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found this rag while delivering
Programming
4 years ago 86.4K views 0 shares
found this rag while delivering | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MIX SHOT ON MI MIXZ THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE http:127.0.0.1

The Codebase
Programming Debugging
6 months ago 1.7M views 0 shares
The Codebase
We all start with grand visions of clean architecture and pristine code organization. Two parallel tracks stretching into infinity, beautifully maintained, easy to follow. Then reality hits: feature requests pile up, deadlines loom, "temporary" fixes become permanent, and suddenly you're navigating a tangled mess of railway switches going in seventeen different directions. The transformation from elegant simplicity to chaotic complexity happens faster than you can say "technical debt." Three months is generous, honestly. Some codebases achieve this level of spaghetti in three weeks . The real kicker? You're the one who created this labyrinth, and now you can't even remember which track leads where. Good luck finding that bug you introduced in sprint 2.

Ide Please Calm Down
Programming
2 years ago 108.9K views 0 shares
idePleaseCalmDown | ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ME TO MY IDE CALM DOWN I AM GOING TO USE THE VARIABLE

I Can't Think Of A Good Title For This Lunacy
Frontend Webdev
9 months ago 333.6K views 0 shares
I Can't Think Of A Good Title For This Lunacy
So Meta dropped $73 billion on their metaverse project, and what do they have to show for it? A bunch of legless avatars sitting in a virtual conference room having a Zoom call. You know, the thing we could already do with a $15 webcam and free software. The irony is absolutely chef's kiss here. They built an entire virtual reality universe with cutting-edge VR headsets, spatial audio, and god knows what else... just to recreate the exact same grid-view meeting experience we've all been suffering through since 2020. It's like buying a Ferrari to drive to your mailbox. The real kicker? Those avatars are sitting in a gorgeous virtual office with mountain views while displaying a 2x2 video grid on a screen. They literally went full circle back to regular video conferencing, but now with extra steps and motion sickness. Peak innovation right there.

This is some funny shit.
Programming
4 years ago 101.9K views 0 shares
This is some funny shit. | computer-memes, hacker-memes, security-memes, search-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Geoff Manaugh bldgblog Holy crap. Malware hidden in a strand of DNA hijacks the computer that analyzes that particular gene sequence. wired.comstorymalware- In new research they plan to present at the USENIX Security conference on Thursday, a group of researchers from the University of Washington has shown for the first time that it's possible to encode malicious software into physical strands of DNA, so that when a gene sequencer analyzes it the resulting data becomes a program that corrupts gene- sequencing software and takes control of the underlying computer. While that attack is far from practical for any real spy or criminal, it's one the researchers argue could become more likely over time, as DNA sequencing becomes more commonplace, powerful, and performed by third-party services on sensitive computer systems. And, perhaps more to the point for the cybersecurity community, it also represents an impressive, sci-fi feat of sheer hacker ingenuity.

I am not a clever man
Programming
3 years ago 115.4K views 0 shares
I am not a clever man | string-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GENTLEMEN. IT IS WITH GREATEST OF PLEASURES TO INFORM YOU THAT I ONLY WASTED 4 HOURS DEBUGGING MY CODE BECAUSE I FORGOT TO CONVERT A STRING TO AN INT

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Stop using OOP today
Javascript Programming php Python Frontend
4 years ago 361.7K views 0 shares
Stop using OOP today | programming-memes, css-memes, code-memes, variables-memes, program-memes, try-memes, node-memes, loc-memes, random-memes, lock-memes, global-memes, version-memes, data-memes, ios-memes, string-memes, function-memes, rest-memes, class-memes, object-memes, oop-memes, ssl-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, stream-memes, zend-memes, ssh-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content STOP using OOP Object-Oriented Programming ENCAPSULATES your data, RESTRICTING its flow over your program. Let natural selection take its course and randomly choose which of your arbitrarily-named local and global variables to use. Object-Oriented Programming ABSTRACTS data, CONCEALING it from the rest of your program. How do YOU feel knowing the goverment hides data from YOU? Your classes feel the same way. Object-Oriented Programming INHERITS its data, STEALING them from your other classes and passing it off as its own. YOU wouldn't like it if someone stole YOUR code and said it was theirs! Your base classes don't like it either. Object-Oriented Programming makes your classes POLYMORPHIC, treating derived classes as LESS THAN THEY ARE. Interpreting your classes as something they are not is demeaning. It also takes away the STRUCTURE and VERBOSITY that casting and conversion functions create. This is an example of the beauty, simplicity, and elegance of normal, procedural programming. include iostream int main() std:: cout "Hello, World!" std::endl; return OF This is an example of the horrors that OOP creates. This dark-mode friendly propaganda brought to you by the "Go is not 00P as it does not support key OOP concepts such as true polymorphism or inheritance, instead relying on method-based interfaces to pass similar structures" gang

Keep On Buddy You Might Get It
Git Programming
8 months ago 390.6K views 1 shares
Keep On Buddy You Might Get It
Nothing quite captures the developer experience like watching someone sign up for GitHub thinking it's just a place to store code, completely oblivious to the fact that they're about to enter a world of pain. GitHub without Git is like buying a Ferrari without knowing how to drive stick – technically possible, but you're gonna have a bad time. They'll be clicking around the web interface, manually uploading files one by one like it's 2005, wondering why everyone keeps talking about "commits" and "branches" and "merge conflicts." Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here with our terminal windows open, typing cryptic commands we half-understand ourselves, pretending we didn't just Google "how to undo git commit" for the 47th time this month. Give it a week. They'll either learn Git out of sheer necessity or become that person who always asks "can you just push that for me?"

you have tested the site in IE?
Linux Testing
1 year ago 147.5K views 1 shares
you have tested the site in IE? | test-memes, internet explorer-memes, cli-memes, internet-memes, tested-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper client: and you've tested the site in internet explorer? me ...yes. GIF 5:30 PM 27 Jun 17 1,858 RETWEETS 3,816 LIKES

*insert a generic regex joke*
Programming
2 years ago 95.2K views 0 shares
*insert a generic regex joke* | regex-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content First name Michelle cannot contain bad word: hell dingdongyouarewrong: are you shitting me ProarammerHumor.io

do you use i for loops
Programming
4 years ago 111.0K views 0 shares
do you use i for loops | loops-memes, for loop-memes, oop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content writing other letters for loops using "." for loops

Just why. Why why why why why why why...
Debugging Testing
3 years ago 75.3K views 0 shares
Just why. Why why why why why why why... | error-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content LEVELS OF HELL: Limbo Lust Gluttony Greed Anger Heresy Violence Fraud Treachery People that create IDEs that don't let you copy the error message