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Execution plan as mysterious as your database's query optimizer

More commits messages from the Twitch leak !

More commits messages from the Twitch leak ! | sublime text-memes, csv-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Playa Dev Playa Dev More TwitchLeak commit messages -OH MY GOD THAT WAS IT, IT ACTUALLY BUILDS. -Mouse events now work, magically! - temp files and csvs suck - formatting sucks - i suck -wtf why wont you build - ok wtf port are we running on then - Fix again.. wtf sublime text

Going back to tinker with an old project

Going back to tinker with an old project | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Completely fine efficient code A new feature

Developers will ALWAYS find a way

Developers will ALWAYS find a way | developer-memes, web-memes, devs-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, train-memes, gaming-memes, twitter-memes, cs-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Mr John Robertson thedarkroom O Robbotron This is my favourite gaming fact: In Fallout 3, the game couldn't support a train for the player to ride in, but it could make NPCs walk - so the devs made the train a hat. This guy wanders around beneath the ground, wearing his Train Hat, just being public transport. 12:05 PM - Feb 18, 2020 Twitter Web App

Hear Me Out. Highguard, But The Horses Are Anime Girls

Hear Me Out. Highguard, But The Horses Are Anime Girls
Fortnite keeps desperately clawing at relevance after each failed launch, throwing everything at the wall hoping something sticks. Meanwhile, Highguard said "you know what? I'm good" and walked away from the game dev grind to pursue a life of pure diamond mining. The real joke here is the perseverance difference: Fortnite has Epic's infinite money printer backing it, so they can afford to faceplant repeatedly and still come back with another collab or season. Highguard (presumably an indie dev or smaller studio) looked at their launch numbers, checked their bank account, and made the rational decision to pivot to literally anything else that pays better. It's the classic tale of "big studio privilege vs indie reality" – one gets to fail upward indefinitely while the other needs to actually make rent.

If Regex have physical form, that should look like him

If Regex have physical form, that should look like him | try-memes, regex-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ME TRYING TO UNDERSTAND REGEX ANW-LIQ(W-1WJRW-K2.435 imatin.com

I don’t agree on the macbook meme, so i made my own version

I don’t agree on the macbook meme, so i made my own version | programmer-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, program-memes, version-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CO JUST BEGAUSEI USE LINUX, IT DOESN'T MEAN I'M A PROGRAMMER WELL, O MEAN... L.CO RUT NOT LAM A PROGRAMMER BECAUSE T USE LINUX

Happy Halloween In C++ Land

Happy Halloween In C++ Land | design-memes, c++-memes, function-memes, IT-memes, edge-memes, comment-memes, operating system-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content A sad story about bec-temporarybuffer namathe C STIL library was designed by the first author of this book, he pined that it would be helpful to have a function get temporary buffer Strakes a size n and returns the largest available temporary buffer up to sen that fits into physical memory. As a placeholder (since the correct resion needs to have knowledge that only the operating system has), he wrote a simplistic and impractical implementation, which repeatedly calls alloc asking for initially huge and gradually smaller chunks of memory until it returns a valid pointer. He put in a prominent comment in the code sing something like, "This is a bogus implementation, replace it!" To his surprise, he discovered years later that all the major vendors that provide SI implementations are still using this terrible implementation -but they removed his comment.

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Most Companies These Days

mostCompaniesTheseDays | algorithm-memes, IT-memes, train-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Let's train our own AI right away! Qucik! We need to become an AI company fast! How do we do it? Let's use the OpenAI API Let's use an already existing algorithm and lets call it AI. 10 Vice president

The ultimate hashing function

The ultimate hashing function | function-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CRC32 MD5 SHA-256 Doctor's prescription note

The Product Manager Paradox

The Product Manager Paradox
The classic product manager paradox in its natural habitat! The top panel shows a flower screaming with intense urgency about deadlines ("IT NEEDS TO BE DONE AS SOON AS A.S.A.P.") while the bottom panel reveals the same flower looking adorably clueless saying "REQUIREMENTS DON'T MAKE SENSE." This is basically every developer's nightmare scenario - being asked to deliver something at warp speed while working with requirements that have the clarity of mud. It's the software development equivalent of "build me a house immediately, but I can't tell you how many rooms, what materials to use, or even if it should have a roof."

Programmer dream.

Programmer dream. | programmer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When someone asks a programmer about his dream: PRIMESK Of course sometimes I really get tired because there are lots of people who want to communicate with me, I just want to go to Dubai DeLL

Good luck trying to find an important file

Good luck trying to find an important file | google-memes, try-memes, cloud-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content JM So, l've had this "we need to scale" moment. To get 2 TB of free cloud storage I have created 130 Google accounts with 15 GB free storage on each. ProdrammerHumo

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