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If u can travel back in time, what will u do?
Programming
4 years ago 57.6K views 0 shares
If u can travel back in time, what will u do? | developer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content If u can travel back in time, what will u do? Developers Mh Timezones creator

If it works, is good.
Programming
2 years ago 55.4K views 0 shares
If it works, is good. | code-memes, internet-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When part of your code doesn't work so you replace it with something from the internet

We Have All Used It At Least Once
Javascript Webdev Typescript Programming Frontend
11 months ago 207.9K views 0 shares
We Have All Used It At Least Once
The JavaScript paradox in its purest form! The yellow JS logo with the tagline "Hated by all, used by all" is basically the programming equivalent of fast food – nobody admits to liking it, yet the drive-thru line stretches around the block. The language that launched a thousand Stack Overflow questions continues its reign of necessary evil. Your codebase is probably 60% JavaScript, 30% regret, and 10% StackOverflow copy-paste. Let's face it, we're all in a toxic relationship with those curly braces.

Backup Capacity Expectations Vs Reality
Databases Security Devops Backend Cloud
3 months ago 375.1K views 0 shares
Backup Capacity Expectations Vs Reality
When the CTO says "We've allocated sufficient backup storage" but your database grows faster than your budget. That tiny spare tire trying to support a monster truck of data is basically what happens when management thinks a 1TB drive will back up your 15TB production environment. Bonus points if they expect you to fit the logs too.

Life of a DevOps engineer
Python Cloud
2 years ago 75.5K views 0 shares
Life of a DevOps engineer | engineer-memes, ML-memes, devops-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content New Product Launched Product Manager Developer DevOps Deployment, Monitoring, Optimization, broken CI CD, security, costs

I Need Some One To Decode This
Programming
1 year ago 61.0K views 0 shares
iNeedSomeOneToDecodeThis | code-memes, binary-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content a nonbinary person's worst nightmare 10101011101010 6010010010100110 6100110001001116 0101110101000001 01010000010010 010011000100140 01001111010101 10010100110002001 00010(11110301011 (GOO 491110 9001 007, 1011011108110 7000130007 0 90 7110) 4001 00

New Feature Into Legacy Code
Programming Debugging Frontend Backend
9 months ago 163.4K views 0 shares
New Feature Into Legacy Code
Nothing says "professional software engineering" quite like bolting a modern extension onto a medieval castle. That's exactly what we do with legacy code every day. Those blue modern additions clinging desperately to ancient stone walls perfectly capture the "it works, don't touch it" mentality we've all encountered. Ten years of undocumented spaghetti code written by developers who've long since left the company, and management wants you to "just add one small feature" without breaking anything. Sure, a complete rebuild would be ideal, but who has time for that? So we slap on our modern architectural patterns and hope the whole thing doesn't come crashing down during the next deployment. And hey, at least we're not the ones who built the castle!

The Feline Code Reviewer
Hardware Programming
7 months ago 286.7K views 0 shares
The Feline Code Reviewer
That cat's face says it all. "You spent $400 on RGB fans when your code still has memory leaks? I've watched you restart that Docker container 17 times today." The true supervisor of this PC build isn't the human—it's the feline QA engineer judging every cable management decision with those unblinking eyes. The NZXT case will look pristine for exactly 3 days before it becomes the world's most expensive cat bed.

He Can Have My Data
Security Gamedev Apple Microsoft Programming
8 months ago 331.3K views 0 shares
He Can Have My Data
OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of these tech giants! 😱 Amazon, Microsoft, Google, and Apple are all like "you will NOT have my data" while we're frantically scribbling our objections like some deranged privacy advocate. But then... BEHOLD! Gaben (aka Gabe Newell, the lord and savior of PC gaming and founder of Valve/Steam) appears, and suddenly we're all "TAKE MY DATA, TAKE MY WALLET, TAKE MY FIRSTBORN CHILD!" The hypocrisy is ASTRONOMICAL! We'll fight tooth and nail to keep our data from big tech, but the second Steam has a sale, we're throwing our credit cards at the screen faster than you can say "my poor bank account." The duality of geek-kind in its natural habitat!

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Truth is always hard to swallow
Programming Debugging
4 years ago 83.4K views 0 shares
Truth is always hard to swallow | programming-memes, program-memes, bug-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "The thing about programming is that your learning is never complete, and neither are your bug hunting or your crying." programming coding devlife compsci Feb 25th, 2016 374 notes

Python: Fast And Fancy Until You Look Under The Hood
Python C++ Programming Backend
8 months ago 235.5K views 0 shares
Python: Fast And Fancy Until You Look Under The Hood
Python developers swagger around like they're driving a Ferrari, but the truth is they're just being towed by C++ doing all the heavy lifting under the hood. That fancy machine learning library? C++ engine. That blazing-fast data processing? C++ transmission. Meanwhile, Python's just waving from the driver's seat taking all the credit. Next time someone brags about their Python skills, just remember - they're basically driving a sports car with training wheels.

Early Days Of Programming Were Wild
Programming
12 months ago 65.0K views 0 shares
earlyDaysOfProgrammingWereWild | programming-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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