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Prompt Developers: The Christmas Identity Crisis
AI Webdev Programming
10 months ago 228.2K views 0 shares
Prompt Developers: The Christmas Identity Crisis
When you're the only traditional coder at the family Christmas and your relatives finally understand what you've been trying to tell them for months! The kid is literally every "real programmer" opening their shiny new AI course gift only to discover the harsh truth. Meanwhile, the prompt-writing relatives are cackling because they've been making six figures by typing "make me a website that looks good" into ChatGPT while you're still debugging semicolons at 3 AM. The ultimate coding identity crisis of our generation!

Version Control
Programming
4 years ago 62.4K views 0 shares
Version Control | code-memes, version-memes, version control-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GitHub Notch Retweeted Definitely Not Dan DefN... 2h Replying to notch Read your code aloud and put it on Amazon as an audiobook. O g 17 15 216

When they try to replace a senior guy with intern...
Programming
3 years ago 63.4K views 0 shares
When they try to replace a senior guy with intern... | try-memes, ssl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Interns taking over my module when I was in vacation Me after returning Look how they massacred my boy.

The Taskbar Of Imminent System Failure
Windows Webdev Hardware Programming
5 months ago 353.9K views 0 shares
The Taskbar Of Imminent System Failure
Ah, the classic "every browser tab is a precious resource" taskbar. That's someone running Chrome, VLC, Adobe Reader, and about 15 other apps simultaneously on a machine that's one CPU fan away from achieving liftoff. The look of judgment isn't because they're watching YouTube during a meeting—it's because they're somehow running all that without their laptop spontaneously combusting. Impressive yet terrifying. Like watching someone juggle chainsaws while standing on a tightrope made of dental floss.

Can't Find My Hotel Room
Webdev Networking Programming Frontend Backend
5 months ago 295.7K views 0 shares
Can't Find My Hotel Room
Room 404 - the one that doesn't exist. Just like the web page you're looking for. The universe has a sick sense of humor giving a developer a hotel key with the HTTP status code for "Not Found." Bet the front desk guy just smirked and said "try refreshing your request." This is why I stick to command line interfaces - at least they tell you exactly how they're going to ruin your day.

Ah yes, LinkedIn elitist gatekeeping at it's finest!
Programming StackOverflow
4 years ago 83.3K views 0 shares
Ah yes, LinkedIn elitist gatekeeping at it's finest! | tech-memes, design-memes, hacker-memes, stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, loc-memes, internet-memes, linkedin-memes, overflow-memes, documentation-memes, open source-memes, logs-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 2nd Lead Backend Engtheer at: 1mo Edited ( One of my friends with 5 years experience rejected an offer from a local company due to salary issues, to be honest the offer was fair enough to his level. i asked him 10 questions and he got 1 from 10. 1- did you contribute to any open source projects. 2- do you have more than 500 point on stack overflow. 3- what is your level in hacker rank. 4- are you fluent in english. 5- did you write any kind of tech blogs. 6- could you please explain what is the internet to me. 7- how much blogs do you read per month. g- documentation vs stack overflow. 9- what is the last design pattern you used. 10- what is the last thing you have learned out side your full time job. please before asking a company for elon musk's salary, ask yourself, do i deserve such salary. 9 456 comments

These folders I tell you, never happy.
Programming
4 years ago 76.5K views 0 shares
These folders I tell you, never happy. | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content New Folder Shortcut WinRAR Text Give me a name! I deserve a name! Untitled Folder Entitled Folder Untitled Folder Untitled Folder WOW YOU! Entitled Folder

*inspects your element*
Linux
2 years ago 39.7K views 0 shares
*inspects your element* | cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content swarnpert Follow right clicks on you swarnpert Follow views your properties

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By the time you're 35...
Frontend
2 years ago 17.1K views 0 shares
By the time you're 35... | div-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Gabor Javorszky B javorszky Follow By the time you're 35, you should have successfully vertically centred a div at least once. 9:58 AM - 20 May 2018 1,648 Retweets 6,844 Likes 140 ProarammerHumor.io 17 1.6K 6.8K

Cookies Be Like
Webdev Security Javascript Programming Frontend
9 months ago 262.9K views 0 shares
Cookies Be Like
The eternal lie of the web. You click "don't show again" on a cookie notice, refresh the page, and boom—there it is again. It's like websites have the memory of a goldfish but only for user preferences. Meanwhile, they somehow remember that one embarrassing product you looked at 7 years ago to show in targeted ads. The irony of a site claiming it "doesn't use cookies" while clearly not remembering your preference is just *chef's kiss*. The digital equivalent of telling someone your name and them asking what your name is 30 seconds later.

I love this comics
Javascript Frontend
3 years ago 78.1K views 0 shares
I love this comics | design-memes, designer-memes, marketing-memes, try-memes, frontend-memes, list-memes, function-memes, IT-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes, product-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content HOW TO BUILD A CAR LIKE A STARTUP y war vases CEO COMES UP WITH PRODUCT DESIGNER MAKES A FANCY IDEA IT REALISTIC ENGINEERS MAKE IT WoRK FRONTEND AND DESIGNERS FIND A COMPROMISE BETWEEN FORM FUNCTION MARKETING PAINTS IT BLUE, CEO SUMMONS A WITCH TO BECAUSE BLUE EVOKES FEELINGS DETERMINE THE OF TRUST AND PROFESSIONALISM PRICE 200 THE USER PROMISES TO PAY "LOADS" IF THEY CAN REQUEST EXTRA FUNCTIONAL BI2DEV SELLS IT FOR JUST 29.99 MO - IF YOU PAY FOR A DECADE ONCE INSIDE THE USER IS UNABLE TO LEAVE BECAUSE DOORHANDLES ARE SOLD SEPARATELY g toggl TRYING NOT TO BUILD A BOATPLANECAR SINCE 2008 MART VIRKUS

Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices
Testing Frontend
2 years ago 29.2K views 0 shares
Want to be a web developer? You have to test your site on all these devices | developer-memes, web developer-memes, web-memes, test-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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