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I'm serious. try and change my mind

Debugging Testing Backend

1 year ago 57.9K views 0 shares

I'm serious. try and change my mind | try-memes, errors-memes, error-memes, compiler-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content LOUDER LOUDER CROWDER Rust has the best compiler errors CHANGE MY MIND MADE WITH PIATA FARMS

Just One More Minute

Devops Git Programming Testing

4 months ago 399.2K views 1 shares

Just One More Minute

Ah, the mythical "soon" of Continuous Integration pipelines. Like waiting for a bus in the rain, except the bus is your code and the rain is your deadline. The elf's "soon" is the same "soon" your build has been running for the last 45 minutes. At this point, you could have walked to production and deployed the code by hand. But here we are, refreshing Jenkins and contemplating if we'll ever see our families again.

You all know the outcome

Programming Backend

4 years ago 62.3K views 0 shares

You all know the outcome | warning-memes, compiler-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Me when my compiler asks me if I'm sure I want to continue with 800 warnings made with mematic I'll allow it.

Dear recruiter

Javascript AWS php Python Java

2 years ago 375.9K views 0 shares

Dear recruiter | developer-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, stack-memes, aws-memes, react-memes, git-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, mongodb-memes, postgresql-memes, docker-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, mongo-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, redis-memes, kubernetes-memes, cs-memes, full stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - Linux system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Your truly

How a lot of devs seem to think nowadays

Programming

2 years ago 59.5K views 0 shares

How a lot of devs seem to think nowadays | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, hardware-memes, devs-memes, performance-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content STOP DOING Optimization Code was never meant to be optimized YEARS OF OPTIMIZING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for BETTER PERFORMANCE Wanted to get better performance anyways? We had a tool for that, it was called "Upgrading hardware" "Yes please give me a low memory footprint. Please give me 5 CPU utilization" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged Look at what Low-level programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the RAM CPU cores we built for them (This is REAL optimizations, done by REAL programeers): ????? ??????? number: (lone ) dys BySF37500F float 81; (threehalfs - ( x2 y y ) ); ????????????????? "I spent the entire week reducing the system latency by 2ms" They have played us for absolute fools

They’re on to us

Frontend

2 years ago 23.7K views 0 shares

They’re on to us | programmer-memes, code-memes, coder-memes, web-memes, website-memes, program-memes, search-memes, internet-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content The Babylon Bee 11 hrs G Coders have long pretended they know what they are doing when really they just search the internet for how to do stuff. i About this website BABYLONBEE.COM Nation's Programmers Admit They're Actually Just Really Good At Googling Things 1 6.5K ProarammerHumor.io 680 Comments 1.8K Shares

npm install cors

Javascript Programming Frontend Backend

4 years ago 197.3K views 0 shares

npm install cors | npm-memes, cors-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Cross-Origin Request Blocked: The Same Origin Policy disallows reading the remote resource at https:some-url -here. (Reason: additional AJAX request API AJAX request

Mobile websites

Javascript Programming Java Frontend Backend

4 years ago 144.2K views 1 shares

Mobile websites | css-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, web-memes, website-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content HTML JavaScript CSS MOBILECSS

Github is not even showing all languages, github is lazy.

Java Linux Debugging Testing Backend

3 years ago 118.4K views 0 shares

Github is not even showing all languages, github is lazy. | java-memes, c++-memes, errors-memes, git-memes, github-memes, error-memes, c#-memes, language-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Company: our projects are well structured so errors are easy to find. Their projects: Languages Makefile 18.7 C 11.9 Rust 9.3 C 14.3 C 10.8 Java 9.3 Other 25.7

Void Bounce

C++ Csharp Programming Java Debugging

11 months ago 324.8K views 0 shares

Void Bounce

The ultimate commitment to your craft - permanently tattooing the keyword that's haunted your debugging nightmares. That little bounce effect is just *chef's kiss* - like the visual representation of your function returning absolutely nothing while your code silently implodes. The perfect ink for when you want to remind yourself that, just like this tattoo, some decisions in programming are also permanent and equally questionable.

nothing i try is working

Debugging Testing Frontend

3 years ago 57.6K views 0 shares

nothing i try is working | web-memes, website-memes, try-memes, error-memes, fix-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Fixing your 502 Bad Gateway Error Changing the error page to your website

Code for climate?

Linux

2 years ago 54.9K views 0 shares

Code for climate? | code-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content SOFTWARE ENGINEERS FANG CLIMATE TECH

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