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Ah, the recruiter who's shocked that someone answers the phone like a normal human instead of reciting their entire LinkedIn profile. Same energy as those senior devs who expect junior applicants to solve a red-black tree algorithm while standing on one foot before saying "hello." The irony is delicious - a recruiter who probably cold-calls 50 people a day is suddenly offended that someone doesn't answer with a rehearsed speech. Next they'll want us to answer Slack messages with our full name, title, and a statement of purpose. Pro tip: If you're expecting a specific call, maybe save the number in your contacts? Technology is amazing that way. But what do I know, I've only been answering phones with "hello" for 20 years while somehow managing to hold down a job.

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When your LinkedIn title needs to sound fancier than "I fix other people's garbage code." The sudden epidemic of "Vibe Coding Cleanup Specialists" is what happens when developers collectively realize nobody wants to admit they're just janitors for spaghetti code. Nothing says "I've seen things that would make a junior dev cry" quite like rebranding debugging as "vibe cleanup." Bonus points for "Overengineering Specialist" – because why solve a problem simply when you can build an entire framework around it?

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