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The tech industry's hiring process is basically a sadistic obstacle course designed by people who hate joy. Regular folks step on a rake and get rejected immediately. Meanwhile, developers have to parkour through HR screenings, awkward team interviews, and technical interrogations where they're asked to invert binary trees on a whiteboard—only to get rejected anyway. Six weeks of your life gone just so some startup can tell you they're "going in a different direction." The greatest skill in software engineering isn't coding—it's maintaining your will to live through the interview process.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of code documentation! 😱 We slap the most OBVIOUS labels on everything like we're some kind of genius for pointing out that a cat is, in fact, a CAT! 💅 Why bother writing // This function calculates tax when the function is LITERALLY called calculateTax() ?! The AUDACITY of developers stating the painfully obvious while leaving the actual cryptic nightmare code completely unexplained is just *chef's kiss* PEAK programming culture! Meanwhile, that ONE complex algorithm that actually needs explanation? CRICKETS! 🦗

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