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Yummy Cookies
Webdev Frontend Javascript Security
3 months ago 381.3K views 0 shares
Yummy Cookies
We've all been there. That cookie consent banner pops up and you just mindlessly click through because you need to read that Stack Overflow answer right now . "By continuing using this site you agree to share your cookies" – yeah sure whatever, take my data, my browsing history, my grandmother's maiden name, I don't care. Then you realize you just gave away enough tracking data to reconstruct your entire digital life. Third-party cookies, analytics scripts, fingerprinting... you're basically an open book now. But hey, at least you got to see that one code snippet that might solve your problem. The real joke? We all know these banners are basically legal theater at this point. Nobody reads them, everybody clicks accept, and the websites know it. GDPR tried to save us, but our impatience is stronger than any regulation.

This guy loves Javascript
Javascript Java Debugging Testing Frontend
2 years ago 163.7K views 0 shares
This guy loves Javascript | javascript-memes, code-memes, java-memes, coder-memes, server-memes, test-memes, machine-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content HaHa says: July 8, 2022 at 3:56 pm Javascript? Just nuke it from orbit. It has one purpose: When applying for a SE job ask 'What server side Javascript do you run?' If the answer isn't something along the lines of 'None, are you insane?', run away. Terminate the interview right there and leave. You don't want to work for those twits. Javascript could compile to the tightest machine code on earth and it's ecosystem would still suck big wet donkey balls. It's where all the worst coders have spent the last 20 years on the most monumental steaming pile, ever. Javascript outside the browser is a tell, like someone who drives a French car. No fixing that level of stupid. Wish them 'Better luck next reincarnation' and never look back. Reply Report comment

Yeah basically
Programming Frontend
4 years ago 78.5K views 0 shares
Yeah basically | css-memes, web-memes, website-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Nepeta NepetaDev me: let's rewrite the CSS my website:

Get trolled
Programming
2 years ago 84.6K views 0 shares
Get trolled | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content snaek king Today at 12:28 PM they got an Al to play Tetris with the goal of surviving for as long as possible. It paused the game.

Lmao
Backend
3 years ago 26.9K views 0 shares
Lmao | c++-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ata rypes Arithmetic it a ernary Operator Arrays Fi pop Do While Loop User trin LEARN C ec IN ONE VIDEO lass Obiects Private Publ rototypes Static Encapsul onstructors Destructors 2:52 35040:04 Speed 0.25 0.5 0.75 Normal 1.25 1.5 1.75 30000

Unity Devs
Programming
1 year ago 74.2K views 0 shares
unityDevs | devs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Years of academy training wasted!

Automation be like...
Programming
4 years ago 104.5K views 0 shares
Automation be like... | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Never spend 6 minutes doing something by hand when you can spend 6 hours failing to automate it

CalDigit E5 - Thunderbolt 5 Element 5 Hub - 9 Ports, 4 x Thunderbolt 5/USB4 v2, 3 x USB-A & 2 x USB-C 10Gb/s, Single 8K, Dual 6K/8K, or Two 4K@240Hz Displays, 90W Charging, 0.8m Cable 180W PSU
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CalDigit E5 - Thunderbolt 5 Element 5 Hub - 9 Ports, 4 x Thunderbolt 5/USB4 v2, 3 x USB-A & 2 x USB-C 10Gb/s, Single 8K, Dual 6K/8K, or Two 4K@240Hz Displays, 90W Charging, 0.8m Cable 180W PSU
Works with Thunderbolt 5, USB4 v2, Thunderbolt 4, USB4, Mac Thunderbolt 3, and some USB-C computers, including Apple M1-M5 (Max, Pro & Ultra), Windows laptops, and Chrome OS devices. It is also compa…

*slowly fails the semester
Programming
3 years ago 67.6K views 0 shares
*slowly fails the semester | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content My professor praising me the right use of delay0 for easier understanding of execution made with mematic Me who wrote 0(n6)logic

They Just Don't Fucking Care
Programming Testing Debugging Git Devops
1 year ago 233.5K views 0 shares
They Just Don't Fucking Care
Spent 3 weeks crafting pristine code with perfect test coverage and documentation that would make Clean Code's author weep tears of joy... only for the junior dev to refactor it into an eldritch horror during their first week. The calm smile while everything burns? That's the acceptance phase of grief after seeing your git blame light up with someone else's name. The real tragedy? No code review process could have prevented this massacre.

The Four Stages Of Developer Descent Into Madness
Programming Debugging Agile Testing
1 year ago 273.9K views 0 shares
The Four Stages Of Developer Descent Into Madness
The four stages of developer evolution, beautifully depicted as increasingly unhinged clown makeup: Stage 1: The innocent belief your code is "good and understandable" because your colleagues said so. Bless your heart. Stage 2: The realization that clean code belongs in textbooks, not production. In the real world, that pristine architecture just slows down delivery. Stage 3: The existential crisis when you discover those elegant abstractions you spent weeks on are worthless after the first requirement change. Stage 4: The final form - admitting you never formally studied programming while your codebase burns in the background. Yet somehow, the system still runs. And that's how we all end up maintaining legacy code written by circus performers.

Formal Attire Required For Repository Entry
Git Programming Debugging
10 months ago 266.7K views 0 shares
Formal Attire Required For Repository Entry
Left: disheveled cat looking like it just crawled out of a dumpster fire. Right: same cat in a tuxedo, ready for a black-tie gala. The transformation perfectly captures that moment when your code is an absolute disaster locally—held together with duct tape, print statements, and questionable variable names—but suddenly becomes a pristine, professional masterpiece the second you're ready to commit. Nothing says "I'm a professional developer" like frantically removing all instances of variable_name_wtf right before pushing.

It’s still bad, but it’s a new kind of bad
Programming Debugging Testing
4 years ago 122.4K views 0 shares
It’s still bad, but it’s a new kind of bad | code-memes, error-memes, ssh-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When my code returns an error, but it's a different error than the one I've been working on for the last hour What was noise? The sound of progress my friend