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it's basic math

it's basic math | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content XX1 Programmers Mathematitians

Whenever I go to this sub.

Whenever I go to this sub. | programmer-memes, html-memes, css-memes, program-memes, ML-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me laughing at IProgrammerFlumor despite only being able to write HTML and CSS

Life comes at you fast: A tale of two clouds

Life comes at you fast: A tale of two clouds | computer-memes, image-memes, IT-memes, cloud-memes, ide-memes, laptop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Brad Dwyer AL braddwyer Sep 9 000 The cloud is horrible. Just discovered we accidentally left a GPU instance running that billed us 3000. Brad Dwyer ( braddwyer Sep 8 The cloud is amazing. We just spun up about 20,000 virtual computers to chug through regenerating 12 million image previews in our new style. In 23 real world minutes, we consumed the equivalent compute of letting my laptop chug 247 for 3 months and it cost about 10. Show this thread 195 17 2.1K 10.8K

Every VC on twitter “growth hacker”! I wonder why I can’t be that.

Every VC on twitter “growth hacker”! I wonder why I can’t be that. | hacker-memes, internet-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Chris Bakke ChrisJBakke 15h I'm a founder who does things differently: - Sleeps 9 hours every night - Drinks 1 gallon of water per day - Works out 6x per week - Meditates 7x per week - Reads for 2 hours each morning - Grows revenue 10x per year - Lies on the internet frequently 24 17 119 2,367

Error On Line144

errorOnLine144 | error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ERROR ON LINE MAP -BUT THIS FILE ENDS AT 52

Game Devs Nowadays

Game Devs Nowadays
Why fix your spaghetti code when you can just demand players buy a $3000 gaming rig instead? Modern game development in a nutshell: "Can't run our unoptimized mess? Sounds like a YOU problem." Nothing says professional game design quite like shifting the burden of performance from talented developers to consumer hardware. Who needs efficient algorithms when you can just require 32GB RAM and the latest GPU that costs more than a used car?

Reject all “Reject All” Violators

Reject all “Reject All” Violators | developer-memes, cli-memes, cs-memes, cookie-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Sam Carlton ThatGuySam Pro Developer Tip If your employer or client specs out a GDPR Cookie Prompt with a "Reject All" that's smaller or less prominent than the "Accept All", they are out of compliance and are to be fined. Naturally, this also applies when "Reject All" is omitted entirely.

No Need To Be Jealous

No Need To Be Jealous
The girlfriend is worried about her partner thinking of another woman, but he's actually deep in philosophical programming territory: if text is called a "string" (a sequence of characters), shouldn't a single character be called a "strand"? It's the kind of shower thought that keeps developers up at night. The terminology actually comes from early computing where strings were literally sequences of characters "strung together," but nobody bothered to make the naming convention perfectly consistent with the singular form. Classic programming nomenclature being delightfully arbitrary.

Unexpected

unexpected | rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content uses Rust for 3 years writes a game fails writes a blog post

Bool power

Bool power | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 05 TRUE2

If this doesn't get enough upvotes I'll try 10,000 more times

If this doesn't get enough upvotes I'll try 10,000 more times | try-memes, machine-memes, mac-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Machine learning is just fancy brute forcing CHANGE MY MIND inglip.com

The Guardian Angels Of Stack Overflow

The Guardian Angels Of Stack Overflow
The divine intervention of Stack Overflow strikes again. You spend hours crafting the perfect search query for your data analytics problem, only to be saved by some random hero who asked the exact same question three years ago and got a perfect answer. That person isn't just a programmer—they're your guardian angel with admin privileges to the universe. The real data analysis is figuring out how they predicted your specific obscure error before you even started your career.