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The programmer dating market has spoken, and it's absolutely savage. Everyone's fighting over that one Rust developer with memory-safe relationships while C++ devs are left wondering if they've been friend-zoned or just garbage collected. Notice how Java gets a question mark – even the dating pool has NullPointerExceptions when it comes to Java devs. Meanwhile, Python coders are getting attention despite spending hours arguing about whitespace, and JavaScript users somehow remain popular despite their toxic relationship with semicolons. The SQL enjoyer is probably great at relationships – they know how to properly JOIN tables at dinner parties. But that Rust developer? Memory safe, thread safe, AND relationship safe. The ultimate triple threat.

That sweet, sweet moment when your code compiles without errors. 22,307 tests passed with zero warnings? That's not disgusting, that's the programming equivalent of finding a unicorn riding a rainbow. Most developers would sacrifice their firstborn for that kind of clean execution. The rest of us are over here celebrating when our code runs without setting the CPU on fire.