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Please Help Me
Programming
1 year ago 61.6K views 0 shares
pleaseHelpMe | coding-memes, variables-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IT'S FUN, BUT I'M KINDA STUCK ON THIS PART WHICH PART? 8 765 How's the progress? you been coding all day Avoid Single Letter Nate let let cra - no clue what this Avold Abbrevtations let cat cat or catconry Avala moaningloss Maos Bore are Choosing names for variables LVL2 FROG

Your Password Complexity Is: Nonexistent
Security Networking
3 months ago 213.6K views 0 shares
Your Password Complexity Is: Nonexistent
When your security team spends millions on a high-tech surveillance system but sets the password to the name of the building... classic. Somewhere a security consultant is having a stroke right now. It's like putting your house key under the doormat and wondering why you got robbed. Next they'll tell us the admin username was "admin" and the backup plan was a guard with a flashlight who fell asleep. Billion-dollar art collection, five-cent password policy.

Monitor Count Equals Programmer Worth
Programming Webdev Debugging Frontend Backend
8 months ago 230.6K views 0 shares
Monitor Count Equals Programmer Worth
The AUDACITY of calling this a "gaming setup" when we all know it's actually "How many monitors does it take to convince your boss you're productive?" ๐Ÿ˜‚ Let's be real - we're all stuck at #1 at home while claiming we have #6 in our LinkedIn profiles. And that #9 laptop? That's what we dramatically whip out at coffee shops to look important while secretly just checking email. The progression from single monitor peasant to six-screen overlord isn't about gaming - it's the developer's desperate cry for validation! "Look at all my terminals! I MUST be important!"

IT hits different
Programming
3 years ago 60.8K views 0 shares
IT hits different | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1ST YEAR IN CYBERSECURITY 3RD YEAR IN CYBERSECURITY 20 YEARS IN IT AND CYBERSECURITY matto.com

The Edgecase Won
Debugging Algorithms Programming Testing
7 months ago 282.1K views 0 shares
The Edgecase Won
You spent THREE DAYS refactoring that beautiful function to perfection. You were SO proud. Then that ONE ridiculous edge case comes along like a wrecking ball and DESTROYS EVERYTHING! Now your elegant 10-line masterpiece has morphed into a 200-line MONSTROSITY with seventeen nested if-statements and a comment that just says "I'm sorry." The function works, but at what cost? AT WHAT COST?! Your dignity lies in shambles, and somewhere, somehow, that edge case is laughing at you.

senior dev
Programming
4 years ago 49.1K views 0 shares
senior dev | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me as a sehior dev Writing a for loop Stackoverflow ProgrammerHumor.

Waiting For Patch Release
Debugging
1 year ago 32.7K views 0 shares
waitingForPatchRelease | bugs-memes, bug-memes, list-memes, release-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content OH MY GOD. Complete list of bugs in Humans 1.0 20 O DAVECONTRA

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Lgtm
Programming
2 years ago 95.6K views 0 shares
LGTM | code-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, engineer-memes, lines of code-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Wes Bos wesbos 1h casually scans 800,000 lines of code LGTM nics Industries Technologv Politics Wealth Pursuits Opinion Tesla Engineers Visit Twitt Review Code for Musk 62 17. 220 1,964

Messing up with algorithm
Java Android
2 years ago 69.5K views 1 shares
Messing up with algorithm | android-memes, google-memes, algorithm-memes, google maps-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Seniceolas Berlin Googie Berlin YouTube Space Berlin ANDROIDAUTHORITY.COM A guy wheeled around 99 phones in a cart to create traffic jams on Google Maps My goals are beyond your understanding.

Php Storm Wtf
php AI Frontend Backend Cloud
3 months ago 241.8K views 0 shares
Php Storm Wtf
Content La-controls="navigation" aria-expanded="false" la-label="Toggle navigation"> s="bi bi-list fs-2"5 "collapse navbar-collapse" id=l Hideous Code Detected v links --]) ss="navbar-nav gap-0 gap-md-3" class-"es-nav-link {{ isCurre % This code is ass, Session Terminated รยžรยš class="es-nav-link ({ isCurrentRoute('products. *') ||,isCurrentRoute('products') ? 'ar 36nordGoss/a> i> class="es-nav-link (f isCurrentRoute('about') ? 'active' : ]1">

I don't have a house for sale, but I do like Turing Tests
Javascript Debugging Testing
2 years ago 168.8K views 0 shares
I don't have a house for sale, but I do like Turing Tests | code-memes, test-memes, express-memes, fix-memes, tests-memes, regular expression-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Hi, my name is jolie, In see you have a house fors ale? Yes Jolie New Line I have a house for sale Fix your regular expressions in your code Now SMS Text message

This Is Why We Cant Have Nice Things
Programming
2 years ago 48.6K views 0 shares
thisIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Largest tech layoffs in history Tech "influencer" posting day in life video doing nothing