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It was the damn refactoring that my lead kept asking for

It was the damn refactoring that my lead kept asking for | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Gentlemen, it is with great sadness to inform you 1 managed to crash production 3 years as a developer

Camel Case

Camel Case
Your laptop just transformed into a portable space heater because you dared to run npm install . The sheer AUDACITY of Node.js deciding that your computer needs to download half the internet just to display "Hello World" is truly a spectacle. Watch in horror as your CPU fan screams for mercy while installing 47,000 dependencies for a simple date formatting library. Your thighs are getting medium-rare, your battery is crying, and somewhere in the distance, a polar ice cap just melted. But hey, at least you got that left-pad package!

Saw this ad on a bus today and laughed

Saw this ad on a bus today and laughed | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Not photoshopped - had a problem with a memory leak on the server

Not photoshopped - had a problem with a memory leak on the server | server-memes, loc-memes, vm-memes, tables-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 47 GiB 37 GiB 28 GiB 0 19 GiB 9 GiB 0 B 00:00 Apps - Buffers Slab - SwapCached VmallocUsed Swap 08:00 16:00 Cached - Free PageTables Committed

I Am Who Iam

iAmWhoIAm | bug-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Jr. dev- How did you find the bug so easily? Sr. Dev- I was there when it was written

This is what you use float for, kids.

This is what you use float for, kids. | version-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Why is everybody here a front end dev

Why is everybody here a front end dev | front end-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ME AS AN EMBEDDED SOFTWARE DEV ATTY SO HARD AM ORIGHT HAHA STILL

I Cried At That Moment

iCriedAtThatMoment | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content C WHATIS MY PURPOSE? Data Scientists YOU MAKE LIBRARIES FOR PYTHON C imgilip.com OH. M7 GOD

Jack Of All Trades, Master Of None

Jack Of All Trades, Master Of None
OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this burn! 🔥 Full-stack developers are basically the theater kids of programming who proudly announce they can do EVERYTHING while secretly being mediocre at EVERYTHING. It's like claiming you're bilingual because you can say "hello" and "bathroom" in seven languages. The jack of all trades, master of absolutely none! That resume might say "full-stack" but what it really means is "I've watched tutorials for both React AND MongoDB." Diversifying your incompetence isn't a skill, honey!

Look At This Junk!

Look At This Junk!
You know that feeling when you revisit your old code and suddenly wonder if you were drunk, sleep-deprived, or just fundamentally broken as a human being? Two months is that perfect sweet spot where the code is old enough to be incomprehensible, but recent enough that you can't blame a different version of yourself. The horror sets in when you realize there are no comments, variable names like x2 and temp_final_ACTUAL , and a function that's somehow 400 lines long. You start questioning your career choices, your education, and whether that CS degree was worth anything at all. The real kicker? It works perfectly in production. You're terrified to touch it because you have absolutely no idea how or why it functions. It's like archaeological code—best left buried and undisturbed.

Don't celebrate too soon

Don't celebrate too soon | programmer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 13 VO RUSSIAN PROGRAMMERS WHO NO LONGER NEED A VISA TO WORK FOR U.S. COMPANIES AMERICAN SOFTWARE ENGINEERS BEING HAPPY THAT REMOTE WORK IS BEING NORMALIZED

Every Time

Every Time | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MY CODE DOESN'T WORK LETS CHANGE NOTHING AND RON IT AGAIN