edge Memes

Small Talk? Best I Can Do Is Complaining About Microsoft

Small Talk? Best I Can Do Is Complaining About Microsoft
When someone asks "How's your day going?" and you're a developer working with Microsoft products. The absolute pinnacle of social interaction for tech workers - skipping weather chat and diving straight into a 45-minute rant about how Edge keeps reinstalling itself after updates, Teams is eating your RAM for breakfast, and Windows Update decided 3PM on a Thursday was the PERFECT time to restart your machine mid-deployment. Small talk? Nah, let me tell you about my toxic relationship with Microsoft instead.

Dad Programmer Humour

dadProgrammerHumour | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, array-memes, algorithm-memes, edge-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] John the stripper VAo . Wrote an algorithm that gives a sorted array to the user with on time complexity. Its literally faster than merge sort. Here is a peak at the code am working on. Currently working on edge cases will be done in no time. main.c include stdio.h int main int n1000 int arrn printfenter sorted array forint i0 i1000i

Wow

wow | developer-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, software developer-memes, front end-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, react-memes, loc-memes, requirements-memes, angular-memes, typescript-memes, unit test-memes, cli-memes, edge-memes, query-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Salary 550-650 Location Dublin City Centre, Dublin, Republic of Ireland Type Contract Start ASAP UI Software Architect 101154 Desired skills: React, Angular, UI, Front End, Java Hybrid (In Ireland), 1 day per week in office 12-month contract We are teaming up with a Dublin-based client who requires a Software Architect who specialises in UI to join their growing team. ' will be joining their team as a technical leader to help define the technical direction and strategy for the existing team. If you have deep technical knowledge of React this could be a great fit for you! Requirements: 6 years' experience as a Software Developer 53 years expertise with React and Angular Strong experience with JavaScript, TypeScript, Query Strong experience in Unit Testing with Jasmine etc

Which One Of You Is Responsible For This

whichOneOfYouIsResponsibleForThis | stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, google-memes, git-memes, github-memes, password-memes, email-memes, cli-memes, overflow-memes, edge-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content " Join Stack Overflow By clicking "Sign up", you agree to our terms of service and acknowledge you have read our privacy policy. G Sign up with Google Sign up with GitHub OR Email Password 15kZvKvcUfiG Password must contain at least 1 letter and 1 number. Sign up

Java

java | java-memes, python-memes, development-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, computing-memes, c++-memes, git-memes, hardware-memes, rest-memes, shell-memes, network-memes, edge-memes, component-memes, train-memes, cs-memes, rust-memes, operating system-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 9:21 - Messages indeed.com Qualifications Education or a mixture of educationtraining and experience in: Proficient developing with C, C, Python and shell scripting Knowledge of key components of embedded system architecture Linux development environments and GCC- based toolchains ARM Cortex M Processors or similar Real-Time Operating Systems (RTOS) Digital communications (networking, wireless data transmission, framing, packet handling) Minimal Java experience (ideally none) Personalinterest in hardware-accelerated computing Personal interest in Rust or willingness to be taught Rust by WinterWinds Ability to read and modifv hardware schematics Ability to bring up hardware Meticulous Git hygiene Must be authorized to work in The United States

Something Made Up

somethingMadeUp | code-memes, try-memes, edge-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me Realising I have to implement a complex feature from scratch Writes the code within a day The code works perfectly in the first try The code also covers edge cases that I didn't even know existed Ber Bernie Berni rie

Cursed Knowledge

cursedKnowledge | edge-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content People who don't know imgulp.co People who know

Ai Generated Memes Are Getting Out Of Hand

aiGeneratedMemesAreGettingOutOfHand | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, try-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, list-memes, for loop-memes, oop-memes, debug-memes, cli-memes, edge-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, div-memes, chatbot-memes, comment-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "I'm basically creating AG -- can't debug a for loop "My app uses cutting-edge ML" - it's it-else statements all the way down AI APPS PROGRAMMER "Our Al can predict the stock "Our chatbot passes the Turing market" - accuracy worse than a test" - its just aPT-3 with extra coin lip steps "We're disrupting the industry" reinvented to- do list app 5,372 "I'm revolutionizing healthcare" -- made a BMI calculator "we don't need comments, the code is self- explanatory" - - spaghetti code nightmare "AI wIll solve climate change" .. can't figure out how to center a div PAIPRODUCT HIVE

I Am So Proud

iAmSoProud | program-memes, edge-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHEN YOUR PROGRAM HANDLES AN UNEXPECTED EDGE CASE ON ITS OWN

Don't be like Bob

Don't be like Bob | developer-memes, code-memes, backend-memes, concurrent-memes, server-memes, frontend-memes, version-memes, data-memes, database-memes, forms-memes, date-memes, servers-memes, edge-memes, cloud-memes, ide-memes, container-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content This is Mike Mike's job is to write highly performant code that can work under load and handle lots of requests concurrently. His apps also have to be highly precise and reliable - all user inputs must be thoroughly validated, concurrent requests must not interfere with each other, there must be absolutelv no vulnerabilities. Mike needs to know how to find the best compromise between pertormance and data consistency: when to invalidate the cache, whether or not to wait for database write acknowledgement, and so on. He also needs to assume that his code will run in a cloud environment. in volatile containers that can de destroved at any time. Mike is a backend developer. This is Jane Jane's job is to write apps that will run on 200 different versions of 10 different platforms, on thousands of different devices with various screen sizes. All these devices must de able to downiodd, parse and oootstrap Jane's code in under 200 milliseconds. Jane works with a complex state tree that can be modified by various kinds of events, and the app's UI must be instantly updated to reflect these changes in the most efficient manner possible. Jane needs to know how to do code splitting, responsive lavout, render virtualization, serverside rendering, handle browser-specific quirks, and so on. Jane is a frontend developer. This is Bob Bob thinks that Mike is a real developer, but Jane isn't. RoD is a moron

Get it while it’s hot

Get it while it’s hot | developer-memes, html-memes, css-memes, code-memes, design-memes, try-memes, frontend-memes, bug-memes, react-memes, git-memes, github-memes, requirements-memes, scala-memes, email-memes, debug-memes, linkedin-memes, IT-memes, edge-memes, component-memes, ML-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Senior Frontend Developer Mentalyc Inc. United States (Remote) 2 minutes ago. 4 applicants 8hr - 15hr - Contract 1-10 employees Maria S. is hiring for this job :: See how you compare to 4 applicants. Try Premium for free Skills: React.js, Cascading Style Sheets (CSS), 8 more in Easy Apply Save Meet the hiring team Maria S. 3rd Co-Founder and CEO at Mentalyc - Al Scribe For Psychoth... Message Job poster Linkedin member since 2014 You will work with us on a beautiful app that uses Al to write psychotherapy notes. Requirements Advanced practical knowledge of React, CSS, HTML Master of responsiveness (mobile and desktop app) Ability to work with imperfect design Understanding of advanced logic scalability, reusable components, etc Ability to work independently, solve problems, debug your code, and deliver timely Great English skills MUST DO Write an email with a link to your GitHub or other proof of competence to mariamentalyc.com (We will not review applications that didn't come with an email) We do not accept agencies and middlemen We will pay 10 per hour

When The Password Game Meets Real Life

whenThePasswordGameMeetsRealLife | data-memes, password-memes, email-memes, error-memes, cli-memes, edge-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content TikTok: For Business Password Z4Swg-B'EQ2fuT:jbas By clicking here, you agree to the TikTok Commercial Terms of Service and acknowledge you have read the TikTok for Business Privacy Policy to learn how we collect, use and share your data. Subscribe to emails with news, events, and information from TikTok For Business and TikTok Shop. You can opt out any time in your user settings. ( Password format error, cannot contain special characters. Password Z4SwgBEQ2fuTibas Password must be 6-20 characters and contain at least one number, letter, and special character.