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The Minimalist Houseguest Called Linux
Linux Hardware Programming
5 months ago 288.3K views 1 shares
The Minimalist Houseguest Called Linux
Spent your entire paycheck on 32GB of RAM only to have your Linux system use the bare minimum? Welcome to the club! Linux is like that minimalist friend who visits your mansion and chooses to sleep in the closet. While Windows would sprawl across your entire memory sofa like it owns the place, Linux curls up in the corner, leaving you wondering if your RAM investment was just an expensive flex. The efficiency is impressive, but sometimes you just want your OS to validate your hardware choices by using more than a thimble of resources.

Best Way To Do This
Linux
1 year ago 41.0K views 0 shares
BestWayToDoThis | vim-memes, command-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Confirm entering Vim mode Vim mode is for efficient text editing but can be quite counter-intuitive. If you're not familiar with Vim, this option might make it look like Obsidian has stopped working. To verify that you know your way around Vim, please enter the command to quit Vim without saving below: Your answer Enter command.

Taken from removed softwaregore post
Backend
2 years ago 33.5K views 0 shares
Taken from removed softwaregore post | software-memes, segfaults-memes, c-memes, segfault-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content define; rn define I no define ? sussin define long fr define main chief define bouta define finna define mf define: bussin define be define break yikes define - vibin define return deadass define ongod define 1 tho define false cap use instead of 0 or null or EOF when appropriate include stdio.h int chief) fr fr int c rn scanf ("d", bouta c) rn fr fr int mf p rn c3 sussin p finna bouta c0 bussin p finna null r while (no cap) 4 if(p be cap) yikes rn printf ("X, dn" sP c) rn p vibin rn carefull don't use mf p or it segfaults fr tho deadass 0 rn tho

Happened to me yesterday again
Programming
4 years ago 55.0K views 0 shares
Happened to me yesterday again | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Think about your problem beforehand and come up with a good solution Figure the entire thing out as you go and rewrite your code completly once you know what to do

The temptation was too big
Programming
4 years ago 49.0K views 0 shares
The temptation was too big | loc-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content HELLO I'M THE DEVIL AND I'M HERE TO SEDUCE YOU POOF I'M NOT VERY SEDUCED HOW ABOUT SOME GOLD DIAMONDS NO THANKS AN IDE WITH AUTO- COMPLETE THAT WORKS AS INTENDED yO FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATIONA.TUMBLR.COM

Code Speaks For Itself
Programming Debugging Testing
8 months ago 159.4K views 0 shares
Code Speaks For Itself
The greatest lie in software development: "My code is self-documenting!" Meanwhile, senior devs are laughing because they've inherited enough "perfectly clear" codebases to know that future-you will stare at your own creation six months later like it's ancient hieroglyphics written by a caffeinated squirrel. The only thing that speaks for itself in programming is the inevitable technical debt when documentation is skipped.

60 Days Till Support Ends
Windows Microsoft
5 months ago 298.8K views 0 shares
60 Days Till Support Ends
Nothing says "Microsoft" quite like turning your OS's demise into a dramatic movie scene. Windows 10 is basically Deadpool now – aware of its impending doom but still cracking jokes while everything burns around it. The best part? Microsoft is desperately trying to shove Windows 11 down our throats while half our enterprise apps still don't play nice with it. Classic Microsoft move: "Your OS is dying! Upgrade now!" followed by "Why yes, your printer drivers WILL mysteriously disappear, that's a feature."

The Future
Programming
1 year ago 57.8K views 0 shares
theFuture | code-memes, IT-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content No Code No code is the best way to write secure and reliable applications. Write nothing; deploy nowhere. Getting Started Start by not writing any code. This is just an example application, but imagine it doing anything you want. Adding new features is easy too: The possibilities are endless.

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Can programmers solve a light bulb error?
Programming Debugging Testing
3 years ago 80.0K views 0 shares
Can programmers solve a light bulb error? | programmer-memes, program-memes, hardware-memes, error-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None - It's a hardware problem.

Ever Heard of Ctrl+U?
Python Linux Databases Frontend Backend
2 years ago 99.7K views 0 shares
Ever Heard of Ctrl+U? | html-memes, code-memes, hacker-memes, iphone-memes, git-memes, rds-memes, ML-memes, div-memes, source code-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content EVER HEARD OF CTAL-UP Governor Mike Parson GovParsonMO Through a multi-step process, an individual took the records of at least three educators, decoded the HTML source code, and viewed the SSN of those specific educators. We notified the Cole County prosecutor and the Highway Patrol's Digital Forensic Unit will iminvestigate. Governor Mike Parson GovParsonMO A hacker is someone who gains unauthorized access to information or content. This individual did not have permission to do what they did. They had no authorization to convert and decode the code. 1:10 PM - Oct 14, 2021 Twitter for iPhone

Guess I'll tell the senior Dev it's impossible
StackOverflow Debugging
2 years ago 52.9K views 0 shares
Guess I'll tell the senior Dev it's impossible | stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, oop-memes, fix-memes, search-memes, overflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me: searches for an answer on stackoverflow The answerer: "There was a loophole but it's been fixed now" Me: Well fuck

Please don't disappoint me..
Programming
4 years ago 63.8K views 0 shares
Please don't disappoint me.. | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Architects during code review.. CAII yuva.krishna.memes CAll Why is no one having a good code? specifically requested it.