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Everyone has one..

Everyone has one.. | programming-memes, program-memes, IT-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Can you create an App for me? Thave a marvelous Idea but I donno programming Sure. Tell me your idea and let's see... can't tell you.. What if you make it yourself.. fb.meyuva.krishna.memes uselessconversationcount

Microsoft: Oh, sorry, you wanted to not be inconvenienced?

Microsoft: Oh, sorry, you wanted to not be inconvenienced? | windows-memes, date-memes, microsoft-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 7.6 Microsoft is using Al to make Windows 10 updates smoother if (user.isDoingStuff) user. hasUnsavedWork()) update ;

FTW DSA!!

FTW DSA!! | programmer-memes, program-memes, data structures-memes, data-memes, algorithm-memes, algorithms-memes, binary-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you are a programmer but don't know data structures or algorithms like Binary tree..

Be like the chad bois

Be like the chad bois | developer-memes, html-memes, code-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, ux-memes, vim-memes, slack-memes, discord-memes, vscode-memes, class-memes, c-memes, atom-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, ML-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The virgin classic developer needs 16 GB ram the chad linux dev uses chrome favourite language jabbascript owns a macbook irc user uses discord vscode or atom peasant uses slack 10xer web dev admires Steve lobs and Bill Gates web browser? you mean w3m carries lenovo that weights 3kg no writes only c Has portrait of Stallman and Torvalds if needed creates simple html pages IDE? is that a vim plugin? qui is for plebs wm master race

How Many Seconds Between Two Dates?

How Many Seconds Between Two Dates? | try-memes, date-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How Many Seconds Between Two Dates? 89 So I have two dates YYYY-MM-DD and ZZZZ-NN-EE How can I find out how many seconds there are between them? javascript date share edit time 13 asked Jan 7 '10 at 22:35 joes steven 2.953 11 30 38 97 I try to leave at least a half-hour between dates to keep from getting caught. - Don Branson Jan 7 '10 at 22:37

It hurts cuz it's true

It hurts cuz it's true | programmer-memes, program-memes, IT-memes, documentation-memes, console-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Nader Dabit dabit3 The kids wanna play "programmer" like daddy so I'm gonna make them go sit and read documentation for 4 hours, curse at a text editor for 2 hours, then write a single console.log statement. 9:41 AM Apr 9, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 347 Retweets 2.2K Likes

Spinners go brrrrr

Spinners go brrrrr | web-memes, test-memes, animation-memes, tested-memes, reddit-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content AskReddit EI CM 14h What is just a placebo effect but most people don't realize? 53.2k 17035 comments L hibikikun 4479 8h Loading spinners on web pages. I once had a user complain to me a web app was too slow (and it was pretty fast). So I tested him by making the animation spinner spin much faster. He went to my boss to praise me how much faster the web app was. (spin.js is what i was using)

I want you to build the app with NodeJs using Laravel

I want you to build the app with NodeJs using Laravel | node-memes, nodejs-memes, requirements-memes, laravel-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Client: Why don't you clearly understand my requirements? Their requirement:

Real Events

realEvents | programming-memes, code-memes, python-memes, program-memes, indian-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content REVERSE ENGINEERED APPLE SILICON TO ENABLE HARDWARE ACCELERATION FOR MY OWN LINUX DISTRO PYTHON CODE TO DRAW INDIAN FLAGLINK IN BIO PROGRAMMING CONTENT ON YOUTUBE PROGRAMMING CONTENT ON INSTAGRAM

The Bell Curve Of API Testing Sanity

The Bell Curve Of API Testing Sanity
OMG, the BELL CURVE OF SANITY for API testing! 😩 On the left, we have the blissfully ignorant CURL users with their terminal wizardry and zero UI expectations. On the right, the enlightened CURL masters who've transcended Postman's GUI prison. And there in the middle? THE REST OF US MORTALS trapped in Postman purgatory, clicking through collections like lab rats in a maze of JSON responses and environment variables! The face says it all - that's the expression of someone who just spent 3 hours debugging why their bearer token stopped working after a coffee break. CURL or Postman? Choose your fighter, but know that both paths lead to the same existential crisis!

Reposting my post because... you know

Reposting my post because... you know | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Late Night Coding Looking at it the next day -

I'll be your server this evening.

I'll be your server this evening. | server-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MY NAme is DHX005972, AND I WiLL BE YOUR seRveR THis EVENiNG. When you go out for a byte