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It gets better with every loop.
Programming
2 years ago 84.1K views 0 shares
It gets better with every loop. | oop-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I Heard he doesn't use "" in a for-loop

Truly depressing
Programming Frontend
5 years ago 111.5K views 0 shares
Truly depressing | css-memes, web-memes, google-memes, image-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You Search Images Maps Play YouTube Gmail Drive More Google How to vertically center in css Web Images Videos News Shopping Maps Books About 82.734,000 results (0,72 seconds) Did you mean: Suicide Prevention Hotline

Creating Password
Programming
4 years ago 102.2K views 0 shares
Creating Password | password-memes, ssh-memes, space-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CREATING A PASSWORD -Please enter your new password. "cabbage" -Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. "boiled cabbage" -Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. "1 boiled cabbage" -Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. "50stupidboiledcabbages -Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character. "50STUPIDboiledcabbages" Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. "50StupidBoiledCabbagesShovedUp YourArse, IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessimmediately -Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. "NowlAmGetting ReallyPissedOff50StupidBoiled CabbagesShovedUpYourArselfYouDontGiveMe Accessimmediately -Sorry, that password is already in use.

Web Developers In The Near Future
AI Webdev Frontend Programming Javascript
1 year ago 451.4K views 0 shares
Web Developers In The Near Future
The inevitable hipster-ification of web development has arrived. Just like artisanal coffee shops charging $9 for "hand-poured" water, we'll soon have developers selling "organic, handwritten, non-AI websites" at premium prices. Next they'll be telling us their HTML is free-range and their CSS was harvested during a full moon. Can't wait for the "small-batch, locally-sourced JavaScript" trend to hit.

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Person pulls prank to see if recruiters read the resumes and respond
Javascript Programming Python Java StackOverflow
4 years ago 404.8K views 0 shares
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Content Angelina Lee Software Engineer Skills Experience Education 415-812-3329 AngelinaTheDevgmail.com angelinathedev.netlify.app Experienced software engineer with a background of building scalable systems in the fintech, health, and adult entertainment industries. Expert in JavaScript, TypeScript, Node.js, React Al, Mia Khalifa, C Instagram Senior Full Stack Engineer - Web App Team October 2018 - PRESENT, Palo Alto, California Built news feed infrastructure using React for Al on BlockChain Optimized web app feed performance through new server-side React larceny Al algorithm to quickly resolve big data pipeline Led team of 6 engineers to mine Ethereum on company servers Team coffee maker - ensured team of 6 was fully caffeinated with Antarctican coffee beans ground to 14 nm particles Zillow Senior Full Stack Engineer - Web App Team June 2015 - September 2018, San Francisco, California Added Al based GraphQL, resulting in 69 faster page loads Organized team bonding through company potato sack race resulting in increased team bonding and cohesity Rebuilt home display page with virtualized tables and map to provide a 420fps on screen experience with Lana Rhodes Evangelized and adopted RaeLilBlack React UI library Linkedin Software Engineer - Search Team June 2013 - September 2015, San Francisco, California Improved Linked search algorithm efficiency and accuracy through the usage of VoldemortDB, Charizard, and Hadoop Connected with Reid Hoffman on LinkedIn and slid in the dm's Implemented data quality improvements via deduplication and advanced profile ranking resulting in faster big data with React Microsoft Software Engineer Intern - Edge Team May 2011 - August 2012, Redmond, Washington Built React based big data pipeline to enhance deployment stability of Microsoft Edge browser on the Blockchain Spearheaded Microsofters 4 Trump company rally Spread Herpes STD to 60 of intern team University of California Berkeley B.S. in Computer Science August 2010 - May 2013, Berkeley, California Graduated Summa Cum Laude with a 3.94 GPA Helped found Machine Learning at Berkeley Club Phi Beta Phi - fraternity record for most vodka shots in one night 23482400 SAT score

Been There
Testing
2 years ago 57.0K views 0 shares
beenThere | loc-memes, data-memes, database-memes, production-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Marc Backes themarcba 2h When you DELETE FROM users; and realize it's the production database instead of your local 062 17110 675 il 27.4K a

Debugging at its finest
Programming Debugging
5 years ago 121.1K views 0 shares
Debugging at its finest | debugging-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content FTBAND imaflip.com BREAKPOINTS console logi

CSS Is Everywhere
Frontend Webdev Programming
1 year ago 275.4K views 0 shares
CSS Is Everywhere
When your dog finds the perfect sunbeam and you can't help but see it as a CSS masterpiece. That perfect drop-shadow filter creating a natural light effect that would take frontend devs hours to replicate. Nature's rendering engine just casually flexing on us with zero load time and perfect anti-aliasing. And they say you can't see CSS in real life!

It’s always like this.
Programming
3 years ago 83.9K views 0 shares
It’s always like this. | code-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I'll clean up that code once it works And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself Volume Il

Our Cute Tech Team
Hardware Debugging Programming Linux Networking
1 year ago 538.9K views 0 shares
Our Cute Tech Team
This is what happens when you outsource your IT department to the lowest bidder. The classic "we're working VERY HARD on your issue" while the tech team is literally just kittens playing inside your computer. No wonder your ticket has been "in progress" for three weeks! Those adorable little troubleshooters are probably chewing on your RAM while management assures you they've got their "best people" on it. Next time your computer crashes, just check if it's a hairball in the CPU fan rather than a memory leak.

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Tsoding
Programming
2 years ago 169.4K views 1 shares
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Uber of Amazons or Amazon of Uber, I do not know
Programming
2 years ago 88.1K views 0 shares
Uber of Amazons or Amazon of Uber, I do not know | programming-memes, code-memes, iphone-memes, program-memes, amazon-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content all all 100 19:02 Rand (Dude) Conversation With Rand (Dude) 8 Hey, I need someone to do code, do you? You mean programming? 8 app for samsung and iphone Sure, what do you need? g its the next Amazon or Ubers What do you mean by that? 8 first you make the app then I'll tell the idea