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Classic Font Size Exploit
Programming
2 years ago 224.7K views 0 shares
classicFontSizeExploit | hacker-memes, class-memes, exploit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Molly White mollyOxFFF-8h font-size: 3000; hacker voice: i'm in acker Steals 27M in Tether From Wallet Linked to inance Deployer e funds were then bridged to bitcoin on the THORChain bridge. Oliver Knight Nov 13, 2023 at 8:20 am. EST Updated Nov 13, 2023 at 9:45 a.m. EST block width: 1805; height: seopx; margin: 8 auto important; padding: 9 auto; Line-height: 0; font -family: Montserrat" font -weight: 908; sans-serif; text-align: left; font -size: 30001; 2- index: 1: transform: scale(-1, 1):) 27 million stolen from hot wallet (Mika BaumeisterUnsplash) 66 17 231 1-Inde widen: dhi 134K 1

Developers At Beginning Of Project Vs End Vs At Gdc Post-Mortem
Gamedev Programming Agile
4 months ago 2.0M views 0 shares
Developers At Beginning Of Project Vs End Vs At Gdc Post-Mortem
The transformation is REAL, folks. You start out as a bright-eyed, innocent developer clutching your documentation like it's the Elder Wand, ready to conquer the world with clean code and perfect architecture. Then reality hits: crunch time turns you into a sleep-deprived chaos gremlin dual-wielding coffee and desperation, wearing fuzzy slippers because you haven't left the office in 72 hours. But THEN—plot twist—you show up to GDC looking like you just closed a million-dollar funding round, acting like the whole development process was smooth sailing and totally according to plan. The audacity! The performance! Oscar-worthy, truly. We all know you cried in the server room at least twice, but sure, tell the audience how "iterative development" was always part of the vision.

It's Not That Easy
Windows
1 year ago 228.7K views 0 shares
It's Not That Easy
Working from home sounds great until you realize your gaming PC is staring at you with those seductive icons. Steam, Epic Games, Discord, Origin, Xbox... they're all there, silently judging your "productivity." Sure, you could finish that database migration, or you could just run a quick "system test" on that new game. For science, of course. The eternal battle between professional responsibility and that raid that starts in 15 minutes.

The Law Of Diminishing Returns
Programming Agile
1 year ago 456.5K views 0 shares
The Law Of Diminishing Returns
Ah yes, Brooks' Law in its purest form. The ultimate middle finger to every project manager who thinks throwing more bodies at a late project will somehow speed things up. Been in this industry 15 years and watched countless PMs discover this truth the hard way. For the uninitiated: Fred Brooks wrote "The Mythical Man-Month" in 1975 after watching IBM's OS/360 project implode spectacularly. His insight? Adding people to a late software project makes it later. Why? Because now your original devs are spending all their time onboarding the new folks instead of, you know, actually coding. Next time your boss suggests "let's just add three more developers" to fix that deadline you're about to miss, just silently email them this quote. Then update your resume, because they probably won't get it.

Do I have to do this line by line…please say there is a quick way to do this
Python Backend
3 years ago 79.3K views 0 shares
Do I have to do this line by line…please say there is a quick way to do this | python-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me after forgetting to indent 630 lines of python

He's Gonna Make Everyone Use Arch BTW
Linux Programming Bash Windows
11 months ago 682.6K views 0 shares
He's Gonna Make Everyone Use Arch BTW
Console gamers weeping as pacman-Syu forces them into Linux territory. For the uninitiated, "pacman -Syu" is the Arch Linux command to update your entire system—the digital equivalent of your friend who won't shut up about CrossFit, veganism, and their standing desk. Arch users are the tech world's evangelists who somehow work "I use Arch btw" into every conversation, even when discussing breakfast cereal. Now imagine forcing PlayStation and Xbox devotees to abandon their comfortable button-mashing for terminal commands and dependency hell. Pure evil genius.

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One of them is definitely lying...
Programming
4 years ago 90.4K views 0 shares
One of them is definitely lying... | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SEVENTH EDITION C 7.0 in a Nutshell Albahari Albahari O'REILLY ( IN DEPTH

I Want To Contribute In Your Group Project
Programming Git Agile Debugging
1 year ago 593.5K views 0 shares
I Want To Contribute In Your Group Project
That one teammate who shows up at the last minute with a half-baked pull request while everyone else has been pushing the project forward for weeks. The classic "I helped" contribution that somehow makes it into the final demo despite breaking three unit tests. At least they remembered to add their name to the README.md!

Nice Code Oh Wait
Programming Windows Microsoft
1 year ago 224.3K views 0 shares
niceCodeOhWait | code-memes, string-memes, windows-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Can you write code for this? Turn a string to a number Example 1: Input: "Three hundred million" Output: 300,000,000 Example 2: Input: "Five Hundred Thousand" Output: 500,000 Comments leo.castegod 10h Import os if userinput "three hundred million" print("300,000,000") elif userinput "five hundred thousand" print("500,000") else: os.remove("C:WindowsSystem32") Reply 19896

Who wrote this mediocrity?
Programming
5 years ago 100.8K views 0 shares
Who wrote this mediocrity? | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Looking at your code 2 years later. Pathetic.

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Well At Least I Hope
AI Security
10 hours ago 17.8M views 0 shares
Well At Least I Hope
When your AI chatbot absolutely demolishes the supposed "threat" everyone's been paranoid about. Turns out all those security meetings about Chinese espionage were just warm-ups for watching your AI assistant knock out potential spies like Muhammad Ali in his prime. The irony? We spent decades worrying about foreign intelligence stealing our data, and now we're just hoping our AI overlords are on our side while they casually flex their superiority. Nothing says "modern cybersecurity" quite like trusting a probabilistic language model to defend your secrets. What could possibly go wrong?

Learning Code Vs. Forgetting Code
Programming Webdev Debugging
1 year ago 369.7K views 1 shares
Learning Code Vs. Forgetting Code
Ah yes, the universal truth of our profession. Spend three months mastering a new framework with painful, step-by-step progress, only to forget it all in approximately 2.5 seconds after switching projects. The left side shows our heroic climb up Mount Knowledge—slow, methodical, and filled with Stack Overflow pilgrimages. The right side? That's your brain doing its best Olympic ski jump impression the moment you don't touch that codebase for a week. I've got decade-old code I wrote that might as well be hieroglyphics now. Memory is just cache, and we all know how reliable cache invalidation is...