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Why Buy More Ramwhen You Can Add Another Swap File
Databases Backend
1 year ago 178.6K views 0 shares
whyBuyMoreRAMWhenYouCanAddAnotherSwapFile | sql-memes, my sql-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, query-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Why buy more RAM when you can just add another swap file? 166.0 211 47.3 Mem SwpI 31111158.9 6CIl 45.0 91111166.5 4111111160.1 7C 43.3 14.8 63.2 811 47.1 11111 38.8 011111101111111111111153.8662. 7G 511G1021G PID USER 3921466 postgres 2678 user PRI NI VIRT RES SHR S CPU MEM TIME Command 30 10 862G 18.7G 29388 R 97.8 29.2 72h32:35 postgres 20 0 6857M 319M 156M S 0.0 0.5 3h09:38 usrbin, FiHelp F2Setup F3SearchFUFilterF5Tree F6SortByFTNice -FNice F9Kill NAME TYPE devsda3 swapfile file swapfile2 file SIZE USED PRIO partition 321.4G 321.4G -2 400G 142.4G -3 300G -4 My SQL query has been running for over 80 hours and I am not letting the OOM killer reap it after all this time.

Catch 22
Programming
4 months ago 277.5K views 0 shares
Catch 22
Software companies really out here asking you to stop pirating their $600 software while simultaneously demanding you buy it at full price. Like, my guy, if I had $600 lying around, I wouldn't be pirating it in the first place. The circular logic is chef's kiss. It's giving "entry-level position requiring 5 years of experience" energy. Fun fact: Studies have shown that software pirates often become paying customers once they can actually afford it. Turns out, people who learned Photoshop through "alternative means" in college tend to push for their companies to buy legitimate licenses later. But sure, keep yelling at broke students instead of offering reasonable pricing tiers.

Java Script
Javascript Java Frontend Backend
3 years ago 123.5K views 0 shares
JavaScript. | javascript-memes, java-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Nobody understands me. Maybe I'm JavaScript

I will be 1st in line😂
Programming StackOverflow
4 years ago 87.9K views 0 shares
I will be 1st in line😂 | stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, overflow-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content William Imoh iChuloo Who else has never seen Stackoverflow's homepage? 202 Retweets 626 Likes 17

Now I'm wondering what other "security" vulnerabilities I can find....
Backend
2 years ago 24.8K views 0 shares
Now I'm wondering what other "security" vulnerabilities I can find.... | hacker-memes, security-memes, http-memes, reddit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content My Teacher calling me a hacker Me who used htt:instead of httus:7 in order to evade the reddit.com ban

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No As A Service
Cloud Programming Devops
1 year ago 255.7K views 0 shares
No As A Service
In a world where everything is becoming "as a Service" (SaaS, PaaS, IaaS), someone finally created the most useful service of all: rejection automation. This person's hoodie proudly declares their business model - saying "No" so you don't have to! For just $4.99/month, they'll decline all your meeting invites, reject pull requests with insufficient tests, and automatically respond "Have you checked Stack Overflow?" to all questions. The enterprise tier includes custom rejection templates and a "Maybe Later" option that recursively schedules itself to infinity. The irony? Their API documentation consists of a single endpoint that always returns 403 Forbidden.

Ignorance is bliss
Python Frontend
3 years ago 76.5K views 0 shares
Ignorance is bliss | web-memes, machine learning-memes, machine-memes, IT-memes, mac-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Bindu Reddy A bindureddy machine learning is magical until you understand the math... Once you do, it feels like glorified curve fitting. 5:36 11 May 22 Twitter Web App

Design and Evolution of C++
Backend
2 years ago 21.2K views 0 shares
Design and Evolution of C++ | design-memes, c++-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content C17 C14 C11 C

So, everyone is mocking js
Javascript Programming Java Linux Frontend
4 years ago 209.7K views 0 shares
So, everyone is mocking js | javascript-memes, java-memes, web-memes, cli-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper Me: Flat Earth Society people are just plain silly Also me: If I run my code again with zero changes, it'll maybe work 9 49 17 900 4k Flat Earth Society FlatEarthOrg Replying to iamdevloper I mean, if you're writing JavaScript, that's not the worst approach. 4:20pm 12 Sep 2018 Twitter Web Client 3h

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It Is True
StackOverflow
2 years ago 46.8K views 0 shares
itIsTrue | developer-memes, stack-memes, full stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content full stack developer explained made with mematic.

Console Log
Javascript Debugging
1 year ago 143.3K views 0 shares
consoleLog | debugging-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes, console-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Kusho console.log is the best debugging method CHANGE MY MIND

I Wish All CMake Fans A Very Pleasant Documentation Not Found
C++ Programming Devops Debugging
1 year ago 315.6K views 0 shares
I Wish All CMake Fans A Very Pleasant Documentation Not Found
The universal hatred for CMake transcends all intelligence levels! The meme shows an IQ bell curve with people at every point—from 55 to 145—united in their collective trauma of writing CMakeLists.txt files at 3AM while sobbing uncontrollably. The "well ackchyually" guy at the bottom represents that one teammate who claims to understand CMake but still copy-pastes from StackOverflow like the rest of us. Nothing brings C++ developers together like the shared existential dread of finding yourself in dependency hell with zero documentation. It's the build system we all use and absolutely nobody enjoys!