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What are you working on?

What are you working on? | try-memes, fix-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON? TRYING TO FIX THE PROBLEMS I CREATED WHEN I TRIED TO FiX THE PROBLEMS I CREATED WHEN I TRIED TO FIX THE PROBLEMS I CREATED WHEN..

Average Kotlin Experience

Average Kotlin Experience
Every mobile dev's nightmare in one perfect snippet! 😂 The code shows a mobile app that's determined to drain your battery no matter what. If you have internet? Drain battery. No internet? STILL drain battery. There's literally no escape route for your poor phone's battery life. The irony is that while Kotlin was supposed to make Android development more elegant and efficient, many apps still end up as battery vampires regardless of connection status. It's the "damned if you do, damned if you don't" school of mobile development. And let's be honest - this is why your phone is at 20% by lunchtime even though you've barely touched it. Your apps are having a battery-draining party in your pocket, and you weren't even invited!

Sanest Linux ThinkPad user

Sanest Linux ThinkPad user | linux-memes, ux-memes, security-memes, class-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, ipad-memes, laptop-memes, open source-memes, thinkpad-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 12:14:37 No.76848836 76848808 76848065 at college have a brand new Thinkpad everybody else is using ipads, or some cheaper tablet, a few macbooks professer is a huge macfag tells us mac is the future and we are stupid if we don't get a mac tell him he is wrong he pulls me up to compare my laptop to his macbook mine is faster, and better in every way starts getting mad he pours water over mine by "accident" "oh no! your 90's laptop is dead! you had better go buy a new macbook after class today!" "Actually, this is a 2000 top of the range thinkad, and it's water proof" hold my still running laptop over his macbook and the water drains onto his and kills his "the fuck did you just do? GET OUT OF MY CLASS!" tried to get me expelled they look at the security footage come back next week and see a new lecturer. he's a huge Linuxopen source fag has Richard Stallman picture on his thinkpad ProdrammerHumor io

SQL Injection In Real Life

SQL Injection In Real Life
When hackers discover the real world has vulnerabilities too! This genius softball team found the ultimate exploit - naming themselves "NO GAME SCHEDULED" to trick the system into marking opponents as no-shows. It's basically SQL injection but for sports league databases. For the uninitiated, SQL injection is when hackers input malicious code instead of normal data, tricking databases into executing commands they shouldn't. This team basically did the analog version - injecting system text into a name field to break the logic of the intramural league. The best part? It actually worked multiple times before anyone caught on. Somewhere, a database administrator is having nightmares about this.

The new IE

The new IE | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 3 People with Zoophobia Web Developers Being scared of Safari

The Choice Is Done

theChoiceIsDone | bot-memes, chatbot-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Add a stupid text chatbot Add another useful feature 100MC COMPANY

Welp

Welp.. | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content There's plenty of original stuff on programmerhumor PHP sucks Al is just if statements Programming Googling tismora bug it'sa feature Arrays start at 0 HTML is not a programming language

Functional Programming Is Not Always Stateless But Yeah

functionalProgrammingIsNotAlwaysStatelessButYeah | programming-memes, programmer-memes, program-memes, function-memes, oop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Functional programmers: Exist OOP programmers: You're sheltering enemies of the state aren't you? ProgrammerHumor io

hey c++ users…what does this do??

hey c++ users…what does this do?? | c++-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content def h(n) : return (lambda f: (lambda x: f(f, x)) (lambda f, x: n if x 0 else x f(f, x - 1) (f) )) (lambda f, x: n if x 0 else x f(f, x - 1) (f)) if n 0 else (lambda f: (lambda x: f(f, x)) (lambda f, x: -n if x 0 else x f(f, x - 1) (f) )) (lambda f, x: -n if x 0 else f (f, X - 1) (f) ) ProgrammerHumo

Ignore All The Warnings

Ignore All The Warnings
This meme perfectly captures the twisted psychology of every developer alive. Warning about a tornado? *Clicks OK without reading* Totally fine. But the moment we see the word "error" in red? Complete meltdown mode activated! We'll casually ignore 57 compiler warnings that could literally destroy our entire application, but one tiny error message and suddenly we're questioning our career choices. The duality of programmer: completely unphased by actual life-threatening alerts, utterly devastated by a syntax error. Priorities, am I right?

frontend = 'pain'

frontend = 'pain' | frontend-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content HERE WE GO CODINGHTMLAGAIN

Fyibangalore Is The Silicon Valley Of India

FYIBangaloreIsTheSiliconValleyOfIndia | programmer-memes, tinder-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content universeofprogrammers Follow Shobhit Bakliwal shobhitic Tinder profiles in Bangalore are something vandana, 27 8 km away Looking for someone who could help me with an issue related to checking out file from perforce using python. I'm kind of stuck with that issue since last 3 days. The same code works in windows and linux but not on mac. Please match me only if you can help! Let's do timepass by discussing about code rather than just asking what's your name, what's your native, what do you do or other similar and repetitive questions like that. I'm ready to go on date if you help me to resolve this issue