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Comments matter
Programming
3 years ago 63.5K views 0 shares
Comments matter | code-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content code works but has no comments code does not work but has comments

Bug Mac
Javascript Programming Debugging
10 months ago 230.0K views 1 shares
Bug Mac
Looks like McDonald's is running on JavaScript! Someone tried to access the Burger.Sidetext property but forgot to define the class properly. That's what happens when you let hungry devs code before lunch break. The burger box literally throwing a runtime error is peak fast food software integration. Next time try try/catch/eatAnyway() !

AI in a nutshell
Programming
3 years ago 57.5K views 0 shares
AI in a nutshell | shell-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Now It Makes Sense
Databases Programming Debugging Backend
11 months ago 211.8K views 0 shares
Now It Makes Sense
The eternal database developer dilemma: Do I use CRUD (Create, Retrieve, Update, Delete) like a civilized human being, or do I embrace the dark side with FUCK (Find, Update, Create, Kill)? Sure, they're basically the same operations with different names, but one makes you sound professional in meetings while the other accurately describes how you feel at 3 AM when the production database is on fire. The face transition from confusion to enlightenment is every developer realizing that programming terminology is just angry synonyms in a trench coat.

Make Fun Of The User
Programming
1 year ago 61.2K views 0 shares
makeFunOfTheUser | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content TOTE LooicorP GUDVDI Mouse initialized Event Log messages, enter Sei WARNING ERROR 0211: Keyboard error Press F1 to resume

Importance of logical operators
Programming
1 year ago 61.5K views 0 shares
Importance of logical operators | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you're supposed to use logical OR but you used logical AND instead

When Your "AI Research" Is Just Keyboard Spam
Python Programming
5 months ago 254.8K views 0 shares
When Your "AI Research" Is Just Keyboard Spam
Ah, the classic "I'm totally using AI for good" starter pack! This Python script is basically what happens when someone says they're learning programming to "solve world problems" but then immediately creates a keyboard spammer that runs for 60 seconds. The code automatically types a rather inappropriate word followed by pressing enter, over and over again. It's the digital equivalent of that kid who discovered they could annoy everyone by repeatedly pressing the same piano key. The irony of importing random but not using it anywhere is just *chef's kiss* - peak "I just learned programming" energy. Nothing says "advanced AI researcher" like a script that spams offensive words into whatever window you point it at.

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Cloud Migration 101
Cloud
1 year ago 51.2K views 0 shares
Cloud Migration 101 | data-memes, cloud-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content L Derai Derai Cemara Retweeted Vipin Chaudhary LinuzVipin Replying to QuinnyPig This is called data center to cloud migration.

My dad found this on Facebook and it's gold
Programming
1 year ago 70.7K views 0 shares
My dad found this on Facebook and it's gold | facebook-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD S GET WHAT YOU WANT? sudo

Why write it, when you can just ctrl v
Programming
4 years ago 51.9K views 0 shares
Why write it, when you can just ctrl v | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Do You Smoke? Only when I write quality, readable code Your Lungs Are in Perfect Health

Just Not My Day Today
Linux Programming Python Debugging
11 months ago 234.8K views 0 shares
Just Not My Day Today
Ah, the five stages of terminal grief! First, you create a Python file. Then you try to run it. But wait—you need to clear the screen first. So begins the tragic comedy of trying to type "clear" but failing spectacularly with "clea", "c;ear", "c", "ear", "claer", and finally descending into profanity. The command line doesn't care about your feelings—it just coldly reports "command not found" until you snap. The most accurate documentation of developer sanity deterioration I've seen in 4.2 milliseconds.

Dealing With Safari As A Webdev
Webdev Apple Javascript Debugging Frontend
3 months ago 225.0K views 1 shares
Dealing With Safari As A Webdev
Nothing says "I've made poor career choices" quite like spending 14 hours debugging a feature that works perfectly in Chrome, Firefox, and Edge, only to have Safari render it like it's 2007. You build something beautiful, test it everywhere, then Safari comes along like that one relative who still uses Internet Explorer and asks "what's the cloud?" The worst part? Apple's response is basically "sounds like a you problem." Meanwhile, you're questioning every CSS flex property you've ever written and contemplating a peaceful life as a goat farmer instead.