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Ai Will Take Your Job

Ai Will Take Your Job

git add

git add | git-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content git commit 1000 35 git push 1000 351 git add. ProdrammerHumor.io

Minor bug fix

Minor bug fix | bug-memes, fix-memes, bug fix-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MINOR BUG FIX - 2 HOURS. 2 DAYS LATER

Javascript pain...

Javascript pain... | programming-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SOMETIMES WHEN PROGRAMMING IN JAVA SCRIPT JUST WANT TO YELL "TUCKTHIS BUTICANT REMEMBER WHAT "THIS REFERS TO

it's just a joke guys...!

it's just a joke guys...! | programmer-memes, developer-memes, program-memes, frontend-memes, c++-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content when you meet a girl that is programmer like you but she is a C developer and you are a frontend developer But she's a princess, and you'te an... ogre

Keeping CIA Busy: The Evolution Of Programmer Species

Keeping CIA Busy: The Evolution Of Programmer Species
Evolution of programmers: from creating their own compilers and bragging about government surveillance to being completely dependent on Stack Overflow and trapped in Vim. Left: The chad programmer of yesteryear, writing low-resolution 3D engines and custom compilers while casually mentioning CIA surveillance like it's a badge of honor. Right: Today's programmer, desperately googling "how to exit vim" for the 47th time while clutching a coffee mug and whimpering for help. The Spotify icon in the corner is just *chef's kiss* - because nothing says "productive coding session" like spending 30 minutes creating the perfect lo-fi playlist. Fun fact: The ":q!" command to exit Vim has been responsible for more developer tears than any code review in history.

Handy Chart For Hhtprequest Methods

handyChartForHHTPRequestMethods | server-memes, test-memes, data-memes, date-memes, http-memes, ssl-memes, url-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, header-memes, tunnel-memes, tcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GET POST PUT DELETE PATCH HEAD OPTIONS TRACE CONNECT HTTP Request Methods trieves data or resource from a specified URL. It is used to retrieve information mactual methods ver. It is used to send data to be essed by the server. It often results in the creation of a new resource on the server. dates the existing resource with the new data. It replaces the entire resource or eates it if it does not exist. letes the specified resource from the server. artially updates the existing resource with the provided data. PATCH request Des not create a new resource if the specified resource does not exist on the rver. trieve onlv the headers of a response. It is used to check the status or headers Of ch or Retrieve the allowed methods and other information of the specified re ource. Th TRACE method echoes back the received request to the client, allowing clients tc inspect the request and see any modifications or additions made by ermediaries. It is mainly used for the diagnostic purposes. nverts the request connection to a transparent TCPIP tunnel, commonly used r establishing secure SSLTLS connections through proxies. TestKarts.com

Somewhat a security expert myself

Somewhat a security expert myself | security-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IT department congratulating me on not opening the phishing test email today Me who hasn't checked my email today

It's 2020, 2 monitors is so 2010

It's 2020, 2 monitors is so 2010 | threads-memes, stack-memes, try-memes, fix-memes, monitor-memes, overflow-memes, vm-memes, tabs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content see your name a better duo stack overflow 2nd monitor And raise you 90 chrome tabs mocking you with 6 year old forum threads describing your exact problem with either no solution, someone linking to another completely unrelated thread asking "did you try this?", or ending in "nvm, I fixed it" 3rd monitor

Python Goes Brrrrrrrrrr

Python Goes Brrrrrrrrrr
The cool kid on the right just discovered you can multiply strings in Python with * operator. Meanwhile, the purist on the left is having an existential crisis because in most other languages, this would trigger a compiler error and possibly a stern code review comment. But Python's like "Yeah, 'br' * 10? Here's your 'brrrrrrrrr'. You're welcome."

$50K A Year For Sys Admin With 7 Years Experience, LOL

$50K A Year For Sys Admin With 7 Years Experience, LOL
Ah, the classic tech industry paradox! A grocery store wants a sysadmin with Cisco certifications, Azure experience, VMware skills, on-call hours, AND the ability to lift 50 pounds... all for the princely sum of $23.80/hour ($49,504/year). That's like asking someone who can build a nuclear reactor to also flip the burgers at the cafeteria for minimum wage. The real cherry on top? "Occasional lifting" and "on-call weekends" - because nothing says "we value your 7+ years of specialized technical expertise" like making you haul servers around and fix the CEO's printer at 2am on a Sunday for less than what some entry-level developers make. This is the tech equivalent of "we're looking for a brain surgeon with 10 years experience who also does plumbing, for the competitive salary of whatever we found in the couch cushions."

the IsEven() war rages on

the IsEven() war rages on | programmer-memes, program-memes, function-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rest of the world rprogrammerhumor writing one terrible IsEven0 function after another