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i have no use for copilot
Programming
2 years ago 71.9K views 0 shares
i have no use for copilot | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CODE GENERATORS COPILOT CODE IS BETTER THAN MINE 34 34 THAVE NO USE FOR COPILOT THAVE NO USE FOR COPILOT 14 14 0.1 2 10 score 55 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145

Corporate Fashion Predicts Your Tech Stack
Java Programming Backend
5 months ago 159.6K views 0 shares
Corporate Fashion Predicts Your Tech Stack
Nothing screams "stuck in 2005" quite like those khakis with the excessive cuff roll. The correlation between outdated fashion and outdated tech stacks is practically scientific at this point. If your manager's pants look like they're preparing for a flood that never comes, you can bet your entire sprint that Java 8 is considered "bleeding edge" in your office. The modern JDK might as well be science fiction when the person signing off on tech upgrades still has a BlackBerry holster somewhere in their desk drawer.

I Need This For My Github PR Approvals
Git Devops Agile Programming
8 months ago 270.1K views 0 shares
I Need This For My Github PR Approvals
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this developer to create a physical "Looks Good To Me" stamp for code reviews! 💀 Because why spend 3 hours nitpicking someone's perfectly functional code when you could just SLAM this bad boy down and call it a day?! This is the physical manifestation of that colleague who reviews your 500-line PR in 30 seconds flat. The ultimate weapon against those overzealous reviewers who want you to rename variables at 4:59 PM on a Friday! Honestly, if your team's code quality standards have descended into rubber-stamp territory, you might as well embrace the chaos with STYLE! Next PR? *THUMP* – APPROVED! No questions asked! Your codebase is either going to absolutely thrive or spectacularly implode, and I am HERE for the drama either way!

This guy knows what's up.
Java Debugging Backend
2 years ago 49.1K views 0 shares
This guy knows what's up. | java-memes, bug-memes, reddit-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 0 0 65 21:34 askreddit SUGGESTED What is the most disturbing fact you know? NSFW OldManoftheNorth 14 hours ago askreddit 91 upvoted 1058 points 1264 comments phobug 288 points 3 hours ago 3 billion devices run java. 4

Client Logic
Programming Linux
4 years ago 71.2K views 0 shares
Client Logic | requirements-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PIs deliver?? NO REQUIREMENTS!! ONLY DELIVER

When Your RTX 4090 Gets The Economy Shipping Option
Hardware
6 months ago 179.0K views 0 shares
When Your RTX 4090 Gets The Economy Shipping Option
OH MY GOD! The AUDACITY of delivering a $2000 graphics card on a BICYCLE! 😱 The GeForce RTX 4090 - the crown jewel of gaming hardware - being transported like it's a $5 sandwich! The sheer DRAMA of this delivery method! That GPU could render entire UNIVERSES while the bicycle can barely render the next street corner without wobbling! Somewhere, a gamer is refreshing their tracking info while their precious pixel-pushing powerhouse is balanced precariously between handlebars and certain doom. The ultimate juxtaposition of cutting-edge technology and ancient transportation! I'm absolutely DECEASED! 💀

A Real Struggle
Programming
1 year ago 44.4K views 0 shares
aRealStruggle | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content THE STRUGGLE EV QA FEATURE FOUND A BUG

Monitors (affiliate)

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Deco Gear 34” Ultrawide Curved Monitor | 3440x1440 VA Display | 180Hz, 1ms MPRT, Adaptive Sync | 1500R, HDR Ready, 100% sRGB | Dual HDMI/DP, 21:9 Aspect Ratio, VESA Mount, Low Blue Light
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Might Be Happening For Real
Linux
1 year ago 45.4K views 0 shares
mightBeHappeningForReal | cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content client server 200 "status code": 400, "detail": "Bad Request"

finally, a middle ground has been found
Programming
3 years ago 42.0K views 0 shares
finally, a middle ground has been found | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 5!120 Programmers Mathematicians

Y'all got any more of them binary tree questions?
Javascript Frontend
2 years ago 66.4K views 0 shares
Y'all got any more of them binary tree questions? | frontend-memes, discord-memes, function-memes, binary-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 6Our company has frontend specific interview challenges?" "Please create a functional clone of Discord in 45 minutes."

The Game Dev Time Distribution Paradox
Gamedev Unity Programming
7 months ago 157.5K views 0 shares
The Game Dev Time Distribution Paradox
The eternal game dev paradox in its natural habitat! Laptop literally on fire while coding, but hey, that's just "making games." Meanwhile, 90% of our time is spent in a fantasy land of thinking, talking, reading, and dreaming about making games. And don't forget playing other games "for research" (wink wink) while aggressively taking notes to convince ourselves it's productive work. The gap between our game dev fantasies and the burning reality of actually shipping code is basically the definition of our entire industry.

Memory Safety
Programming
2 years ago 51.2K views 0 shares
memorySafety | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content RUST IS BETTER THAN C Bot PROGRAMMERS