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I have commitment issues.

I have commitment issues. | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me Nov Dec Jan Aug Sep The guy she tells me not to worry about Nov Dec Jan Feb Aor Aug Sep ProgrammerHumor in Oct Oct

The Tech Industry's Circular Economy

The Tech Industry's Circular Economy
The eternal tech industry ouroboros, perfectly captured. Hard times breed manufacturing folks who boost GDP, which spawns SaaS bros with subscription models for everything including your toaster, which inevitably tanks the economy again. Just the universe's way of telling us we'll eventually pay $14.99/month to use our own refrigerators. The circle of software life.

No need to make a resume

No need to make a resume | google-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Google Now Hiring e No need to apply. We already haue all of your data

I think they are making fake RAMs!

I think they are making fake RAMs! | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 128KB of RAM in 1990: 4GB of RAM in 2022: I will run every game at 60FPS. Please don't open Chrome.

Take my money

Take my money | android-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Erd Allal AD IAPHSESS VILL FN) 1011 Dawood Ali yugdiputsa After the huge success of "Untitled Project", I'm finally dropping "Untitled Project 2" Who's excited? 9:46 PM 07 Dec 20 Twitter for Android

The compsci professor we've always wanted

The compsci professor we've always wanted | try-memes, youtube-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content you get a new teacher He's from another country He's from India He has a YouTube channel Ber Bernie Bern PRit

Dont Even Test

Dont Even Test
Ah yes, the two types of developers in their natural habitat. One proudly declares "I'm merging it. fuck the tests" with the confidence of someone who's about to create tomorrow's emergency hotfix. Then there's the reply guy claiming "writing testcases for your code is doubting your own coding abilities. it's a sign of weakness." This is the software development equivalent of saying "helmets are for cowards" while riding a motorcycle blindfolded. Future you will be sending past you very strongly worded Slack messages at 2AM when production catches fire.

Understanding developer interruptions

Understanding developer interruptions | developer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Understanding Developer Interruptions what nondey colleagues assume what friends and " assume Unplumned Interruptions Reality of interrupting a developer 60 mins or more - cer productivity, ine? Devploper Planned Intercaptions - - - - 45 mins Go mins or more Planned Interruption - zero poductivly time? Developer Frustrassin Continuous Interrup. Day ruined o "Oid you get - See poductice, lie I. TI Developer 0 o

internet explor

internet explor | internet explorer-memes, internet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Internet Explorer FRAGPUNCH.COM Microsoft shuts down Internet Explorer after 25 years of service BLOW You were the Best Enrome downloader that I ever used

He keeps insisting his polymorphic types must be separate because he doesn't "believe in inheritance" 😭

He keeps insisting his polymorphic types must be separate because he doesn't "believe in inheritance" 😭 | code-memes, engineer-memes, iphone-memes, google-memes, try-memes, scala-memes, warning-memes, compiler-memes, ide-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, runtime-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Thread Jamie (Softcore) Kyle and Jon Giengset liked Travis Brown (20-30 parody) travisbrown As a Twitter engineer I can confirm that Elon Musk just doesn't understand type erasure. He keeps trying to pattern match on generic types and we keep explaining that those aren't available at runtime 4:39 AM Nov 16, 2022 Twitter for iPhone 678 Retweets 126 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes 17 Tweet your reply Reply Travis Brown (20-30 parody) travisbrown Nov 16 Replying to travisbrown Idon't know how many times I've had to tell him in code review that his implicit ExecutionContexts aren't actually doing anything. Twitter Futures don't work that way, you need a Future ool 6 17 34 1,607 Travis Brown (20-30 parody) travisbrown Nov 16 I wish he'd stop fucking with the Scalafmt config. Hundreds of thousands of lines changed every time he touches my team's code just because he can't decide whether he wants align.openParenCallSite on or off 5 17 37 1,501 1, Travis Brown (20-30 parody) travisbrown Nov 16 We haven't been able to explain the difference between map and flatMap so he keeps returning FutureFuture Unit when he needs FutureUnit and then yelling about his effects not happening 10 17 51 1.516 Travis Brown (20-30 parody) travisbrown Nov 16 "What does warning: discarded non-Unit value mean?" Maybe google it, Elon, sometimes the things the compiler says are actually useful 9 31 17 59 1.903 Proarat

Shot Yourselves In The Foot

Shot Yourselves In The Foot
Ah, the irony. Microsoft proudly announces 30% of their code is now AI-generated, while simultaneously shipping a Windows 11 bug that duplicates Task Manager when you try to close it. So now you need two 'X' clicks to kill the process that's supposed to kill other processes. It's like watching someone install a fancy smart lock on their front door while the back door is literally falling off its hinges. The future of software, folks – where AI helps you write code that breaks in spectacular new ways.

“ Nice”

“Nice” | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SPEED LIMIT 130 69 NICE The guy who coded it to say nice" on 69