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Designer Horror Stories !!
Programming
4 years ago 53.8K views 0 shares
Designer Horror Stories !! | design-memes, designer-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content AND THEN THE PRODUCT MANAGER SAID.. LET'S JUST USE THIS DESIGN I MADE ON POWER POINT! N0000001 DUD DESIGNER HORROR STORIES! PABLO STANLEY ProdrammerHumor to

It's always the OS. Not me.
Programming
2 years ago 48.3K views 0 shares
It's always the OS. Not me. | coding-memes, developer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content unsafely accessing memory developer coding multi-threaded application "stupid operating system!"

From Debugging Code To Debugging My Career Choices
Debugging
10 months ago 131.0K views 0 shares
From Debugging Code To Debugging My Career Choices
Content What's the difference between a light bulb and a programmer? A light bulb stops working when it burns out.

My Cat Just Jumped On My Laptop And Ripped Off The F. Can I Get An F In The Chat
Linux AI
1 month ago 69.6K views 0 shares
My Cat Just Jumped On My Laptop And Ripped Off The F. Can I Get An F In The Chat
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Only Rookies Worry About Ram Prices
Hardware Webdev
9 days ago 145.6K views 0 shares
Only Rookies Worry About Ram Prices
You know that classic joke about downloading more RAM? Yeah, someone turned it into an actual "product page" complete with pricing tiers and a NEW! sticker on the 4GB option. Because nothing screams legitimacy like crossing out $99.99 and offering it for FREE. The attention to detail is chef's kiss—DDR2 specs, MHz ratings, pin counts—everything you'd need to convince your non-tech friend that yes, you can absolutely download physical hardware through your internet connection. Just click that green button and watch your computer magically gain more memory! Fun fact: This joke has been around since the early 2000s when people would prank their tech-illiterate relatives with fake "Download More RAM" websites. The scam was so prevalent that it became a meme before memes were even called memes. Now it's a rite of passage—if someone hasn't tried to download RAM, have they even used the internet?

An Agentic AI Experience
AI Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend
2 months ago 305.5K views 0 shares
An Agentic AI Experience
Ah, the pinnacle of modern tech innovation - changing a loading spinner's text and suddenly becoming an AI company. Because apparently all it takes to join the AI gold rush is making your users think your app is "thinking" instead of just, you know, fetching data from a database. This is the software equivalent of putting on glasses to look smarter. Next week they'll add rainbow colors to the spinner and become a "quantum computing startup." Venture capitalists, please form an orderly queue with your checkbooks ready.

Just Use PyInstaller It Will Be Easy They Said
Python Devops Windows Programming Debugging
8 months ago 196.6K views 0 shares
Just Use PyInstaller It Will Be Easy They Said
Converting a Python script to an executable is the digital equivalent of asking a cat to fetch - theoretically possible, but prepare for chaos. PyInstaller promises a simple "one-command solution" but delivers a screaming nightmare of missing dependencies, mysterious errors, and packages that suddenly forget they exist. Nothing says "I've made terrible life choices" quite like watching your terminal spew 300 lines of errors because you dared to believe packaging would be straightforward. And the best part? After 4 hours of debugging, you'll end up with an .exe file roughly the size of the entire Lord of the Rings extended trilogy.

Deploy Fridays
Programming
1 year ago 45.6K views 0 shares
deployFridays | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content EVERY TIME VOU DEPLOY ON A FRIDAY GOD KILLS A KITTEN momoconoratornol

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Send Him Right To Jail
Javascript Programming Debugging Testing
1 month ago 120.4K views 1 shares
Send Him Right To Jail
Ah, the diabolical genius of adding a 5% chance of random failure to your code. Nothing says "I hate my fellow developers" quite like injecting TypeErrors that only appear occasionally. This is basically the programming equivalent of putting a landmine in your neighbor's garden and then obfuscating the code so nobody can find it. The person who wrote this deserves not just jail, but a special circle of developer hell where they're forced to debug Internet Explorer compatibility issues for all eternity. The best part? Those poor souls trying to reproduce the bug will spend days pulling their hair out because it only happens 1 in 20 times. Pure evil wrapped in a Math.random() call.

Average C++ Developer
C++ Programming Debugging
9 months ago 203.7K views 0 shares
Average C++ Developer
Behold the C++ developer in their natural habitat: manually managing memory while flexing on "easier" languages. These magnificent creatures believe that if you're not wrestling with pointers and segmentation faults before breakfast, you're not really programming. They've built biceps from carrying the weight of all those header files and abs from tensing up every time they forget to delete what they malloc'd. Modern languages with garbage collection? That's for the weak. Real programmers prefer their languages like they prefer their coffee—unnecessarily complex and likely to keep you up at night debugging.

The Messiah!!
Backend
3 years ago 13.7K views 0 shares
The Messiah!! | c++-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I have a high opinion of anyone that can write good clean readable c. I've never met that person, but theoretically if they existed, I'd have a high opinion of them. - Cardboard

This mug I got from my coworkers
Programming
3 years ago 43.1K views 0 shares
This mug I got from my coworkers | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content var coffee new coffee li if(coffee.empty) coffee.refill () ; else coffee. drink;