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When Your Laptop Dies
Programming
1 year ago 268.0K views 0 shares
whenYourLaptopDies | code-memes, computer-memes, lines of code-memes, url-memes, ide-memes, laptop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me: just wrote 200 unsaved lines of code My computer: I have decided that I want to die.

Why Use Weak Map If You Got Normal Map
Frontend Backend
1 year ago 32.7K views 0 shares
whyUseWeakMapIfYouGotNormalMap | c++-memes, api-memes, class-memes, c++11-memes, header-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content std.bad weak ptr Defined in header memory class bad weakptr; (since C11)

Software Engineer 🤡
AI Programming
1 month ago 248.1K views 0 shares
Software Engineer 🤡
The ouroboros of tech: building AI tools to automate ourselves out of existence. Nothing says "job security" quite like enthusiastically coding your own replacement. The snake eating its tail is literally the perfect metaphor here—we're so obsessed with automation and efficiency that we've circled back to creating the very thing that'll make us obsolete. The real kicker? We're doing it with a smile, calling it "innovation" and "disruption" while polishing our resumes in incognito mode. At least when the AI overlords take over, they'll remember we were the ones who built them with love, Stack Overflow answers, and way too much coffee.

We’re agile now because Jira
Programming
2 years ago 53.7K views 0 shares
We’re agile now because Jira | manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Using Jira doesn't make you agile If those project managers could read, they'd be very upset. ProarammerHumor.io

I saw this on my professors bulletin board
Programming
4 years ago 52.2K views 0 shares
I saw this on my professors bulletin board | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content So what's your idea of a perfect date? YYYY-MM-DD e? sci.m plete I find other formats a bit confusing insky ons arra sult

Another one found on r/AskReddit
Programming
4 years ago 51.5K views 0 shares
Another one found on r/AskReddit | reddit-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 000 ATT 9:11 AM 4 41 rAskReddit uTacoMeatFuckMonkey 10m What is your type? Vote Share BEST COMMENTS HonoraryBulgarian 9m werealldead 8m unsigned int Reply Vote TheTeddyBear0423 6m

New Code Indeed
Programming
1 year ago 54.1K views 0 shares
newCodeIndeed | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When the new code works only if we don't delete the old code.. 9 8 1112 1 10 9 8 7 7 6 5 6 2 3 4 2 3 5

Praying To The CI Gods
Devops Git Programming Debugging Testing
8 months ago 371.2K views 0 shares
Praying To The CI Gods
The emotional rollercoaster of CI pipeline debugging, captured in git commit history. From the initial "fuck yeah, finally got it!!!" celebration to the soul-crushing "once again" failures, followed by increasingly desperate pleas to the CI gods. The gradual descent from confidence to begging is painfully familiar to anyone who's battled flaky tests. That special moment when you go from "fix: Come on, CI!" to "fix: Getting pretty angry at CI by now..." is when you know you've entered the seventh circle of DevOps hell.

The DIY Security Vulnerability Assessment
Security Webdev Programming Debugging
9 months ago 262.4K views 1 shares
The DIY Security Vulnerability Assessment
Forget customer service tickets—real engineers deploy unauthorized penetration testing. Some Bengaluru dev lost his luggage, got the standard "we'll look into it" corporate response, and decided his SQL injection skills were the appropriate escalation path. Nothing says "I've reached my breaking point" like bypassing authentication protocols to find your missing underwear. Honestly, it's just efficient problem-solving. Airlines spend millions on security, but nothing motivates a breach like a missing toothbrush and that one good shirt you packed.

Coding in a nutshell
Programming
1 year ago 52.0K views 0 shares
Coding in a nutshell | coding-memes, shell-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GOAI NO THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE 1 ProarammerHumor.io TO DAN PAPPAS instein MRLOVENSTEIN.COM

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Programmer != Technician
Programming
4 years ago 60.6K views 0 shares
Programmer != Technician | programmer-memes, computer-memes, tech-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Graph Of Industry Money Flow
AI Microsoft Cloud
2 months ago 397.7K views 2 shares
Graph Of Industry Money Flow
Behold the perfect visualization of how AI investment money circulates in 2023! Microsoft pumping billions into OpenAI, OpenAI funneling cash to Nvidia for GPUs, and poor Oracle just awkwardly hanging out in the loop trying to stay relevant. The articulated bus traffic jam is *chef's kiss* perfect - these tech giants are just bending over backward to hand each other obscene amounts of cash while going absolutely nowhere. Meanwhile, the actual innovation is probably that bicycle in the corner quietly sneaking past the whole mess.