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I Wonder What The Next Fad We Hate On Will Be

I Wonder What The Next Fad We Hate On Will Be
The tech world's circle of hate continues! First, we collectively decided Vibecoding was the enemy - you know, that annoying "just vibe with the code" approach where documentation is optional and chaos is encouraged. But wait! Look at that 3251 error code getting violently stabbed in the last panel - that's tomorrow's villain waiting to be despised. Every six months we need something new to blame for our suffering. Remember when we hated jQuery? Then MongoDB? Then microservices? Then blockchain? The cycle never ends because it's easier to hate the latest framework than admit we're building increasingly complex solutions to problems we created with our previous "revolutionary" approach.

Meme

Meme. | compiler-memes, ssh-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me: Introduces new variable and never uses it Compiler: Who the fuck is this asshole?

error: Segmentation fault

error: Segmentation fault | bugs-memes, bug-memes, error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Bugs were invented in 1947 Programmers before 1947:

Github Contributions

githubContributions | git-memes, github-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Finally... The GitHub bathroom

i can't think of any at all

i can't think of any at all | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content NAME A GAME MADE IN JAVA YOU CANT SAY MINECRAFT

Very Interesting

veryInteresting | developer-memes, design-memes, designer-memes, rest-memes, sysadmin-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DEVELOPERS DESIGNERS PROJECT MANAGERS QA SYSADMINS SEEN BY DEVELOPERS SEEN BY DESIGNERS SEEN BY PROJECT MANAGERS SEEN BY QA SEEN BY SYSADMINS

Just In Case

justInCase | bigint-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me carefully setting my company's total revenue field bigint with zero customers

Don't let the bug BITE..

Don't let the bug BITE.. | code-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, tests-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Write code The tests fail Write more tests to narrow down the problem Write tests The tests fail Those tests pass The bug was in the test

Found This Today

foundThisToday | java-memes, ios-memes, string-memes, stream-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content me: can we have java? mom: we have java at home java at home: include iostream define System S s; s define public define static define void int define main(x) main() struct Fvoid println (char s)std:: cout s std::endl;; struct SF out;; public static void main(String args) System.out.println ("Hello World!");

Checkmate Rust Evangelists

checkmateRustEvangelists | c++-memes, list-memes, feature-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content C26ADDS A TINY FEATURE, THAT MAKES C SAFER 0 SO, RUST IS SAFE, BUT C IS "SAFER

Js Four Spaces

jsFourSpaces | space-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content New-JS contract uses-4-spaces THIS IS FINe. ingfip.com

Better once too often than not often enough!

Better once too often than not often enough! | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content wow! HOW DID YOU GET LIKE THAT? e ...I DO ONE PUSH-UP. Dev SHEN COMIX Dev JESUS CHRIST. EVERY TIME PRESS CTRLS