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I can show you a Turing complete .html file
Programming Python Frontend
1 year ago 41.6K views 0 shares
I can show you a Turing complete .html file | programming-memes, html-memes, program-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content HTML is a programming language 14 0.1 2 10 score 55 70 HTML is not a programming language 34 34 HTML is a programming language 14 2 0.1 85 100 115 130 145

this new generation invents everything for attention
Python Cloud
1 year ago 25.6K views 0 shares
this new generation invents everything for attention | ide-memes, ML-memes, vm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Actual Instructions Mental nisorders MASKMOVDQU xmm1, xmm2 ADD MOV OR MOVDQ2Q mm, xmm MOVDQA xmm1, xmm2m128 AND MOVDQA xmm2m128, xmm1 PSHUFB mm1, mm2m64 OF 38 00r Shuffle bytes VrUTDHODS vmmran ) XRNG2 MPSADBW xmm1, xmm2m128, imm8 Unknown mnemonic VCVTPH2PS ymmreg, VPERMILPS VERMILPD VCVTI 1rm64, (unknown, multiple) of WBIND VPERM2F128 VZEROALL VCVTI ZEROUPPER Irm12 MONTMUL2 VFMADDSUB231PD VFMADDSUB132P5 BSWAP r32 VFMADDSUB213PS VFMADDSUB231PS VFMSUB132PD VFMSUB213PD CMPXCHG m8, r8 VFMSUB231PD VFMSUB132PS VFMSUB213PS CMPXCHG m, r1632 VFMSUB231P5 VFMSUB132SD INVD VFMSUB213SD VFMSUB231SD VFMSUB132SS INVLPG m8 VFMSUB231SS VFMSUBADD132PD VFMSUBADD213PD VFMSUBADD231PD TVEMSOBAD D 32PS XADD rm.r8 VEMSIRADDS13PS LIl XADD rm, r1632 VFMSUBADD231PS VFNMADD132PD VFNMADD213PD

I think more people here will get this
Programming Linux
4 years ago 37.4K views 0 shares
I think more people here will get this | computer-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Cyberpunk i. 13h Supercomputer constructed inside of an old church : undercoverorb Room 101 The only daemon free linux experience ProdrammerHumor.io 5 6h

is mc commands a programming launguage tho?
Programming Linux
2 years ago 38.1K views 0 shares
is mc commands a programming launguage tho? | programming-memes, program-memes, command-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content FINALLY WORKING WITH AN ACTUAL PROGRAMING LAUNGUAGE THAT ISNT MINEGRAFT COMMANDS ITS ROBLOK TA

Yeah Okwhat
Programming
8 months ago 23.7K views 0 shares
yeahOKwhat | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Dr. Google knows all
Programming
3 years ago 20.3K views 0 shares
Dr. Google knows all | program-memes, google-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content My friend: how do you write complex programs? Me: ust keep Googling stuff and it keeps working, made with mematic

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I guess we are giving your computer to the client
Programming Linux
3 years ago 43.8K views 0 shares
I guess we are giving your computer to the client | computer-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content - it works on my computer - yes but we are not going to give your computer to the client

What is the best programming language
Programming
1 year ago 26.8K views 0 shares
What is the best programming language | programming-memes, program-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHEN SOMEONE ASK WHAT IS THE BEST PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE IS PHP C PYTHON JAV HERE, THEY ARE ALL EQUALLY WORTHLESS

Git Push Origin Main --Force-With-Lease
Git Security Devops Programming Debugging
4 months ago 157.8K views 0 shares
Git Push Origin Main --Force-With-Lease
Ah, the classic "change your Git config and push a bug to production" move. It's like framing your coworker for murder, but in code form. This junior dev just performed the digital equivalent of identity theft by changing their Git config to match their senior's name and email, then pushed broken code straight to prod. Now when the blame command runs, it points to the innocent senior dev who's about to have a very confusing conversation with management. Pure corporate sabotage disguised as a rookie mistake. Diabolical.

jQuery strikes again
Javascript Databases Frontend
1 year ago 46.0K views 0 shares
jQuery strikes again | developer-memes, frontend-memes, jquery-memes, query-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Does anyone need a frontend developer? NO NAH I need one... ProgrammerHumor. mat3e for Query project

When Your Simple Regex Gets "Optimized"
Programming StackOverflow Debugging
12 days ago 99.7K views 0 shares
When Your Simple Regex Gets "Optimized"
The classic "let me help optimize your regex" moment that turns into a nightmare. First suggestion: "Just use [A-Z]? instead of {1}." Reasonable. Then suddenly you're staring at a regex monstrosity that would make Cthulhu weep. And the final question about "11 separate capturing groups" is just the chef's kiss of regex hell. It's like asking for directions to the corner store and getting detailed instructions on how to build a spaceship from scratch. The regex "optimization" went from helpful to "I'm going to rewrite your entire life in one line" real quick.

This
Javascript Programming Java Frontend Backend
4 years ago 60.4K views 0 shares
this. | javascript-memes, code-memes, java-memes, web-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Carla CodesCarla When writing JavaScript I want to yell "Screw this!" Except I can't remember what "this' refers to 5:11 PM 12820 Twitter Web App