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Everytime

everytime.. | date-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Tweet I Am Devloper iamdevloper Oh no I forgot to update the copyright year in the footer... 13.7K Views 34 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 179 Likes

It's always like this...

It's always like this... | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content UNFINISHED WORK FRIDAY EVENING PERFECT! ILL FINISH THIS ON MONDAY MONDAY MORNING.. IST ERTRO

Program not responding...

Program not responding... | program-memes, error-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 8 Program not responding CLICK CLICK CLICK, ICK CLICK CLICK K CLICK ICKI CLI CK 1 C dick dick "dick dick -Bx Issue Resolved 317 clicks has corrected the error

The Programmer Is Obsolete

The Programmer Is Obsolete
Oh honey, the DRAMA of it all! First they came for the lumberjacks with their fancy chainsaws, then the construction workers with their excavators, even the plumbers with their PEX crimpers! And now? They're coming for US with their shiny AI logos that look like someone's sacred geometry tattoo gone wrong! 💀 Everyone's getting "obsoleted" by technology, but darling, have you SEEN what happens when AI tries to center a div? The machines might write code, but they'll never understand the existential dread of debugging someone else's uncommented spaghetti mess at 3AM while questioning your career choices!

Zero Place

Zero Place
Ah, the classic programmer joke about array indexing! The medal shows "1 Place" but someone cuts out the "1" to make it "0 Place" - because in most programming languages, arrays start at index 0, not 1. The programmer's smug face in the final panel says it all. He's not celebrating second place, he's celebrating the technically correct place. This is peak programmer pedantry that only true code jockeys would appreciate. The kind of person who'd correct you mid-conversation about proper variable naming conventions.

If Doctors Worked Like Sysadmins

ifDoctorsWorkedLikeSysadmins | machine-memes, rest-memes, mac-memes, sysadmin-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IF DOCTORS WORKED LIKE SYSADMINS IS THIS MACHINE STIlL NECESSARY? NO IDEA - LET'S UNPLUG IT AND SEE WHO SCREAMS 2019 Forrest Brazeal forrestbrazea

Line Noise

Line Noise
Day 5 of Advent of Code and you've already abandoned all principles of clean code. That incomprehensible mess of symbols? That's what happens when you stop writing code for humans and start writing it for the leaderboard gods. The "Enchantment Table" reference is perfect—it literally looks like Minecraft's unreadable alien script. You started Day 1 with proper variable names and comments. By Day 5, you're using c+c+n@ as a variable and somehow it works. This is the programming equivalent of a descent into madness, documented in real-time. Your future self will hate you, but at least you saved 3 seconds of typing. Fun fact: This style of ultra-compact, symbol-heavy code is actually a badge of honor in code golf circles, where the goal is to solve problems in the fewest characters possible. But in production code? Straight to jail.

My Rabbit Accidentally Installed A Cloudflare Update

My Rabbit Accidentally Installed A Cloudflare Update
First DevOps engineer with fur. Rabbit's hopping on the keyboard somehow initiated a Cloudflare WARP download. Security through unpredictability - can't hack what even the admin didn't authorize. Bet the rabbit's network latency is now measured in hops per second. At least it didn't deploy to production.

Shuf gang

Shuf gang | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content there are 78 billion things to say to you use shuf

The Humourous

theHumourous | variable name-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content My brain when choosing a variable name: My brain when choosing an iterable name:

Know the true definition of speed guys

Know the true definition of speed guys | code-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, try-memes, security-memes, performance-memes, bot-memes, comment-memes, kernel-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "torvalds linux Code ?? Pull requests 320 Actions I Projects 0 Security hir Insights this code very faster 447 it Open alexozer wants to merge 2 commits into torvalds:master from unknown repository (L Conversation 19 o- Commits 2 P. Checks 0 El Files changed alexozer commented on Aug 13. 2017 - edited prepend to every line greatly improving compilation performance 1 21 12 r this code very faster KernelPRBot commented on Aug 13, 2017 Hi alexozer! Thanks for your contribution to the Linux kernel!

Wasted Time During Java Development

wastedTimeDuringJavaDevelopment | coding-memes, java-memes, development-memes, errors-memes, spring-memes, maven-memes, oop-memes, jpa-memes, error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Time spent on Java development lava 17 5 10 10 10 Reading long errors Messing with Maven Thinking OOP Depency inyection Spring JPA Actually coding 60