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The MIT License Paradox

The MIT License Paradox
The classic developer duality: "Sure, use my MIT-licensed code for anything you want!" followed by the existential crisis when someone actually does. It's like putting a "Free, take one" sign on your code and then having a meltdown when someone actually takes it. The MIT license is basically saying "here's my code, do whatever, just don't sue me" - until the theoretical becomes practical and suddenly you're questioning all your life choices. Nothing says "open source contributor" like the cognitive dissonance of wanting your work used while simultaneously feeling violated when it happens.

It's all about the buzzwords

It's all about the buzzwords | loc-memes, lock-memes, blockchain-memes, rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper Jan 24, 2018 how to get funding: keep saying blockchain really fast until people in suits get confused and throw you money 9 84 17 2.6K 7K

Improvise. adapt. adapt. adapt. adapt. overcome

Improvise. adapt. adapt. adapt. adapt. overcome | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Improvise, adapt. adapt. adapt. adapt. adapt. adapt. adapt. overcome. ME

Lul

LUL | bug-memes, fix-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you're about to go sleep, but then you finally find out how to fix that bug

We Dont Do That Here

weDontDoThatHere | programmer-memes, program-memes, laptop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When do you shutdown your laptop ? Programmers: "We don't do that here"

The Truth

theTruth | c++-memes, fix-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content C We finally fixed everything

c++ and matlab do this to one

c++ and matlab do this to one | c++-memes, matlab-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "PROGRAMMING IS NOT STRESSFUL AT ALL ARTHUR, 25 irnaffp.com

Experience Needed

experienceNeeded | developer-memes, requirements-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "We love hiring young and ambitious developers!" Job requirements: 8 years experience Master's degree imoflio.com

Please fix my computer

Please fix my computer | computer-memes, fix-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Mother: can you please fix my computer Me: leans back in chair well.. well well... if it isn't Miss 'Get Off That Computer' Years 1994 to 2006 61318, 4:13 PM 75.3K Retweets 307K Likes 17

Function Babyyyyy

functionBabyyyyy | programming-memes, program-memes, function-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me, new to programming after discovering the magic of defining a function and free from nesting my program YOU GET A FUNCTION! AND YOU GET A FUNCTION! AND YOU GET THE FUNCTION! EVERYONE GETS THE FUNCTION!

When you forget to let it exit

When you forget to let it exit | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Is this a recursion Is this a recursion? Is this a recursion? Is this a recursion? 64R

It's kind of surreal

It's kind of surreal | stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, image-memes, docker-memes, error-memes, fix-memes, internet-memes, network-memes, overflow-memes, IT-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 3 Building the image using docker run build . --networkhost fixed the issue for me. The error I was getting was caused by Docker not being able to access the Internet, so spoonfeeding it "hey, just use host" seems to have fixed the problem. Share Follow answered Jan 27 at 18:35 walnut salami 2,790 0 1 11 33 3 It's ... kind of surreal googling an error, opening a stackoverflow answer and finding out that both the question and the answer are mine but several months later - walnutsalami May 24 at 9:24