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This wallpaper has a redundant repeat

This wallpaper has a redundant repeat | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content while (alive) eat (); sleep (); code (); repeat ();

Eventual consistency

Eventual consistency | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Kitty is stuck in the tree! Do YoU tHiNk YoU CAN CLiMB ALL the way up there?! HUH?! WA: WAit.. there's WOW ProgrammerHumor No Need. Yes, but No. It's Just A Bit out of SYNC AGAiN. KiTTY! THANKS INVINCIBLE! WeLL, I'LL Be! YoU're riGHt!

The ultimate fact

The ultimate fact | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content It is a well known fact that you must spin a USB three times before it will fit. From this, we can gather that a USB has three states. Up position Down position Superposition Until the USB is observed it will stay in the superposition. Therefore it will not fit until observed - except for in cases of USB tunelling.

Hello js/c++/java/python

Hello js/c++/java/python | programming-memes, java-memes, python-memes, program-memes, c++-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you learn new programming language I was not expecting that But I was expecting not to expect something so it doesn't count.

Good Foxy Day To You! Here Is A Fubuki Meme

Good Foxy Day To You! Here Is A Fubuki Meme
Ah, the subtle art of variable naming! The code is identical, but the parameters tell the whole story. Regular programmers use boring old bar and baz - the placeholder variables straight from the CS textbook. But those cultured individuals with a Fubuki addiction? They've ascended to boo and kee - because why write functional code when you can inject your VTuber obsession into every line? The function still works exactly the same, but now your code review buddies know EXACTLY what you were watching instead of fixing those bugs. Priorities, people!

Stack Overflow: The Immortal Crutch

Stack Overflow: The Immortal Crutch
That moment when you realize Stack Overflow will never die because we're still copying and pasting the same answers from 2011. The annual developer survey is just a formality at this point—like checking if anyone's actually writing original code anymore. Spoiler alert: we're not. We're just finding increasingly creative ways to ask "how to center a div" without admitting we've asked it before.

Wait

Wait | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content S ProdrammerHumor.io Always has been Wait it's all JavaScript?

How Commonls This

How Commonls This
Content finally found and fixed the bug by changing 1 line but forgot what exactly I fucked up in the rest of the code in the process

Same rules for all

Same rules for all | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content (TERVIEWER: EXPLAIN DEADLOCK AND ILL HIRE YOU PROGRAMMER FIRE ME AND IL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU

A:

A: | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Ag NOW THAT'S A DRIVE LETTER O HAVE NOT SEEN IN LONG TIME

This bumper sticker

This bumper sticker | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1 Unicode

Title

Title | binary-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Your crush knows binary They think you're a 10 They think you're a 10