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Finding their way to you like USB plugs on the first try

"Calm seas do not make good sailors"

"Calm seas do not make good sailors" | production-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Before taking down production After taking down production

Be patient!

Be patient! | machine learning-memes, machine-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content THIS IS YOUR MACHINE LEARNING SYSTEM? YUP! YOU POUR THE DATA INTO THIS BIG PILE OF LINEAR ALGEBRA, THEN COLLECT THE ANSWERS ON THE OTHER SIDE. WHAT IF THE ANSWERS ARE WRONG? JUST STiR THE PILE UNTiL THEY START LOOKING RIGHT. SaTA ANSWERS

When You Push Without Add

When You Push Without Add
The Git workflow massacre in three acts: First, we see a majestic Airbus A350 on the runway - that's git commit , your changes safely packaged and ready. Next, the plane gloriously takes flight - git push sending your code to the remote repository. But wait! The punchline: git add is just people climbing stairs to nowhere. Because if you push without adding files first, you're essentially sending an empty plane. Nothing gets deployed except your career prospects. It's the classic "why isn't my code in production?" moment right before the horrifying realization that you've been committing and pushing literal nothingness for the past hour.

unit tests: 😁 / writing unit tests: 💀

unit tests: 😁 / writing unit tests: 💀 | code-memes, test-memes, unit test-memes, tests-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Writing unit tests Pros: -they'll improve the quality of my code -it'll take like 10 mins max -literally everyone says that I should Cons: -i don't wanna CONCLUSION: i will not write unit tests

It's literally the worst thing that can happen

It's literally the worst thing that can happen | documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? HE WAS FORCED TO WBITE THE PROJECT'S DOCUMENTATION

USB C KVM Switch 4K@60Hz,MLEEDA KVM Switch USB C for 2 Laptops Share Single HDMI Monitor and Keyboard Mouse,Compatible with Windows,Mac OS,Wired Remote and USB Power Cord Included

USB C KVM Switch 4K@60Hz,MLEEDA KVM Switch USB C for 2 Laptops Share Single HDMI Monitor and Keyboard Mouse,Compatible with Windows,Mac OS,Wired Remote and USB Power Cord Included
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happy Pi day

happy Pi day | programmer-memes, engineer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What is Pi? Programmer: Math.PI 4 Mathematician: 1 2 - 2 12 3? 52 2 72 Engineer: THREE TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

'Machine learning' is the new cool nowadays

'Machine learning' is the new cool nowadays | machine learning-memes, machine-memes, mac-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Every single Tabased startup Machinelearning Some simple task KEL 9g (Sys BAKED 61 LESS FAT twiteeyapa

Kaboom

Kaboom? | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When people ask me to recommend a text editor: VI VISUAL STUDIO CODE

Programmer

Programmer..!! | programmer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content No text found in image

When You Know The Code Is Vibe-Coded

When You Know The Code Is Vibe-Coded
That DEVASTATING moment when you just KNOW in your SOUL that someone's code is held together by prayers, energy drinks, and Stack Overflow copypasta — but it somehow works flawlessly in production! The absolute AUDACITY of code that violates every clean code principle yet runs faster than your meticulously crafted masterpiece. It's giving "chaotic evil genius" energy and I'm simultaneously impressed and offended. The code equivalent of wearing socks with sandals and STILL getting compliments!

Can I get a loan please? There was a bug in my code lol

Can I get a loan please? There was a bug in my code lol | developer-memes, code-memes, design-memes, bugs-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, .net-memes, performance-memes, date-memes, qa-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, private-memes, manager-memes, product-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Selteg IT Solutions Selteq Evacuee Trust Complex Office 209C F-51 Islamabad www.selteq.net infoselteq.net 051 272 6698 Dated: September 20, 2022 Subject: Policy ST-037 Selteq Solutions (SMC-Private) Limited Selteg Targets Evaluation Fines Policy We, Selteg Solutions, are always keen to keep committed employees happy and satisfied. There are target bonuses, performance bonuses, Extra Working Day and Salary Booster Policy to appreciate the hard work. Along with appreciation, it is very important to identify the weakest link of Team and boost hisher performance. Therefore, we have introduced target and performance fines. Aim of this policy is to meet the time lines and increase productivity along with efficiency and accuracy. Please find the conditions and fines below: Developers shall use separate branch to different task, breach of this clause shall cause fine of Rs. 10,000 for not using the different branch. If these tasks are not completed on time, it will further charge Rs. 10,000 fines. Daily task shall be completed on assigned time (pre-agreed deadlines). If tasks are delayed, it was cause Rs. 10,000 fine every day. For Quality Assurance department specifically, they shall test any module completely before approving. If there are any minor bugs found in the module after approval from QA Department, it will cause fine of Rs. 1,000 each minor bug. If there are any major bugsissues found in the module after approval from QA Department, it will cause fine of Rs, 10,000 per major issue. The above-mentioned policy has been duly approved, agreed and signed by the Manager of Operations and Director of the Company. Reheem Dad CEO Selteq Solutions (SMC-Private) Ltd Name: Mr. Raheem Dad Designation: CEO Name: Mr. Saad Bin Masood Designation: Manager Operations Selteq Solutions (SMC-Private) Limited. Incorporation No. 0126739 Registered Address: Evacuee Trust Complex, Office 209C, F-51, Islamabad. Postal Code: 44000

Frontend vs Backend

Frontend vs Backend | programmer-memes, backend-memes, program-memes, frontend-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Backend Programmer Frontend Programmer

RasTech Raspberry Pi 5 8GB Kit 64GB Edition with Active Cooler,27W GaN 5.1V5A USB-C Power Supply,Pi5 8GB Board,64GB Card Readers Kit,Pi 5 Case,Dual 4K Micro HD Out Cables and User Manual

RasTech Raspberry Pi 5 8GB Kit 64GB Edition with Active Cooler,27W GaN 5.1V5A USB-C Power Supply,Pi5 8GB Board,64GB Card Readers Kit,Pi 5 Case,Dual 4K Micro HD Out Cables and User Manual
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