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Spinners go brrrrr

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Content AskReddit EI CM 14h What is just a placebo effect but most people don't realize? 53.2k 17035 comments L hibikikun 4479 8h Loading spinners on web pages. I once had a user complain to me a web app was too slow (and it was pretty fast). So I tested him by making the animation spinner spin much faster. He went to my boss to praise me how much faster the web app was. (spin.js is what i was using)

who wants to hire developers?

Programming

2 years ago 44.2K views 0 shares

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Content Who wants to hire developers? Int ..with under 3 years of experience?

To Find Asolution

Debugging Cloud

1 year ago 59.3K views 0 shares

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Content (g old-roots-deactivated20140122 forum help hey guys im experiencing this problem running my game same here same here same here same here same here same here same here same here same here same here same here same here same here thread closed osorezan Follow "nvm fixed it" "hey i got this same problem, can you tell me how you managed to make it work?" "sure I om'd vou the fix" last reply: August 3 2002

Code Review Uw U

Javascript Debugging Frontend Backend

2 years ago 91.8K views 0 shares

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Content closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor 5 HIr- 1 fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xpp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! D starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck 1G gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

I Finally Found Out What Those Buttons Mean!

Hardware Gamedev Programming

5 months ago 255.4K views 0 shares

I Finally Found Out What Those Buttons Mean!

Finally decoded Reddit's voting system! Upvote for "you're on Team NVIDIA" and downvote for "how dare you prefer AMD." The GPU holy wars continue to rage while I'm still coding on integrated graphics that struggle to render VS Code. The real winner? My electricity bill.

Sudo Open Your Eyes

Linux Security Bash Programming

6 months ago 225.3K views 0 shares

The brain tries to command the body to wake up, but gets hit with that classic "Permission Denied" error we all know too well. Then it pulls the nuclear option— sudo —only to discover that not even root privileges can override sleep mode. The "brain is not in the sudoers file" is that perfect Unix punch line that reminds us that sometimes, no amount of administrative power can defeat biology. Your body's operating system has better security than most Fortune 500 companies.

You Wouldn't Get It

Hardware Programming

6 months ago 209.0K views 0 shares

The circuit diagram joke that separates the real engineers from the rest of us. That's a buffer gate symbol between "You would" and "it" - literally creating "You wouldn't get it" because the buffer inverts the signal. The kind of joke that makes electrical engineers chuckle quietly while the rest of the dev team wonders why they're always so weird at lunch.

Am I The Only One

Programming AI Git StackOverflow Debugging

9 months ago 284.8K views 1 shares

The modern developer's balancing act, visualized with stunning accuracy. That precarious tower of cans represents what's actually holding up your code—a foundation of ChatGPT at the bottom (let's be honest, it's writing half your functions), Google searches above it (for the errors ChatGPT creates), followed by pure dumb luck, ancient GitHub repositories you found at 3 AM, and tutorial videos from that one Indian guy who explains algorithms better than your $200K computer science degree. And finally, at the very top, desperately balancing on this tower of digital desperation? Your actual code—looking just as confused as that dog wondering how it got up there and how long before the whole thing collapses during the next sprint review.

so sad

Programming

4 years ago 43.0K views 0 shares

Content IWORKAS AN IT. GUY. LIKE THE COMPANY, LIKETHEJOR. NKEEP THE MAGHINE RUNNING. BUTTHEBOSS DOESN'T GET IT.HE SOMETIMES SAYS "FITSALL WORKIIG, WHY DO I NEED YOU FORD" SO EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE INTENTIONALLY FUCK WITH OUR WEBSITE OR DATABASE ONLY TO SHOW HOW QUICKLY I FIX WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN A DISASTER FOR THE COMPANY. NO ONE SUSPECTS A THING. MEMEFUL COM

Exiting Vim is a nightmare!!!!!

Programming Linux

4 years ago 72.2K views 0 shares

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Old and bad aswell

Programming

4 years ago 44.0K views 0 shares

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Every single time we go to production

Programming Debugging Testing

4 years ago 73.9K views 0 shares

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Content Developer: I finished the project, It is ready for QA QA: I have run all tests, project contains no known bugs. End User: Too much pain By Christine Campbell on August 28, 2017 Verified Purchase Causes too much pain and agony, dont know why its so popular now a days, im just going to use toilet paper

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