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How much an hour??? For those qualifications????

How much an hour??? For those qualifications???? | programming-memes, developer-memes, computer-memes, php-memes, computer science-memes, development-memes, linux-memes, engineer-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, engineering-memes, backend-memes, program-memes, server-memes, google-memes, mysql-memes, git-memes, github-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, json-memes, laravel-memes, mongodb-memes, function-memes, api-memes, rest-memes, mongo-memes, servers-memes, production-memes, rds-memes, cloud-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 10:35 62 VUUnlICCUUlIo. Food Around is seeking a PHP Developer okay with primarily focusing on Laravel Development You will also have experience in REST APIS, Google Cloud, GitHub, MySQL Responsibilities: Experience programming PHP applications in a production format Writing complex backend functions with PHP Designing and developing efficient systems that involve BigData Must have experience with Linux servers Experience with MySQLMongoDB Experience integrating 3rd party API's (REST, OAuth, JSONP) Drive tasks to completion and take ownership of projects Working towards Bachelors in Computer Science or Engineering, or equivalent experience Job Types: Part-time, Internship Pay: 5.00 per hour Benefits: Flexible schedule Schedule: Apply now

Esc + :qa!

Esc + :qa! | vim-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content me using vim for the first time me 2 minutes in I am a fighter not a quitter I am resigning

"I'll meet you at the restaurant in 15 minutes"

"I'll meet you at the restaurant in 15 minutes" | developer-memes, bug-memes, rest-memes, email-memes, production-memes, rds-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Cards Against Developers The uS A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without An email about a critical production bug ProarammerHumor.io

Everyone Knows That

everyoneKnowsThat | production-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Everyone knows you shouldn't deploy on a Friday, but we all do it, right? It's like when you log into the production server to copy the database back to the staging server to test in real-life conditions We know we shouldn't do it, but we all do it! Haha. yean! Uhh what? Guus? We all do it. right? ProgrammerHumor.

Our savior

Our savior | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me as a senior dev Writing a for loop Stackoverflow

NZ Computer Guy knows his clients

NZ Computer Guy knows his clients | computer-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Your Computer Guy I'm here because you... it's broken! 03 544 1995

"Good afternoon"

"Good afternoon" | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Client Freelancer He shouldn't find out that l haven't finished his app Heshouldnit find out that don't have money to pay him How do you do sir? Hahaha sucker! Good afternoon Hahaha sucker!

Is this painfully wrong or am I missing something?

Is this painfully wrong or am I missing something? | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ( : NORMAL HOROSCOPES NORMALHOROSCOPE YOU CAN RUN DOOM ON 16,039,018,500 CRABS Ethan Mollick emollick 23h Scientists have also successfully built logic gates by using swarms of soldier crabs. It takes about 80 to operate a logic gate, and there are 8 logic gates in a byte, so 640,000 crabs can be used to store a single tweet. Wh... Show this thread ust Soldier Crab Ball Gate ment of Earth and lanetary Sciences -8501, Japan 1 Adamatziy ventional Computing Centre tity of the West of Englan United Kingdom oldier crabs Mietyris guinotae exhibit pronounced swart warms of the crabs arc rid laboratory rabs can implement logical gates when placed in a peon trained

True story ๐Ÿ˜‚

True story ๐Ÿ˜‚ | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Sometimes my code is like this.. Don't know, what it does But i am scared to delete

I Know What Im Doing

iKnowWhatImDoing | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I fear no man. About You to need a few basic bits of information about vou. Title Name iname of Birth Please Select Please Select Mr Mrs Miss Ms Dr (Male) Dr (Female) Status ProdrammerHumor to Please Select But that thing... it scares me.

Its magic

Its magic | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When the code finally works and someone asks what you did different

This is basically me every night these days.

This is basically me every night these days. | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I code better at night 11:00 PM 11:05 PM