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SO in a nutshell

SO in a nutshell | stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, try-memes, shell-memes, perl-memes, overflow-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How long to hard-boil an egg? duplicate Asked 8 years, 5 months ago Active 8 years, 5 months ago Viewed 57k times Possible Duplicates: How long should I cook a turkey? How can I tell if this egg is still fresh? I want a hard-boiled egg with my breakfast, how long should I put it in for? egg cooking breakfast share improve this question edited May 23 '17 at 11:54 Communitv o asked Mar 31 '11 at 11:37 32 2 5 marked as duplicate by LazyMod , Better Than You, neckbeard44, MarksDuplicatesButNeverPosts Mar 31 '11 at 11:42 This question has been asked before and already has an answer. If those answers do not fully address your question, please ask a new question. You're asking the wrong question. What is it you're trying to achieve with this breakfast? Hard boiling an egg is a known anti-pattern. This isn't even 17,844 properly breakfast-related. share improve this answer answered Mar 31 '11 at 11:40 to BetterThanYou 250k 64 497 574 Thank you for this! It's so annoying when someone gives you a hard boiled egg, I'm surprised the person asking this question hasn't been fired yet. - neckbeard44 Jun 5 at 17:39 add a comment Boiling eggs is not recommended under any circumstances. You can fry, poach, or scramble them, or perhaps make an omelette. Trying to boil an 1,613 egg is a sign of inexperience and will result in bad things happening. share improve this answer answered Mar 31 11 at 11:41 GovSchwarzenegger 277k 75 706 914 2 You can also use them as ingredients for cake etc - useless Nov 23 '17 at 1:24 add a comment I've never used or seen an egg before, but maybe you could try poking a hole in it after a while to see if anything comes out, and boil it some more if 1.303 it does? share improve this answer answered Mar 31 '11 at 11:40 An Alien 277k 75 706 914 720 Brilliant. I tried this and it works!!! Thanks!!! - bob Nov 30 17 at 1:54 add a comment STOP! Using eggs is not compatible with Veganism, you cannot satisfy vegans by using eggs in any cooking at all. Even if you're not a vegan you 560 might decide to be one later and will regret your earlier decision. Just don't do it. share improve this answer edited May 23 17 at 12:34 Community 4 answered Mar 31 '11 at 11:46 4783648783 363 1 3 9 add a comment 7 minutes if you want it slightly sticky, going up to 10 minutes for properly hard. -4,394 share improve this answer answered Mar 31 11 31 11:41 MA 277k 75 706 914 Hi, welcome to Stack Overflow! Please take time to read the rules before posting so that you don't make such a big fool of yourself next time. We're a friendly bunch here so it's ok that you're an inferior human being and clearly don't know what you're doing, but just be sure not to post here again and that would be great. Thanks! - LazyMod Nov 23 '17 at 1:24 aGO a comment Not the answer you're looking for? Browse other questions tagged egg COOKIng breakfast or ask your own question.

Damn, programming languages got hands

Damn, programming languages got hands | programming-memes, program-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content LEARNING PROGRAMMING HELLO WORLD EVERYTHING ELSE

The Cat's Diabolical Command Injection

The Cat's Diabolical Command Injection
Evil genius level: 100. Naming your cat with regex and special characters is basically the digital equivalent of setting a trap for unsuspecting Linux users. Type that in your terminal and congratulations—you've just executed a shell command that probably destroyed something important! The cat's expression says it all: "Yes human, please do exactly as instructed. I've been planning world domination since you thought it was cute to name me after syntax that breaks your computer."

Plot twist

Plot twist | web-memes, twitter-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper More interviewer: would you mind explaining this gap in your resume? me: would you mind explaining this gap in your team? the interviewer was too stunned to speak 10:55 AM Mar 15, 2022 Twitter Web App

It won't be easy even after 100 times

It won't be easy even after 100 times | debugging-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Coding Debugging

Computer Science = World Domination

Computer Science = World Domination | computer-memes, computer science-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content hello, I heard you have a degree in CS I know a little about stock market. What if we created an Al to forecast.... .. trends and buy the most profitable...

Who Is Gonna Tell Him

Who Is Gonna Tell Him
OH. MY. GOD. This poor soul just reinvented the wheel in the MOST PAINFUL WAY POSSIBLE! 😱 They're out here writing 30+ lines of bit-twiddling nightmare fuel to do what C++ could handle with a SINGLE LINE using std::bitset ! The sheer AUDACITY to ask "why use C++" while simultaneously drowning in bitwise operators! It's like watching someone dig a tunnel with a spoon when there's a perfectly good excavator sitting RIGHT THERE! The irony is so thick you could spread it on toast! This isn't just missing the forest for the trees—this is missing the entire ecosystem while obsessively counting individual atoms in a leaf!

I'm going to use it later, chill

I'm going to use it later, chill | loc-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IDE: "local variable is assigned but never used" Me: rufuckin' do it again

It works somehow

It works somehow | code-memes, internet-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When part of your code is not working so you replace it with something from the internet

The Selective Optimization Syndrome

The Selective Optimization Syndrome
The duality of programmer perfectionism is a beautiful thing to behold. Top left: spending 47 hours meticulously organizing virtual factories in Factorio with conveyor belts that would make Marie Kondo weep tears of joy. Top right: obsessing over system architecture diagrams until your eyes bleed because "IT MUST BE PERFECT." Meanwhile, bottom left: the actual code you're paid to write has security so weak it might as well be a "Please Don't Hack Me" sticky note. Password literally hardcoded as "Password"? *chef's kiss* Bottom right: villain from a silent film declaring "MY JOB HERE IS DONE" because hey, it compiles and passes that one test you wrote! The optimization is clearly happening in all the wrong places. But the code runs in production, so... ship it!

The Hacker Request That Causes Visible Shaking

The Hacker Request That Causes Visible Shaking
Nothing triggers a programmer's fight-or-flight response quite like someone casually asking "Can you hack someone?" as if we're all secretly cyber criminals with a side hustle in identity theft. The visible shaking isn't from caffeine overdose this time—it's the pure existential dread of explaining for the 500th time that writing a React component and breaking into the Pentagon are slightly different skill sets. Next time someone asks, just reply "Yes, but only on Tuesdays when Mercury is in retrograde and my RGB keyboard is set to purple." Works every time.

Installing Drivers 101

Installing Drivers 101
The classic illusion of choice in software installations! You're given two options - "Express Installation" which you reject because it sounds suspiciously like it'll install 17 toolbars and change your homepage. Then there's "Custom Installation" which you eagerly select to maintain control... only to discover it has exactly the same options as Express. It's like when you spend 10 minutes carefully configuring installation settings just to end up with the default configuration anyway. The software equivalent of asking "Do you want it my way or... also my way but with extra clicks?"