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New Bloomberg Cover
Programming
2 years ago 50.5K views 0 shares
New Bloomberg Cover | machine-memes, facebook-memes, IT-memes, mac-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Lance Turner LT The new Bloomberg cover is a work of art: bloomberg.com Bloomberg Businessweek The Apology Machine Facebook says it cares. Is that enough? switch (publicAgote case 'empathetic setVision0 .makeEy Contact () ; delay) .then (O Es speak (I AM SORRY ) coreTemp (current Core Tamp 1.05); ductControl .tears (2) .delay () .then (0) wipeTear ); return null default: return userHarvest version: 67720 )

Use programming-positive language!
Programming Android Java Backend
4 years ago 79.0K views 0 shares
Use programming-positive language! | programming-memes, code-memes, android-memes, program-memes, api-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content jorin 22 h YawningJorin Use programming-positive language! DON'T say "arbitrary code execution vulnerability" DO say "surprise extension API" 3:40 PM Dec 11, 2021 Twitter for Android 329 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 1,055 Likes

The Most "Random" String Ever Generated
AI Security Algorithms Programming
5 months ago 363.6K views 0 shares
The Most "Random" String Ever Generated
Google Gemini just gave the most "random" string in the history of random strings. Nothing says "I'm definitely not using a pattern" like literally using the alphabet followed by sequential numbers. That's like asking for a random password and getting "password123". Next they'll tell us their favorite dice roll is always 3.5.

Reduced to atoms
Programming
3 years ago 65.7K views 0 shares
Reduced to atoms | atom-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Error You can't defeat me. Programmer I know, but he can.

How To Browse Websites In 2025: 13 Simple Steps
Webdev Security Javascript Programming Frontend
5 months ago 233.3K views 0 shares
How To Browse Websites In 2025: 13 Simple Steps
The dystopian future of web browsing is upon us! What used to be a simple "click and read" has evolved into a psychological obstacle course where the actual content is buried beneath 11 layers of digital garbage. Step 12 is where the real programming happens - debugging your own mental state after the browser equivalent of running through a minefield of dark patterns. By the time you reach step 13, you've completely forgotten your original query because your brain's stack has overflowed with popup-closing operations. The irony? We frontend developers created this monster. We implemented those cookie banners, subscription modals, and location trackers that we ourselves despise. It's like we're trapped in an infinite recursive function of our own making with no base case in sight!

The best browser, at ...
Programming
4 years ago 58.7K views 0 shares
The best browser, at ... | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What've you got for me? PC RAM I'll take all of it. disk space CPU

Last thing I Googled was how to exit Vim. Guess I have to find how to enter Vim now...
Linux
3 years ago 44.6K views 0 shares
Last thing I Googled was how to exit Vim. Guess I have to find how to enter Vim now... | vim-memes, google-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rAskReddit ulynxell Aug 8, 2022, 01:27 You have to fuck the last thing you googled. What is it?

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Vibin
Backend
1 year ago 30.6K views 0 shares
vibin | computer-memes, computer science-memes, c++-memes, ios-memes, stream-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content LaurieWired lauriewired Follow I know it's rough out there learning Computer Science from scratch, sol translated some of the C primitives to something that us zoomers can understand. 11 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 28 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 79 30 311 define chief main define yeet return define sussin if define bussin for define tweakin while define vibin std define vikes endl define ongod cout define fr c define deadass os define rn ; define nf int define cap 6 define be define finna define no I define bouta 4 include iostream mf chief) mf n be cap in Vibin:rongod fr "Enter a number larger than 1; 4. vibinticin deadass n rn sussin (n 2) vibin: ongod fh invalid input" fr vibin: tyikes in yeet no cap en bussin (mf i be 2; 1 - n: bouta 1) tweakin (n i finna cap vibin::ongod fri fr vibin::yikes rn 34 35 36 yeet cap en

For real though
Programming
1 year ago 46.3K views 0 shares
For real though | programmer-memes, program-memes, try-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Manager: One of our competitor company is trying to pull all programmers from us with huge package... Me: Hitch RACING COLLECTIN Oh my god! That's disgusting. Where? ProgrammerHumor.ic

Makes Sense To Me
Testing
1 year ago 20.1K views 0 shares
makesSenseToMe | testing-memes, test-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content EVOLUTION IS JUST TESTING IN PROD CHANGE MY MIND imgilip.com

For as long as you code
Programming Python Backend
4 years ago 80.1K views 0 shares
For as long as you code | programmer-memes, code-memes, python-memes, program-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Isaac Is Laughing imosquera 25m 'IT WORKED!! IT WORKED!!!" my son screamed with joy from his room. I'm teaching him to code python and left him alone to solve a problem. me: "Son, that feeling you had never goes away for as long as you code". This is why programmers love to code. 91 17 1, Isaac Is Laughing imosquera -2m update he's now yelling "IT'S NOT WORKING NOW, THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!!" me: "Son, this feeling also never goes away for as long as you code." 17 1 V

Among Us: Programming Language Edition
Programming Webdev Csharp C++ php
9 months ago 317.5K views 0 shares
Among Us: Programming Language Edition
When HTML sneaks into your programming language meeting and tries to act like it belongs. The bread loaves represent actual programming languages with compilers and interpreters, while HTML is just markup sitting there like "yes fellow programming languages, I too execute code." The cat's face says it all—pure impostor syndrome. No wonder it's called "Amung Us"—HTML is the sus one trying to blend in with the real programming crew!