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Both are good, what would you pick?

Both are good, what would you pick? | bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Visual Studio Visual Studio Code C programmers

Nice Try, Google

Nice Try, Google
Google's eternal struggle against ad blockers has reached peak comedy. YouTube's "helpful" suggestion to disable your ad blocker is met with the perfect response from a hardened Firefox user: "No, I don't think I will." It's the digital equivalent of a restaurant suggesting you might enjoy your meal more if you paid double and watched a 30-second commercial between each bite. After years of battling popup ads and auto-playing videos, we've earned our right to browse in peace. Nice try though, YouTube... nice try.

please respect your computer

please respect your computer | programmer-memes, computer-memes, program-memes, algorithm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Normal programmers Here, apply that algorithm OK Al programmers You have to find yourself the algorithm WTF?

I'll take my chances 🤷

I'll take my chances 🤷 | web-memes, c-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content A Non-standard: This feature is non-standard and is not on a standards track. Do not use it on production sites facing the Web: it will not work for every user. There may also be large incompatibilities between implementations and the behavior may change in the future. when MONkwards you about cross browser combatibility Chrome Edge Firefox Opera Safari Chrome Android C Firefox for Android Opera Android Safari on iOS Samsung Internet WebView Android search event 1.0 m.but only Firefox is - Fuagar iricompatible Most Popular Browsers in 2022 Chrome Safari Edge Firefox Samsung Internet Opera 65.84 4 44 3.04

Programmer orgasm

Programmer orgasm | programmer-memes, program-memes, try-memes, bug-memes, fix-memes, reddit-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rAskReddit SUBSCRIBE uGunnerJM 4h What's a non-sexual moment equivalent of an orgasm? Discussion 4 6.4k 4.2k 1, Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL Brickman370 5m Finally fixing the bug that you've been trying to find after 43.8 hours Reply 4 Vote

Captain Obvious: The Code Commenter

Captain Obvious: The Code Commenter
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of code documentation! 😱 We slap the most OBVIOUS labels on everything like we're some kind of genius for pointing out that a cat is, in fact, a CAT! 💅 Why bother writing // This function calculates tax when the function is LITERALLY called calculateTax() ?! The AUDACITY of developers stating the painfully obvious while leaving the actual cryptic nightmare code completely unexplained is just *chef's kiss* PEAK programming culture! Meanwhile, that ONE complex algorithm that actually needs explanation? CRICKETS! 🦗

Useless Thoughts

uselessThoughts | regex-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "Regex" should be actually named as "Irregex" we always use it to identify something that is not regular! yuva.krishna.memes

Git Discussion Bingo

gitDiscussionBingo | linux-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, command-memes, git-memes, github-memes, version-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, kernel-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content JULIA EVANS bork git discussion bingo WTF is detached HEAD state I hate git git's design is SO elegant I've used git for 10 years and I have no idea how it works commits are immutable snapshots just use magit git is a directed acyclic graph you have to understand the linux kernel dev workflow mercurial is better git is not github subversion was So much worse I only know 5 commands a branch is the CLI just a is badly pointer to designed a commit you should just read Pro Git rewriting history is bad just spend 15 minutes learning git's internals something merge rebase about sucks, only sucks, only "porcelain" use rebase use merge I just do not care how git works content addressed storage subversion was better something about Linus Torvalds I just delete my git repo if I mess it up

Prompt Engineering

promptEngineering | engineer-memes, engineering-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "Please output JSON A... or I will get fired!"

Programmer dad joke on this

Programmer dad joke on this | programmer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content programmer joke: false It's funny because it's true ProdrammerHumor.io

Engineering Career Paths

engineeringCareerPaths | engineer-memes, engineering-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The illusion... Endless meetings Engineering Manager Staff Engineer ...of free choice. Senior dev up for promotion

Suggestion: Internet needs a new filter.

Suggestion: Internet needs a new filter. | internet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Apps USA O OFF C DEV Ne Sear