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Work In Sandbox While In Sandbox

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Why is this still a thing?!

Why is this still a thing?! | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SOCIETY IF MICROSOFT EXCEL COULD PROPERLY DEAL WITH UTF 8 CSV FILES

It's So Real: The Developer's Sleep Paralysis

It's So Real: The Developer's Sleep Paralysis
Normal people sleep peacefully while programmers lie awake, staring into the void, haunted by that one bug they can't fix, the looming tech layoffs, existential AI career threats, and the crushing obligation to learn yet another JavaScript framework that'll be obsolete before they finish the tutorial. Sleep is just a luxury reserved for those who don't know what a dependency tree is.

Which Side Are You On: The Terminal Gang War

Which Side Are You On: The Terminal Gang War
Ah, the eternal gang war of the command line. On the red side, we have the cat /file | grep pattern crew—unnecessarily piping a file into grep like they're getting paid by the character. On the blue side, the enlightened grep pattern /file purists who skip the middleman. It's basically the command-line equivalent of taking a taxi to walk across the street. Sure, both get the job done, but one makes efficiency nerds twitch uncontrollably. The real gangsters use grep -r pattern . and don't even specify files. Absolute chaos.

Ugh, I'm stuck

Ugh, I'm stuck | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MAN, I SUCK AT THIS GAME. CAN YOU GIVE ME A FEW POINTERS? 0x3A28213A 06339392C, 07363682E I HATE YOU,

Same Same But Different

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Meh

meh | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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I don't get it

I don't get it | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content mov rax, rbx add rax, rc: HELLO IT'S ME THE KEYBOARD I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE F ig FALSERNEES COM 201 6

The Brits know that arrays start at 0.

The Brits know that arrays start at 0. | array-memes, arrays-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Know the difference American English British English Fourth floor - Third floor -) Second floor - First floor -) - Third floor - Second floor - First floor - Ground floor

Ooh, no - I've been studying the wrong thing this whole time!

Ooh, no - I've been studying the wrong thing this whole time! | javascript-memes, java-memes, development-memes, aws-memes, typescript-memes, azure-memes, api-memes, microsoft-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Skills You have 6 out of the 10 preferred skills Data Integrity sOL TypeScript JavaScript Architecture Microservices American Welding Society (AWS) API Development Microsoft Azure Relationship Building

Modern Hiring Practices for Developers | A Tale of Two Candidates

Modern Hiring Practices for Developers | A Tale of Two Candidates | coding-memes, developer-memes, php-memes, python-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, android-memes, unix-memes, server-memes, c++-memes, jquery-memes, mysql-memes, react-memes, sql-memes, asp.net-memes, .net-memes, sql server-memes, swift-memes, django-memes, angular-memes, spring-memes, laravel-memes, windows-memes, mongodb-memes, bash-memes, macos-memes, scala-memes, matlab-memes, api-memes, apache-memes, sqlite-memes, linq-memes, express-memes, symfony-memes, date-memes, kotlin-memes, oop-memes, spring mvc-memes, ubuntu-memes, delphi-memes, flask-memes, mongo-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, vue-memes, meteor-memes, query-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, bot-memes, zend-memes, framework-memes, feature-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content It savs here that vou have 18 vears of exerience and have fantastic references, and that you have designed and develobed four rulv reatured broiects that were successfully deployed and generated tens of millions of dollars, you have lead multiple teams, and that you have extensive experience in everything we are looking for - except I don't see React.js here. Have you ever used React? Only for personal projects. It's really just a simple Ul tramework and I am very familiar with it thoug Go fuck yourself! You don't have any professional experience, but it looks like you went to a 3-month coding boot camp. Did they cover React.js? You're hired! Oh veah. I've heard that word before! After that boot camp now I can say I'm an expert in React, C, C, Delphi, Diango, Rust, MongoDB, MS SQL Server, Flask, Express.is, Vue.js, Laravel, Angular, Web2Py, FastAPI, Meteor, Bottle, JQuery, Angular, Symfony, Svelte, Jam.py, ASP.NET, Apache, Sails, spring MVC, Zend, YI, Cake, Moo, Python, Kotlin, R. PHP, Go, Swift, VB, MATLAB, Scheme, Racket, Cloiure, Lisp, COBOL, Alice, AWK, Bash, Clean, Cecil, CoffeeScript, Cybil, Kodu, Ladder, Logtalk, JADE, J, Maude, LINQ, Modula, Octave, Orwell, Nemerie, Zeno, X10, WebASM, Umple, TAL, TCL, Scala, Sed, Strand, SBL, Turing, ROOP, QPL, PROMAL, Orc, Oriel, Nu, NPL, MVstic, Mutan, Mercury, Mesa, MOO, ASM, PostaressOL MySQL, SQLite, InterBase, Advantage, Ingres, Raima, FileMakerPro, Access, H2, Firebird, Windows, Unix, Android, macos, Linux, Centos, Ubuntu, OpenS ProDOS, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph. COCKSOFT INC. Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

I Can Do The Math (But AI Can Do It For Me)

I Can Do The Math (But AI Can Do It For Me)
The AUDACITY of this code! Instead of just adding two variables like a normal human being (a + b = 8, duh!), this developer is summoning the almighty ChatGPT to perform basic arithmetic! 💀 We've gone from "Let me Google that for you" to "Let me ask an AI to add 5+3" and honestly I'm having an existential crisis about the future of programming. Next thing you know, we'll be using quantum supercomputers to calculate tip percentages at restaurants! The saddest part? This is probably faster than some of my teammates' code reviews. 🙃