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Liquid Glass View
React Frontend Webdev Programming Javascript
11 months ago 465.8K views 0 shares
Liquid Glass View
The mobile developer's version of "bring your kids to work day" gone horribly wrong. Someone just wrapped their children in a LiquidGlassView component, which I'm pretty sure violates both React Native best practices AND several childcare laws. The real tragedy? Those kids are now stuck with a terrible UI refresh rate and probably no escape method. Should've used ScrollView so they could at least swipe away from their parent's terrible coding decisions.

Come On Suffer With Us
Frontend Webdev Programming Debugging
1 year ago 235.2K views 0 shares
Come On Suffer With Us
Ah, the eternal workplace dynamics. Designers treat new hires like existential threats to their creative domain. "Am I not enough?" they sob, while questioning their entire portfolio and life choices. Engineers, meanwhile, just grunt "apes together strong" and immediately add the new dev to their collective debugging hivemind. Nothing bonds engineers like shared trauma over legacy code. The more hands to hold while staring into the void of production bugs, the better.

Python Needs An Actual Default Function
Python Programming C++ Rust
11 months ago 375.0K views 0 shares
Python Needs An Actual Default Function
The first two panels show our protagonist happily accepting normal entry point functions in Rust and C/C++. "Yeah, that makes sense!" she cheerfully exclaims. Then panel three hits with Python's bizarre if __name__ == '__main__': pattern - the cursed incantation every Python dev has blindly copy-pasted a thousand times without questioning why we need this arcane check just to run a damn script. And that final panel? Pure existential horror. Seven years into my career and I still type this abomination with muscle memory while silently wondering who hurt the Python designers.

Evil Programmer Be Like
Programming
3 years ago 69.9K views 0 shares
Evil Programmer Be Like | programmer-memes, program-memes, function-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content const AnnoyingButton (goToDownLoadPage, goToAd : goToDownloadPage :Function, goToAd:Function const count, setCount useState initialState: 1); return ( Button title"Download Here" onPress0 if(count50) goToDownloadPage (); else goToAd(); setCount ( value: count1); ); export default AnnoyingButton;

*stares in dark mode*
Programming
3 years ago 71.5K views 0 shares
*stares in dark mode* | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You don't eat or sleep, you hate the sunlight. I know What you are! Say it out loud, SAY IT! Programmer

Is it possible to develop this skill?
Javascript Programming Python Java StackOverflow
3 years ago 247.2K views 0 shares
Is it possible to develop this skill? | programming-memes, html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, engineer-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, frontend-memes, react-memes, loc-memes, excel-memes, typescript-memes, IT-memes, ML-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Frontend Engineer Location Remote anywhere ) Salary 50k - 80k USD Min. Experience NA Required tech stacks HTML TypeScript React CSS JavaScript Redux Permanent role a month ago Code junkie and hungry. Strong design and programming skills. Very good understanding of Styling and CSS Clean code advocate. Good communication skills. East and infinite learner. Excellent taste in Color Combinations. Ability to translate mockuss to c

happend to me for the first time - feels great
Programming
3 years ago 74.6K views 0 shares
happend to me for the first time - feels great | code-memes, slack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content sb. helping me on slack: 6 hours ago Hi - your code looks very clean and readable g Me:

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Be gigachad coder
Frontend
3 years ago 42.7K views 0 shares
Be gigachad coder | code-memes, coder-memes, google-memes, edge-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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So accurate
Programming
3 years ago 68.3K views 0 shares
So accurate | programmer-memes, hacking-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content when you are programmer and see's a hacking scene in a movie. he is just updating the system and installing random packages

The Revenge Code Backfire
Security Programming Backend
1 year ago 280.4K views 0 shares
The Revenge Code Backfire
Ah, the classic "Am I the villain?" moment every developer has when they discover that their "just in case" code could actually land them in prison. Turns out embedding vengeful time bombs in production systems is frowned upon by both employers and the legal system. Who knew? Pro tip: If your exit strategy involves felony charges and a decade behind bars, maybe just settle for a passive-aggressive goodbye email instead.

Scroll Wheel As A Service
Hardware Programming
10 months ago 464.4K views 0 shares
Scroll Wheel As A Service
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of tech companies these days! 💸 First they sliced software into subscription models, then they came for our cloud storage, and now they want us to PAY for SCROLL WHEEL privileges?! What's next? A monthly fee to use the spacebar?! $4.99 to unlock the letter 'e' on your keyboard?! I'm literally DYING at the thought of some exec in a boardroom going "You know what would make our shareholders happy? Charging people to move their cursor up and down!" The subscription apocalypse has officially reached its final form, folks. Next time you scroll through Stack Overflow looking for that semicolon error fix, just remember - that flick of your finger might soon cost more than your Netflix subscription! 🙃

I thought the IT guy was joking at first but he was serious
Python
3 years ago 62.0K views 0 shares
I thought the IT guy was joking at first but he was serious | IT-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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