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212.79 GB > 278.43 GB ¯_(ツ)_/¯

212.79 GB > 278.43 GB ¯_(ツ)_/¯ | mac-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Overview Displays Storage Support Service Macintosh 278.43 GB. System System 212.79 GB 9.42 GB Manage... TITI 499 GB Flash Storage Apps Overview Displavs Storage Support Service Macintosh HD 278.43 GB available of 499.42 GB Svstem Available 278.43 GB 1e... Apps 499 GB Flash Storage

Unsafe C: The White Powder Edition

Unsafe C: The White Powder Edition
Looks like someone's been using this C programming book exactly as intended - as a surface for cutting lines of cocaine. Memory management isn't the only unsafe thing about C! The white powder trails are just the perfect metaphor for how C gives you enough rope to completely destroy yourself. No wonder programmers stay up for 72 hours straight debugging pointer arithmetic - they've got chemical assistance! Now we finally understand why Kernighan and Ritchie created null-terminated strings... they were clearly under the influence of something.

Am I the only one?

Am I the only one? | programmer-memes, program-memes, server-memes, discord-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Normal programmers Me created a discord I created a discord bot to moderate MYbot so Cactually have server for me. someone to talk to.

From Twitter

From Twitter | web-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Tweet Am Devloper iamdevloper Elon Musk should tweet about my number of meetings so they should plummet 5:08 AM 52021 Twitter Web App 329 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 2,087 Likes 17

Develop Once Debug Everywhere

Develop Once Debug Everywhere
Cross-platform development promised us sleek futuristic vehicles gliding smoothly across Linux, macOS, and Windows. Instead, we got a post-apocalyptic convoy hauling PyInstaller, DLLs, .NET runtime, Chromium (because why NOT bundle an entire browser?), Unity runtime, inpackage, and Node.js like they're essential survival supplies in Mad Max. The expectation: Write once, run anywhere! The reality: Write once, spend three weeks figuring out why it works on your machine but explodes on literally every other platform. Bonus points for the 500MB "lightweight" app that's basically Electron wearing a trench coat pretending to be native. Nothing says "cross-platform efficiency" quite like shipping half the internet just to display a button. Beautiful.

Especially some video games

Especially some video games | code-memes, test-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content YOU DON'T NEED TO TEST YOUR CODE, OR HIRE A TESTER IF YOU HAVE A STRONG USER BASE

Vibe Coders Who Actually Review And Edit The Code Get A Pass Tho

Vibe Coders Who Actually Review And Edit The Code Get A Pass Tho
Finally, someone said it. The gatekeeping energy here is *chef's kiss*. While everyone's out here letting AI autocomplete their entire codebase and calling it "productivity," this dev is out here writing actual code from scratch like it's 2015. No Copilot suggestions, no ChatGPT prompts, no MCP server wizardry—just pure, unfiltered human logic and Stack Overflow tabs. The real flex? "If it doesn't work right, I DON'T PUBLISH it." Revolutionary concept in the era of "ship fast, fix in prod." Quality control? In THIS economy? Respect the hustle, honestly. Though let's be real, we all know this person still has 47 console.logs they forgot to remove before committing.

I know that it's slow

I know that it's slow | python-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1891 "You shouldn't ever use Pvthon" M 'I only program in c by the way Me Prodrammerumor.io Me Me 'It's such a slow language"

Frontend vs Backend

Frontend vs Backend | backend-memes, frontend-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Farcasmiol Front End Back End

The Midnight Code Whisperer

The Midnight Code Whisperer
THE AUDACITY OF YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS TO HOLD YOUR CODE HOSTAGE WHILE YOU SLEEP! 😤 There you are, peacefully drooling on your pillow, when BAM! Your brain decides NOW is the perfect time to solve that bug you've been wrestling with for 9 HOURS STRAIGHT! Not during work hours, not during your coffee break, but when you're literally unconscious! And then you're forced to perform this deranged acrobatic laptop maneuver while your body is still 78% asleep because if you don't type it RIGHT THIS SECOND, that solution will evaporate into the night like morning dew! The relationship between programmers and sleep is truly the most toxic relationship in tech.

Javascript Info/ninja Code

javascript.info/ninja-code | developer-memes, javascript-memes, code-memes, java-memes, variables-memes, try-memes, data-memes, rest-memes, search-memes, IT-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, variable name-memes, language-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Brevity is the soul of wit Make the code as short as possible. Show how smart you are. Let subtle language features guide you. For instance, take a look at this ternary operator '?' : 1 taken from a well-known javascript library 2 i i? i 0? Math.max(0, len i) : i: 0; Cool, right? If you write like that, a developer who comes across this line and tries to understand what is the value of i is going to have a merry time. Then come to you, seeking for an answer. One-letter variables Another way to code shorter is to use single-letter variable names everywhere. Like a, b or c. A short variable disappears in the code like a real ninia in the forest. No one will be able to find it using "search" of the editor. And even if someone does, they won't be able to "decipher" what the name a or b means. Soar high. Be abstract. While choosing a name try to use the most abstract word. Like obj, data, value, item, elem and so on. The ideal name for a variable is data . Use it everywhere you can. Indeed, every variable holds data, right? ProarammerHumor.io

I got put on a watchlist.

I got put on a watchlist. | programming-memes, program-memes, google-memes, list-memes, fork-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me: Google's how to kill child with fork. My FBI agent who knows a bit of programming: he remembers that I have never googled anything related to programming