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Content Me who just began learning OOP And here I'll place another method, because every method needs a friend.

Content When the code you copy pasted from another class works flawlessly

Content Product owner change request 2 days before launch fucking devs!

Content MESEEINGLINE SIS PERFECTLY CORRECT, BUTLINE4 HAD A BRACKET MISSING ME: ERROR INLINE 5

Content Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software.

Someone discovered that jungle music and infinite break statements have the same energy. Just relentless, unending breaks with no discernible pattern or purpose. No loops, no logic, no escape—just break after break after break. It's the musical equivalent of a switch statement written by someone who's given up on life. The compiler is crying. The CPU is confused. And somewhere, a code reviewer is having an aneurysm trying to figure out what control flow was supposed to happen here.

Content Employer: forget everything you learned in college, it will not be useful to you here Employee: I wasn't in college anyway Employer: So you can't work here Employee:

Content HTC says keyboard ads were an error. Terminats 1 day ago android (twitter) 92 upvoted ATC twitter https:twitter.comHTCUKstatus886867878594699264 11.2k points 1050 comments 1 Vortico 14216 points 1 day ago Whoops, I accidentally inserted 350 lines of code across some java and xml files and linked a vendor's library and when my hand slipped I accidentally registered API keys and inserted them into the metadata of the program, and when it went to code review and production release, they accidentally accepted it and uploaded it to their distribution server.