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Forgetting Code

forgettingCode | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Learning Code vs Forgetting Code

"This idea will be worth billions of dollars"

"This idea will be worth billions of dollars" | tech-memes, technology-memes, internet-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Sillicon Valley Existing product Internet technology Is this a start-up?

Stop Writing C

stopWritingC | programming-memes, programmer-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, program-memes, assembly-memes, c-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content STOP WRITING C MEMORY WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE ACCESSED DIRECTLY YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet STILL CODE IS STILL WRITTEN with memory vulnerabilites Wanted to access memory directly anyway? We had a tool for that: It was called "SSEMBLY" "Yes please give me NULL of something. Please give me of it" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what C Programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all of the computers we built for them (These are REAL programs, written by REAL C Programmers): steven Ulith - sudo -v (sudo1 password for steven: O ???? 72???7?7??? ????? They have played us for absolute fools

Huh Iwonder What Happened There

huhIWonderWhatHappenedThere | programmer-memes, program-memes, date-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Top 128 rProgrammerHumor posts from 2023-2-15 to 2024-2-20 81.920 65.536 49.152 32.768 16.384 2023-04-01 2023-07-01 2023-10-01 2024-01-01 date posted

Automation xD

Automation xD | programming-memes, program-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How did they program a programming language to program a program to program programs? ProgrammerHi

When a programmer and a designer meet on Tinder.

When a programmer and a designer meet on Tinder. | programmer-memes, java-memes, design-memes, designer-memes, tinder-memes, program-memes, bug-memes, loc-memes, git-memes, debug-memes, IT-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ..coo Verizon S 9:10 AM 0000 Verizon S 9:10 AM eco Verizon 9:10 AM What do vou know about material design? Oct 19, 2016, 10:22 PM Enough to know that Blue 600 is e88e5 hex codes are hot Damn boy let me GIT some of that So is iava wouldn't mind giving you a unit test Oh don't tease me like that hope you're agile, be this just became a standup meeting Only if I can call you CSS cause I like your style hope we can merge without any conflicts Let's do a pull request so we can commit and make it official call me scrum master cause I find all vour use cases Do you approach your sprints in waterfalls because you're making me wet the time and cost dont matter as long as I can scope out that ass Oat 19, 2016, 11112 PM Are you enterprise architecture because I like vour structure and how you operate Oct 20 2016, 762 AM fyi I'm sharing this convo with my coworkers Oh I'm 100 doing the same Oct 20 2018 8:27 AM hope vou're ready to deploy this package Oct 20.2016. 9:37 AM. Wanna come over later because I got a few things I want to demo from my local Oct 20, 2016, 11:28 AM as long as you can debug my performance girl let me gather vour reguirements 0620 2018 12:11 PM hopefully my user experience leaves vou satisfied ProgrammerHumor to

After every damn call.

After every damn call. | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content slate PleaseBeGneiss boss: got it? me: got it brain: got what

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I See Your Fitbit And Raise You Agarmin

iSeeYourFitbitAndRaiseYouAGarmin | date-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content START watchface.son 1 2 "date": "2024-01-15 3 ime": "06:45" 4 "stats": 5 "steps": 85 6 . 7 "battery": 43, 8 STOP

Why Programmers Prefer Dark Mode

Why Programmers Prefer Dark Mode
A classic double entendre that works on two levels. Programmers use dark mode to save their retinas from burning out at 3 AM, but also because actual insects are attracted to light. Meanwhile, code bugs multiply regardless of your color scheme preferences. The only thing dark mode really prevents is your significant other knowing you're still debugging that same function from last Tuesday.

Legacy Apps

Legacy Apps | class-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content david. meltdouwn what apps have yall bought that are worth the money? ral undercoverqueso 29m Replying to meltdouwn mozzarella sticks for sure. And spinach artichoke dip is a classic

This one hurt personally 😪

This one hurt personally 😪 | html-memes, web-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you only know HTML and develop a web application L0 a ERAPIA ProdrammerHumor.io

Pretty layers of encapsulation

Pretty layers of encapsulation | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Most sottrare is written like an onion The more lavers von peel back the more you want to Gry