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Big Brain Moment

bigBrainMoment | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to inform you that I figured out how to do something without ChatGPT and only with the documentation

Give me back my college coding exercises, please

Give me back my college coding exercises, please | coding-memes, test-memes, git-memes, docker-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ME FINISHING COLLEGE AND EXCITED TO START MY FIRST JOB DOCKER HUGE CICD PIPELINES LEARNING 3 NEW LANGUAGES AT ONCE MOCK SERVERS MAVEN GRADLE 10 DIFFERENT TEST FRAMEWORKS SPRING

New Way To Comment

newWayToComment | comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content - var s "this is a comment"

Printf("crying ") ;

Printf("crying ") ; | computer-memes, computer science-memes, data structures-memes, data-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Computer Science Students Year 1 printf("Hello World") Year 2 Data structures, DBMS, Operating System Year 3 I wanna go home

Callback hell

Callback hell | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO THE JAVASCRIPT DEVELOPER? ME NEITHER. UM STILL WAITING FOR HER CALLBACK. ingflip.com

Saw this in real-life production code so now I’m choosing violence

Saw this in real-life production code so now I’m choosing violence | code-memes, variables-memes, string-memes, list-memes, class-memes, production-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CROW lOUDER CROWDER People who name their class variables myString, mylD, myList, etc. need to be sent to re-education camps CHANGE MY MIND Made with Piata Farms

How To Sleep (Or Not)

How To Sleep (Or Not)
Brain: "Hey you goin' to sleep?" Dev: "Yes, now shut up" Brain: "You committed the API Keys to a public repo" Nothing jolts a developer from the edge of sleep like remembering they accidentally pushed sensitive credentials to GitHub. That moment when your brain reminds you that your AWS keys are now visible to every bot scraping public repos, and your company credit card is about to fund someone's crypto mining operation in Siberia. Sweet dreams!

Everytime

Everytime | requirements-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Client: Why you don't understand my requirements? Requirements: ProdrammerHumor.io

By popular demand - making my comment into a meme

By popular demand - making my comment into a meme | documentation-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What are the Mario Bros views on READING ? DOCUMENTATION Mario says you should go through the docs to understand what the library module is capable of Luigi says: Snort some blow and leave it to stackoverflow

Oh, the innocence

Oh, the innocence | programming-memes, program-memes, rest-memes, IT-memes, edge-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, chatbot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Q rlearnprogramming 2 4h learning to create a chatbot Topic I'm new to programming, but I'm interested in creating chatbots and that's why I want to learn. I was told that I should start by creating a rules- based chatbot as it will give me an idea of the fundamentals before going on to create something more complex. Do you guys have an idea where I should get started? Please keep in mind that I have basically zero knowledge of programming right now. Thanks! 1 11 1. Share ProcrammerHumor.io

CSS: Cascading Shock Syndrome

CSS: Cascading Shock Syndrome
The moment you decide to "just quickly rewrite some CSS" and your website immediately transforms into a shocked Pikachu meme. Nothing breaks a developer's spirit faster than watching your carefully crafted layout collapse into chaos because you dared to change one tiny margin. The website is basically saying "You touched my precious cascade? Enjoy your layout apocalypse!"

How many wishes Genie?

How many wishes Genie? | developer-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The Wise Developer TheWiseDeveloper Follow Genie: "Okay, you know how it goes - you have 3 wishes left, and no asking for extra wishes" Me: "I wish I had 0 wishes left" Genie: "Okay, you have 255 wishes left" 2:53 PM - 14 Mar 2020 368 Retweets 1578 Likes 87 17 368 1.5K