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Computer Is A Freak

Computer Is A Freak
STOP SHOUTING AT ME, PYTHON! I GET IT ALREADY! My terminal is having an absolute meltdown because I dared to use 'M' instead of 'ME'. The audacity of this language to flood my entire screen with the SAME. EXACT. WARNING. It's like dating someone who keeps reminding you about that ONE time you forgot their birthday. Just replace the damn 'M' silently and move on with your life! Why must you be so dramatic?! 🙄

Why Ihate Writing Data Base Queries

whyIHateWritingDataBaseQueries | data-memes, database-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content HOW OUR SOCIETY WOULD LOOK LIKE IF SOLSHOWED THE LINE WHERE THE ERRORS IN imatlip.com

scrutinizing codes

scrutinizing codes | code-memes, engineer-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Bz Benzinga Elon Musk Reportedly Brings Tesla Engineers Into Twitter Office To Scrutinize Codes... 406 167

I Hate Emojis

iHateEmojis | developer-memes, software-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, try-memes, bug-memes, algorithm-memes, function-memes, kotlin-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, variable name-memes, exception-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How to get GenZ developers to stop using emojis in commit messages and PR titles? I am a senior developer and tech lead at a software company. Recently, we hired some fresh graduates who are very talented and enthusiastic, but they have a habit of using emojis in their commit messages. For example, they would write something like: "Fixed bug in login function Or "Optimized sqc algorithm I" or "fix lint Go" and " : handle null pointer exception y" I find this very unprofessional and annoying, as it makes the commit history hard to read and understand. I have tried to talk to them and explain the importance of clear and concise commit messages, but they don't seem to care. They even put emojis as variable names in Kotlin, apparently you can do it using back ticks, I didn't even know this. (edit: this seemed to be just a one time joke and they took out during code revIew. They just laugh to my teams message with a clown emoji, and a tomato? What's that even mean? How can I get them to stop using emojis in their commit messages? Is this a common problem in the industry? How do you handle it in your team? Any advice or suggestions would be appreciated. Thanks. 550 Comments Share g Unsave 162 people here (

Anyone else who fell for it?

Anyone else who fell for it? | tech-memes, technology-memes, stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, test-memes, overflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The Key by Stack Overflow The latest in copypaste technology Available for pre-order The only keyboard you'll ever need Three buttons! May glow in the dark! 90 dB peak sound level! More details Starting at 39.99 vousan You save 50 Pre-order special - Save 50. Limited time only. Pre-order Share this offer

How do I let him know?

How do I let him know? | html-memes, web-memes, website-memes, IT-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Hey, r u free rn? Yeah wassup I made an html website Really! That's so cool Glad you finally got around to that Yeah, u wanna check it out Sure, what's the url? Read 4:05 PM Ummm C:UsersarnihDesktop htmltutorialmain.html lemme know what u think A iMessage

Deep updates are more important here ...

Deep updates are more important here ... | date-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Machine is silent. Fan is not running. Training has completed 1 million iterations Working on updates 20 complete Don't turn off your computer

single dev's life story, being designer, programmer, support guy, etc

single dev's life story, being designer, programmer, support guy, etc | programmer-memes, design-memes, designer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "You're probably wondering why l've gathered you all here today"

Call stack

Call stack | stack-memes, function-memes, recursive-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content nobody: recursive functions: lustibleT Ah shit, here we go again.

When You Don't Let Your 30 Year Old ThinkPad Die

When You Don't Let Your 30 Year Old ThinkPad Die
The ancient ThinkPad begging for sweet release while its obsessive owner keeps upgrading it with new SSDs and RAM modules for the 47th time. That battered keyboard has typed enough lines of Perl to deserve retirement, but no—you've installed Linux on it again and keep bragging about how "they don't make them like this anymore." Meanwhile, the poor machine's fan sounds like a jet engine and the battery lasts exactly 12 minutes, but you're still convinced it's superior to any modern ultrabook. The relationship is basically tech Stockholm syndrome at this point.

The Mysterious Art Of Recompilation

The Mysterious Art Of Recompilation
The mystical art of "just recompiling" is the software equivalent of turning it off and on again. That shocked Pikachu face is all of us when our broken code suddenly works after doing absolutely nothing to fix it. The real horror isn't when it fails—it's when it succeeds for reasons you'll never understand. The coding gods simply decided to be merciful today. Tomorrow? You're on your own.

Schizophrenia (Object-Oriented Programming)

Schizophrenia (Object-Oriented Programming)
Ah, the classic mental disorder of object-oriented programming! This fake Wikipedia entry brilliantly captures what it feels like to maintain legacy OOP code. You start with a simple class, then suddenly you're creating 17 different inheritance hierarchies, implementing interfaces that don't need to exist, and wondering why your Factory's AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean needs its own strategy pattern. And just like schizophrenia has symptoms of disorganized thinking and behavior, your codebase ends up with fragmented responsibilities and voices (comments) from multiple developers arguing about how things should work. The diagnosis? Severe Dependency Injection with a side of Design Pattern Overuse Syndrome.