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It shall not be touched
Programming
1 year ago 67.6K views 0 shares
It shall not be touched | code-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Writing a new code Oop weee ENJOYMENT Bugs Fixing Legacy code Oh Oh were going DARK places BugS o Sarah Andersen

The Computer Science Factory Is Hiring
Programming
8 months ago 257.7K views 0 shares
The Computer Science Factory Is Hiring
Nothing says "I understand technology" quite like thinking Computer Science is about manufacturing computers. Dad's response is the perfect encapsulation of why explaining your career to family is harder than explaining recursion to a first-year student. The classic disconnect between what non-tech people think we do ("oh, you can fix my printer!") versus the reality of crying over a missing semicolon at 2AM. The computer science factory is currently hiring - must have 10 years experience in a language that's 3 years old and be willing to work for exposure.

Big data
Programming
2 years ago 60.6K views 0 shares
Big data | data-memes, big data-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Curse Ive
Programming
3 years ago 62.7K views 0 shares
Curse-ive | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Everyone right now
Frontend
2 years ago 21.6K views 0 shares
Everyone right now | web-memes, devs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content flavio flaviocopes 3h Web3 devs turning into Al devs ) 4 17 38 ( 220

Chat Gptknows Backend Developers Capabilities
Frontend Backend
1 year ago 29.7K views 0 shares
chatGPTKnowsBackendDevelopersCapabilities | developer-memes, backend-memes, div-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You How do I center a div? ChatGPT You don't.

Cat Debugs For Life
Debugging Programming Testing
9 months ago 161.5K views 0 shares
Cat Debugs For Life
That fuzzy little demon behind the glass isn't offering help—it's making a threat . Every programmer knows that one rogue debugger can turn your beautiful codebase into a litter box of commented-out code and print statements. The cat's sinister expression says it all: "I'll find every bug in your code... and replace it with three more." It's basically Schrodinger's debugger—your code is simultaneously fixed and completely destroyed until you run it.

Errors In My Code
Debugging Javascript Programming
11 months ago 177.0K views 0 shares
Errors In My Code
That tiny blue sliver representing "oversights in logic" is the greatest self-own in programming history. Turns out 99.9% of our bugs are just us typing "lenght" instead of "length" and then questioning our entire career choice at 2 AM. The compiler isn't broken—our fingers are. And the worst part? That semicolon you spent three hours hunting down was right there in front of you, hiding in plain sight like a ninja assassin made of punctuation.

A Missed Deadline Is Always The Dev's Fault
Programming Agile Debugging Testing
10 months ago 217.1K views 0 shares
A Missed Deadline Is Always The Dev's Fault
The classic corporate blame game in its natural habitat! The poor developer sits isolated in a tiny blue puddle while literally everyone else points accusatory fingers from their comfy yellow waters. Client wants features yesterday. Manager promised impossible timelines. PM failed to manage scope. VP needs to show quarterly progress. CTO wonders why "simple changes" take so long. QA found bugs you "should have caught." And CEO just points because... well, that's what executives do. Meanwhile, the dev's thinking: "I told you six months ago this deadline was unrealistic, but sure, let's pretend my warnings never happened."

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nobody likes goto
Programming
3 years ago 56.5K views 0 shares
nobody likes goto | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content goto You guys always act like you're better than me! for while while do

Making Spaghetti For A Living
AI Programming Debugging Frontend Backend
11 months ago 259.7K views 1 shares
Making Spaghetti For A Living
Turns out both chefs and AI "developers" are just throwing ingredients together and hoping something edible comes out. The difference? Chefs actually know what basil is. Ten years of writing clean, maintainable code just to be replaced by someone who knows how to type "make me a full-stack app with blockchain integration" into a text box. At least the spaghetti I'm eating tastes better than the spaghetti code these AI tools are churning out.

Image life without Google & Stack Overflow
Programming StackOverflow
4 years ago 87.7K views 0 shares
Image life without Google & Stack Overflow | developer-memes, stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, google-memes, image-memes, overflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Google E stackoverflow You Tube BUGS ERRORS Developer Data Flair