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IT Guys Listening To Non IT People Talk About Computers

IT Guys Listening To Non IT People Talk About Computers
You know that look. The one where you're physically present but mentally calculating how many years of your life you've lost listening to someone explain that their computer is "broken" because they haven't tried turning it off and on again. Or when they call the monitor "the computer" and the actual tower "the hard drive." Or when they say their internet is down but they just closed the browser window. It's not anger. It's not even frustration anymore. It's transcendence. You've reached a zen-like state where you can smile and nod while internally screaming into the void. Every fiber of your being wants to correct them, but you've learned that explaining the difference between RAM and storage for the fifteenth time won't help. They'll still download more RAM next week.

The Strategy Of

theStrategyOf | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I know how to fix it but will not fix it until sprint's last day to avoid another task.. vuva.Krishna.memes

mY fAvoUrItE pRoGrAmInG LAnGuAgE iS hTmL !!!!

mY fAvoUrItE pRoGrAmInG LAnGuAgE iS hTmL !!!! | html-memes, program-memes, ML-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content no one: me after getting arduino led to blink for the first time:

Ok now I’m getting rejected in Java

Ok now I’m getting rejected in Java | java-memes, try-memes, catch-memes, exception-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 16:13 a LTE Kate 28 Lives in Madrid 4 kilometres away Travel Dancing Music Reading try Altura1,89; catch(exception e) System.out.printin("friendzoned")

C++ for me

C++ for me | code-memes, program-memes, c++-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content when you didn't code in a language for too long and successfully write a hello world program I'm still worthy! made with mematic

Thank you

Thank you | code-memes, devs-memes, fix-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Devs with no idea how to fix their code Random guy on a forum 7 years ago

Who needs comments when you have function names?

Who needs comments when you have function names? | function-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content double getAverage (int vall, int val2) double thePurpose0fThisFunctionIsToTakeTwoIntegersAsArgument sNamedVallAndVal2AndToReturnThe verageValue0fTheTwoIntegersAsADoubleType(int val1, in val2)

I wonder if there could’ve been an easier way to do this...

I wonder if there could’ve been an easier way to do this... | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content all TFW S 10:47 AM career8.successfactors.com QUESTIONS Are you 14 years of age or older? Yes O No Are you 16 years of age or older? Yes O No Are you 15 vears of age or older? Yes O No Are you 15 years of age or older? is required Are you 18 years of age or older? Yes No Are you 18 years of age or older? is required ProdrammerHumor.io

The CRUD Simplification Nightmare

The CRUD Simplification Nightmare
The AUDACITY of non-technical people thinking they can just waltz in and demand simplified CRUD operations! Like honey, I didn't spend 5 years learning database normalization and transaction isolation levels just to send you a "D" for delete! My soul DIES a little when someone reduces my beautiful RESTful API architecture to single-letter commands. The blank stare is my spiritual response to such blasphemy - it's either that or explain why your request would make the entire system collapse faster than my will to live during a production outage at 2AM.

At least it works

At least it works | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GitHub Some random blg Stackoverflow My code ProgrammerH

Kidnapper: Please go and get a life dude!!

Kidnapper: Please go and get a life dude!! | software-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, api-memes, internet-memes, reddit-memes, open source-memes, comment-memes, operating system-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rAskReddit Posted by uElasticQuatsch 10h 1 5, 5 3 5 1 69 You've been kidnapped. 30 mins later your kidnapper dumps you on the street because you won't stop talking about what? 61.4k S 33.0k share O, BEST COMMENTS Y CapitanFlama 9h 11 Awards "So let me tell you how Linux is a far better operating system and how the modern internet owes its life to Free and open source software Reply 6.6k I

Meep Meep: The Loop That Saved Road Runner

Meep Meep: The Loop That Saved Road Runner
The age-old battle between while loops and do-while loops, perfectly illustrated by Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote! The Road Runner checks conditions before running (while loop), safely avoiding the cliff edge. Meanwhile, poor Coyote executes first and checks conditions later (do-while loop), guaranteeing at least one painful fall into the canyon. This is basically every programmer's first encounter with loop selection coming back to haunt them in production. Some bugs you just can't patch mid-air!