almost ready to debug Clean Compile! Segmentation Fault debugging Cheap Alcohol Shit I should have finished this last night Almost done Finished! Forgot to add that little feature Fucking Seg Fault! Fuck this I'm playing Skyrim Happiness () 50 20 10 45 60 95 NULL 5 70 5 80 100 35 NULL 100

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House Is Archived
Git Devops Programming
3 months ago 344.2K views 0 shares
House Is Archived
When you finally finish cleaning your house and immediately apply Git repository permissions to it. The house has been cleaned, committed, and pushed to production—now it's read-only mode, folks. No merge requests accepted. The beautiful parallel here is treating your freshly cleaned living space like a codebase that's achieved perfection. Just like when you archive a GitHub repo because it's "done" and you don't want anyone touching your masterpiece, the house is now in a frozen state. Any modifications would require forking the entire house first. The energy of protecting your clean house with the same intensity as protecting your main branch with mandatory code reviews and branch protection rules is honestly chef's kiss. Sorry family, you'll need admin privileges to move that couch.

*our job security
Programming
4 years ago 75.4K views 0 shares
*our job security | computer-memes, security-memes, search-memes, reddit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rAskReddit uDark-Matter-7935 5h 5 what is a basic computer skill you were shocked some people don't have? 3.0k 2.7k Share Aw CliffPromise 2h S 1 Award You'd be surprised how many folk don't know what to type in to search engines to find what they're looking for. Reply 1.8k J MeticulousPlonker 59 m 1 Award Don't tell them; this is my job security. made with mematic

try catch throw finally
Programming
4 years ago 87.9K views 0 shares
try catch throw finally | try catch-memes, try-memes, catch-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Exdption raise JS C Exception throw