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Three Way Handshake

threeWayHandshake | ProgrammerHumor.io
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I Am Aprofessional

iAmAProfessional | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content YOU DEV IN PRODUCTION BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING I DEV IN PRODUCTION BECAUSE KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WE'RE NOT THE SAME

Emotional Damage Level Gpts Inner Thoughts

emotionalDamageLevelGPTsInnerThoughts | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content G 1 Memory updater. e argumen Is tired and sometimes struggles with understanding code and concepts. not include up to (but i Manage memories range (start, stop, step) starts from start, goes up to (b incrementing by step So, range (n 1) is equivalent to range(e, n 1) because it de one argument is provided. If you want to be explicit, you can use i works the same way and is often used for simplicity. 9 4v

Rewatching Silicon Valley and noticed something funny at line 29

Rewatching Silicon Valley and noticed something funny at line 29 | cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content costell 1 include stdio. h 2 finclude stdlib.h 3 4 typedef unsigned long u64; 5 6 Start here 1 typedef void enccfgt; 8 typedef int enc cfg? t; 9 typedef int128t deft; 10 11 enc cfe t 12 st iface(def t s, enccfg2.t 1) 13 int c Ills ((deft)oxIFULL 1 5)) i 14 printf("Ic", c); ) 15 enccfg? t main() 16 for (int 10; 117; 1) 17 stiface(0x79481E6BBCC01223 ((dcft) 19 End here 20 21 TOnever00 change name 22 U6A HammingCtru64 a, u64 b) 24 U6A c a b; 25 26 7 I INfor (d 0; 00; C 1) 6 4 c 6 1; 11 O(s) lot no thanks

My lived experience

My lived experience | program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I'M A GOOD PROGRAMMER SHOW ME A PIECE OF CODE YOU'RE PROUD OF imgfliy.com ProgrammerHumor.

Required Fields Are Just Suggestions

Required Fields Are Just Suggestions
Software engineers crying about data standards while data engineers are out here like "You guys have standards?" The unholy amalgamation of JSON wrapped in XML with a sprinkle of Markdown is just Tuesday for us. Single quotes, double quotes, dates formatted as MM/DD/YYYY or "Last Thursday-ish" - doesn't matter. After 5 years of parsing whatever nightmare format the client sends, you develop a certain... immunity. Standards are just what happens to other people.

The HR Gatekeeper's Technical Expertise

The HR Gatekeeper's Technical Expertise
The ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE of tech recruiting in its purest form! ๐Ÿ’€ The HR person has NO CLUE what they're hiring for but is somehow in charge of finding a "software engineer." Not a C# expert. Not a JavaScript guru. Just... a software engineer? But what KIND?! The recruiter's blank stare in that last panel is the PERFECT representation of every developer's job search hell. The tech industry's greatest mystery: how people who can't tell Python from a snake are the gatekeepers to your next paycheck!

Redditor makes incorrect joke about binary search and I believe them. I now have a program that does this automatically.

Redditor makes incorrect joke about binary search and I believe them. I now have a program that does this automatically. | code-memes, ux-memes, program-memes, search-memes, reddit-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, comment-memes, binary-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Which UX is better? Select your phone number 212-382-8872 000-000-0000 999-999-9999 Select your phone number COO 988 Like Q Comment Share 803 comments 33 shares 7 Send fosyep ( 2 10 mo. ago I prefer binary search, the worst case is 10 attempts. 4 2 3 Share prescod - 10 mo. ago I love it! "Higher, higher, lower, lower." 3 Share fosyep 2 10 mo. ago You gave me one more idea. Say that the combination to get to your phone number is "Higher, higher, lower, lower", this can be coded in binary to 1100, which is 12 in decimal. So basically you could say "hey my phone number is 12" and everyone could calculate your full phone number 4 4 5 Share

UI vs UX

UI vs UX | ux-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content UI I love it! Me too! UX

Talk is cheap!

Talk is cheap! | mac-memes, macbook-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MacBook users bragging over lunch Il could simulate the observable universe to singular atom level on my M2 mag MacBook users sharing screen on meets Help, my. MacBook is running at 1 EPS

And Javascript: '1'+'1'= 11

And Javascript: '1'+'1'= 11 | javascript-memes, java-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1:12 DECIMAL 1:1:10 BINARY 111 BOOLEAN 41 1-98 C

thats not true...

thats not true... | developer-memes, frontend-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Why do frontend developers eat lunch alone? I don't know, why? They don't know how to join tables