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When you press Ctrl+X on your grocery list but forget to press Ctrl+V at the store. That devastating moment when your carefully curated data structure vanishes into the void of clipboard memory, leaving you to debug your shopping algorithm with nothing but tears and the faint memory of what you needed. The real reason programmers hate stateless protocols.

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This is the programming equivalent of asking for McDonald's and your mom saying "we have food at home" — except the food at home is MATLAB. If you've ever had the misfortune of using MATLAB, you know it's that weird cousin of programming languages that engineers and academics love but actual software developers avoid like a production bug on Friday afternoon. It's powerful for math and matrices (hence the name), but coding in it feels like trying to build a website using only a scientific calculator. The $2000+ license fee is just the cherry on top of this engineering department nightmare.

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