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Replace "AI" With "Cocaine" In Tech Posts
AI Programming
6 months ago 198.0K views 0 shares
Replace "AI" With "Cocaine" In Tech Posts
Oh god, this is brilliant. Just imagine all those LinkedIn posts now: "Our new cocaine-powered chatbot will revolutionize customer service!" or "Top 10 ways cocaine will disrupt your industry!" The tech hype cycle and the actual cocaine cycle have the same phases: initial euphoria, inflated expectations, crushing disappointment, and somehow still costing you all your money. The only difference is one crashes after 20 minutes and the other after your next funding round.

I love stickers.
Programming
3 years ago 47.7K views 0 shares
I love stickers. | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PUTTING STICKERS ON THINGS IT PROFESSIONALS FIVE YEAR OLDS

No Verify
Linux Backend
11 months ago 41.1K views 0 shares
noVerify | git-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SETUP GIT PREHOOK THAT TAKES MINUTES WHY EVERYONE IS USING -NO-VERIFY

When The Password Game Meets Real Life
Linux Debugging Testing Frontend
11 months ago 78.0K views 0 shares
whenThePasswordGameMeetsRealLife | data-memes, password-memes, email-memes, error-memes, cli-memes, edge-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content TikTok: For Business Password Z4Swg-B'EQ2fuT:jbas By clicking here, you agree to the TikTok Commercial Terms of Service and acknowledge you have read the TikTok for Business Privacy Policy to learn how we collect, use and share your data. Subscribe to emails with news, events, and information from TikTok For Business and TikTok Shop. You can opt out any time in your user settings. ( Password format error, cannot contain special characters. Password Z4SwgBEQ2fuTibas Password must be 6-20 characters and contain at least one number, letter, and special character.

Its Just Doing What You Tell It To Do
Backend
2 years ago 12.7K views 0 shares
itsJustDoingWhatYouTellItToDo | computer-memes, computer science-memes, c++-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Hard to swallow pills C ISN'T HARD, COMPUTER SCIENCE IS, OTHER LANGUAGES CHEAT. made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io

A Java what????
Javascript Java Frontend Backend
1 year ago 106.5K views 0 shares
A Java what???? | developer-memes, software-memes, java-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, ux-memes, front end-memes, react-memes, loc-memes, date-memes, IT-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content X Java Front End Developer The IT Gigs New York, NY (Hybrid) in Easy Apply Save Meet the hiring team 3rd Founder and CEO Job poster Job description Job Title : Java Front End Developer Location: NYC, NY (hybrid role) Duration: Long term Contract Job Description: We need Independent contractor because this is 6 months contract to hire role after that it will be a fulltime position in future. The description is short but we need below skills and you will get the detailed job description at the time of interview. Candidate must have HTML, React, redux (preferred) and Typescript 8-10 years of experience in the role of software engineer.

Writing Tests Be Like
Testing Agile Programming Debugging
8 months ago 176.9K views 0 shares
Writing Tests Be Like
OMG, the EXISTENTIAL CRISIS of writing test cases! 😱 You're sitting there, pointing out the BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS like some kind of software Sherlock: "Hmm, yes, this function returns a value when called. THE FLOOR IS INDEED MADE OF FLOOR." And then you spend THREE HOURS documenting that water is wet and integers can be added together. The sheer DRAMA of having to verify that your code does exactly what it's supposed to do - as if that wasn't THE ENTIRE POINT of writing it in the first place! Developers everywhere WEEPING as they write their 47th assertion that null is, in fact, still null. 💀

All hope is lost
StackOverflow
2 years ago 28.1K views 0 shares
All hope is lost | stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, date-memes, overflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You know there is no hope when it's the only answer on StackOverflow I'm having the same issue, any updates? Share Improve this answer Follow

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This isn’t what we meant when we told you to give your variables simple names
Programming
4 years ago 43.7K views 0 shares
This isn’t what we meant when we told you to give your variables simple names | variables-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content namespace std; using g int; using void; Busing timet; using a bool; 10 define auto 11 define no enum 12 define false 13 define true 14 define "evil" 15 define ::makeshared 16 define virtual 17 define :: cout 18 define o ::endl 19 templateclass 20 using 3 0:: vector; 21 templateclass 22 using rsharedptr; 24 00 1 1 8, 8, 181, fO return 0 return 28 struct 11 29 struct 3021 struct struct 32 struct 33 struct struct 990 0: 1 93 0 main (GU for : o -93 () ; return 80);

Found In The Wild
Programming
1 year ago 60.7K views 0 shares
foundInTheWild | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You guys work on the l.T. Department? Yeah. Why'd you ask? "Those socks.

Console.Log("This Works Till Here")
Debugging Javascript Programming Python Java
7 months ago 192.1K views 0 shares
Console.Log("This Works Till Here")
The ancient art of debugging with print statements. When your code breaks at 2 AM and you're too tired to figure out proper breakpoints, you just litter your codebase with console.log("HERE") , print("WHY GOD WHY") , or System.out.println("KILL ME") . It's like leaving breadcrumbs through the forest of your broken logic. Sure, proper debugging tools exist, but nothing beats the raw, primal satisfaction of watching your terminal fill with desperate messages as you narrow down exactly where everything went to hell.

We hire only professionals with billion years of experience for entry level job
Programming
2 years ago 50.6K views 0 shares
We hire only professionals with billion years of experience for entry level job | try-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 22 years since the start of the show, Ash Ketchum has finally become a Pokemon Master after winning the Alola league Will MrWilliamo A 10 year old with 22 years of experience. Ash is what every employer is looking for now.