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Here's how we have to change the volume where I work.

Here's how we have to change the volume where I work. | design-memes, forms-memes, date-memes, rds-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Home Insert Pasto Design Calibri (Body) I 8 Layout 12 r a0 x2 VOLUME CHANGE REQUEST FORM V2 FINAL References Mailings Review View Q Search in Document As Av Aa v A EVE A A Stvles Share Styles Pang VOLUME CHANGE REQUEST FORM Name: Previous Volume: mute Business Justification: Emp No: Date: Requested Volume: O mute Signature: Supervisor Signature: Department Manager Approval: Date: Date: Date: Please fax completed form to HR at x3230. Forms without justification or supervisor approval will not be processed. Volumes above 75 require department manager approval. Forms are typically processed within 3-5 business days. If you do not receive a response within 9 days, contact your supervisor. Page 1 of 1 85 Words English (US) E Focus 110

Four Years Of Knowledge And Still Internally Screaming

Four Years Of Knowledge And Still Internally Screaming
The existential dread of a programmer with 4 years of experience being told they "have lots of knowledge." That cat's face is the perfect representation of internal screaming while thinking about the 47 JavaScript frameworks released since breakfast, the legacy codebase nobody understands, and the Stack Overflow answers from 2011 that somehow still work. Four years in and you've just mastered the art of googling error messages more efficiently.

The plot twist at the end though...

The plot twist at the end though... | web-memes, website-memes, loc-memes, ide-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Ketan Joshi KetanJo Dear website, -I don't want you to post notifications to my desktop -I don't want to subscribe to your thing via a popup -I don't want you to know my ocation - Please stop autoplaying that video - I am angry and sad now 2:47 p.m. 13 May 18 3,167 Retweets 11.8K Likes ProdrammerHumor.io

A desperate man is a dangerous man

A desperate man is a dangerous man | stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, google-memes, overflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you're on your third page of Google and none of the stack overflow links have been able to solve your problem made with man This will be the end of my job

Sorry if repost

Sorry if repost | oracle-memes, mongo-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IHESE COMPANIES TEST ON ANIMALS Orale Oft PANTI 3 409 SPURINE Aquafreshi ALMAY. ARMORA BOSS BANDAID 80881 BBI11 BIC Sag Coppertone Sol REVION Colgate Crest DIEsEL BEX Downy Dove prand DeG sance ihm gilises CORDS ChapStick COVERGIRI lAMS glade SARNER greeiks IVORI LISTERINE L'OREAL Johnon-Gohnion NIVEA MAC MAYBELLINE Old Soice OlAY OralB BIS Amesel rEVION PANTENE Rogaine PeG Etat oRACLE Pampers Rogaine N REN System.out.memeln() ORACLE DOGGOBASE ORACLE

And they say STEM and the arts don’t have much in common…

And they say STEM and the arts don’t have much in common… | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Getting asked to work for free Programmers imoflip.com Artists

The indentation debate just ended!

The indentation debate just ended! | java-memes, retweet-memes, indentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 100 7 4 0 09:21 Tweet t? Jeff Atwood Retweeted An Overwhelming Surplus of Java... RichardWestenra Personally, I prefer to increase the spacing for each successive indent according to the Fibbonaci sequence: 1 foo 2 bar baz 4 v 5v 6 Y quz quux corge grault garply waldo 10 11 12 13 14 16 17 12:00 PM 16 Aug 16 3,839 Retweets 5,636 Likes Tweet your reply

The 34-Minute C++ Love Affair

The 34-Minute C++ Love Affair
The fastest character development arc in programming history. Tweeted "I love C++" and 34 minutes later: "I regret this tweet. What in the name of f*ck." That's the standard lifecycle of a C++ project: initial excitement followed by existential dread when you encounter your first undefined behavior or spend 3 hours debugging a memory leak. The honeymoon phase with C++ lasts exactly until you try to use a string.

Need More Managers

needMoreManagers | developer-memes, manager-memes, product-memes, product manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Product manager Project manager Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture Developer They're the same picture.

Is Leap Day

isLeapDay | function-memes, date-memes, fix-memes, console-memes, crash-memes, startup-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Help EA Help E EAHelp 1h Hello EASPORTSWRC players, We are aware of an issue on console in which the game may crash on startup. This is currently being investigated and will be fixed as soon as possible. 17 14 36 1 20K EA Help EA Help EAHelp Guidance for PlayStation players: On your console, go to Settings System Date and Time Set Date and Time Set Manually. 2 Change the date to March 1, 2024. 3 Once this change has been done, the game should function normally. 2:21 PM Feb 29, 2024 25.6K Views ProarammerHumor.io

"I think we can delete this" "Do you know if anyone is using it?" "...no" "Better keep it just in case"

"I think we can delete this" "Do you know if anyone is using it?" "...no" "Better keep it just in case" | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content No text found in image

I hate it...

I hate it... | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no well documented api