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The dark truth behind "Hello World!"
Programming Databases Backend
4 years ago 79.1K views 0 shares
The dark truth behind "Hello World!" | programming-memes, program-memes, rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content jenn schiffer jennschiffer world never says "hello" back Follow Abstractions conf returns 2019 abstractionscon What five words best describe programming? Show this thread 2:36 PM - 24 Apr 2018 250 Retweets 1,097 Likes 9 12 17 250 1.1K

Code commenting made easy
Programming
4 years ago 61.6K views 0 shares
Code commenting made easy | code-memes, geek-memes, facebook-memes, IT-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DO YOU POST YOUR CODE ON FACEBOOK? OF COURSE geek poke DIDN'T YOU SAY TO ME IT NEEDS MORE COMMENTS? CODE COMMENTING MADE EASY

I hate Java for this
Java Backend
2 years ago 43.7K views 0 shares
I hate Java for this | java-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me, making a stack in Java Why cant you just be normal? Screams Java wanting an arravsize

Roses are red, violets are blue. Blue screen of death is waiting for you
Programming
4 years ago 64.5K views 0 shares
Roses are red, violets are blue. Blue screen of death is waiting for you | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Programmer I think I forgot something. Programmer Yeah, you're right. C class if you forgot, then it wasn't important. Allocated memory

The Great Clipboard Trust Deficit
Programming Debugging
3 months ago 242.4K views 0 shares
The Great Clipboard Trust Deficit
Ah, the existential crisis of keyboard shortcuts! The orange bar towers confidently, representing our unwavering faith in CTRL+V (paste), that magical savior after hours of work. Meanwhile, that tiny purple bar for CTRL+C (copy) might as well be labeled "trust issues." We've all been there—frantically hitting CTRL+C multiple times because did it actually copy though? That moment of panic when you're about to paste something important and suddenly wonder if the clipboard is holding your carefully selected text or just the remnants of that cat meme you copied three days ago. The most sophisticated developers among us have evolved to press CTRL+C at least 17 times in rapid succession. It's not paranoia if the clipboard really is out to get you.

If Programmers also were judges
Programming
4 years ago 59.0K views 0 shares
If Programmers also were judges | programmer-memes, program-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content judge: i sentence you to the maximum punishment. Me: can you make that 1 day longer? judge: ok. minimum punishment it is. ProdrammerHumor.io

Programmers Following Instructions
Programming Debugging Testing
9 months ago 195.9K views 0 shares
Programmers Following Instructions
The infamous literal interpretation strikes again! When asked "Can you call me a taxi at 7am tomorrow?", Dad responds with "You're a taxi" at exactly 7:00. Classic case of parsing the request as a string rather than understanding the intent—just like when you ask a junior dev to "make the button blue" and they change the text color instead of the background. This is basically what happens when humans run on strict syntax rules without semantic understanding. No wonder QA departments exist.

The Pupil-Dilating Joy Of Compilation Success
Debugging Programming Testing
8 months ago 171.7K views 0 shares
The Pupil-Dilating Joy Of Compilation Success
Nothing triggers that dopamine rush quite like seeing "Code compiled successfully" after wrestling with bugs for three hours straight. The sweet validation that maybe—just maybe—you're not completely terrible at your job. Of course, the real thrill comes five minutes later when you realize it compiles perfectly but still doesn't actually work. But for those precious few seconds? Pure ecstasy.

Need any romantic programming quotes?
Programming
3 years ago 73.0K views 0 shares
Need any romantic programming quotes? | programming-memes, program-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I don't need explicit casting because it is obvious that yOU are my type

Let's test which language is faster!
Testing
2 years ago 26.2K views 0 shares
Let's test which language is faster! | test-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content vthon Java Javascript Segmentation F Indentation Error " NullPointerException NPMinstall.

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"One" Push
Programming
2 years ago 56.4K views 0 shares
"One" Push | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content wow! HOW DID YOU GET LIKE THAT? EVERY TIME Ichange a line 69,420,964 commits C 69 420,964 commits T DO ONE PUSH C 69,420,964 commits JESUS CHRIST

Get Free Labor
Gamedev Programming Testing
11 months ago 225.1K views 0 shares
Get Free Labor
Ah, the classic "job interview disguised as a coding test" trap. Two full days of implementing multiple bullet firing, collision optimization, weapon modes, particle effects, high score tables, and UFOs... all for the privilege of maybe getting hired. Translation: "Please build our entire game for free while we watch and decide if we like you enough to actually pay you someday." Next time just ask candidates to fix your production bugs while they're at it. Nothing says "we value your expertise" like extracting 16 hours of unpaid labor before the first handshake.