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They Turned Security Vulnerabilities Into A Browser
Security Webdev Programming Frontend
2 months ago 199.3K views 0 shares
They Turned Security Vulnerabilities Into A Browser
Ah yes, the classic "unmasking the villain" trope, but with browsers. Turns out your "Chrome replacement" is just Chromium wearing a Telegram logo mask. It's like switching from Coke to Pepsi and calling yourself a health guru. The browser market is just Google in various trench coats at this point. Your privacy settings are basically just suggestions to the algorithm.

Never Go Full Tailwind
Frontend
1 year ago 27.7K views 0 shares
neverGoFullTailwind | loc-memes, lock-memes, data-memes, class-memes, tailwind-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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What level language is this?
Programming
1 year ago 51.7K views 0 shares
What level language is this? | programming-memes, program-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content RIl. RIl. O X 2 9:26 PM What's the best programming language? QUIJA SAYS: GERMAN 388 75 Share BEST uKmaish 3h G 130 Reply uAlaxelAuArryn 3h E 117 Reply uKmaish 3h 114 Reply uzeroforconduct 3h M 114 I Reply uNotRealVancouver 3h A 115 uAniis 3h N

Feature Complete
Debugging Testing
1 year ago 507.5K views 3 shares
featureComplete | code-memes, tech-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, unit test-memes, fix-memes, bug fix-memes, tests-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content AAAAND. DONE! OCUMENTATIO UNIT TESTS TECH DEBT BUG FIXING CODE REVIEW INIT JESTS

Actual job posting I just found on indeed
Backend
2 years ago 24.5K views 0 shares
Actual job posting I just found on indeed | developer-memes, design-memes, designer-memes, rest-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Game designer Game developers studio Remote Remote Part-time Apply now Full Job Description Responsibilities: Design a game from the ground up., Design a game from the ground up. You would have to be very skilful and someone that knows about game designing you're only get paid monthly and that is 136 447852948936 if you're interested please contact this number you'll be working on two different video games Job Type: Part-time Part-time hours: 136 per week

Entry Level Jobs Be Like
Programming
1 year ago 86.1K views 0 shares
entryLevelJobsBeLike | programming-memes, program-memes, try-memes, recruit-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When the recruiter asks if you have 10 years experience in a programming language that's been around for 5

When is the end of the world ?
Programming StackOverflow Linux
4 years ago 99.0K views 0 shares
When is the end of the world ? | unix-memes, overflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content anil Airtel a 12:09 AM When is the end of the world Tap to Edit Well, Unix 32-bit time overflows on January 19, 2038. Maybe then. ProdrammerHumor.io

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Discovered this at work today
StackOverflow
1 year ago 35.4K views 0 shares
Discovered this at work today | stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, overflow-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content https:stackoverflow.comquestions65658901how-do-i-recording-screens-with-arkit-and-scenekit stackoverflow About Products For Teams Q Search... We do not currently allow content pasted from ChatGPT on Stack Overflow; read our policy here. Home Hondo Lecording screens with ARKit and Scen What the hell happened here?

U Can Do It My Little Machine, I Believe In You
Hardware Devops Programming
1 month ago 226.3K views 0 shares
U Can Do It My Little Machine, I Believe In You
RAM shortage headlines predicting doom until 2027, and here we are patting our ancient war machines like "just one more year, buddy." Nothing says optimism like running production workloads on hardware that's already crying for retirement while memory prices skyrocket. The delusion is strong when you're convincing yourself that 8GB DDR3 will totally handle that new Kubernetes cluster. We're all just one kernel panic away from admitting we need an upgrade, but until then, positive affirmations for aging silicon it is.

I hate genies
Programming
4 years ago 51.5K views 0 shares
I hate genies | array-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 3 rules: -no wishing for death -no falling in love -no bring back dead people I want the index of an array too start at 1 There are 4 rules

Talking to your PO
Programming
3 years ago 48.9K views 0 shares
Talking to your PO | tech-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WE MUST WE MUST RESOLVE OUR RESOLVE OUR TECHNICAL DEBT TECHNICAL DEBT WE CAN COMPLETELY WE MUST RESOLVE OUR TECHNICAL DEBT IGNORE THIS TICKET AND MOVE IT TO THE BACKLOG imaflip.com

Life Stability Commit
Git Devops Programming
2 months ago 257.8K views 0 shares
Life Stability Commit
Ah yes, the eternal fantasy of having a git reset --hard HEAD@{last-time-i-had-my-shit-together} command for real life. Made some terrible decisions lately? Pushed to production without testing? Got into a relationship with someone who thinks semicolons are optional? If only we could just revert to that golden period before everything went sideways. Unfortunately, life doesn't track changes, and there's no magical snapshot from when you still had a reasonable sleep schedule and manageable anxiety. The only rollback strategy we've got is therapy—and it doesn't accept pull requests.