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Who Needs QA When You Have Vibes?
Testing Agile Programming Debugging
9 months ago 183.5K views 0 shares
Who Needs QA When You Have Vibes?
When your startup pivots from quality assurance to "vibes assessment" because it sounds cooler. The elegant bear knows what's up—why hire boring QA engineers when you can have someone rate the emotional resonance of your codebase? Sure, your app might crash spectacularly, but at least it'll crash with style . Nothing says "we're doomed but fashionable" like replacing bug testing with mood boards. Next sprint feature: code that doesn't work but feels really good about itself.

Two Questions That Really Bother Me
Linux Debugging Testing Backend
1 year ago 79.2K views 0 shares
twoQuestionsThatReallyBotherMe | git-memes, github-memes, fix-memes, bot-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Two questions that really bother me: 1) Does GitHub use GitHub itself to create GitHub? 2) Can GitHub roll back using GitHub to fix GitHub if GitHub crashes? ProarammerHumor.io

So close, yet so far
Programming
2 years ago 50.4K views 0 shares
So close, yet so far | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IM STARTING A BAND CALLED 1023MB I DON'T THINK WEIL EVER GETAGIG.

Some of my friends from college just got married and this was on one of their tables.
Programming
4 years ago 51.9K views 0 shares
Some of my friends from college just got married and this was on one of their tables. | string-memes, tables-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content public String marriage (Man russell, Woman rack1) while(russell.isAlive( ) rachel. isAlive( )) honorAndRespect( ); loveAndCherish( ); serve( ); exploreAndAdventure( ); bePartnersForLife( ); return( "LOVE" );

Object Oriented Programming In Python Be Like
Python Programming Backend
5 months ago 268.5K views 0 shares
Object Oriented Programming In Python Be Like
When your Python class has more self references than a therapy session for narcissists. The Spider-Man pointing meme perfectly captures the existential crisis of every Python developer who's just written their 47th self.something in a single method. At this point, you're not writing code—you're just having an extended conversation with yourself. And they say programming is a solitary activity...

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They do it to themselves
Programming
3 years ago 50.2K views 0 shares
They do it to themselves | IT-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Product owner change request 2 days before launch fucking devs!

if (condition != false)
Programming
3 years ago 51.5K views 0 shares
if (condition != false) | string-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content if(condition) (condition true) if(String.valueof (condition). equals("true"))

Always Happens At The Worst Time
Debugging Devops Programming Backend Cloud
21 days ago 159.6K views 0 shares
Always Happens At The Worst Time
Nothing says "I'm having a great time" quite like frantically opening your laptop at a party because production just went down. The look on everyone's face says it all - they're witnessing a developer's nightmare in real-time. You're supposed to be socializing, maybe eating some snacks, but instead you're SSH-ing into servers while Aunt Karen asks if you can fix her printer later. The best part? You're probably the only one who understands the severity of the situation. Everyone else thinks you're just checking emails while your internal monologue is screaming "THE DATABASE IS ON FIRE AND I'M OUT OF BEER." Pro tip: This is why you should never be the only one with production access. Or just turn off Slack notifications at social events. Your choice of poison.

Me: I can do it on my own. My brain: Just google it!
Programming
2 years ago 55.3K views 0 shares
Me: I can do it on my own. My brain: Just google it! | google-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MEWITH SEYEARS EXPERIENCE GOOGLING HOW TO FORMAT A DATE How Airplanes Fly imgfip.com

Switch Case Xif Else Checked
Programming
12 months ago 48.7K views 0 shares
switchCaseXIfElseChecked | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content if else switch case

When Your AI Assistant Becomes Your Financial Planner
AI Webdev Programming
2 months ago 174.2K views 0 shares
When Your AI Assistant Becomes Your Financial Planner
Wanted to draw a duck, ended up with a startup and a beach house. That's what I call failing upwards. Gemini 3.0 apparently doesn't just generate code—it generates entire business plans and retirement strategies. Google's AI has officially reached the "midlife crisis financial advisor" stage of evolution. Next thing you know, it'll be suggesting you invest in NFTs of that duck you originally wanted.

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This is perfect:)
Programming
3 years ago 46.1K views 0 shares
This is perfect:) | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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