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I needed a second thing
Python Backend
3 years ago 40.5K views 0 shares
I needed a second thing | python-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content YOU USE PYTHON BECAUSE OF ITS EASE OF USE AND VERSATILITY USE PYTHON BECAUSE I LIKE SNAKES WE ARE NOT THE SAME

Swagger Skills
Programming Webdev Security Backend
5 months ago 238.3K views 0 shares
Swagger Skills
DARLING, SWEETIE, HONEY! The absolute TRAGEDY of API documentation parties! While everyone's losing their minds over fancy Swagger UI interfaces and OAuth flows, this lone developer is just SILENTLY DOMINATING with their keyboard wizardry! The ability to type 'Bearer' plus token with one hand is the developer equivalent of being able to open a beer bottle with your eye socket - utterly useless in normal society but LEGENDARY in our weird little tech bubble! Meanwhile the peasants gather around in AWE of this basic skill that lets you keep sipping coffee with your other hand while authenticating. THE POWER! THE GLORY!

this makes no sense to me.
Javascript
3 years ago 64.1K views 0 shares
this makes no sense to me. | function-memes, console-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content user.sayiI. IS A METHOD. sayi: function() HELICO S Thig.name! AND THEIS KEYWORD. REFERS TO THE CONTEXT IT'S CALLED IN let user sayHi: function() console. lag AND USer SavHI IS INSIDE THE user OBJECT user sayHi0); setTimeout( user .sayti, 1000 ) YES O PATRICKISAI METAPHOR FORMA ASCRIPT YES SO this.name SHOULD REFER TO user.name THAT MAKES SENSE HELLO, BOBI HELLO, I

After a decade of using straight C and svn I finally learned a modern tech stack
StackOverflow Backend
3 years ago 41.1K views 0 shares
After a decade of using straight C and svn I finally learned a modern tech stack | developer-memes, tech-memes, stack-memes, c-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Til pandas HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW DEVELOPERS?

When your StackOverflow post gets marked as a duplicate, but the duplicate has nothing to do with your original post and not even has an answer
StackOverflow
3 years ago 35.8K views 0 shares
When your StackOverflow post gets marked as a duplicate, but the duplicate has nothing to do with your original post and not even has an answer | stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, overflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ME ON STACKOVERFLOW Will you please listen? I'm not A DUPLICATE MODS HE IS A DUPLICATE!

what a support!!
Programming
4 years ago 47.5K views 0 shares
what a support!! | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You I stackoverflow

Ah yes, 2.5, my favourite integer
Javascript
2 years ago 56.0K views 0 shares
Ah yes, 2.5, my favourite integer | express-memes, reddit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content reddit Approximately how many hours per day do you spend moderating on Reddit? Please express as an integer (e.g., 1, 2.5, 4, etc.)

Who Here Works For NASA
Programming Algorithms Debugging
9 months ago 278.6K views 1 shares
Who Here Works For NASA
Ah yes, because every developer's first instinct when seeing "NASA needs to establish lunar time" is thinking: "Finally! A chance to implement datetime.moon and watch it break absolutely everything!" Just imagine the Stack Overflow questions: "Why is my lunar microservice 2.8 seconds behind Earth production?" or "Help! My app shows different times depending on which side of the moon the user is on!" The real fun begins when some junior dev accidentally uses lunar timestamps for Earth transactions and suddenly everyone's Prime delivery is scheduled to arrive in 29.5 Earth days. Classic.

Sabrina Carpenter
AWS Programming Debugging Backend Cloud
9 days ago 191.8K views 0 shares
Sabrina Carpenter
So someone decided to create an AWS Lambda that calls itself recursively without a timeout limit. That's not a bug, that's a financial suicide note. Lambda functions have a 15-minute max execution timeout for a reason—to protect you from yourself. But forget to set it? Congrats, you just created an infinite loop that'll keep spawning new instances until your AWS bill looks like a phone number. The best part? AWS won't stop you. They'll just keep charging while your function enthusiastically calls itself into oblivion like an ouroboros made of JSON and regret.

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How I see jetbrains users
Programming
2 years ago 55.4K views 0 shares
How I see jetbrains users | jetbrains-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content AC CL DP DT MPS p R RM WS DC DM HB IJ PS R TC UP Imagine installing one IDE per language Vs code gang

Call911please
Programming
1 year ago 51.8K views 0 shares
call911please | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GHOST Not terrible ZOMBIE Not terrible a little scary NUCLEAR WAR (La-zA- ZI-0-9 I.)a-zA - (2,))

The Evolution Of Dependency Management Excuses
Javascript AI Webdev Devops React
10 months ago 344.9K views 0 shares
The Evolution Of Dependency Management Excuses
The evolution of dependency management excuses is just *chef's kiss*. First we pretend it's a calculated technical decision. Then we admit we're just lazy. But that final panel? Pure gold. "LLMs don't understand it yet" is the new "works on my machine." Nothing like blaming AI for your technical debt while your package.json looks like a digital archaeological dig site. Meanwhile, your junior dev is quietly running "npm audit fix" in production.