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Greedy Kid

greedyKid | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content include santa dear Santa, while(00)( i want you to leaveMeAGift(santaObj); break;

What am I doing with my life

What am I doing with my life | try-memes, catch-memes, machine-memes, string-memes, class-memes, mac-memes, exception-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content public class ExceptionMachineGun public static void main (String args) try FireException); catch(Exception ex) try FireException); catch(Exception ex2) ReloadMachineGun(); public static void FireException () throws Exception try int x ; X 10; catch(Exception ex) FireException); public static void ReloadMachineGun () try FireException); catch(Exception ex) ReloadMachineGun);

npm install wolololo

npm install wolololo | npm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me looking for the right NPM package youtube.comtoddpoorel

The lifesaver

The lifesaver | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content FLEX APE type mismatch: cannot convert datatype to string toString JrBerypted

Oh

Oh! | programming-memes, program-memes, c-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content LOST CHILDREN WILL BE TAUGHT THE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE

Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.

Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different. | tech-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content public class foof public shatle vold mainfstring argsta) while(true) Fiel , Systen,eut, printin (" PENIS

Judgement day

Judgement day | coding-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content checking my changes after coding for 1 hour. mpm run build

The ^cist (XORcist)

The ^cist (XORcist) | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content etcinit.ddaemon stop

Casually browsing AskReddit just to learn the news that we're all working for clowns. I'm shattered :(

Casually browsing AskReddit just to learn the news that we're all working for clowns. I'm shattered :( | software-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, stack-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, hardware-memes, ios-memes, docker-memes, jenkins-memes, fix-memes, monitor-memes, reddit-memes, IT-memes, ibm-memes, ide-memes, open source-memes, devops-memes, prometheus-memes, grafana-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 8 points 11 hours ago but if you have a bank or similiar and need 99.99 uptime no matter what happend, then an IBM mainframe is a very good choise. And IBm have a massive support organisation if you pay for it, they fix anything anytime of the day. permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give award reply hide child comments -2 points 11 hours ago (last edited 11 hours ago) You could also just hire a regular devops team with college-taught skills and have them build your redundancy on readily and widely available hardware backed by open source technology, which won't get you vendor-locked like the poor souls in the banking world You should avoid it choosing proprietary IBM technology at all cost. It's almost always a very bad choice. The only good reason for doing so is if you're already prisoner from having chosen IBM proprietary technology in the past and your team existing structure is already constructed around it. permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give award reply hide child comments 12 points 10 hours ago I'll take "who's never worked in a company with more than 6 people" for 100 permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give award reply hide child comments -3 points 1Pours ago My ass Every company under the sun is doing running and then monitoring their systems using an open source stack. Docker. Ansible. Jenkins. Nagios. Monit. Prometheus. K8. Grafana. Or a system backed by it. You've either only worked in very niche bubbles of the tech world or you don't know what you're talking about nermalnk source emhed save cave-RE narent renort give award renly hide child comments 13 points 8 hours ago Clearly you're not working in any serious company if they're relying on open source software. Dermalink source embed save save-RES parent report give award reply hide child comments ProarammerHumor.io

I Have Never Seen This Question In My Life

I Have Never Seen This Question In My Life
That awkward moment when your desperate 2AM search leads you to your own StackOverflow answer from 3 years ago. There you are, awarding yourself a medal for solving a problem you've completely forgotten about. The ultimate digital déjà vu - congratulating past you while current you has absolutely zero recollection of ever being that smart. Truly the circle of developer life.

God like chad

God like chad | stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, overflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Yes I reply to stack overflow questions how could you tell made with mematic

I am the internet!

I am the internet! | try-memes, loc-memes, internet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you're offline trying to connect to localhost, but your browser hits you with a "No internet" 1AM THE INTERNET