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How Many Story Points Is Adboutage

2 years ago 46.1K views 0 shares

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Dress Code

Python

2 years ago 35.4K views 0 shares

dressCode | code-memes, IT-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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My Teacher Always Says: Do Your Project With Knowledge That Your User Is Stupid

Programming Debugging Testing Frontend

7 months ago 177.4K views 0 shares

My Teacher Always Says: Do Your Project With Knowledge That Your User Is Stupid

Developer: "Tea bags are so intuitive they don't need instructions." End user: *dunks entire tea bag, wrapper and all, into hot water* And that's why we write documentation for even the most "obvious" features. Users will find ways to break your software that you couldn't imagine in your worst fever dreams. The line between intuitive and incomprehensible is thinner than your project deadline.

SELECT * FROM MEME_IDEAS WHERE TOPIC = 'SQL' AND EFFORT = 'LOW'

Databases Backend

3 years ago 36.0K views 0 shares

SELECT * FROM MEME_IDEAS WHERE TOPIC = 'SQL' AND EFFORT = 'LOW' | sql-memes, query-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content DON'T ALWAYS TYPE IN ALL CAPS, BUT WHEN I DO, I'M PROBABLY WRITING A SOL QUERY imeflip.com

Hello, world problem

Programming

1 year ago 40.9K views 0 shares

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Content HELLO, WORLD FUCK YOU :SOB:

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Programming

2 years ago 41.4K views 0 shares

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The Power Of One Single Github Repo

AI Git Programming Cloud

7 months ago 264.1K views 0 shares

The tech industry's version of David vs. Goliath just got real. On one side, we've got trillion-dollar titans like Google, NVIDIA, OpenAI, and Meta throwing endless resources at the GPU and AI arms race. On the other? Just DeepSeek and their single open-source repo taking them all on. It's that classic moment when some scrappy engineer in their pajamas pushes code that makes corporate execs choke on their $12 lattes. Ten years of VC funding and board meetings outperformed by someone who probably debugs with print statements. The beautiful chaos of open source – where sometimes the simplest solution from the smallest player completely disrupts the market that giants spent billions trying to corner. Welcome to tech, where your market cap means nothing when someone's weekend project goes viral.

No Auxiliar No Problem

Backend

1 year ago 12.4K views 0 shares

NoAuxiliarNoProblem | ux-memes, variables-memes, api-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content I'm a Python developer a,b b,a Oh yeah, then how to swap two variables That's on me, I set the bar too low.

We Are The Vegans Of Software

Linux Windows Programming

5 months ago 242.1K views 0 shares

Just like vegans can't resist telling everyone about their dietary choices, Linux enthusiasts physically cannot stop themselves from evangelizing their OS of choice. The rest of us are just trying to exist peacefully with our inferior operating systems, but here comes the Linux zealot, literally flying through the window to inform us about the wonders of package managers and terminal commands. "Have you heard about our lord and savior, Arch Linux? I compiled my own kernel last night just for fun!" Meanwhile, everyone else is silently wondering if they can block you in real life the way they do on social media.

The Dark Knight Of DevOps

Git Devops Programming Cloud

5 months ago 321.2K views 0 shares

The unsung hero of DevOps. That one engineer who migrated Jenkins to GitHub Actions before it was cool is basically Batman in the server room. Nobody thanked them at the time, and nobody ever will. They just silently watch as new hires enjoy the fruits of their labor without knowing the horrors of the Jenkins configuration hell they were spared from. Some heroes don't wear capes—they just have really good Git credentials and too much caffeine in their system.

Feeling a little cold?

Frontend Swift AWS Cloud

3 years ago 47.4K views 0 shares

Feeling a little cold? | code-memes, web-memes, aws-memes, swift-memes, xcode-memes, class-memes, mac-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Paul Hudson twostraws Feeling a little cold? Just put these two lines into any Xcode project and your Mac will heat up your room in no time thanks to Swift maxing out the CPU. Traduci il Tweet class A: B class B: A 10:10 PM 29 mar 2019 Twitter Web App

Unfortunately, this is OC

Linux Backend

2 years ago 37.1K views 0 shares

Unfortunately, this is OC | git-memes, api-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Therapist: git merge isn't real it can't hurt you git merge (X) 3907 of 4031 Errors 259 of 273 Warnings G 0 of 72 Messages

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