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Popping up like semicolons in JavaScript code - sometimes there, sometimes not

Use comments.

Use comments. | compiler-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me: The compiler: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.

Is this a personnal attack or something?

Is this a personnal attack or something? | vim-memes, git-memes, user interface-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Git 2.34.1 Setup Choosing the default editor used by Git Which editor would you like Git to use? Use Vim (the ubiquitous text editor as Git's default editor The Vim editor, while powerful, can be hard to use. Its user interface is unintuitive and its key bindings are awkward. Note: Vim is the default editor of Git for Windows only for historical reasons, an it is highly recommended to switch to a modern GUI editor instead.

We should really STOP

We should really STOP | programming-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, web-memes, program-memes, haskell-memes, ruby-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content christina zhu cszhu STOP making fun of different programming languages C is FAST Java is POPULAR Ruby is COOL Python is BEAUTIFUL Javascript Haskell is INTRIGUING 9:25 AM Sep 6, 2019 Twitter Web App 4.8K Retweets 19.4K Likes

I Didn't Hear No Bell

I Didn't Hear No Bell
The undead king of operating systems refuses to die! Windows XP, released in 2001, is somehow still commanding a higher market share (0.64%) than both Windows Vista (0.07%) and Windows 8 (0.28%) combined. That iconic blue sky and green hill background is basically the digital equivalent of a retirement home resident outliving their own children. Microsoft's engineers are somewhere crying into their keyboards while legacy systems administrators are proudly wearing their "It just works" t-shirts. The zombie OS keeps shambling along, bloody but unbowed, like Randy Marsh in South Park refusing to give up a fight. No security updates? No modern browser support? XP users: "I didn't hear no bell!"

'IT Specialists'

'IT Specialists' | programming-memes, program-memes, list-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How to actually new programming concept Essential Changing Stuff and Seeing What Happens O RLY? ThePracticalDev

One can dream

One can dream | documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ADDICTS: BEFORE AND AFTER ALCOHOL WEED DRUGS DOCUMENTATION

They Say Always Tip Your Server

They Say Always Tip Your Server
When they said "tip your server," I don't think this is what they meant. That poor rack server just took a nosedive onto concrete, spilling its guts like a digital piñata. Years of carefully managed RAID configurations, backups, and production data scattered across the floor in seconds. Somewhere, a sysadmin is having the worst day of their career while the CTO is frantically checking if their resume is up to date. Hope they had off-site backups, because no amount of "have you tried turning it off and on again" is fixing this massacre.

Documentation is very important.

Documentation is very important. | developer-memes, documentation-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Optimistic developer: "This is a common sense feature that doesn't need documentation" End user: ProarammerHumor.io

Oh good, a new colour.

Oh good, a new colour. | code-memes, error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you stare at your code for 2 hours and you finally get a different error

The UI upgrade we all deserve

The UI upgrade we all deserve | android-memes, google-memes, version-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Evolution of Google App Icons "Oh, new Google Apps!" Android 4.0 "Aww, they're like little paper versions!" Android 5.0 "Ahh!! What happened?! Why are they triangles?!" Android 6.0 Android 7.0 "And now they're putting everything in circles Android 8.0

Debugging is cool

Debugging is cool | debugging-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes, documentation-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Jakob lu0000 jcsrb 6 hours of debugging can save you 5 minutes of reading documentation

The FBI Agent Monitoring Programmers

The FBI Agent Monitoring Programmers
OMG, the SHEER DRAMA of developer life! 😱 The first search looks like a crime, but add "process stackoverflow" and suddenly it's just another Tuesday in programming! In Unix/Linux systems, "killing a child process" is literally just terminating a subprocess spawned by a parent process. And stackoverflow? That's when your call stack exceeds its limit and crashes! The FBI agent monitoring your searches goes from ABSOLUTE PANIC to "oh, just another developer having a mental breakdown." The struggle is REAL, people! Next time your program spawns too many processes, remember some poor FBI agent is having heart palpitations!