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Monday Morning Standups

mondayMorningStandups | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ME AFTER AN EXHAUSTING WEEKEND AND NO COFFEE YET MONDAY MORNING MEETINGS

Microsoft Is Wild

Microsoft Is Wild
The classic UNO dilemma: "Make A Good Business Decision OR draw 25" with Microsoft gleefully grabbing the entire deck instead. This perfectly captures Microsoft's legendary strategy of choosing the most convoluted path possible when a simple solution exists. Why fix bugs when you can just acquire another company? Why optimize Windows when you can just force everyone to upgrade? The house always wins when you're playing against your own users!

Yes, this is what I study.

Yes, this is what I study. | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content OH, YOU'RE A SOFTWARE ENGINEERING STUDENT? HELP ME SETUP DISNEY ON MY TV

It do be like that

It do be like that | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The Prof Me My parallel algorithm that should not work

Run it again, that should work

Run it again, that should work | try-memes, IT-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content HOW EFFECTIVE IT IS ProgrammerHumor. DEBUGGING TACTICS A WALK O READ THE DOCS USE O BREAKPOINTS 1ST PAGE oF GOOGLING O TALK TO A RUBBER DUCK 5TH PAGE OF GOOGLING PRINT ("HERE!") o RUN THE SAME CODE AGAIN, HOPE IT MAGICALLY WORKS Now HOW OFTEN I TRY IT

The Indie Game Dev Time Budget

The Indie Game Dev Time Budget
That thin blue sliver of productivity is feeling a bit generous today. Nothing says "I'm totally making progress on my game" like spending 8 hours researching the perfect shade of blue for a button nobody will click. Meanwhile, Twitter scrolling has officially become a "market research" expense on my tax forms. The best part? That character on the right is all of us pretending we're not procrastinating when someone asks how the game development is going. "Oh yeah, just finalizing some... uh... physics calculations."

I Hate Stack Overflow

iHateStackOverflow | stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, test-memes, overflow-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content mysticatyay - 17h stack overflow Niko GU niko abyss 1d hate when this happens what does this mean you don't know?? you're so stupid hahaha still does not know what it means 12 1714 306 14 10.5K ProarammerHumor.io

Love how this is also a double entendre hehe

Love how this is also a double entendre hehe | programming-memes, developer-memes, computer-memes, android-memes, backend-memes, program-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Computer programming JackForge.x TheJackForge Male contraception does exist, and it's called being a backend developer. 3:06 PM 25 Mar 22 Twitter for Android 184 Retweets 45 Quote Tweets 1,693 Likes 17 8

Chat Gpt

ChatGPT | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 60 "ChatGPT can code" TO! The code

Continental Grade NAT: The Final IPv4 Boss Battle

Continental Grade NAT: The Final IPv4 Boss Battle
The networking equivalent of "We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas." Instead of adopting IPv6 with its 340 undecillion addresses, let's just cram 200 million people behind one IPv4 address and call it "Continental Grade NAT." That rat's nest of cables is probably the debugging interface. $10M per year to maintain this monstrosity when we could just... use IPv6. But sure, let's keep the IPv4 zombie shuffling along until 2030. Network engineers everywhere just died a little inside.

Y'all have been there...

Y'all have been there... | code-memes, design-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CHOP CHOP AARGH WHY IS THIS STRUCTURE HERE? WHERE COULD THIS BRIDGE POSSIBLY LEAD ? WHAT A HORRIBLY DESIGNED STREET, MOST INEFFICIENT. WHAT IS ALL THIS CRAP? THIS SIGN DOESN'T HELP ME MUCH. THiS IS BRIDGE GOOD GOD! WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS CONTRAPTION DO? I hate reading other people's code.

pls no more

pls no more | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Once I began working in IT I finally understood the scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions he just dies.