Random Memes

Back navigation is broken on this page because of the randomness - it's a feature, not a bug! So save your post before navigating back to this page lol, coz it ain't gonna remember your scroll position.

Unpopular Opinion But Ihate Meson
Programming
2 years ago 96.9K views 0 shares
unpopularOpinionButIHateMeson | bash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Every Large Project's Build System CMake BSD Make Meson Python GNU Make A Bash Script From 1997 Autotools

Let Him Cook
Javascript Databases Frontend Backend
2 years ago 180.7K views 0 shares
letHimCook | developer-memes, software-memes, software developer-memes, web-memes, jquery-memes, rest-memes, query-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Hi unclepuma, We found your resume on Indeed and noticed vour experience as a Software Developer with skills in Query and creating innovative web applications. If you're interested in joining our team as a Line Cook, please feel free to apply now or view the job description for more details. I'm interested Not interested Line Cook Tin Building by Jean-Georges New York, NY 10038 Salary 18 - 20 an hour

Docker is born
Python Cloud
3 years ago 129.9K views 0 shares
Docker is born | docker-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IT WORKS ON MY MACHINE THEN WELLSHIP YOUR MACHINE AND THAT IS HOW DOCKER WAS BORN

least arrogant programmer
Javascript Linux Frontend Cloud
2 years ago 248.2K views 0 shares
least arrogant programmer | programmer-memes, coding-memes, software-memes, code-memes, coder-memes, web-memes, computing-memes, unix-memes, program-memes, try-memes, react-memes, machine-memes, ajax-memes, cloud-memes, mac-memes, language-memes, framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Solet Today at 3:41 AM fundamentally incorrect. sorry. websoftware as a service keeps the world spinning, cloud computing is necessary. ajax slutty services that bog down slow machines are a different matter altogether and wonderful tools like react get abused horribly by lazy coders....... but for anything that makes a registry edit or an alias edit (winunix) should be retail, not service fun fact: i program in over 40 languages but i'm not hirable because i insist on clean code. there's not a framework in an language i read that's not leaky as fuck. speed coding hurts the user, hurts the market, and drives down the industry.

Wield The Sword
Programming Debugging Backend
1 month ago 21.5M views 0 shares
Wield The Sword
The chosen one emerges from the depths, muscles rippling, ready to take on the ancient codebase that's been running in production since 2003. The elders gather in hushed reverence. But plot twist: the legendary sword isn't Excalibur—it's "what?" Because nothing says "heroic legacy code maintenance" quite like inheriting a 50,000-line monolith with zero documentation, variable names like x1 and temp_final_REAL , and comments that just say "// don't touch this." The real strength isn't in your biceps—it's in your ability to not rage-quit when you discover the entire authentication system runs on a single regex.

Corsair Vanguard PRO 96 Wired Hall Effect Magnetic Mechanical Gaming Keyboard – 96% Layout, MGX Hyperdrive Switches, 8000Hz Polling, Rapid Trigger, Virtual Stream Deck, SOCD Flashtap, QWERTY US
Affiliate Mechanical Keyboards
Corsair
Corsair Vanguard PRO 96 Wired Hall Effect Magnetic Mechanical Gaming Keyboard – 96% Layout, MGX Hyperdrive Switches, 8000Hz Polling, Rapid Trigger, Virtual Stream Deck, SOCD Flashtap, QWERTY US
Optimally-compact 96% form factor: A full keyboard with arrow keys, a tenkey pad, brilliant LCD screen, 6 programmable G-keys, and a rotary dial in a super-compact frame that’s roughly the size of a …

Tech Never Works For Long
Security Iot Networking Linux Hardware
5 months ago 476.3K views 1 shares
Tech Never Works For Long
When you work in IT, you develop trust issues with technology that would make a therapist weep. This person has gone full Amish-mode in their own home, rejecting every "smart" device like they're debugging their entire life. Mechanical locks? Check. Mechanical windows? Absolutely. OpenWRT routers? Of course—because when you've seen what happens behind the curtain, you're not letting some manufacturer's backdoor-riddled firmware anywhere near your network. And smart home devices? Those little data-harvesting gremlins can stay at Best Buy where they belong. The ultimate irony: spending your entire career making technology work for others while your own home looks like it time-traveled from 1985. It's not paranoia when you KNOW exactly how everything breaks, gets hacked, or phones home to corporate overlords. The cobbler's children have no shoes, but the IT worker's house has no IoT vulnerabilities!

¯ (ツ) /¯
Programming
4 years ago 73.1K views 0 shares
¯_(ツ)_/¯ | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content My manager appreciating me for creating a button that closes the app Button gashing the app

Clouldflare today
Programming
4 years ago 95.0K views 0 shares
Clouldflare today | security-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content like,., maybe sha-1, right now. my dude how many layers of security vulns are vou on you are like a little baby cloudbleed watch this

Discovering this as I build my first website...
Programming Python Frontend
4 years ago 161.3K views 0 shares
Discovering this as I build my first website... | web-memes, website-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IS TTI BAD? DEPENDS ON THE CONTENT WITH SLOT imgfip.com MACHINES NO. WITH PERMISSIONS? YES.

Asking The Real Question Here
Hardware Programming Linux Windows
3 months ago 193.1M views 0 shares
Asking The Real Question Here
Someone just discovered they have 500GB of free disk space while their 8GB RAM is crying for mercy every time Chrome opens a new tab. The logic is flawless, really. Why bother with volatile memory that forgets everything when you lose power, when you could just dump all your runtime data onto the filesystem and pretend it's the same thing? Sure, your application would run at the blistering speed of molasses in January, but at least you'd never run out of "memory" again. Who needs nanosecond access times when you can have millisecond disk I/O? It's basically the same thing if you squint hard enough and ignore several decades of computer science. Fun fact: This is essentially what swap space does, except the OS is smart enough to know it's a terrible idea and only does it when absolutely desperate. But hey, why let the operating system have all the fun?

I'm a one man army.
Programming
4 years ago 101.0K views 0 shares
I'm a one man army. | product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Normies: Worting in teams increases producinis Developers: Well yes, but actually no

NordVPN
Sponsored VPN
NordVPN
Encrypt your traffic on public Wi-Fi, stream from anywhere, and cover up to ten devices with one plan. 30-day money-back guarantee.

All You Need Is Lo
Programming
2 years ago 90.0K views 0 shares
AllYouNeedIsLo | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 for (int o for (int 1 .. for (int l0 .. for (int 11 .. for (int loo for (int lol for (int llo . for (int 111 . for (int 1000 for (int lool for (int 101o ..