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another true story

another true story | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ADONT WANTTO USE YOUR CODE ANYMORE SO YOU FOUND A BETTER SOLUTIONP imgfio.com

Valve's Bipolar Product Strategy

Valve's Bipolar Product Strategy
The gaming community's relationship with Valve is beautifully captured here. For months, Valve barely makes a peep about new hardware—just the occasional Steam Deck update that puts everyone in snooze mode. Then BOOM! On some completely random Wednesday, they drop three major hardware announcements without warning and watch chaos ensue. It's like Valve has two settings: "I sleep" (complete radio silence) and "REAL S***" (surprise product launches that make wallets everywhere tremble in fear). The contrast between their normal dormant state and sudden explosion of activity is the corporate equivalent of chugging five energy drinks after a year-long nap. And we all know what happens next—the frantic checking of bank accounts, the justification emails to significant others, and the inevitable "but I NEED this for... productivity reasons."

Okay

Okay? | web-memes, IT-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Hanif Ali PythOFF It's neither "S-Q-L" nor "Sequel". You pronounce it the way your boss does. 8:43 PM Sep 24, 2020 Twitter Web App

:q

:q! | php-memes, vim-memes, phpstorm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content James terrarum Follow V I just typed :wq into PHPStorm and hit enter and sat there looking at my file for a second. When people say 'how do I quit vim' they don't mean the application. 12:19 AM - 14 Feb 2019

Kneel Before Your King…

Kneel Before Your King… | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content C HTM Python Java

This has gone too far!!

This has gone too far!! | electron-memes, image-memes, cli-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 6 8 430- 5 NE O PROVE YOU ARE HUMAN BY READING THIS RESISTOR: Match the sliders on the left to each color band on the resistor. Click Here for a new resistor image. New to electronics? Click here to learn how to read resistor values. Or learn to read resistors by playing Mho's Resistance! 8 SUBMIT COMMENT

When you make debugging unbearable for those sweet sweet savings of a 1.44 MB floppy disk's worth of storage

When you make debugging unbearable for those sweet sweet savings of a 1.44 MB floppy disk's worth of storage | debugging-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CN Nobody is born cool Docker container maintainers who put bash and other basic utilities in the image CN CN Except of course... CN.

Most software written like an onion.

Most software written like an onion. | software-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Mostsottware is written like an onion The more lavers you peel bact, the more you want to ny

Here's your Client ID

Here's your Client ID | vba-memes, cli-memes, vm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content car salesman: slaps roof of keyboard 8675i9tovretretre5bre4sr7 bu6vm5ivb4das

Wont Happen Again

wontHappenAgain | array-memes, random-memes, password-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Coworker: "I need a randomly generated password. Can you give me one? Me: "Say no more!" public function theWorstPasswordGenerator () annoyingCharacterArray ('0', '0',, '1','1','','5', 's'; griefFactor 25; nightmarePasswordArray ; for (i 1; i griefFactor; i) trollIndex arrayrand (annoyingCharacterArray) ; nightmarePasswordArray annoyingCharacterArraytrollIndex; nightmarePassword implode('', nightmarePasswordArray); return nightmarePassword; ProdrammerHumor.io

No Praise For The Workhorses

noPraiseForTheWorkhorses | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Devs Sales MP PM c0 PMs Devs Dev

Just what the doctor ordered...

Just what the doctor ordered... | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Rich in Vitamin CHi NESTEA LEMON flavour 41 Cal PER SERVE S roles per serve (1 glass ) TED TEA ProdrammerHumor.io