Random Memes

Content Become a programmer because I have a great idea that will make me rich Become a programmer because one day I want to create printerOS (not a trademark) because I hate that I can't use the scanner without full ink cartridges! I can't ignore possible mistakes! I can't use cheap ink! I hate you HP! I hate you Canon! I hate you, the printer I paid for that doesn't do what I want !!!

Content MOVIES VS BEHIND THE SCENE starting Attack.. --Hacking NASA-. Penetrating into the system.. Hacking NASA 20 Hacking NASA 40 Hacking NASA 60 Hacking NASA 80 Hacking NASA 100 NASA Hacked Successfully ....... ...0000 print ("Starting Attack.. print ("- -Hacking NASA--") print ("Penetrating into the system. print ( "Hacking NASA 20) print ("Hacking NASA 40") print ("Hacking NASA 60") print ("HaCkERS WaSA 808") print ("Hacking NASA 100") print ("NASA Hacked Successfully") Movies BEHIND THE SCENE

Content announce to buy Twitter get sued or buy Twitter buy Twitter make Twitter worse than ever make Twitter stocks go rock bottom get sued or buy Twitter layoff 80 of the workforce make Twitter worse than ever NOGARED

Content Actual programming Debating for 30 minutes on how to name a variable

Content Just go ahead and copy all their data! -D Yes sir, I'm going now, sir! Prove that you're not a human What is the sum of all odd digits of Pi, fron digit n1 to digit n31,415? We're screwed, sir, there is o, captcha.. CommitStrip.com

Content One Devloper Army OneDevloperArmy Follow Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. 11:55 AM - 17 Jul 2018

Content when the "optimized" code runs slower than the original

Content 1h I've made a c discord bot by just searching what I wanted into stack overflow and putting all the bits together. Reply 4 .43m That's literally every program I've ever written. I feel personally attacked.

Content Using Base64 as "encryption":

It's the classic RPG character selection screen, but for the coding world's various tribes! Top-left: The "Corporate Legacy" build. Internet Explorer, Windows Server 2003, and .NET. Your special ability is maintaining ancient systems nobody else wants to touch while drinking coffee from a mug that says "I fixed it." Top-right: The "Digital Freedom Fighter" class. Linux, Tor, Monero, and a mandatory Richard Stallman shrine. You refuse to use proprietary software and have a 4-hour speech prepared on why everyone should compile their own kernel. Bottom-left: The "Silicon Valley Hipster" build. HTML5, JavaScript, and a MacBook purchased with your startup's seed money. Special abilities include drinking $8 artisanal coffee while explaining why your framework is better than the one released last week. Bottom-right: The "Hardcore Basement Dweller" spec. Arch Linux, energy drinks, and 4chan's technology board as your homepage. You started coding at 12 and now make 300 commits daily, mostly to projects nobody understands but everyone secretly fears. Choose wisely. Your IDE preferences and caffeine dependency depend on it.