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I’d rather not
Programming
2 years ago 51.2K views 0 shares
I’d rather not | developer-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "There's our little developer! Why don't you come down and tell the family about your new game?"

Close Enough Welcome Back
Hardware Windows
1 month ago 179.3K views 0 shares
Close Enough Welcome Back
That moment when your gaming PC is so minimalist it's basically just a black box with a power light. "Close enough" to what was advertised and "welcome back" to having zero airflow and thermal throttling in 3... 2... 1... Your CPU is about to reach temperatures previously only achieved during nuclear fusion experiments. But hey, at least it looks sleek on your desk while it's quietly melting.

Yap
Programming
2 years ago 57.3K views 0 shares
yap | linked list-memes, list-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Doubly linked list head tail

How to print new line in Spanish...
Programming Java Databases Backend
4 years ago 89.3K views 0 shares
How to print new line in Spanish... | java-memes, try-memes, rds-memes, language-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rLifeProTips u samh10 4h LPT If you're trying to learn a new language try watching children's shows dubbed in that language. Children's shows tend to go over things like shapes, colors, animals, etc. and can help you learn basic words and sentences. School College Learning removed 4 4.1k 116 1, Share Award BEST COMMENTS keepthetips 4h bigziggle 2h Idk any shows in java Reply 4 Vote ProarammerHumor.io

Someone put this terrifying gem in Slack this afternoon.
Programming
2 years ago 48.8K views 0 shares
Someone put this terrifying gem in Slack this afternoon. | slack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WORKED FiNE IN DEV OPS PROBLEM NOW

I Love This Interns Code
Programming
1 year ago 52.1K views 0 shares
iLoveThisInternsCode | code-memes, documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The documentation param Boolean noExport Is the export available The usage erCommon noExport "true" fi made with mematic Well yes, but actually no ProdrammerHumor.io

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The best solution be like...
Programming Microsoft
3 years ago 63.5K views 0 shares
The best solution be like... | microsoft-memes, IT-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The Corporate Mindset The best solution! It has all features! It's cost effective! It's not from Microsoft... imgfiip.com

Did you know that you use roughly 1 calorie per 3 million keystrokes? (0,0078 hamburgers for you Americans)
Programming
3 years ago 49.8K views 0 shares
Did you know that you use roughly 1 calorie per 3 million keystrokes? (0,0078 hamburgers for you Americans) | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content This is my first prototype of the code and by prototype I mean this is what's going into prod. I'm not making another one

Alone Debugging your code at 3 AM
Programming Debugging
4 years ago 68.2K views 0 shares
Alone Debugging your code at 3 AM | code-memes, debugging-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me 1 looked forward in time, I saw 14,000,605 futures. Also Me In how many of those does the program run successfully? One.

we all are, i think
Linux Databases Backend
3 years ago 68.3K views 0 shares
we all are, i think | sql-memes, network-memes, IT-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Supabase supabaseio Do you write SQL in uppercase or lowercase? Why do you prefer to do it that way? 11:50 PM 20 Apr 21 Buffer 1 Retweet 8 Likes 17 88 nooral network kd29598 5m Replying to supabaseio UPPERCASE, for some reason i am scared of writing SQL in lowercase 17 1

Where is the hacker
Programming
2 years ago 50.1K views 0 shares
Where is the hacker | hacker-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 'Officer, how did the hacker escape?" "Dunno, he just ransomware"

When Programming Languages Meet In The Wild
C++ Programming Python Debugging
5 months ago 267.2K views 0 shares
When Programming Languages Meet In The Wild
C++ and Python walk into a bar. C++ asks Python its name, then immediately regrets the question when it realizes they're both programming languages with logos. Python starts crashing with segmentation faults while C++ descends into memory address hell. In the end, all Python can say is... "Python!" Meanwhile, C++ is still trying to print a string through 19 layers of pointer dereferencing. Just another day in language compatibility theater.