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Good vs Bad Code

Good vs Bad Code | code-memes, bad code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Code Quality Measurement: WTFsMinute WTF Code Review Code Review WTF is this shit? WTF Good Code http:commadot.com Bad Code WTF Dude, WTF WTF

I'm So Sorry Seniors

I'm So Sorry Seniors
The AUDACITY of junior developers thinking they're the Hulk when they're alone smashing keyboards and destroying cities with their "innovative" solutions! But the SECOND those senior devs walk into the code review, suddenly they're all ashamed and facepalming because their beautiful chaos is about to be BRUTALLY dissected! That transformation from "I AM CODING GOD" to "please don't look at my nested if-statements" happens FASTER than you can say "unnecessary complexity." The shame is PALPABLE! The ego? SHATTERED! The pull request? About to be absolutely DEMOLISHED worse than those buildings!

2 months now, and it's getting harder each day

2 months now, and it's getting harder each day | try-memes, list-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content in Yes honey Babe it's time to apply for entry jobs that require a degree, 4 years of experience and list "team player, self learner and motivated" as qualifications

Saw this in a LinkedIn job posting today - .NET Core was released in 2016...

Saw this in a LinkedIn job posting today - .NET Core was released in 2016... | javascript-memes, java-memes, react-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, .net-memes, angular-memes, database-memes, docker-memes, release-memes, linkedin-memes, kafka-memes, edge-memes, cloud-memes, kubernetes-memes, framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Your Qualifications: 7 years of experience building services with .NET Core Understanding of microservice architectures Hands-on experience with modern JavaScript frameworks, such as Angular or React Expert knowledge of SQL and understanding of database principles Experience with Kafka or other messaging systems, cloud services, Docker, andor Kubernetes preferred Interpersonal skills and the ability to present to team members in a clear, articulate manner

YouTube Is Not Pulling Punches

YouTube Is Not Pulling Punches
YouTube's algorithm just delivered the most savage roast possible. Someone's watching "Not Everyone Should Code" and the recommendation engine goes "yeah, you specifically need this PolyMatter video." That's not a suggestion, that's an intervention. The crying cat meme format captures that exact moment when you realize the algorithm knows you better than you know yourself. Maybe you've been copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers for the third time today. Maybe your last PR had 47 comments. Maybe you just spent 6 hours debugging a missing semicolon. The algorithm sees all, judges all. The best part? "Recommended for you" with that red underline is basically YouTube saying "I've analyzed your viewing history and... buddy, we need to talk."

This applies especially to the county where I live

This applies especially to the county where I live | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Literally every government in the world Bad web design made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io

The struggle

The struggle | feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content THE STRUGGLE FEATURE DEI FOUND A BUG MONKEyUSER.cOM

Error Handling Has Encountered An Error While Handling Errors

Error Handling Has Encountered An Error While Handling Errors
Ah, the rare recursive error—when your error handler fails to handle itself! Instead of actual error messages, we're looking at the placeholder variables that should've been replaced with real content. It's like the app's exception handler threw an exception, then that exception handler also crashed. The digital equivalent of a fire truck catching fire on the way to put out a fire. Somewhere, a developer is frantically searching Stack Overflow for "how to debug the debugger" while questioning their career choices.

No Shame Git Push

noShameGitPush | code-memes, git-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WRITE CRAPPY CODE TO KEEP MY JOB YOU WRITE CRAPPY CODE BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ELSE WEARE NOT THE SAME

When Relatives Ask You To Fix The Printer

whenRelativesAskYouToFixThePrinter | programmer-memes, program-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CON Just because I'm a programmer doesn't mean can fix your printer. This means... No, well, I can fix it But not because I'm a programmer!

PM’s, we still love y’all

PM’s, we still love y’all | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What does that mean? I'm a product manager It means he's afraid of coding No I'm not!! STOP IT PATRICK- YOU'RE SCARINGHIM!! System.out printin('Hello World");

I asked ChatGPT to generate this, is this basically every JS framework ?

I asked ChatGPT to generate this, is this basically every JS framework ? | developer-memes, javascript-memes, web development-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, development-memes, web-memes, design-memes, try-memes, debugging-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, list-memes, function-memes, performance-memes, ssl-memes, debug-memes, js-memes, IT-memes, edge-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, documentation-memes, framework-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content write a fake landing page text for a brnd new inovative javascript framework including a bullet point description on why everyone should use it. and the list uses one emoii per bulletpoint to seem more modern. Introducing the newest, most innovative JavaScript framework on the market: JSXpress! JSXpress is a cutting-edge, high-performance framework that allows developers to create stunning, interactive web applications with ease. With its intuitive design and powerful features, JSXpress is the perfect choice for developers of all skill levels. Here are just a few reasons why everyone should use JSXpress: Lightning-fast performance: JSXpress is built on top of the latest and greatest web technologies, providing superior performance and speed. O Intuitive design: With its clean, easy-to-use interface, JSXpress makes it simple to create complex web applications without sacrificing functionality or elegance. 93 Robust toolset: JSXpress comes with a full suite of tools and features, including a powerful debugging system and a comprehensive documentation library. - Cross-platform compatibility: JSXpress works seamlessly on all major web browsers and devices, allowing you to create apps that reach a wider audience. Community support: JSXpress has a thriving community of developers who are always eager to help and share their knowledge. Don't miss out on the future of web development. Try JSXpress today and see for yourself why it's the best JavaScript framework on the market! u