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The Double Standard Is Real

7 months ago 131.9K views 0 shares

GASP! The AUDACITY of developers! 😱 Put an emoji in your actual code and suddenly everyone's acting like you've committed a war crime—sitting there all stoic and judging you with their dead, soulless eyes. But HEAVEN FORBID your terminal spits out a cute little emoji, and these same code purists transform into rabid sports fans, practically FOAMING at the mouth with excitement! Like, excuse me?! Where was this energy when I added a 💩 to mark that legacy function nobody wants to touch? The hypocrisy is just TOO MUCH to bear!

Deploy On Friday Because Why Not

Devops Programming Debugging Testing

6 months ago 286.5K views 1 shares

The digital equivalent of sticking a fork in an electrical socket while standing in a puddle. Deploying to production on Friday is that special brand of self-sabotage only developers understand. Sure, you could wait until Monday when you're fresh and have a whole week to fix the inevitable dumpster fire. But where's the adrenaline rush in that? Nothing says "I hate future me" quite like pushing code right before the weekend and then acting surprised when your phone explodes with alerts while you're trying to enjoy your beer. It's basically the tech version of "hold my beer and watch this" – except the beer is your weekend and what we're watching is your mental stability crumble in real-time.

Guys, i did it

Programming

2 years ago 41.4K views 0 shares

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A bridge too far

Databases Backend

3 years ago 34.0K views 0 shares

A bridge too far | programmer-memes, program-memes, rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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The Caveman's Performance Flex

C++ Programming Python

6 months ago 169.1K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the classic "my 1000-line C++ monstrosity is faster than your 10-line Python script" flex. Your C++ friend is standing there like a caveman who just discovered fire, proudly waving around their manually managed memory and pointer arithmetic while you're over there with Python like Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory, solving the same problem with elegant simplicity. Sure, their code runs 100x faster... after they spent 100x longer debugging segmentation faults and memory leaks. Meanwhile, you wrote your solution during your coffee break and went back to having an actual life. The real speed was the development time we saved along the way.

Oh my using System;

Python Backend

3 years ago 37.3K views 0 shares

Oh my using System; | python-memes, string-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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The Path To Power: Linux Vs Windows

Linux Bash Microsoft Windows Programming

2 months ago 225.1K views 0 shares

The Linux journey starts with the same bewildered smile as Windows, but the destinations couldn't be more different. Master Linux and you're basically Emperor Palpatine shooting lightning from your fingertips—godlike terminal powers that make you feel invincible. Meanwhile, "mastering" Windows just qualifies you to... *checks notes*... throw it in the trash. The ultimate Windows expertise is knowing when to abandon ship. The OS equivalent of learning a martial art only to discover the best technique is running away.

Cloudflare

Cloud Webdev Networking Devops Backend

10 days ago 240.7K views 2 shares

So this is how they keep half the internet running. Two guys literally praying to the server gods because when Cloudflare goes down, it's not just your site that's broken—it's like 30% of the entire web. No pressure though, just a casual Tuesday in the data center where one wrong cable pull could take down your favorite crypto exchange, your bank, and that obscure API you depend on for production. The fact that this is probably more accurate than we'd like to admit is both hilarious and terrifying.

This one will be an epic

Frontend

1 year ago 16.7K views 0 shares

This one will be an epic | web-memes, IT-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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Is The Universe Sending Me Signs?

Security Programming

5 months ago 248.7K views 0 shares

When the universe conspires to improve your security posture with a license plate that reads "USE MFA"! This is what happens when your IT security admin gets a new car. Somewhere, a hacker just shed a single tear seeing this rolling PSA about Multi-Factor Authentication. The only thing that would make this better is if the car alarm requires two separate keys and a fingerprint scan. I bet this person's home WiFi password is 64 random characters, and they judge you silently for using your pet's name followed by '123'.

They really want you to know what language Bing is written in

Programming Microsoft Windows Frontend Backend

3 years ago 73.6K views 0 shares

They really want you to know what language Bing is written in | web-memes, windows-memes, image-memes, date-memes, search-memes, c-memes, microsoft-memes, c#-memes, ide-memes, language-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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Output from the tutorial vs mine

Programming

1 year ago 39.4K views 0 shares

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