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We All Need Backup Plans
Programming
1 year ago 274.2K views 0 shares
We All Need Backup Plans
The four horsemen of tech career desperation! When the code stops compiling and the paychecks might follow suit: Plan A: Become a crypto day trader. Because nothing says "stable income" like watching green and red candles while having seven heart attacks before lunch. Plan B: Professional gambling. Trading Stack Overflow reputation for actual poker chips. The odds might actually be better than debugging that legacy codebase. Plan C: Find a rich elderly partner. Swapping "dependency injection" for just "dependency." Hey, explaining what an API is for the 47th time is still easier than explaining why your PR broke production. Plan D: Become a drug kingpin. From distributing packages via npm to... well, distributing "packages." At least the user feedback is more consistent.

Somebody had to say this.
Javascript Programming Java Frontend Backend
4 years ago 174.5K views 0 shares
Somebody had to say this. | javascript-memes, code-memes, java-memes, web-memes, IT-memes, twitter-memes, framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content v Replying to alacodes and bbb999 If human beings evolved new organs as frequently as they do Javascript frameworks, you can bet the doctors would be Googling it too. 10:53 PM 11 Aug 19 Twitter Web App

Also In My Bank Account 😁
AI Programming Debugging
5 months ago 422.6K views 0 shares
Also In My Bank Account 😁
The classic "ChatGPT will make me rich" delusion meets reality. Someone asks their AI overlord to generate a million-dollar app with zero bugs, and you can practically see the existential crisis unfolding in real-time as they realize the output is... less than stellar. The contradiction is chef's kiss: "make me an app that makes $1M/month" + "don't make any mistakes" = asking AI to solve problems that actual billion-dollar companies with armies of engineers still can't crack. Meanwhile, ChatGPT probably just generated a todo list app with hardcoded credentials and SQL injection vulnerabilities. If getting rich was as easy as typing a prompt, we'd all be retired on a beach somewhere instead of debugging production at 3 AM. But hey, at least the AI-generated code compiles... sometimes.

Watching a model train
Python
3 years ago 72.1K views 0 shares
Watching a model train | train-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Watching a model train Watching a model train

server is down
Backend
3 years ago 63.5K views 1 shares
server is down | server-memes, rest-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content - Boss, the server is down! - Well, just restart it - Emmm, is not that simple.

If you write programs, you’re a programmer.
Python
3 years ago 48.2K views 0 shares
If you write programs, you’re a programmer. | programmer-memes, program-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content THE AMOUNT OF GATEKEEPING ON THIS SUB IS TOO DAMN HIGH

You don't need Photoshop.
Programming Windows Microsoft
1 year ago 113.0K views 0 shares
You don't need Photoshop. | visual studio-memes, windows-memes, forms-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content a form Meme Making a Meme with Photoshop , Making a Meme with Visual Studio and Windows Forms

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How I close my terminal session
Linux
2 years ago 64.8K views 0 shares
How I close my terminal session | terminal-memes, session-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Typing "exit" to close terminal Tapping the up arrow until you find the last time you used "exit"

I’ll book that one in for next sprint, UAT next Monday sound good?
Programming
3 years ago 74.7K views 0 shares
I’ll book that one in for next sprint, UAT next Monday sound good? | program-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content , megapope self driving cars aren't even hard to make lol just program it not to hit stuff ronpaulhdwallpapers if(goingToHitStuff) dont(); ?

After working 20 hr work weeks we deserve better than *this*
Frontend
2 years ago 23.6K views 0 shares
After working 20 hr work weeks we deserve better than *this* | tech-memes, web-memes, engineer-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Chris Bakke ChrisJBakke Big Tech CEOs whose stock is down 86 this year, prepping to go into the Friday All Hands meeting to answer 26 questions from angry engineers making 650K total comp about why the company is only getting 3 days instead of the usual 4 off for Labor Day this year. 11:45 AM Aug 12, 2022 Twitter Web App

It is.
Programming
2 years ago 68.0K views 0 shares
It is. | minecraft-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Minecraft is a game engine CHANGE MY MIND

If It Works, It Works...!!
StackOverflow
2 years ago 43.0K views 0 shares
If It Works, It Works...!! | code-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, overflow-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When the part of your code doesn't work so you replace it with code you found from the StackOverflow THEME SELECTION