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The brain...

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Persistent feelings.

Persistent feelings. | google-memes, security-memes, facebook-memes, cloud-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Niels Hoekman 3rd Cloud Native Security that delivers... Follow 6d G "ex-Facebook", "ex-Google", "ex-Netflix" or "ex-whatever. Am I the only one who would never put this in my headline? Just get over it, or go back to your ex B

How are humans an API to a chatbot?

How are humans an API to a chatbot? | python-memes, assembly-memes, machine-memes, api-memes, mac-memes, bot-memes, chatbot-memes, cs-memes, binary-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Lex Fridman in 3rd Research Scientist, MIT 1w G Humans are an API to ChatGPT. ChatGPT is an API to Python. Python is an API to C. C is an API to assembly. Assembly is an API to binary. Binary is an API to physics. Physics is an API to the machine that runs the universe. It's computation all the way down.

I feel attacked

I feel attacked | computer-memes, computer science-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Original poster u/MaKr710

Original poster u/MaKr710 | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Programmers Eyes

programmersEyes | programming-memes, programmer-memes, program-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Alcohol Weed Love F-OLIVIA BEE Programming language

The Eternal Hardware-Software Cycle Of Doom

The Eternal Hardware-Software Cycle Of Doom
The eternal cycle of developer suffering, illustrated through classical art! When you have slow processors, you're forced to write efficient, elegant code. Then your good code unlocks better hardware, which inevitably leads to lazy developers writing spaghetti monstrosities because "hey, we've got processing power to spare!" Then that bloated nightmare code brings even the beefiest machines to their knees, and we're back to square one. It's the circle of technical debt that's been happening since the dawn of computing. Writing optimized code on limited hardware? Noble and disciplined. Having fast processors that run garbage code? Pure decadence that ends in flames. The hardware-software ouroboros continues to eat its own tail for eternity.

If The Type Fits, I Sits

If The Type Fits, I Sits
Ah, the classic cat programmer joke! The cat's paw fits perfectly in that tiny box labeled "str" while the box itself is typed as "Sequence[Sequence[str]]" - because cats don't care about your complex nested type annotations. They follow one simple rule: if it's a container and they fit, they sit... even if that container was meant to hold a sequence of sequences of strings. Your carefully crafted type system means nothing to a determined feline. Just like how your beautifully architected codebase means nothing to that junior dev who just discovered Stack Overflow.

ay what’s your ip

ay what’s your ip | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content COMPUTERS IN 1970 BE LIKE TASTERA 5000 15000 YEAH MY IP IS 5

Antivirus: The Unsung Villain Of Gaming

Antivirus: The Unsung Villain Of Gaming
Your antivirus just nuked half your game mods because they looked "suspicious." And there it is, smugly declaring itself the hero. Nothing says "I've saved your computer" like deleting files you spent three hours configuring. Next time you're wondering why your character is suddenly bald with missing textures, remember who your real enemy is. Not malware—it's the overzealous digital hall monitor that thinks your custom sword replacement is clearly ransomware.

How programmers comment their code...

How programmers comment their code... | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Keep It Simple Stupid

keepItSimpleStupid | loc-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Foo x; Foo p staticcastdecltype(p)( std::malloc(sizeofp) ); auto p new Foo; auto p std::make uniqueFoo (); Foo X;