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Never happened, always scared

Never happened, always scared | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content unexpected "(" on line 391 There is no "f" on line 39 Panik Panik MEMES

Programmer's humor touching the sky

Programmer's humor touching the sky | programmer-memes, program-memes, jenkins-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Yay! I wrote a program that never loses at tic-tac-toe! Ok, but why are the "if's nested more than four times? The user can only move five times in a game In case the user wants to play again Ah THEJENKINSCOMIC

Do You Know The Answer

doYouKnowTheAnswer | node-memes, node.js-memes, c#-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Quiz question: When exactly extension methods were added to C? A) After the battle of Austerlitz in 1805 B) Two days before Node. IS in 2009 C) The year doesn't matter (you don't say!) Prodrammerumor.ic

I sorted the american flag.

I sorted the american flag. | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Big Bang Prod deployment

Big Bang Prod deployment | code-memes, loc-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content My code: works well in local, dev,stage Me: deploys code to prod My code: well now I am not doing it

Everyday Problems

everydayProblems | code-memes, error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Student online Today Sir, I am getting compilation error" when i run my code 5.36 pm Send me the code 5.38 pm J includestdio.h main( printf(compilation error"); 5.39 pm

New Title Same Paycheck

New Title Same Paycheck
Content You're the new tech lead nOW I'm getting paid like one too, right? @SeniorDeveloper I'm going to be paid like a tech lead too, right?

Kernel Maintenance Life

kernelMaintenanceLife | maintenance-memes, c-memes, language-memes, kernel-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Memory satet issue reported ASM Memory safe language suggested GO C

I couldn't help myself.

I couldn't help myself. | version-memes, string-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 case 4: return case 5 return case 6 return case 7: case 8: return case 9: return case 10: return default: return Version: cf4dc9a Parameters: None IF: IF took: 17us std:: string GetPercentageRounds (double percentage) 1 int64t pot (int64t) ( (percentage100.5)) ; SWItCh (OCT) case U: return rasA 1 return case 2: return case 3 std: :string RefGetPercentageRounds (double percentage) if (percentage 0) return (percentage 0.0 percentage 0.1) (percentage return (percentai percentage 0.2) percentage 0.3) comics (percentar 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 57 58 59 60 11 percenta percentage 0.4) 1 percentage 0.5) if (percentac return if (percentar (percentagi (percentage 40 00000 percentage 0.6) percentage 0.7) rcentage 0.8) 1 ercentage 0.9) 1 return 66 68 69 70 CS: 00000 Case-Switch took: 2us

Lemme try.. hmm..

Lemme try.. hmm.. | try-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How I feel when they ask me to write the code on the paper during the interview.. yuva.krishna.memes

is it so?

is it so? | programmer-memes, program-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How users see the programmers I D How programmers see the users

Emergency Supply Kit

Emergency Supply Kit
The true essence of network administration distilled into a single container: cigarettes and a "GOOD LUCK!" note. Because when the entire company's VPN goes down at 2PM on a Friday, or someone accidentally runs rm -rf on a production server, or the CEO can't connect to WiFi during a board meeting—nicotine and blind optimism are your only reliable protocols. The cigarettes aren't for smoking; they're for bartering with the server gods who clearly hate you today. Network admins don't need fancy disaster recovery plans—just chemical coping mechanisms and the crushing acceptance that DNS is probably lying to you again.