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CSS is brutal !

Programming Frontend

4 years ago 69.8K views 0 shares

CSS is brutal ! | css-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Me: Makes one tiny change in the CSS My site:

I Have To Learn Python Now

Programming Python Backend

1 year ago 98.4K views 0 shares

iHaveToLearnPythonNow | programming-memes, python-memes, program-memes, object-memes, oop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content PYTHON OBJECT ORIENTED PROGRAMMING POOP

Content breakdown

Programming

4 years ago 55.3K views 0 shares

Content breakdown | semicolon-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Arrays starting at 1 Missing semicolon jokes "Python is the best." "JavaScript sucks.' Dark theme Stackoverflow jokes rProgrammerHumor

I forgot python

Programming Python Backend

3 years ago 88.6K views 0 shares

I forgot python | programming-memes, python-memes, program-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Me after not programming in a certain language for 2 days: What is this place?

What Is Afolder

Linux

2 years ago 48.2K views 0 shares

Content When you accidentally say "folder" instead of "directory" in a Linux group. Shouldn't have said that. made with mematic should NOT have said that. ProdrammerHumor.io

I wonder how they got anything done at all

StackOverflow

2 years ago 36.2K views 0 shares

Content WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PROGRAMMERS IN THE 70S, 805, AND 905 DIDN'T HAVE STACK OVERFLOW, GOOGLE OR YOUTUBE

Terror Just Terror

Debugging Testing

1 year ago 41.3K views 0 shares

terrorJustTerror | code-memes, debugging-memes, bug-memes, error-memes, debug-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content DEBUGGING CODEO HAVENT SEEN IN 2 WEEKS tagflo.com Oh no.

Select All... And Watch Your DBA Cry

Databases Programming Debugging Backend

8 months ago 207.4K views 0 shares

Oh. My. God. The DRAMA between DBAs and developers is sending me! 💀 Developer: "I'll just grab EVERYTHING with SELECT * and sort it out later!" DBA: *literally PUSHING the developer toward a cliff* "SPECIFIC COLUMNS ONLY YOU MONSTER!!!" And this, children, is why your database queries take 8 years to run. The SELECT * wildcard is basically asking the database to hand over its entire life story when all you needed was its name and phone number. Performance? Never heard of her!

The Secret Ingredient To Beautiful Code

StackOverflow Programming Debugging

9 months ago 249.8K views 0 shares

The secret ingredient to "beautiful code" is often just a well-executed Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V maneuver from Stack Overflow. That moment when your non-technical friends marvel at your coding prowess while you're mentally thanking whoever posted that solution three years ago. The audacity to smile proudly while knowing full well you're just a professional code archaeologist who excavated someone else's brilliance. And honestly? That's just efficient engineering.

Literally The Only One

Gamedev Programming

8 months ago 211.6K views 0 shares

The internet's favorite pastime: declaring "All big tech CEOs are bad"... until they remember Gabe Newell exists. The meme perfectly captures the cognitive dissonance of tech communities who rage against corporate overlords until their beloved Steam lord appears. Suddenly it's all confused SpongeBob faces trying to reconcile their anti-CEO stance with their undying love for the guy who delays Half-Life 3 for another decade while swimming in Valve money. The exception that proves the rule? Or just proof that giving away games at 90% off during seasonal sales buys a lot of goodwill? Either way, Gaben remains the unicorn CEO who somehow escapes the pitchforks.

Why Use SDK When Curl Do Job

Programming Webdev Networking Javascript Debugging

8 months ago 287.1K views 0 shares

When that API integration is due in 20 minutes, who has time to read docs? Just crack open the Network tab, copy that curl command, and hack it into your codebase. Sure, the SDK has error handling, type safety, and won't break when the API changes... but that's a problem for Future You. Nothing says "technical debt speedrun" like reverse-engineering API calls while your PM thinks you're "implementing the proper solution."

ALTER TABLE Customers ADD Password varchar(255);

Programming

4 years ago 55.0K views 1 shares

ALTER TABLE Customers ADD Password varchar(255); | password-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 1 configured the database to store login passwords! You mean the salted hash, right? naflip.com You mean the salted hash. right?

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