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Okay Let's Talk
Gamedev Unity Programming
9 months ago 158.2K views 0 shares
Okay Let's Talk
Oh honey, the AUDACITY of non-programmers approaching developers with their "brilliant" game ideas! 🙄 The first panel: "I have a great idea for a game..." *IMMEDIATE REJECTION* Because sweetie, ideas are a dime a dozen and your "revolutionary concept" is probably just Flappy Bird with cats. But the second panel? "...and I've already created the graphics, 3D models, sound effects, music and everything else you'll need." *INSTANT ATTENTION* NOW we're talking! You've actually done the hard part instead of expecting me to manifest your fever dream into reality for exposure and a pizza! The bar is literally on the floor and you somehow managed to step over it!

How Dare They Ask This
Programming
1 year ago 47.9K views 0 shares
howDareTheyAskThis | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CODEALL THEFE LITHOUT THE BE

Python Programmers Confronting Pointer Reality
Python C++ Programming
1 month ago 237.8K views 0 shares
Python Programmers Confronting Pointer Reality
Python developers looking at pointers like they've been handed instructions in ancient Sumerian. "Memory address? We don't do that here." Python abstracts away memory management so thoroughly that asking a Python dev about pointers is like asking a fish about bicycle maintenance. They've heard rumors such things exist in the C/C++ wilderness, but they've been living in garbage-collected luxury for too long to remember the details.

Reddit is even worse than stack overflow.
StackOverflow
3 years ago 27.5K views 0 shares
Reddit is even worse than stack overflow. | stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, overflow-memes, reddit-memes, IT-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL deleted 2d deleted Reply umasa001 2d Thanks brother. It worked.

The Ultimate Test Debugging Strategy
Testing Devops Programming Debugging
8 months ago 157.7K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Test Debugging Strategy
The classic "if it hurts, stop measuring" approach to software development! Some intern just casually mentioned deleting tests because they were failing... which is like removing your smoke detector because the beeping was annoying while your house is on fire. The perfect representation of that colleague who thinks test-driven development means "drive the tests away when they give you trouble." Senior devs everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force, as if millions of git commits suddenly cried out in terror.

Horrible Java Xmas Tree
Java Backend
11 months ago 26.5K views 0 shares
horribleJavaXmasTree | java-memes, string-memes, class-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content import javac. io; import javac. xmas; class XmasHolidays String countDown (dd) return( (25) -dd) 24 'h; void toSanta(String gift) send ("Dear Santant" gift); public boolean doesSantaExist () while(true) return true; continue; void IwantXmasBack() return false MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM JAVA VIEMME! while (isXmas) stayHappy() ;

was scrolling through my camera roll
Programming
2 years ago 57.6K views 0 shares
was scrolling through my camera roll | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1 value input ("What is your first name.. 2 value input( "What is your second name 3 value input( "What is your third name") 4 value4 input ("What is your fourth name") 5 value input( "What is your fith name") 6 v1 (valuel) 7 V2 (value2) 8 V3 (value3) 9 V4 (value4) 10 V5 (value5) 11 print( "Your names are") 12 print(value1) 13 print(value2) 14 print(value3) 15 print (value4) 16 print (value5)

Fixed
Debugging
1 year ago 25.1K views 0 shares
fixed | program-memes, bug-memes, fix-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Work 2 days on a bug Call a friend for help He adds one await Program runs made with mematic

Where the....!!!
Python
1 year ago 31.8K views 0 shares
Where the....!!! | monitor-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Monitor 1 Monitor 2 Where is the cursor? THE CURSOR: Stay absolutely still. His vision is based on movement. ProcrammerHumor.io

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The perfect programmer posture.
Programming
3 years ago 97.0K views 1 shares
The perfect programmer posture. | programmer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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When I don't comment my code
Programming
2 years ago 45.4K views 0 shares
When I don't comment my code | code-memes, IT-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When I wrote this code, only God I understood what it did. ASUS Now... onlv God knows. ProarammerHumor.io

What if drivers were hired like programmers?
Programming
3 years ago 45.3K views 0 shares
What if drivers were hired like programmers? | programmer-memes, program-memes, requirements-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What If Drivers Were Hired Like Programmers? Job title: Car Driver Job requirements: Professional skills in driving normal- and heavy-freight cars, buses and trucks, trolley buses, trams, subways, tractors, shovel diggers, contemporary light and heavy tanks currently in use by NATO countries. Skills in rally and extreme driving are obligatory! Formula-1 driving experience is a plus. Knowledge and experience in repairing of piston and rotorWankel engines, automatic and manual transmissions, ignition systems, board computer, ABS, ABD, GPS and car audio systems by world-known manufacturers - obligatory! Experience with car-painting and tinsmith tasks is a plus. The applicants must have certificates by BMW, General Motors and Bosch, but not older than two years. Compensation: 15-20hour, depends on the interview result. Education requirements: Bachelor's Degree of Engineering.