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Trust Issues With Your Own Code

Trust Issues With Your Own Code
Trust issues taken to a whole new level! VS Code's Git integration has the audacity to question if you trust yourself when opening your own project. The suspicious face perfectly captures that moment of existential coding crisis: "Do I even trust my own code? What did past-me hide in these commits?" Self-doubt.exe has been successfully installed.

UNLIMITED POWER

UNLIMITED POWER | code-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SPEED LIMIT 30 69 NICE The guy who coded it to say "nice" on 69

Imagine ending up with 30 MacBooks at the end of the month

Imagine ending up with 30 MacBooks at the end of the month | code-memes, IT-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Cat McGee catmcgee.ethlens ... CatMcGeeCode My new Macbook arrived today and it gives me so much motivation to code.... I should get a new Macbook every month

Terminal Overload!

Terminal Overload! | python-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, terminal-memes, python 2.7-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content roote07292a4461d: roote07292a4461d: python Python 2.7.13 (default, Dec 18 2016, 20:19:42) GCC 6.2.1 201612151 on linux2 Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information. 22 22 16 2222 65536 22222 20035299304068464649790723515602557504478254755697514192650169737108940595563114530895061308809333481010382 2367203002916969592156108764948889254090805911457037675208500206671563702 1448071117748158809141 1863793126484703743782954975613770981 6046144133086921181024859591 28001605686701056516467 42079671439991859891129262299 27055674210800700652839633 55540733451072131124 3834814354263873065395529 006403621197961018 5437637059869289137571 00525431066296691652 1620535793697914032363 2943010174580868622633 303854596886522 885086 1961993299 4770291208 34340124760966395: 4763087148566313528934: 68973148682 11345886945322 548622 1600825 949825905 9806084993441782562850927 4926721761283308452739364 4458408383 15828110703870 244384324023312 129204706761917 2830716548685255 1930046073645079262129 3888778390563004824837998396 999427233160699 2248480638900336 466665942187200: 7231007615131871 WELL 7784666701457179 1386881242499844 3509623043612191 3183650598972991 030739713525206! 5502555961819349 3198817036964581 3254054481327483 546999198367219: 2998617254244233 505711072297431 5577514712987082 399390273553454! 9074981528654443 989779464821692 3390991105864655 051644171668251 9772861569225966 159958853783482: 1008815782914082 896671138055560 3569207902145022 083612991669477 3454088584227261 142129553649408 3536585717888948 914787680864032: 9805844975260236 THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY 846589331837301! 5964171499455322 984558855804397 - quickneme co35065875864258107 41027876593246626899784183196203122624211773914772080048835783335692045339359532545648970285585897355057512 49738818846227682448516220518170767221698632657016543169197426512300417573299044735376725368457927543654128 9616746946288540679172138601225419503819704538417268006398820656328792839582708510919958839448297775647152 13074270462020320133683503854253603136367635752126047074253112092334028374829494531047274189692872755720276 17586854390532281337 62696283169556874240605277264858530506113563848519659189686495963355682169 0984039024283514 2692629694686727507943461904399966189796 7505194423564026443032717 63316892138696 0248810471819390372206668947022042588368958409399984535609488699468 5982591331006919941 19089260779491192179464073551296338645230356733455880333131970803654571847 28252584076690456084394903252905263375323165090876813366142423983095308065496618793819491200339194894940651 41806554791126609380343113785325328835333520249343659791293412848549709468263290758301930726653377825593143

You guys can center a div, right?

You guys can center a div, right? | div-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Wait you guys actually can't center a div. Ithoughalt was joke

The Digital Pink Slip: GitHub Edition

The Digital Pink Slip: GitHub Edition
That moment when your access to the company's GitHub repo gets revoked before HR even tells you you're fired. Nothing says "your services are no longer required" quite like git pushing you out of the organization! The digital equivalent of finding your desk contents in a cardboard box. Bonus anxiety: frantically checking if you committed that side project code before losing access forever.

What Would Be Your Reaction

What Would Be Your Reaction
American developers reaching for their debugging tool of choice when someone suggests running JavaScript on the server. Node.js advocates better run for cover! The only thing more dangerous than JavaScript's type coercion is a developer who's been forced to debug asynchronous callback hell at 2 AM. Second amendment rights apparently extend to protecting your codebase from terrible architectural decisions.

Bam bam coding

Bam bam coding | coding-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content HOW TO GODE FAST OPENBRONSER P SEARCHEOR THE CODE CONTROLC CONTROLV

The Irony

theIrony | software-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Salesforce e 5575569 followers 2w Edited We are hiring software engineers across our teams in Hyderabad and Bengaluru. Learn more about career opportunities at Salesforce. Oe 33 5 Like Comment Share To view or add a comment sign in More Relevant Posts Thomas Wagner . Marc Benioff says Salesforce isnt hiring Software Engineers in 2025. min 1200 . think thats only part of the picture. Companies like Salesforc ...more

If God Let Designers Rebrand Earth

If God Let Designers Rebrand Earth
Oh look, another UI/UX "improvement" that strips away all useful details! Left: Earth with its messy continents, textures, and actual information. Right: The designer's "clean" version—a minimalist gradient sphere that tells you absolutely nothing but looks "modern." This is basically what happens when the design team gets too much power in a sprint planning meeting. "Users don't need to see countries, that's information overload! Let's simplify!" Next update: continents will be available as a premium subscription feature.

Programming on a laptop feels like this

Programming on a laptop feels like this | programming-memes, computer-memes, program-memes, laptop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me:Hits compile Every fan in my computer:

Best For Beginners

BestForBeginners | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ICH SOL SHOW ME THE EASIEST PROGRAMING LANGUAGE I said easiest Perfection