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Why Not Give Achance Santa

whyNotGiveAChanceSanta | html-memes, ML-memes, operating system-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Dear santa I want to create an operating system using html SERA

My lived experience

My lived experience | program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I'M A GOOD PROGRAMMER SHOW ME A PIECE OF CODE YOU'RE PROUD OF imgfliy.com ProgrammerHumor.

Found The Programmer

Found The Programmer
SWEET MOTHER OF PARALLELISM! The teacher thinks cutting boards scales linearly (10 min = 2 pieces, so 15 min = 3 pieces), but our programming hero is having an existential crisis! 😱 They're thinking like a TRUE developer - if one woman takes 9 months to make a baby, then 9 women can make a baby in 1 month, right?! WRONG! Some processes just can't be parallelized, people! And that "multithreading pregnancy" comment? *chef's kiss* Pure genius! It's the perfect programmer response to the classic project manager delusion that throwing more resources at a problem magically makes it faster. Spoiler alert: your build time doesn't care about your deadlines!

Javascript is the next version of Java.

Javascript is the next version of Java. | javascript-memes, java-memes, version-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 77 573 What's the difference between JavaScript and Java? java javascript Java and Javascript are similar like Car and Carpet are similar.

Feeling a bit off

Feeling a bit off | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ARE YOU ILL? NO, JUST FEELING A BIT OFF. 11101111

interviewer - You know json? candidate - json who?

interviewer - You know json? candidate - json who? | data-memes, sql-memes, json-memes, database-memes, date-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Storing JSON in a SQL Database

There goes 45 mins…

There goes 45 mins… | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MY DEPENDENCIES AREN'T WORKING YOU DIDN'T INSTALL THEM IN YOUR PROJECT

[OC] When you try to lend a helping hand ✨

[OC] When you try to lend a helping hand ✨ | try-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 29 HELP I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS CODEBASE BOBERT WILL HELP yOU. HE WROTE MOST OF IT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS CODEBASE bogwarts

An Imposter Among Us

anImposterAmongUs | developer-memes, software-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Firmware developers when someone asks about their profession I'm a Software Engineer

In case of fire

In case of fire | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "IN CASE-OF FIRE -O- GIT COMMIT, GIT PUSH LEAVE BUILDING Budapest knows what's up ProdrammerHumor.io

Ur welcome

Ur welcome | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content YOU ASK FOR A BETTER C? IGIVE YOU CC 1

Nothing but pain

Nothing but pain | error-memes, logs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When your logs show a different error from the one you've been seeing for the past 3 hours made with mematic