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I wish I could say it was a junior's code

Programming

2 years ago 70.0K views 0 shares

I wish I could say it was a junior's code | code-memes, string-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Me looking through a pull request and seeing if (string.length 0) Confused screaming

Due to Recent Events

Java Backend

3 years ago 41.4K views 0 shares

Due to Recent Events | java-memes, runtime-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Using Java for any real world project Not even having a Java runtime installed

Side projects...

Programming

3 years ago 68.4K views 0 shares

Side projects... | ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content I looked forward in time, I saw you started 14,000,605 side projects. How many did I finish? One.

Study Engineering They Said

Programming

1 year ago 61.0K views 0 shares

studyEngineeringTheySaid | software-memes, development-memes, engineer-memes, engineering-memes, date-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Software Development Job Postings on Indee... fred.stlouisfed.org Software Development Job Postings on Indeed in the United States (IHLIDXUSTPSOFTDEVE) 2024-06-23: 69.49 Index Feb, 1 2020100 Daily, 7-Day Updated: Jul 3, 2024 9:02 AM CDT 1Y 5Y 10Y Max FRED - Software Development Job Postings on Indeed in the United States 240 220 200 ndex Feb, 1 2020100 80 160 140 120 100 80 60 2021 2022 2023 2024 2024 Source: Indeed

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Javascript Python Java Frontend Backend

3 years ago 149.1K views 0 shares

Google Code translate. Coming in two days | javascript-memes, code-memes, java-memes, python-memes, web-memes, website-memes, google-memes, c++-memes, string-memes, image-memes, c-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Google Translate YA Code a Images Documents PYTHON - DETECTED PYTHON JAVASCRIPT def combinestrings(str1, str2): combinedstr str1 str2 return combinedstr merHumor io Websites C 87 5.000 X C JAVASCRIPT C void combinestrings(char str1 ll, char str2ll, char combinedstrI) stropy (combinedstr, str 1); streat(combined str, str2);) Send feedback

Dev 1: Completed installing tiles, Dev 2: Successfully installed water exhaust feature

Programming

3 years ago 64.8K views 0 shares

Dev 1: Completed installing tiles, Dev 2: Successfully installed water exhaust feature | feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content No text found in image

Two very Different Software Developers

Testing Backend

3 years ago 46.5K views 0 shares

Two very Different Software Developers | developer-memes, software-memes, software developer-memes, try-memes, test-memes, slack-memes, list-memes, rest-memes, tested-memes, IT-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content rcscareerquestions uKeintroufe 11h Join Why does everyone hate office? Seriously, I've been working in an office for the last 6 months and l've never had so much fun at work. Let me list why: 1. My colleagues are no longer just circles on Slack. I found 10 new friends with similar interests, which is quite hard over a certain age. We regularly plan things to do after work, we hate the projects together and it's so easy to help out a junior when he's sitting 10 meters alav rcscareerquestions ulargic - 16h 9,1 1 Join S very ow it's ist go it have a my first day in office ologies, Been working remote for 2 years, and had my first day grow I couldn't find parking so was late, then got lost trying to) start find my desk Ir Finished my work in about 2 hours, so spent the rest of the day trying to find something to dopretend to work. Realized bathrooms were very busy and very open, or play making it hard to pee. Ily and Started to feel like shit the last 2 hours, got home and tested positive for covid.

Im Aprogrammer

Programming

1 year ago 67.4K views 0 shares

imAProgrammer | programmer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content I'm a programmer Which programming Languages You Use Chatgpt SnapEdit

I Fsystem Development Was Sigma

Programming

1 year ago 68.7K views 0 shares

iFSystemDevelopmentWasSigma | development-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content gecha cha Alpha male Beta male Stable Male

Richard's Guide To Software Development Hell

Programming Devops Agile Debugging Testing

5 months ago 282.6K views 2 shares

Richard's Guide To Software Development Hell

Ah, the classic software development cycle illustrated with feline precision! First panel: We start with a beautiful blueprint cat—meticulously designed with perfect proportions and elegant lines. Engineering perfection! Second panel: Resource allocation at its finest—80% of effort goes to the tail (that feature nobody will use), 14% to the legs (core functionality), 4% to the head (user interface), and a whopping 2% to the actual body (everything else that matters). Third and fourth panels: The pre-beta and post-beta cats look identical because let's be honest—nobody actually fixes anything during beta testing. Fifth panel: What the customer wanted? A FREAKING TIGER. Not even remotely close to a house cat. Sixth panel: Two versions later, the software has evolved into... a cat with an existential crisis and identity issues. Final panel: The ultimate truth bomb—despite delivering something completely wrong, users still stick around with a resigned "I still like you anyway." And the software's response? "TOOTS." Because at this point, it's just farting out updates.

I keep using Control C to copy, ending my task, but when I finally right click, I right click it into my search engine.

Javascript Linux Backend

3 years ago 126.0K views 0 shares

I keep using Control C to copy, ending my task, but when I finally right click, I right click it into my search engine. | search-memes, c-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes, console-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Using Control C to copy You are in the console

After Trying Like 10 Languages

Java Javascript Programming Python

1 year ago 309.8K views 0 shares

The programming language journey that ends with a tearful confession to Java is the tech equivalent of Stockholm syndrome. You start with Python thinking "programming is fun!" Then you try JavaScript and think "this is weird but I'm managing." After dabbling in Rust, Go, and maybe even a horrifying encounter with C++, your soul slowly breaks down. Finally, tears streaming down your face like the Hulk himself, you surrender to Java's verbose embrace. It's not love—it's just that after enough semicolon-induced trauma, even Java's boilerplate feels like coming home. public static void main(String[] args) becomes your comfort blanket.

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I keep using Control C to copy, ending my task, but when I finally right click, I right click it into my search engine.

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