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Santa's Database Security Is Coming To Town
Databases Security Programming Microsoft
1 year ago 508.9K views 0 shares
Santa's Database Security Is Coming To Town
Little Tim tried to hack his way onto the nice list with a SQL injection attack, but Santa's not having it. The kid literally tried to use INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];-- to move everyone from the naughty list to the nice list. The real kicker? Santa's running his operation on "several dozen interconnected Excel spreadsheets, like a professional." That's the most terrifying part of this whole scenario. Imagine tracking billions of children's moral behavior in Excel. Absolute nightmare fuel for any data engineer.

Highest Refresh Rate Monitor
Hardware Programming Gamedev
1 year ago 360.9K views 2 shares
Highest Refresh Rate Monitor
Ah yes, the window—nature's original 60Hz display. While everyone's dropping thousands on curved ultra-wide monitors with ridiculous refresh rates, this guy found the ultimate hack: staring at the real world while coding. The snow provides excellent contrast, and the frame rate is literally infinite. No driver updates required, though it does come with its own weather-based brightness settings that you can't control. Bonus feature: occasional NPC movements when neighbors do something weird.

Yea
Git Programming Webdev
6 months ago 1.0M views 0 shares
Yea
GitHub casually suggesting you use the API or CLI to fetch pull requests when their search is acting up again. Because nothing says "user-friendly platform" like forcing devs to write scripts just to see if their PRs exist. The pure bliss on that face says it all—when your version control system tells you to version control your way around their broken UI, you just accept your fate. At least they're honest about the data being lost due to an "ongoing search incident" instead of pretending everything's fine. Small mercies, I guess. Fun fact: GitHub's search has been a running joke since basically forever. It's like they allocated all their engineering resources to Copilot and left search running on a Raspberry Pi powered by hopes and dreams.

Rust be like
Linux Backend
2 years ago 89.1K views 0 shares
Rust be like | git-memes, IT-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content i8 u8 116 M16 132 u32 164 064 1128 u128 isizeusize f64 f32 Integer? Float? Don't worry, just give me the number and I'll do the math. There are 14 built-in types for numbers, and if you want your function to accept more than one type as valid input, you can either try to figure out how traits work, or you can burn in the flames of hell, which is equally painful.

Which Stage Are You In Right Now?
Gamedev Programming
1 year ago 299.4K views 0 shares
Which Stage Are You In Right Now?
Oh. My. GOD. The eternal struggle of indie game developers on Steam in four panels of pure AGONY! 💸 Left side: "WHEN YOU GET PAID" - a glorious Yamaha DX7 synthesizer worth actual money! The notification from Valve is practically DRIPPING with hope: "payment for your share of revenue earned through January 2025" - HALLELUJAH! Time to quit the day job! Right side: The soul-crushing reality - "Valve didn't send payment this month" because you didn't meet the EARTH-SHATTERING threshold of... $100. Your reward? ICE SOUP. Literal frozen water with ice cubes. Bone apple tea, you poor, poor developer! 🥄❄️ The duality of indie dev life is just TOO REAL. One month you're shopping for vintage synthesizers, the next you're wondering if ice cubes count as dinner. The dream never dies, it just gets really, REALLY hungry sometimes!

wanna be a programmer??
Debugging
3 years ago 65.0K views 0 shares
wanna be a programmer?? | programmer-memes, software-memes, code-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, program-memes, bug-memes, fix-memes, ide-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Wanna be a programmer?? Muhammad Hasan Khan 1st Software Engineer - Opinions are my own 31 I fixed a bug today and after feeling satisfied with my accomplishment for the day, I decided to leave a bit early. As I was driving home, my brain started reviewing my code and found a mistake. I came home and fixed the mistake. And now that I'm about to go to bed, I just realized that there is a better way to fix the bug so I should just discard my earlier change and start over. Do you want to be a programmer? CEO 1,019 66 comments 22 shares

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When The AI Optimization Hits
AI Programming
2 months ago 1.9M views 0 shares
When The AI Optimization Hits
Tech companies really thought they'd save money by replacing devs with AI. Sure, you're lighter now—you cut off your own leg. Yeah, you can technically "run faster" with less overhead, but good luck when you need to actually, you know, walk . The irony is beautiful: companies are optimizing themselves into oblivion, thinking AI can replace the people who understand the codebase, the business logic, and why that one function has a comment that just says "DO NOT TOUCH - STEVE 2019." Spoiler alert: the AI doesn't know who Steve is, and it's about to touch everything. Nothing says "sustainable business strategy" like sawing off the limbs that got you here in the first place. But hey, quarterly earnings look great!

still waiting...
Programming
3 years ago 86.7K views 0 shares
still waiting... | language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DISCOVERS NEW SYSTEMS LANGUAGE REPLACE CI

I want our web app to feel more like a native app...
Debugging Testing Frontend
4 years ago 88.1K views 0 shares
I want our web app to feel more like a native app... | web-memes, error-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Jay Phelps jayphelps Manager: I want our web app to feel more like a native app You: window.onerror window.close; ProdrammerHumor.io

Shopping for a new throw pillow
Programming
4 years ago 92.3K views 0 shares
Shopping for a new throw pillow | ProgrammerHumor.io
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These captchas are really getting out of hand
Programming Linux Debugging
5 years ago 219.8K views 0 shares
These captchas are really getting out of hand | bugs-memes, bug-memes, function-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Diving Into New Projects Like...
Programming Git
9 months ago 413.3K views 0 shares
Diving Into New Projects Like...
Nothing says "I have my life together" quite like enthusiastically grabbing a shiny new project while standing on a mountain of abandoned repos. The excited kid reaching for the new project while literally drowning in unfinished work? That's not a meme, that's a documentary. You know what's wild? We convince ourselves this time will be different. This new framework, this side project, this rewrite—it's gonna be THE ONE. Meanwhile, your GitHub is a graveyard of "TODO: Add tests" commits from 2019. But hey, that new JavaScript framework that just dropped looks really promising, right? The real skill isn't finishing projects—it's justifying why starting another one is actually a strategic career move. "I'm learning the ecosystem," you say, as your 47th tutorial project joins the others in the void.