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But What About The Tokens

6 months ago 508.1K views 0 shares

You know what really gets a developer out of bed in the morning? Not their team's mental health—nope, it's the API token budget . When your system architecture is so convoluted that your engineers are drowning in technical debt and crying into their keyboards, you can sleep peacefully. But the SECOND you realize your poorly designed microservices mesh is burning through tokens like a crypto bro in 2021? That's when the existential dread kicks in. Because nothing says "priorities" like ignoring the human cost of spaghetti code while obsessing over your OpenAI bill. Your workers are stressed? That's just character development. Your token consumption is inefficient? Now THAT'S a P0 incident. Time to refactor everything at 2 AM because those LLM calls aren't going to optimize themselves. Fun fact: The average developer spends more time justifying their token usage to finance than actually fixing the architectural disasters that caused the problem in the first place.

What Is Afolder

Linux

2 years ago 83.3K views 0 shares

Content When you accidentally say "folder" instead of "directory" in a Linux group. Shouldn't have said that. made with mematic should NOT have said that. ProdrammerHumor.io

The Meme Is Now The Standard

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2 years ago 88.9K views 0 shares

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Send Help: The Existential Crisis Of Expensive Hardware

Hardware Programming

1 year ago 300.0K views 1 shares

Send Help: The Existential Crisis Of Expensive Hardware

The existential crisis of high-end hardware is beautifully captured here. You spend $3k on a beastly rig with enough processing power to simulate quantum physics, only to use it for... streaming cat videos and incognito browsing? The robot's initial philosophical questioning followed by the devastating realization is basically every developer who convinced themselves they "needed" 64GB RAM and a 12-core CPU for "compiling" and "virtualization." Meanwhile, we're all just Rick at the breakfast table, casually exposing the uncomfortable truth while Summer judges our life choices.

I Won But At What Cost

Databases Backend Programming Debugging Frontend

1 year ago 333.4K views 0 shares

You spent days optimizing that SQL query to absolute perfection. Indexes tweaked. JOINs restructured. Subqueries eliminated. You turned a 30-second nightmare into a 0.3-second dream. Your boss was impressed... for approximately 5 minutes. Now they're casually dropping phrases like "real-time dashboards" and "instant analytics" in meetings as if your database isn't already sweating bullets just handling the current load. They have no idea that "real-time" means your beautiful query needs to run every 2 seconds instead of once an hour. Congratulations, you've optimized yourself into a corner. Your reward for fixing the performance issue? A completely unreasonable new requirement that makes the original problem look trivial. The database gods are laughing at you right now.

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AI Frontend Webdev Cloud Programming

7 months ago 564.8K views 0 shares

Your latest AI model requires the computational power of a small country just to tell someone how to center a div. Meanwhile, the energy bill could fund a small nation's GDP, but hey, at least it can write "Hello World" in 47 different coding styles. The model literally needs to pause and contemplate its existence before tackling one of the most googled questions in web development history. We've reached peak efficiency: burning through kilowatts to solve problems that a single line of CSS has been handling since 1998. Nothing says "technological progress" quite like needing three datacenters worth of GPUs to answer what flexbox was invented for.

What's Happening In India

Java Python Programming Backend

1 year ago 351.8K views 0 shares

The language wars have escalated beyond Stack Overflow downvotes. A brave Python developer dared to suggest that not everything needs 500 lines of boilerplate code and now faces the consequences. Next week: C++ developers arrive with actual weapons while JavaScript devs watch from a safe distance, wondering why everyone can't just be dysfunctionally flexible like them.

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Top 10%

Programming

4 years ago 105.3K views 0 shares

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Starbucks intern hard at work

Testing

3 years ago 38.3K views 0 shares

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She isn't wrong tho

Programming Frontend Backend

4 years ago 111.3K views 0 shares

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Content If you know, you knowle Quora Search Quo Dating and Friendship Gender Friendship Advice Friendship Dating Advice Personal Question like girl A. We are very good friends. A's best friend B likes me. Also, A likes a guy C who is my best bro and C likes another girl D who is in a relationship with another guy. What should we do? " Answer a) Follow - 143 Request 000 90 Answers Priyanka Dhaka, studied at Indian Institute of Technology, Delhi Updated Jul 28, 2014 Originally Answered: I like girl A. We are very good friends, but her best friend B likes me. Also, A likes guy C, who is my best bro. C likes another girl D, who is in a relationship with another guy. What should we do? You can apply Bipartite Matching algorithm of Graph Theory. All you have to do is: 1. Put all girls as vertices (a's) in Part A, and boys as vertices (b's) in Part B. 2. Draw an edge between vertex a to vertex b if a likes b. 3. It will be a bipartite graph (there are no edges within vertices of Part A, and same for Part B) unless your friends are not straight. 4. Then find maximum matching for this bipartite graph. (refer this link Maximum Bipartite Matching - GeeksforGeeks C) 5. You will get maximum matching as output and the matched edges will be the pairs who should be together. 6. You can apply weighted bipartite matching algorithm if you know how much they lovelike each other. In that case, assign weights according to their amount of love. and repeat step 4 and 5. Thanks for asking this question. Finally I have found a real life problem which can be solved by what Prof Panda has been teaching us for 2-3 years. P.S. I can provide you code for both weighted and unweighted maximum bipartite matching which I made for my project. 203.1K views View 13.701 upvotes : View 1 share

JS devs vs Zoologists

Javascript Frontend

2 years ago 119.8K views 0 shares

JS devs vs Zoologists | code-memes, coder-memes, try-memes, react-memes, devs-memes, release-memes, js-memes, framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Kat Maddox ctrishifti 5h imagine if zoologists reacted to new animal discoveries the same way that coders do whenever a new js framework is released. "another fucking frog? again?" 14 17 149 952 Kat Maddox ctrishifti 5h angrily reading the entry for the new frog what was wrong with all the old ones? 9 6 17 17 413 1

HTML + CSS

Python Frontend

2 years ago 98.8K views 0 shares

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