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The end is near

The end is near | fix-memes, IT-memes, bot-memes, dependency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Gabriele Petronella gabro27 So this just happened: - a bot found a vulnerability in a dependency - a bot sent a PR to fix it - the CI verified the PR - a bot merged it - a bot celebrated the merge with a GIF ProdrammerHumor.io dependabot bat commented on bahalf of aithub 19 davs aco s edited o Bumos mixin-deeo from 1.3 1 10 1.32 thoger a rebase manually by connenting C dependabot bot C) Burp nixin-dee d dependabot bot

So Cppis Unsafe Now

soCPPIsUnsafeNow | code-memes, assembly-memes, c++-memes, performance-memes, compiler-memes, language-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GeorgiiGrishko 18m If you need performance, why not to switch to C or assembly 86? They're pretty fast. 1 MichaelioNL Now It's platform dependent, unsafe, and most modern compilers can generate faster assembly than almost anyone could ever do. People are also more productive in higher level languages, as you need less code to do more. Companies want their employees to work as efficiently as possible to make more profit sooner. People also tend to prefer to see quick results when they create a project, which you won't with assembly.

Built Different: The Last Human Coder

Built Different: The Last Human Coder
Remember the ancient times of 2022 when developers wrote their own code? Now we're all just whispering sweet nothings to ChatGPT and hoping it understands our vague requirements. Coding without AI assistance has become the programming equivalent of churning your own butter or writing with a quill pen. "Did you hear? Sarah actually remembers how to reverse a binary tree WITHOUT asking Claude!" *gasps dramatically* The real flex in 2024 isn't having a Lamborghini—it's being able to debug your own code without an AI sidekick.

Even Babies fear … Fu**ing SQL

Even Babies fear … Fu**ing SQL | sql-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When I become a dad ERROR BASED SOL-INJECTIONS for babies

Its Hard Sometimes

itsHardSometimes | programming-memes, program-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you can't tell if the programming tutorial is in english or hindi V 5 A 772 21 sin cOs 309 459 60 NS NI- 7 1 2 tan 2x 30 60 made with mematic Jsin xdx - cos. C de cos? jigxdx -In cosx Intg C sinx 2 2487 -arcig? dx In tan (6) 10 Bred

Hash Collision Keeps Me Up At Night

Hash Collision Keeps Me Up At Night
That moment when your partner thinks you're unfaithful but you're actually having an existential crisis about hash collisions. Spent six hours today tracking down a bug caused by two completely different objects returning the same hash. My code wasn't cheating on me - it was just mathematically inevitable. Sleep? Who needs it when you can contemplate the cosmic horror of identical checksums from distinct inputs?

Hosyond 3Pack ESP32 ESP-32S Development Board USB-C WiFi Bluetooth Dual Core Microcontroller for Arduino IDE, Support AP/STA/AP+STA, CP2102 Chip ESP-WROOM-32

Hosyond 3Pack ESP32 ESP-32S Development Board USB-C WiFi Bluetooth Dual Core Microcontroller for Arduino IDE, Support AP/STA/AP+STA, CP2102 Chip ESP-WROOM-32
High-performance dual-core processor – ESP32S is equipped with a powerful dual-core 32-bit CPU with a main frequency of up to 240MHz, providing smooth and efficient computing power for IoT and embedd…

Is It Just Me Or

isItJustMeOr | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Senior Dev Told Me The Code Has To Be "Future Proof".. How Am I Doing?

Senior Dev Told Me The Code Has To Be "Future Proof".. How Am I Doing?
When your senior dev says "future proof," they probably meant something about scalable architecture and maintainable design patterns. Instead, this developer took it literally and hardcoded every single year with individual if-else statements. The TODO comment "add more years before 2028 release" is the cherry on top—imagine the poor soul who has to maintain this in 2029, frantically adding else if (year == 2029) to the growing tower of conditional statements. Nothing says "job security" quite like code that requires manual updates every January 1st. At least leap year calculations will be consistent... until they're not. Y2K walked so this could run.

Which One Is Your Preference

whichOneIsYourPreference | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 00000000000000000000000690000 00000000000000000000000 WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ONP 1(n 2) 4 return false; for(int 2; 1 14(n 1 e 0) return false )00808000.00006000.00054009400000666905000

Here We Go Again

Here We Go Again
When you try to install a package on Linux and get hit with that "Permission denied" error... suddenly you're sprinting back to add sudo like your computer's life depends on it. The classic Linux user two-step: try command, fail, add sudo, succeed. A daily ritual that separates the root users from the mere mortals.

Gateways need shame cones

Gateways need shame cones | nginx-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 502 Bad Gateway nginx DeL

50pcs Programming Stickers,Vinyl Waterproof Decals,Gifts for Developers Programmers Hackers Engineers IT Code Program Stickers for Laptop,Computer,Water Bottles,Luggage,skis,Bicycles,Cars(Programme)

50pcs Programming Stickers,Vinyl Waterproof Decals,Gifts for Developers Programmers Hackers Engineers IT Code Program Stickers for Laptop,Computer,Water Bottles,Luggage,skis,Bicycles,Cars(Programme)
Package Include: Each pack contains 50 Pcs Programming Stickers, no repetition, random patterns, and different combinations that will give you different visual effects. The sticker's size will be 2-3…

Spinners go brrrrr

Spinners go brrrrr | web-memes, test-memes, animation-memes, tested-memes, reddit-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content AskReddit EI CM 14h What is just a placebo effect but most people don't realize? 53.2k 17035 comments L hibikikun 4479 8h Loading spinners on web pages. I once had a user complain to me a web app was too slow (and it was pretty fast). So I tested him by making the animation spinner spin much faster. He went to my boss to praise me how much faster the web app was. (spin.js is what i was using)