Random Memes

Back navigation is broken on this page because of the randomness - it's a feature, not a bug! So save your post before navigating back to this page lol, coz it ain't gonna remember your scroll position.

Remember The Metaverse Hype

Remember The Metaverse Hype
The tech industry's attention span in one image. Remember when everyone was frantically building metaverse platforms? Yeah, me neither. Now it's all AI this, AI that, while metaverse sits in the corner wondering where all its venture capital went. The tech world just ghosted an entire digital universe for a chatbot that occasionally hallucinates facts about Napoleon. Silicon Valley relationships are more fickle than npm dependencies.

"Rewriting it is easy, I could do it in a month or two"

"Rewriting it is easy, I could do it in a month or two" | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The junior asking to rewrite the project in rust The senior dev

The Digital Economy's Precarious Foundation

The Digital Economy's Precarious Foundation
The trillion-dollar tech industry balancing on the shoulders of sleep-deprived volunteers writing code at 3 AM fueled by nothing but energy drinks and existential dread. Corporate giants building empires on foundations maintained by devs who get paid in GitHub stars and the occasional "thanks for your contribution" email. Next time you complain about your Slack being down for 5 minutes, remember there's probably some poor soul debugging a critical library while their spouse wonders why they're missing dinner again for "that hobby thing."

Facts

Facts | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper why did you become a programmer? me: because I read code better than I can read social clues

No Github?

No Github? | programmer-memes, code-memes, coder-memes, web-memes, website-memes, program-memes, server-memes, discord-memes, git-memes, github-memes, ios-memes, edge-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content codes.learning IF YOU'RE A PROGRAMMER THEN THIS IS NOT NECESSARY HAVING AN ACCOUNT CODER CLOTHES TO ON GITHUB LOOK COOL HAVING YOUR OWN APP HAVING YOUR OWN WEBSITE HAVING DISCORD SERVER COFFEE ADDICTED codes.learning Learn To Code GET FREE CERTIFICATION COURSES : KNOWLEDGE JOIN OUR TELEGRAM CHANNEL LINK IN BIO a y 1,290 Me gusta codes.learning Don't waste your time to be look cool in front of Social Media friends. Focus be attentive on what... ms Ver los 11 comentarios

Java - it sure ain't pretty but by god it works

Java - it sure ain't pretty but by god it works | java-memes, python-memes, c++-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Python: print C: cout Java: SysTEM.oUt. prinTLn

Has No Clue What Bindings Are

Has No Clue What Bindings Are
First-year CS students discovering that C++ exists and suddenly thinking they're performance optimization gurus is peak Dunning-Kruger energy. They'll drop this hot take in a Python Discord, sit back with that smug "I'm playing 4D chess" expression, completely oblivious to the fact that most Python libraries doing heavy lifting are literally C/C++ bindings under the hood. NumPy? C. Pandas? C. TensorFlow? C++. PyTorch? C++. The entire Python ecosystem is basically a fancy wrapper around compiled languages, but sure, go ahead and rewrite that web scraper in C++ to save 3 milliseconds. The real kicker? They haven't even written a Makefile yet, don't know what segmentation faults are, and think pointers are just "spicy variables." But they've definitely figured out the entire software engineering industry is doing it wrong. Genius move, really.

Tis The Season For Boolean Scares

Tis The Season For Boolean Scares
The skull remains calm at "boolean" because it's just a normal data type that can be true or false. But when "boo" appears alone? FULL PANIC MODE. It's October in the codebase and someone's pushing string literals without type checking. The kind of horror that makes senior devs wake up in cold sweats. Bonus spook points if it's in a production environment.

Its2024

its2024 | html-memes, web-memes, website-memes, bugs-memes, bug-memes, machine-memes, mac-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHAT PEOPLE THINK 1 00 2 3 5 6 7 8 g 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 Machine, Pls make website, all responsive like, w BIG pictures 000, use my fav fonts, also fancy menus with whoosh on, load fast pls Thanks, Human PS no buas :) WHAT I ACTUALLY DO (S You Machine, Pis make website, all responsive like. w BIG pictures 000, use my fav fonts. also fancy menus with whoosh on, Load fast pls Thanks, Human PS no bugs:) ( ChatGPT htmi !DOCTYPE html html lands"en"y

He is not the 1 for her

He is not the 1 for her | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content '1" We're so alke... but he's just not my type. 1

im hacking the mainframe

im hacking the mainframe | programmer-memes, computer-memes, hacking-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I Am Devloper amdevloper being a programmer and watching someone "hack" a computer on a TV show is like being a nurse and watching someone in a movie take blood with a carrot.

Infinite loop 101

Infinite loop 101 | stack-memes, array-memes, try-memes, command-memes, angular-memes, oop-memes, url-memes, curl-memes, error-memes, indentation-memes, space-memes, infinite loop-memes, infinite-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 252 indentation, paragraph, see paragraph index, 30, 74-76, 150-154, 211-212 index, 74, 212 curly brace in argument, 75 idx file entry written by, 208 in command argument, 153 space around, 169 special character in argument, 75 too many on page, 143 indexentry, 75, 212 on idx file, 208 indexspace, 75 indicator, error, 29, 134 inf (inf), 44 subscript of, 190 infinite loop, 252 infinitely stretchable length, 100, 102, 215 information, moving, 65-77, 207-209 infty (0), 43 ink, rectangular blob of, 106 inproceedings bibliography entry type, 161 input character, 32 file, 12 interrow space in array or tabul 169, 207 in eqnarray envir in shortstack, 1' interword space, 14, before or after hs in math mode, 51 produced by invisil too much with Isl without line break, intextsep, 200 intraword dash, 14, 11 invalid character errot invisible character, 12, 32 command, 169 delimiter, 47 environment, 169 term made with Imb text, 82, 97 iota (4), 41 isodd, 196 italic type shape, 16, 3; in math mode, 51, 15 used for emphasis, 17 Jitem, 24-25, 34, 184