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I don't even know who you are
Programming
4 years ago 91.4K views 0 shares
I don't even know who you are | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content my folder: Downloads me: cd downloads Linux : I've never met this man in my life.

The CS Education Difficulty Curve
Programming Debugging Testing
1 year ago 264.1K views 0 shares
The CS Education Difficulty Curve
The classic education bait-and-switch in three acts: First panel: An automatic transmission. "Here's a nice, simple abstraction with a few options. Just put it in drive and go!" Second panel: A manual transmission with extra steps. "Now go home and figure out how to drive stick while also doing donuts in a parking lot." Third panel: A literal spacecraft cockpit. "For your final exam, please land this Apollo module on the moon with half the fuel and a critical systems failure. You have 90 minutes. No pressure." Computer science degrees should come with trauma counseling.

The software we need but we don't deserve
Databases Frontend
2 years ago 89.3K views 1 shares
The software we need but we don't deserve | css-memes, software-memes, hacker-memes, data-memes, database-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content til Dixie Normous Gredit Card Security is your credit card number in a hacker's database? You can easily find out now! All you need to do is enter its information here and we will scan thousands of hacker databases to see if any they have match yours. Credit Card Number Expiration Date: Your Zip Code: SCAN DATABASE it Divie Normous Credit Card Security m Scanning databases Now scanning database 1343 of 3728. 0 matches found Success Yoor card number did not show up in any of the hacker's databases OX

My mom says i do data entry
Databases Backend
4 years ago 82.4K views 0 shares
My mom says i do data entry | developer-memes, software-memes, code-memes, software developer-memes, try-memes, random-memes, data-memes, perl-memes, rds-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Omar Hernandez 3rd Software Developer 18h 4 Follow My mother had a look at my code today and said: "So, your job is about writing text using random English words and symbols in fancy colors? I do not know why you get so well paid for that. That text is not even properly aligned to the left." She would be a very good code reviewer. CEO 5,697 91 comments 49 shares

.Cat Div Finally Responsive
Frontend Webdev Programming
1 year ago 409.3K views 1 shares
.Cat Div Finally Responsive
When your CSS finally works and the cat fits purr fectly in the container! That beautiful moment when width: 100% and height: 100% actually do what you want instead of causing overflow chaos. The cat is now fully responsive and contained - unlike most of my elements that either escape their boxes or collapse into weird shapes. No media queries needed for this feline layout! Fun fact: Cats naturally follow the box model better than most browsers. If it fits, they sits - no margin or padding calculations required.

The Fourth Most Popular Ide
Python StackOverflow Linux
2 years ago 257.1K views 0 shares
theFourthMostPopularIDE | developer-memes, code-memes, development-memes, vim-memes, stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, visual studio-memes, overflow-memes, pycharm-memes, ide-memes, notepad++-memes, notepad-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Integrated development environment Visual Studio Code remains the preferred IDE across all developers. PyCharm is used more by people learning to code (26 vs 16) while Vim is used more by Professional Developers (24 vs 16). Source: Stack Overflow Developer Survey 2022 All Respondents Professional Developers Learning to Code 71,010 responses Visual Studio Code Visual Studio IntelliJ Notepad Vim 74.48 32.15 27.97 27.71 23.34 Which IDEs did you use regularly over the past year will you be using in the coming year?

P E N C I L
Programming
4 years ago 99.5K views 2 shares
P.E.N.C.I.L | computer-memes, try-memes, data-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Computer Problems? NO PROBLEM! Use this manual data entry device. P.E.N.C.IL. Personal Emergency Non-Computerized Information Lifesaver ENTER DELETE

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Nightmare for any backed guy
Programming
4 years ago 93.9K views 0 shares
Nightmare for any backed guy | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Learn to make a website Add the CSS Add the HTML Aod the as

We'll give him an A for effort
Python Backend
3 years ago 87.8K views 0 shares
We'll give him an A for effort | python-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content A DUMB PYTHON JOKE BY NEURALNINE Why does Python live on land? Because it's above C-level.

Pls Review Merge This Small Pr
Programming
2 years ago 99.0K views 0 shares
plsReviewMergeThisSmallPr | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me Senior engineer My PR E Files changed 741 99910 - 44033 Senior engineer My PR Senior engineer

Also Git
Linux Devops Git Bash Docker
1 year ago 494.7K views 0 shares
Also Git
Jumping into DevOps without Linux fundamentals is like trying to swallow those giant horse pills without water. Trust me, I've watched countless "Docker experts" crash and burn because they couldn't troubleshoot a basic shell script. The title "Also Git" is perfect - because Git is another one of those deceptively simple tools that will absolutely wreck your week when something goes wrong. Nothing quite like the cold sweat of a botched rebase on production code at 2AM. Been there, broken that.

Working branches are as useless as unit tests.
Programming Testing
5 years ago 125.0K views 0 shares
Working branches are as useless as unit tests. | test-memes, unit test-memes, tests-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content My boss thanking me for fixing the bugs in production Me reverting my last commit