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Content Monday 7:47 AM Yo si how hard would it be to build a Al for identifying patterns in stock and financial markets Monday 12:23 PM Idk I don't know anything about that stuff You'd need a good way to identify patterns and to feed the data into the ai Lets make one and sell it Feel like there's so many professionals trying to do the same thing I doubt we'd be able to compete Delivered I just dont think its as hard as we think Chatgbt can write half the code for us

Content bean hostilebean i miss being 13 and thinking i was a coding god because i changed the layout of my tumblr theme 10:01 09 Apr 20 Twitter for iPhone 9,996 Retweets 45.6K Likes

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Content You encounter an old wizard. He grants you to wish for a single programming language, which you will learn on a professional level, on the spot, in an instant. Which one do you choose?

Ah yes, the "modern" software stack—where simplicity goes to die and your resume gets a steroid injection. What started as "I just want to build a website" has evolved into this technological fever dream where you need 47 different frameworks, 23 APIs, and a small data center just to display "Hello World." The real kicker? Half of these technologies will be deprecated by the time you finish reading this. Your frontend needs React, unless the client prefers Angular, or maybe Vue, or wait—is Flutter hot this week? Don't forget Tailwind because apparently regular CSS wasn't complicated enough. And look at that "optional" messaging layer that's somehow mandatory in every architecture review. Nothing says efficiency like having Kafka, RabbitMQ, and SQS all running simultaneously because different teams couldn't agree on which one to use. The best part? Some poor soul will have to maintain this Jenga tower of dependencies while management wonders why projects take so long to complete.