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GitHub really said "Hey bestie, we're gonna feed ALL your code to our AI overlords starting April 24th" and buried the opt-out option like it's a treasure map. The audacity! The sheer NERVE of highlighting "unless you opt out" like it's some generous gift they're bestowing upon us mere mortals. Nothing screams "we respect your intellectual property" quite like making data collection the DEFAULT setting and then casually mentioning in paragraph two that you can escape this digital harvest if you manage to find the secret settings dungeon. It's giving "we asked for permission by not really asking at all" energy. Your code snippets, your genius variable names, your embarrassing comments you forgot to delete—all potential training data for Copilot unless you jump through hoops. What a time to be alive! 🎉

Looks like AI has learned the airline industry's most profitable algorithm! Nothing says "cutting-edge technology" quite like an AI that's figured out how to charge you $1000 for seat 11A—you know, that magical seat where your knees only slightly touch your chin. The beauty of machine learning: it doesn't just mimic human intelligence, it also picks up our worst capitalistic tendencies. Next update: AI that automatically adds a $25 fee for the privilege of being sardined next to a crying baby.