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I'll just put this here...

I'll just put this here... | computer-memes, program-memes, test-memes, release-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Around 8:05 a.m., the Hawaii emergency employee initiated the internal test, according to a timeline released by the state. From a drop-down menu on a computer program, he saw two options: "Test missile alert" and "Missile alert." He was supposed to choose the former; as much of the world now knows, he chose the latter, an initiation of a real-life

Fgs guys :/

Fgs guys :/ | programming-memes, web-memes, program-memes, list-memes, ide-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, language-memes, front-end-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content A 383 ME O WE LA 1 85 - 9:49 AM Tweet Kyle Shook 4 Front-end dev for hire elyktrix v Don't add a programming language to your skills list after watching a 15-minute video on it. 6:41 AM 22 Oct 20 Twitter Web App 6 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 100 Likes 17 M James Tucker tuckerdev 2h Replying to elyktrix Yes wait until you've written hello world 9 17 19 Kyle Shook 4 Front-end dev for... 2h V At least 17 7 Tweet your reply ProdrammerHumor.io

That's my code man!

That's my code man! | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content INTERNS SEEING THEIR CODE CHANGE GOING IN PROD

You gotta be kidding me

You gotta be kidding me | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GENTLEMEN, IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE TO INFORM YOU THAT I'M ON A 2 WEEKS VACATION STARTING NEXT WEEK. DUE TO THIS UNFORESEEN EVENT, THERE HAVE ALREADY BEEN 2 CRISIS ZOOM CALLS BY PM AND CEO gflip.com

New Python projects

New Python projects | python-memes, version-memes, pip-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Requirement already satisfled coffor pip Install package StaR name: package version: 2.8.3 pip show package Makes sense to me Okay I can use this package ModuleNotFoundError: No module named "package import package Urgilp.com

FTP Goes Brrrr

FTP Goes Brrrr
Grandma's out here reminiscing about the golden age of web development when all you needed was a basic HTML file and FileZilla to upload it via FTP. No JavaScript frameworks, no CI/CD pipelines, no containerization - just pure HTML and a prayer that your connection wouldn't drop mid-upload. The younger generation can't comprehend how we used to build websites by basically throwing files at a server like digital confetti. Those were simpler times... before we decided every website needed 300MB of node_modules to display "Hello World".

Fixed it for you

Fixed it for you | fix-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to inform you that my first bug fix was deployed to production today

// bad code

// bad code | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, bad code-memes, list-memes, retweet-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Pranay Pathole PPathole Replying to iamdevloper A journalist asked a programmer:- What makes code bad? No comment. 6:16 PM 20 Jul 18 16 Retweets 71 Likes v 17

I Cant Be The Only One With This Recurring Experience

iCantBeTheOnlyOneWithThisRecurringExperience | ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Tutor doing a thing in his tutorial, no errors Me doing the exact same thing Error. Resolving takes 3 hours of Googling Continuing the tutorial he mentions my error and provides the solution right there

The Stackoverflow Necromancer

The Stackoverflow Necromancer
The unholy ritual of modern programming: frantically stitching together 27 different StackOverflow solutions and praying to the compiler gods. That moment when your Frankenstein's monster of code—complete with mismatched braces, conflicting libraries, and at least three different naming conventions—somehow compiles without errors? Pure digital sorcery. You didn't write a program; you conducted a séance with the ghosts of developers past. The misspelled "Programer" is just chef's kiss perfection—because who has time for spell check when you're too busy copying other people's code?

Copilot Autocompletes An API Key

Copilot Autocompletes An API Key
That moment when GitHub Copilot helpfully suggests your private API key that you accidentally committed to a repo six months ago. Nothing like having your $5000/month AWS bill exposed by an AI that's just trying to be helpful. Security through obscurity fails again.

Does this apply to programmers?

Does this apply to programmers? | programmer-memes, program-memes, date-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content wikiHow How to negotiate a higher salary Co-authored by Trudi Griffin, LPC Updated: June 3, 2019 Programmerhumor.