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"App that utilizes AI to determine the time of day!!!"
Programming
3 years ago 51.4K views 0 shares
"App that utilizes AI to determine the time of day!!!" | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content FO The media in 2018 Later Is this ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE?

The Most Secure Migration
Databases Frontend Backend
1 year ago 66.0K views 0 shares
theMostSecureMigration | web-memes, website-memes, data-memes, password-memes, security-memes, email-memes, rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SUN IMPORTANT NOTICE: Dear Customer, Due to the website system upgrade, we have migrated your account information to the new system! In order to ensure the security of your account, we have reset all the login passwords, and the default password after reset is same as your email account. Please change the default password in time after logging in to prevent data loss. We apologize for the inconvenience caused! We hope you enjoy our new website experience, we would be grateful if you could send any feedback to estoreesun3d.com. If you have successfully logged into your account, please ignore this email. (Note: When logging in to your account,

Dunning Kruger Effect
Programming
1 year ago 113.4K views 0 shares
dunningKrugerEffect | programming-memes, program-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I know at least 10 languages! 34 34 I only know 3 programming languages I only know 3 programming languages 14 14 0.1 2 1 score 55 2 70 85 9546 100 115 130 0.1 145

Jokes aside, please link any Amazon product links that have saved your hands, because mine are in pain.
Programming
2 years ago 58.1K views 0 shares
Jokes aside, please link any Amazon product links that have saved your hands, because mine are in pain. | coding-memes, amazon-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me after a long day of coding and investing 0 in ergonomics ProgrammerHumor.

I'm conflicted now
Cloud
3 years ago 39.8K views 0 shares
I'm conflicted now | engineer-memes, data-memes, cloud-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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STOP WRITING C
Programming Backend
4 years ago 82.8K views 0 shares
STOP WRITING C | programming-memes, programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, assembly-memes, c-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content STOP WRITING C MEMORY WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE ACCESSED DIRECTLY YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet STILL CODE IS STILL WRITTEN with memory vulnerabilites Wanted to access memory directly anyway? We had a tool for that: It was called "SSEMBLY" "Yes please give me NULL of something. Please give me of it" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what C Programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all of the computers we built for them (These are REAL programs, written by REAL C Programmers): stevenelilith -1 s sudo V sudo; password for steven: D ???? 72227722922? ??????? They have played us for absolute fools

The Rhinoceros And The Butterfly: Choose Your Fighter
C++ Javascript Programming Frontend Backend
10 months ago 255.5K views 0 shares
The Rhinoceros And The Butterfly: Choose Your Fighter
When you realize that both JavaScript and C++ can be represented as either a massive rhinoceros or a delicate butterfly depending on which parts you actually use. The "Good Parts" books are basically saying "Here's how to avoid getting impaled by the language you're forced to use at work." Honestly, the fact that both languages need books specifically to identify their non-terrible features is the most savage burn in computer science history.

Run It Again Maybe It Works
Debugging Programming Testing
3 months ago 257.1K views 0 shares
Run It Again Maybe It Works
The universal debugging technique that absolutely nobody admits to using. Running the same broken code repeatedly without changes is like checking if the refrigerator magically filled with food since you last looked 5 minutes ago. It's the programming equivalent of pushing a door marked "pull" and then pushing harder when it doesn't open. The best part? That one time it actually worked because of some cosmic timing glitch, thus reinforcing this completely irrational behavior for the rest of your career.

does my buggy beta mess of a cookie taste good
Debugging
1 year ago 35.8K views 0 shares
does my buggy beta mess of a cookie taste good | bug-memes, cookie-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PLAGING COOKIES ON USERS TO TRACK ALL THEIR ACTIVITY AND SELL THEIR DATI CORPORATIONS ME MAKING A COOKIE TO REMEMBEI IF THE USER USES LIGHT OR DARK

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Unpopular Opinion But Ihate Meson
Programming
2 years ago 65.1K views 0 shares
unpopularOpinionButIHateMeson | bash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Every Large Project's Build System CMake BSD Make Meson Python GNU Make A Bash Script From 1997 Autotools

I'm that one weirdo in the house...
Python
1 year ago 51.3K views 0 shares
I'm that one weirdo in the house... | ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Do you have any history of mentally ill in your family? No lim the first progiammer in my family ProdrammerHumor.io

Web Scale But At What Cost
Cloud Webdev Devops Kubernetes Docker
12 months ago 341.0K views 0 shares
Web Scale But At What Cost
Startup founders building their tech stack like they're preparing for a billion users on day one! 😂 That architecture diagram is the definition of premature optimization - 47 microservices, 23 databases, and enough Kubernetes clusters to host Netflix... all to serve exactly ZERO users. Classic case of "we might need this someday" syndrome while the actual product hasn't even launched! The irony of spending months architecting for theoretical scale when what you really need is your first customer. Talk about putting the cart before 500 horses!