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How to tell if my co-worker is actually working

Programming

4 years ago 60.8K views 0 shares

How to tell if my co-worker is actually working | reddit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content REDDIT WORKING MOTHERFNG PIECE OF MOTHERFNG S"T CT WHY THE FK WON'T YOU JUST... FKING ARSEFACE

Oh no

Debugging Testing

3 years ago 68.6K views 0 shares

Oh no | google-memes, error-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content When you google an error but nobody asked about it yet

I Am Not The Man I Was Before

Cloud

3 months ago 171.3K views 0 shares

Content LEARNING ABOUT DOCKER D.com KUBERNETES

Life comes at you fast: A tale of two clouds

Cloud

2 years ago 40.7K views 0 shares

Content Brad Dwyer AL braddwyer Sep 9 000 The cloud is horrible. Just discovered we accidentally left a GPU instance running that billed us 3000. Brad Dwyer ( braddwyer Sep 8 The cloud is amazing. We just spun up about 20,000 virtual computers to chug through regenerating 12 million image previews in our new style. In 23 real world minutes, we consumed the equivalent compute of letting my laptop chug 247 for 3 months and it cost about 10. Show this thread 195 17 2.1K 10.8K

sudo apt-get install sl

Programming Linux

4 years ago 111.5K views 0 shares

sudo apt-get install sl | programmer-memes, programmers-memes, program-memes, terminal-memes, sudo-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content What people think programmers use terminal for What programmers actually use terminal for

This Subreddit

C++ Programming Java Backend

12 months ago 222.4K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic programming language wars in their natural habitat! The top panel shows C++ suggesting proper separation of interface and implementation (header files), and the woman is absolutely swooning. Meanwhile, poor Java guy in the bottom panel suggests defining methods in an interface and gets treated like he suggested coding in COBOL. It's the perfect representation of how programming subreddits work - one language gets all the love while another gets mocked for essentially doing the same thing with different syntax. The tribal nature of developers in a nutshell. Your language preference is basically your entire personality now.

The alignment is correct right? right?

Frontend

3 years ago 22.4K views 0 shares

The alignment is correct right? right? | css-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content I am learning css

That moment when you realize it's going to be a long day...

Programming php Frontend Backend

4 years ago 109.0K views 0 shares

That moment when you realize it's going to be a long day... | php-memes, class-memes, url-memes, bot-memes, div-memes, header-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 6 stable width 1130" border"0" cellspacing"0" cellpadding"0" td height 150" align center valign top" class header" border" cellspacing"o cellpadding"0" td height 150" aLign center valign top" td height 150" align center" valian top" table width 100 border" cellspacing"o cellpadding"0" td height 140 align center valign top" table width"95" border"0" cellspacing"0" ceLcpaddingu" . ... Std aLign center valign"top" stable width"1130" cellspacing"0' cellpadding"0" td height"150" align"center" valign"top" class"header" table width"1100" border"g' cellspacing"g" celcpaddingu tr table width 100" border"0" table width 440" border"g' cellspacing"g" celLpadding"o" alian"center" a href"?php echo "Surldir"; div class logoTop"div DDD.D Tr cellspacing"0" alone center" valone middLe

New Burger - MacError.

Debugging Testing

1 year ago 47.1K views 0 shares

New Burger - MacError. | string-memes, class-memes, error-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content littlesses.! An error occurred attempling to read properties for the "Burger Sidetext resource lype. Invalid Class String Error Id-2147221005(8004013)

Santa's Database Security Is Coming To Town

Databases Security Microsoft Programming

9 months ago 339.8K views 0 shares

Santa's Database Security Is Coming To Town

Little Tim tried to hack his way onto the nice list with a SQL injection attack, but Santa's not having it. The kid literally tried to use INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];-- to move everyone from the naughty list to the nice list. The real kicker? Santa's running his operation on "several dozen interconnected Excel spreadsheets, like a professional." That's the most terrifying part of this whole scenario. Imagine tracking billions of children's moral behavior in Excel. Absolute nightmare fuel for any data engineer.

I don't know what to do

Linux Backend

3 years ago 56.2K views 0 shares

I don't know what to do | git-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Senior devs trying their best to solve it Severe bug in the production code Junior me trying to help by not really doing anything

It’ll be programmed in Linux.

Java Apple Android Linux

2 years ago 73.8K views 0 shares

It’ll be programmed in Linux. | linux-memes, ux-memes, android-memes, iphone-memes, program-memes, google-memes, try-memes, apple-memes, oop-memes, IT-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Liz Wheeler Liz Wheeler 3h If Apple Google boot Twitter from their app stores, elonmusk should produce his own smartphone. Half the country would happily ditch the biased, snooping iPhone Android. The man builds rockets to Mars, a silly little smartphone should be easy, right? 2,783 17 3,264 21.4K Elon Musk elonmusk Replying to LizWheeler I certainly hope it does not come to that, but, yes, if there is no other choice, I will make an alternative phone 12:25 AM 26 Nov 22 Twitter for iPhone 2,695 Retweets 476 Quote Tweets 23.1K Likes

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