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Learning any programming language

Learning any programming language | programming-memes, program-memes, try-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content trying to learn any programming language 100 come on just a little bit more almost there oh crap...

i mean a looot ❤️

i mean a looot ❤️ | programmer-memes, program-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PROGRAMMER WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE? SWEETIE, I LOVE YoU BOTH EQUALLY Ts YoU. AND By A LOT.

My proposal for new JavaScript standards

My proposal for new JavaScript standards | javascript-memes, java-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content - gets - equals - REALLY equals - No i mean it this time - Yep, super equals

Endian Justifies The Means

Endian Justifies The Means
Nobody in the history of programming has ever chosen an endianness based on performance. But choosing big endian because it "looks pretty" in a hex editor? That's the kind of arbitrary decision that haunts codebases for decades. Some dev probably made this call back in 2003 and now there's an entire team maintaining compatibility layers for it. For the uninitiated: endianness determines how bytes are ordered in memory. Little endian (0x01 0x02 0x03 0x04) reads as 0x04030201, while big endian reads naturally as 0x01020304. Absolutely nobody cares until you need to transfer data between systems, then suddenly everyone cares very much .

The most important skill of them all

The most important skill of them all | code-memes, iphone-memes, list-memes, twitter-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Cat McGee CatMcGeeCode Got a CV today and the guy literally listed one of his skills as 'googling' We're interviewing him 11:22 AM Jul 23, 2021 Twitter for iPhone

How About You Shut Up

How About You Shut Up
Congratulations! You've been selected to experience the 47th AI assistant that'll revolutionize your workflow this week! Companies are sprinting to slap "AI" on literally anything with an if-statement while developers are increasingly immune to the hype. We've reached the point where hearing "our revolutionary AI assistant" triggers the same response as getting another LinkedIn message from a recruiter who "noticed your impressive experience." The mute button has never looked so appealing.

Unending Loop

unendingLoop | oop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content wow: HOW DID YOU GET Like THAT? EVERY TIME I DO ONE PUSH UP.. .1 DO ONE PUSH-UP. JESUS CHRIST.

Variable naming

Variable naming | programmer-memes, web-memes, variables-memes, program-memes, function-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, cs-memes, cse-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Nat "superstar" Alison tesseralis programmers: n000oo you have to give your variables descriptive names V mathematicians: haha function go f(r, r,r, r, ,r,r, r,r,r,r) 4:19 AM May 10, 2020 Twitter Web App 1.1K Retweets 5.9K Likes ProdrammerHumor.io

The Fundamental Problem With This Industry

The Fundamental Problem With This Industry
Oh man, the eternal struggle! 😂 This meme perfectly captures the absurd expectations in tech. Companies be like "What? You just want to work normal hours and not sacrifice your entire existence to the code gods? WORTHLESS!" Meanwhile, devs are just trying to maintain some semblance of work-life balance without burning out. The audacity of wanting to be a human being with a life outside of Jira tickets! Next thing you know, they'll expect crazy things like "weekends" and "sleep"!

Looks Like 90% of My Code

Looks Like 90% of My Code | code-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, bugs-memes, bug-memes, overflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content POSSIBLE CODE CONTENTS TODO'S HIDDEN BUGS MISSING FEATURES DUPLICATE CODE 00100100 CONTRIEVED COMPLEXITY HIDDEN FEATURES gram are CODE FROM STACKOVERFLOW DO NOT TOUCH CODE DOCUMENTATION MONKEYUSER.COM

Saw An Influx Of These Recently

sawAnInfluxOfTheseRecently | engineer-memes, ux-memes, mysql-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, excel-memes, database-memes, IT-memes, data scientist-memes, language-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content STOP USING DATABASES Data storage was not supposed to be serialized YEARS OF COLLECTION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higher than a VECTOR Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called EXCEL "Yes please START TRANSACTION. Please use PREPARED STATEMENTS." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what CS engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all libraries and languages we built for them (This is REAL MySQL, done by REAL data scientists) ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like ';DROP TABLE users;-- please" They have played us for absolute fools

Wordle, copyright 1976

Wordle, copyright 1976 | computing-memes, try-memes, loc-memes, random-memes, data-memes, rest-memes, date-memes, fix-memes, c-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Wordie Wordle is a word-guessing game where you have six tries to guess a five-letter word. After the player makes a guess, they are given hints about which letters in their guess are in the secret word. Each letter that is the right letter and in the right place is marked with an exclamation point. Each letter that is the right letter but in the wrong place is marked with a question mark. Any letters in the guess that do not appear in the secret word are marked with an X. After the game is over, a summary of the game is shown, with the marks identifying the letters you guessed correctly each round, but it does not include the guesses itself. Try modifying the game to use the date as a random seed. Then these game summaries can be cut out and shared with your friends to compare how well you did on each days words without giving away the solution! 1 MODE g PRINT TAR 33: WORD SE 15 ORTNT THB SISTE ERFATTUE COMDIITING MORRISTOWN. 20 PRINT:PRINT:PRINT 2S PRINT FRIERSEY YOU GET SIX TRIES STO GIFSS THE C 30 PRINT "LETTER WORD THE I AM THINKING OF. hETER EACH GUESS' 35 PRINT "LETTERS THAT ARE IN THE CORRECT LOCATION 40 PRINT "MARKEL AND LETTERS THAT ARE CORRECT BUT' PRINT IN THE WRONG LOCATION ARE MARKED WITH A ?. LETTERS' DO PRINT THAT ARE NOT IN THE WORD ARE MARKED 55 PRINT X.' SO PRINI 65 DIM K(26)R(6) 80 FOR I1 TO RND(C) 139 C1 160 IF GS"K" GOTO 509 170 IF LENG5 PRINT "YOUR GUESS MUST BE 5 LETTERS LONG. AGOTO 150 620 199 FOR TE 1 TO THEN Ls"!":GOTO 290 WORDLE roFOTTUF COMPUTING MORRISTOWN. NEW JERSEY IN THIS GAME, YOU GET SIX TRIES TO GUESS THE LETTER WORD THE I AM THINKING OF. AFTER EACH GUESS LETTERS THAT ARE IN THE CORRECT LOCATION ARE MARKED WITH A ! AND LETTERS THAT ARE CORRECT RUT IN THE WRONG LOCATION ARE MARKED WITH A ?. LETTERS THAT ARE NOT THE AND X. PAROLIT PPPOlA YYYY PHONY SPLENDID! THE SECRET WOULD YOU IKF TO PLAY AGRINZ 229 FOR e1 TO 1 240 NEXT J 250 FOR J1 TO 5 260 IF MIDScGS;1,1MIDS(SS.J.1) ANI MIDS(6S,J,1MIDS(SS,J,1) THEN MM 1 265 IF MN THEN X-1 270 NEXT EL THEN Ise 8 88000 000 295 R(C)R(C)LS I OASCMIDS (Gs,I,1))-64 320 IF LS"?" AN 330 IF LS"X" AND KSCO BOO NEXT 360 CC1 379 Gore 106 9 0 FUk 870 26 520 PRINT KS(I): 340 PRINT:PRINT "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPORSTUUWXYZ;PRINT 950 0010 150 SEA PRINT "OUT OF TRIES." 16070 530 IF CEl THEN PRINT "GENIUS!' 621 IF C2 THEN PRINT "MAGNIFICENT!" 622 IF C3 THEN PRINT "IMPRESS IF C4 THEN PRINT "SPLENDID! 624 IF C5 THEN PRINT "GREAT 625 IF C6 THEN PRINT PRIT VT "THE SECRET WORD WAS ";SS;"!":PRII 640 FOR I 650 PRINT R(I) 680 PRINT "WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY AGAIN? YN" 690 INPUT RI TOe IF RSaY THEN RESTORE:GOTO 70 1000 DATA 2315, "ABACK", "ABASE", "ABATE", "ABBEY", "ABBOT" VOL UnihonUk s ARODFS"ORODTE. BOROUS: 1002 DATA "ABUSE", "ABYSS", "ACORN"." HCRIO" "ACTOR", "ACUTE 1003 DATA "ADAGE", "ADAPT", "ADEPT", "ADMIN' " "ADMTT , "ADOBE' 1004 DATA "ADOPT" ."ADORE 1005 DATA "AFOOT", "AFOUL . "AF1 1006 DATA "AGENT", "AGILE", "AGING' "AGONY , "AGORA' 1007 DATA "AGREE, "AHEAD, "AIDER", "AISLE", "ALAS MA AFRIME 1008 DATA "ALERT","A 1009 DATA "ALIVE", "ALLAY""ALIFY ALLOTI