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VARIABLE IS VARIABLE
Javascript Programming Java Frontend Backend
5 years ago 244.9K views 0 shares
VARIABLE IS VARIABLE | programmer-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, variables-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content C Programmers: All variables must be strictly typed Javascript programmers: 91-"1" 90 truetrue 2 0.10.2 ! 0.3 "" 0 0 9999999999999999 10000000000000000 - VARIABLE IS VARIABLE

Hello World
Backend
2 years ago 44.9K views 0 shares
HelloWorld | c-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DONT FALL FOR THIS C TRAP File: main.c include stdio.h int main) unsigned long long int dx 0X77435B08; while (dx) putchar (0x726F6C6564574820 (((dx 3) 7) 3) OxFF); This is how hello world should look like rocrammersumor.to

Job Not Found Error
Git Security Devops Backend Programming
13 days ago 68.3M views 0 shares
Job Not Found Error
Nothing says "I'm about to ruin my entire career" quite like yeeting your .env file straight to production with git push origin -f . You know, that file containing your database passwords, API keys, AWS credentials, and basically every secret that stands between your app and complete annihilation. The force push flag is just chef's kiss here—not only are you committing the cardinal sin of exposing secrets, you're doing it with such confidence that you're rewriting history to make sure everyone knows about it. Your security team is already drafting your termination letter while script kiddies are mining your repo for free AWS credits. Pro tip: .gitignore exists for a reason, and so does your future unemployment if you keep this up.

Browsers In 1998, 2004, 2008 And 2026 Be Like
Webdev Frontend Javascript Programming
4 months ago 2.7M views 0 shares
Browsers In 1998, 2004, 2008 And 2026 Be Like
The complete history of browser wars in five panels. Internet Explorer dominated so hard it got distracted by Netscape's corpse. Then Firefox showed up and IE suddenly remembered other browsers existed. Chrome entered the chat and Firefox became the side piece. Fast forward to 2026: Firefox is now the hot new thing again while Chrome sits there with its 47 background processes consuming 32GB of RAM wondering what went wrong. The final panel really sells it. Firefox rising from the ashes with that Thanos energy, basically telling Chrome "I am inevitable." Turns out killing off Manifest V2 and neutering ad blockers wasn't the galaxy brain move Google thought it was. Who knew users actually liked blocking ads? The cycle continues. Every dominant browser eventually becomes the villain long enough to see themselves replaced. Just ask Netscape. Or IE. Or... well, you get it.

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How To Solve Bug
Debugging
1 year ago 92.8K views 1 shares
howToSolveBug | computer-memes, computer science-memes, bug-memes, algorithm-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Coworker so how did you solve the bug Me Ostrich algorithm From Wikipedia the free encyclopedia In computer science the ostrich algorithm is a strategy of ignoring potential problems on the basis that they may be exceedingly rare. Itis named for the ostrich effect which is defined as to stick ones head in the sand and pretend there is no problem. It is used when it is more costeffective to allow the problem to occur than to attempt its prevention.

The Next Systems Language
C++ Rust Golang Programming Backend
3 months ago 3.7M views 1 shares
The Next Systems Language
Oh honey, the AUDACITY of these programming languages thinking they're the chosen one to dethrone C/C++! Rust (the crab), Haskell (the sloth), Go (the gopher), and Zig (the lizard) are all standing around like vultures at a funeral that hasn't happened yet, just WAITING for their moment to shine. 💅 Plot twist: C/C++ has been "dying" since before half these languages were even born, and yet here we are in 2024 with the entire world still running on it. Your operating system? C. Your game engine? C++. That fancy Rust compiler you're so proud of? Written in... wait for it... bootstrapped from C++. The drama! The irony! These new languages really said "I can fix him" about systems programming and honestly? The delusion is almost admirable. Almost.

I’m the 90%
Programming
2 years ago 96.1K views 0 shares
I’m the 90% | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WE ONLY AIRE THE SOYOULL PAY TOP 10 OF DEVELOPERS 10 SALARIES RIGHTP . imgfly .comp ProgrammerHumor. io

Takes an artist to make proper UML tbh
Python
2 years ago 71.4K views 0 shares
Takes an artist to make proper UML tbh | ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WOw 000! AN ARTIST! I WONDER WHAT HE'S DRAWiNG iS HE DRAWiNG ME??

Ahh yes. Machine learning is "average" difficulty
Python Frontend
2 years ago 103.5K views 0 shares
Ahh yes. Machine learning is "average" difficulty | coding-memes, web development-memes, code-memes, coder-memes, development-memes, web-memes, marketing-memes, ux-memes, machine learning-memes, management-memes, google-memes, machine-memes, excel-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, cs-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content coders.learning CODERS.LEARNING 11 SKILLS IN HIGH DEMAND FOR 2023 coders.learning ) App Development (hard) Coding (average difficulty) Web Development (easy) Machine Learning (average) UIUX (easy) ) Video editing (easy) Excel (easy) ) Copywriter (easy to learn) ) Public Speaking (average) Social media marketing (easy) Project Management average) Google Analytics (hard) Coders.Learning Learn to Code 0 y Liked by feldens00 and others coders. learning 11 skill in high Demand for 2023? Save the Post! V ProdrammerHumor.io

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Thats a bit aggressive
Python Backend
4 years ago 83.1K views 0 shares
Thats a bit aggressive | programmer-memes, code-memes, python-memes, program-memes, string-memes, function-memes, class-memes, IT-memes, documentation-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Reasons to Document your Code Documenting your functions (and classes) makes it much easier for other people to use them. Without documentation, other programmers will have to guess what your functions do, and how to call them. If guessing is too much work, they won't use your functions. If they have to waste time writing the same functions again, you'll get fired and your children will starve. COMPLETE PYTHON MASTERCLASS Docstrings

Everything Is CRUD
Programming Backend Databases Webdev Javascript
1 year ago 486.9K views 2 shares
Everything Is CRUD
The bell curve of developer intelligence strikes again! On both ends of the IQ spectrum, you've got the enlightened ones chanting "Everything is CRUD" with peaceful smiles. Meanwhile, the poor souls in the middle are sweating bullets about "complex architectures and states" while their hair falls out. It's the perfect representation of how programming wisdom comes full circle. Beginners think everything is just Create, Read, Update, Delete. Then you "evolve" into overengineering everything with state machines and microservices. Finally, after years of maintenance hell, you reach nirvana: "Wait, this all could've been a simple CRUD app." The true galaxy brains know that 90% of software is just moving data around in fancy costumes.

Did astrologists reverse-engineer the source code?
Programming
3 years ago 90.4K views 0 shares
Did astrologists reverse-engineer the source code? | code-memes, engineer-memes, random-memes, source code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ASTROLOGY IS FAKE. HOW CAN A BIRTH TIME DETERMINE SO MANY RANDOM TRAITS? REMEMBERING THAT CURRENT TIME IN MILLISECONDS IS THE SEED FOR A RANDOM NUMBER. imoflio.com