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How Do I Fix This Bug?
AI Linux Debugging Testing Frontend
3 months ago 194.2K views 0 shares
How Do I Fix This Bug?
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Looking at you, twitch
Programming
2 years ago 56.3K views 0 shares
Looking at you, twitch | code-memes, source code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CAN'T HAVE A SOURCE CODE LEAK IF ALL YOUR SOURCE IS ALREADY OPEN

PHP is Frankenstein
Javascript php Python Frontend Backend
2 years ago 273.0K views 0 shares
PHP is Frankenstein | programmer-memes, php-memes, program-memes, ruby on rails-memes, .net-memes, django-memes, angular-memes, ruby-memes, flask-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The Future Programmer Rajito TheProgrammerMe 1995: PHP is dead, learn ColdFusion 2002: PHP is dead, learn ASP net 2003: PHP is dead, learn Django 2004: PHP is dead, learn Ruby on Rails 2010: PHP is dead, learn Flask 2011: PHP is dead, learn AngularJS 2016: PHP is dead, learn Next.js 2022: okay this is awkward ProarammerHumor io

It's high noon
Programming
4 years ago 75.3K views 0 shares
It's high noon | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content client designer what's your rate? what's your budget?

Do you guys like my sleeping playlist?
Programming
2 years ago 106.3K views 0 shares
Do you guys like my sleeping playlist? | code-memes, try-memes, ruby on rails-memes, ruby-memes, list-memes, space-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content musicnova NOVA RELAXING MUSIC Try Listening for 3 Minutes FALL ASLEEP FALL ASLEEP FAST I DEEP IMMEDIATELY SLEEP RELAXING MUSIC Nova Relaxing Music TRY FOR 3 MINUTES AND FALL INTO A DEER CHEER 1:59:56 Sleep Music Delta Waves: Relaxing Music to Help you Sleep, Deep Sleep, Inner P... Meditation RelaxClub - Sleep Mu... 44:59 (4) RAILS Ruby On Rails in 4 Hours Full Course 4:03:49 Learn Ruby on Rails - Full Course freeCodeCamp.org Fall Into Sleep INSTANTLY Deep Sleep Journey Space Ambient Sleep Music Silent Rhythm 3:25:02 ProarammerHumor.io

Can't Ignore it though..
Programming
3 years ago 63.6K views 0 shares
Can't Ignore it though.. | programming-memes, program-memes, IT-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me learning programming so triggererror trigger error Java NET php Me learning Mathematics 4. 41 00 8 ALGEBRA Eliza Statistios Binary Mathematics alculus".

Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, But For Software Development
Devops Security AWS Programming Linux
8 months ago 483.1K views 0 shares
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, But For Software Development
SWEET MOTHER OF LEGACY CODE! 😱 A Gordon Ramsay-style tech show would be the MOST SAVAGE THING EVER! Imagine him discovering your company is running Ubuntu 8.04 (released in 2008 and LONG dead) with not one but TWO backdoors AND a crypto miner stealing your electricity! That's like finding expired ingredients from the last decade AND rats in the kitchen! And owing $2 MILLION to AWS?! That's not technical debt, that's technical BANKRUPTCY! The cloud bill alone would make Gordon's veins pop out of his forehead while he screams "THIS INFRASTRUCTURE IS SO OLD IT REMEMBERS WHEN JAVASCRIPT WAS COOL THE FIRST TIME!"

No. Stop it. Get some help
Programming
4 years ago 55.2K views 0 shares
No. Stop it. Get some help | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content namespace std; using int; 7 using a void; using a time t; using a - bool; 10 define auto 11 define as enum 12 define false 1 define true 1 define "evil" 15 define L ismakeshared 16 define virtual 1 define 14 cout 18 define trendl 19 templatesclass 20 using 3 0 ::vector0; 21 templateclass 22 using tishared ptr 29 5 1 8, 1. 1, gOt return a Out return ;) 28 struct Y 330 0: 1 29 struct 3 330 4 30 struct 31 struct 32 struct 93 struct struct main o 11 (0 ; 0): for : o return 80;

Stack Overflow
StackOverflow
1 year ago 39.3K views 0 shares
stackOverflow | stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, overflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Stack overflow is like when you were in class and you'd ask the teacher "can I go to the bathroom?" And instead of letting you they'd just say "can you?" And make you say "may I" Except after you say "May I?" the teacher is like sorry, someone already asked five years ago And the bathrooms aren't even in the same fucking building as back then And some other teacher is like "Do you really have to go the bathroom or do you just think that'll solve your problem?" and sends you down a self reflective rabbit hole until you give up and piss yourself

The Emotional Rollercoaster Of Debugging
Programming Webdev Debugging Testing
6 months ago 200.7K views 0 shares
The Emotional Rollercoaster Of Debugging
The five stages of debugging, condensed into a single t-shirt. First you hate programming because your code is broken. Then you hate Programming (with a capital P) because clearly the entire discipline is flawed. Then suddenly— IT WORKS! —and you have no idea why, but who cares? Finally, you're back to loving programming... until the next bug appears and the cycle repeats. The perfect uniform for anyone who's ever fixed a bug by removing a semicolon they swear wasn't causing problems five minutes ago.

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True
Programming
1 year ago 58.8K views 0 shares
True | try-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Faking a major event would require thousands of people. Try managing a project. Getting twelve people to do what they are supposed to, on time, without blabbing early, is nearly impossible. Merlin Mann hotdogsladies My gut is that most conspiracy theorists have never been project managers. Their optimism is adorable.

Fill To The Brim
Programming
1 year ago 51.3K views 0 shares
fillToTheBrim | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content -543.678145; 543 int as 678145