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long live stackoverflow for making apps work by any means
StackOverflow
1 year ago 29.1K views 0 shares
long live stackoverflow for making apps work by any means | stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, overflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Random code from Stackoverflow My app towernter ProgrammerHumor.to

When You Accidentally Open
Linux
1 year ago 52.5K views 0 shares
whenYouAccidentallyOpen | cli-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Visualstedfo The 10-line XP file I just double- clicked

best programming font doesn't exis...
Programming
1 year ago 53.8K views 0 shares
best programming font doesn't exis... | programming-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 7 a4 MALE RIGhTs GreeNose O NULL CONsTrUGTORoOALes NumBeR LaGnes areangse O NuLLa RUsunes nrEangBe O NULLa WHIS MAL a cOoL aas Underlines e o a vALa RIGHTa GLASS LISTNoDE MALE NEXTe LIsTNoBe a NULL MHIS MAL a chaL ade UNaesuNes e o a vALa cNaXT quanreasa cOnga preorDer a aNoDen traenoda n NULLIE GERING gUarreagiga ses uNoscunes a gUsFreagiga El cNosas GeFinaim praoraarcrOoran rafUrn Anguara ..

More Like Marathon
Agile Devops Programming
9 months ago 174.6K views 0 shares
More Like Marathon
Oh. My. GOD. The eternal nightmare of Agile development in one soul-crushing image! 😭 Some poor, innocent developer asking when they can FINALLY stop these never-ending two-week sprints, only to be told the most horrifying truth in software development: YOU NEVER ESCAPE! The sprint backlog is basically Hotel California - you can check out any time you like, but you can NEVER LEAVE! Just an endless cycle of standups, story points, and sprint retrospectives until you either retire or your keyboard crumbles to dust from your tears. Welcome to development hell, sweetie! 💅

Enron Architecture
Programming Security Debugging Backend
8 days ago 184.2K views 0 shares
Enron Architecture
When your codebase is so sketchy it's basically a federal crime. Building financial products with code so questionable you're not networking at meetups—you're collecting character witnesses for your inevitable trial. Two lawyers, three cops, a judge, and almost Maduro? That's not a professional network, that's a legal defense dream team in the making. Your architecture isn't just bad, it's "cooking the books" level fraudulent. At least Enron had the decency to collapse quickly—your technical debt is the gift that keeps on giving to law enforcement.

1 job, 2 dreams ss
Programming
4 years ago 47.9K views 0 shares
1 job, 2 dreams ss | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SOFTWARE ENGINEER'S DREAM SEEN BY A SOFTWARE ENGINNER SOFTWARE ENGINEER'S DREAM SEEN BY A HR MANAGER ProarammerHumor.io

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The True Luxury
Gamedev Hardware Unity
7 months ago 234.5K views 1 shares
The True Luxury
Nothing says "I've made it in life" quite like dropping $3,000 on a liquid-cooled gaming rig with RGB everything just to play Stardew Valley at 500 FPS. It's the computing equivalent of buying a Ferrari to pick up groceries—completely unnecessary but oh-so-satisfying. The true galaxy brain move is watching your 3090 Ti sit at 2% utilization while you sink 200 hours into a game that could run on a scientific calculator.

And that's why we're single...
Programming
4 years ago 62.6K views 0 shares
And that's why we're single... | date-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What is your idea of a perfect date. DDMMYYYY, other formats can be really confusing. You will die single.

Segfault
Programming Backend
4 years ago 60.8K views 0 shares
Segfault | c++-memes, segfault-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1st Year of C 10th Year of C

QA vs developer
Testing
2 years ago 73.6K views 0 shares
QA vs developer | developer-memes, qa-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content YOUR CODE DOES NOT RUN ALLTESTS HAVE PASSED Drando I CAN'T EVEN ACCESS OUR SERVER ANYMORE WELLIT WORKS ON MY MACHINE GO FIX YOUR CODE AND DEPLOY A NEW VERSION

Before you ask, i'm on the left side.
Programming
2 years ago 65.7K views 0 shares
Before you ask, i'm on the left side. | google-memes, ide-memes, documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PROGRAMMERS NOW 70S PROGRAMMERS NOOOO, IGOULONT FIND THE SOLUTION ON THE FIRST GOOGLE PAGE GREMEMBER READING ABOUT THIS PROBLEM ON PAGE 387 IN THE DOCUMENTATION

I made this one
Backend
2 years ago 12.2K views 0 shares
I made this one | c++-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content YOU USE C BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO MUSE C BECAUSE I LOVE IT WE ARE NOT THE SAME