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Git Push Pull

gitPushPull | git-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 10w What's the difference between git and GitHub Reply 158 10w like the difference between porn and pornhub Reply

CsS is life cSS is love

CsS is life cSS is love | css-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When I change one line in the CSS file

Needed Ventilation For My Room

Needed Ventilation For My Room
When your gaming rig runs so hot you just mount RGB case fans directly above your window like some kind of deranged HVAC engineer. Because why buy a normal fan when you can repurpose $200 worth of PC cooling equipment to move air at 2000 RPM with addressable lighting? The best part is those fans are probably running off a fan controller somewhere, meaning someone actually wired this whole setup. That's not a cry for help, that's commitment to the aesthetic. Your electricity bill might be screaming, but at least your room looks like a cyberpunk nightclub.

I'm the entire circus

I'm the entire circus | code-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you have to modify your old and complex code that you never commented

Some of my friends from college just got married and this was on one of their tables.

Some of my friends from college just got married and this was on one of their tables. | string-memes, tables-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content public String marriage (Man russell, Woman rack1) while(russell.isAlive( ) rachel. isAlive( )) honorAndRespect( ); loveAndCherish( ); serve( ); exploreAndAdventure( ); bePartnersForLife( ); return( "LOVE" );

Documentation Level: Cat

Documentation Level: Cat
You know your documentation is top-tier when it just says what the thing is. Variable named "cat"? Better add a comment that says "// cat" so future developers understand it's a cat. Function called getUserData()? Slap a "// gets user data" on there and call it a day. It's like labeling a box "BOX" and feeling productive about your organizational skills. The comment provides exactly zero additional information beyond what the code already screams at you. But hey, at least the comment count looks impressive in the metrics report. Pro tip: If your comment just repeats the function name in sentence form, you've achieved peak uselessness. Congratulations, you're now compliant with the "every function must have a comment" policy while contributing absolutely nothing to human knowledge.

*sad web dev noises*

*sad web dev noises* | web-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I heard you want to be a web developer Here are a few devices to test vour site

Comrade Python

Comrade Python | python-memes, class-memes, language-memes, public-memes, private-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content OTHER LANGUAGES: YOU CAN MAKE YOUR CLASSES PRIVATE OR PUBLIC PYTHON: S OUR CLASS ngflip.com

Machine learning nowadays...

Machine learning nowadays... | machine learning-memes, machine-memes, mac-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PayPal 08:46 PM Hi! I'm PayPal's virtual agent. To get started, simply ask me a question. BP I am still learning, so if I can't help you I'II direct you to additional resources. Brady Pettit 08:47 PM got scammed PayPal 08:47 PM Great!

How Programmers Flirt

howProgrammersFlirt | programmer-memes, web-memes, program-memes, error-memes, c#-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Programmers: Why am I single? Also programmers: Jeiel JunkTerrorLaw FreeHK BLM 000 JeielVtx Hey babe, are you a generic first in-first out collection type in C? Because you're a QueueT 5:50 PM Jan 8, 2021 Twitter Web App

Lol

lol | code-memes, error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you stare at your code for 2 hours and you finally get a different error

It's high noon

It's high noon | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content client designer what's your rate? what's your budget?