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Oh stop you...
Programming
3 years ago 41.8K views 0 shares
Oh stop you... | try-memes, catch-memes, exception-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You look like an exception... I would love to try and catch you

Well well well
Linux
1 year ago 35.5K views 0 shares
Well well well | hacker-memes, try-memes, function-memes, network-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content : HackerMan 041523(Sat)00:43:03 No. 72959568 Call a company "Hello would you like whitehathacker LLC to attempt to hack you? We offer our services to poke 27 KB JPG holes in your network, and if we find a problem, we let you know. That way we can patch it so no big bad hackerman can break in?" They agree Try to "hack" their system Sit on my ass for a week "Your system is fully functional and we did not find any holes" Get paid

Top 4 Alien Languages 💀
Javascript
2 years ago 48.6K views 0 shares
Top 4 Alien Languages 💀 | express-memes, language-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Top 4 Alien Languages Regular Expressions (a-zA-Z1) d2,4-w s(.) Code I've written 5 years ago that wasn't documented Idiot Brainfuck - Legacy Code System32Comics

Not Easyto Findthatmany People
Javascript AWS php Python Java
9 months ago 751.3K views 0 shares
notEasytoFindthatmanyPeople | developer-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, stack-memes, aws-memes, react-memes, git-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, mongodb-memes, postgresql-memes, docker-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, mongo-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, redis-memes, mac-memes, kubernetes-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, cs-memes, full stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] F Mayank Joshi dermayank Dear recruiters if you are looking for Java Python PHP React Angular PostgreSQL Redis MongoDB AWS S3 EC2 ECS EKS nix system administration Git and Cl with TDD Docker Kubernetes Thats not a Full Stack Developer Thats an entire IT department 352 PM 29 Jun 21 Twitter for Mac 1403 Retweets 117 Quote Tweets 5532 Likes

Must Be A DDoS Attack
Devops Networking Programming Debugging Backend
8 months ago 270.1K views 0 shares
Must Be A DDoS Attack
Ah, the classic tech executive playbook: First, fire a third of your engineering team. Then, host a high-profile interview that everyone will want to watch. Finally, act surprised when your remaining skeleton crew can't handle the traffic spike. It's like removing three wheels from your car and then wondering why it can't complete a cross-country road trip. The distributed denial of service isn't from hackers—it's from your own distributed denial of common sense.

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Python
Python Backend
1 year ago 46.4K views 0 shares
Python | code-memes, python-memes, IT-memes, space-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content when you find the extra space in your python code Well! Well! Well! If it ain't the invisible cunt

When talking to the veteran programmers at work
Programming
9 months ago 44.0K views 0 shares
When talking to the veteran programmers at work | programmer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] WANT TO BE PRETEND YOURE a good programmer a good programmer WHEN DO STOP PRETENDING MRLOVENSTEIN.COM

When The Age Check Says No, But The Game Still Says Yes
Security Gamedev Programming Testing Frontend
3 months ago 188.2K views 0 shares
When The Age Check Says No, But The Game Still Says Yes
The perfect representation of Steam's age verification system! Steam asks if you're old enough to view mature content, you click "Yes" despite being 12, and Steam just... lets you right in. No ID check, no credit card verification—just pure digital trust in an era of zero trust architecture. It's basically the digital equivalent of a bouncer asking for ID and then immediately stepping aside when you say "trust me bro, I'm totally 18."

poor fella
Programming
2 years ago 42.2K views 0 shares
poor fella | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What happened to him? He was waiting for a code review

The Linux Migration Rollercoaster
Linux Windows Programming
8 months ago 189.1K views 0 shares
The Linux Migration Rollercoaster
The eternal Linux paradox in full display! Linux enthusiasts get excited at the mere thought of Windows users switching to their beloved OS. But then reality strikes when those same converts flee back to Windows after discovering that even creating a desktop shortcut in Gnome requires a PhD in command line wizardry and three Stack Overflow tabs. It's like inviting someone to your "super easy to use" treehouse, but forgetting to mention the ladder is made of Python scripts and kernel parameters.

One of my CS teachers dropped this the other day
Programming
3 years ago 43.3K views 0 shares
One of my CS teachers dropped this the other day | documentation-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's very good. When it's bad, it's better than nothing.

The Illusion Of Progress
Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend
3 months ago 207.7K views 0 shares
The Illusion Of Progress
Remember when we had to intentionally slow down our code because users didn't trust anything that worked too efficiently? That's peak corporate logic right there. Nothing says "professional software" like artificially adding a 30-second loading bar to instant search results. Because apparently, if it doesn't make you wait, it can't possibly be working hard enough! The best part? Everyone was happier with the objectively worse product. Sometimes I wonder if we're actually moving backwards as a species...