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2 years ago 57.9K views 0 shares

Content You google solutions duckduckgo solutions We are not the same KAPWING

The Jekyll And Hyde Of Programming: Regex

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The Jekyll And Hyde Of Programming: Regex

The duality of regex existence: writing it with scientific precision vs. reading it like you're trying to decipher alien hieroglyphics with a hammer. That moment when your carefully crafted pattern looks like pure genius during creation but transforms into complete gibberish when you revisit it three days later. It's basically the programming equivalent of drunk texting yourself.

I Don't Need No Rolex

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17 days ago 207.5K views 0 shares

The beautiful irony here is chef's kiss. A subreddit that supposedly despises AI because it's driving up RAM prices (thanks to all those GPU-hungry models) just upvoted an AI-generated image to 25k+. The post shows RAM sticks strapped to a wrist like a luxury watch—because who needs a Rolex when you can flex your DDR5 modules? The PC Master Race crowd loves to complain about AI training inflating hardware costs, yet they can't resist a good meme... even when it's made by the very thing they claim to hate. It's like protesting McDonald's while eating a Big Mac. The hypocrisy is so thick you could mine it for crypto. Also, wearing RAM as a watch is actually peak PC culture—telling time is temporary, but 64GB of memory is forever (or until DDR6 drops).

The Great Language Trade-Off

Python C++ Programming Java Backend

5 months ago 311.4K views 0 shares

The classic programming language race where nobody wins. Python lets you write code at lightning speed, but then runs like it's wearing concrete shoes. Meanwhile, C++ requires you to manually manage memory and fight the compiler for hours, but once it compiles? That thing flies . Java sits awkwardly in the middle, making you type 47 characters to create a string while promising "write once, run anywhere" (as long as "anywhere" has 8GB of RAM to spare for the JVM).

The Critical Exception In Your Daily Runtime

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3 months ago 283.7K views 0 shares

The Critical Exception In Your Daily Runtime

Ah yes, the classic developer life cycle reduced to its most essential functions. Someone proudly displayed their minimalist existence as while(alive) { eat(); sleep(); code(); } only to have another dev point out the critical exception handling they've missed. Without poop() , you're headed straight for a PoopOverflow exception - the most unpleasant stack overflow you'll ever experience. No garbage collection system in the world can save you from that one.

Two kinds of developers

Programming

3 years ago 76.1K views 0 shares

Two kinds of developers | developer-memes, function-memes, IT-memes, tunnel-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Product Owner: Build me a bridge! Developer A: This bridge is a combination retro-modern suspension bridge tunnel. Even though the connecting road has three lanes, the bridge has seventeen lanes because we anticipate expansion. We used twine for the suspension part because we couldn't get steel cables to work, and the tunnel part floods every Tuesday and Thursday. Also, the bridge turns pink and shoots fireworks on my birthday. And sometimes on Khloe Kardashian's birthday. Developer B: This bridge is a flat slab of adamantium-reinforced concrete that is bolted to the Earth's core. It has one lane and cannot be expanded. Ever. It is guaranteed to function until the heat death of the universe.

Well, crackers.

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3 years ago 41.2K views 0 shares

Well, crackers. | coding-memes, list-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes, binary-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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Can you show me how to reverse a linked list in groups of k nodes.

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4 years ago 108.8K views 0 shares

Can you show me how to reverse a linked list in groups of k nodes. | tech-memes, linked list-memes, node-memes, list-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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How new feature is added

Programming

2 years ago 57.0K views 0 shares

How new feature is added | feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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When Your Tech Brain Hijacks Reality

Hardware Windows

10 months ago 211.4K views 0 shares

Someone saw a building with "BIOS" lit up in the windows and immediately thought it was a gathering of hardcore IT professionals, only to realize it's just a New Year's decoration that reads "2018" backward. The classic case of tech brain taking over your perception of reality. When you've spent so many hours tweaking boot settings that you start seeing BIOS everywhere—even in innocent holiday decorations. The digital equivalent of seeing faces in electrical outlets.

I'm in danger..

Programming Backend

4 years ago 58.7K views 0 shares

I'm in danger.. | code-memes, try-memes, rest-memes, email-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content when it's friday and ur tryna take rest after pushing your code but suddenly the company email notifications start popping up fuck

If else, or else.

Programming

3 years ago 51.3K views 0 shares

Content Ur job isn't gonna be automated by ai it's gonna be automated by a series of if else statements don't flatter urself

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