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Keep your kids normal

Keep your kids normal | software-memes, code-memes, python-memes, web-memes, engineer-memes, website-memes, software engineer-memes, android-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Abhishek V...hney 3rd Senior Software Engineer... Follow 9h Edited I am proud to announce that, my kid at the age of 9 years, yes only 9 years, does not - care about getting into IT - know how to code in Python - know how to make Android app - know how to hack any websiteapp or whatever My kid - plays hide and seek and other games with friends - comes home daily with dirty clothes - can dance, learn swimming So it seems I am blessed with a normal kid, not a software engineer. letkidbekid letkidenjoychildhood childhoodneverreturn C0 4,136 ProdrammerHumor io 120 comments 17 shares

Documents

Documents | developer-memes, documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Senior Developer: Just read the documentation! The documentation: ProdrammerHumor.io

We Are Not Same Bro

weAreNotSameBro | programmer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Mi Readit. I came acrass inis subreddit today and since I leve to hand write, I thought ld share my own penmanship This is my normal, everyady nandwriting I've weirton in this style for Several years now. I like inat it's quick to write, neat, and easy to read. condings, 4 lute to unity in cursive slanting sincerdly. illechiat 131 433 232 Normal People's Notebook Programmer's Notebook

I Can Relate To This

iCanRelateToThis | code-memes, server-memes, node-memes, class-memes, error-memes, IT-memes, node_modules-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content nodemodules trpc server src error Is TRPCError.ts export class TRPCError extends Error constructor opts: 26 32 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 this.code opts.code; this.name 'TRPCError'; if (this.cause) idk why this is needed, but it is this.cause cause;

Priorities In Programming

Priorities In Programming
Spend 4 hours writing actual code? Nah. Spend half the morning arguing whether it should be userData , user_data , or just data ? Now we're talking! Nothing derails a productive coding session quite like a heated variable naming debate. The real programming happens in Slack threads and pull request comments where we pretend our naming conventions will somehow make the difference between project success and catastrophic failure. Meanwhile, the actual feature remains unimplemented and the deadline inches closer...

No .equals()?

No .equals()? | developer-memes, java-memes, c++-memes, string-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ME, A JAVA DEVELOPER, LEARNING C AND FINDING OUT YOU CAN USE TO COMPARE STRINGS Wait, That's fillegal.

Java Isn't Stressful At All

Java Isn't Stressful At All
Oh honey, sweet summer child! "Java isn't stressful at all" - said by someone who's clearly never experienced the EXISTENTIAL CRISIS of dealing with NullPointerExceptions at 3 AM while drowning in a sea of AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBeans! That's like saying "quicksand makes a comfy bed" or "papercuts are refreshing!" The audacity! The DELUSION! Meanwhile, actual Java developers are over here sacrificing their sanity to the verbose syntax gods and performing ritual dances around their IDEs just to make a simple HTTP request. The elderly gentleman's face says it all - he's seen things... TERRIBLE things... in those enterprise codebases that would make even the bravest developer weep!

It is

It is | php-memes, web-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PHP is the best language for quickly developing a robust web app CHANGE MY MIND

On to the next project!

On to the next project! | fix-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you break something and fix it enough that the next person who uses it thinks they broke it

That Code you copy which runs smooth AF!

That Code you copy which runs smooth AF! | code-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, overflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you see the exact code that you're looking for in StackOverflow.

Notepad gang where you at

Notepad gang where you at | compiler-memes, notepad-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content compiler waiting for me to press RUN

Foobar

Foobar | overflow-memes, exception-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content value foo bar; bar 0.000000000000001; OverflowException That's on me, I set the bar too low.