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This is the only way to keep data secure

This is the only way to keep data secure | loc-memes, lock-memes, data-memes, password-memes, email-memes, ibm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Max Leibman maxleibmanmastodon.social If you access corporate email on a personal device that can be unlocked with FacelD, you must change your face at least once every sixty days. You may not reuse any of the most recent 12 faces. infosec PasswordExpiration BYOD 7 Mar 2023 05:55 Edited 7 Mar 2023 06:01 48 Boosts 1 Favourite ProarammerHumor io

The Python Threading Paradox

The Python Threading Paradox
The Python GIL strikes again! Python's Global Interpreter Lock is like that one coworker who insists they're a "team player" but refuses to let anyone else touch their code. Sure, Python has threads, but they're essentially taking turns using the CPU instead of running simultaneously—like standing in line at the coffee machine instead of everyone making their own coffee. The sarcastic "that's really the most important part" is pure chef's kiss for any developer who's watched their multi-threaded Python program run barely faster than the single-threaded version. For serious parallelism, you'll need multiprocessing or asyncio, because Python threads are just playing pretend!

probably a re-upload

probably a re-upload | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Java Programmers Cro programmers Puthon Programmers

Canadian CyberSecurity Ad

Saw this ad on a bus today and laughed | ProgrammerHumor.io
This ad does it better than most Hollywood movies.

How do y'all write your code?

How do y'all write your code? | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Think and write code Copy code then run and then Think

And that's why we're single...

And that's why we're single... | date-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What is your idea of a perfect date. DDMMYYYY, other formats can be really confusing. You will die single.

If Only Brendan Eich Had One More Day

If Only Brendan Eich Had One More Day
IMAGINE THE UTOPIA WE WERE ROBBED OF! 😭 JavaScript, the language that powers 99% of the web, was infamously created by Brendan Eich in just 10 DAYS back in 1995. TEN. DAYS. The result? A language with more quirks than a cat café on catnip! One more day could have fixed the nightmare that is type coercion, the existential crisis of null vs undefined , and that absolute TRAVESTY where [] + [] equals an empty string but [] + {} is "[object Object]"! The audacity! Now we're all stuck patching this cosmic joke with TypeScript like putting designer bandaids on a coding catastrophe. Just ONE more day, Brendan! We could've had flying cars instead of framework fatigue!

I'm "Coding"

I'm "Coding"
When your non-tech friend asks what you're doing and you say "I'm coding," but really you're just asking ChatGPT to build the next billion-dollar startup for you. Let's be honest—we've all typed "make me an app like [insert successful company]" at least once when nobody was looking. The modern equivalent of copying homework, except now we call it "leveraging AI tools for rapid prototyping." Who needs years of software engineering when you can just sweet-talk an AI into doing it for you?

Some people will keep saying Jif no matter what 😢

Some people will keep saying Jif no matter what 😢 | git-memes, gitlab-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GIT GITHUB GITLAB GIF GIT GiTHUB m GITLAR JIF!

First big projects be like

First big projects be like | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content draft4finalv2new Is thisVersion Control

12 yrs Kubernetes experience part 2 SS

12 yrs Kubernetes experience part 2 SS | web-memes, api-memes, IT-memes, kubernetes-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Sebastin Ramrez tiangolo I saw a job post the other day. It required 4 years of experience in FastAPI. 2 I couldn't apply as I only have 1.5 years of experience since I created that thing. Maybe it's time to re-evaluate that "years of experience skill level". E 7:10 PM 11 Jul 20 Twitter Web App

Inspired by an earlier post on here! Am curious what you guys can come up with :o

Inspired by an earlier post on here! Am curious what you guys can come up with :o | code-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What would Escher Code look like? Fermat's Library fermatslibrary In linguistics, Escher sentences are sentences which initially seem acceptable but upon further reflection have no well-formed meaning. More people have been to Berlin than I have