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Graphed like your sprint velocity chart - all over the place

Is Bbq Time

isBbqTime | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I FORGOT THE BBQ TOOLS! Android Studio Android flickdudr

Seriously, what's with all the caps?

Seriously, what's with all the caps? | programming-memes, program-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, sql-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Programming in SQL be like: 2 Tab W CapsLock A S Shift Z Fn Ctri

Only God Knows

onlyGodKnows | code-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When I wrote this code, only god I understood what it did. Now... only god knows. ProdrammerHumor.io

Hate When It Happens

hateWhenItHappens | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Kalm Panik You submit your code project for school and can finally relax a bit You find a screenshot of your code on rbadcode that looks exactly like the code you submitted

The music I listend while programming

The music I listend while programming | programming-memes, program-memes, list-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How I look while programming The music I'm listening to

Am i ?

Am i ? | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When your code compiles after 253 failed attempts I'm still worthy!

Microsoft word...

Microsoft word... | microsoft-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "MICROSOFT WORD"? NOW THERE'S A NAME I HAVEN'T HEARD IN A WHILE...

The Cloud Reliability Myth

The Cloud Reliability Myth
Executives laughing hysterically at the fantasy they sell to clients about perfect cloud reliability. Meanwhile, every DevOps engineer watching this just had a nervous eye twitch remembering that 3 AM incident when AWS us-east-1 went down and took half the internet with it. The classic corporate disconnect between sales promises and technical realityβ€”where uptime SLAs meet cold, hard distributed systems theory. Five-nines reliability? Sure, if you don't count "planned maintenance."

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πŸš«πŸ† | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Looks like peer review is awfully similar to a pull request

Looks like peer review is awfully similar to a pull request | fix-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Sarah Barr Sarah Barr Explaining the peer review process to my brother, a carpenter academia phdlife AcademicTwitter Imagine spending 2 years making a table and then showing someone and they tell you every tiny detail wrong with it 2:40 PM A So you fix everything they say and then show some more people and they tell you everything STILL wrong with it 2.40 PM One of them asks why you made it with 4 legs when it would have been much more stable with 8 legs 2:40 PM Another says this table is too heavy, it should have shorter legs 240 PM The third one says the table is fine but did you consider making a chair instead? 2.40 PM 7:31 AM 2022-09-08 Twitter Web App

The Firstdataengineer

theFirstdataengineer | software-memes, engineer-memes, bugs-memes, bug-memes, data-memes, fix-memes, release-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you released the software after fixing bugs all night but your hands are sore as hell in morning.. uva.krishna.memes I DID IT.BUT IT CAME WITH A PRICE

Been noticing this.

Been noticing this. | design-memes, designer-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 64 Tech Burrito TechBurritoUno What happens when designers prioritise aesthetics over usability 31 New: MA Whatwesee: C 31 2:33 am 12 Jan 23 ProdrammerHumor.io