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In my case it's intentional
Programming Backend
4 years ago 96.6K views 0 shares
In my case it's intentional | programming-memes, program-memes, c-memes, startup-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Lars Doucet larsiusprime Follow Due to my elite programming skills, I figured out how to shave off THIRTY SECONDS from my app's startup time. Here's some optimization tips: 1. Remove the sleep(30) call you added a month ago and forgot about 12:51 AM - 30 Jun 2018 2,089 Retweets 10,185 Lik 69 17 21K 10 O

I Just Wanted Simple Cssfor My Tiny Project
Javascript Frontend
2 years ago 220.0K views 0 shares
iJustWantedSimpleCSSForMyTinyProject | css-memes, web-memes, sass-memes, webpack-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content no you need to use sass and build and minifier and webpack style.css is fine style.css is fine 34 34 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 2 0.1 70 85 100 115 130 145

Double Dare You
Agile Programming Testing
1 month ago 1.5M views 0 shares
Double Dare You
You know that developer who keeps insisting their code works fine despite failing every single test? Yeah, they're about to say "quick win" for the 47th time today while proposing yet another "temporary" workaround that'll definitely become permanent technical debt. The intensity in those eyes isn't anger—it's the pure, concentrated frustration of a senior dev who's heard "quick win" used to justify skipping unit tests, hardcoding API keys, and deploying directly to production on a Friday afternoon. Say it one more time and watch them write a 3000-word RFC on proper development practices. Pro tip: If someone calls something a "quick win" more than twice in one sprint planning meeting, it's neither quick nor a win. It's usually a shortcut that'll haunt your codebase like a ghost in the machine.

My former employer literally did this 3 times in a year
StackOverflow
4 years ago 71.7K views 0 shares
My former employer literally did this 3 times in a year | tech-memes, stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Tech team vacancy huh? Hire another PM for some reason made ProarammerHumor.io Hire an experienced dev who doesn't know the tech stack Hire a recent grad who knows the tech stack dEBmadebytio

Impostor Syndrome Be Like
Programming
3 years ago 83.1K views 0 shares
Impostor Syndrome Be Like | programmer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Other Programmers Me

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Its Everyday
Programming
4 years ago 88.2K views 0 shares
Its Everyday | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You 136 contributions in the last year Contribution settings Jen Feti Dec Leam how we count contributions More Vs The guy she told you not to be worried about

Me one night before my exam
Programming
5 years ago 90.0K views 0 shares
Me one night before my exam | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content El Chopperico 11k G I watched a 9 hour Java tutorial, now I can speak Indian Language

Based on personal experience
Debugging
4 years ago 52.6K views 0 shares
Based on personal experience | programmer-memes, program-memes, fix-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Just because I'm a programmer doesn't mean I can fix your printer 1 can fix it POT I mean.. COT FASTEST But not because I'm a programmer

Door Dash Devs Nail Time Travel
Frontend Debugging Programming Javascript Backend
10 months ago 554.2K views 0 shares
Door Dash Devs Nail Time Travel
Ah, the classic DoorDash time paradox where your delivery driver is simultaneously waiting for your food at 1:58 AM and 1:03 AM. Apparently, their backend devs skipped the "How Time Works 101" class in college. This is what happens when you let the same people who think "it works on my machine" is a valid deployment strategy handle temporal logic. Somewhere, a senior developer is sighing while explaining that time typically flows in one direction, unless you're using JavaScript's Date object, in which case all bets are off.

Big sad
Programming Debugging Testing
5 years ago 138.5K views 0 shares
Big sad | errors-memes, error-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content If Tetris has taught me anything, it is that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear

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Career Advice: The Art Of Strategic Persistence
Programming Debugging
10 months ago 273.1K views 0 shares
Career Advice: The Art Of Strategic Persistence
Survivorship bias: the tech industry's secret promotion strategy! Why master complex algorithms when you can master the art of not updating your LinkedIn? Just hunker down while your colleagues chase shiny new startups, and voilà – you're suddenly the oracle of legacy code and where all the bodies are buried in the codebase. The real senior developer skill isn't solving problems, it's remembering why that mysterious function from 2016 can't be deleted without bringing down the entire system. Institutional knowledge through sheer stubbornness – nature's way of turning mediocrity into seniority!

China bad
Programming
4 years ago 99.5K views 0 shares
China bad | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content KNOW THE WORK RULES! Nice data, Susan Nice data, Susan ProarammerHumor.io APPROPRIATE hwwww, so sweet INAPPROPRIATE Hello, government?