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Just a couple bytes

Just a couple bytes | coding-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Kyle KylePlantEmoji - 23 godz. Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework Comp Sci Professor: your dog ate y coding assignment? Me: Prof: Me: it took him a couple bytes 255 17 18,7K 146K 8

programmers like cooking

programmers like cooking | programmer-memes, program-memes, version-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Randall Koutnik Follow rkoutnik Why programmers like cooking: You peel the carrot, you chop the carrot, you put the carrot in the stew. You don't suddenly find out that your peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for carrots in 4.3 9:22 PM - 16 Jan 2019 1,845 Retweets 5,689 Likes 68 17 18K 5.7K

Make sense

Make sense | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PHP Programming 3rd Edition ProarammerHumor.io

Found On Threads

foundOnThreads | threads-memes, selfhost-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 6h If company exists for profit Trust false ? Else Selfhost true 52 01 ProarammerHumor.io

Searching for dev jobs be like...

Searching for dev jobs be like... | search-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content We have decided to move forward with other candidates. We wish you well in your search for career opportunities.

If you’re feeling a bit off right now you should stay home!

If you’re feeling a bit off right now you should stay home! | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ARE YOU ILL? NO, JUST FEELING A BIT OFF. 11101111

Legacy power...

Legacy power... | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When the new code works only if we don't delete the old code.. fb.meyuva.krishna.memes 4112 2 6 6

The Semicolon Paradox

The Semicolon Paradox
English teachers casually dismissing semicolons while CS students have existential breakdowns at the mere thought of forgetting one. In languages like C, Java, and JavaScript, that tiny punctuation mark is the difference between working code and a compiler having a mental breakdown. Nothing says "character development" like spending 3 hours debugging only to discover you missed a semicolon on line 247. The compiler doesn't care about your feelings; it just wants its syntactic sugar.

Bruh! (P.S. - don't miss out the C++ one, below C)

Bruh! (P.S. - don't miss out the C++ one, below C) | programming-memes, computer-memes, program-memes, server-memes, array-memes, c++-memes, loc-memes, command-memes, data-memes, object-memes, cli-memes, ide-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content butter object vertex array located in the Gl's server memory, as ormosed application's memory. Vertex data and indices stored in bred render considerably faster than the equivalent client-side ver byte swappina me process of exchanging u ordering of bytes in a (usually I variable type (i.e., int, short, etc.) God's programming language. The object-orierea programming language of a pagan deity. client The computer from which OpenGL commands are issued. Th that issues OpenGL commands can be connected via a networ ent computer that executes the commands, or commands can I executed on the same computer. See also server.

A Small Sacrifice For Git Salvation

A Small Sacrifice For Git Salvation
The hardest choices require the strongest wills... and the most questionable git practices. Nothing quite captures the silent horror of development like nuking an entire branch to fix a merge conflict. Sure, you could have spent hours carefully resolving each conflict line by line, but why bother when you can just snap your fingers and make half your codebase disappear? The staging branch was a small price to pay for salvation. Your team might be planning your funeral right now, but hey—the build is passing!

junior vs senior

junior vs senior | try-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS? JUNIOR SENIOR 1 DAY LATER YOU WASTED SO MUCH TIME ON THIS? TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT ON YOUR OWN BEFORE ASKING ME FOR HELP workchronicles.com NEXT TIME, ASK FOR HELP IF YOU'RE STUCK

Multithreaded multitasking.

Multithreaded multitasking. | software-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, rest-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rinterestingasfuck uCanadianBacon024 7h i.redd.it My dad's home workstation. He's a software engineer 4 25.5k J ProarammerHumor.io 1500 1. Share