Apple Memes

Apple: where ecosystem lock-in is a feature, not a bug, and your wallet gets lighter with every product announcement. These memes celebrate the tech giant that turned minimalism into a religion and dongles into a profit center. If you've ever defended your purchase of a $999 monitor stand, explained why you need the latest iPhone despite having last year's model, or felt the special joy of everything syncing perfectly across your many Apple devices, you'll find your fellow devotees here. From the satisfying click of an AirPods case to the existential crisis of deciding between Space Gray and Silver, this collection captures the beautiful contradiction of loving products from a company that simultaneously innovates and removes features you actually used.

Look What They Took From Us

Look What They Took From Us
The great port extinction of our time! This meme perfectly captures the devolution of laptop design from "Swiss Army knife of connectivity" to "hope you enjoy carrying dongles for the rest of your life." Modern laptops went from having every port imaginable to basically two identical USB-C ports that require you to carry an adapter the size of a small country. Minimalism is great until you need to connect literally anything. The bottom MacBook is practically begging "please sir, may I have some more ports?" while the top one is like "we heard you like dongles, so we removed everything else."

Webdev In2024

webdevIn2024 | css-memes, web-memes, try-memes, bug-memes, git-memes, apple-memes, fix-memes, overflow-memes, IT-memes, bot-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 57 This likely has to do with the issue addressed here: CSS overflow-x: visible; and overflow-: hidden; causing scrollbar issue In short, when using visible for either overflow-x or overflow-y and something other than visible for the other, the visible value is interpreted as auto. Share Edit Follow edited May 23, 2017 at 10:29 Community Bot 1 01 answered Jun 10, 2013 at 9:02 Sprintstar 8.058 06 39 51 48 is this a bug that browser vendors should fix or spec by W3C? Because it's awful... - ProblemsOfSumit Oct 4, 2013 at 10:17 26 2.5 years later and this bug still exists - Daniel Kobe Apr 16, 2016 at 8:06 FF 52 and this still happens. add one more year... - Sebastianb Jul 31, 2017 at 19:22 5 FF 57, here too - fedetibaldo Nov 30, 2017 at 18:10 19 Guess which issue still exists at the end of 2018... facepalm - Vitalii Romaniv Dec 12, 2018 at 9:54 5 This bug is still haunting my projects - ApplePearPerson May 22, 2019 at 14:18 4 Still a bug.... FF72 can't believe they haven't fixed that one yet! - benitek Feb 2, 2020 at 16:05 26 2020 still the same... - Eduard Fedoruk Mar 30, 2020 at 15:31 24 2021 and this hits harder than covid - Sasa Sijak Jan 14, 2021 at 8:55 13 I'm from the future. It's 2045, the issue still exists - Roudy Tarabay Apr 15, 2021 at 10:10 12 2022 just knocked in and the issue still exists.: - Deepak Yadav Dec 31, 2021 at 19:10 2 This is legit unacceptable! - Ben Racicot Sep 19, 2022 at 14:26 5 10 days till 2023 and still: I lost almost a full day trying to figure out why my CSS does not work as expected... - BlaM Dec 21, 2022 at 16:42 BlaM Glad to still be helping, ten years later :) - Sprintstar Dec 22, 2022 at 16:30 2 The cvcle continues. . - Nicholas Aponte May 3, 2023 at 17:15 2 September 2023 and we still have this behavior - Dayron Gallardo Sep 12, 2023 at 15:42 2 I'm from 2024 and we still have it - Jiren Jan 30 at 16:04

You Wouldnt Download Kali Linux

youWouldntDownloadKaliLinux | software-memes, computer-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, hacking-memes, ux-memes, agency-memes, discord-memes, machine-memes, version-memes, data-memes, apple-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, div-memes, wifi-memes, virtual machine-memes, operating system-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What is on a child's computer? TOg Browser used to access the dark web Virtual Machines can hide operating systems not normally found on the computer- like Kali Linux Kali Linux is an operating system often used for hacking WiFi Pineapple is a bit of kit that can be used to capture sensitive data over the in- ternet O DiSCORD Discord is a popular communication plat- form often used to share hacking tips Metasploit is penetration software that makes hacking simple If you see any of these on their computer, or have a child you think is hacking, let us know so we can give advice and engage them into positive diversions. rccuwest-midlands.pnn.police.uk ROCU TROTONAL ORGANISEO CHIME UNIT Ch NCA National Crime Agency

The Last Guy Will Never Confess

theLastGuyWillNeverConfess | linux-memes, web-memes, ux-memes, google-memes, apple-memes, microsoft-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Microsoft: Wait, I can explain! Apple: Your users know that you're spying? G Google: You spy through the whole OS?? I spy only the web. Linux: You guys are spying?

He He

heHe | developer-memes, apple-memes, cli-memes, rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Item APPLE JUICE Ttems count: Total. Waiter: Cashier: Station; Price 100.00 value 200.00 Rs.200.00 Sticket .getProperty(Waiter")) TELL OSCOL CENTRL NON AC Thank you for your visit. Copyright (C) iGuard. www.iguardsolution.com Client Developer

Fix Any Computer

fixAnyComputer | programmer-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, java-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, program-memes, server-memes, apple-memes, windows-memes, express-memes, fix-memes, c-memes, IT-memes, mac-memes, kernel-memes, regular expression-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How to fix any computer Windows Step I Reboot Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a Step a Format hard drive, Reinstall Windows Lose all your fies. Quietly weep. Apple Step I Take it to an Apple store Did that fix it? Nor Proceed to step a Step a Buy a new Mac. Overdraw your account Quietly weep. Linux Step h Learn to code in C Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you had lying around. Recompile the kernel again: Switch dietros. Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. Grow a giant beard Blame Sun Microsysters. Turn your bedroom into a server closet and spend ten years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans. Switch distros again. Abandon all hygiene. Write a regular expression that would make other programmers cry blood. Learn to code in Java. Recompile the kernel again (but this time while wearing your lucky socks). Did that fix it? Nor Proceed to step a Step a Revert back to using Windows or a Mac. Quietly weep

She has “True” as her last name and that breaks iCloud.

She has “True” as her last name and that breaks iCloud. | coding-memes, data-memes, hardware-memes, apple-memes, perl-memes, http-memes, error-memes, cli-memes, cloud-memes, icloud-memes, language-memes, exception-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Rachel True U RachelTrue Anyone else getting this error from Apple iCloud ? In past or now? I'm 6 months deep freeze looking for any help. I rem dead coding languages like kobalt.. this seems like an Apple coding issue - not hardware iCloud has stopped responding. An error has prevented this application from working properly. Help Apple improve its products by sending us diagnostic and usage information about iCloud. W Details REPORTED ERROR TITLE Type error: cannot set value 'true' to property "lastName" on REPORTED ERROR TYPE UNHANDLED EXCEPTION By clicking 'Send to Apple' you agree that Apple will collect and use this information as part of its support services and to improve its products and services. This report will include personal information such as your member name and user data. To learn more about Apple's Privacy Policy, see https:www.apple.comprivacy

Java Script Developer Starter Pack

javaScriptDeveloperStarterPack | developer-memes, html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, computer-memes, java-memes, javascript dev-memes, machine-memes, git-memes, apple-memes, express-memes, mac-memes, ML-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "Javascript developer" starter pack uS Highend Computer (must be apple) M3 Budget Machanical Keyboard Use a text editor which with custom expensive really use your computer keycaps. resources. Beast Expresso machine Never type anything without emojis. Not even in git commit Tweet about HTMLCSS tips biscuit memes Your project should take at least 1hr to open Never forget this

Apple Monkey Paw

appleMonkeyPaw | tech-memes, test-memes, apple-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ars Ars Technica "Do not hallucinate": Testers find prompts meant to keep Apple Intelligence on the rails pred tydnem Apple Intelligence AND.. AND I DONT WANT ANY ZOMBIE TURKEYS. I DON'T WANT TO TURN INTO A TURKEY MYSELS made with mematic

Dont you miss old sites?

Dont you miss old sites? | web-memes, website-memes, google-memes, test-memes, apple-memes, dart-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, tests-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Website, 2005 coolsite.com it's the coolest! New Cool Stuff 1225 - Cool Christmas Edition!! Articles Info News Forums Pictures Videos Contests Games Art Magazines Comics Walkthroughs Downloads Contests Pas Cool Community Content Poll: How cool is this poll? a. The coolest! (100) Page 12 34 5 678910 Next Prey Last Bottom of the page (c coolsite.com 2003-2013 thanks for visiting :) Website, 2022 who?? relevant Tess re Login (if you want) searca what's new? G Sign in with Google F Sign in with racebook A Sign in with Apple M Si Affiliates cool original ) ComedyCraig autoplaying video no volume knob SponsoredAd TOP 10 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT DARTH VADER'S SUIT! ) EndlessScroll goes on forever don't over leavo tvouroneretorevc Wanna see more? Sign in right now!

Well done.

Well done. | apple-memes, macos-memes, mac-memes, kde-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content KDE Community kdecommunity 20h WELCOME TO THE CUR suB Apple Hub theapplehub 1d You can now add widgets to your desktop in macOS Sonoma WWDC23 36 17, 427 3.007 da 241K 1

Puzzle asked in interview..

Puzzle asked in interview.. | apple-memes, jar-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CODRICH.COM PUZZLE ASKED IN INTERVIEW YOU HAVE THREE MISLABELED JARS. THE FIRST JAR CONTAINS APPLES, THE SECOND CONTAINS ORANGES, AND THE THIRD CONTAINS A MIX OF APPLES AND ORANGES. YOU NEED TO LABEL THE JARS. YOU CAN PICK AS MANY FRUITS AS YOU WANT FROM EACH JAR. WHAT IS THE LEAST NUMBER OF FRUITS YOU HAVE TO PICK FROM EACH JAR TO LABEL THEM CORRECTLY?