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Content DEV WITH 15 YEARS EXPERIENCE TRYING TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING ONLINE COMP SCI GRAD REPLYING TO ARGUE THEY KNOW BETTER

As a programmer it's really sad to see the programmer who didn't code the pemdas right.

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4 years ago 43.0K views 0 shares

As a programmer it's really sad to see the programmer who didn't code the pemdas right. | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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Pretty Pixels, Poor Performance

Gamedev Hardware Unity Programming

3 months ago 180.0K views 0 shares

The eternal cycle of gaming disappointment. You see a shiny new game announcement, and your heart skips a beat. Then you spot those dreaded words: "Built with Unreal Engine 5." Suddenly your $2000 gaming rig transforms into a glorified space heater that struggles to maintain 30fps while your GPU fans reach airplane takeoff levels. Meanwhile, the devs are like "Have you tried DLSS? Maybe upgrade your 3-month-old graphics card?" The irony is that UE5 is actually capable of incredible optimization - it's just that many studios get so mesmerized by those sweet nanite visuals and lumen lighting that performance becomes an afterthought. "Who needs 60fps when the rocks have 8K textures?"

Inventing New Features Is Like This

Programming Devops Debugging

2 months ago 201.0K views 0 shares

The expectation: "This won't take long, I can just reuse code from another project." The reality: A Frankenstein's monster of incompatible parts desperately duct-taped together, much like Bugs Bunny's makeshift outboard motor that somehow still floats but is one runtime error away from catastrophic failure. Copy-pasting code is the software equivalent of trying to fit square pegs in round holes while blindfolded and underwater. Sure, it compiles... technically. But what you've created isn't elegant software—it's a digital crime scene waiting for a forensic code reviewer to discover.

Indeed it was a great movie.

Programming Databases Frontend Backend

4 years ago 74.8K views 0 shares

Indeed it was a great movie. | code-memes, web-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, database-memes, IT-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Carla CodesCarla I saw a great movie about databases today - I can't wait for the SQL. 11:11 PM 17 Nov 20 Twitter Web App 276 Retweets 77 Quote Tweets 2,546 Likes 17

The Average Git Rebase Experience

Git Devops Programming Debugging

3 months ago 195.7K views 0 shares

Starts with a simple rebase. Then you're fixing conflicts with amend and continue. Next thing you know, you're aborting and hard resetting. Finally, you just merge the branch like a defeated circus performer who's dead inside but still has to smile for the audience. The transformation from "I know what I'm doing" to "I have no idea what's happening anymore" is complete.

The Ultimate Job Security Hack

Programming Agile Debugging Testing

3 months ago 209.9K views 0 shares

The dark truth no CS professor ever warns you about. Write elegant, maintainable code and you'll be replaced by the next bootcamp grad in 48 hours. Create a tangled nightmare of spaghetti code with zero documentation, and suddenly you've got job security until retirement. The real 10x developer strategy isn't writing more code—it's making yourself unfireable by being the only one who understands the monstrosity you've created. Career hack unlocked!

Instagram knows the struggle

Programming

3 years ago 39.0K views 0 shares

Instagram knows the struggle | iphone-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Instagram Search Less Salary with Good Sleep is better than Huge Salary with Bad Sleep. 11:40 pm 01 Aug 21 Twitter for iPhone 5,029 Retweets 232 Quote Tweets 27.6K Likes Me With Bad Salary And No Sleep:

Fixed It

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1 year ago 23.8K views 0 shares

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"PHP is dead"

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2 years ago 68.8K views 0 shares

"PHP is dead" | php-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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If Full Stack was a person

Programming StackOverflow

4 years ago 56.1K views 0 shares

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Active Problems

Programming StackOverflow Debugging

5 months ago 178.1K views 0 shares

Ah, the medical records don't lie! Being a computer programmer isn't just an occupation—it's a diagnosable condition right up there with anxiety, depression, and irritable bowel syndrome. Makes perfect sense why it's sandwiched between acid reflux and Crohn's disease. The doctor just wrote down the symptoms (sleep deprivation, caffeine addiction, and the thousand-yard stare at Stack Overflow) and accidentally created the most accurate medical assessment in history. Turns out debugging isn't just something you do—it's something you have .

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