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Programming On The Go

programmingOnTheGo | programming-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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System Admins: Perception Vs. Brutal Reality

System Admins: Perception Vs. Brutal Reality
Oh. My. God. The TRAGIC reality of system admin life laid bare! ๐Ÿ’€ Friends think we're gaming nerds, Mom's CONVINCED we're tech billionaires, and society pictures us as awkward IT guys with headsets. Meanwhile, the boss imagines us napping on keyboards! We picture ourselves as Matrix-level digital gods, but the DEVASTATING truth? We're just clicking "restart" on Windows error messages and praying to the server gods that nothing explodes today. The glamour! The prestige! The CTRL+ALT+DELUSION!

Those Text Editors Are So Big

thoseTextEditorsAreSoBig | code-memes, vim-memes, visual studio-memes, jetbrains-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ZED imaflip.com RUM NEOVIM SCODE VISUAL STUDIO JETBRAINS

dArK tHeMe iS SuPeRIor

dArK tHeMe iS SuPeRIor | bug-memes, terminal-memes, function-memes, object-memes, debug-memes, c-memes, cli-memes, ecli-memes, ML-memes, cs-memes, space-memes, dependencies-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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First year if statement

First year if statement | if statement-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content unHubOnline Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacados get six They had avacodos pun hub

Plonker Musk

Plonker Musk | developer-memes, computer-memes, front-end-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Elon Musk: I want to link the human brain to the computer. Front-end developer: ProdrammerHumor.io

Just this time

Just this time | test-memes, tested-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I know I shouldn't but logically it has no reason not to work and I tested it more than enough deploying on a Friday evening just this time will be fine

I'm in the brink of insanity

I'm in the brink of insanity | program-memes, bugs-memes, bug-memes, fix-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHO WOULD WIN? Me, super motivated to finally fix some tough bugs in my program One noisy boi who wants to make his walls look like swiss cheese

Hello World!

Hello World! | computer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I'm the largest folder on the computer Are you sure about that? Windows folder memes Hello world! US MANA CHANT UNFINISHED PROJECTS ProgrammerHumor.

Where would we be without open source? According to this, we're all communists at heart... Thanks for reminding us Microsoft.

Where would we be without open source? According to this, we're all communists at heart... Thanks for reminding us Microsoft. | microsoft-memes, open source-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHEN YOU PROGRAM OPEN SOURCE, YOU'RE PROGRAMMING COMMUNISM A REMINDER rom YOUR FRIENDS AT MICROSOFT

Everyone panic, StackOverflow is down!

Everyone panic, StackOverflow is down! | web-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, monitor-memes, overflow-memes, ide-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I Stacktxchange Status StackStatus We were having an issue. It's much better now. We're monitoring closely. We will provide additional details on meta. 2:15 PM Jan 29, 2022 Twitter Web App 15 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 54 Likes Lucas Andrade lucasandrad 21m Replying to StackStatus Now I am curious, how will you be able to solve this issue if StackOverflow is down? 2 17 ( 10

Software Optimization

Software Optimization
When your Notepad app somehow needs 8GB of RAM just to display "Hello World" but some absolute madlad is out here trying to run GTA 5 on a PlayStation 3 with the processing power of a calculator watch. The duality of modern software development is absolutely UNHINGED. On one side, we've got bloated Electron apps that could probably run a small country's infrastructure but instead just... open text files. On the other side, game developers are performing literal black magic to squeeze every last drop of performance out of hardware that should've retired years ago. It's giving "I spent six months optimizing my sorting algorithm to save 2ms" versus "I just downloaded 47 npm packages to center a div." The contrast is *chef's kiss* levels of absurd.