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Arrays start at 1
Backend
2 years ago 14.4K views 0 shares
Arrays start at 1 | program-memes, array-memes, arrays-memes, api-memes, ide-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Bichslapin 6d Hey, Ada is my favorite language and you can start array however the hell you want. Starting at 1 is awesome. I always start at 1 when I program in Ada. Reply 4 Vote y Bichslapin 6d I might also be retarded. Take that into consideration. 4 15

Programming Jobs Be Like
Programming
1 year ago 42.3K views 0 shares
ProgrammingJobsBeLike | programming-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content HELP WANTED. MUST BE I8 YEARS OLD WITH 20 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

Eventual Consistency: When Your Database Counts Like This Lake Sign
Databases Algorithms Programming Backend Cloud
3 months ago 274.7K views 0 shares
Eventual Consistency: When Your Database Counts Like This Lake Sign
This is the perfect visualization of eventual consistency in distributed systems! The sign claims 236 people drowned, but somehow 237 weren't wearing life jackets. That off-by-one error is basically what happens when your database nodes haven't synced yet. "Don't worry, the data will be consistent... eventually™." Just like how this lake's tragic statistics will probably get fixed in the next write operation. Or maybe they're counting a future drowning victim who's already decided not to wear a life jacket but hasn't fallen in yet. Talk about pessimistic locking!

The Friday Deployment Russian Roulette
Devops Programming Debugging Testing
9 months ago 183.0K views 0 shares
The Friday Deployment Russian Roulette
The eternal dilemma: two big red buttons. One promises a peaceful weekend. The other guarantees chaos by deploying to production on Friday. The sweating developer knows there's only one choice management will accept, and it's not the one that lets them sleep at night. Nothing says "I hate myself" quite like pushing code right before clocking out for two days.

facebook server room rn
Programming
3 years ago 42.7K views 0 shares
facebook server room rn | server-memes, facebook-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content No text found in image

Python is the best!
Python Java Frontend Backend
3 years ago 63.9K views 0 shares
Python is the best! | java-memes, python-memes, IT-memes, cors-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content years ago My goal: 'To become a python guru in the next 6 months!' 1 137 REPLY Hide replies - 2 years ago REPLY How's it been going so far? 12 years ago 1 switched to java. 142 years ago REPLY why REPLY 10 12 years ago REPLY 1 year ago you are fucking stupid assholl!!! Python is the Best!!! TRAITOR 13 gI REPLY

Programming Cycle
Testing
6 months ago 71.1K views 0 shares
Programming Cycle
Content Deploy to production After that, Team sounds made with mematic Then, production is down Finally, they are calling you for another reason

The Redundancy Department Of Redundancy
Debugging Devops Programming Backend Cloud
3 months ago 218.7K views 0 shares
The Redundancy Department Of Redundancy
Behold, the classic "belt and suspenders" approach to software engineering! Someone decided to publish that config data twice—once inside the conditional and once outside—because why risk it only being published once, right? This is like ordering pizza, then immediately ordering the exact same pizza again just in case the first one doesn't arrive. The second call will always execute regardless of the condition, making the entire if-statement completely pointless. Somewhere in a code review, a senior developer is quietly dying inside.

I think we are good..
Programming
2 years ago 44.5K views 0 shares
I think we are good.. | programmer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Rust programmers I feel bad for you. Ct programmers I don't think about you at all.

Cloud engineering is hard...
Cloud
2 years ago 28.6K views 0 shares
Cloud engineering is hard... | engineer-memes, engineering-memes, cloud-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DON'T KNOW WHY IM BEING PAID 340K TO WRITE YAML BUT AT THIS POINT I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK

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Not OC
Programming
3 years ago 43.2K views 0 shares
Not OC | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Select all squares with programs that halt If there are none, click skip SKIP

The 500KB CSS Catastrophe
Frontend Webdev React Javascript Debugging
6 months ago 204.5K views 0 shares
The 500KB CSS Catastrophe
The eternal frontend struggle in three acts: Act 1: Your website and performance are perfectly balanced on the seesaw. Life is good. Act 2: "Let me just add this tiny CSS library that saves three lines of code." *Balance shifts slightly* Act 3: *500KB later* Your website is now crushing performance into the stratosphere while the hand of fate (probably your project manager) reaches in to fix the disaster. And this, friends, is why we can't have nice things in web development. Those "lightweight" libraries are the gateway drug to bundle bloat.