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My Valentine’s Day card from my SWE girlfriend
Programming
3 years ago 50.5K views 0 shares
My Valentine’s Day card from my SWE girlfriend | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Sergio, You Ove the aSS to Myso connection is secure, We don ' need an SSL certificate. When we are not together, I dream of being your derIvative, so I could lie tangent to your curves. love to -rf your clother and search your binary tree. am recursively printing 'I love wIthout a base case to Stop. Stack overflow. Happy Valtentine's Day YOU turned me nerdy

When you should use a proper database but you're just too lazy.
Programming Microsoft Frontend
3 years ago 69.2K views 0 shares
When you should use a proper database but you're just too lazy. | data-memes, .net-memes, excel-memes, database-memes, microsoft-memes, firefox-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ) Task Manager File Options View Processes Performance App history Startup Users Details Services Name Status I I Microsoft Excel (2) Th Microsoft Teams (9) Firefox (5) (LE) SOL Server Windows NT - 64 Bit E NET Host O Microsoft Outlook mal mysqld.exe BE NET Host Microsoft Windows Search Inde... ( Firebird SOL Server DE) NetGW.Main.Replica Microsoft OneDrive Windows Explorer 5 CareScan (32 bit) Fewer details 100 CPU 86.6 0.1 0.1 0.296 096 0.1 0 0 0 0 0.76 0 0 1.8 44 Memory 622.5 MB 460.6 MB 245.0 MB 160.5 MB 160.2 MB 142.7 MB 132.1 MB 175.0 MB 113.5 MB 105.0 MB 80.3 MB 75.5 MB 66.9 MB 54.3 MB 0. 0. 0 0.2 ON 0,7 M 0.1 ME O MB 0 MB MB

here we go again
Javascript Java StackOverflow Frontend Backend
2 years ago 123.9K views 0 shares
here we go again | developer-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, stack-memes, retweet-memes, cs-memes, cs degree-memes, youtube-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Vitto Rivabella Oxvitto.eth vitto.lens VittoStack Developers will spend 150k on a CS degree to then learn JavaScript on YouTube. 12:54 pm 25 Sep 22 FeedHive.io 369 Retweets 59 Ouote Tweets 3,606 Likes

Holy Chad
Linux Backend
3 years ago 64.6K views 0 shares
HolyChad | programmer-memes, vim-memes, program-memes, compiler-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content programmers before programmers now Istackoverflow FIRST DRINK THE collee THEN T DO THE things sure God. Your third temple will be ready in a sec, in full 640480. haha, keep the CIA busy for a while, I'm just missing some last tweaks in the HolyC compiler help me mommy. i can't exit vim

Ok this CAN’T be a coincidence lol
Python Databases
1 year ago 56.3K views 0 shares
Ok this CAN’T be a coincidence lol | programmer-memes, program-memes, google-memes, try-memes, random-memes, password-memes, ios-memes, list-memes, IT-memes, query-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rProgrammerHumor uMicroErick 8h 6 , 12 Prmios Frist day as intern for Spotify, is it custom to DROP a table after you're done querying it? I was running a simple query on the Users table and dropped it before leaving for lunch. I do this all the time for my assignments but people here are freaking out for some reason. 4 11,3k J 493 1, Comparti... 47 Premiar rspotify uRetiredPenguin 8h Unir-se 6 9. 5 7 Prmios Just got randomly logged off mid-song on my phone and can't log back in Has this happened to anyone? I'm on a Google Pixel 6. I was listening to my discover weekly and out of the blue I just got logged out and when I try to reset my password it isn't sending me a link. This is pretty annoying and random,.. 4 3,7k I 933 1, Comparti... Premiar ProdrammerHumor.io

Looking straight into reality
Programming
4 years ago 50.6K views 0 shares
Looking straight into reality | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Some Indian guy Programming Tutorial Guy with 7 Years of experience Beginners

Why Does My Brain Work Like That
Programming C++ Debugging
4 months ago 208.4K views 1 shares
Why Does My Brain Work Like That
The programmer's paradox: When nobody's watching, you're writing cryptic bitwise operations and pointer arithmetic that would make Dennis Ritchie weep. But the MOMENT someone glances at your screen? Suddenly you're writing the most embarrassingly obvious conditional statement in history. It's like your brain has two modes: "incomprehensible genius" and "did you just learn to code yesterday?" with absolutely no middle ground. The worst part? Both versions actually work.

Arrays start at 0
Programming
1 year ago 56.0K views 0 shares
Arrays start at 0 | array-memes, arrays-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 347 Do you Know who's beautif? Read the first word

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That's Just How It Is Now
Hardware AI Gamedev
1 month ago 262.8K views 0 shares
That's Just How It Is Now
Gaming monitors have evolved faster than GPUs can keep up. You've got these absolute beasts pushing 4K at 200Hz, meanwhile your RTX 5080—supposedly a high-end card—is sitting there like a confused cat on a couch, barely managing 4K 60fps without begging AI upscaling (DLSS) to carry it across the finish line. The irony is delicious: we've built displays that our hardware can't actually drive at native resolution. So now we're dependent on neural networks to fake the pixels we can't render. The monitor is flexing its specs while the GPU is out here doing mental gymnastics just to pretend it belongs in the same room. Welcome to 2024, where your display writes checks your graphics card can't cash without algorithmic assistance.

Mosttrueupdatelog
Debugging
1 year ago 24.5K views 0 shares
mosttrueupdatelog | bugs-memes, bug-memes, date-memes, fix-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 4 MILLION Downloads 22,110 A Tools WHAT'S NEW - Updated third-party libraries - Many changes under the hood - Fixed bugs - Added more bugs to fix later Similar Omar kh

The Windows 10 Apocalypse Countdown
Windows Security Microsoft
3 months ago 241.7K views 0 shares
The Windows 10 Apocalypse Countdown
Microsoft as the Terminator coming for Windows 10 users is just *chef's kiss*. Nothing says "upgrade or die" quite like a skeletal killing machine lurking in your doorway. Microsoft's subtle approach to end-of-life notifications consists of... *checks notes*... existential dread and implied violence. And Windows 10 users are just sitting there like frightened children, clutching their perfectly functional OS that doesn't yet have ads in File Explorer. The audacity of wanting to keep using something that actually works! Next they'll be telling us we need to pay a subscription for Notepad.

ah, yes
Programming
4 years ago 51.6K views 0 shares
ah, yes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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