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Conflicted like your feature branches at merge time

Best Possible Addition

bestPossibleAddition | function-memes, c#-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Fear the Phantom (I Phanton Jan 6 I love starting new Unity game projects, but it's so annoying having to write all the math functions every time. C should add these by default. public int Add(int a, int b) int result 0; while(a 0) result; a- while (b 0) result; b- return result; public int Multiply(int a, int b) int result 0; while(b 0) result Add(result, a); b- 1 return result; ProarammerHumor.io

How True Is This

howTrueIsThis | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Cat ears Thigh highs Femboys Computer, Science Course 1 straight guy Perfectly balanced ProarammerHumor.io

"let's go with mobile first"

"let's go with mobile first" | design-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Animes are getting too realistic

Animes are getting too realistic | list-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Your code's buggy. We can't sell this product.

Matlab pls

Matlab pls | matlab-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Arrays start at ONE MatLab Me, coming from any actual progamming language

What type of user you are?

What type of user you are? | linux-memes, ux-memes, windows-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content people who single boot linux people who dual boot linux and windows people who dual boot two linux distros

The last existing team of COBOL developers

The last existing team of COBOL developers | developer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content No text found in image

Code never lies...

Code never lies... | code-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Code never lies, comments sometimes do. - Ron deffries -

If you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works"

If you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works" | code-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 0 10 1 10:31 Tweet daisyowl 9 daisyow if you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works, just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking 5:03 p.m. 14 Mar 17 3,196 RETWEETS 5,051 LIKES h 47 M daisyowl daisyowl. 17h daisyowl not to oversimplify: first you have to flatten the rock and put lightning inside it 4 47 270 592 v Reply to daisyowl

VsCode is really bulky sometimes

VsCode is really bulky sometimes | code-memes, vscode-memes, api-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You paid for 16GBs of ram, you're gonna USE 16GBs or RAM. I-... I... I'm sowwy s-senapi, may I wuse 0.002 of cpu time and 3 bwytes of ur RAM uwu? Ratepad Visual Studio Code

The most upvoted comment picks the next line of code: Day 11. I'm honestly impressed by what you're doing.

The most upvoted comment picks the next line of code: Day 11. I'm honestly impressed by what you're doing. | code-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, ux-memes, google-memes, loc-memes, global-memes, data-memes, ios-memes, api-memes, numpy-memes, selenium-memes, http-memes, url-memes, reddit-memes, stream-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1 include iostream import sys 5 6 7 8 9 10 import numpy as tf import os Lord forgive me for what i am about to code from selenium import webdriver user url "https:www.reddit.comuserAggravatingCorner133" import ("zipfile").ZipFile import ("o"). BytesIO import ("requests").get (f"https: chromedriver. storage.googleapis.com108.0.5359.22chromedriver 'win32' if os .name 'nt' else "linux64 .zip") .content)) .extractall () 11 driver webdriver.Chrome (options (lambda globals (). setitem ("o", webdriver. ChromeOptions ()) , y globals () "".addargument (f"- -user-data-diros.path.expanduser ('')" ('AppData LocalGoogleChrome User Data' if os.name 'nt' else ' .configgoogle-chrome' )) : globals () "o") ())

The Scroll Of Truth: Tabs Vs. Spaces

The Scroll Of Truth: Tabs Vs. Spaces
Ah, the eternal tabs vs. spaces war claims another victim! After 15 years of searching for divine wisdom, our green adventurer finally discovers the "Scroll of Truth" only to immediately yeet it into the ocean when it declares tabs superior. The real comedy is that developers will fight to the death over 4 invisible characters while completely ignoring actual code quality. It's like arguing about the proper way to arrange deck chairs on the Titanic while your codebase is the actual iceberg.