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Content Stack overflow is like when you were in class and vou'd ask the teacher "can I go to the bathroom?" And instead of letting you they'd just say "can you?" And make you say "may " Except after you say "May I?" the teacher is like sorry, someone already asked five years ago And the bathrooms aren't even in the same fucking building as back then And some other teacher is like "Do you really have to go the bathroom or do you just think that'll solve your problem?" and sends you down a self reflective rabbit hole until you give up and piss yourself ProdrammerHumor.io

Content A friend of mine is a creative genius and always found solutions to problems you wouldn't think existed. A level computing. first semester and our assignment is to build a calculator in VB. We have a few weeks to get it done, most of us did it in a day or two though. The night before the deadline my mate sends me a text saying he's pulling an all nighter to get it done and he'll see me in college the following day with the wOrK. He arrives early looking like shit but with a proud smile. He wants to show off his calculator and plugs in his USB stick. He proudly says that he managed to get over 9500 if statements done for his calculator, and he would have done more if he started earlier. Turns out he decided that working out each mathematical calculation possible and putting them all into if statements was the right way of doing the assignment g Like Reply 13 6 - 1 min - Edited

Content Which language is best, C, C, Python or Java? Andrea Ferro, Knows a few programming languages. Learning a fe... Answered January 7, 2015 If you are writing an operating system, I suggest you use C. If you are writing a very complex application where execution speed is extremely important, I suggest you use C. If time to market is key, but execution speed is not important, I suggest you use python. If your boss told you: "do it in Java or you are fired" I suggest you use Java and look for a better workplace.

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That moment when you watch helplessly as a senior dev rewrites your perfectly functional code with their "improved version" that does the exact same thing but with different variable names and their preferred syntax. The code still passes all the tests, the functionality is identical, but now it has their fingerprints all over it. Classic power move in the dev hierarchy! Your git blame history is forever altered, and your contributions slowly fade into oblivion. It's like they're marking their territory with semicolons and brackets.

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OMG THE BETRAYAL! 😱 The number 0 is sitting there, all smug with its little face, thinking it's special because it's a placeholder. Then BAM! 💥 The computer and number 1 team up to form the ULTIMATE POWER COUPLE - binary code! That's right, sweetie, computers only need 0s and 1s to run THE ENTIRE DIGITAL UNIVERSE while the rest of us peasants are over here counting to 10 like absolute CAVEMEN. The audacity of these two to flaunt their relationship status while the rest of the number system is left in the dust. I. CANNOT. EVEN. 🙄

Content It's up to you to break generational trauma. Java codeConvention Is camelCase Java codeConvention is camelCase It's ok rocky; you.use.whatever namingconvention you-feel-comfortable with. Listen here, you little shit It's bk rocky; you.Use whatever namingconvention -feel-comfortable with.