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Kinda true though

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Content Beginner programmers, when they learn a new language WELL THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE python WITH EXTRA STEPS Ugflip.com

What People Think Programmers Are Arguing About

Programming Algorithms Debugging

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What People Think Programmers Are Arguing About

Non-programmers imagine us locked in epic battles over algorithm efficiency like Godzilla vs Kong, debating the merits of our custom sorting implementations. Meanwhile, our actual bloodsport? Two people in ridiculous costumes having a street fight over whether a variable should be named dateUpdated or updatedDate . The truth hurts. I've seen teams spend 45 minutes in code review debating variable names while the actual bug goes unnoticed. Such is the glamorous life in tech.

Student used Code: it's super effective!

Programming Debugging Testing

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Student used Code: it's super effective! | code-memes, ide-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Coordinated drones Posted by Tech Insider 8.033.416 Views They used coding and algorithms so the drones didn't crash into each other TECH 16k 485 Share BEST u Skizm 2mo if (goingToCrashIntoEachOther) dont ();

The Schrödinger's Bug Paradox

Debugging Programming Testing

8 months ago 154.9K views 0 shares

The eternal paradox of software development in two panels: Top panel: Code inexplicably fails despite your flawless logic. You stare at the screen, questioning your career choices and possibly the laws of physics. Bottom panel: The exact same code suddenly works without any changes. Now you're even more confused because you've been robbed of the satisfaction of fixing something. The true horror isn't when code doesn't work—it's when it starts working and you have absolutely no idea why. Now you live in fear that it'll break again the moment you deploy to production.

Yeah I need some help using Teraterm

Testing

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Content Got your first job as programmer Your task is to make a testing program using an ancient obscure language Assclap

Why tho

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Content CSS devs -Why can't you just be normal? Internet Explorer Screams made with mematic

Test Driven Development

Programming Testing

3 years ago 68.3K views 0 shares

Test Driven Development | code-memes, development-memes, test-memes, unit test-memes, tests-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content ACTUAL CODE UNIT TESTS THEJENKINSCOMIC

Product Managers In Shambles Right Now

Agile Webdev Programming Frontend

4 months ago 211.2K views 0 shares

Shopify exec just casually ending the careers of countless "idea people" who've spent years perfecting the phrase "I'll get the devs to build that." Somewhere, a PM is frantically Googling "how to code hello world" while sweating through their Patagonia vest. The ultimate "put up or shut up" moment for those who've been drawing boxes on whiteboards and calling it "product vision."

Parse JSON Bourne

Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend

6 months ago 269.5K views 1 shares

The spy who came in from the code. This mashup of JSON formatting and the Jason Bourne franchise is the crossover nobody asked for but everyone needed. The perfect agent doesn't exist in a string or an array—he exists in an object literal with his identity unknown but his threat level at maximum. He'll track down your parsing errors faster than a rogue CIA operative, and he'll do it all with properly formatted key-value pairs. The only thing more dangerous than a trained assassin is one with valid syntax.

If It Hasnt Been Updated In The Last Two Seconds Iaint Using It

Linux Backend

1 year ago 52.5K views 0 shares

ifItHasntBeenUpdatedInTheLastTwoSecondsIaintUsingIt | git-memes, date-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Stable library that worked for years with no changes GitHub user Is this project dead?

Make Bash Great Again

Bash Devops Programming Linux

8 months ago 177.9K views 0 shares

The political satire meets shell scripting in this masterpiece! The joke plays on the Bash command set -eu , which enables strict error handling in scripts (exit on error and treat unset variables as errors). But why use sensible error handling when you can have PATRIOTIC error handling? Clearly, any self-respecting American bash script should use set -USA instead! Because nothing says "robust programming practices" like injecting nationalism into your command flags. Next up: replacing grep with freedom-search and sudo with executive-order .

Indian Guys Save Lives

Programming

1 year ago 204.3K views 0 shares

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Content My code Luck Online forums from 2008 Indian guys on YouTube Stack Overflow

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