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Content Life of programmer Birth I don't know why this code isn't working! don't know why this code is working! Death

Clever

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Same Thing Different Timelines

Programming Webdev Javascript

9 days ago 261.3K views 0 shares

Crypto Bros and Vibe Coders finally found common ground: they both excel at making computers work really hard to produce absolutely nothing of value. One group burns enough electricity to power a small nation to mint JPEGs of apes, while the other ships half-baked apps held together with duct tape and vibes. The real poetry here is that both camps think they're revolutionizing technology. Crypto Bros believe they're disrupting finance while their blockchain takes 10 minutes to process a transaction. Vibe Coders think "it works on my machine" is a valid deployment strategy and that TypeScript is just a suggestion. At least they're united in their ability to make senior engineers weep into their coffee.

low effort but good

Programming

3 years ago 71.9K views 0 shares

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Content WHEN YOU ARE CONSTANTLY BEING INTERRUPTED WHILE programming u Polibiux ProarammerHumor.io

"Come see its working" ❤️

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2 years ago 30.5K views 0 shares

"Come see its working" ❤️ | machine-memes, rds-memes, mac-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Write a love story... in exactly 4 words. Mark Zuckerberg and 25K others 03 25K Q173K Most Relevant y Works on my machine.

Competence Development Advisory Youre Welcome

Javascript

1 year ago 96.2K views 0 shares

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Content admit having skill issues publicly express anger and resentment at specific technologies

The Password Reset Nightmare

Security Webdev Programming Frontend

9 months ago 261.7K views 0 shares

THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of password systems! First, they have the NERVE to tell you your password is wrong THREE TIMES IN A ROW. Then, when you're finally ready to throw your device into the nearest volcano, they force you to reset it. BUT WAIT! The final betrayal - "New password can't be old password." EXCUSE ME?! I literally just spent 20 minutes remembering that password, and now you're telling me I can't use it?! Shrek's face perfectly captures that moment of pure, unadulterated rage when the system basically says "I know exactly what your old password is, I just won't accept it." The digital equivalent of someone holding your keys above your head while you jump for them! 😤

I Just Wanted To Change A Button Color

Javascript Webdev React Programming Frontend

10 days ago 335.9K views 1 shares

You start your day thinking "I'll just tweak this button color real quick." Two hours later, you've somehow installed 47 dependencies, each one pulling in 200 more of its "friends," and your node_modules folder has achieved sentience and is now larger than the entire Windows operating system. That one "lightweight" color picker library? Yeah, it needed React, three different date formatters, and something called "left-pad-2-electric-boogaloo." Your project went from 50MB to 850MB, your build time tripled, and you're pretty sure one of those packages is just someone's cryptocurrency miner. But hey, the button is now #3B82F6 instead of #2563EB, so totally worth burning down the entire city for it.

Know The Difference: Hobby vs Production

Programming Devops Debugging Testing

10 months ago 215.3K views 0 shares

Know The Difference: Hobby vs Production

The transition from hobby project to production code is like going from innocent Harry Potter to John Wick with dual pistols. When it's just your personal project, you're casually waving your wand around, casting console.log() spells and committing directly to main. But push that same code to production? Suddenly you're in a high-stakes shootout with real users, mysterious bugs appearing from nowhere, and that one edge case you never considered currently bringing down the entire system. The carefree magic is replaced with combat-ready paranoia and a desperate need for proper error handling. Your cute little sorting algorithm is now responsible for someone's financial transactions and it's terrifying.

Before They Were Books

StackOverflow Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend

9 months ago 203.0K views 0 shares

Remember the dark ages of programming? Two devs claim they've time-traveled, but when asked "when?" they decide to ask someone nearby for help. The punchline hits when they ask how to center a div (the eternal CSS nightmare) and get told to "look it up in the CSS manual." The final panel reveals this happened "before ChatGPT and StackOverflow" - back when we had to read actual documentation instead of copy-pasting solutions. Truly barbaric times. Some say senior devs still have nightmares about physical reference books.

No Social Life, Just Pull Requests

Programming Devops Git

6 months ago 233.5K views 0 shares

The sacred midnight ritual of contributing to open source projects waits for no social life. That guy isn't antisocial—he's just got 47 GitHub issues assigned to him and a maintainer breathing down his neck about that PR he promised "by end of week." The irony is he's probably fixing something that only three people in the world will ever use, but damn if it won't feel good when that merge request gets approved.

this is thoughtful

Programming Frontend

4 years ago 67.1K views 0 shares

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Content Olivier gloupin log (g) d log(e) 09:29 28.07.21 Twitter Web App 8.823 Retweets 667 Quote Tweets 50,9K Likes

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