Random Memes

The tech industry's relationship with the word "open" is like that ex who said they wanted an "open relationship" but actually meant "I want to see other people while you stay committed." On the left, we've got "Open" VPNs with fine print that would make a lawyer blush: "free" (after you pay), "unlimited" (for exactly two people), and source code you can view from such a distance you'll need the James Webb telescope. And then there's "Open" AI on the right—about as open as Fort Knox during a security drill. "Open research" (coming never), "open models" (just trust us, bro), and an "open culture" where sharing is strictly forbidden. After 15 years in tech, I've learned that "open" is corporate-speak for "we'll keep it open until we've captured enough market share to slam the door shut." Classic bait-and-switch, now with 100% more paywalls!

ChatGPT just solved a simple algebra problem by literally writing code in natural language. Instead of setting up basic equations (sister's age = 3 when you were 6, age difference = 3, so sister = 70 - 3 = 67), it decided to... evaluate mathematical expressions as string templates? The <<6/2=3>> and <<3+70=73>> syntax looks like some cursed templating engine that escaped from a PHP nightmare. The best part? It got the answer completely wrong. The sister should be 67, not 73. But hey, at least it showed its work using a syntax that doesn't exist in any programming language. Our jobs are indeed safe when AI thinks inline computation tags are a valid problem-solving approach. This is what happens when your training data includes too much Jinja2 templates and not enough elementary school math.