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Failing as consistently as your flaky tests

Why are you running??

Why are you running?? | manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you open the task manager Why are you running?

404

404 | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content VPN SSH UDP P2P MULTICAST BROADCAST Prodrammerumor.io

Premature Optimisation By Compiler

prematureOptimisationByCompiler | compiler-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DON'T SHOOT, I'M A C DEV EXPLAINSTO-VECTOR-BOOIS SHOOT

Factorial & Comparison

Factorial & Comparison | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Mathematicians Programmers 0!1

Luckily it was just a dream

Luckily it was just a dream | python-memes, c++-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When Python finishes a task before Ct Confused screaming

I knew it all along.

I knew it all along. | code-memes, git-memes, github-memes, dictionary-memes, search-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Dictionary Search for a word open-source aup(a)n so:s adjective cOMPUTINg when a company or organization can't afford GitHub Premium and brag about the code being freely available to use Translations, word origin and more definitions Feedback

Perfect Situation

perfectSituation | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WRITES UNMAINTAINABLE CODE LEAVES COMPANY

The road to madness is paved with well intended errors

The road to madness is paved with well intended errors | errors-memes, error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content API calls to an HTTPS service HTTP domains Mixed Content: This request has been blocked, the content must be served over HIPS domains

Truly depressing

Truly depressing | css-memes, web-memes, google-memes, image-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You Search Images Maps Play YouTube Gmail Drive More Google How to vertically center in css Web Images Videos News Shopping Maps Books About 82,734,000 results (0,72 seconds) Did you mean: Suicide Prevention Hotline

Best way to handle any exception

Best way to handle any exception | stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, try-memes, catch-memes, loc-memes, http-memes, search-memes, overflow-memes, exception-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Best way to handle any exception try something catch(e) window.location.href "http:stackoverflow.comsearch?qis " e.message; ?

I know, what I implied.

I know, what I implied. | programmer-memes, program-memes, object-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "Stop objectifying women" Me, a programmer and a piece of shit: Women It's too poorly made to get reposted.

Is Leap Year

Is Leap Year
Why bother with those pesky divisibility rules for 4, 100, and 400 when you can just flip a coin? This function has a 75% accuracy rate, which honestly might be better than some production code I've seen. The beauty here is that it's technically statistically sound since roughly 1 in 4 years is a leap year. Ship it and blame any bugs on "quantum uncertainty" or "probabilistic computing paradigms."