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AI will take over the world
Programming
2 years ago 86.0K views 0 shares
AI will take over the world | ProgrammerHumor.io
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When Your Solution Is Technically Correct But Socially Wrong
Windows Programming
5 months ago 231.8K views 0 shares
When Your Solution Is Technically Correct But Socially Wrong
You know you're dealing with a programmer when someone suggests "install windows" as a solution to overheating and they get YEETED out the window faster than a rejected pull request. Everyone else is playing it safe with "air conditioners" and "fans" like reasonable human beings, but this absolute legend went full literal-interpretation mode. The office is hot? Just install some WINDOWS. You know, those glass things in walls that let air in? Revolutionary thinking, really. The boss's face says it all: "I asked for practical solutions, not dad jokes from a systems administrator." But hey, the solution WOULD work. It's just that nobody appreciates genius when it involves defenestration and a complete misunderstanding of context. Classic programmer move: solving the wrong problem with perfect logic.

some IT Companies in a nutshell
Backend
3 years ago 18.3K views 0 shares
some IT Companies in a nutshell | programmer-memes, program-memes, api-memes, shell-memes, IT-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How can you make programmers stay in your company? A ping-pong table. Additional responsibilities X A raise in pay. Incorrect. Often when an employee leaves, it's not about the money. A good exit interview can help determine the real causes of employee discontent.

When Your Code Review Is Actually A Career Opportunity
Java Algorithms Programming Debugging
1 year ago 249.4K views 0 shares
When Your Code Review Is Actually A Career Opportunity
Someone's complaining about camelCase while writing a function that could be replaced with return number % 2 == 0 . The irony is thicker than the stack of unnecessary if statements. This is what happens when you optimize for LinkedIn engagement instead of code efficiency. Must be nice having that much time between standup meetings.

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I Still Don't Know My Operator Precedence
Programming Algorithms Math
4 months ago 338.8K views 0 shares
I Still Don't Know My Operator Precedence
When you're staring at an expression like a + b * c / d - e and your brain just... nopes out. Sure, you COULD memorize the operator precedence table like some kind of mathematical wizard, OR you could just throw parentheses at everything like you're building a fortress of clarity. The calculator might know its order of operations, but do you trust it? ABSOLUTELY NOT. Better slap those parentheses around every single operation just to be safe. Is it elegant? No. Does it work? Also questionable. But at least you know EXACTLY what's happening, even if your code looks like it's wearing braces on its teeth. Pro tip: PEMDAS is great until you realize programming languages have like 47 different operator precedence levels and bitwise operators lurking in the shadows.

This has to be a joke right?
Linux Databases Backend
3 years ago 99.2K views 0 shares
This has to be a joke right? | developer-memes, loc-memes, date-memes, cli-memes, recruit-memes, rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content have a job that I think lines up well with your resume. It's new, so they don't have many candidates yet. Check out the description and hit "1-Click Apply" if you like what you see. Application Developer - The Phoenix Group - New York, NY 17,500 to 18,750 Annually Mainly remote but must be local to NYC Job Description: Desired Skills Qualifications: Ability to multi-task in a fast-paced environment. Able to work independently and within a...... View Details 1-Click Apply. (Is this job a good match? If not, please let us know so we can improve our results.) Regards, Phil - Job Seeker Advocate ZipRecruiter' ZipRecruiter, Inc. 604 Arizona Ave., Santa Monica, CA 90401, USA

R I P
Programming
4 years ago 64.4K views 0 shares
R.I.P | computer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Thank you doctor. You did your best Any doctor here? I'm a doctor! Whats going on? A heart atack! I'm a doctor of Computer Science! He is going to die!!! OldMan.setHealth ("100");

Your avengers tower is deployed sir
Programming Linux
4 years ago 115.4K views 0 shares
Your avengers tower is deployed sir | cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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error message strategy
Debugging Testing
3 years ago 63.0K views 0 shares
error message strategy | google-memes, error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ignore error message google error message read and understand error message ungflip.com

Does grid ever helps, though
Frontend
3 years ago 21.9K views 0 shares
Does grid ever helps, though | developer-memes, css-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content henry desroches desro 3h V web Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight? Dad: nudging me that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a CSS developer to help, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Go and see if "display: grid;" helps

holy shit
Databases Backend
2 years ago 53.1K views 1 shares
holy shit | password-memes, list-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Q -I didn't get my monthly password reminder. What's wrong? A - We turned off password reminders. They seem to cause us to have spam blacklist problems (some ISPs think we are spammers sending out so much mail at one time) and some users were confused about getting plain text passwords via e-mail. If you need to make changes to your subscription and you don't know your password, it is easy to ask for the password to be sent. At the bottom of the List Options page, there are instructions for getting a password reminder via e-mail.

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Same but different
Testing
2 years ago 30.8K views 0 shares
Same but different | test-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Test accounts in my pet project be like