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First kiss

First kiss | code-memes, error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What age you made your first kiss? Discussion in Teenagers by KaviBreal 1 5.6K Q 2.5K 6h 3,0 6 12 RepresentativeDig718 1 315 1 Traceback (most recent call last): In line 1 of the code you submitted: print (firstkissage) NameError:firstkissage is not defined 5h

Better once too often than not often enough!

Better once too often than not often enough! | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content wow! HOW DID YOU GET LIKE THAT? e ...I DO ONE PUSH-UP. Dev SHEN COMIX Dev JESUS CHRIST. EVERY TIME PRESS CTRLS

Has A PhD In Computer Science

Has A PhD In Computer Science
The eternal paradox of academia: spend 8 years mastering computational complexity theory, distributed systems, and advanced algorithms... still defeated by the "Share Screen" button in a meeting. The same person who can explain quantum computing can't figure out why everyone is staring at their desktop background instead of their slides. Nature's way of keeping us humble.

yup you'll catch me vibing 🥲

yup you'll catch me vibing 🥲 | computer-memes, catch-memes, git-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What you'll catch me vibing to on the weekend PLAYLIST Songs about GIT Erstellt von 1124279316 6 Songs. 17 Min. PLAY Q Filter TITEL Pull It Push it Committed My computer is dying Catastrophic Failure Fuck This Shit I'm Out KUNSTLER Jeff Beck Salt-N-Pepa Unsane GRISFX Syncretia The Theme Song

I know how to joke

I know how to joke | code-memes, android-memes, twitter-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content de va cis A degmechanics Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it's bad. 6:42 PM 29 Aug 21 Twitter for Android ill View Tweet activity 17

Apple 2026 MacBook Neo 13-inch Laptop with A18 Pro chip: Built for AI and Apple Intelligence, Liquid Retina Display, 8GB Unified Memory, 256GB SSD Storage, 1080p FaceTime HD Camera; Indigo

Apple 2026 MacBook Neo 13-inch Laptop with A18 Pro chip: Built for AI and Apple Intelligence, Liquid Retina Display, 8GB Unified Memory, 256GB SSD Storage, 1080p FaceTime HD Camera; Indigo
AN AMAZING MAC AT A SURPRISING PRICE — With an incredibly portable and durable aluminum design, up to 16 hours of battery life,* and the A18 Pro chip, MacBook Neo is ready to go wherever school takes…

Tech summits: the one time the men’s bathroom line exceeds the women’s ( @ silicon slopes)

Tech summits: the one time the men’s bathroom line exceeds the women’s ( @ silicon slopes) | tech-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Devs: our software is intuitive. Users:

Devs: our software is intuitive. Users: | software-memes, devs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content programmer User Software

Just realized it

Just realized it | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Hey you asleep? Yeah shut up Dreams.are.just. a virtual machine on top of yourself ungflip.com

When AI Chooses Art Over World Domination

When AI Chooses Art Over World Domination
Oh. My. GOD! In this parallel universe, a robot is painting Totoro (the beloved Studio Ghibli character) instead of creating yet another AI-generated monstrosity! THE ABSOLUTE IRONY! While we're over here having existential crises about AI taking over our jobs, somewhere in the multiverse, AI is just chilling, making cute little anime portraits and living its best artsy life! Meanwhile, our GPT is busy writing passive-aggressive emails and generating 50 ways to optimize your LinkedIn profile! HONESTLY, I'D SWITCH UNIVERSES IN A HEARTBEAT! 💅

Now It Makes Sense Why They Aren't Releasing It On PC

Now It Makes Sense Why They Aren't Releasing It On PC
Console exclusives stay beautiful and pristine, locked away in their 30fps walled gardens. But the moment a game hits PC? The modding community descends like vultures with Blender and questionable intentions. Within 24 hours, every character model gets "enhanced," Thomas the Tank Engine replaces all the bosses, and someone inevitably turns the protagonist into Shrek. Game devs spend years crafting emotional cinematic experiences, pouring their souls into every frame. PC players spend 10 minutes installing Nexus Mods and turn it into a fever dream. Can't have your artistic vision violated if you never release on the platform where everyone has admin access and zero chill.

Elgato Stream Deck Pedal, 3 Hands-Free Macro Footswitches

Elgato Stream Deck Pedal, 3 Hands-Free Macro Footswitches
3 Customizable Pedals: Control apps, tools and platforms. · One-Touch, Hands-Free: Instantly trigger single or multiple actions, go live, mute mic, toggle cameras, and much more. · Interchangeable Sp…

Life imitates art

Life imitates art | developer-memes, iphone-memes, date-memes, fix-memes, search-memes, release-memes, network-memes, IT-memes, cloud-memes, bot-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Ricky rickhanloni We don't need everyone to upgrade log4j, just enough for herd immunity to takeover 6:55 PM Dec 12, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 1,025 Retweets 107 Quote Tweets 5,119 Likes Ricky rickhanlonii Dec 12 Replying to rickhanlonii my repo my choice 3 tV 41 554 the squirrel in the tree ay A ( Dec 12 Replying to rickhanlonii do you really even know what's in those patches? could be worse than the actual vuln 9 4 17 21 377 ars Patch fixing critical Log4J 0-day has its own vulnerability that's under exploit If you've patched using Log4J 2.15.0, it's time to update again. Stat! by Dan Goodin - Dec 16, 2021 8:40am AEDT r Login to bookmark 10 Wikimedia CommonsAlex E. Promos Last Thursday, the world learned of an in-the-wild exploitation of a critical code-execution zero-day in Log4J, a logging utility used by just about every cloud service and enterprise network on the planet. Open- source developers quickly released an update that patched the flaw and urged all users to install it immediately. Now, researchers are reporting that there are at least two vulnerabilities in the patch, released as Log4J 2.15.0, and that attackers are actively exploiting one or both of them against real-world targets who have already applied the update. The researchers are urging

Cloud Service Blues

Cloud Service Blues
Oh honey, the AUDACITY of these cloud providers! 💅 First, Microsoft Azure is all "Our service is AMAZING!" Then the second you commit, they hit you with "Sorry, it's broken and our devs are too busy updating their LinkedIn profiles to fix it." The betrayal! Google Cloud's "FREE" service is the tech equivalent of that friend who offers to buy lunch then Venmos you for $47.82 plus tip. FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS?! I could've bought a mediocre gaming PC for that! And AWS? "It's EASY!" they say, right before you need a PhD in AWSology and an AI assistant just to figure out how to deploy a simple "Hello World." The documentation is basically "Figure it out, genius!" This is why developers have trust issues and drink coffee by the gallon. The cloud promised us heaven but delivered a very expensive, very complicated hell.