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Undefined

undefined | javascript-memes, java-memes, git-memes, github-memes, ubuntu-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content REACTS scode RUSt M GitHub pip ubuntu JavaScript

It's 2025: Microsoft's Terrifying GitHub Request

It's 2025: Microsoft's Terrifying GitHub Request
The year is 2025. Microsoft has fully absorbed GitHub, and the dystopian nightmare begins. GitHub users cower in fear as Microsoft whispers "Come closer..." only to drop the bombshell: "I NEED YOU TO ADD IPV6 SUPPORT TO GITHUB." It's the ultimate plot twist! After all the fears of Microsoft injecting telemetry, ads, or subscription tiers into GitHub, they're just desperately trying to drag their acquisition into modern networking standards. Still running on legacy IPv4 in 2025? That's the real horror story! The internet ran out of IPv4 addresses years ago, but GitHub's still clinging to them like SpongeBob to his spatula.

Wish me luck guys

Wish me luck guys | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WE'RE A TEAM OF ONLY 4 PEOPLE 2 OF WHICH HAVE O PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE IN A MONTH THE ONLY SENIOR OF THE TEAM LEAVES THE COMPANY THEY DON'T PLAN ON REPLACING HIM UNTIL AFTER SUMMER

Python goes brrrr

Python goes brrrr | python-memes, string-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content NO, YOU CANTJUST MULTIPLY STRINGS "Python goes b' 'r' 10 'Python goes brrrrrrrrrr'

Progress so far!

Progress so far! | react-memes, loc-memes, retweet-memes, startup-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Kitze thekitze "Sooo I'm working on my new startup, it's going great so far" 9 React App localhost:3000 Hello World 8:21 AM 18 Dec 17 146 Retweets 642 Likes

It's A Feature Not A Stress Overflow Error

It's A Feature Not A Stress Overflow Error
When you're so deep into sprint planning, daily standups, and retrospectives that your brain's stack trace just... vanishes. The beautiful irony here is claiming to be "so agile" while simultaneously experiencing complete memory loss about yesterday's work. That's not iterative development, that's just your hippocampus running out of heap space. The title's "stress overflow error" is *chef's kiss* because it perfectly parallels stack overflow errors—when you push too many function calls onto the stack until it crashes. Except here, it's your mental stack getting absolutely obliterated by too many context switches, ticket updates, and Jira notifications. Your brain literally garbage-collected yesterday's work to make room for today's chaos. Pro tip: If you can't remember what you did yesterday, your sprint velocity isn't the only thing that needs attention. Maybe it's time to refactor your work-life balance before you hit a segmentation fault IRL.

How I write my infinite loops

How I write my infinite loops | loops-memes, oop-memes, infinite loop-memes, infinite-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Problems of IT

Problems of IT | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Trying to make things IDIOT-PROOF But they keep making BETTER IDIOTS

Thanks VS!

Thanks VS! | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content BOR BOR BORDER- BORDER- BORDER-CO BORDER-CO BORDER-COLOR BORDER-COLLAPSE

The Holy Grail Of Document Parsing

The Holy Grail Of Document Parsing
Ah, the eternal dev dream: "Can AI just handle all this data conversion crap so I don't have to?" Meanwhile, every developer who's spent weeks building custom parsers for legacy government PDFs is quietly sobbing in the corner. The real treasury isn't money—it's the sanity we lost converting Excel to JSON. Pro tip: if you want to feel true pain, try parsing a PDF that was originally a scanned document from 1997 that someone converted to Word and then back to PDF again.

Dry Is Overrated

dryIsOverrated | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content for (thing in a, b, c) doThingwith(thing); doThingWith(a); doThingWith(b); doThingWith(c); 34 34 doThingWith(a); doThingWith(b); doThingWith(c); 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 2 70 85 100 115 130 0.1 145

I probably should've stayed neutral with this one

I probably should've stayed neutral with this one | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I GOT MY FIRST CONTROVERSIAL POST DID YOU SAY THE N WORD? Tabs are better than spaces DUDE... SAYING THE N WORD WOULDVE BEEN LESS CONTROVERSIAL SRGRATO