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The Great Production Server Escape
Devops Networking Programming Backend Cloud
9 months ago 256.8K views 0 shares
The Great Production Server Escape
Ah, the classic production server meltdown scenario. Nothing triggers the fight-or-flight response quite like hearing those dreaded words: "Who was working on the server?" That's when you suddenly develop superhuman speed and peripheral vision loss. Ten years of experience has taught me that no explanation involving "just a small config change" will save you from becoming the human sacrifice at the emergency postmortem meeting. The fastest developers aren't the ones who can type 120 WPM—they're the ones who can disappear before their name gets mentioned in the incident report.

Im In The System
Programming
1 year ago 50.5K views 0 shares
ImInTheSystem | hacker-memes, random-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Hacker in movies be like hacker.lua X C: Users 1 2 3 Desktop hacker.lua ... os.execute ("color 2") while true do io.write(math.random(0,1)) end 6

Meet Keith: The Unofficial C++ Mascot
C++ Programming Debugging
9 months ago 613.4K views 3 shares
Meet Keith: The Unofficial C++ Mascot
Ah, the infamous "Keith the Rat" - C++'s unofficial mascot that perfectly embodies memory management in the language. Just like Keith is missing a limb, your program is probably missing proper pointer cleanup. The joke satirizes C++'s reputation for being powerful yet dangerous - where one wrong move with pointers can blow your application's leg clean off. And much like this diseased rodent, legacy C++ codebases often carry the infections of technical debt that nobody wants to touch. The attribution to Richard Stallman adds an extra layer of programming in-joke, as he's the GNU/free software crusader who would absolutely hate being associated with this monstrosity. Memory leaks, undefined behavior, and segmentation faults send their regards!

I am gonna believe her..
Backend
2 years ago 11.9K views 0 shares
I am gonna believe her.. | c++-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content va.krishna 109 Year Old Woman says Secret to long life is her decision to avoid learning C language

I have enough real warnings to deal with smh
Programming Microsoft
4 years ago 70.7K views 0 shares
I have enough real warnings to deal with smh | warning-memes, microsoft-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WARNT should only WarnI should only be used for be used for actual issues actual issues WARn should be only used for actual issues A ExampleMod: finished At 33020 14 sec, 18 ms A This project is configured to use the official A (c) 2020 Microsoft Corporation. These mapp

Thank you, google!
Javascript Microsoft Windows StackOverflow Linux
3 years ago 132.5K views 0 shares
Thank you, google! | stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, program-memes, google-memes, command-memes, version-memes, windows-memes, image-memes, powershell-memes, shell-memes, search-memes, cli-memes, overflow-memes, ide-memes, console-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content show powershell version Q AIL Images Videos News Shopping More v Search tools About 1.730.000 results (0,53 seconds) You can verify that Windows PowerShell version installed by completing the following check: 1. Click Start, click All Programs, click Accessories, click Windows PowerShell, and then click Windows PowerShell. 2. In the Windows PowerShell console, type the following command at the command prompt and then press ENTER: Determine installed PowerShell version - Stack Overflow stackoverflow.comquestions1825585determine-installed-powershell-version About this result Feedback Windows PowerShell PS C: Determine installed PowerShell version - Stack Overflow Determine: The term Determine' is not recognized as the name of a cmdlet, function, script file, or operable progran: Check. the spelling of the name, or if a path was included, verify that the path is cornect and try again. Determine installed PowerShell version - Stack Overflow CategoryInfo ObjectNotFound: (Determine:String) L. CommandNotFoundException FullyQualifiedErrorId : CommandNotFoundException PS C:

Oh you silly Amazon...
Programming
2 years ago 56.4K views 0 shares
Oh you silly Amazon... | server-memes, amazon-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content aws, marketplace CLOUD-NATIVE MATURITY GUIDE Evolve from monolith to Return of the Monolith: Amazon Dumps microservices Microservices for Video Monitoring A bleg post from the cooincerisg team as amagon Prime Wideo has been roling the cloud nocke 60620 84604009700 06109210 626 9110 099170 9114509 Amazon moving from serverless to monolithic architecture while telling other companies to evolve from monolith to serverless Adopt Monolithic Architecture Promote Serverless AMAZON BL imgtlip.com

Programmer Cooks
Programming
1 year ago 57.4K views 0 shares
programmerCooks | programmer-memes, program-memes, version-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Randall Koutnik rkoutnik Follow Why programmers like cooking: You peel the carrot, you chop the carrot, you put the carrot in the stew. You don't suddenly find out that your peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for carrots in 4.3 9:22 PM - 16 Jan 2019 1,845 Retweets 5,689 Likes 68 17 18K 5.7K

Makes sense to me.
Programming
3 years ago 55.3K views 0 shares
Makes sense to me. | loc-memes, lock-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content mottorn PATricK StaR I'm an administrator this file has admin lock So as an admin I should be able to modifv it so let me modify it . G Yup. That makes sense to me. Access denied

The Fastest Things On Earth
Programming Debugging
8 months ago 185.0K views 0 shares
The Fastest Things On Earth
Nothing breaks the sound barrier quite like a developer's fingers after accidentally deleting three hours of work. Cheetahs run at 70 mph, planes fly at 550 mph, light travels at 186,000 miles per second... but the Ctrl+Z reflex after a code deletion mistake? That's practically teleportation. Physics professors are still trying to measure it. The speed is directly proportional to how much coffee you've had and how close you are to a deadline.

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What could go wrong?
Programming StackOverflow
4 years ago 72.9K views 0 shares
What could go wrong? | code-memes, stack-memes, random-memes, overflow-memes, language-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content A random user posting code snippets on Stack Overflow Do you trust me? Me learning a new language With every cell of my body.

Is it too late to become a chef?
Cloud
3 years ago 62.1K views 0 shares
Is it too late to become a chef? | programmer-memes, program-memes, version-memes, IT-memes, retweet-memes, chef-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Randall Koutnik Follow v rkoutnik Why programmers like cooking: You peel the carrot, you chop the carrot, you put the carrot in the stew. You don't suddenly find out that your peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for carrots in 4.3 9:22 PM - 16 Jan 2019 1,845 Retweets 5,689 Likes 68 17 1.8K 5.7K