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The Defense
Python
1 year ago 40.2K views 0 shares
theDefense | ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Ican reproduce the issue Dev yuva.krishna.memes Tester

Just One Little Kiss Of Agile
Agile Devops Programming Testing
5 months ago 233.5K views 0 shares
Just One Little Kiss Of Agile
The majestic startup princess, adorned with her crown of ambition and gown of venture capital, stands tall and proud. Meanwhile, the slimy Agile frog lurks nearby, eyeing her with that unmistakable "I can fix her" energy. Fast forward, and our princess has fallen from grace, desperately bowing to the Agile methodology she once ignored. "Just one sprint," she whispers. "Just one little retrospective." The final frame reveals the inevitable transformation—both are now frogs in the swamp of two-week iterations and daily standups. The startup's grand vision reduced to sticky notes and burndown charts. The crown has been passed, but nobody won.

error rate too high
Programming Debugging Testing
4 years ago 87.0K views 0 shares
error rate too high | computer-memes, error-memes, IT-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Interviewer: it says here you're extremely fast at maths, what's 3017? quantum computer: 47 Interviewer: that's not even close Me: yeah but it was quick

do you want some tomato sauce for your spaghetti code?
Programming
4 years ago 66.2K views 0 shares
do you want some tomato sauce for your spaghetti code? | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content code that is supposed to work, doesn't work Code fixed. the code that isn't supposed to work begins to work inglip.com Panik Kalm Panik

The iceberg of software development.
Programming Python Java Debugging Testing
4 years ago 208.3K views 0 shares
The iceberg of software development. | developer-memes, software-memes, code-memes, development-memes, web-memes, try-memes, fix-memes, production-memes, jar-memes, pip-memes, ci/cd-memes, pipeline-memes, manager-memes, product-memes, product manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Working Software The jar files that Vivek. the sys-admin, copied into the cluster to hot-fix the production release that brought down the web site. The family meal that Beth, the SRE, missed having to work late to reconcile the CICD pipeline with the hot-fix Vivek made. WHAT YOU SEE WHAT YOW DON'T SEE The weekend that Megan, the Senior Developer, spent fixing code that Jerry, the Junior Developer, left behind when he quit in a huff. The 3 hour argument that the dev-lead had with the product manager trying to avoid corrupting the app's API. Rock) 2019

Kind person
Programming StackOverflow
4 years ago 82.7K views 0 shares
Kind person | stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content me just asked stupid question on stackoverlow one fully detailed answer kind person

Karma Generator3000
Frontend
1 year ago 19.4K views 1 shares
KarmaGenerator3000 | google-memes, div-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content It's ok guys, they can't center a div at Google either X

Earn More, Donate More
Programming
3 years ago 58.4K views 0 shares
Earn More, Donate More | code-memes, version-memes, notepad++-memes, feature-memes, product-memes, notepad-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Materadit Current Version 7.9.5 Menu Donate Why should you donate to Notepad? More donation more money More money allows me buy more coffee More coffee makes me write more code More code means more features More features make you more productive More productive so you earn more money More money you earn more donation to me More Muhahaha...

It happens
Programming
3 years ago 54.5K views 0 shares
It happens | function-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "Why is my function not returning anything?" "Oh, I never called it"

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When My Friend Flexes Their "Advanced" Programming Skills
Javascript Webdev C++ Programming
11 months ago 281.1K views 0 shares
When My Friend Flexes Their "Advanced" Programming Skills
OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this person claiming they "use C++ in JavaScript" only to reveal they're just using the increment operator (c++) in a basic for loop! 💀 This is like saying you're fluent in Italian because you can order a pizza! The absolute BETRAYAL when they show their "C++" code and it's just a pathetic little counter printing numbers with line breaks. And everyone's losing their minds laughing because it's the programming equivalent of saying you're a chef because you can make toast. THE DRAMA! THE DECEPTION!

I'm looking at you Typescript dev
Javascript Typescript Programming Frontend
4 years ago 128.7K views 0 shares
I'm looking at you Typescript dev | typescript-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me: Okay coworker, how are you doing with migrating this project to a typed language? Coworker: Oh great, I just put every variable as type Any Listen here, you little shit ingflip.com

We All Have Been There
Programming
1 year ago 54.6K views 0 shares
weAllHaveBeenThere | try-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The new hire trying to make changes Me knowing it's a waste of time TI Do not lean o