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Mvp
Debugging
2 years ago 32.0K views 0 shares
MVP | fix-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MVP FOUND IT! THIS ONE IS KINDA HOLDING ME BACK LEAVE IT, IT'S NOT HIGH PRIORITY LET'S GO FIX THE BASTARD SO, WE'RE STILL LAUNCHING NEXT WEEK? ! MONKEYUSER.COM

Golang Date Format: The Executive Order
Golang Programming Backend
10 months ago 193.4K views 0 shares
Golang Date Format: The Executive Order
Ah, Golang's date formatting—the language where someone thought, "You know what developers need? More cognitive load!" Instead of using sensible formats like everyone else, Go decided that the reference date January 2, 2006 at 3:04:05 PM MST (01/02 03:04:05PM '06 -0700) would be their magic template. Want to format a date? Just remember which parts of this specific moment in time to use! It's like having to recite a magic incantation every time you need to print a simple timestamp. Seven years into using Go and I still have to Google this nonsense every single time.

War...war never changes
Programming
3 years ago 57.3K views 0 shares
War...war never changes | machine-memes, data-memes, algorithm-memes, algorithms-memes, mac-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content THAT WAS SURPRISINGLY EASY. HOW COME THE ROBOTIC UPRISING USED SPEARS AND ROCKS INSTEAD OF MISSILES AND LASERS? IF YOU LOOK TO HISTORICAL DATA, THE VAST MAJORITY 'OF BATTLE-WINNERS USED PRE-MODERN WEAPONRY Thanks to machine-learning algorithms, the robot apocalypse was short-lived.

The Illusion Of Choice: Windows Edition
Windows Microsoft Programming
2 months ago 237.2K views 0 shares
The Illusion Of Choice: Windows Edition
Oh. My. GOD. The eternal Windows update saga in one perfect meme! 🙄 Microsoft giving us those DRAMATIC two options that are LITERALLY THE SAME THING: "No" or "Remind Me In 3 Days" when we all know that update is happening whether we like it or not! The audacity! The deception! The absolute THEATER of choice! It's like being asked if you want to be stabbed now or stabbed later while you're trying to finish that critical project due in 10 minutes. THANKS FOR NOTHING, WINDOWS! 💀

When You Take "C Is Faster" Too Literally
Python Programming
4 months ago 337.8K views 0 shares
When You Take "C Is Faster" Too Literally
When someone says "C is faster than Python," they probably didn't mean "write Python code that generates, compiles, and runs C code." That's like ordering takeout, driving to pick it up yourself, and claiming you've mastered efficient food delivery. Sure, technically the C part runs faster, but you've added so much Python overhead that you might as well have gone full snake from the start. It's the coding equivalent of putting racing stripes on a minivan.

But we might sell it as DLC later though
Javascript Android Java Frontend Backend
3 years ago 86.5K views 0 shares
But we might sell it as DLC later though | developer-memes, javascript-memes, web developer-memes, java-memes, web-memes, android-memes, IT-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Eddy Vinck JavaScript EddyVinckk Web developers in 2020: If we split our JavaScript into separate files and load them on demand we can make the initial request to the homepage 30Kb smaller Game developers in 2020: Here's a 110Gb download including files we're not even using anymore 7:37 PM Jul 13, 2020 Twitter for Android 1 View Tweet activity 29 Retweets 168 Likes

Programming in C be like
Programming Backend
2 years ago 52.7K views 0 shares
Programming in C be like | programming-memes, program-memes, c-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content RANDOM GO!!!!

I would rather spend hours making a program to do a task, than to do the task
Programming
3 years ago 47.0K views 0 shares
I would rather spend hours making a program to do a task, than to do the task | program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content A TASK THAT TAKES MORE THAN 5 MINUTES PROGRAMMERS ingflip.com CANTHIS BEAUTOMATED?

The Only Toxic Relationship Worth Having
Rust Programming Debugging
5 months ago 265.9K views 0 shares
The Only Toxic Relationship Worth Having
Congratulations! You've found the only relationship where emotional abuse is actually a feature, not a bug. The Rust compiler treats you like garbage, tells you everything is your fault, and makes you feel utterly inadequate—but unlike your ex, it's deliberately doing this to make you a better person. That error message showing you exactly where you messed up? That's not passive-aggressive—that's just aggressive-aggressive. And that warm fuzzy feeling when your code finally compiles? It's Stockholm syndrome with benefits. At least the compiler is consistent and actually helps you grow, unlike certain humans who can't be tamed even with unsafe{} blocks. Honestly, it's the healthiest toxic relationship you'll ever have.

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GDPR everywhere
Programming
3 years ago 50.2K views 0 shares
GDPR everywhere | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content O Search GDPR PLAYLIST I Love GDPR Created by Popjustice 24 songs, 1 hr 30 min PLAY FOLLOW Q Filter TITLE What's your name? What's Your Number? What's Your Name What's Your Number Where You From So Many Details I Know What You Like I Know Where You've Been I Know What You Did Last Summer E-Mail Mv Heart Text Me ARTIST ALBUM 4Minute Name is 4minute Jedward Young Love Andrea True Conn... Disco Music Histor... BTS Skool Luv Affair Toro y Moi Anything in Return Chance I Know What You L Freedom Bremner Houseofreedom-T... Shawn Mendes, C. Handwritten (Revis.... Britney Spears ... Baby One More APRILVE Her 0.00 ProdrammerHumorio 4 days ago 4 days ago 4 days ago 4 days ago 4 days ago 4 days ago 4 days ago 4 davs ago 4 days ago 4 days ago V FOLLOWERS 86 3:07 2:56 6:36 4:00 4-46 3:94 4:03 3:44 3:43 2:57

It’s gotta be Java - that’s no programming language, it’s a method of torture….
Programming Java Backend
2 years ago 75.2K views 0 shares
It’s gotta be Java - that’s no programming language, it’s a method of torture…. | programming-memes, java-memes, program-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Programming Languages There is I Impostor among us HTM PHP JS Java Python

Tqdm
Programming
1 year ago 55.6K views 0 shares
tqdm | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PROGRESS BARS ARE NEVER RIGHT YOU JUST NEED A CALLBACK FRI THE PROCESS, THEN SOME COLOURS, AND A GOOD UPDATE PROCESS, AND MAYBE PERCENT, WAIT. WHAT IS THE TRANSMISSION RATE? 14 0.1 2 10 score 55 70 85 100 115 14 PROGRESS BARS ARE NEVER RIGHT 130 145