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So don’t get more than 4 years experience

So don’t get more than 4 years experience | developer-memes, software-memes, software developer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Software Developer 4 Years Experience 68,000 49k Software Developer 5 Years Experience 55,000 549k 75k 75k

Ah yes, I will add space so that I can remove it if I run out if space

Ah yes, I will add space so that I can remove it if I run out if space | server-memes, perl-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, space-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ZeroEcks ZeroEckscuties.cloud 0 2tim a fun trick I once learnt. If you are worried at some point that you will ever run out of hard drive space on a server (which would cause everything to come to a sudden grinding halt) Add ballast! I add a 20gb file on the root of the hard drive, I can then delete this in an emergency to buy myself enough time to sit down properly and fix it. sysadmin name: Create ballast community. general. filesi; path: ballast size: 20GB 17 34

The new type of SQL injection

The new type of SQL injection | web-memes, password-memes, sql-memes, csv-memes, IT-memes, credentials-memes, twitter-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content vx-underground vxunderground Insert commas into your password so when your credentials are dumped into a CSV it breaks it 10:28 am 06 Oct 22 Twitter Web App

My bathroom is pretty active on Github.

My bathroom is pretty active on Github. | git-memes, github-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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While and do…while

While and do…while | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content while (not edgel ( runt! do I runil. I while (not edge).

My Code'S Motto: 'We'Ll Fix It In Production.

My Code'S Motto: 'We'Ll Fix It In Production.
Content Matt Today at 4:16 AM just test in prod kitty Today at 4:16 AM yeah we have a team of testers they're called users

Sun Our Savior

sunOurSavior | search-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CIRCLE OF AI LIFE MONKEYUSER.COM HUMANITY RESEARCHES AI HUMANITY PERFECTS Al AI PERFECTS ITSELF AI ENSLAVES HUMANITY SOLAR FLARE DISABLES AI iq.opengenus.org HUMANITY WORSHIPS SUN GOD

ETA of the ETA

ETA of the ETA | twitter-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SO WHAT'S THE E.T.A FOR THIS PROJECT THAT I JUST DESCRIBED TO YOU? 1 WEEK. ( workchronicles.com LET'S TARGET 0.5 WEEKS. ACTUALLY. I MEANT I'LL SHARE THE E.T.A AFTER 1 WEEK. ( Hello. I make comics about work. Join rworkchronicles or follow on InstagramTwitterFB Work Chronicles workchronicles.com

I probably should've stayed neutral with this one

I probably should've stayed neutral with this one | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I GOT MY FIRST CONTROVERSIAL POST DID YOU SAY THE N WORD? Tabs are better than spaces DUDE... SAYING THE N WORD WOULDVE BEEN LESS CONTROVERSIAL SRGRATO

The Ultimate Developer Nightmare

The Ultimate Developer Nightmare
The only thing scarier than a merge conflict at 4:59 PM on Friday? The WordPress logo appearing in your project requirements. That blue "W" has sent more senior devs running for the hills than any code review. It's the universal signal that you're about to spend the next three months fighting with someone else's janky plugins and questioning every life choice that led you to this moment. The brave facade crumbles instantly when faced with the cosmic horror of inheriting a five-year-old WordPress site with 37 abandoned plugins and a custom theme coded by an "SEO expert."

The Most Important Issue

The Most Important Issue
When your dating life is so broken you file it as a GitHub issue. Classic developer move—thinking social interactions can be debugged with a pull request. "Women's profiles don't answer when I text them. Please fix this problem." Yeah buddy, that's definitely a code issue and not the fact that your opening line was probably "Hello World" followed by a request for her SQL. The best part? It's issue #412—meaning there were 411 previous complaints about the same "bug." Maybe try catching some social skills instead of exceptions.

Are ya coding son?

Are ya coding son? | coding-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Tweet YandereDev YandereDev God I wish there was an easier way to do this 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 private bool IsEven(int number)( if (number 1) return false; else if (number 2) return true; else if (number 3) return false; else if (number 4) return true; else if (number 5) return false: else if (number 6) return true; else if (number 7) return false; else if (number 8) return true; else if (number 9) return false; else if (number 16) return true; else if (number 11) return false: else if (number 12) return true; else if (number 13) return false; else tf (number a 14) return trues else if (number 15) return false else if (number 16) return true; else if (number 17) return false: private bool isEven (int number) if (number2 0) return true; else ( return false;