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They hate us!
Programming
4 years ago 52.2K views 0 shares
They hate us! | programmer-memes, code-memes, engineer-memes, program-memes, google-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Google programmers are programmers are not engineers programmers are programmers are easily scared programmers are arrogant programmers are lazy programmers are losers programmers are weird programmers are idiots programmers are annoying programmers are afraid to touch the code

wget be like
Programming
2 years ago 58.2K views 0 shares
wget be like | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WGET DOWNLOADING SUB-DIRECTORIES OFAI SPECIFIED ADDRESS DOWNLOADING THE WHOLE FKING INTERNET UNTIL YOUR DRIVE IS FILLED

The Best Language Family
Backend
1 year ago 18.2K views 0 shares
theBestLanguageFamily | c++-memes, c-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content for (int i 0; i size; it) for (int c 0; c size; c)

Automation xD
Programming
4 years ago 59.9K views 0 shares
Automation xD | programming-memes, program-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How did they program a programming language to program a program to program programs? ProgrammerHi

Tale Of Two Type Systems
Rust Programming Python Debugging
10 months ago 306.4K views 2 shares
Tale Of Two Type Systems
The meme perfectly encapsulates language strictness levels. Rust, with its compiler that would rather watch the world burn than let you deploy code with a type mismatch, is depicted as stressed SpongeBob. Meanwhile, Python—the language equivalent of "eh, whatever works"—is shown as maniacally happy SpongeBob who would gleefully let you cast a float to a car because why the hell not? One language stops you from shooting yourself in the foot; the other hands you a bigger gun and says "aim wherever."

Universal truth
Backend
12 months ago 204.2K views 0 shares
cONST | c-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] for day 1 day 365 day improvement focus 7 B Like O Comment 00 8.1K 1.5K shares Top comments James Grainger const death true Ifdeath break C Send G Share

Slight Adjustments
Programming Debugging Testing
9 months ago 132.4K views 0 shares
Slight Adjustments
The classic "solve one problem by creating three more" approach! Instead of actually refactoring that monstrosity of a function, just chop it into three equally cryptic helpers and call it a day. The code reviewer's sunglasses aren't dark enough to hide their disappointment, but hey—technically you followed the "functions should be shorter" rule. It's not spaghetti code anymore; it's spaghetti with meatballs. Bonus points if helper2() just calls helper1() and helper3() with zero actual logic changes.

Help! why does my JS script print "[object Object]" instead of "Hello World!"?
Javascript Python Frontend
1 year ago 108.9K views 0 shares
Help! why does my JS script print "[object Object]" instead of "Hello World!"? | html-memes, program-memes, loc-memes, data-memes, string-memes, bash-memes, class-memes, object-memes, warning-memes, js-memes, ML-memes, div-memes, space-memes, operating system-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content !APPDATAbash 2 WARNING: REMOVING THIS LINE DELETES THE 4 THE OPERATING SYSTEM 5 import os 6 include div using namespace std; 9 10 TODO: make the cast a bit more dynamic 11 void hw buffer 12 (void)static castchar( "Hello World!"); 13 14 namespace !DOCTYPE html 15 derive (Generic)1 16 class Program 17 18 19 font-size: 9em; static void main(int arge, char arg) 20 21 22 .Program prog malloc (BUFFSIZ) ; prog.. init 23 24 25 def init (self): 26 27 28 let mut str String:: from( hw buffer 29 30 31 32 System.out printin! ( "", str 33 34 ProarammerHumor.io

How To Join Tables
Databases Webdev Programming Frontend Backend
1 month ago 357.5K views 1 shares
How To Join Tables
Frontend devs standing around at a picnic, literally joining their physical tables together because SQL joins are apparently a backend dark art. The joke writes itself—they're comfortable making buttons look pretty and centering divs, but ask them to write a LEFT JOIN and suddenly they're eating standing up. Meanwhile, backend devs are somewhere in a dark room, muttering about normalization and foreign keys, wondering why the API request is asking for the entire database in a single GET call.

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My i3 is working hard
Programming
3 years ago 55.1K views 0 shares
My i3 is working hard | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content My CPU when the L1 cache misses This little maneuver is gonna cost us 3 nanoseconds

More Like Our Mess
Programming
1 year ago 60.4K views 0 shares
moreLikeOurMess | developer-memes, code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Vishal o VishalMalvi Senior developer writes the entire code. Junior developers after changing the variable names Our code

Who else feels the same???
Debugging Testing
2 years ago 49.0K views 0 shares
Who else feels the same??? | error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Wow, a different error message... Finally some progress! ProgrammerHumor.