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I hate my life

I hate my life | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IF YOU WANT TO CRY, I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT! your code starts working and you don't know why SketchbookSilliness.com

I figured out how to make stickers with a laser cutter. Gonna hand these off to a bunch of CS students.

I figured out how to make stickers with a laser cutter. Gonna hand these off to a bunch of CS students. | cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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VBA Has No Right To Be That Powerful

VBA Has No Right To Be That Powerful
Nothing humbles a CS graduate with 6 years of experience and a GitHub full of microservices quite like watching Brenda from Accounting unleash her Excel VBA sorcery. While you're debating which framework to use, she's built an entire ERP system with macros and formulas that somehow never breaks. Her Excel sheets communicate better than your team's Slack channel. The funniest part? She learned it all from a weekend workshop in 2003 and calls it "just a little spreadsheet trick."

Dev please.

Dev please. | developer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Mark Dalgleish markdalgleish Developers during hackathon: We built an entire application in just 3 days. Developers after hackathon: Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.

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Preparing to load title... Do not power off your device | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content LINUX UPDATE WILLYOU ACCEPTNEW FEATURESAND IMPROVEMENTS WINDOWS UPDATE TAKE THAT UPDATE

God bless unhinged technology brothers

God bless unhinged technology brothers | tech-memes, technology-memes, rest-memes, IT-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Joshua Browder browder1 - 43m DoNotPay will pay any lawyer or person 1,000,000 with an upcoming case in front of the United States Supreme Court to wear AirPods and let our robot lawyer argue the case by repeating exactly what it says. (12) 1 27.2K 24 17 67 285 Joshua Browder jbrowder1 - 42m We have upcoming cases in municipal (traffic) court next month. But the haters will say "traffic court is too simple for GPT." So we are making this serious offer, contingent on us coming to a formal agreement and all rules being followed. Please contact me if interested! ild 7,287 5 17 85

God bless SO community. I would have no college degree and no job without you ๐Ÿ™

God bless SO community. I would have no college degree and no job without you ๐Ÿ™ | stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, overflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content All software in the world StackOverflow answers Proarammer-umor.io

Another level for StackOveflow as well

Another level for StackOveflow as well | stack-memes, git-memes, github-memes, facebook-memes, reddit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1000 Facebook friends 500 Instagram followers 10 Reddit Followers 1 GitHub Follower Ber Bernie Berni PIE

oh adobe, so witty

oh adobe, so witty | version-memes, date-memes, c-memes, release-memes, spark-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ail C Spire Updates 9:24 AM 4 84 Adobe Spark Post Adobe UPDATE 4.9 4.04K Ratings 162 Photo Video 4 Age What's New Version History Version 4.0.4 1d ago Oh snap! We wrote super hilarious release notes for the 4.0.4 update but they could not be found. more

The Stone Age Coding Evolution

The Stone Age Coding Evolution
The evolution of coding tools, as told by Vince McMahon's increasingly ecstatic reactions: Visual Studio Code? A mild nod of approval. Notepad++? Now we're talking - getting excited! Regular Notepad? *heavy breathing intensifies* Pen and paper? ABSOLUTE ECSTASY! Ancient stone tablet? *MIND COMPLETELY BLOWN* Nothing says "I understand modern software development" quite like forcing students to code on dead trees. Bonus points if you have to trace through a recursive function without being able to hit backspace.

Different Errors: The Python Puppy vs The C++ Werewolf

Different Errors: The Python Puppy vs The C++ Werewolf
Python errors are like a friendly golden retriever that gently tells you "Hey buddy, you forgot a colon on line 47!" while C++ errors are basically an eldritch horror creature screaming incomprehensible template metaprogramming gibberish at you about how you've violated seventeen different memory allocation rules and summoned demons into your codebase. And it won't even tell you which line number. The best part? The C++ error is probably just because you forgot a semicolon somewhere.

All My Homies Hate Pip

All My Homies Hate Pip
OH MY GOD, the ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of Python dependency hell! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ You find that PERFECT package that solves all your problems, you're practically GLOWING with excitement... then BAM! "To get started: pip install..." And just like that, your soul leaves your body! ๐Ÿ’€ Your beautiful code project is now about to become a house of cards built on 47 dependencies that will mysteriously break in six months for NO REASON WHATSOEVER! The circle of Python life continues!