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The World's Most Secure Verification System

The World's Most Secure Verification System
Oh look, the world's most useless verification screen! They literally display the code right above the input boxes. Security experts everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force. This is what happens when the product manager says "make verification simple" and the developer takes it a bit too literally. The kind of code that makes penetration testers cry tears of joy during security audits. Somewhere, a junior dev is proudly announcing they've reduced failed verification attempts by 100%.

Google's transformation from innovation leader to stapler-pincher

Google's transformation from innovation leader to stapler-pincher | engineer-memes, google-memes, email-memes, IT-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 2000s Growth By Innovation The idea that there could be a better way to handle email caught the attention of a Google engineer who thought it might be a good "20 percent time" project. (Google requires engineers to spend a day a week on proiects that interest them, unrelated to their day jobs). Millions of MMs later, Gmail was born. QUARTZ oRaNse tr Growth By Hard Work Google's "20 time," which brought you Gmail and AdSense, is now as good as dead 2010s 2020s Genres and ASI WATCHLIST MARKETS RUSINESS INVESTING TECH POLITICS CNBC TV INVESTING CLUR A PROB Growth By Micromanaging Employees TECH Google CEO says he hopes to make company 20 more efficient, hints at potential cuts PUBLISHED WED. SEP 7 2022.1:01 AM EDT UPDATED WED. SEP 7 2022.8:23 AM EDT

Have you recieved this post?

Have you recieved this post? | excel-memes, image-memes, tcp-memes, udp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Kirk Bater KirkBater Follow This image is a TCPIP Joke. This tweet is a UDP joke. I don't care if you get it. Thread lamkirkbater and jkjustjoshing lamkirkbater lIl Aug 23rd. 2017 at 9:37 AM in www Do you want to hear a joke about TCPIP? 7 replies jkjustjoshing 5 months ago Yes, I'd like to hear a joke about TCPIP lamkirkbater WI 5 months ago Are you ready to hear the joke about TCPIP? jkjustjoshing 5 months ago I am ready to hear the joke about TCPIP lamkirkbater a 5 months ago Here is a joke about TCPIP. lamkirkbater El 5 months ago Did you receive the joke about TCPIP? jkjustjoshing 5 months ago I have received the joke about TCPIP. lamkirkbater I 5 months ago Excellent. You have received the joke about TCPIP. Goodbye.

Fixed it.

Fixed it. | try-memes, fix-memes, rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When non-nerds try to act nerdy but the nerds are homies: 01001000 01000101 0 10 0 10 0 01001100 01001111 JUST TRIED TOSAY HELLO INCOMPUTERLANGUAGE

Don't You Dare Ask Me About Your Printer

Don't You Dare Ask Me About Your Printer
The eternal curse of being a developer - mention your job at a social gathering and suddenly you're tech support. Guy proudly announces he's a Full Stack Developer, and within seconds, he's being asked to fix a printer. The final panel showing him pulling a gun is just the mental breakdown every dev experiences when someone thinks "I build complex web applications" means "I know why your printer is making that weird noise." Printers remain the final boss that no amount of JavaScript frameworks can defeat.

Trust Me Bro A Script Will Be Faster

Trust Me Bro A Script Will Be Faster
Spending 30 minutes writing a script to automate a 5-minute task is the hill I'll proudly die on. Sure, I could just do the damn thing, but where's the elegance in that? The cosmic irony of programming: we'd rather spend 6x longer building the automation than actually doing the work. It's not laziness—it's "future-proofing." And yes, I know I'll never run that script again. But what if I did ? Checkmate.

Oddly Specific

oddlySpecific | programming-memes, tech-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content sinisterpixel 5h ... If you think 256 is an "oddly specific" number, you "probably shouldn't be writing tech articles ( peachezprogramming Yikes Lifestyle Tech News WhatsApp increases group chat size limit to 256 people It's not clear why WhatsApp settled on such an oddly specific number 7h 32 replies 123 likes 0 88 replies 1,788 likes

Deploy Skynet

deploySkynet | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DEVIN AT MEAROUT TOGRADUATE

Ok

OK. | google-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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single dev's life story, being designer, programmer, support guy, etc

single dev's life story, being designer, programmer, support guy, etc | programmer-memes, design-memes, designer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "You're probably wondering why l've gathered you all here today"

Hello kids, today we'll learn how for loop works!

Hello kids, today we'll learn how for loop works! | for loop-memes, oop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content for (int i0;i5;) i3 i 0 i2 ProdrammerHumor.

We all dream about it

We all dream about it | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper 1. "we're cancelling daily standup"