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Are Accountants Data Scientists?
AI Databases Programming Math Algorithms
1 year ago 641.1K views 0 shares
Are Accountants Data Scientists?
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of comparing accountants to data scientists! 💅 Just because someone can stare at spreadsheets until their eyeballs bleed doesn't make them a data scientist! The accountant in this image is LITERALLY drowning in columns of dollar amounts while Excel has become their prison and spreadsheets their wallpaper. Meanwhile, actual data scientists are out there building neural networks and pretending they understand what their algorithms are doing! The identity crisis is REAL, people! Next thing you know, my mom who makes pivot tables in Excel will start calling herself a "machine learning engineer." THE HORROR!

Keep it sIM, paL
Programming
5 years ago 91.6K views 0 shares
Keep it sIM, paL | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Ray Tracing Will Be The End!
Gamedev Hardware Unity
1 year ago 459.4K views 0 shares
Ray Tracing Will Be The End!
Your poor little GPU just got SNAPPED into the minimum system requirements list! 💀 The absolute AUDACITY of game developers to demand your precious graphics card that you paid your entire life savings for! One day your hardware is top-tier, the next it's barely scraping by the MINIMUM specs. Ray tracing isn't just lighting effects—it's literally tracing the path to your empty bank account! Your gaming rig is now officially on life support, and the doctor just called time of death. RIP sweet prince of pixels! 🪦

Literal Psychopath
Programming
1 year ago 245.1K views 0 shares
Literal Psychopath
A software engineer without the holy trinity of dev peacocking? Impossible. We've all become walking billboards for our employers, mechanical keyboard enthusiasts, and laptop sticker collectors. It's practically our uniform at this point. The true horror isn't the missing swag—it's using the default IDE. No custom theme, no obscure plugins, no 47 keyboard shortcuts that make your coworkers think you're hacking the Pentagon. That's not a developer, that's an alien studying human behavior.

Sometimes my genius... It's almost frightening.
Programming
3 years ago 108.5K views 0 shares
Sometimes my genius... It's almost frightening. | developer-memes, IT-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The Infected Developer Following tid Quarantine Day 7: Now you can text me "RIP" after I die, a script I wrote will reply with "Thanks" I named it "Ghost script". 10:08 AM - 23 Mar 2020 469 Retweets 2,020 Likes 9 42 17 469 2.0K ProgrammerHumor.

What Matters
php Testing Backend
1 year ago 134.8K views 0 shares
whatMatters | software-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, php-memes, engineer-memes, engineering-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, data-memes, database-memes, list-memes, IT-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, tests-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Dariusz Sadowski 3rd Head of Engineering I The Thinking in Tech ... View my newsletter 1W G The worst code I worked with sold for 700M It changed how I see tech: Iwas an idealist: Clean code Thorough testing Best architecture possible When I saw the news, I realised I was wrong There was value in 2 enormous PHP monoliths Integrated over database Without tests The business made 1B in trades. The software was just an automation. Business value Tech purity Follow

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Don't Debug Distributed Systems
Debugging Backend Cloud Programming Networking
1 year ago 473.6K views 1 shares
Don't Debug Distributed Systems
Trying to debug a distributed system with a linear mindset is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube while blindfolded, underwater, and being chased by sharks. The sheer audacity of thinking race conditions, eventual consistency, and network partitions will behave in a nice orderly fashion is the kind of optimism usually reserved for people who think they can fix printers. When your brain is still stuck in the "this happens, then that happens" paradigm, you're basically bringing a spoon to a gunfight. Meanwhile, your distributed system is laughing at you in parallel processing.

I saw this on r/linuxmasterrace and the comments were funnier than the actual meme by far
Linux Databases Backend
3 years ago 160.7K views 0 shares
I saw this on r/linuxmasterrace and the comments were funnier than the actual meme by far | linux-memes, ux-memes, unix-memes, rds-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes, comment-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PROPRIETARY OPEN SOURCE 1114 21 SINGLE COMMENT THREAD Share VIEW ALL Orion-Ziggurat 5h Glorious Gentoo And someone else standing off to the side saying they aren't pulling the sled with "proper" ethical standards in mind. h Reply 4 9 alecStewart1 4h Glorious Gentoo And then some other guy saying the project needs a complete rewrite in Rust. 9 TheBrokenRail-Dev 3h And a guy saying that the sled should actuallv be multiple smaller sleds that are connected to each other with duct-tane because "mah Unix philosophy." 5 Orion-Ziggurat 2h Glorious Gentoo Then a Gnome dev comes in and decides the ropes used to pull the sled detract from the experience and removes them to maintain a simpler, opinionated sled setup. 4 6

Teams Enjoyer
Microsoft Frontend
11 months ago 575.1K views 4 shares
Teams Enjoyer
Saying "I love Microsoft Teams" unironically is basically a medical emergency. The meme uses the classic stroke symptoms format to suggest that anyone who genuinely enjoys Teams might need immediate neurological evaluation. Teams is notorious for being a resource-hogging Electron app that somehow manages to consume 2GB of RAM just to send a "👍" emoji. It crashes during important meetings, has a UI that changes every other week, and its notification system is about as reliable as a random number generator. The search function? Let's just say it's faster to scroll through six months of chat history manually. But hey, at least it's better than Skype for Business... right? Right?

The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit
Programming
5 years ago 97.8K views 0 shares
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Content The Father Is Not The Son Is Not Is Not The Holy Spirit Christianity 0 JavaScript ehsjoihs

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Python developer: *naked*
Python Backend
3 years ago 84.8K views 0 shares
Python developer: *naked* | developer-memes, python-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Java developer C Developer 270 120 950 1.200 34 2.500 650 -980 6.000 70 - 400 -800 98

Stackoverflow for vscode
Programming StackOverflow Frontend
5 years ago 152.9K views 0 shares
Stackoverflow for vscode | code-memes, web-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, vscode-memes, overflow-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Yansh yansh Replying to benawad Make a VSCode extension where you can roast other people's code. 8:51 AM Dec 17, 2020 Twitter Web App 1 Quote Tweet 2 Likes 17 Ben Awad benawad 1m Replying to yansh StackOverflow already exists 9 1 4 000 000