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Wait, That's My Line...
Debugging Programming Frontend Backend
9 months ago 175.8K views 0 shares
Wait, That's My Line...
The irony of a customer service rep telling a programmer to clear the cache is like a civilian telling a bomb technician to cut the red wire. "Have you tried clearing your cache?" is literally our first debugging mantra, right after turning it off and on again. It's the sacred incantation we've been mumbling under our breath since our first stack overflow error. Next they'll be telling me to check if my computer is plugged in or suggesting I update my browser. The audacity.

Python is the best!
Programming Python Java Frontend Backend
4 years ago 103.9K views 0 shares
Python is the best! | java-memes, python-memes, IT-memes, cors-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content years ago My goal: 'To become a python guru in the next 6 months!' 1 137 REPLY Hide replies - 2 years ago REPLY How's it been going so far? 12 years ago 1 switched to java. 142 years ago REPLY why REPLY 10 12 years ago REPLY 1 year ago you are fucking stupid assholl!!! Python is the Best!!! TRAITOR 13 gI REPLY

New Favorite Way To Cope
Programming
10 months ago 48.8K views 0 shares
newFavoriteWayToCope | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content THE PROBLEM SINMY CODE THELIBSIM USING ARE BUGGED THE COMPILER ISN'T WORKING PROPERTY THE OPERATING SYSTEM MESSES THINGS UP THERARDWARE SUNRELIABLE MY CODE CRASHED BECAUSE OF COSMIC RAYS (SEUD

When The Backend Dev Gets UI Privileges!
Backend Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend
8 months ago 215.7K views 0 shares
When The Backend Dev Gets UI Privileges!
The eternal frontend vs. backend war strikes again! Some backend developer clearly thought UI was just "JSON with line numbers" and called it a day. Instead of creating an actual interface with buttons and graphics, they've just dumped the raw data structure onto a smartwatch screen. It's literally just a JSON object with fitness stats displayed in code format - complete with syntax highlighting! The irony is delicious - right after claiming frontend is "useless," they've created the most programmer-friendly yet user-hostile interface imaginable. Only a true backend purist would think displaying raw key-value pairs is an acceptable UI. Next update: they'll probably add more brackets and semicolons to "enhance the user experience."

Just Read The Docs Bro
StackOverflow Programming Python
8 months ago 184.6K views 1 shares
Just Read The Docs Bro
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DRAMA of asking a simple coding question online! 💀 Left side: innocent newbie with puppy eyes asking for help in Python. Right side: the AUDACITY of these keyboard warriors telling you to "read the docs" like they were born understanding recursion! But PLOT TWIST! Bottom panel shows the rare unicorn who actually helps AND explains, getting a simple "thanks" while the rage-faces continue their existential meltdown about how you're "not a real programmer." The true heroes of StackOverflow are outnumbered by documentation-worshipping gatekeepers who'd rather die than explain a simple for-loop to a beginner. Heaven forbid someone asks how to center a div!

CS degree in a nutshell
Programming
1 year ago 98.4K views 0 shares
CS degree in a nutshell | shell-memes, cs-memes, cs degree-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DIGITAL BANGLADESH Luck Udemy My CS degree README typo PRs n Github Hello world tutorials Stackoverflow My developer career.

The Strategic Developer Exit Strategy
Programming Devops Agile Debugging
8 months ago 171.3K views 0 shares
The Strategic Developer Exit Strategy
The classic developer escape plan. You build half a monstrosity, realize it's become a Lovecraftian nightmare of technical debt, then suddenly remember your cousin's startup needs a senior developer. Meanwhile, the grim reaper (aka those impossible projects) patiently waits at the company door for the next unsuspecting junior who'll inherit your undocumented spaghetti code. It's not abandonment—it's a strategic career advancement opportunity.

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Some people just want to watch the world burn
Python
2 years ago 56.5K views 0 shares
Some people just want to watch the world burn | matplotlib-memes, data-memes, pandas-memes, numpy-memes, tensorflow-memes, data scientist-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Bojan Tunguz tunguz Offend a Data Scientist in one tweet. 6:38 PM 16 Dec 22 chime.so 171 Retweets 162 Quote Tweets 1,851 Likes 17 Bitchaari TheRainPoetess 19h Replying to tunguz import tensorflow as plt import pandas as tf import numpy as pd import matplotlib.pyplot as np 70 17 153 1,382 erHumor.io

Ahhh, my bad
Programming
2 years ago 48.4K views 0 shares
Ahhh, my bad | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content guthib.com You spelled it wrong. ProdrammerHumor.io

We will not go quietly into the night
Databases Backend
2 years ago 35.4K views 0 shares
We will not go quietly into the night | code-memes, sql-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Can ChatGPT write efficient SQL queries and maintainable code? Can you?

Junior Dev Writing Documentation
Programming Agile Testing
10 months ago 192.3K views 1 shares
Junior Dev Writing Documentation
Ah, the classic junior dev documentation approach: when in doubt, take a screenshot, add some ALL CAPS text pointing to the obvious, draw an arrow, and don't forget that official signature of approval! This is peak "documentation complete" energy. The button literally says "PUSH TO LOCK" on it already, but our enthusiastic junior has created a whole supplementary user manual for this complex system. Next sprint feature: a 50-page PDF explaining how to use the office microwave.

Me: *not able to sleep and constantly rewriting and running through code in my head every other night*
Programming Backend
3 years ago 60.7K views 0 shares
Me: *not able to sleep and constantly rewriting and running through code in my head every other night* | developer-memes, software-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, software developer-memes, program-memes, list-memes, http-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What is the least stressful job? Software developers top the list of least stressful jobs. These professionals create software programs for computer systems and applications. It's a job that lends itself well to remote work and flexible hours. Workers usually don't have to worry about workplace injuries or demanding travel schedules either. 10 Jun 2021 SN httos:monev.usnews.com best-jobs 16 Low-Stress Jobs Careers US News