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You don't need to understand a thing to manage that thing

You don't need to understand a thing to manage that thing | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Scrum Our same bullshit process with Scrum names Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture imgip.com Management They're the same picture.

You’re welcome

You’re welcome | ide-memes, laptop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Scott Hanselman shanselman 22h Life hack that I'm deeply ashamed of but also is too useful to keep to myself. Greasy chip fingers messing up your expensive laptop? Type from inside the bag. I apologize.

This is the right way

This is the right way | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content YOU DERUG WITH BREAKPOINTS AND UNIT TESTS IDERUG WITH PRINT WE ARE NOT THE SAME

git push —force

git push —force | git-memes, vm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content YOU USE GIT VIA A GUI USE GIT VIA COMMAND LINE WE ARE NOT THE SAME

Stop using OOP today

Stop using OOP today | programming-memes, css-memes, code-memes, variables-memes, program-memes, try-memes, node-memes, loc-memes, random-memes, lock-memes, global-memes, version-memes, data-memes, ios-memes, string-memes, function-memes, rest-memes, class-memes, object-memes, oop-memes, ssl-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, stream-memes, zend-memes, ssh-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content STOP using OOP Object-Oriented Programming ENCAPSULATES your data, RESTRICTING its flow over your program. Let natural selection take its course and randomly choose which of your arbitrarily-named local and global variables to use. Object-Oriented Programming ABSTRACTS data, CONCEALING it from the rest of your program. How do YOU feel knowing the goverment hides data from YOU? Your classes feel the same way. Object-Oriented Programming INHERITS its data, STEALING them from your other classes and passing it off as its own. YOU wouldn't like it if someone stole YOUR code and said it was theirs! Your base classes don't like it either. Object-Oriented Programming makes your classes POLYMORPHIC, treating derived classes as LESS THAN THEY ARE. Interpreting your classes as something they are not is demeaning. It also takes away the STRUCTURE and VERBOSITY that casting and conversion functions create. This is an example of the beauty, simplicity, and elegance of normal, procedural programming. include iostream int main() std:: cout "Hello, World!" std::endl; return OF This is an example of the horrors that OOP creates. This dark-mode friendly propaganda brought to you by the "Go is not 00P as it does not support key OOP concepts such as true polymorphism or inheritance, instead relying on method-based interfaces to pass similar structures" gang

Java == JavaScript

Java == JavaScript | javascript-memes, java-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rey rey reganslatic 122114 why can't I find a guy like Java JavaScript JavaScript 9616 JS hey 01 no Os 13 63 O 37 rey rey reganslatic 9616 1768 044 JavaScript JS lavascript I'm literally the guy in the pic

daddy got it right

daddy got it right | php-memes, array-memes, arrays-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ARRAYS START AT O DAD, ARRAYS START AT 1 NO, THEY START AT O You aren't born as a 1 year old You fucking PHP lover

Use it, it always works!

Use it, it always works! | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Universal estimation table very easy: 1h easy: 2h quiet easy: 4h looks quiet easy: 6h average: 8h looks average: 12h no clue: 16h yeah kind of ok: 20h seems to be complex: 24h complex: 30h very complex: 40h can take some time: 48h fuck: 60h yeah looks pretty easv: 80h also you can combine: no clue can take some time, but yeah looks pretty easy 164880 ProdrammerHumor

In honor of International Women's Day

In honor of International Women's Day | programmer-memes, program-memes, react-memes, node-memes, list-memes, node_modules-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Thomas Fuchs thomasfuchs Follow Legendary Apollo project programmer Margaret Hamilton, next to a printout of the nodemodules directory listing for her first Hello World react app 8:54 AM - 7 Mar 2019 ProdrammerHumor.io

0 != 1

0 != 1 | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MY MATH FRIEND EXPLAINING WHY 01 ME KNOWING THAT O e 1 IS JUST OBVIOUS made with mematic

An interesting title

An interesting title | rest-memes, network-memes, networks-memes, neural network-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How Neural Networks work? Neurons: 1 know a guy who knows a guy

Microsoft Doing A Great Job, As Always

Microsoft Doing A Great Job, As Always
Windows users finally have a built-in screenshot tool that actually works decently, and they're genuinely excited about it. Then Microsoft swoops in with a Windows Update that just... takes it away or breaks it completely. Classic Microsoft move—giving users something useful only to yank it back in the next patch cycle. It's like they're allergic to keeping things stable. The Snipping Tool has had more plot twists than a soap opera, getting deprecated, then brought back, then modernized, then broken again. Nothing says "enterprise-grade operating system" quite like randomly losing basic functionality after an update.