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I Can't Do This Anymore
Security Programming Testing Debugging
1 year ago 300.8K views 0 shares
I Can't Do This Anymore
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of cybersecurity teams! 😱 When you're desperately wandering around like a blind Bart Simpson trying to get help with actual security issues, they're NOWHERE to be found! But the MILLISECOND you name a test variable "test_secret" in some throwaway file that will never see production? SUDDENLY they've got NASA-grade telescope vision and are BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECK like you've just committed high treason against the state! The audacity! The drama! The sheer ridiculousness of it all! Meanwhile your actual security concerns are collecting dust somewhere in ticket purgatory. #SecurityTheaterAtItsFinest

Draw25 Xordraw25
Programming
2 years ago 91.2K views 0 shares
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Content draw 25 XOR draw 25

Double It And Give It To The Next Person
Databases Backend Programming Debugging
20 days ago 8.8M views 0 shares
Double It And Give It To The Next Person
Someone asks how to solve the infamous N+1 query problem in ORMs, and the response is pure gold: just double it and pass it to the next person. Because why fix a performance nightmare when you can make it exponentially worse and let it become someone else's problem? For context: The N+1 query problem happens when your ORM fetches a list of N items, then makes a separate database query for each item's related data. So instead of 1 query, you get N+1 queries. It's like ordering pizza one slice at a time instead of just ordering the whole damn pie. The solution here? Make it 2N+2 queries and yeet it to your colleague. Peak engineering right there. This is the database equivalent of setting your code on fire and walking away in slow motion.

Coding Before And After Ai
AI Programming Webdev Backend Frontend
1 year ago 534.4K views 2 shares
Coding Before And After Ai
This meme perfectly captures the chaotic evolution of app development in the AI era. On the left, we have the traditional coding path - straight, predictable, and mind-numbingly slow (5 whole hours for ONE app? The horror!). Meanwhile, the right side shows the AI-assisted coding reality - a complex railway junction with infinite possibilities, unexpected turns, and somehow getting things done in 5 minutes. Sure, the AI way looks more complicated, but that's just because your app now includes 47 dependencies you don't understand, three different machine learning models that occasionally hallucinate features, and enough technical debt to make your future self contemplate a career change to goat farming. The irony? Both tracks eventually lead to the same destination: an app that'll need to be completely refactored in six months anyway.

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The Great Pyramid Of Overengineering
Programming Hardware Webdev Javascript AI
1 year ago 617.1K views 0 shares
The Great Pyramid Of Overengineering
Ancient Egyptians built massive pyramids with nothing but stone tools and manpower. Meanwhile, modern developers need sixteen JavaScript frameworks, three cloud subscriptions, and a $3000 MacBook Pro with 64GB RAM just to center a div. And they still complain about the Wi-Fi being slow.

Green Squares Dont Matter
Programming
1 year ago 112.5K views 0 shares
greenSquaresDontMatter | public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Holiday Code Freeze
Programming
1 year ago 107.4K views 1 shares
holidayCodeFreeze | code-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Will your feature roll out to prod before the holiday code freeze? Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly.

Be gigachad coder
Frontend
4 years ago 53.7K views 0 shares
Be gigachad coder | code-memes, coder-memes, google-memes, edge-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Coders who gatekeep knowledge they found on google Coders who answer noob questions without making fun of them ProdrammerHumor.io

Really nailing these CodingBat challenges
Programming
4 years ago 91.5K views 0 shares
Really nailing these CodingBat challenges | coding-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Warmup-1 near hundred prev next chance Given an int n, return True if it is within 10 of 100 or 200. Note: abs(num) computes the absolure vale ora number nearhundred(93) - True nearhundred(90) - True nearhundred(89) - False Go def near hundred(n): if n 93: return True 1f n as 90: return True if n 110: return True if n as 190: return True if n as 209: return True if n as 191: return True if n as 200: return True if n 210: return True return False .. Save, Compile, Run (ctri-enter) Show Solution Go Editor font size : 100 Shorter output Expected nearhundred(93) - True Run True OK nearhundred(90) - True True OK near hundred(89) - False False OK nearhundred(110) - True True OK near hundred(111) - False False OK nearhundred(121) - False False OK near hundred(-101) - False False OK nearhundred(-209) - False False OK nearhundred(190) - True nearhundred(209) - True True OK True OK nearhundred(0) - False False OK nearhundred(5) - False False OK near hundred(-50) - False False OK nearhundred(191) - True True OK nearhundred(189) - False False OK nearhundred(200) - True True OK near hundred(210) - True True OK near hundred(211) - False False OK near hundred(290) - False False OK All Correct

I Hope You Did Not Miss Anything
Javascript Frontend Backend Webdev Programming
9 months ago 521.5K views 0 shares
I Hope You Did Not Miss Anything
JavaScript pouring itself into literally everything like that one coworker who volunteers for projects they have no business touching. "Oh, you need a toaster? I can run in a browser." The framework fatigue is real - we're one npm package away from JavaScript-powered coffee makers that require 3GB of node_modules to heat water.

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Node Modules
Javascript Backend
2 years ago 122.0K views 0 shares
nodeModules | node-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Elon Musk elonmusk 1d Replying to wintonARK I have never seen anything grow faster than Al. Not even close. 0306 17465 4,179 1 611K teej dv 0 teejdv Replying to elonmusk and wintonARK might i introduce you to "node modules"? 7:19 pm 05 Jan 24 54K Views 79 Reposts 8 Quotes 1,690 Likes 14 Bookmarks

Does this work developers?
Java Android
3 years ago 46.2K views 0 shares
Does this work developers? | developer-memes, android-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Tawanda Nyahuye m towernter Normalize googling first before asking someone. 6:14 04 Jul 20 Twitter for Android