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Content Tweet Tytanic woodsdt Found out my wife is due in December and I'm already sweating about what to name this kid. I have a hard enough time deciding what to name my variables, how can I name a human??? Poor little i; 2:12 PM - 52819 from Virginia, USA Twitter for iPhone

Content Them: How long have you been programming? Me: Since high school Them: So you're a good programmer?

THE ABSOLUTE TRAUMA of being the designated family tech support! 💀 One minute you're writing complex algorithms, the next you're explaining to Aunt Karen that her Facebook isn't "broken" - she just forgot her password for the 47th time this month. The sheer SURVIVAL INSTINCT of pretending to know nothing about computers is the most sophisticated self-preservation technique in the developer universe. Because once you admit you know how to code, you've basically signed up to fix every printer, router, and "slow computer" until the heat death of the universe!

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Content Introduction Prerequisites: Miracles, Sense of Humour Miracle sort is a sort that truly requires a miracle. We keep checking the array until it is sorted. It requires that some external force (a miracle?) changes some bits in the computer in a way that it becomes sorted. Implementation We keep checking if the array is sorted until some miracle occurs. Code 1. public void miraclesort (intJ arr) boolean sorted false; do sorted true; for (int i 1; i arr. length; i) if (arri arri - 1) sorted false; break; g. 10. 11. 12. while (sorted);

Content Android: Detect softkeyboard open 18 3 When the soft keyboard opens I want a scroll view to scroll down to the bottom. For this I can use: fullScroll(View.FOCUS DOWN); But how do I fire that command after the soft keyboard opening event triggers? android view scroll share edit flag asked Jun 20 '10 at 23:15 Noah Seidman 1,415 3 17 26 add a comment start a bounty 6 Answers active oldest votes 9 Per this post and this post on android-developers it doesn't seem like it's possible to do what you want. You may want to re-examine your use case for what you're doing. Maybe one of the softInputMode flags will work for you share edit flag answered Jun 21 '10 at 0:14 Qberticus 29.5k 6 54 54 34 In december of 2012. Yes that is 2012, Android still has no good way of notifying if the soft keyboard is visible or not. Amazing! - sebrock Dec 6 '12 at 16:28 26 sebrock Same here in 2014 - Rod Algonquin May 1 '14 at 21:22 7 A Ditto for 2015... - Reid Mac Jun 17 '15 at 14:05 7 A 2016 approaching - User3 Oct 21 '15 at 10:07 yup 2016 is here:( - Arlind Feb 4 at 10:24 add a comment show 3 more comments ProdrammerHumor.io

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