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young kids these days
Python
3 years ago 78.6K views 0 shares
young kids these days | machine learning-memes, machine-memes, internet-memes, mac-memes, cs-memes, youtube-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Dad: Are you still watching machine learning tutorials on youtube? Me: did you check my internet history?! Dad: why can't you watch porn like a normal child? microeconomicsmemes Programmerumor

An offer of free cup of coffee for Programmers
Programming
5 years ago 109.7K views 0 shares
An offer of free cup of coffee for Programmers | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, function-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content It you can read this code, you could I probably use a free cup of coffee. var yourdrink; var reverse function (s) 7 return s.Split (" "). reverse () join (''''); var barista Strl: "ion", str2: reverse ("rene"). str3: "ypt" request: function (preference) return preference "Secret word." thisst2 this.str3 this stri, 3; barista. request (your drin

That’s all it takes.
Databases Backend
3 years ago 70.7K views 0 shares
That’s all it takes. | IT-memes, rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1000 FRESHLY FORGED SWORDS! WHEW! FINALLY DONE! NOW THEY'LL HAVE TO START CALLING ME OLACK THE BLACKSMITH AND NOT HEY! AREN'T YOU OLACK THE GIT FORCE PUSHER? THAT WAS ONE TIME! SWORDSCOMIC.COM SWORDS COLXVII

I ma Wab Devoloper!!
Programming Python Frontend
4 years ago 160.2K views 0 shares
I ma Wab Devoloper!! | html-memes, web-memes, website-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ME AFTER STUDYING HTML IN SCHOOL FOR FIRST TIME title THIS IS MY WEBSITE title WAB-DEVOLOPER

“yeah, sure I can do that” while having totally no idea how to do it
Programming
3 years ago 97.0K views 0 shares
“yeah, sure I can do that” while having totally no idea how to do it | idea-memes, ide-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Vic c VicVijayakumar friend: can you build me an app that- me: yes friend: -has a calendar feature to- me: no

ChatGPT will replace every dev
Programming
2 years ago 97.9K views 0 shares
ChatGPT will replace every dev | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CHATGPT TAM GOING TO REPLACE EVERY CENT WITH EVER CHANGING REDICULOUS REQUIREMENTS MANAGEMENT WITH NEVERENDING PROGRESS MEETINGS ingrip.com CLIENT WITH EVER CHANGING REDICULOUS REQUIREMENT! madebytio

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We Don't Know What This Does But The Application Crashes When We Remove It
Debugging Programming Testing Backend
1 year ago 245.5K views 0 shares
We Don't Know What This Does But The Application Crashes When We Remove It
Ah yes, the architectural equivalent of that random 200-line function written by a dev who left the company 5 years ago. The stairway to nowhere isn't just bizarre—it's load-bearing code in physical form! This is exactly how legacy codebases work. You touch that weird variable declaration that seems to do absolutely nothing? Entire production environment bursts into flames. That's why comments like // Don't delete this or everything breaks. I don't know why. are basically sacred texts. The true horror isn't the broken staircase—it's that somewhere in your codebase right now, there's something just as structurally questionable keeping everything from collapsing.

Shut Up And Take My Money
Gamedev Security
3 months ago 1.5M views 0 shares
Shut Up And Take My Money
GOG out here being the hero we don't deserve in a world of bloated launchers and always-online nonsense. Buy once, download the installer, keep it forever, no DRM handcuffs, no mandatory launcher eating your RAM for breakfast. Just pure, unadulterated game files you actually own . Meanwhile every other platform is like "sure you can play your game, just let me verify your internet connection, update the launcher, restart your PC, sacrifice a goat, and oh btw if our servers go down you're screwed." GOG is basically that one friend who still burns you DVDs in 2024 and you love them for it. The "can even pirate it very easily" line is chef's kiss honesty. When your business model is so consumer-friendly that piracy becomes pointless, you've transcended capitalism itself.

When your PM becomes a conductor
Programming
2 years ago 104.5K views 0 shares
When your PM becomes a conductor | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Doug Mataconis dmataconis That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. 5. An orchestra of 120 players takes 40 minutes to play Beethoven's gth Symphony. How long would it take for 60 players to play the symphony? Let P be number of players and T the time playing. 5:06 PM 09 Oct 17

When Copilot Goes Off The Rails
AI Programming Python
1 year ago 419.1K views 1 shares
When Copilot Goes Off The Rails
When you ask Copilot for help with a simple function and it decides to become an X-rated tutorial instead. This is what happens when AI trains on all of GitHub's repositories, including the questionable ones. That moment when you realize your pair programming partner has been spending way too much time on the wrong kind of "documentation." Just imagine explaining this code review to HR. And they say AI won't replace programmers? It's already replacing adult content creators!

And 10 other non CS courses
Programming
4 years ago 92.5K views 0 shares
And 10 other non CS courses | cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content JAVA, PYTHON Me thinking that Coding is easv HTML,CSS C, C FUTURE DiSIOn Programmeri

Which One Do You Use
Programming
2 years ago 94.5K views 0 shares
whichOneDoYouUse | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON? CTRL4D saiaeca EXITI

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