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We need 21:9
Debugging Testing Backend
3 years ago 47.0K views 0 shares
We need 21:9 | programmer-memes, program-memes, c++-memes, errors-memes, error-memes, monitor-memes, linker-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content c programmers buying a monitor that can fit linker errors on one screen

Its Really Scarry
Programming
1 year ago 37.2K views 0 shares
itsReallyScarry | programmer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Scariest thing for every programmer! GHOST Not terrible ZOMBIE Not terrible NUCLEAR a little scary ((La-zA- ZI-0-91 L. la-zA- 2(2,))

"Oh okay so I just right click? Okay haha cool."
Linux
2 years ago 35.0K views 0 shares
"Oh okay so I just right click? Okay haha cool." | coding-memes, terminal-memes, command-memes, session-memes, cli-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content first coding job, no idea what i'm doing screen sharing session with nice senior dev, ensures me i'll be ok i have to paste a command into the terminal and cannot figure out how to paste Panik Kalm panik

The #1 Programmer Excuse For Legitimately Slacking Off
Git Devops Programming
1 month ago 172.6K views 0 shares
The #1 Programmer Excuse For Legitimately Slacking Off
The ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card in the coding world! When GitHub goes down, productivity legally has to stop. It's like when the teacher didn't show up for 15 minutes in college—you're contractually allowed to leave. Even the most demanding boss has to concede defeat when faced with the digital equivalent of "the dog ate my homework." The beauty is it actually works! No repositories, no commits, no pull requests = mandatory coffee break. Pro tip: Bookmark GitHub's status page for those moments when you need to prove you're not making it up. Works approximately 0.07% of the time, but worth keeping in your emergency slacking toolkit!

It do be like that sometimes
Programming
2 years ago 40.6K views 0 shares
It do be like that sometimes | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Sudo Go Brrr
Linux
10 months ago 89.9K views 0 shares
sudoGoBrrr | programmer-memes, program-memes, command-memes, sudo-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Checking your privilege before issuing commands: Authority figures Programmers

The simple joys are what get me through the day
Programming Linux
4 years ago 74.0K views 0 shares
The simple joys are what get me through the day | programmer-memes, program-memes, terminal-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS USING THE TERMINAL IN FRONT OF NON-PROGRAMMERS iannotenarlist.

If Your Job Gives You
Programming
10 months ago 166.1K views 0 shares
ifYourJobGivesYou | tech-memes, warning-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, laptop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Name cannot be blank hackSultan If your new tech job gives you a : Dell laptop: You have 3 warnings before you get fired. MacBook: Your job is safe if the next funding round comes in. Lenovo Thinkpad : You're probably going to spend 28years there.

I choose to believe that this is real
Cloud AWS
1 year ago 38.3K views 0 shares
I choose to believe that this is real | aws-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Donald J. Trump O Follow GrealDonaldTrome AWSS3KEY"fle8d133-2883-4ef1-ab93- ae308ad03241" :Wq 5.11 AM - 18 Fet 2018 DAK 17 29K ponald 3. Trump o guessurislatrump - 19h Reming ia prealDonidatiump watthis isn't vim D 2494 17 103k 3zak Programm

To All You Java Enjoyers Out There Why Do You Do This
Java Programming Backend
8 months ago 150.0K views 0 shares
To All You Java Enjoyers Out There Why Do You Do This
Java developers writing 47 lines of boilerplate code just to store a boolean value is the programming equivalent of a corporate trust exercise. On the left we have the "proper" Java way with getters, setters, and enough ceremony to make the Queen jealous. On the right? Just a public boolean. Both accomplish exactly the same thing, but Java purists will fight to the death defending why their version is "enterprise-ready." It's like ordering a coffee and getting handed a 20-page legal document explaining the coffee-drinking experience you're about to have.

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Back To The Job Hunt
Security Programming
3 months ago 224.7K views 0 shares
Back To The Job Hunt
The modern tech job hunt: excitement, followed by crushing disappointment. You think you've landed that perfect senior role after weeks of interviews, only to discover it's just another sophisticated phishing attempt to steal your identity. The real technical interview was the social engineering test you failed. Next time maybe try asking the "recruiter" to reverse a binary tree on the whiteboard first.

New "who asked" reaction image. Feel free to use.
Javascript Frontend
2 years ago 58.2K views 0 shares
New "who asked" reaction image. Feel free to use. | react-memes, image-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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