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Lol! Developer got no chill!

Lol! Developer got no chill! | developer-memes, version-memes, data-memes, database-memes, function-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, open source-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Safari File Edit VIEw Histor Bookmarks window Help marketplace.visualstudio.com D .. Database Client Weijan Chen I 1,05,974 installs (46) Free install Trouble Installing? L Overview Version History Q A Rating Review D Dovchik I 25-05-2022 Nice too betore an uneypected pavwall. Nothing wrong with paying for an extension, but not when it's free and at one moment it becomes paywalled Weijan Chen 26-05-2022 The death of many open source projects is that there are too many people like you who think the authors should serve you unconditionally! 25-05-2022 Thank for your service when it was free. Since it's no longer free, I uninstalled. No one forced vou to develon for tree at the first lace. You shouldn't use a tree extension's renutation to promote vour naid one. You .Just Want To Make Money. I guess you can do whatever you want with it, good luck with your paid tier plan, take one star as a goodbye gift. Weijan Chen 25-05-2022 I have made it clear in the readme that this extension needs to be paid, I don't welcome selfish people like you, you better get out of the way. WY Winson Yeap 23-05-2022 Started off as a great tool (I'd even give it 5 stars), but now the developer has turned greedy and limited almost all bare functionalities to the paid, premium version only. Previously the developer claims that he charged premium due to people complaining about the functionalities, but now it's clear that he's doing It only for the money and greed. Strongly discourage anyone to consider using this tool as you never know when the developer would start limiting any previously available functionalities. I'd rather stick to other onen source tools like cheaver Weijan Chen Pa You really should uninstall it, you just want someone to work for you forever for free, fuck off. However you didn't give 5 points, only when this extension doesn't meet your liking, you give the author a piece of shit. 30

Our Blessed C

Our Blessed C
C programmers defending their language like it's a holy crusade. On one side, you've got the "enlightened" C developers praising their blessed C26 standard, their glorious defer , their great _Generic , the noble true/false keywords (only took 50 years!), and their heroic nullptr . On the other side? The "barbarous" C89 heathens with their wicked goto , primitive void* , backward 1/0 for booleans, and brutish NULL . It's the eternal civil war within the C community. Modern C devs act like they're using a completely different language because they finally got basic features that literally every other language has had since the Stone Age. Meanwhile, the old guard is still writing typedef struct everywhere and using goto cleanup; without shame. Fun fact: C26 is the first standard to add defer , which is basically C admitting that Golang and Zig were onto something. Better late than never, I guess.

Yes, they need 1 TB of memory to properly function

Yes, they need 1 TB of memory to properly function | function-memes, perl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Excellent question

Excellent question | excel-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content My PC: Autosaves a file Me: Nice, but where did the file save? My PC: Good guestion.

Python 2.7

Python 2.7 | python-memes, python 2.7-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content BOO! BOO! B00! !!! PYTHON 2.7

World's Best Developer Mug, Best Developer Ever, 11-Ounce White

World's Best Developer Mug, Best Developer Ever, 11-Ounce White
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Its Good To Be Lucky Sometimes

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Content Deploy to PROD on Fridav TEXT PENNSYLVANIA TO 88022 TRUMP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAINI 2024 t.medev meme

Every Project Manager Ever

everyProjectManagerEver | manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Daniel Vassallo dvassallo Nine women can make a baby in one month

Alas The Solution To Allinterview Questions

alasTheSolutionToAllinterviewQuestions | data-memes, algorithm-memes, algorithms-memes, mac-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Quantamagazine ALGORITHMS Scientists Find Optimal Balance of Data Storage and Time By STEVE NADIS February 8, 2024 Seventy ears after the invention of a data structure called a hash table, theoreticians have found the most efficient possible configuration for it.

Razorsucks

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Content VISUAL STUDIO HITME VISUAL STUDIO Cr RAZOR FILES ngflip.com

Priorities In Programming

Priorities In Programming
Spend 4 hours writing actual code? Nah. Spend half the morning arguing whether it should be userData , user_data , or just data ? Now we're talking! Nothing derails a productive coding session quite like a heated variable naming debate. The real programming happens in Slack threads and pull request comments where we pretend our naming conventions will somehow make the difference between project success and catastrophic failure. Meanwhile, the actual feature remains unimplemented and the deadline inches closer...

I think not...

I think not... | javascript-memes, java-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Planet Deaths 120,315,672,896 Has JavaScript NO NO YES NO NO 9 9 2 NO COINCIDENCE?

S300 - Mini-ITX PC Gaming Case - Front I/O USB 3.0 Type - C Port - SFX Power Supply 100-130mm - Cable Management System - luminum Mini-ITX Motherboard Small Portable PC Case (PCIe 3.0 16X Riser Cable)

S300 - Mini-ITX PC Gaming Case - Front I/O USB 3.0 Type - C Port - SFX Power Supply 100-130mm - Cable Management System - luminum Mini-ITX Motherboard Small Portable PC Case (PCIe 3.0 16X Riser Cable)
Note: Please in advance set the PCIE speed of the motherboard BIOS to GEN3 for using with 3.0 graphics card extension line, or the computer will not work. · Size: 12.2 x 5.3 x 7.6 in, 8.1L Portable H…