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Why I never worry about function or class parameters

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4 years ago 61.0K views 0 shares

Why I never worry about function or class parameters | global-memes, function-memes, class-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content YOU DON T EVER HAVE TO PASS PARAMETERS IF EVERY VARIABLE IS A GIORAL VARIABLE imgflip.con

When Your Personality Is A Stack Overflow

Debugging Webdev Programming Testing

11 months ago 284.1K views 0 shares

When Your Personality Is A Stack Overflow

When your personality test hits too close to home. The error code "1x38B" isn't just a technical glitch—it's a personal attack. Nothing says "you're fundamentally broken" quite like a quiz that crashes rather than categorize your psyche. The system took one look at your answers and chose self-destruction over analysis. That's not a Jung personality type; that's a Jung personality nope .

def F(a,b): return a/b (xkcd)

Frontend

1 year ago 32.0K views 0 shares

def F(a,b): return a/b (xkcd) | code-memes, engineer-memes, unicode-memes, div-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content DIVISION NOTATION 73 SCHOOLCHILD AB SOFTWARE ENGINEER NORMAL PERSON OR UNICODE ENTHUSIAST A SCIENTIST B AB' FANCY SCIENTIST F(A,B) SUCHTHAT OH NO, RUN

I'm Still Happy With It

Hardware Programming

7 months ago 264.6K views 0 shares

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of these tech companies expecting us to upgrade every 5 minutes! 💅 Meanwhile, I'm over here clutching my ancient Ryzen 5 3600 like it's the last chocolate in the box during a breakup. Sure, everyone in 2028 will be flexing their fancy-schmancy AM6 sockets with DDR6 memory that probably downloads your thoughts before you even have them, but my trusty AM4 processor still opens Chrome tabs... eventually! It's like driving a Honda Civic while everyone zooms past in Teslas, but guess what? MY BANK ACCOUNT IS THRIVING, DARLING! *dramatically fans self with saved money*

Functional Programming You Are Confusion Me

Programming

1 year ago 74.2K views 0 shares

Content YOU WERE MEANT TO RETURN FROM FUNCTIONS NOT RETURN FUNCTIONS

Hot fix of a production bug

Debugging Testing

3 years ago 55.2K views 0 shares

Hot fix of a production bug | bug-memes, fix-memes, production-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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Vi/Vim looking for Ve/Ver

Programming Linux

4 years ago 106.2K views 0 shares

Vi/Vim looking for Ve/Ver | iphone-memes, vim-memes, try-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Kate Temkin ktemkin just saw someone with "uses vil vim" at the end their twitter bio and learned that my brain will try to parse anything with a slash at the end of a bio as pronouns 7:04 PM 101920 Twitter for iPhone

The Great Browser Betrayal

Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

8 months ago 336.2K views 0 shares

OMG, the ULTIMATE browser betrayal!!! 😱 Chrome went from being the hot new alternative that made us all turn our heads away from Firefox, to becoming the very monster we once fled from! The irony is so thick you could debug it with a breakpoint. Firefox got a glow-up while Chrome just got... more Google-y. It's the tech equivalent of the nerdy kid becoming prom king while the popular jock peaked in high school. The browser tables have COMPLETELY TURNED and I am LIVING for this drama! History really does repeat itself in the most savage way possible.

I Wanna Smack Him In The Head

Backend Devops AWS Programming StackOverflow

1 year ago 297.5K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic "I could learn your entire career in a weekend" guy meets someone who actually knows what they're talking about. Nothing quite like watching someone claim coding is "not that hard" only to get absolutely demolished by a response asking if they can build APIs, databases, and deployment infrastructure. The cherry on top is the final response: "I could learn it in 8-9 days!" Sure, buddy. And I could become a neurosurgeon by watching YouTube tutorials. The Dunning-Kruger is strong with this one. This is why senior developers drink so much coffee. It's not the code that's exhausting—it's these conversations.

We've Come Full Circle: The OS Dating Hierarchy

Apple MacOS Microsoft Windows

9 months ago 203.8K views 1 shares

We've Come Full Circle: The OS Dating Hierarchy

The corporate tech evolution in one perfect comic! Top panel: Apple guy compliments Susan, she's flattered. Bottom panel: Windows Vista guy says the exact same thing, and suddenly she's calling HR. It's basically the tech version of the "be attractive, don't be unattractive" rule. Apple gets away with everything while Windows Vista—literally the most universally hated OS in history—gets reported faster than it crashes. The irony is brutal. In tech, your market reputation determines whether the exact same behavior is "charming" or "call security immediately." Microsoft fans in shambles right now.

Why Isnt Slack Reaction Limit Some Base2 Number

Javascript Frontend

1 year ago 82.7K views 0 shares

whyIsntSlackReactionLimitSomeBase2Number | react-memes, slack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content You've reached the reaction limit Emotions! We all have them - but on Slack, you're limited to 23 reactions per message. I bet he's thinking about other women Why isn't Slack reaction limit some base-2 number

The Best Language Family

Backend

2 years ago 19.8K views 0 shares

theBestLanguageFamily | c++-memes, c-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content for (int i 0; i size; it) for (int c 0; c size; c)

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