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Or is it?
Programming
3 years ago 57.7K views 0 shares
Or is it? | data-memes, excel-memes, database-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Excel is not a fucking database made with mematic

I'm more the second type of programmer, I fork an existing library and make my own changes
Programming
4 years ago 58.0K views 0 shares
I'm more the second type of programmer, I fork an existing library and make my own changes | programmer-memes, program-memes, try-memes, fork-memes, IT-memes, public-memes, private-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content TWO TYPE OF PROGRAMMERS The method I wanted to use in this library is private, I cannot access it. I'll try to find another wav. Fck it changes 'private' to 'public'

Vibe Coding Vs. Vulnerability Awareness
Security Programming Debugging Testing
8 months ago 197.9K views 0 shares
Vibe Coding Vs. Vulnerability Awareness
You know that moment when you're just trying to write some cool code with good vibes, but then you put on your security glasses and suddenly see your entire codebase is basically a Swiss cheese of exploits? That's the instant transformation from "yeah, I'm just vibing with my code" to "holy mother of buffer overflows, I've basically created Vulnerability-as-a-Service." The glasses of security awareness turn your beautiful creation into a horror show faster than you can say "SQL injection." And now you can't unsee it!

Nothing can match this feeling!
Programming Debugging
4 years ago 72.8K views 0 shares
Nothing can match this feeling! | bug-memes, tabs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you close more than 100 tabs after finding the solution of a bug ProarammerHumor in

The Three Stages Of Developer Delusion
Programming Debugging
8 months ago 114.0K views 0 shares
The Three Stages Of Developer Delusion
The eternal cycle of software development delusion. You start with grandiose architecture plans worthy of a Nobel Prize, convince yourself you're writing something halfway decent, then ship what's essentially the Chrome dinosaur game with fewer features. Ten years in the industry and I still do this every Monday morning. The gap between ambition and reality is where developer tears are born.

Got a nice surprise in the console after pushing to BitBucket
Javascript Programming Backend
4 years ago 115.3K views 0 shares
Got a nice surprise in the console after pushing to BitBucket | threads-memes, http-memes, object-memes, IT-memes, console-memes, ssh-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content (10-4) g push -- force Counting objects: 27, done. Delta compression using up to 8 threads. Compressing objects: 100 (2727), done. Writing objects: 100 (2727), 4.66 KiB 0 bytess, done. Total 27 (delta 20), reused 0 (delta 0) remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: remote: View pull request for feature remote: https:bitbucket.org remote: To ssh:bitbucket.org 08f3705. .19abb3b feature - feature 1------1- 1--- - - - 1 - 1 n- pull-requests11?t1 (forced update)

I Was Told That Pythons Are Easy To Learn
Python Programming StackOverflow
8 months ago 201.1K views 0 shares
I Was Told That Pythons Are Easy To Learn
Ah, the classic programming language bait-and-switch! You sign up for Python tutorials expecting friendly curly braces and semicolons, but instead get actual reptiles attending your lecture. The snakes are probably wondering why the whiteboard doesn't explain proper basking techniques. This is what happens when you Google "Python tutorial" without SafeSearch on. One snake is even watching a laptop - probably checking Stack Overflow for how to properly swallow prey that's wider than your head. Indentation errors suddenly seem like the least of your problems.

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Ai
Programming
1 year ago 57.0K views 0 shares
ai | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content (AI if

Noah's Ark Of Data Formats
Programming Devops Kubernetes Docker Backend
2 months ago 371.2K views 0 shares
Noah's Ark Of Data Formats
Noah's config file ark, but make it cursed! The old bearded dev is horrified at his data format options. YAML and XML are so awful they didn't even make it onto the ark, while JSON and CSV got the VIP treatment as full-size elephants. Meanwhile, poor TOML is that weird penguin-elephant hybrid that nobody quite understands but somehow still works. The dev's face screams what we're all thinking when looking at legacy codebases: "What unholy serialization format am I supposed to use for this project?!"

Meow
Programming
3 years ago 51.6K views 0 shares
Meow | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content A unity UNREAL ENGINE SCRATCH CRYENGIN: space start sound meow say Meow for 2 seconds

will it work???
Programming
3 years ago 49.7K views 0 shares
will it work??? | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Code on GitHub odeDoesMem my code

You Cant Even Trust Computers Nowadays
Programming
1 year ago 91.0K views 0 shares
youCantEvenTrustComputersNowadays | computer-memes, array-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Always has been Always has been std string a -"hello" Wait, it's all char array? Wait, it's all chars in sequence? cha array Always has been Always has been Wait, all chars are just numbers? 104 101 108 108 111 Wait, all numbers are just 1s and Os? Always has been (01101000 01100101 01101100 Wait, its all just voltage between 5V 01101100 01101111 and OV?