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When 'good enough' is the best you can do
Programming
3 years ago 66.0K views 0 shares
When 'good enough' is the best you can do | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Runtime: 126 ms, faster than 5.13 of C online submissions for Add Two Numbers. Your code is, without doubt, the slowest i've seen running! Success Details Me But it does run. rammerhumor.io

just so we clear my income is in 6 digits right of decimal
Linux Backend
3 years ago 51.4K views 0 shares
just so we clear my income is in 6 digits right of decimal | git-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me after analyzing my monthly budget and being able to save 0.002 of my income Data You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.

Just Reminding You All That Java Is Short For
Javascript Android Python Java Frontend
2 years ago 122.7K views 1 shares
justRemindingYouAllThatJavaIsShortFor | coding-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, android-memes, c++-memes, language-memes, ssh-memes, operating system-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Coding languages are used by comp want them to do. People communicate C or Java, just as they communica Japanese. JavaScript and Python are languages. JavaScript JavaScript (or Java) is a multi-pl language with a lot of capabilities. It's sional and commercial applications, inc as the Android operating system. Mark entirely in Java. Gmail was built in Jar mance rate and a solid web architecture Python P her programming langu ch new library intro Ag from wat

One Fix, Seventeen Problems
Debugging Programming Testing
8 months ago 220.8K views 0 shares
One Fix, Seventeen Problems
Just another Tuesday. You fix one syntax error and suddenly your compiler reveals the 16 logical errors it was hiding behind it. The computer isn't on fire because of overheating—it's simply expressing how your code makes it feel. Welcome to the special circle of debugging hell where fixing problems creates more problems.

Based On A True Story
Programming
3 years ago 54.1K views 0 shares
Based On A True Story | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How did you end up in poverty? Gamble? drugs? I left an ec2 instance on.

Deadlines are meant to be met.
Frontend
3 years ago 22.3K views 0 shares
Deadlines are meant to be met. | computer-memes, IT-memes, div-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WE CAN SPEND 3 WEEKS TO FIX THE FREEZE BUG OR WE CAN ADD A WARNING TO THE USER BY THE END OF TODAY B) Setup - Divinity: Original Sin 2 Installing Please wait while Setup installs Divinity: Original Sin 2 on your computer. Unpading... Compressing files... DO NOT PANIC IF IT LOOKS STUCK 82.8 Elapsed time: 04:22:17 Time left: 00:21:32

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Do Notmesswithme
Debugging
1 year ago 40.1K views 0 shares
doNotmesswithme | code-memes, bugs-memes, bug-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Do you even know how many bugs I put in my code last week? I don't care if there is a fly in yoh fryer uva. krishna.memes HB

It's the effort that counts, right?
Programming
4 years ago 57.7K views 0 shares
It's the effort that counts, right? | coding-memes, computer-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 7:58 1 0 1 Anastasia (Most Gorgeous Girl) ANASTASIA (MOST GORGEOUS GIRL) Also coding is way easy found an app and. It's way easy ME Haha oh yeah? What language? ANASTASIA (MOST GORGEOUS GIRL) English?? Like computer stuff Sal E Send a chat O 1 2 9 0 W E P A F H Z X B N M 11 English (US) Send

Understanding set logic
Programming
2 years ago 60.8K views 0 shares
Understanding set logic | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Union vs. Intersection U ProgrammerHumor.to

Big brain Time.
StackOverflow
3 years ago 47.2K views 0 shares
Big brain Time. | code-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, overflow-memes, documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WRITING CODE COPVING CODEFROM DOCUMENTATION COPYING CODE FROM STACKOVERFLOW ANSWER COPYING CODE FROM STACKOVERFLOW QUESTION

The Budget Looks Cooler
Linux
1 year ago 45.2K views 0 shares
theBudgetLooksCooler | cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Client expectations Client budget

The Code Review Paradox
Programming Agile Git Debugging Testing
10 months ago 270.0K views 0 shares
The Code Review Paradox
The classic code review paradox! When you hand a dev 10 lines of code, they transform into the world's most meticulous detective—finding edge cases, style issues, and optimization opportunities that would make Sherlock Holmes proud. But somehow, drop 500 lines in their lap and suddenly they've got their rubber stamp ready: "LGTM!" (Looks Good To Me). It's like our brains short-circuit when faced with too much code. The cognitive overload kicks in and we just... give up. "Life's too short to read all this. I trust you didn't break anything in those other 490 lines!" And don't even get me started on pull requests with 5000+ lines. That's when you see the mythical "ship it" comment appear within 30 seconds of submission. Pure magic!