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Cpeepee

cpeepee | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How do you return an array from a function in c? That's the neat part, you don't

Terminal Overload!

Terminal Overload! | python-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, terminal-memes, python 2.7-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content roote07292a4461d: roote07292a4461d: python Python 2.7.13 (default, Dec 18 2016, 20:19:42) GCC 6.2.1 201612151 on linux2 Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information. 22 22 16 2222 65536 22222 20035299304068464649790723515602557504478254755697514192650169737108940595563114530895061308809333481010382 2367203002916969592156108764948889254090805911457037675208500206671563702 1448071117748158809141 1863793126484703743782954975613770981 6046144133086921181024859591 28001605686701056516467 42079671439991859891129262299 27055674210800700652839633 55540733451072131124 3834814354263873065395529 006403621197961018 5437637059869289137571 00525431066296691652 1620535793697914032363 2943010174580868622633 303854596886522 885086 1961993299 4770291208 34340124760966395: 4763087148566313528934: 68973148682 11345886945322 548622 1600825 949825905 9806084993441782562850927 4926721761283308452739364 4458408383 15828110703870 244384324023312 129204706761917 2830716548685255 1930046073645079262129 3888778390563004824837998396 999427233160699 2248480638900336 466665942187200: 7231007615131871 WELL 7784666701457179 1386881242499844 3509623043612191 3183650598972991 030739713525206! 5502555961819349 3198817036964581 3254054481327483 546999198367219: 2998617254244233 505711072297431 5577514712987082 399390273553454! 9074981528654443 989779464821692 3390991105864655 051644171668251 9772861569225966 159958853783482: 1008815782914082 896671138055560 3569207902145022 083612991669477 3454088584227261 142129553649408 3536585717888948 914787680864032: 9805844975260236 THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY 846589331837301! 5964171499455322 984558855804397 - quickneme co35065875864258107 41027876593246626899784183196203122624211773914772080048835783335692045339359532545648970285585897355057512 49738818846227682448516220518170767221698632657016543169197426512300417573299044735376725368457927543654128 9616746946288540679172138601225419503819704538417268006398820656328792839582708510919958839448297775647152 13074270462020320133683503854253603136367635752126047074253112092334028374829494531047274189692872755720276 17586854390532281337 62696283169556874240605277264858530506113563848519659189686495963355682169 0984039024283514 2692629694686727507943461904399966189796 7505194423564026443032717 63316892138696 0248810471819390372206668947022042588368958409399984535609488699468 5982591331006919941 19089260779491192179464073551296338645230356733455880333131970803654571847 28252584076690456084394903252905263375323165090876813366142423983095308065496618793819491200339194894940651 41806554791126609380343113785325328835333520249343659791293412848549709468263290758301930726653377825593143

Sir I've Removed so much bloat

Sir I've Removed so much bloat | code-memes, space-memes, tabs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content when they ask you to optimize code and vou start indenting with tabs instead of spaces to reduce file size taint much, but it's honestwork.

GitHub Copilot Chooses Violence

GitHub Copilot Chooses Violence
When AI becomes your most honest code reviewer! GitHub Copilot just casually suggesting a function called getWorstFramework() that returns 'Angular'. The machine uprising isn't with killer robots—it's with sassy code assistants throwing shade at your framework choices. The real comedy here is that Copilot didn't hesitate for a millisecond before choosing violence. No diplomatic "it depends on your use case" nonsense—just straight-up framework assassination. And the 7,323 likes? That's just developers collectively saying "where's the lie though?"

Can't Beat That

Can't Beat That | css-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Name a more iconic trio... I'll wait index.html s index.js main.css

Im In The System

ImInTheSystem | hacker-memes, random-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Hacker in movies be like hacker.lua X C: Users 1 2 3 Desktop hacker.lua ... os.execute ("color 2") while true do io.write(math.random(0,1)) end 6

Losing Packets: A Tale Of Two Industries

Losing Packets: A Tale Of Two Industries
The meme perfectly captures the duality of packet loss reactions. Drug dealers panic like Mr. Krabs having an existential crisis when they lose a few packets (of drugs). Meanwhile, IT Engineers are just chilling by the fireplace like Mr. Krabs in his smoking jacket, sipping tea with the energy of someone who's seen this a thousand times before. In networking, packet loss is just Tuesday. TCP will handle it. Retry the connection. No biggie. But if you're moving product on the street? That's straight-up revenue and possibly your kneecaps on the line. The contrast is *chef's kiss* brilliant.

I feel attacked

I feel attacked | computer-memes, computer science-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content E 00 2 10:21 ( BrandNewSentence rBrandNewSentence Posted by uharrygill1991 4h i.redd.it 6 1 2 81 See ya later culinary students be like i got a spaghetti due at 11:50 12.1k J 73 Share BEST COMMENTS SebiTamas649 2h My dog ate my homework actuall... iSovereign 1h Computer Science students too Add a comment

not too easy as we proceed

not too easy as we proceed | coding-memes, code-memes, git-memes, github-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content coding beginner coding senior i will write my own code imaflio.com copypaste code from github

Optionally: Don't free the memory, in order to make the program spicier.

Optionally: Don't free the memory, in order to make the program spicier. | program-memes, try-memes, loc-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Average var number: u8 undefined; Fan Average const number try std. heap.pageallocator.create (us); defer std.heap.pageallocator.destroy (number); Enjoyer

When No-Code Solutions Trigger PTSD

When No-Code Solutions Trigger PTSD
The classic "monkey puppet" meme perfectly captures the thousand-yard stare of veteran programmers when someone claims "you don't need to be a programmer to write software." That statement might sound innocent to the uninitiated, but anyone who survived Visual Basic, FrontPage, and Dreamweaver in the 90s knows the horror that follows. Sure, drag-and-drop interfaces made software "accessible" – right until you had to debug the absolute nightmare of auto-generated code that looked like it was written by a caffeinated toddler with a keyboard. The right panel showing ancient UI builder software is giving me flashbacks I didn't consent to.

No difference

No difference | docker-memes, laptop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Docker in the cloud Docker on my laptop