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Breaking as predictably as your dependencies after an update

I suggest you to not do it

I suggest you to not do it | code-memes, c++-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When I'm in a Unreadable code competition and my opponent is the c std library implementation made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io

we have to improve something i gues

we have to improve something i gues | developer-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, javascript dev-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content JavaScript Developer JS 852,977 followers 4d G When you ask an Al to recreate a salmon swimming down a river The end is near Thanks Carlos la Orden Tovar for sharing CEO 7,625 ProdrammerHu 148 comments 189 reposts

Translated Proverb Found In Ancient China

translatedProverbFoundInAncientChina | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content It's not DNS There's no way it's DNS It was DNS 5. S

An interesting title

An interesting title | rest-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you have no more creative iterable index names I am once again ProgrammerHumor.to

The Bell Curve Of Type Declaration Enlightenment

The Bell Curve Of Type Declaration Enlightenment
The bell curve of programming intelligence in its natural habitat. On the left, you've got Python devs thinking duck typing is revolutionary. On the right, assembly wizards who've transcended the mortal concept of types. And in the middle? The poor souls who spent four years learning about strict type systems in CS programs, sweating through every variable declaration like it's a religious ritual. The true galaxy brains are the ones who've gone so far in either direction that they circle back to the same conclusion: "Data types don't matter." Horseshoe theory of programming, folks.

Does this mean there will be no updates?

Does this mean there will be no updates? | bug-memes, date-memes, fix-memes, bug fix-memes, reddit-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Reddit Details What's new Bug Fix: The app won't crash anymore

Date Picker From The Ninth Circle Of UI Hell

Date Picker From The Ninth Circle Of UI Hell
Oh god, some frontend developer just had a stroke and created this monstrosity! Instead of a simple dropdown, they've split month names into three columns of syllables you have to piece together like a deranged puzzle. Want to select March? That's "m" + "a" + "rch". September? "sept" + "em" + "ber". And don't get me started on that default date - January 0, 1900. Perfect for when you need to book a time machine to visit the epoch time's slightly older brother. This is what happens when you ask for "innovative UI design" in a sprint planning meeting and someone takes it way too literally.

this was all of us at some point

this was all of us at some point | code-memes, computer-memes, computer science-memes, git-memes, compiler-memes, Pseudocode-memes, source code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Source Code a main.py 1 print ("Hello World!") 2 Ci. el Computer ScienceGitipseudocode-compiler Hello World! Press any key to continue . IT'S BEAUTIFUL. I'VE LOOKED AT THIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW.

The State Of The Sub

TheStateOfTheSub | idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content dfrogrammedumour n000 this sub is funny, you just don'tgetit 34 34 Thave no ideawhat these jokes are TRAVENO THESE JOKES ARE 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145

Whether you acknowledge it or not, it's still true. Like... creation vs. evolution.

Whether you acknowledge it or not, it's still true. Like... creation vs. evolution. | IT-memes, edge-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Waiter: Your steak sir. Very rare. Me: Thanks. Wow that is rare. People on rProgrammerHumor who are actual programmers.

Reaction To Bug

reactionToBug | developer-memes, tech-memes, bug-memes, react-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How people reacts differently to a single word. "Bug" www.wandlertechnologies.com Tester Developer Manager

Official Solution According To My Boss

officialSolutionAccordingToMyBoss | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MEMORY LEAK DEV REBOOT!