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IT placebo effect

IT placebo effect | google-memes, rest-memes, fix-memes, google search-memes, search-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How I fix stuff working in IT Restart whatever isn't working Quick Google search IT placebo effect: my mere presence has fixed the issue

As long as the code is cleaner

As long as the code is cleaner | code-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you finish fixing something and now it no longer works

Clever

Clever | python-memes, try-memes, frontend-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Muhammad Haseeb Replying to Try writing frontend in Python. 9 7 17 19 TiiaAurora i print("frontend")? 9 21 177 Oh 157 Programmersumor.ic 1

Obsidian devs are no fun

Obsidian devs are no fun | vim-memes, command-memes, devs-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Confirm entering Vim mode Vim mode is for efficient text editing but can be quite counter-intuitive. If you're not familiar with Vim, this option might make it look like Obsidian has stopped working. To verify that you know your way around Vim, please enter the command to quit Vim without saving below: Your answer enter command. Let me enable Vim Cancel

You can't go through the door hole, it's off right now. Turn the door *on* to traverse the void, bro.

You can't go through the door hole, it's off right now. Turn the door *on* to traverse the void, bro. | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What is the off state of a door? Imagine a door to a room as a mechanism, would the door being open the mechanism being on or of? To rephrase would a door be turned off being open or closed? ProarammerHumor.io

The Most Annoying Feature About It

The Most Annoying Feature About It | feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IntelliSense Is Really Amazing! It Makes Programmers More Productive variable declared but not used Let Me Declare A Variable variable declared but not used variable declared but not used variable declared but not used -red but not used -ared but not used Delete! Delete. Delete! Delete. Delete!

Start putting that resume together

Start putting that resume together | tech-memes, technology-memes, apple-memes, swift-memes, production-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Gunner Technology gunnertech Apple: Announces SwiftUI Hiring Companies: We require five vears experience with SwiftUl on production-level apps.

Randomly delete 50% files with thanosjs.org

Randomly delete 50% files with thanosjs.org | javascript-memes, java-memes, web-memes, random-memes, IT-memes, ML-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Favor heyOnuoha I found a free JavaScript library that reduces the file size of your project down to 50 by randomly deleting half of the files Its called Thanos.js check it out thanosjs.org 22:40 13 Nov 22 Twitter Web App

Developers Call It A Bug, Product Managers Call It A Feature

Developers Call It A Bug, Product Managers Call It A Feature
Same water leak, two completely different interpretations! The developer sees a catastrophic pipe burst that's about to flood the entire codebase. Meanwhile, the product manager has slapped a fancy fountain decoration on it and added it to the roadmap presentation. "Our innovative hydration system provides dynamic moisture distribution across the platform!" The classic dev-PM reality distortion field in full effect.

No errors though!

No errors though! | errors-memes, error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content university professor "name your variables carefully" me 3 months later: text.text text

So my Copilot test flight went well...

So my Copilot test flight went well... | css-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, test-memes, class-memes, div-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content script type"textjavascript" src"ewon.s"script stylesheet" tvoe text css" hrer style css" -- gray rectangle - R C

He's got a point!

He's got a point! | programmer-memes, java-memes, android-memes, program-memes, compiler-memes, IT-memes, twitter-memes, semicolon-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Tweet Confused Programmer banssrb Today my 16yr old cousin asked me... "If the compiler knows that.. "semicolon is missing at line no 16 in Helloworld java", then why it can't simply put a';' there instead of telling US.. He got a point. 4:32 pm 28 Aug 19 Twitter for Android