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on my way to code some Carbon-14

Programming

3 years ago 52.6K views 0 shares

on my way to code some Carbon-14 | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content flavours of Carbon should be called isotopes CHANGE MY MIND

Promise It Was Test Db

Databases Devops Programming Debugging Testing

6 months ago 269.3K views 0 shares

Funny how reputation works in tech. Deploy a thousand flawless builds? Nobody remembers. Accidentally run that DROP TABLE script on production instead of the test environment just one time ? Suddenly it's your new middle name at the company. Your tombstone will probably read "Here lies the person who brought down the payment system during Black Friday 2023." The database team still has a cardboard cutout of your face with a red X through it.

You don't choose Javascript, it chooses you

Javascript Android Programming Java Frontend

4 years ago 148.8K views 0 shares

You don't choose Javascript, it chooses you | programming-memes, javascript-memes, computer-memes, java-memes, android-memes, program-memes, IT-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Computer programming Ravin A 0 ravinwashere Why did you choose JavaScript? 8:22 AM Jun 16, 2020 Twitter for Android Kyle Shook 4 elyktrix 6h Replying to ravinwashere I didn't. It just showed up and won't leave. 17 2 58

Full Circle: From Mocking To Embracing Browser-Based Computing

Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend Cloud

3 months ago 220.4K views 0 shares

Full Circle: From Mocking To Embracing Browser-Based Computing

OH MY GOD, the irony is SUFFOCATING me! 😱 In 2013, we were all pointing and laughing at ChromeOS like "A browser as your entire operating system? How PATHETIC!" Fast forward to 2025, and here we are, DESPERATELY embracing WebGPU, PWAs, WebAssembly, and WTransport to turn our precious browsers into full-blown operating systems! The audacity! The hypocrisy! We've gone from mocking browser-based OSes to basically begging Chrome to please run our entire digital lives. The tech circle of life is so savage - give it enough time and your snarky jokes become your desperate reality. Web developers are truly the kings and queens of eating their own words!

And a Day temperature of 35 degrees Celsius.

Cloud

2 years ago 41.6K views 0 shares

And a Day temperature of 35 degrees Celsius. | docker-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, container-memes, tabs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content My Macbook running 3 docker containers and 14 chrome tabs. THIS IS FINe.

Heater For My Room

Python Hardware Algorithms Programming

10 months ago 289.9K views 0 shares

The ultimate dual-purpose code! When room temperature drops below 23.5°C, start mining Bitcoin to generate heat from your overworked CPU/GPU. Otherwise, just chill for 10 seconds before checking again. Genius solution for winter utility bills - your computer either warms your room or conserves energy while waiting for the next temperature drop. Modern problems require modern solutions that make your electricity bill skyrocket in completely different ways!

Starting to learn PHP be like

php Backend

2 years ago 62.7K views 0 shares

Starting to learn PHP be like | php-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Where error message? php

Computer jokes

Programming

3 years ago 89.0K views 0 shares

Computer jokes | computer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content HEY WHAT DO COMPUTERS SNACK ON PLEASE STOP DON'T LIKE COMPUTER JOKES NOT ONE BIT MoNSTIKA Humor.io

I Don't Have Enough Confidence

Programming Agile

9 months ago 182.3K views 1 shares

Ah yes, the classic "I'll just give a positive review and nothing else" approach. When your boss asks for feedback, but your keyboard mysteriously only types thumbs up emojis and the occasional letters that spell "tgIm." After seven years as a senior dev, I've mastered the art of saying absolutely nothing while appearing enthusiastic. Career preservation at its finest. Why risk an honest opinion when you can just 👍👍👍 your way to your next performance review?

Hired On The Spot

Python Backend

2 years ago 62.5K views 0 shares

hiredOnTheSpot | python-memes, program-memes, google-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Google examiner: Let's start with a simple Python program Me: main.py import python

Dev Survival Rule No 1

Devops Programming Backend Cloud

2 months ago 333.6K views 1 shares

The golden rule of software development: never deploy on Friday. It's basically a Geneva Convention for developers. You push that "merge to production" button at 4 PM on a Friday and suddenly you're spending your entire weekend debugging a cascading failure while your non-tech friends are out living their best lives. The risk-reward calculation is simple: best case scenario, everything works fine and nobody notices. Worst case? You're SSH'd into production servers at 2 AM Saturday with a cold pizza and existential dread as your only companions. Friday deployments are the technical equivalent of tempting fate—sure, it might work, but do you really want to find out when the entire ops team is already halfway through their first beer?

Best advice I can give to my fellow buddies

Programming Microsoft Linux

2 years ago 99.1K views 0 shares

Best advice I can give to my fellow buddies | programming-memes, tech-memes, program-memes, cli-memes, microsoft-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content import es import threading import time import sys import irc bot import requesta W itled class ThatchBolfire lat SueleS def init (self, app): salfara app selfclient.id "4unhevuxsieSulz3e8nm6h6uktagiv 1 4 Why Microsoft Word is the best IDE for programming Joma Tech 28 lakh views 1 year ago

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