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Legacy code comments

Legacy code comments | code-memes, IT-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS DOES RUT THE APPLICATION CRASHES IF YOU REMOVE IT imgilip.com

Docker origins

Docker origins | docker-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IT WORKS ON MY MACHINE THEN WE'LL SHIP YOUR MACHINE AND THAT IS HOW DOCKER WAS BORN inglip.com

Digital Fort Knox vs. Rusty Gate Security

Digital Fort Knox vs. Rusty Gate Security
Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of the security contrast! 💀 In the digital realm, we're over here flexing with SHA-512 encryption and hash functions that would make supercomputers weep into their cooling systems for bazillion years... meanwhile, real-world security is literally defeated by a group of teenagers with the revolutionary hacking technique of "pull harder." The digital world: "We've created an IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS of mathematical complexity!" The physical world: "Have you tried wiggling the doorknob? It's kind of sticky but usually works."

Scrum Masters Guide To Tech

scrumMastersGuideToTech | tech-memes, design-memes, stack-memes, test-memes, data-memes, algorithm-memes, algorithms-memes, tested-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, big data-memes, fullstack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DON'T SAY Technical debt X Data XEntire IT department XI don't know how this works X Deprecated SAY Iterative design process V Big Data Fullstack Dev Uses advanced algorithms Tried and tested

The four true types of devs

The four true types of devs | programmer-memes, web-memes, program-memes, devs-memes, class-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Strife Strife212 Oh you're going to become a programmer? Pick your class 23:37 10 Mar 21 Twitter Web App 1,340 Retweets 491 Quote Tweets 7,799 Likes

What’s stopping you from coding like this?

What’s stopping you from coding like this? | coding-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content No text found in image

Emotional Intelligence

emotionalIntelligence | bug-memes, fix-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content HANNAH HILLAN BUZZFEED Are you going to sleep? Yes I am. Now shut up. know how to fix that bug on line 102 So what? I don't care. It's not like they are going to pay me overtime for ruining my sleep. Are they? Now shut up

The distilled essence of programming

The distilled essence of programming | programming-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FIGURE OUT WHAT I HAVE TO DO, BUT ONCE I DO THAT, NO PROBLEM.

Pro tip

Pro tip | reddit-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WATSKY O gwatsky always work on two projects at once. that way you can procrastinate on project A by messing around on project B, and when you get tired of project B you can waste time by working on project A. you will be twice as productive while doing nothing but procrastinate Posted in rShittyLifeProTips by uMyMemesWillCureU reddit

Any day now

Any day now | idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Get new idea Finish project ProdrammerHumor.io Start new project Tell everyone

Let's build an app X to do Y

Let's build an app X to do Y | programmer-memes, tech-memes, program-memes, recruit-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, startup-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What is an average tech startup? A mediocre programmer with a mediocre idea recruiting 1 or 2 good programmers for doing everything they think is correct...

coding alone

coding alone | coding-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me when I am coding alone Me coding with my boss watching (000