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Content 1st year: Imma write it in 1 line with heavy abstractions. I'm sooo smart 5th year: Imma write it so simple that i can understand it tmrw

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The technical pedant has entered the chat! Nothing screams "I'm fun at parties" like correcting people about character encoding standards at an ASCII art gathering. That person standing in the corner made of slashes and asterisks is silently judging everyone who casually calls it "ASCII art" when it should be "ISO-8859 art" — because obviously that's what keeps them up at night. It's the digital equivalent of being the guy who corrects people saying "Frankenstein" when they mean "Frankenstein's monster." Congratulations on being technically correct — the most insufferable kind of correct!

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Content Code comments be like STOP THIS IS A STOP SIGN

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The evolution of C-based languages depicted through increasingly intense reactions. C is met with boredom. C++ sparks interest. C# triggers excitement. Then we hit whatever unholy abomination C with a snowflake is supposed to be, causing brain meltdown. Finally, C with a tesseract dimension cube transforms our developer into a transcendent being who can see through time and space. Classic progression from "I can code" to "I have become one with the compiler."

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Ah, the classic interrogation scene but with a coding twist. The detective isn't asking about a murder—he's confronting the suspect about that mythical "future refactoring" everyone promises but never delivers. You know the drill: "I'll clean up this horrific spaghetti code later" becomes a cold case faster than you can say "technical debt." That poor developer in the hospital gown is all of us when our past coding sins finally catch up and the system crashes in production. The only difference between this interrogation and real life is that in real life, we're both the detective AND the suspect. Trust me, your "I'll fix it next sprint" promises are fooling nobody—especially not your future self.

Content Location Anywhere Contract Length 2 months Responsibilities You're expected to develop a game from scratch. All the required assets are available. Few of the assets has to be downloaded from Unreal Marketplace. Need someone who can tackle problems if any. Game genre- ARPG Work- 1. Attributes 2. Perks 3. Melee and ranged combat system 4. Animal riding system 5. Dialogue system 6. Quest system 7. Saveload system 8. Enemy Al 9. XP and level up 10. Implementing sounds, vtxparticles, animations, UIHUD 11. Main menu 12. Swimming system 13. FPS improvementoptimization Person with knowledge of beyond Programming is a better plus. If liked, can be hired for future works as well. Budget- 5,000