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Supervised learning.
Python
2 years ago 31.8K views 0 shares
Supervised learning. | machine learning-memes, machine-memes, mac-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Interviewer: What's your biggest strength? Me: I'm an expert in machine learning. Interviewer: What's 9 10? Me: Its 3. Interviewer: Not even close. It's 19. Me: It's 16. Interviewer: Wrong. Its still 19. Me: It's 18. Interviewer: No, it's 19. Me: it's 19. Interviewer: You're hired

I'm curious..
Programming
2 years ago 45.5K views 0 shares
I'm curious.. | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1989 It's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with PC's in 30 years 2020 1.000 T-REX vs 80.000 CHICKENS - Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator

Most Useful Letter
Backend
9 months ago 127.1K views 0 shares
mostUsefulLetter | random-memes, c-memes, internet-memes, IT-memes, bot-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content RandomThoughts uTongueTiedTyrant 6h C is a worthless letter Random Thought It makes 2 different sounds. a K sound, and an S sound. Both of which are already covered. by K. and S. (mic drop) 4 195 320 Comments thebigvsbattlesfan 4h but the internet mostly runs on C : Reply 4 12

The Truth About Web Development
Backend Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend
5 months ago 276.9K views 0 shares
The Truth About Web Development
The beautiful, organized pattern on the frontend hides the absolute chaos happening in the backend. Just like how your CSS might look pixel-perfect to users while your server code resembles a tangled mess of spaghetti and duct tape holding everything together. That loose thread hanging off the bottom? That's the one undocumented API call that'll bring down the entire system if someone pulls on it. Nobody talk about those 47 nested if-statements keeping production alive!

It sounds unhealthy - can't we just jog for once?
Programming
1 year ago 52.3K views 0 shares
It sounds unhealthy - can't we just jog for once? | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DON'T KNOW WHY WE CALL TA SPRINT WHEN IT'S ALL WE DO AND AT THIS POINT I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK

Mutually Hate Each Other
C++ Rust Programming
9 months ago 227.6K views 0 shares
Mutually Hate Each Other
The eternal rivalry between C/C++ and Rust depicted in its purest form! Two programming languages locked in mortal combat, each convinced the other is the spawn of Satan. C++ devs clutching their manual memory management like it's a security blanket while Rust zealots wave their borrow checker flags from their moral high ground. The compiler wars continue as memory safety fundamentalists and performance purists scream into the void. Meanwhile, Python developers are just chilling with their garbage collector, eating popcorn and watching the bloodbath.

Permanence
Programming
2 years ago 47.3K views 0 shares
permanence | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "There is nothing more permanent than a temporary solution. ProarammerHumor.io

You can't park { anywhere you want
Programming
11 months ago 96.0K views 0 shares
You can't park { anywhere you want | url-memes, curl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Sir this is handicapped parking Curly brackets open on a new line Oh sorry sir, have a nice day

Kernel Panic At The MRI Disco
Linux Hardware Programming Debugging
1 month ago 290.6K views 0 shares
Kernel Panic At The MRI Disco
Doctor: "How does it look doc?" MRI Machine: "Hold on a sec" *proceeds to have a complete kernel meltdown* Nothing says "your scan results might be delayed" quite like a cascade of system failures. Reminds me of that time I deployed to production on a Friday and my phone wouldn't stop buzzing with alerts. The machine is basically saying "I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas." At least the error messages are consistent - consistently failing at everything!

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Junior Devs Writing Comments
Programming Git Debugging
7 months ago 172.6K views 1 shares
Junior Devs Writing Comments
Ah, the unmistakable signature of a junior developer's code comments! That stop sign with the helpful clarification "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" perfectly captures the redundant commenting style that senior devs silently judge. It's like writing i++; // increments i by 1 or // The following function calculates the sum right above a function literally named calculateSum() . The code review gods weep silently as another obvious comment gets committed to the repo. Self-documenting code? Never heard of her.

Why Not Try Creating My Version Of It
Programming Devops
1 month ago 162.3K views 0 shares
Why Not Try Creating My Version Of It
The classic open source bait-and-switch. You discover what seems like the perfect tool, get all excited about the possibilities, only to click that innocent-looking "Pricing" tab and watch your dreams shatter. And then comes that inevitable developer reflex: "Fine, I'll build my own version without the enterprise paywall." Six months and 47 GitHub commits later, you've reinvented a slightly worse wheel, abandoned three other projects, and somehow still end up paying for the original tool anyway. The circle of dev life continues...

This password policy doesn't leave me much room to work with
Programming
3 years ago 47.4K views 0 shares
This password policy doesn't leave me much room to work with | password-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content lot se C Password must be at least 8 characiers one. Password must not be longer than 18 characters. Password must contain at least one upper case and one lower case letter. Password must contain at least one numperorouncrucion character Password must contain at least one gions characer Password must not contain First Name, Last Name and Username. Password must not contain soace or unicode characters