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Burnt But Meeting Expectations

burntButMeetingExpectations | performance-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you are burned out but still meeting performance expectations jopsychmemes

I fixed that UI post.

I fixed that UI post. | fix-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What others see What you see UI Good Spaghetti Code Magic WTF Magic Magic WHY?! WHY YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT?! 1 got this figured out.

Machine Learning Orders A Drink

Machine Learning Orders A Drink
The joke brilliantly skewers how recommendation algorithms work in real life. Instead of having original preferences, ML models basically look at what's popular and say "I'll have what they're having!" It's the digital equivalent of copying the smart kid's homework, but with billions of data points. Collaborative filtering in a nutshell—why make your own decisions when you can just aggregate everyone else's? Next time Netflix suggests that documentary everyone's watching, remember it's just an algorithm at a bar asking what's trending.

Girlfriend girlfriend= new Girlfriend();

Girlfriend girlfriend= new Girlfriend(); | git-memes, list-memes, sorting-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Who was the first person you had sex with ? Me: listOfPeopleIHadSexwith.get (e); Exception In thread "main" java. lang IndexOutofBoundsException; Index: 8, Size: 8 at java .util. Arraylist. rangecheck (Unknown Source) at java.util. ArrayList.get (Unknown Source) at sortingalgorithns. Main.main Main. java:34

We Are All On The Same Gallows

We Are All On The Same Gallows
The existential dread noose is tightening around everyone's neck! Developers think they're special snowflakes trembling about AI taking their precious coding jobs, while completely forgetting that translators, designers, and support staff have been dangling from the gallows of automation for months already. It's like watching someone panic about a tsunami while standing next to people who are already neck-deep in water. The irony is that devs are literally building the very AI tools that will eventually replace them. Talk about sawing off the branch you're sitting on!

If Programmers also were judges

If Programmers also were judges | programmer-memes, program-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content judge: i sentence you to the maximum punishment. Me: can you make that 1 day longer? judge: ok. minimum punishment it is. ProdrammerHumor.io

Penguins Do Not Fly They Swim

penguinsDoNotFlyTheySwim | css-memes, code-memes, development-memes, web-memes, design-memes, bug-memes, forms-memes, http-memes, cs-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Penguins do not fly, they swim (Learn CSS Transforms by Building a Penguin - Step 86) 53288 O Closed wblondel opened this issue on Jan 20 2 comments wblondel commented on Jan 20 edited Contributor Describe the Issue On the 86th step of the "Learn CSS Transforms by Building a Penguin" course in the "Responsive Web Design" certification, this fun fact is shown Fun fact: Penguins cannot fly without wings. 1 believe this is a mistake, because even with wings, penguins cannot fly. However, they need them to swim. Affected Page https:www.freecodecamp.orglearn2022responsive-web-designlearn-css-transforms-by-building-a-penguinstep-86 Your code NA Expected behavior In my opinion, the fun fact should be replaced with: Fun fact: Penguins cannot swim without wings. Assignees ShaunSHamilton Labels (scope: curriculum (type: bug Projects None yet Milestone No milestone Development No branches or pull requests Notifications Customize A Subscribe You're not receiving notifications from this thread.

Minimum job requirements are what now??!

Minimum job requirements are what now??! | html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, computer-memes, java-memes, computer science-memes, linux-memes, engineer-memes, design-memes, software engineer-memes, ux-memes, machine learning-memes, react-memes, data structures-memes, machine-memes, data-memes, requirements-memes, sql-memes, reactjs-memes, angularjs-memes, angular-memes, algorithm-memes, object-memes, algorithms-memes, cli-memes, edge-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, train-memes, ML-memes, big data-memes, nosql-memes, mining-memes, language-memes, cs-memes, framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Senior Software Engineer A successful video company, with millions of users worldwide, is seeking a senior software engineer. Work-life balance flexible hours. The amazing well equipped offices are in Tel Aviv (near the train station). n"in n7u t D'Taly 200 - 50 Experience in developing large scale distributed systems. Deep understanding of strong Computer Science fundamentals: Object-Oriented design, data structures systems, applications programming and multithreading programming. 300 years of programming experience in Java or equivalent Object-Oriented language. Experience with SQL and NoSQL. Highly proficient in Linux environment. B.Sc in Computer Science or equivalent. Advantage: Experience with Big Data tools. Knowledge in algorithms, data-mining and machine learning. Experience in HTML, CSS, JavaScript, ReactS, AngularJS or other client frameworks.

Take my money

Take my money | android-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Erd Allal AD IAPHSESS VILL FN) 1011 Dawood Ali yugdiputsa After the huge success of "Untitled Project", I'm finally dropping "Untitled Project 2" Who's excited? 9:46 PM 07 Dec 20 Twitter for Android

Probably been done before.

Probably been done before. | java-memes, python-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Python I'm smart because my language is intuitive and makes me efficient C I'm smart because my language is fast and powerful. Java Dhuavaaaaeaaa! Proarammerhumor.ic

The Linux Anti-Cheat Reality: A Configuration Change

The Linux Anti-Cheat Reality: A Configuration Change
OMG, the absolute TRAGEDY of Linux gaming in one brutal image! 💀 Game companies will enthusiastically raise their hands when asked about supporting Linux servers (free money, honey!), but the SECOND someone mentions actually doing the work to make anti-cheat compatible with Linux desktops? *crickets* The deafening silence is SENDING ME! These multi-billion dollar companies acting like enabling a compiler flag is equivalent to solving quantum physics. THE DRAMA! THE AUDACITY! Meanwhile, Linux gamers are just sitting there with perfectly good hardware, begging for crumbs of compatibility. I can't even!

How To Center Adiv

howToCenterADiv | loc-memes, lock-memes, div-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How to center a div lawful good flex lawtul neutral width:50 margin- left:25 lawful evil center neutral good margin: auto true neutral display: inline-block neutral evil position: absolute chaotic good margin- left: 50 transform x: -50 chaotic neutral nbsp; nbsp; nbsp; chaotic evil float right, margin- right