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Breaking News
Programming
1 year ago 188.5K views 0 shares
breakingNews | manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Breaking news parrot learns to say Hows the project going gets promoted to Project Manager

Agree
Programming Debugging
4 years ago 128.5K views 0 shares
Agree? | coding-memes, bug-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Getting Ideas to Solve a Bug While Coding While Eating G While Relaxing While In Bathroom

Got This Text Today
Frontend
2 years ago 44.4K views 0 shares
gotThisTextToday | code-memes, web-memes, design-memes, website-memes, wordpress-memes, designer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You know anything about Wordpress since you code? It's like a ai website designer iMessage

Time-Traveling Windows Updates
Windows Microsoft Security
11 months ago 390.4K views 0 shares
Time-Traveling Windows Updates
Windows: "No security updates! You're vulnerable!" *checks system* Also Windows: "Hey, we've got a security update from... *checks notes*... 2025!?" Nothing says "trust our security warnings" like scheduling patches from the future. Microsoft's time machine development must be going well—shame they can't use it to make Windows actually stable. At least the cat's expression perfectly captures that moment when you realize your OS is either lying or has achieved time travel.

Apple Ram Upgrades Are Starting To Look Cheap
Hardware Apple Gamedev Programming
11 months ago 526.2K views 1 shares
Apple Ram Upgrades Are Starting To Look Cheap
Remember when we thought Apple's RAM upgrade pricing was highway robbery? Fast forward to 2024, and RAM prices are skyrocketing while GPU prices keep promising to "fall any day now" like that friend who says they'll pay you back "next week." The crypto miners, AI boom, and supply chain chaos have turned hardware pricing into a twisted joke. Your $3000 gaming rig from last year? Practically vintage at this point. At least Apple's consistent with their extortion—everyone else is just getting creative with theirs.

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I don't even know how to comment on this
Testing
2 years ago 39.0K views 0 shares
I don't even know how to comment on this | code-memes, coder-memes, production-memes, comment-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IG: alpha.coder Leaving work after deploying to production on Friday at 5pm

When Your Repo Name Becomes A Comedy Goldmine
Git Programming Devops
1 year ago 462.8K views 0 shares
When Your Repo Name Becomes A Comedy Goldmine
When your GitHub repo name creates a comedy goldmine without even trying. This developer's project "ANUS" has spawned the most gloriously inappropriate issue titles in open source history. "ANUS is too tight, needs LUBE" and "Add penetration tests" aren't bugs—they're features of accidental innuendo. The best part? These are legitimate technical requests with completely innocent intentions that sound absolutely filthy out of context. Naming your repo is truly the most consequential decision a developer will ever make.

True Pirate Of The Digital Seas
Security Programming Networking
1 year ago 449.6K views 0 shares
True Pirate Of The Digital Seas
From fictional pirate to actual digital pirate. John McAfee, the chaotic neutral of tech, went from creating antivirus software to becoming the very thing he swore to destroy. Started a security empire, then spent years on the run dodging taxes and authorities while tweeting cryptocurrency advice from yachts. The man literally had "not today" tattooed on his arm when it came to paying the government. If Jack Sparrow had a CompSci degree, he'd absolutely be running some sketchy blockchain startup from international waters.

Still unknown
Python Frontend Cloud AWS
2 years ago 279.1K views 0 shares
Still unknown | programmer-memes, developer-memes, web-memes, machine learning-memes, program-memes, aws-memes, amazon-memes, machine-memes, amazon web services-memes, web services-memes, mac-memes, train-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Will writing my own OS put me into an elite group of developers? "Os Answer 5 Follow 275 Request 01 ... Ad by Amazon Web Services (AWS) AWS is how. any scale. ooo AWS removes the complexity of building, training, and deploying machine learning models at Sign Up All related (100) V Sort Recommended v Jeff Nelson Follow Invented Chromebook, Xoogler Upvoted by Brian Madigan, Professional programmer since 1999 and Zeerak Waseem, B.Sc. in CS, MS. In NLP. 8y Originally Answered: Will writing my own OS put me into elite group of developers? Wrote Chrome OS. Still unknown. 4 20.9k I 0121 01 X

AI Native Engineer
AI Programming
12 hours ago 39.3M views 0 shares
AI Native Engineer
Ooof, the callout is brutal but fair. If your "AI-native startup" is just a wrapper around ChatGPT that falls apart without API access, then yeah, your "AI-native engineer" is probably just someone who's really good at prompt engineering and copy-pasting. The parallel here cuts deep—these folks have basically outsourced their entire skill set to LLMs. Can't write a function without asking Claude? Can't debug without feeding the entire stack trace to GPT-4? Congratulations, you're not building on AI, you're completely dependent on it. There's a difference between leveraging tools and having zero transferable skills when the API goes down.

the true meaning of open source
Programming Frontend
4 years ago 116.9K views 0 shares
the true meaning of open source | edge-memes, open source-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content casey varcharr hey can i uninstall edge im going to uninstall the bootloader NOOO!!! YOUR SYSTEM WILL BREAK go ahead lol

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Hmm
Programming
4 years ago 91.8K views 0 shares
Hmm | try-memes, security-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Security Question 1 In what age did you first visit a foreign country? (for example - 18) Answer 25 Answers must be at least 3 characters long