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Content I defragged my zebra

Content BPROGRAMMERHUMOR EN imaflio.com

So that's why nothing ever changes. The Vatican's been running a while(true) loop since before computers existed. No wonder my code feels ancient - it's just following tradition. Da Vinci wasn't just painting masterpieces, he was writing the world's longest-running infinite loop in "Tuscan++". Now whenever my manager asks why my program is hanging, I'll just say it's a historical homage to 16th century programming practices.

Content Gets the orientation obtained by a clockwise 90 degree turn. return next orientation public Orientation next () if (this West) return North; return values () ordinal() 11; Gets the orientation obtained by a counterclockwise 90 degree turn. return previous orientation public Orientation previous () return next () .next () .next () ; genius

Content Dude, I'm so tired Then go to sleep Programmers Programmers Programmers

Content don't write comments. My code documents itself. The code: pryntm pwyntcreu(cyson dwbl x, cyson dubl y) pwyntm pwynt dyrannu(mainto(pwyntm)); pwynt-x x; pwynt-y y; dychwelyd pwynt; gwagLe pwyntrhydd(pwyntm pwynt) 1 os(pwynt DIM) dychwelyd; rhydd(pwynt); pwynt DIM; pwyntm pwyntychwanequ(cyson pwyntm a, cyson pwyntm b) dychwelyd pwyntcreu(a-x b-x, a2v b-): gwagle pwyntcynydd (pwyntm pwynt, cyson pwyntm gwerthcynyddran) pwynt-x gwerthcynyddran-x; pwynt-y gwerthcynyddran-y; gwagle pwyntallbwn(cyson pwyntm prynt, cyson cymeriade enw) allbwn(s: (lf, lf)n", enw, pwynt-x, prynt-y) ; cyfanrif prif0) pwyntm a pwyntcreu(11, 7); pwyntm b pwyntcreu(23, 11); pwyntm canlyniad pwyntychwanegu(a, b) ; pwyntallbwn(canlyniad, "Canlyniad"); pwyntrhydd(a); canys (cyfanrif 1 0; 1 5; i) pwyntcynydd (canlyniad, b); pwyntallbwn (canlyniad, "Canlyniad"); pwyntrhydd (b) ; pwyntrhydd (canlyniad); dychwelyd ALLANFALLWYDDIANT;

Content When you're arguing with someone but you walk away and hear them say '011001010111100001110100011001010 1110010011011010110100101101110011 000010111010001100101 under their breath