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Todo Fix Next Sprint
Agile Programming Debugging
9 months ago 148.5K views 0 shares
Todo Fix Next Sprint
The eternal interrogation room of software development. One developer asking about "future refactoring" is basically code for "we know this is terrible but we're shipping it anyway." It's that awkward moment when everyone silently acknowledges the technical debt being created, but nobody wants to be the one to delay the sprint. The code smells so bad it needs an interrogation room to confess its crimes, but hey—we'll fix it "next sprint" (narrator: they never did).

Is Ai Copy Pasta Acceptable Flow Chart But Better
AI
9 months ago 188.2K views 0 shares
Is Ai Copy Pasta Acceptable Flow Chart But Better
Content Should I copy and paste Code from ChatGPT? It doesn't work It works NO STILL NO

The Bug Time Warp Phenomenon
Debugging Programming Testing
10 months ago 176.3K views 0 shares
The Bug Time Warp Phenomenon
The infamous time-estimation paradox strikes again! What starts as "just a simple bug" in the morning transforms into a full-blown existential crisis by nightfall. That confident "I'll fix it in a few minutes" energy completely evaporates as the developer gets sucked into the rabbit hole of dependency issues, undocumented edge cases, and the inevitable realization that the "simple bug" is actually exposing fundamental architectural flaws that have been lurking in the codebase since 2017. The transition from daylight to darkness perfectly captures how our souls get crushed by the cruel reality of debugging. Hofstadter's Law in action: "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law."

It Be Like This
Programming
1 month ago 230.8K views 0 shares
It Be Like This
Take a vacation, touch some grass, maybe read a book. Come back to your IDE and suddenly you're staring at your own code like it's written in ancient Sumerian. That function you wrote two weeks ago? No idea what it does. That design pattern you were so proud of? Completely foreign. Your muscle memory has been factory reset and you're back to Googling "how to reverse a string" like it's day one of bootcamp. The knowledge decay is real and it's exponential.

We are not PC repair mans
Programming
3 years ago 70.8K views 0 shares
We are not PC repair mans | repair-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Computer Science Student's Are not PC repair Man's

The Beginning Of An Idiocracy
Javascript Webdev React C++ Programming
9 months ago 282.4K views 0 shares
The Beginning Of An Idiocracy
Behold the horrifying family lineage of programming languages! C and C++ started as a respectable couple with just TWO family members. Fast forward a measly 5 years and BOOM—JavaScript appears. But wait for the apocalypse! 60 years later we're drowning in a TSUNAMI of JavaScript frameworks and libraries that have multiplied faster than rabbits on energy drinks! The family tree looks like someone sneezed on a genealogy chart! This is what happens when you let a language created in 10 days reproduce unchecked. The horror! THE HORROR!

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Once seen it cannot be unseen
Programming
3 years ago 55.8K views 0 shares
Once seen it cannot be unseen | slack-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Kelly Snyder KelOfKells 20 may. I'm sorry, I know someone worked very hard on this. I thought that after two years my feelings would fade, but the Slack logo is four ducks all sniffing each other's butts and I'm tired of pretending it's not. 9 521 17 8,409 49.1K

Memes From X
Backend
1 year ago 15.9K views 0 shares
memesFromX | programmer-memes, program-memes, c-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content pix pixgc 1d every programmer has two lives, the second one starts when they realize C is a high level language ProarammerHumor.io

Meeting Driven Development: The Must Have Skill
Agile Devops Programming
8 months ago 207.2K views 1 shares
Meeting Driven Development: The Must Have Skill
The ultimate corporate evolution: from writing code to endless meetings where everyone talks about writing code. Grumpy Cat perfectly captures that dead-inside feeling when you realize your calendar is just back-to-back meetings discussing "sprint velocity" while your actual IDE collects digital dust. The top text reveals the twisted logic – can't have maintenance problems if you're too busy in meetings to write anything. Modern problems require modern solutions, I guess? Meanwhile, your skills slowly atrophy as you perfect the art of looking thoughtful while mentally debugging your life choices.

In software development, backend is not the hero we need, but it’s the hero we deserve.
Javascript Java Linux Debugging Frontend
1 year ago 248.6K views 0 shares
In software development, backend is not the hero we need, but it’s the hero we deserve. | developer-memes, javascript-memes, web developer-memes, software-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, development-memes, web-memes, javascript dev-memes, backend-memes, google-memes, c++-memes, bug-memes, release-memes, sudo-memes, IT-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content HEROES VILLAINS OF SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT er o toggl JAVASCRIPT DEVELOPER YoU FIND A BUG YOU QUICKLY GOOGLE SOMETHING TO PASTE OVER IT YOU FEEL HEAVY BUT THaT'S Ok UnlesS YoU HAVE TO FLY BACKEND DEVELOPER YOU FIND A BUG YOU USE ALL Of Your SKILLS AND TOOLS ..TO FIND THE DEVELOPER WHO CAUSED 0-0- WEB DEVELOPER YOU RELEASE A BUG YOU SQUASH IT, WHICH ONLY MAKES ThE BUG MORE ORGANISED SUDO TECHNICAL SUPPORT THE USER FINDS A BUG IT'S A FEATURE IT'S A FEATURE QUALITY ASSURANCE YOU CAN'T FIND A BUG YOU BREAK EVERYTHING YoU LEAVE. C DEVELOPER YOU CAN'T FIND THE BUG CAN'T FIND THE BUG. ND THE BUG CAN'T FIN rm VIRKUIC TOGGL.COM

Welcome to the wonderland of Javascript!
Javascript Java Frontend Backend
2 years ago 99.0K views 0 shares
Welcome to the wonderland of Javascript! | javascript-memes, java-memes, date-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content const date new Date ('2022-01-17T00:00:00Z') undefined date.getMonth () '' date.getDay () '' date. getYear () '01122' ProgrammerHumor

InteliJ better?
Java Linux
2 years ago 81.6K views 1 shares
InteliJ better? | eclipse-memes, cli-memes, ecli-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Does she code in Java? Yeah Eclipse is a great IDE isn't it? Of course honey! It's so intuitive and easy to use! your foster parents are dead