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Me At My Next Whiteboard Interview
Programming
2 years ago 92.4K views 0 shares
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Difference between a Jr and a Sr developer
Javascript Python Frontend Backend
4 years ago 190.1K views 0 shares
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Always Think That Your User Is Stupid
Programming Debugging Frontend Testing Webdev
1 year ago 369.3K views 2 shares
Always Think That Your User Is Stupid
The classic developer-user relationship in its natural habitat. The programmer sits there in shock watching the user drink software straight from a cup like it's morning coffee. Meanwhile, the user has no idea why anything's wrong – they're just trying to use the product in ways no sane developer could have anticipated. After 15 years in this industry, I've learned that no matter how idiot-proof you make your interface, the universe just builds a better idiot. The real skill isn't writing code – it's predicting the creative ways users will break it.

My Zeroth Meme Of 26
Programming Python Javascript C++ Java
9 months ago 567.8K views 0 shares
My Zeroth Meme Of 26
Nothing says "I've chosen chaos" quite like starting your year on Day 0 instead of Day 1. The zero-indexing gang is out here living their best life, celebrating New Year's on what normies call December 31st, while the one-indexing peasants are just... wrong. The skeleton villain dramatically retreating is basically every zero-indexer when confronted with the reality that the rest of humanity starts counting at 1. They'll be back next year though, still insisting that arrays should start at 0 and so should calendars, apparently. The commitment to the bit is honestly impressive.

Hard work
Programming
3 years ago 110.7K views 0 shares
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Content File Edit Selection Find View Goto Tools Proj Helloworld.py prim ("Hello World)

KBM Users Can't Relate
Gamedev Hardware
3 months ago 43.7M views 0 shares
KBM Users Can't Relate
That moment when you're mid-game and your wireless controller decides to play Russian roulette with its battery life. No warning, no heads up, just a cryptic "?" notification that could mean anything from "I'm at 2%" to "I'm literally dead right now." Meanwhile, keyboard and mouse users are sitting there with their wired peripherals, completely oblivious to this existential dread. The beauty of wireless freedom comes at the cost of constantly wondering if your controller is about to ghost you during a clutch moment. Pro tip: that question mark is never good news.

Instant AI Startup: Just Add Buzzwords
AI Frontend Programming Webdev
11 months ago 480.0K views 1 shares
Instant AI Startup: Just Add Buzzwords
STOP. EVERYTHING. The sheer AUDACITY of changing "loading..." to "thinking..." and suddenly declaring yourself an AI startup! 💅 The venture capitalists are literally THROWING money at their screens right now! Who needs actual innovation when you can just rebrand a progress spinner and add "agentic" to your pitch deck? Congratulations, you've just increased your valuation by 500 million dollars for absolutely NOTHING. Silicon Valley, take notes! This is how you disrupt an industry - one loading state at a time! *chef's kiss*

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Bug To Feature
Debugging
1 year ago 55.7K views 0 shares
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Git Shame
Programming Linux Backend
5 years ago 183.8K views 0 shares
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Content BLAME WAS IT ME? WHO WROTE THIS CRAP? NOT: ME ( MONKEYUSER.COM

What's Stopping Your Codebase From Looking Like This
Security Programming Backend Databases Javascript
1 year ago 431.2K views 0 shares
What's Stopping Your Codebase From Looking Like This
The pristine folder structure in the left panel is the stuff of developer fantasies! A beautifully organized project with logical entity relationships and clear naming conventions. Meanwhile, the actual JSON file on the right is a truncated mess with fields like "password" and "birthdate" just hanging out in plain text. Nothing says "technical debt" quite like storing sensitive user data without proper encryption or hashing. The real answer to "What's stopping your codebase from looking like this?" is probably three deadlines ago, five energy drinks, and that one PM who keeps saying "we'll refactor later."

Git Push Origin Main --Force-With-Lease
Git Devops Programming Debugging Security
1 year ago 497.0K views 1 shares
Git Push Origin Main --Force-With-Lease
Ah, the classic "change your Git config and push a bug to production" move. It's like framing your coworker for murder, but in code form. This junior dev just performed the digital equivalent of identity theft by changing their Git config to match their senior's name and email, then pushed broken code straight to prod. Now when the blame command runs, it points to the innocent senior dev who's about to have a very confusing conversation with management. Pure corporate sabotage disguised as a rookie mistake. Diabolical.

When a ticket you opened 4 years ago finally gets attention... getting closed as a duplicate of a brand new ticket
Programming
2 years ago 103.0K views 0 shares
When a ticket you opened 4 years ago finally gets attention... getting closed as a duplicate of a brand new ticket | date-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content commented 25 Sep 2018 14:12 Thanks for a clear example to reproduce the problem. YT YouTrack Workflow Bot commented 6 hours ago Hello, We've marked your issue as Duplicate because there's a similar one - PY 54336. Your issue will count as a new vote, and you will get notifications when there are updates. Please provide any additional details you might have there. If you believe that the issue shouldn't be considered a duplicate, please let us know. ProarammerHumor.io