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Facebook's Docusaurus repo just dropped the most passive-aggressive PR guidelines ever conceived. Instead of the usual "be respectful" nonsense, they went straight for the jugular: don't create issues, don't create PRs, and if some user dares to ask you to do either, just add a file calling yourself "a sad, dumb little AI driver with no real skills." The absolute poetry here is that someone actually implemented this guideline in their PR by adding the exact self-deprecating text file. It's like watching an AI agent follow instructions so literally that it becomes art. The maintainers basically said "we're drowning in AI-generated garbage PRs, so here's how you contribute: you don't." Can't blame them though. When your repo gets bombarded by LLM-powered bots trying to farm contributions, sometimes the only winning move is to make the guidelines so absurd that only humans would laugh and actual AI agents would... well, exactly what happened here.

Junior dev asking "purely theoretically" is the biggest red flag since that time someone pushed directly to main on a Friday at 4:55 PM. The senior knows exactly what happened—that API key is already swimming in the commit history, probably in a public repo, and some bot in Russia has already spun up 47 crypto miners on your AWS account. The senior's stare says it all: "I've seen this movie before, and it doesn't end with git revert ." You can't just delete the commit and call it a day—that key is burned. Time to rotate credentials, check the audit logs, explain to the security team why the monthly bill just went from $200 to $12,000, and have a very uncomfortable Slack conversation with your manager. Pro tip: git filter-branch and BFG Repo-Cleaner can scrub history, but if it's already pushed to a public repo, that secret is out there forever. Just rotate it and add .env to your .gitignore like you should've done in the first place.