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Content I'll clean up that code once it works And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself Volume Il

You know that legacy codebase everyone's afraid to touch? Yeah, this is what the dependency graph looks like when you finally open it in your IDE. Each line represents a function call, each node is a class, and somewhere in that tangled mess is the bug you need to fix before the sprint ends. The best part? The original developer left the company three years ago, there's zero documentation, and the code somehow passes all tests. Good luck tracing that one function that's called from seventeen different places and calls twenty-three others. Just remember: if it compiles, ship it and pray.

Content When you study binary for the third time in a semester HOW MANY TIMES DO YOUHAVE TO TEACH US THIS LESSON OLD MAN?

Content STOP SCROLLING And write vour last commit message. Made with Microsoft Word

Content thathurtmyface 6 points 4 hours ago That's gonna be a hell of a lot of conditional statements. 2001 blader 2 points 3 hours ago No, just use Al OGNatan 4 points 2 hours ago So, a hell of a lot of conditional statements.

Content STOP USING PYTHON PROGRAMMING WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FOR CHILDREN YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet PYTHON has NEVER BEEN USED for ANY REAL WORLD APPLICATION PYTHON is a language for BABIES. NO ADULT that has A FUNCTIONING BRAIN would use a language THAT STEALS LIBRARIES THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE MADE b-BuT iSn'T iT iNtUiTiVe ThOuGh??? SHUT THE FUCK UP. Python FORCES the user to learn HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of commands, and they are ALL COMPLETE HORSESHIT myAge input () Why does it want your PERSONAL INFORMATION? while b 10 TEN WHAT? APPLES? ORANGES? print( 'Hello world!') WHAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PRINTER? There ALREADY EXISTS a language that only makes you learn EIGHT commands, IT'S CALLED BRAINFUCK ProarammerHumor.io

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