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What my family thinks I do...

What my family thinks I do... | web-memes, website-memes, bugs-memes, bug-memes, machine-memes, mac-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 2 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 Machine, Pls make website, all responsive like, w BIG pictures 000, use my fav fonts, also fancy menus with whoosh on, load fast pls Thanks, Human PS no bugs :)

Priorities

Priorities... | code-memes, web-memes, string-memes, function-memes, cli-memes, jar-memes, IT-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You can bind the 'input event to the textbox. This would fire every time the input changes, so when you paste something (even with right click), delete and type anything. ('myTextbox").on('input', function() do something ); If you use the change handler, this will only fire after the user deselects the input box, which may not be what you want. There is an example of both here: http:isfiddle.net6bSX6 share improve this answer answered Oct 9 '12 at 10:21 Timm 7.276 2 20 0 37 2 1, although it doesn't seem to fire on paste. - Jorgen Oct 9 '12 at 10:24 2 Jorgen it should fire on paste (does for me), what browser are you using? - Timm Oct 9 '12 at 10:25 3 Nevermind. I used the wrong input :) - Jergen Oct 9 '12 at 10:29 This does not work in the Nintendo 3DS browser. The change is not detected even though the input field contains the new string. - Gatada Jul 3 '13 at 11:30 136 Gatada I'm glad my employer does not make me verify web code for the Nintendo 3DS browser. - nocarrier Oct 26 '14 at 2:20

The Intrinsic Identification Problem

The Intrinsic Identification Problem
Machine learning algorithms in a nutshell: trained to identify "daddy" but wildly misinterpreting based on, uh, certain physical attributes. The algorithm sees round objects and makes confident yet hilariously wrong predictions. Just like that neural network you spent weeks training only to have it confidently label your boss's bald head as "an egg in its natural habitat" during the company demo. Context matters, folks! But try explaining that to a model that's just looking for patterns without understanding what those patterns actually mean.

New ultra fast sorting algorithm!

New ultra fast sorting algorithm! | array-memes, algorithm-memes, sorting-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1. include stdio.h 2. include stdlib.h 3. 4. ConwaySort: 5. sorts an array by ignoring it and then 6. printing out a new, sorted array with its 7. own "Alternative Values." 8. 9. If the new array does not appear sorted, 10. you have been manipulated by MSM 11. 12. 13. The array to be sorted 14. int arr 6, 8, 3, 9, 5, 4, 1, 7, 0, 2; 15. 16. int main(int arge, char xargv) 17. printf ("15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20n"); 18. return 0; 19.

Data Science Be Like

dataScienceBeLike | data-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content R Python Fire

Programmer Got Roasted

Programmer Got Roasted
Regular insults? Pfft . Programmers have evolved beyond such primitive attacks. Why call someone "ugly" when you can utterly devastate them by pointing out that Microsoft's stock value plummets every time they write a line of code? The cat's deadpan delivery is the perfect embodiment of programmer humor—ruthlessly precise, financially quantifiable, and delivered with the cold, calculating stare of someone who's debugged legacy code at 4AM. It's not personal... it's just statistically significant.

Arrays Are Fast

arraysAreFast | array-memes, arrays-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content for (let x 0; x 4000; ) for (let y 0; y 4000; y) sum arrx 4000 y; for (let x 0; x 4000; x) for (let y 0; y 4000; y) sum arrix 4000 y; imgfip.com

If only it was that easy. Or reliable.

If only it was that easy. Or reliable. | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ctri ctrl

My friend's work added a fridge

My friend's work added a fridge | developer-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content They put a fridge in At your work? Wtf why is there beer in there So, that I can drink it. Lol. "We need more productivity out of our developers" "I know just the thing let's give them a fridge full of beer" Can't drive home if I am drunk

Petition to change upvotes and downvotes into "++" and "--"

Petition to change upvotes and downvotes into "++" and "--" | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Petition to change upvotes and downvotes into and -- 21.0k 21.0k

Age old truth. Don't underestimate code readability.

Age old truth. Don't underestimate code readability. | code-memes, rest-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WRITING CODE ProdrammerHumor.io READING CODE

Stack overflow!!

Stack overflow!! | stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, overflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Men Women People who pos helpful responses Stack overflow