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Too Relatable

tooRelatable | ProgrammerHumor.io
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They must hate the JS part in JSON

They must hate the JS part in JSON | json-memes, js-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content RICH PEOPLE POOR PEOPLE DEVS WHO STILLMAKE SOAP ANDOR XMLAPIS INSTEAD OF JSON

My eyes are bleeding after working on a 22 year Java codebase all day

My eyes are bleeding after working on a 22 year Java codebase all day | code-memes, java-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CN NOBODY IS BORN COOL CN People using one letter variable names CN EXCEPT OF COURSE... CN

The Development Cycle

The Development Cycle | development-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Planning meeting cut short Management says you have half the time you need Code reviews approved with zero comments We are 99 done just a few bugs" builds falling for the last week Management: I toldyongou didn't need all that time 5 Management list Management: I dont like these icons 6

Vibe Bill

Vibe Bill
Nothing kills the startup vibes faster than your first AWS bill showing up like a final boss. You're out here "vibing" with your minimal viable product, feeling like the next unicorn, deploying with reckless abandon because cloud resources are "scalable" and "pay-as-you-go." Then reality hits harder than a null pointer exception when you realize "pay-as-you-go" means you're actually... paying. For every single thing. That auto-scaling you set up? Yeah, it scaled. Your database that you forgot to shut down in three different regions? Still running. That S3 bucket storing your cat memes for "testing purposes"? $$$. The sunglasses coming off is the perfect representation of that moment when you check your billing dashboard and suddenly understand why enterprise companies have entire teams dedicated to cloud cost optimization. Welcome to adulthood, where your code runs in the cloud but your bank account runs on fumes.

How to do coding

How to do coding | coding-memes, code-memes, try-memes, bugs-memes, bug-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How to do coding ROBOBBLOT LAPPLE DALLA: You write some code in the editor Then you try executing it. Fuck! You messed it all up, just like everything else you do. Your code is exactly like your life. ProarammerHumor.io A lot of bugs, unreadable... ... and no one loves you.

A simple chess AI

A simple chess AI | random-memes, oop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content File: diagram049.ong (67 KB. 1008x1008) Anonymous 062818(Thu)17:57:23 No.66534273 2266534385 2266534386 2266534333 2266534387 2766534730 2766535627 he can't implement chess Al Noob Anonymous 062818(Thu)18:07:24 No.66534387 200929663 09) def make move (valid moves) : return random.choice (valid moves) Fight me Anonymous 062818(Thu)18:08:50 No.66534406 M 22559 4484 225571477. Beatable by even the most dumb players Way too easy Anonymous 062818(Thu)18:11:11 No.66534433 22553000 import time travel def make move (valid moves) : while True: move random. choice (valid moves) if time travel.winning move (move): return move Anonymous 062818(Thu)18:12:30 No.66534447 2255534456 22565395 ImportError: No module named timetravel Anonymous 062818(Thu)18:13:39 No. 66534456 66534488 66534447 Woops tram tuture import time travel

Ok what the fuck?

Ok what the fuck? | code-memes, python-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, error-memes, search-memes, overflow-memes, IT-memes, syntax error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content BE README.rst StackOverflow Importer Do you ever feel like all you're doing is copypasting from Stack Overflow? Let's take it one step further. from stackoverflow import quicksort will go through the search results of python quick sort looking for the largest code block that doesn't syntax error in the highest voted answer from the highest voted question and return it as a module. If that answer doesn't have any valid python code, it checks the next highest voted answer for code blocks. from stackoverflow import quicksort, splitintochunks print(quicksort.sort(1, 3, 2, 5, 4)) 1, 2, 3, 4, 51 print(list(splitintochunks .chunk("very good chunk func"))) 'very ', 'good " func'7 ProdrammeHumor to

He Know Bitwise Operators

heKnowBitwiseOperators | c-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 41) (21) z) M(x2) 10b110xFF 13 ( (x0)6000) (y(x0b0101) 0b1 (y2)0b10101)4y (f15?067 : x2)106110xFF)Y(41) (21) (y (x0b0101) 0b15) ((x0)6000 f15?0x67:1)((y2)0b10101)4. 41) (21)z)(((x2) 0b110FF 13 ( ( 0)6000) (y (x0b0101) 0b1 (y2)0b10101)4y ( f15?0x67 : 2) 0b110xFF)y (41) (21) (y (060101) 0b15) ((x0)6000 15?0x67 :1) ((y2)0b10101)4 41) (21)z) (((x2) 0b110FF 680x001416 060101) 1061 I know bitwise operators Extract Red from GB (rgb 16) OFF He is the one ProarammerHumor.io

Multiple times, too

Multiple times, too | errors-memes, warning-memes, error-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IDE: 759 errors, 1478 warnings Me: hits compile IDE: SABC made with mematic Am la joke to you?

Poor kid

Poor kid | code-memes, web-memes, website-memes, loc-memes, http-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Messages Jimmy Details codehub. Hey bro, after days of hard work, I finally built a website Can you check it out?? http:localhost:3000hi That's awesome! Looks great bro! Thanks bro!

The Master Builder Of Hello World

The Master Builder Of Hello World
Nothing says "elite hacker" quite like getting a Hello World program to compile in a new language. The sheer unwarranted confidence that washes over you is astronomical. Sure, you just copied code from the documentation and didn't understand half the syntax, but hey—you're basically ready to build the next Facebook now. The transition from "what the hell is this compiler error" to "I am a Master Builder" happens in approximately 0.2 seconds. Just don't ask me to write anything beyond that without StackOverflow open in another tab.