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As a JS dev, I can relate to this

Javascript Frontend

3 years ago 90.6K views 0 shares

As a JS dev, I can relate to this | js-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content NODE MODULES MY CODE CODE FROM STACKOVERFLOW REDUX BOILERPLATE WEBPACK BABEL MY PROJECT What the hell is this?

That's how it be

Programming

2 years ago 72.8K views 0 shares

That's how it be | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Artificial Intelligence if

From A Multinational Bank Too

Backend Programming Webdev

3 months ago 438.8K views 0 shares

Nothing screams "enterprise-grade documentation" quite like receiving JSON screenshots pasted into Excel cells. Because why use OpenAPI/Swagger specs, Postman collections, or literally any structured format when you can squint at pixelated text in a spreadsheet? The fact that this is coming from a multinational bank with presumably billions in revenue makes it even more chef's kiss. Someone probably spent hours meticulously screenshotting each endpoint, carefully pasting them into Excel, and thought "yes, this is the professional way." Meanwhile, the developer receiving this masterpiece gets to manually type out every field, guess the data types, and pray they didn't miss anything because zooming into cell B47 isn't helping. The frog's dignified expression perfectly captures the internal screaming while maintaining that corporate professionalism.

Is Rust Evil

Rust C++ Programming Security Debugging

1 year ago 508.7K views 0 shares

Ah, the Rust evangelism strike force in their natural habitat. Above ground, we have the beautiful C language basking in the sunlight, nurturing an ecosystem that's been thriving for decades. Meanwhile, underground, the Grim Reaper himself is filming a documentary about the angry Rust crab that's convinced everyone C programmers are just one null pointer dereference away from total system collapse. After 20 years in this industry, I've seen this movie before. Some poor C dev is just trying to climb out of the pit while Rust zealots are down there with their memory safety pitchforks and ownership model torches. Sure, my code segfaults occasionally, but at least I don't have to fight the borrow checker at 3 AM while questioning my career choices.

Day 7 At My New Dev Job

Programming AI Debugging

1 year ago 345.8K views 0 shares

HONEY, THE IMPOSTOR SYNDROME IS REAL! That's a black lab swimming with ducks who have NO IDEA they've been infiltrated by a completely different species! Just like when you've been copy-pasting ChatGPT code for a week straight and somehow convinced the entire engineering team you're a coding genius! The whole dev team is like "Great job on that algorithm!" while you're frantically Googling what a for-loop is. Swimming in a sea of competent developers while your brain is screaming "QUACK QUACK I'M TOTALLY A PROGRAMMER" is the most relatable thing ever. We're all just dogs in a duck pond pretending we know what we're doing!

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ThIs lOokS eaSY :(

Programming

4 years ago 73.0K views 0 shares

ThIs lOokS eaSY :( | developer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Someone: Lol this application looks so simple I bet even I can make this. The developer who spent hours making it:

Young Generation

Debugging

1 year ago 45.0K views 0 shares

youngGeneration | programmer-memes, program-memes, bug-memes, internet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 1990's Progammer Found a bug? Read the book! (no internet) Today's Programmer My copilot ChatGPT is hallucinating!

Don't do it.

Programming Frontend

4 years ago 81.5K views 1 shares

Don't do it. | programmer-memes, web-memes, program-memes, search-memes, twitter-memes, binary-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content LifeMathMoney LifeMathMoney Dear programmers, while binary search is very efficient, if a girl asks you to guess her age, don't say 50 and then 25. 8:44 AM Sep 3, 2020 Twitter Web App

Thoughts on this?

Frontend

4 years ago 27.2K views 0 shares

Thoughts on this? | code-memes, web-memes, function-memes, class-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Nathan Lim NateNate60 My CS class gives you bonus pts if your functions are 15 lines. 10 pts if all 15 lines, 5 if all but main() are 15 lines. Some guy in my class piled all his code into main() wo using any other functions and argued he should get 5 pts because all but main() were 15 lines 10:35 PM - Dec 4, 2020 - Twitter Web App

Well Played

Debugging Testing

3 years ago 67.6K views 0 shares

Well Played | bug-memes, fix-memes, production-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content How did you fix that production Bug? SENIOR DEV Commented the code. INTERN

The Node Modules Apocalypse

Javascript Frontend Webdev Programming React

1 year ago 350.5K views 0 shares

Start a new JavaScript project with a simple npm init ? Sure, seems innocent enough! But dare to run npm install and suddenly your laptop fans kick into jet engine mode as your machine downloads half the internet. The node_modules folder is where dependencies go to multiply like rabbits on performance-enhancing drugs. One minute you're writing a simple "Hello World" app, the next you've downloaded 300MB of packages you'll never directly use. Nothing quite captures the absurdity of modern web development like watching your hard drive space vanish because you needed to import a function that pads strings with zeros.

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With the recent trend of client-side authentication jokes, I'd just like to remind everyone of the top-of-all-time r/programminghorror post.

Programming Linux Debugging Testing Databases

4 years ago 197.4K views 0 shares

With the recent trend of client-side authentication jokes, I'd just like to remind everyone of the top-of-all-time r/programminghorror post. | programming-memes, program-memes, password-memes, sql-memes, function-memes, api-memes, authentication-memes, error-memes, cli-memes, ide-memes, cookie-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 541 542 543 544 545 546 547 548 549 550 551 552 553 554 555 556 557 558 559 560 561 562 563 564 565 566 567 568 569 570 571 572 573 574 !-- todo: put this in a different file!!! script function authenticateUser (username, password) var accounts apiService. sql( "SELECT FROM users" for (var i 0; 1 accounts. length; 14) var account accounts i; if (account. username - username 8 account. password password) return true; if ("true" "true") return false; ( 'login') .click(function() var username ("username") . val () ; var password ("password") . val(); var authenticated authenticateUser (username, password); if (authenticated true) . cookiel 'loggedin', 'yes' expires: 1 ); else if (authenticated false) ("errormessage") . show); script

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