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Generate Low Poly Birds

Generate Low Poly Birds
Ah, the classic "birds aren't real" conspiracy meets game dev limitations. Twenty years in the industry and I've seen rendering budgets dictate reality more times than I care to admit. That low-poly bird is basically what happens when your PM says "we need birds" but your GPU budget was already blown on realistic water physics. Nature's drones running at 10 FPS with PS1-era geometry. Next time someone tells you birds aren't real, just show them this absolute unit of optimization. Whoever rendered our simulation clearly had to make some tough choices in the resource allocation meeting.

AI bandwagon?

AI bandwagon? | image-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content TO COMPLETE YOUR REGISTRATION, PLEASE TELL US WHETHER OR NOT THIS IMAGE CONTAINS A STOP SIGN: NO (YES ANSWER QUICKLY-OUR SELF-DRIVING CAR IS ALMOST AT THE INTERSECTION.

+10 Doubt

+10 Doubt | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me buying another Udemy course that l'II definitely start soon and finish.

Hacking Then vs. Now: The Devolution Of Skill

Hacking Then vs. Now: The Devolution Of Skill
Remember when hackers had to actually know things ? The big brain hacker of yesteryear reverse engineered binaries, wrote zines with 0day exploits, and gained root access just for the intellectual thrill. Fast forward to today, and we've got script kiddies drooling over their keyboards while Metasploit does all the work with a single command. For the uninitiated, Metasploit is basically the "I'm a hacker" starter pack that automates exploits so anyone can feel like Mr. Robot without understanding what's happening under the hood. It's like comparing someone who builds a car from scratch to someone who thinks they're a mechanic because they can turn the key. The future of hacking? Probably just asking ChatGPT to "do a hack please" while eating Cheetos.

You vs the person she told you not to worry about

You vs the person she told you not to worry about | web-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Chelsea Parlett-Pelleriti ChelseaParlett you're in her DMs, I'm in her Pull Requests. We are not the same. 3:00 05 Jul 22 Twitter Web App 26 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 245 Likes 17 88

The compsci professor we've always wanted

The compsci professor we've always wanted | try-memes, youtube-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content you get a new teacher He's from another country He's from India He has a YouTube channel Ber Bernie Bern Tit

New PRNG Just Dropped

New PRNG Just Dropped
The evolution of random number generation in three acts: Act 1: The naive approach. Just slap rand() % 100 and call it a day. It's like using a rusty spoon to perform surgery—technically it cuts, but yikes. Act 2: The "I read the C++ documentation" approach. Suddenly you're all fancy with std::mt19937 and uniform_int_distribution . You've upgraded from rusty spoon to actual medical equipment. Act 3: The final boss of randomness—international trade tariff tables. Because nothing says "unpredictable sequence" like geopolitical economic policies that change whenever someone important has a bad morning coffee. Next week: Using cryptocurrency market fluctuations as your entropy source.

talking to normal people be like

talking to normal people be like | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CALL CALL jabrils jabrils 15h Blender is so godamn powerful. I've been sleeping on this tool for a decade. 12 17 4 294 A Tip jabrils jabrils: 3m I think half the people know what I am talking about, the other half thinks I just discovered the violent mixing of fruits 1 g A Tip

Times I have used REGEX

Times I have used REGEX | regex-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Times I have used REGEX Times I have had to learn REGEX Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. They're the same picture.

Me, three years ago.

Me, three years ago. | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content else first-year CS students Is this Machine Learning?

me whenever I run sudo

me whenever I run sudo | sudo-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I am root made with mematic

The one language I never have to lookup the documentation for

The one language I never have to lookup the documentation for | programming-memes, program-memes, documentation-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Molly Struve A mollystruve What's the most used language in programming? Ruby X X Java X Profanity 3:34 PM Nov 19, 2020 Twitter Web App