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Can We Have a Quick Meeting About Next Week's Meeting?
Programming
4 years ago 47.1K views 0 shares
Can We Have a Quick Meeting About Next Week's Meeting? | developer-memes, image-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Anyone who ever schedules meetings with developers, please burn this image into your brain, thanks 9am 9:45 - 10:30 10am Don't want to get into anything because meeting is coming 10:30 - "Super Quick" Meeting 11am 11 - 11:45 Ramping back up after being distracted by meeting 12pm

[OC] CatGPT
Programming
2 years ago 49.7K views 0 shares
[OC] CatGPT | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CatGPT Stenset Seek

The original gpt
Programming
1 year ago 40.0K views 0 shares
The original gpt | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Hello, I am Akinator Think about a real or fictional character. I will try to guess who it is akinauer PLAY

Honestly i feel sorry for them
Programming Frontend
4 years ago 49.4K views 0 shares
Honestly i feel sorry for them | developer-memes, web developer-memes, web-memes, mac-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Flash developers in 2008 Macromedia Flash is amazning! I will become become Flash web developer and devote my whole career to this Flash developers now ProdrammerHumor.io

A Bit Faster
C++ Programming Python Debugging
4 months ago 256.1K views 0 shares
A Bit Faster
C++ and Python walk into a bar. The bartender asks for their names. C++ launches into a 20-line segmentation fault with memory addresses and stack traces just to introduce itself. Meanwhile, Python just says "Python!" and gets on with its life. It's the perfect encapsulation of why some devs choose Python despite C++ being "a bit faster." Sure, your program might execute 0.002 seconds quicker, but you'll spend 3 days debugging why it crashed when you tried to say hello. Worth it? Debatable.

The Nine Circles Of Programming Hell
Debugging Programming StackOverflow Testing
9 months ago 185.1K views 0 shares
The Nine Circles Of Programming Hell
THE NINE STAGES OF PROGRAMMER EXISTENTIAL CRISIS! 😱 Top row: Your code works and you're feeling like a LITERAL GOD. But wait—as you move right, your understanding plummets into the abyss. "It works and I don't know why" is where the true horror begins! Middle row: ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE FUEL. Your precious code doesn't work, and your mental state deteriorates from "confident debugger" to "terrified code goblin" faster than you can say "Stack Overflow." Bottom row: The purgatory of "sometimes works." This is where sanity goes to DIE. The skull face says it all—you've transcended into a realm where logic no longer applies and you're just throwing semicolons at the wall hoping something sticks!

I apologize for nothing.
Databases Backend
2 years ago 30.4K views 0 shares
I apologize for nothing. | rest-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 8:57 a 93 Your post goes against our Community Standards on violence and incitement No one else can see your post. We have these standards because we want everyone to feel safe, respected and welcome. If your content goes against our Community Standards again, your account may be restricted or disabled. You can disagree with the decision if you think we got it wrong. dded a new photo. Nov 14. 2020 People who complain about indentation errors in python can't write readable code in any language CHANGE MY MIND Continue

A Fair Criticism Of The Universal Language
Programming
7 months ago 113.9K views 0 shares
A Fair Criticism Of The Universal Language
The twist here is brilliant! When asked about a programming language they dislike, the developer skips Python, JavaScript, or PHP and goes straight for English itself! Treating human language like a programming language and roasting it for technical deficiencies is peak developer humor. The critique is technically sound too - English is syntactically inconsistent, filled with operators (punctuation) nobody uses correctly, and policed by open-source grammar enthusiasts who'll throw warnings but never stop execution. And don't get me started on the lack of type safety (is "read" past tense or present?) and namespace collisions ("lead" the metal vs "lead" the verb). This is what happens when you spend too much time refactoring code - you start wishing you could refactor natural language too!

Every big company has at least one wizard
Programming
3 years ago 48.1K views 0 shares
Every big company has at least one wizard | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Programmer looking for a job Unfirable programmer making 120k a year, because he can read the ancient hieroglyphics of the legacy code

Looks Good To Me
Programming
11 months ago 48.7K views 0 shares
looksGoodToMe | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Pls review pr OK OK

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Sorcerer Supreme
Programming
3 years ago 52.7K views 0 shares
Sorcerer Supreme | code-memes, lines of code-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you write over 1000 lines of code and it works perfectly on the first run

How times change!
Programming
3 years ago 42.4K views 0 shares
How times change! | slack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper 1969: -what're you doing with that 2KB of RAM? -sending people to the moon 2017: RAM? -running Slack -what're you doing with that 1.5GB of 10:38 AM Nov 3, 2017