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Can’t argue with that logic...

Can’t argue with that logic... | programming-memes, web-memes, program-memes, test-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, language-memes, comment-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content JF Bastien ifbastien The fastest programming language is clearly "c" because that's the speed of light and nothing can even approach it. 02:30 71020 Twitter Web App 226 Retweets and comments 1,321 Likes

Se Cu Ri Ty

SeCuRiTy | password-memes, security-memes, bot-memes, space-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Lars Klint larsklint Your password is not unique. CREATE A NEW ACCOUNT spacemoses1337 Password is being used by wrowealdo37189, Please choose another password hunter email I understand the risks of usino someone else's password I'm not a robot SIGN UP

Joins Andhairs

joinsAndhairs | data-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DATA SCIENC CEIN FINIT LEFT JOIN DATA SCIENC EINFINIT INNER JOIN DATA SCIENC RIGHT JOIN DATA SCIENC NEINIT FULL JOIN

all the time

all the time | coding-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, overflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ATED Me giving mvself 4 hours break after coding 3 lines, 2 of them are from stackoverflow

when you leave a debug statement in production

when you leave a debug statement in production | geek-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, version-memes, debug-memes, production-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content luciferlaughs Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs. IS wordswithkittywitch I needed to check that this was real, and apparently, it is. What's more, the end goal in these experiments was to fight feline AIDS, creating glow-in-the-dark cats was a side effect. That might be the greatest sentence I write this year. supersciencegeek Ok, so the short version is that scientists want to insert a Useful Gene. But they have no way of knowing if the Useful Gene actually got incorporated into the cat's (or other animal's) DNA. So they glue the Glow Gene to the Useful Gene. If the animal glows, both genes got inserted successfully.

Xkcd Called It

xkcdCalledIt | dictionary-memes, network-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, train-memes, bot-memes, neural network-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Discussion Pytorch training helpD (self. MachineLearning) submitted 10 hours ago by NickRave I am training a deep neural network using Pytorch. At every step I want to see the parameter values. How do I do this. Even after I apply opt.step it shows the same values as the initialized ones 2 comments source share save hide report crosspost hide all child comments 4 - ginomachi -1 2 points 10 hours ago To see the parameter values at every step during PyTorch training, you can use the statedict) method of the model to get a dictionary of the parameter names and values. You can print this dictionary to view the values. Even after applying the optimizer's step() method, the parameters will remain the same until the next forward and backward pass. Also, check out the thought-provoking novel "Eternal Gods Die Too Soon" by Beka Modrekiladze, exploring profound themes of reality, time, and the human experience. Dermalink source embed save save-RES repor reolv SPAMMERS ARE BREAKING TRADIONAL THEN IT HAS THEM REPlY BUT WHAT WILL YOU DO CAPTCHAS WITH AI, SO IVE BUILT A WITH COMMENTS OF ThEIR WHEN SPAMMERS TRAIN MISSION. NEW SYSTEM. IT ASKS USERS TO OWN, WHICHARE LATER THEIR BOTS TO MAKE FUCKING. RATE A SLATE OF COMMENTS AS RATED BY OTHER USERS. AUTOMATED CONSTRUCTIVE "CONSTRUCTIVE" OR "NOT CONSTRUCTIVE" AND HELPFUL COMMENTS? ACCOMPLISHED.

Terminal in USA school

Terminal in USA school | terminal-memes, bash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rootterminal: love - bash: love not found rootterminal: happiness -bash: happiness not found rootterminal: peace -bash: peace not found rootterminal: kill -bash: you need to specify whom to kill

The Standard I/O Of Love

The Standard I/O Of Love
The smoothest pickup line in the C language universe. Referencing stdio.h (standard input/output header) with a hashtag for #include is basically the programmer equivalent of sliding into DMs. Guaranteed to work 60% of the time, every time. The only compiler error you'll get is if they respond with "Sorry, I prefer Python."

The Dreaded Edge Case Of Exactly 85%

The Dreaded Edge Case Of Exactly 85%
When your code has that perfect edge case that makes Schrödinger jealous. Scoring exactly 85% means you've simultaneously failed AND passed according to the logic. The computer's just doing what it was told - executing both conditions because nobody thought to use <= instead of <. This is why we can't have nice things in software development. The compiler doesn't care about your feelings or your GPA.

It's Not Imposter Syndrome If It's True

It's Not Imposter Syndrome If It's True
The brain hits with the devastating mathematical truth bomb: what if your "10x engineers" aren't actually exceptional, but just regular (1x) developers... and you're just a pathetic 0.1x coder? That late-night realization when you're comparing your 500-line solution to someone's elegant 5-line fix. Suddenly all those Stack Overflow answers that seemed like wizardry make you question if you've been fooling yourself about your coding abilities this whole time. The coefficient of your programming self-worth just asymptotically approached zero.

Still a lot of bugs to fix.

Still a lot of bugs to fix. | bugs-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, version-memes, eclipse-memes, fix-memes, bug fix-memes, cli-memes, ecli-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Luna-Fae Eclipse's Really Unneces.... V lunafaeeclipse "Alpha Male" the early version of a male, before testing and bug fixes. Unstable and not suitable for the public 6:28 AM 27 Mar 18 12.8K Retweets 39.2K Likes 17

Can you spot the Junior programmer

Can you spot the Junior programmer | programmer-memes, marketing-memes, program-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 220,000 Marketing Manager 6500.000 CEO CIO Project Manager 120,00 UX Manager 5120,000 IT Manager 140,001 Product Owner 395,000 Business Analyst 0000s Product Manager 75,000 Senior Programmer