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Am I a joke to you?
Backend
3 years ago 25.4K views 0 shares
Am I a joke to you? | code-memes, api-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHEN THE IDE SUGGESTS A PIECEOF CODE THAT CAUSES A BUILD ERROR Hold on. This whole operation was your idea.

Was Asked On Our Test
Testing
1 year ago 55.8K views 0 shares
wasAskedOnOurTest | program-memes, test-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Q) Write a program to display the following pattern rinclude stdio. h: int main. sint n for (i include stdio. h 3 int main() printf(" In"); printf("n"); printf ("n"); printf(n") printf("n" return 0; return 0;

Title
Programming
2 years ago 130.5K views 0 shares
Title | function-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Nooo! you should use the Switch function ProgrammerHi if else if else if else if else if else if else if else if

The invention of Ethereum
Programming
2 years ago 152.0K views 0 shares
The invention of Ethereum | loc-memes, lock-memes, class-memes, blockchain-memes, crypto-memes, bitcoin-memes, ethereum-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, twitter-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Mia Mulder Potatopolitics 2d Bethesda making horse armor directly led to cryptocurrency and NFTs: A video essay 196 17 4,074 46.4K peppermint chocolate zorua ..: 1d : Replying to Potatopolitics no joke, blizzard nerfed a WOW class and made a guy so mad he decided to invent blockchain so that nobod could forcibly edit a file and ruin it for him again 6 17 50 1,150 00 thermalgadget thermalgadget Replying to mewlett and Potatopolitics Vitalik Buterin didn't invent the modern blockchain. Satoshi Nakamoto did with Bitcoin. But yes, Blizzard nerfed Soul Siphon for warlocks and he cried himself to sleep that night (literally) and that started the domino effect of him creating Ethereum 920. 17 Dec 21 . Twitter Weh Ann

ASUS ROG Strix Arion Aluminum Alloy M.2 NVMe SSD Enclosure Case Adapter, USB 3.2 Gen 2 Type-C ,10 Gbps, USB-C to C and USB-C to A Cables, Fits PCIe 2280/2260/2242/2230 M Key/B+M Key, 1 Year Warranty
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ASUS ROG Strix Arion Aluminum Alloy M.2 NVMe SSD Enclosure Case Adapter, USB 3.2 Gen 2 Type-C ,10 Gbps, USB-C to C and USB-C to A Cables, Fits PCIe 2280/2260/2242/2230 M Key/B+M Key, 1 Year Warranty
USB Type-C 3 2 Gen 2 for transfer speeds up to 10 Gbps · Supports M 2 PCIe NVM Express SSDs with 2230/2242/2260/2280 form factor M 2 NVMe SSD not included · Two Cables Included – 1x USB Type-C cable …

Salute to this sort..🖖
Programming
4 years ago 93.6K views 0 shares
Salute to this sort..🖖 | list-memes, algorithm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content mathew mathewmastodon.social 1 came up with a single pass O(n) sort algorithm I call StalinSort. You iterate down the list of elements checking if they're in order. Any element which is out of order is eliminated. At the end you have a sorted list.

Sony And Their Bs
Backend
2 years ago 26.3K views 0 shares
sonyAndTheirBS | code-memes, .net-memes, http-memes, warning-memes, IT-memes, exception-memes, public-memes, private-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content systemexception.cpp Copyright (C) 2014-2015 Rockstar Games. All Rights Reserved. WARNING: If you need to ask Sony any questions about the exception handler code, do NOT use their public forums. Only use private support. PS4 exception handling is for some retarded reason not part of the regular SDK, and is a closely guarded secret that was a pain in the arse to get access to. See https:ps4.scedev.netsupportissue33723.

The Forbidden Phrase: "I'm Free"
Agile Programming
1 year ago 288.0K views 0 shares
The Forbidden Phrase: "I'm Free"
The cardinal sin of software development: finishing your tasks early. That sinister smile is the universal "I've got more work for you" face that haunts developers' nightmares. Pro tip from a battle-scarred veteran: never announce you're done until 4:55pm on Friday. Otherwise, that backlog of "nice-to-have" features magically transforms into "critical for this sprint" faster than you can say "but I estimated correctly." The real sprint is always the one away from your manager's desk.

Watching reality hit my coworker...
Programming
5 years ago 92.3K views 0 shares
Watching reality hit my coworker... | oop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content A TALE AS OLD AS TIME.. 10:59 AM I love automation I put in some stuff go poop come back and it's done 11:27 AM well it broke

Cluster Migration Crisis
Devops Kubernetes Cloud Docker Programming
1 year ago 524.2K views 0 shares
Cluster Migration Crisis
The DevOps engineer's face says it all. Asking for zero downtime during a cluster migration is like asking for a unicorn that poops rainbows and speaks JavaScript. Every sysadmin knows that unholy trinity: fast, reliable, cheap—pick two. But management always wants all three, plus a cherry on top. The Galactus reference is perfect because migrating Kubernetes clusters without downtime isn't just difficult—it's cosmic horror territory. You're essentially performing heart surgery while the patient runs a marathon.

Excel
Programming
5 years ago 104.6K views 0 shares
Excel | excel-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Pranay Pathole PPathole 1973: What are you doing with that 4KB of RAM? -Sending people to the moon. 2019: - What are you doing with that 16GB of RAM and 102 CPU? - Excel has a dialogue box open somewhere.

Synology 4-Bay DiskStation DS925+ (Diskless)
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Synology 4-Bay DiskStation DS925+ (Diskless)
Supports drives on the model's official compatibility list · Up to 522/565 MB/s sequential read/write throughput supports stable data transfers. · Dual 2.5GbE ports provide fast network transfer spee…

The Ultimate Developer Burn
AI Programming Debugging Testing
1 year ago 432.5K views 1 shares
The Ultimate Developer Burn
Oh how the mighty have fallen! Remember when being told your code looks "machine-generated" was a compliment? Now we've come full circle where both human-written AND AI-generated code get thrown in the same dumpster fire. The ultimate burn isn't comparing your code to a rookie's anymore—it's saying it has that distinct "I asked ChatGPT at 2AM and didn't review it" energy. The real tragedy? The garbage collector can't save either one.

How I comment my code
Programming Linux
5 years ago 144.8K views 0 shares
How I comment my code | code-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The Best Linux Blog In the... : 1d y How I Comment My Code. NOTICE: The patio is currently not open because it is closed. 5 17. 202 957