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Stolen from r/memes

Stolen from r/memes | tech-memes, web-memes, git-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content hooking up with artists is hot cuz theyll be like " thought of you when i wrote this song" what are tech guys gonna do? name a git branch after you? the fuck 4:27 am 08 Aug 20 Twitter Web App 729 Retweets and comments 6,308 Likes its yerdad 16 points 2 hours ago The tech guy can actually afford to take you to dinner. I Reply Give Award Share Report Save

Click, click

Click, click | cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Cursor Precursor

Im not alone, I guess.

Im not alone, I guess. | java-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me: Does anything in Java: Java. What the fuck is that even supposed to mean

Not Aws Its Azure

Not Aws Its Azure
Content r/developersindia Join u/Teleyks • Fresher • 12h Azure - racked up a masiive bill of 34,000 USD / 28 lakhs INR - HELP Help 1 am doing my undergrad in ENTC and for one my projects I tried to use Azure Open Al services. I first used the free trial which got over almost immediately and then I picked the pay as you go subscription because there was no other option available. I tried to deploy chat gpt 3.5 but didn't connect to any API and didn't use any tokens either. Even completions didn't show anything. Before using azure I did watch a hour long deployment videos none of which mentioned these costs and these costs were not visible. I also set a 20 USD limit on my credit card and thought that any charges would be automatically cancelled since I've set this limit and so the amount CANT go through but realised later that the bill cycle was monthly and I was wrong. A week after creation of this, I rechecked my azure account only to realise that there was a 28 lakhs bill. I have since deleted the resource and deployments. After some research I found out that I picked the PTU option and not the standard. And that has charged me hourly for a week straight. I have raised a ticked to Microsoft. I am unemployed and in university and I don't have any way of acquiring this kind of money. Please help

Guess, I will try next year

Guess, I will try next year | try-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How old are you? 23 User already exists. Continue

When news websites make the paywall client side

When news websites make the paywall client side | web-memes, website-memes, cli-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHEN YOU KNOW ENOUGH HIMLTO DELETE THE PAYWALL SO YOU CAN READ THE ARTICLE imaflip.com

Every single time we go to production

Every single time we go to production | developer-memes, bugs-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, qa-memes, production-memes, IT-memes, tests-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Developer: I finished the project, It is ready for QA QA: I have run all tests, project contains no known bugs. End User: Too much pain By Christine Campbell on August 28, 2017 Verified Purchase Causes too much pain and agony, dont know why its so popular now a days, im just going to use toilet paper

"Your code is trash and is setting the team back."

"Your code is trash and is setting the team back." | code-memes, bug-memes, fix-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Coding something at work Fixing a bug in vour code My code Our bug

Just An Exclamation Mark? Not In My Codebase!

Just An Exclamation Mark? Not In My Codebase!
To normal humans, "I❤️U" is a sweet declaration of love written on a steamy mirror. To programmers, it's a terrifying logical NOT operator followed by a comparison between I and U. That's basically saying "NOT I equals U" which is either a syntax error or an existential crisis depending on your compiler. The sheer horror on the CS person's face says it all - they can't enjoy romantic gestures without mentally parsing them as Boolean operations. It's the curse of seeing ! and immediately thinking "bang operator" instead of "someone's excited about love."

No wonder that I didn't enjoy computer science in the past

No wonder that I didn't enjoy computer science in the past | computer-memes, computer science-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Computer science lessons The computer science lessons: Word, paint and PowerPoint ProarammerHumor io Me in the fifth grade made with mematic

I Technically Never Wished For More Wishes

I Technically Never Wished For More Wishes
This programmer just executed the most beautiful integer overflow exploit in history! First wishing for wishes to be counted as an unsigned 32-bit integer (max value: 4,294,967,295 wishes), then ensuring the subtraction happens after the wish completes (avoiding the "no more wishes" rule), and finally wishing for 0 wishes which causes an underflow to 4,294,967,295! The genie's face says it all - he just got absolutely destroyed by a classic buffer overflow vulnerability. This is what happens when you don't sanitize your inputs, magical beings!

Run Linux if you want to be a REAL menace

Run Linux if you want to be a REAL menace | programming-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When someone pulls out this bad boy at a meeting you know REAL programming is gonna go down iPad made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io