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Some may say it's bad, but I like it
Programming
5 years ago 93.1K views 0 shares
Some may say it's bad, but I like it | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, YOU LIKE JAVASCRIPT? YES I DO AND I AM TIRED OF PRETENDING THAT I DON'T

I really mean it
Programming
3 years ago 87.3K views 0 shares
I really mean it | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content fuck css fuck html Petirep CI

In my case it's intentional
Programming Backend
4 years ago 99.3K views 0 shares
In my case it's intentional | programming-memes, program-memes, c-memes, startup-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Lars Doucet larsiusprime Follow Due to my elite programming skills, I figured out how to shave off THIRTY SECONDS from my app's startup time. Here's some optimization tips: 1. Remove the sleep(30) call you added a month ago and forgot about 12:51 AM - 30 Jun 2018 2,089 Retweets 10,185 Lik 69 17 21K 10 O

We Live In A Dystopian World Peak Irony
AI Programming Agile
3 months ago 17.1M views 0 shares
We Live In A Dystopian World Peak Irony
Nothing screams "corporate efficiency" quite like being told to use AI to boost productivity, then being asked to track metrics proving you're productive, only to have finance panic because the AI bill is now higher than the CEO's yacht maintenance fund. It's the circle of corporate life: Management discovers shiny new toy → forces everyone to use shiny new toy → demands proof that shiny new toy works → realizes shiny new toy costs actual money → tells everyone to stop using shiny new toy. Meanwhile, you're just sitting there watching your Copilot subscription get yeeted while management argues about ROI in a 4-hour meeting that could've been an email. The real kicker? You were probably writing perfectly fine code before any of this happened, but now you're caught in the crossfire of a budgetary circus where the only winner is the clown makeup industry.

Down In The Comments
Programming
2 years ago 96.4K views 0 shares
downInTheComments | comment-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Rust users writing about Rust Rust users writing Rust

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Why Use MVC When The Controller Can Do Everything?!
Backend Programming Java Databases Debugging
1 year ago 451.0K views 1 shares
Why Use MVC When The Controller Can Do Everything?!
Ah, the classic "fat controller" pattern! This code is the software architecture equivalent of saying "diet starts tomorrow" while ordering a triple cheeseburger. The controller is doing everything - handling requests, validating inputs, executing raw SQL queries, and formatting responses. It's like watching someone use a Swiss Army knife to build an entire house. The MVC pattern (Model-View-Controller) was specifically created to prevent this spaghetti nightmare, but some developers just can't resist putting all their business logic, database access, and error handling in one massive controller method. This is how tech debt babies are born!

A conversation with a muggle
Python Debugging
1 year ago 190.3K views 0 shares
A conversation with a muggle | software-memes, code-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, debugging-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes, IT-memes, train-memes, laptop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Is it common for software engineers to take out their laptops on the train only to stare at it without doing anything? Well, yes... Legally, you have to or you'll lose your license as a software engineer. LOL. But seriously, he just shut his laptop, opened it back up, pressed a button and resumed staring at it... Oh yeah! Now he's browsing his phone while staring... It's called debugging. You stare at the code until it works again! . Why do you guys get paid so much?

Don't write test! We don't have the time for that
Programming Testing
4 years ago 127.5K views 0 shares
Don't write test! We don't have the time for that | test-memes, unit test-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content how do you like unit test? I hate it You are hired! start up Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

This Is Scary
Linux Backend
2 years ago 98.9K views 0 shares
thisIsScary | code-memes, server-memes, git-memes, devs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content junior devs with no git experience and full access to the code server be like: I AM THE DANGER

Hobby vs Career: The Developer Appearance Spectrum
Programming Debugging Webdev
11 months ago 383.4K views 0 shares
Hobby vs Career: The Developer Appearance Spectrum
Hobby coders looking all put-together while professional devs resemble caffeinated zombies? Yep, that tracks. Nothing ages you like the sweet combination of impossible deadlines, legacy code maintenance, and 3AM production outages. Meanwhile, weekend coders get to work on whatever shiny new framework catches their eye without ever dealing with JIRA tickets or explaining to management why "just adding that small feature" will take two weeks. The energy drink is just the cherry on top of our slow descent into the void. Worth it though... I think?

iOS App For Honey Extension
Javascript Webdev Security Frontend Programming
8 months ago 464.6K views 0 shares
iOS App For Honey Extension
Someone reverse-engineered the Honey browser extension (you know, the "coupon finder" that supposedly saves you money) and found some... interesting code. The highlighted sections show tracking events being sent with coupon data, and then there's a function literally called maybeShowUserShare() . Not "definitely protect user privacy" or "ask for consent" - just maybe show the user you're sharing their data. The function name is doing some heavy lifting here. It's like naming a function maybeStealYourWallet() and acting surprised when people get upset. The code is sending analytics events with coupon codes and tracking whether coupons were applied - all that juicy e-commerce data that's worth its weight in affiliate commission gold. Nothing says "trustworthy" quite like discovering the free money-saving tool you installed is potentially monetizing your shopping habits without being super transparent about it. But hey, at least the developer was honest enough to use "maybe" in the function name. That's more transparency than most privacy policies give you.

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When you specify wrong base case in recursive function
Javascript Python Java
2 years ago 175.3K views 0 shares
When you specify wrong base case in recursive function | function-memes, recursive-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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