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Dang, some people really don't know how it be
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3 years ago 59.8K views 0 shares
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Content By Mark Johanson 1st August 2021 Some companies are asking candidates to attend multiple interviews. But too many rounds could be a red flag - and even drive candidates away. Software Engineers: First time?

Bug Reports Are Just Love Letters From QA
Testing Agile Programming Debugging
3 months ago 269.7K views 1 shares
Bug Reports Are Just Love Letters From QA
The eternal dance between developers and QA summed up in one perfect shot. When your code is your baby, every bug report feels like someone calling your child ugly. But deep down, we know those QA folks are just trying to save us from ourselves before production catches fire. They meticulously document every edge case we "forgot" to test because we were too busy implementing that cool new feature nobody asked for. The relationship might be complicated, but without those love letters, we'd all be updating our resumes after the first deployment.

Ieee754float64numbers Are Fine
Programming
1 year ago 57.7K views 0 shares
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Content 9,007,199,254,740,992.0 9,007,199,254,740,993.0 Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. Double Precision IEEE 754 They're the same picture.

The Meme Is Now The Standard
Programming
2 years ago 52.2K views 0 shares
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Content IT'S THE CLOUD FOR YOUR CLOUD it's the cloud For your cloud

Just because I will have an exam on monday
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4 years ago 50.6K views 0 shares
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Content I LovE HONEY! BuT You know what I DON'T Love? SQL

Two Different Execution Modes
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4 months ago 256.6K views 0 shares
Two Different Execution Modes
Oh. My. GOD! The ABSOLUTE TRANSFORMATION when you go from peasant "Run" to the DIVINE ELEGANCE of "Run as administrator"! 💅 Left side: Your code running with basic user permissions, barely dressed, holding a basketball like some COMMONER who can't access system files. Right side: The SAME EXACT CODE but with a blue shield icon that magically grants it a CUSTOM-TAILORED SUIT, executive powers, and the ability to wreak HAVOC on your entire system! Because nothing says "trust me with your computer's soul" like a navy pinstripe!

I Am The Director
Git Devops Agile Programming
8 months ago 196.3K views 0 shares
I Am The Director
Ah, the classic one-person development team. James Pearce here is playing 4D chess with version control - creating the PR, assigning himself as the reviewer, approving his own work, and then merging it. Who needs code reviews when you're both judge and jury? This is basically the corporate equivalent of marking your own homework, except somehow it's completely acceptable in certain "agile" environments. The circle of trust is just... a dot.

The Sacred Trinity Of IT Troubleshooting
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2 months ago 253.1K views 0 shares
The Sacred Trinity Of IT Troubleshooting
The sacred trinity of IT troubleshooting, visualized with scientific precision. Roughly 70% of problems magically resolve with the ancient ritual of "turning it off and on again." Another 15% require the advanced technique of typing error messages into Google and nodding thoughtfully at Stack Overflow posts. The remaining 15%? Just walk into the room and watch users suddenly exclaim "Oh wait, it's working now!" Nothing fixes technology faster than the quantum observer effect of someone who looks like they know what they're doing.

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Security? Just Vibe It Away!
Security Programming Debugging Databases
9 months ago 221.3K views 0 shares
Security? Just Vibe It Away!
The classic security vs. speed dilemma, now with extra "vibe" energy! This senior engineer discovered that permission checks were blocking users, so the galaxy brain solution? Just nuke the entire security layer! Nothing says "ship it fast" like making your database rules "more permissive for now" (narrator: it stayed that way forever). The -7 deletions in the commit diff are probably all those pesky security checks that were just cramping everyone's style. Who needs data protection when you've got vibes ?

tbh this was me at the beginning
Programming
4 years ago 52.6K views 0 shares
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Content pis Degree ?? NO Math ONLY CS

The LinkedIn Tech Stack Pokédex Challenge
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8 months ago 333.6K views 0 shares
The LinkedIn Tech Stack Pokédex Challenge
The ultimate tech resume flex: listing every framework, library, and tool you've ever glanced at for 0.5 seconds. That massive word salad of technologies—from Python to TensorFlow to "purrr"—is peak developer peacocking. The punchline is genius though. Asking recruiters to identify which ones are Pokémon is the perfect trap since several of these actually sound like Pokémon names (looking at you, "sparklyR" and "vulpix"—and yes, Vulpix is actually a fire-type Pokémon). It's the perfect litmus test for technical recruiters who claim to understand what you do but can't tell a data visualization library from something that shoots thunderbolts.

Am I Doing It Wrong
Programming Algorithms Javascript Python Java
8 months ago 268.4K views 0 shares
Am I Doing It Wrong
When your professor spent 45 minutes explaining Big O notation and tree traversal algorithms, but you're over here just jamming everything into a HashMap because key-value go brrr. Sure, there are 57 other data structures specifically designed for your exact problem, but why waste time being elegant when you can waste memory being lazy?