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Regex

Regex | regex-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content HOW TO REGEX STEP 1: OPEN YOUR FAVORITE EDITOR GARABATOKID STEP 2: LET YOUR CAT PLAY ON YOUR KEYBOARD (CA-ZO-91.

it's been fun, but it's been 2 years... goodbyeeeee

it's been fun, but it's been 2 years... goodbyeeeee | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content THE DEV THAT JUMPS SHIP EVERY 2 YEARS CURRENT STABLE AND FULFILLING JOB A NEW STARTUP OFFER

Enter Le Programmer

enterLeProgrammer | programmer-memes, program-memes, internet-memes, tabs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Posted by uAnonymoose3840 Le epic memer 22 hours ago 3.2k Maybe it's just an irrational problem I have, but I think this should be a criminal offence. Internet browsers weren't built for this. I Killed a man, and you? MemeCenterom I left more than 7 tabs open at once .

The JavaScript Framework Delusion

The JavaScript Framework Delusion
The eternal JavaScript framework cycle in one perfect image! Three scientists examining a rocket blueprint while standing next to an actual janky rocket made of paper and traffic cones. The disconnect between what we think we're building ("MY JS FRAMEWORK") versus what we actually are ("SOFTWARE ENGINEERS") is *chef's kiss*. Every six months some genius cobbles together a new JS framework held together with duct tape and promises, convincing themselves they're rocket scientists revolutionizing web development. Meanwhile, actual computer scientists are laughing their PhDs off watching us reinvent the wheel with increasingly elaborate names.

(Version) control

(Version) control | code-memes, node-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, git-memes, version-memes, vscode-memes, json-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, node_modules-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content should I ignore should i ignore him should i ignore him for awhile should i ignore her should i ignore my ex should i ignore her if she ignores me should i ignore his text should i ignore him if he ignores me should i ignore his text if he ignores mine should i ignore my boyfriend should i ignore him back should I git ignore should i gitignore package-lock.json should i gitignore idea should i gitignore nodemodules should i gitignore pycache should i gitignore yarn.lock should i gitignore ds store should i gitignore . vscode should i gitignore package.json should i gitignore venv should i gitignore gitignore

Stop Doing Git

stopDoingGit | code-memes, git-memes, version-memes, version control-memes, fork-memes, IT-memes, devops-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content STOP DOING GIT CODE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE BRANCHES YEARS OF MERGING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for DECENTRALIZED VERSION CONTROL Wanted to keep multiple versions of a file for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "file. copy2-final.js". "Yes, please PUSH your code into my FORK. CHERRY-PICK A COMMIT" - Statements dreamed by the utterly Deranged "Hello, I'd like to show you my changes. Sure, JUST CREATE A BRANCH, PUSH TO ORIGIN and CREATE A PULL REQUEST" (When we had perfectly working flash drives) ???? ??????? ????????????? Devops have played us for absolute fools

Intel Raptor Lake

intelRaptorLake | code-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content KNOW THE WORK RULES RUST makes your code run faster (intel RUST makes your code run faster APPROPRIATE AWWW.,YOU'RE SWEET. INAPPROPRIATE HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!

Me tbh

Me tbh | programming-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Programming What's up? What do you do all day? Well done, very responsible during the pandemic. Pandemic?

For me it's post-android stress disorder

For me it's post-android stress disorder | android-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Programmer BurnOut Post-Dehugging Stress Disorder ingfip.com

Seat only for disabled people.

Seat only for disabled people. | html-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Sir, this seat is reserved for people with disabilities I am a Programmer. My favourite language is HTML Sorry to bother you, sir

Scrum In A Nutshell: Work Hard Get Nothing

Scrum In A Nutshell: Work Hard Get Nothing
That's not a hamster wheel, it's a developer wheel. Sprint 385 and still running on empty promises. The poor LEGO dev thinking "just one more story point and I'll get that promotion" while management watches with that smile that says "keep running, we've got shareholders to please." Seven years in and I'm still waiting for that mythical 20% time to work on technical debt. Meanwhile, the Agility cards scattered around are just decoration for the investor tour.

One Hour Left Whoo

oneHourLeftWhoo | slack-memes, url-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me pretending I am in deep focus as my Manager walks by (I was slacking off) (I will continue slacking off as soon as he walks by)