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I Think Ive Unlocked The Sqlfinal Boss
Databases Backend
1 year ago 9.7K views 0 shares
iThinkIveUnlockedTheSQLFinalBoss | loc-memes, lock-memes, sql-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ISON PARSING WINDOw FUNCTIONS FINALLY MASTERED SOL GROUP YAND JOINS MATCH RECOGNIZE imatio.com

well, well, well... aren't you a little snitch :D
Programming Linux Frontend Backend
3 years ago 26.0K views 0 shares
well, well, well... aren't you a little snitch :D | web-memes, git-memes, github-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content tomchop the tomchop Can't wait to use this hidden feature of GitHub Copilot! 10 11 -----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY- b3BlbnNzaC1rZXktdjEAAAAABG5vbmUAAAAEbm9uZQAAAAAAAAABAAACFwAAAAdzc2gtcn NhAAAAAWEAAQAAAgEA1Gg3Rcyb8IXwLnLm6Z1 rmI34WuEiTsJ4JdTM72u0y1kuGwcYwm jeRbefAnZ35hNb4jLDmmp6Gh4dQdzAgTYQLrwv8Ke1hCFXXE031YVoanCFUNvLaFtdt C3UPCHUK3AcFtngfuYkokDtUvJnT6NR6a3fYKVBUXVZz5I1K75DyOwzdb8cD4nbaFrTOU9 QyzZtDrQejFHZF87h0urCCMSOjJ8xeA7TjVp0fAABZ9 ryupb3Y5jSxH27zRJGjrtZS413 BvT1PKNkUOwpFsD6TY91oxBZ7Kh7Chbnr7dIBuR98z632gwu1ZHcUoDLIMZOR1xuFVef DWiEcfiD3cw86xbMdXhrgJL7uC29DWRzX7kARsijAs9yc4YMsfXblhmBcddAggtzOT NSN16og luLxLTIabx0vEurBNZuafh7Vq5eqUSZfPDRTANxcgA06ccRKnnhQ45uWqoeW LIgmLYdn98y9c3GKGRfALaTAUR61fe1kdzW3tnqoAXIbQIV8bZe4Xzhyf128qrn926o 0bZpHCFbShel87z3TZWjpdMKCKhSKOzF6M0AnBrsfrsUfBsWxU6D528Df3ZDziTltAm8 5:44 PM - Jul 4, 2021 Twitter Web App 566 Retweets 64 Quote Tweets 2,837 Likes 17 I

Itsjustgame
Programming
10 months ago 14.6K views 0 shares
itsjustgame | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Everyone: it's a game for kids Programmers:

Dunning Kruger Effect
Programming
10 months ago 20.0K views 0 shares
dunningKrugerEffect | programming-memes, program-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I know at least 10 languages! 34 34 I only know 3 programming languages I only know 3 programming languages 14 14 0.1 2 1 score 55 2 70 85 9546 100 115 130 0.1 145

Close enough
Programming
2 years ago 14.5K views 0 shares
Close enough | code-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you get a blue screen after you run your code but it says hello world. classa"le to. tributes (); 73 sootel Te " href"c?php blogintor avicon(); 7 src" 7php echo toenario

It's time to be sad
Programming
1 year ago 15.1K views 0 shares
It's time to be sad | programming-memes, programmer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Them: How long have you been programming? Me: Since high school Them: So you're a good programmer?

The Paradox Of First-Try Success
Programming Debugging Testing
2 months ago 78.8K views 0 shares
The Paradox Of First-Try Success
The universal law of programming uncertainty: when your code works on the first attempt, it's not a victory—it's suspicious . Just like successfully plugging in a USB on the first try, it defies the natural order of the universe. That momentary pause where you question reality itself... "Wait, no compiler errors? No runtime exceptions? No stack trace from hell?" Seasoned devs know this feeling all too well—success without suffering feels like a trap. The debugging instinct kicks in harder when things actually work than when they don't!

Any Other Definition Is Wrong
Gamedev C++ Algorithms Programming Debugging
15 days ago 90.2K views 0 shares
Any Other Definition Is Wrong
Ah yes, the authentic game dev experience – crying in bed while wrestling with OpenGL collision detection. No fancy ergonomic setup, no whiteboard full of brilliant algorithms, just pure existential despair with C++ error messages burning into your retinas at 2 AM. This isn't just coding, it's emotional damage with syntax highlighting. The "TRUE VIBE" isn't the satisfaction of solving problems – it's the soul-crushing reality that you've spent 16 hours debugging why your character falls through the floor when walking diagonally.

Build Aportfolio Get Ajob Doesnt Work Any More
Programming
11 months ago 14.1K views 0 shares
buildAPortfolioGetAJobDoesntWorkAnyMore | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ENGINEER LOOKING FOR JOB TECHFLUENCER: BUILD A PORTFOLIO SITE ingfip.com Gudin

When you ask the creator of the framework to fill out a questionnaire so that you can use it for free
Javascript Frontend
1 year ago 21.4K views 0 shares
When you ask the creator of the framework to fill out a questionnaire so that you can use it for free | ux-memes, security-memes, IT-memes, vue-memes, retweet-memes, framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Evan You Just had a company asking me to complete an 82-question security questionnaire so that they can use Vue Devtools, for free. Ironically the compliance questionnaire service they are using is built with Vue a 12:21 PM 17 Feb 23 12.5k Views 15 Retweets 1 Ouote 268 Likes 17

Android Developers will understand!
Java Android
2 years ago 6.6K views 0 shares
Android Developers will understand! | developer-memes, android-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Stemble Android studio Are you using 100 of your RAM? No Would you like to?

Universal Hate
Agile Devops Programming
27 days ago 85.7K views 0 shares
Universal Hate
Oh. My. GOD. Self-loathing was JUST the appetizer until JIRA entered the chat! 💀 Nothing unites developers quite like the collective trauma of ticket management hell. One glimpse of that JIRA board and suddenly your existential crisis seems like a cozy little problem! The way that developer's hatred INSTANTLY transferred from self to software is the most authentic relationship I've ever witnessed in tech. We're not crying, we're just updating our sprint points!