Random Memes

As arbitrary as the excuses for missing documentation

Banned From Swift

Banned From Swift
When Russia got cut off from SWIFT banking, programmers made this joke about Putin being stuck with Objective-C instead of the modern Swift language. Double whammy of financial sanctions and legacy code maintenance. Honestly, forcing someone to use Objective-C in 2022+ is probably a war crime under the Geneva Convention. That square bracket syntax will break anyone's spirit faster than economic isolation.

Everytime When I Use ESLint

Everytime When I Use ESLint
That magical moment when you run ESLint hoping to fix your code, only to discover it's playing multiplayer instead of single-player mode. You start with 10 errors, hit that glorious "Fix All" button with the confidence of someone who's never been betrayed by technology, and suddenly you're the proud owner of 20 errors. It's like watching your technical debt compound interest in real-time. Six years of professional development experience and I still fall for this every damn time. The only thing more reliable than ESLint breaking your code is your PM asking "how hard could it be to add this small feature?"

Memes in Draft

Memes in Draft | html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, ML-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you just started HTML and CSS the you see a good JavaScript meme Til deal with you later!

Boom like that

Boom like that | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content AT WORKTHEY CALL ME 007 O COMMENTS O DOCUMENTATION 7 BUGS IN PRODUCTION

Wordle, copyright 1976

Wordle, copyright 1976 | computing-memes, try-memes, loc-memes, random-memes, data-memes, rest-memes, date-memes, fix-memes, c-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Wordie Wordle is a word-guessing game where you have six tries to guess a five-letter word. After the player makes a guess, they are given hints about which letters in their guess are in the secret word. Each letter that is the right letter and in the right place is marked with an exclamation point. Each letter that is the right letter but in the wrong place is marked with a question mark. Any letters in the guess that do not appear in the secret word are marked with an X. After the game is over, a summary of the game is shown, with the marks identifying the letters you guessed correctly each round, but it does not include the guesses itself. Try modifying the game to use the date as a random seed. Then these game summaries can be cut out and shared with your friends to compare how well you did on each days words without giving away the solution! 1 MODE g PRINT TAR 33: WORD SE 15 ORTNT THB SISTE ERFATTUE COMDIITING MORRISTOWN. 20 PRINT:PRINT:PRINT 2S PRINT FRIERSEY YOU GET SIX TRIES STO GIFSS THE C 30 PRINT "LETTER WORD THE I AM THINKING OF. hETER EACH GUESS' 35 PRINT "LETTERS THAT ARE IN THE CORRECT LOCATION 40 PRINT "MARKEL AND LETTERS THAT ARE CORRECT BUT' PRINT IN THE WRONG LOCATION ARE MARKED WITH A ?. LETTERS' DO PRINT THAT ARE NOT IN THE WORD ARE MARKED 55 PRINT X.' SO PRINI 65 DIM K(26)R(6) 80 FOR I1 TO RND(C) 139 C1 160 IF GS"K" GOTO 509 170 IF LENG5 PRINT "YOUR GUESS MUST BE 5 LETTERS LONG. AGOTO 150 620 199 FOR TE 1 TO THEN Ls"!":GOTO 290 WORDLE roFOTTUF COMPUTING MORRISTOWN. NEW JERSEY IN THIS GAME, YOU GET SIX TRIES TO GUESS THE LETTER WORD THE I AM THINKING OF. AFTER EACH GUESS LETTERS THAT ARE IN THE CORRECT LOCATION ARE MARKED WITH A ! AND LETTERS THAT ARE CORRECT RUT IN THE WRONG LOCATION ARE MARKED WITH A ?. LETTERS THAT ARE NOT THE AND X. PAROLIT PPPOlA YYYY PHONY SPLENDID! THE SECRET WOULD YOU IKF TO PLAY AGRINZ 229 FOR e1 TO 1 240 NEXT J 250 FOR J1 TO 5 260 IF MIDScGS;1,1MIDS(SS.J.1) ANI MIDS(6S,J,1MIDS(SS,J,1) THEN MM 1 265 IF MN THEN X-1 270 NEXT EL THEN Ise 8 88000 000 295 R(C)R(C)LS I OASCMIDS (Gs,I,1))-64 320 IF LS"?" AN 330 IF LS"X" AND KSCO BOO NEXT 360 CC1 379 Gore 106 9 0 FUk 870 26 520 PRINT KS(I): 340 PRINT:PRINT "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPORSTUUWXYZ;PRINT 950 0010 150 SEA PRINT "OUT OF TRIES." 16070 530 IF CEl THEN PRINT "GENIUS!' 621 IF C2 THEN PRINT "MAGNIFICENT!" 622 IF C3 THEN PRINT "IMPRESS IF C4 THEN PRINT "SPLENDID! 624 IF C5 THEN PRINT "GREAT 625 IF C6 THEN PRINT PRIT VT "THE SECRET WORD WAS ";SS;"!":PRII 640 FOR I 650 PRINT R(I) 680 PRINT "WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY AGAIN? YN" 690 INPUT RI TOe IF RSaY THEN RESTORE:GOTO 70 1000 DATA 2315, "ABACK", "ABASE", "ABATE", "ABBEY", "ABBOT" VOL UnihonUk s ARODFS"ORODTE. BOROUS: 1002 DATA "ABUSE", "ABYSS", "ACORN"." HCRIO" "ACTOR", "ACUTE 1003 DATA "ADAGE", "ADAPT", "ADEPT", "ADMIN' " "ADMTT , "ADOBE' 1004 DATA "ADOPT" ."ADORE 1005 DATA "AFOOT", "AFOUL . "AF1 1006 DATA "AGENT", "AGILE", "AGING' "AGONY , "AGORA' 1007 DATA "AGREE, "AHEAD, "AIDER", "AISLE", "ALAS MA AFRIME 1008 DATA "ALERT","A 1009 DATA "ALIVE", "ALLAY""ALIFY ALLOTI

git: natural edition

git: natural edition | git-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content git checkout -b new branch git merge newbranch

The Goalposts Never Stop Moving

The Goalposts Never Stop Moving
You spend months saving for that sweet GPU upgrade, finally ditching your ancient 4060TI for the shiny new 5070 with 50% more VRAM. You're on cloud nine! Then you make the fatal mistake of checking r/pcmasterrace the next day where some 16-year-old with daddy's credit card is explaining why "anything less than 24GB is basically unusable in 2024." The hardware rat race claims another victim.

AstroAI Multimeter Tester, TRMS 4000 Counts Volt Meter Auto-Ranging Ohmmeter Digital 1.5v/9v/12v Battery Voltage Tester Measure Voltage Current Resistance Diodes Continuity Capacitance with NCV

AstroAI Multimeter Tester, TRMS 4000 Counts Volt Meter Auto-Ranging Ohmmeter Digital 1.5v/9v/12v Battery Voltage Tester Measure Voltage Current Resistance Diodes Continuity Capacitance with NCV
Wide application - The AstroAI M4K0R Multimeter accurately measures AC/DC voltage to 600V, Current to 10A, Resistance to 40MΩ. You can use it for continuity test, diode test, battery test and live wi…

It's true...

It's true... | stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, overflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me 5 minutes after posting a question on stack overflow: Where answer

Works All The Time (On Desktop Only)

Works All The Time (On Desktop Only)
Top panel: "How to make a responsive website" written on a whiteboard by someone who's about to drop some knowledge bombs. Bottom panel: Their actual website telling mobile users "Screen width too small. Please increase the window size or rotate to load. If you are on a mobile phone, please open on a desktop." Nothing says "I'm a responsive design expert" quite like a website that doesn't work on mobile. It's the digital equivalent of a swimming instructor who can't swim but has a really nice PowerPoint about water.

Life of a dev

Life of a dev | code-memes, bug-memes, reddit-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rAskReddit uFBKain 15h NSFW Hey Reddit, What's something that's actually better than sex? Discussion 7.9k 6.2k 1, Share --cheese-- 13h 1 Award When you run your code and it just works. Also when you find that one fucking bug that's been causing problems for days. Reply 4 2.1k

The programing experience

The programing experience | program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content No text found in image

Mount-It! Dual Monitor Stand, Full Motion Desk Mount for 2 Screens up to 32” and 19.8 lbs Each, Tilt Swivel Rotate, VESA 75x75 & 100x100, Adjustable Dual Screen Arm with C-Clamp or Grommet

Mount-It! Dual Monitor Stand, Full Motion Desk Mount for 2 Screens up to 32” and 19.8 lbs Each, Tilt Swivel Rotate, VESA 75x75 & 100x100, Adjustable Dual Screen Arm with C-Clamp or Grommet
Maximize your workspace – Raise two monitors off your desk to free up valuable space and create a cleaner, more organized workstation for home, office, or gaming setups. · Fits your everyday screens …

Ai Researcher First Time

aiResearcherFirstTime | search-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content AI SAFETY RESEARCHERS CLIMATE CHANGE SCIENTISTS rst time? imghip.com