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This is how quantum computing works
Programming
3 years ago 112.9K views 0 shares
This is how quantum computing works | computing-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content boolean: exists Quantum computer: Fale ProarammerHumor. io

Haven't programmed professionally, but can't we just build a better alternative?
Programming
2 years ago 89.2K views 0 shares
Haven't programmed professionally, but can't we just build a better alternative? | program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IGNORE REDDITS GREED AND KEEPSCROLLING TEMPORARILY SHUT DOWN THE SUBREDDIT IN PROTEST INDEFINITEL? SHUTDOWN THE SUBREDDIT DITCH CORPORATE GREED AND CONTRIBUTE TO AN OPEN -SOURCE AD-FREE REDDIT

Programming alone vs. Programming when your code will be reviewed
Programming
4 years ago 91.0K views 0 shares
Programming alone vs. Programming when your code will be reviewed | programming-memes, code-memes, program-memes, ios-memes, function-memes, stream-memes, space-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content include iostream using namespace std; int main() cout 3 5 endl; include iostream int doProduct (int, int); int main() int a 3; int b 5; std: :cout doProduct (a, b) std: : endl; return 0; DenverCoder1 summary Function that receives 2 numbers and returns their product summary param name"a"The first numberparam param name"b"The second numberparam returnsThe product of the a and breturns int doProduct (int a, int b) return a b;

The Three Heads Of Database Terminology
Databases Programming Backend
1 year ago 459.2K views 0 shares
The Three Heads Of Database Terminology
The three-headed dragon meme takes on database humor with a linguistic twist. The fierce left head represents SQL (Structured Query Language), the menacing middle head is SEQUEL (SQL's original name at IBM), while the derpy right head is just... SQUIRREL, complete with tongue sticking out. It's basically how your brain processes technical acronyms after staring at database errors for 12 straight hours. The progression from professional database terminology to random woodland creature is the mental breakdown we never knew we needed.

Just found out that our codebase contains more than 100 WTF statements and one life wisdom
Backend
3 years ago 34.0K views 0 shares
Just found out that our codebase contains more than 100 WTF statements and one life wisdom | code-memes, google-memes, try-memes, data-memes, api-memes, search-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content wtf Replace files to include AB files to exclude if(b.bciprojectcode not in existinleads): print('WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF") exist master self.envmaster.project .searchi get info of companies for x in range(len (companyID)) : print("I'm here dadddyyy:", company ID) checksuccess3 False numofRetry3 0 while checkSuccess3 is False and numOfRetry3 150: ('name', '-ilike', str(projectrefdata 'CAT4NAME ')) ) cats - self.env 'project.crm.category'. search( ('name' "-ilike', str(projectrefdata 'CAT 5 NAME'))) logger .info("WTF !!. Holy mary mother of joseph, I hate my life s", projectr subcati self.en' project.crm.category. search( 'name' 'ilike', str(projectref data'SUBCAT 1 NAME )), ('parent id' 170 results in 10 files Open in editor res users.py odo... wtf, nextrankid shoul. slideslide.py od.. TDE FIXME: WTF?? res users.py odo... wtf, nextrank id shoul. slide slide.py od... TDE FIXME: WTF ?? v conf.py odo... 3 g api.model def parsegoogledocument(self, documentid, onlypreview fields, def getslidetype (vals): TDE FIXME: WTF?? next rank id False next rank id should be a related on rank id.next rank id and life might get easie we only need to recompute nextrankid on write with minkarma or in the create on rank model for r in ranks: nank nf 'nank' 1

that pesky keyword
Programming
4 years ago 94.5K views 0 shares
that pesky keyword | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content VAR EVERYONE ELSE Cast it into the fire! Destoy it! OLD IS DEVS ingflip.com No.

Funny Programmer Coding Git Push Force Warning Ceramic Mug, White
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This funny programming design features the quote "GIT PUSH FORCE" with a tangled warning sign. Perfect for the software engineer, web developer, or computer science student who lives on the edge and …

God Is A Bad Programmer
Debugging Programming Security Backend Testing
5 months ago 1.1M views 1 shares
God Is A Bad Programmer
Someone accidentally discovered the human body has zero session management. The transplanted kidney is literally running on the donor's circadian rhythm like it's still logged into their account. No token refresh, no re-authentication, nothing. Just vibing on the old user's cron jobs. The reply treats it like a multi-device login problem you'd see on Netflix or Spotify. "Have you tried logging out of all devices?" Energy. Apparently human organs need 2FA and proper session invalidation on transfer. The kidney didn't get the memo about the account migration and is still checking the old timezone settings. Turns out biological systems are running legacy code with shared state across distributed systems. No wonder transplant rejection is a thing—it's basically a merge conflict at the cellular level. God definitely shipped to production without proper testing.

Git Hub Unwrapped
Linux Backend
1 year ago 108.6K views 0 shares
gitHubUnwrapped | git-memes, github-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Your commits 4230 commits with just the word "stuff' GitHub Unwrapped

What the actual fuck
Javascript Frontend
2 years ago 117.4K views 0 shares
What the actual fuck | developer-memes, front end-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How to Become a Front End Developer in 2022-23? Simplilearn 3d ProdrammerHumor.io

The Way I React To These Files Is Unimaginable
React Javascript Frontend Webdev Programming
1 year ago 398.8K views 0 shares
The Way I React To These Files Is Unimaginable
Behold the TRAUMA of React development! At the top, we have the blessed, sanctified .jsx file with its holy atom icon, living its best life. Meanwhile below, we're witnessing an ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE of naming conventions that would make any developer collapse into the fetal position! Four different ways to name the SAME COMPONENT?! Are we TRYING to summon demons into our codebase?! This is the kind of chaos that makes senior developers wake up screaming at night and project managers develop spontaneous eye twitches. The inconsistency is literally CRIMINAL and should be punishable by being forced to use Internet Explorer for all eternity!

It's been quite some time since a useful PSA
Programming
3 years ago 90.2K views 0 shares
It's been quite some time since a useful PSA | array-memes, arrays-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Pimples? Blackheads? Arrays start at ? Zero Zero ZERO

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It Makes Me Lose My Mind
Programming
1 year ago 92.2K views 0 shares
ItMakesMeLoseMyMind | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content formating in ms word programming made with mematic ProdrammerHumor.io