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The Factory Must Grow

Programming Gamedev

7 months ago 268.0K views 0 shares

The Factory Must Grow

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this meme calling us out like this! 💀 Both the farmer and developer say they're going to "unwind" after work, but the TRUTH REVEALS ITSELF! The farmer plays Farming Simulator while the developer jumps straight into Factorio (aka Krastorio 2, a major mod pack) - LITERALLY WORKING IN THEIR FREE TIME BUT MAKING IT WORSE! It's the digital equivalent of leaving your accounting job to go home and play... *checks notes*... ACCOUNTING SIMULATOR?! The factory must grow, honey, but at what cost? YOUR SANITY! 😭

Older Than Fortran

Programming Algorithms Debugging

9 months ago 193.4K views 0 shares

Older Than Fortran

So that's why nothing ever changes. The Vatican's been running a while(true) loop since before computers existed. No wonder my code feels ancient - it's just following tradition. Da Vinci wasn't just painting masterpieces, he was writing the world's longest-running infinite loop in "Tuscan++". Now whenever my manager asks why my program is hanging, I'll just say it's a historical homage to 16th century programming practices.

give me 3 words

Databases Backend

3 years ago 44.4K views 0 shares

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"I'll meet you at the restaurant in 15 minutes"

Debugging Testing Databases Backend

3 years ago 80.3K views 0 shares

"I'll meet you at the restaurant in 15 minutes" | developer-memes, bug-memes, rest-memes, email-memes, production-memes, rds-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Cards Against Developers The us A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without An email about a critical production bug

The QA Engineer's Nightmare

Testing Programming Debugging Frontend Backend

10 months ago 167.2K views 0 shares

The QA Engineer's Nightmare

The perfect encapsulation of QA testing versus real-world usage. The QA engineer dutifully tries every imaginable edge case - normal input, zero input, integer overflow, negative values, and even random gibberish. Everything passes with flying colors! Then some innocent user walks in and asks the most basic, completely reasonable question that nobody thought to test... and the entire system implodes spectacularly. It's the software development equivalent of building an impenetrable fortress with laser turrets, shark moats, and retinal scanners... only to have someone walk in through the unlocked back door.

Coming Soon

Programming

2 years ago 57.8K views 0 shares

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Github In 2035

AI Devops Microsoft Programming Cloud

5 months ago 365.5K views 0 shares

Github In 2035

The year is 2035. Your GitHub page now takes 15 minutes to load because it's scanning your code with 47 different AI tools, showing ads for Microsoft products, and suggesting you upgrade to Copilot Premium Plus Pro Max. Meanwhile, your diff is still "loading in 2 seconds" like it has been for the past decade. Progress! The real kicker? You'll still need to explain to the AI assistant why your perfectly valid code isn't actually a security vulnerability for the 500th time this week. But hey, at least now it can suggest you build a Pong game while you wait!

We're just friends

Programming

4 years ago 59.1K views 0 shares

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Some Beginnings Have No End

Programming Agile Gamedev

11 months ago 208.2K views 0 shares

Some Beginnings Have No End

The eternal developer graveyard of unfinished projects claims another victim. That suggestion to "finish your last project" might as well be suggesting cold fusion or dividing by zero. The look of pure existential dread says it all - we don't start projects, we merely begin permanent relationships with GitHub repos we'll eventually ghost. That folder labeled "projects" on your drive is basically a digital hospice where good intentions go to flatline.

Vibe Coding: The Next Billion-Dollar Breakthrough

Programming Agile

6 months ago 193.8K views 1 shares

Vibe Coding: The Next Billion-Dollar Breakthrough

Look at these monkeys banging away at keyboards while the suits stand there thinking they've found the secret to software success! ABSOLUTE MADNESS! The infinite monkey theorem meets Silicon Valley's desperate search for the next unicorn. Just throw enough primates at a problem and SURELY one of them will accidentally code the next Facebook! Because that's TOTALLY how programming works! Meanwhile, venture capitalists are ready to throw billions at whatever gibberish compiles first. The modern tech industry in its purest form!

Unfair World.

Programming

4 years ago 50.7K views 0 shares

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Hot fix of a production bug

Programming Debugging Testing

4 years ago 88.1K views 0 shares

Hot fix of a production bug | bug-memes, fix-memes, production-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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