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I'm the future...

I'm the future... | test-memes, bot-memes, robots-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content REVERSE TURING TEST HALT!. ROBOTS ONLY! Al TEST REQUIRED NO HUMANS ALLOWED CLASSIFy THIS! NO HUMANS ALLOWED . 97 GIRAFFE soon Mason NO HUMANS ALLOWED CORRECT! COME ON IN FELLOW ROBOT NO HUMANS ALLOWED 1800 MONKEYUSER.COM Frocrammersumo

❤️

❤️ | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When I become a dad ERROR BASED SOL-INJECTIONS for. babies

Questionable Terminology

Questionable Terminology
The awkward moment when the game show host realizes all four answers are technically correct in programming contexts: Master-slave (the problematic database/device relationship pattern) Deforestation (removing trees from expression trees in functional programming) Children (those poor innocent DOM nodes) STD (Standard Template Library in C++, not what you're thinking) And this is why we're renaming everything in tech. The host's face says it all: "Did I just walk into the world's most uncomfortable tech interview?"

it's a never ending race.

it's a never ending race. | code-memes, errors-memes, error-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Writing code at a reasonable pace Writing code faster than the IDE can error check so it feels like you don't have any errors ProarammerHumor.

Goto Command

gotoCommand | command-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Junior: what's wrong with goto command? goto command:

Microsoft Thought Process When Creating PowerShell

Microsoft Thought Process When Creating PowerShell
Microsoft's PowerShell development meeting must have gone something like this: Engineer 1: "Let's replace the simple Unix-like cd directory with Set-Location C:\Users " Engineer 2: "Wait, that's not verbose enough. How about Set-Location -Path C:\ ?" Engineer 3: "But what if we add aliases so people can still type cd anyway, rendering our entire naming convention pointless?" Microsoft: "Ship it." The irony of creating a complex, verbose syntax and then immediately undermining it with shortcuts is peak Microsoft engineering philosophy. It's like building a spaceship and then attaching bicycle pedals to it.

The Editor Spectrum

The Editor Spectrum | code-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You could also just use notebook paper Text editors Notepad Notepad Sublime Text The Editor Spectrum Code editors IDEs Atom Vim Emacs Visual Studio Code Visual Studio will do most of the writing for you Jetbrains IDEs (IDEA, Rider, etc)

All I See When A Karma Farmer Posts This Garbage

All I See When A Karma Farmer Posts This Garbage | object-memes, error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 12 3(5 - 3) 2 imglip.com 12 3(5 - 3) 8 TypeError: 'int' object is not callable

HR trying to code...

HR trying to code... | developer-memes, software-memes, code-memes, java-memes, try-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ASML uASMLcompany Promoted Can you crack this code? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Soft spot for software? Position "java developer" Company "ASMI" Apply; AsmI.comencareers Hungry for more? grab a byte.. asml.com 4 Vote ProdrammerHumor io Learn More Share

Progress

progress | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Who wrote this Ugly code?! BlameYOU (1 Year ago. Iam Making Progress! dev.nasserjunior.com

GPUs At MSRP: The Ultimate IT Horror Story

GPUs At MSRP: The Ultimate IT Horror Story
Ah, the GPU market's nightmare fuel. A creepy clown lurking in a sewer drain promising GPUs at MSRP (Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price) is the perfect metaphor for the current state of graphics card shopping. In the years since crypto mining and chip shortages, finding a GPU at its intended price has been so rare that it might as well be a murderous entity luring desperate gamers into the sewers. Most developers would indeed crawl through drainage systems for a reasonably priced RTX card at this point.

Error on line 144

Error on line 144 | error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ERROBOULTETA4P BUTTHIS FILE ENDS AT 52 mafilp.com