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As arbitrary as the excuses for missing documentation

Big brain programming

Big brain programming | programming-memes, program-memes, password-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What if we used 100 of our brain? memeholic Evolution an Human Bra CREATE A NEW ACCOUNT LOG IN alabaster1996 usemamo password is taken by fasikpola420 suggested: somed11, 12somed! Dassword

Priorities

Priorities... | code-memes, web-memes, string-memes, function-memes, cli-memes, jar-memes, IT-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You can bind the 'input event to the textbox. This would fire every time the input changes, so when you paste something (even with right click), delete and type anything. ('myTextbox").on('input', function() do something ); If you use the change handler, this will only fire after the user deselects the input box, which may not be what you want. There is an example of both here: http:isfiddle.net6bSX6 share improve this answer answered Oct 9 '12 at 10:21 Timm 7.276 2 20 0 37 2 1, although it doesn't seem to fire on paste. - Jorgen Oct 9 '12 at 10:24 2 Jorgen it should fire on paste (does for me), what browser are you using? - Timm Oct 9 '12 at 10:25 3 Nevermind. I used the wrong input :) - Jergen Oct 9 '12 at 10:29 This does not work in the Nintendo 3DS browser. The change is not detected even though the input field contains the new string. - Gatada Jul 3 '13 at 11:30 136 Gatada I'm glad my employer does not make me verify web code for the Nintendo 3DS browser. - nocarrier Oct 26 '14 at 2:20

Now I'm Going To Trespass Even Harder

Now I'm Going To Trespass Even Harder
The eighth circle of hell isn't fire and brimstone—it's debugging someone else's PHP code without documentation. Forcing trespassers to untangle nested if-statements and figure out why everything is both a string and not a string simultaneously is just cruel. Geneva convention violation right there. The perfect punishment for those who ignore boundaries, both physical and programmatic.

C++ Programmer is fast because it doesn't waste time cleaning the room.

C++ Programmer is fast because it doesn't waste time cleaning the room. | programmer-memes, program-memes, c++-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Room of C Programmer Room of Java Programmer

Explaining code in a nutshell

Explaining code in a nutshell | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, shell-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How it looks, when you explain your code to your non-programmer friend

I'll stick to the sausage making.

I'll stick to the sausage making. | software-memes, random-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Software is like sausage making in my view; you'll all be happier in the end if you just eat the final product without knowing what's gone into it. -Random Senior Dev Picture from 39th birthday party

Priorities Of A Modern Developer

Priorities Of A Modern Developer
The code isn't going to write itself while you're scrolling through memes about not writing code. Self-awareness level: uncomfortably high. That unfinished pull request isn't getting any younger, but here we are... looking at yet another distracted boyfriend meme instead of fixing that memory leak.

I've been trying to learn c++ and its getting annoying

I've been trying to learn c++ and its getting annoying | try-memes, c++-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content X ANTIVIRUS WHEND GETATRODAN i sleep ANTIVIRUS WHENNTRYTO RUN MY Coo HELLO WORLD PROGRAM realsitte

Floating Math Is Agovernment Lie

floatingMathIsAGovernmentLie | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content THE WORLD IF DEPARTURE 13:34 - DESTINATION: TH 0.1 0.2 0.3

Under mathmemes

Under mathmemes | google-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ,u Reply 4 26 Lobsterporn 10h Translation? 13 Witonisaurus 10h According to Google Translate, it means "Text exceeds 3900 character limit." 48

Be Careful When talkin to a Programmer!!

Be Careful When talkin to a Programmer!! | programmer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content A programmer was walking out of door for work, his wife said "while you're out, buy some milk" and he never came home.

Try-Catch Block Party

Try-Catch Block Party
Squidward peering through the blinds at the try-catch block party happening without him is pure error handling poetry. Your code's over there having the time of its life with exception handling while you're just staring at it, wondering why you wrote it that way in the first place. The exception gets to have all the fun while you're left debugging why your error message is "undefined" for the fifth time today. Classic case of the error knowing more about your code than you do.