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This is Sun. They sold me, my fellow programmers, and Java to Oracle for the price of $7.4 Billion.

This is Sun. They sold me, my fellow programmers, and Java to Oracle for the price of $7.4 Billion. | programmer-memes, java-memes, program-memes, oracle-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Ins Sun microsystems

Which One Of You Programmed This Alarm Clock

whichOneOfYouProgrammedThisAlarmClock | program-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Liam Sheedy Sheeds1984 I'm not saying this clock the wife got from Kmart is shit, but the alarm didn't go off this morning and the time is now 9:77 9:776

Learn Recursion and how to use Stack Overflow all in one photo

Learn Recursion and how to use Stack Overflow all in one photo | programming-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, program-memes, google-memes, class-memes, object-memes, oop-memes, recursion-memes, google search-memes, search-memes, c-memes, overflow-memes, comment-memes, infinite loop-memes, infinite-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 6 Answers order by votes 27 No, C doesn't have classes. That said, there are ways of simulating object-oriented programming in C - a quick Google search should yield some useful results. Share Improve this answer Follow Stuart Golodetz 19.1k 3 45 79 answered Apr 25 '12 at 12:43 edited Feb 4 '20 at 19:00 I would say there's no class keyword in C but you can still have classes. - Andreas Brick Apr 25 '12 at 12:44 72 "a quick Google search should yield some useful results" is not a sentence that should appear on stackoverflow. - naught101 Apr 21 '19 at 10:49 20 I found this answer via Google and, following your advice, I am now stuck in an infinite loop. - Michael P. Bazos May 8 '20 at 11:31 Add a comment

programming be like:

programming be like: | programming-memes, developer-memes, code-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When the senior developer refactors your code Somebody toucha my spaghet!

How to exit Vim

How to exit Vim | vim-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content dUO UNPLUGG COMPUTER

Progress Is Made

Progress Is Made
Nothing says "I've grown as a developer" quite like wanting to pour Tabasco directly into your eyeballs after seeing your old code. That burning sensation is just your brain trying to cauterize the memory of variable names like temp1 , finalFinalActuallyFinal , and those magnificent 200-line functions that "just work, don't touch it." The best part? You wrote comments like "Fix this later" that you're only discovering now, 12 months later. Progress isn't measured in lines of codeβ€”it's measured in how physically painful your old code is to look at.

Why is not possible?

Why is not possible? | javascript-memes, java-memes, framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content when your boss tells you you can't rewrite your app in the javascript framework that came out 4 hours ago sigsegmem DeN THIS HOUSE IS A GUGKING PRISONI

I Don't See Any Differences Either

I Don't See Any Differences Either
The compiler said "0 errors" so I shipped it! Who cares about those 5678 warnings? They're just the compiler being overly dramatic. Warnings are basically just passive-aggressive suggestions anyway. It's like when your IDE underlines half your code in yellow squiggles but everything still runs fine. Sure, there might be 5000+ instances of "variable may be null" or "unused import" or "deprecated method," but did we crash? NO! Ship it to production, baby! What could possibly go wrong?

Git Gud Or Die Trying

Git Gud Or Die Trying
Oh. My. GOD. The three stages of Git desperation captured in their natural habitat! 😱 On the left, we have the blissfully ignorant newbie who thinks git clone is the height of sophistication. HONEY, JUST WAIT. In the middle? That's you after discovering the UNHOLY TRINITY of git commands - cherry-pick , bisect , and rebase . The tears! The grinding teeth! The DRAMA of it all! And finally, the dark side. When you've stared into the abyss so long you've become one with it. rm -rf repo is no longer a tragedy - it's SWEET RELEASE. The bell curve doesn't lie, darling. We all end up in the same Git hell eventually. Resistance is FUTILE!

EVERY TIME! 😎

EVERY TIME! 😎 | password-memes, email-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content me after guessing the password of my own email ProdrammerHumor.io

Expose ALL the algorithms! ALL of them!

Expose ALL the algorithms! ALL of them! | code-memes, iphone-memes, lines of code-memes, git-memes, algorithm-memes, algorithms-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Jamie Cohen NewandDigital I like how this enthusiastic young woman with a fourth grade education thinks she's going to look at thousands of lines of code and be like thank you m'lord elon for your transparency I understand now Tomi Lahren TomiLahren Expose the algorithms, elonmusk ALL of them!!! 9:26 PM 102722 Twitter for iPhone 6:25 AM 102822 Twitter for iPhone

Horrible

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Content Things Worse Than CSS imoffo.com