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Guys, I got a GREAT idea for an app!

Guys, I got a GREAT idea for an app! | development-memes, back end-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Q Advanced Messages (2) um who want loan mum re I just need a front and back end development of my app

I might be ...

I might be ... | code-memes, try-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When I spend 2 hours trying to optimize my code to make it run faster and the result runs 8x slower than the original. DISABLED?

Hotfix

Hotfix | code-memes, bug-memes, fix-memes, production-memes, comment-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How did you fix that production Bug? SENIOR DEV Commented the code. INTERN

The Chat Gpt Effect

theChatGptEffect | programming-memes, programmer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Programmer Memes iammemel... 7m: 2 programming styles - isn't there a difference? There are 2 types of programmers i31 95 178 34 IroncladDev a, O IroncladDev Replying to iammemeloper there's also (i 2 i 4) 10:26 08 Jul 23 54 Views (i 2 til 728 Follow 1 Retweet 2 Likes 17 ProgrammerHumor io

Can We Stop This Nonsense

Can We Stop This Nonsense
The meme perfectly captures the evolution of modern development environments. In the top panel, we have a simple, clean setup with just a cursor and Claude 3.5 Sonnet AI. The developer naively thinks "i guess we doin vibe coding now" - like they've reached peak minimalism. Then BOOM! The bottom panel hits with the horrifying reality of today's dev ecosystem - a chaotic explosion of tools, frameworks, and services. Firebase, Canva, VS Code, and approximately 8,427 other logos bombarding our poor developer who's now just thinking "what the f*ck". It's the perfect representation of tool fatigue in 2024. You start with a simple idea, and suddenly you need 47 different services just to deploy a "Hello World" app. The cognitive overload is real!

Computer wiz kid

Computer wiz kid | computer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you find a library implementation of quicksort so you don't have to write bubble sort anymore The future is now, old man.

Behind the scenes

Behind the scenes | hacking-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MOVIES VS BEHIND THE SCENE starting Attack. --Hacking NASA-- Penetrating into the system... Hacking NASA 20 Hacking NASA 40 Hacking NASA 60 Hacking NASA 80 Hacking NASA 100 NASA Hacked Successfully ................... print("Starting Attack. print(" -Hacking NASA--") print ("Penetrating into the system. print ("Hacking NASA 20") print ("Hacking NASA 40") print ("Hacking NASA 60") print ("HackENS WASA 8084) print ("Hacking NASA 100") print ("NASA Hacked Successfully") Movies BEHIND THE SCENE

You decide... who is real idiot ;)

You decide... who is real idiot ;) | computer-memes, linux-memes, geek-memes, ux-memes, windows-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, wifi-memes, kernel-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Gautam imComputerGeek Linux user:- Windows 10 is for idiots, smart people use linux distros. Linus trovalds is great. Also Linux user: My wift and graphic driver issue ate my entire week. more than 700mb ram usage. Hmm...something is wrong, lets compile entire kernel and install it "again"

Sadly Became Marketing Buzzwords

sadlyBecameMarketingBuzzwords | marketing-memes, algorithm-memes, rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 2013 .. powered by our 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 Algorithm switch (card) E case 2: case 3: case 4: case 5: case 6: count; break; case 10: case "g": case "O": case "K": case "A": count--: break; 20 21 22 if (count 0) 23 return count " Bet" 24 25 else 26 return count " Hold" 27 7 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 2023 ... powered by our AI switch (card) E case 2: case 3: case 4: case 5: case 6: count; break; case 10: case "g": case "0": case "K": case "A": count--: break; if (count 0) return count " Bet" else return count " Hold"

Modern Web Design: Div Soup For The Soul

Modern Web Design: Div Soup For The Soul
Oh. My. God. The absolute TRAVESTY that is modern web development! Look at this abomination - everything is just a <div> soup now! HTML purists over here using semantic tags like civilized humans while the "agile & dynamic" crowd is just slapping <div> tags on LITERALLY EVERYTHING like they're going out of style! ๐Ÿ’… Want to create a navigation menu? That's a <div>. Need a blockquote? ANOTHER <div>! Creating a responsive grid? Let's throw in some <span> tags just to spice things up! Screen readers are SCREAMING in digital agony right now! Accessibility? Never heard of her! ๐Ÿ™„

Perks Of Being A Vibe Coder

Perks Of Being A Vibe Coder
Ah, the mythical "Vibe Coding Intern" position! The requirements? "High agency" and "understands code" โ€” which is corporate speak for "we want someone who can do everything without being told and already knows how to code." But the real kicker is in the perks: "Low salary" listed right after the free cursor subscription. At least they're honest about exploiting you while promising that sweet, sweet "revenue share" that'll materialize right after your VC funding and girlfriend from Canada.

When your non computer savvy boss talks to you about coding.

When your non computer savvy boss talks to you about coding. | coding-memes, html-memes, computer-memes, engineer-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, blockchain-memes, bitcoin-memes, IT-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DILBERT IM NOT AN ENGINEER, SO THIS MIGHT BE A DUMB QUESTION SILBERT COM SCOTTADAMSSAYS BUT WHY CAN'T WE 3-D PRINT A BLOCKCHAIN AND HTML IT INTO A BITCOIN? 4-20-18 03018 Beott Adaan, Tac. slat. by Andrems Mchoel ALICE CAN ANSWER THAT. I QUIT.