function Memes

Don't Get My Hopes Up
Programming Webdev Debugging Frontend Backend
3 days ago 74.2K views 0 shares
Don't Get My Hopes Up
That brief moment of joy when you find the perfect function in some obscure documentation, only to have your soul crushed in three consecutive stages of despair. First, it's deprecated. Then you discover the docs you're reading are from 2015. And finally, the killing blow - the new API has completely removed that functionality because some architect decided "nobody needs that anymore." Time to cobble together a 47-line workaround that'll haunt your code reviews for years!

Don't You Hate It When That Happens
Javascript Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend
6 days ago 61.2K views 0 shares
Don't You Hate It When That Happens
Ah, the classic Teletubbies invasion of your codebase! The meme brilliantly shows how synchronous functions (a through e) work together in harmony, holding hands in a neat little circle. But then that one async function shows up and BOOM – suddenly your clean execution flow is replaced by an army of purple creatures taking over everything. This is basically what happens when you introduce that first async function into your previously synchronous paradise. One minute you're writing nice, predictable code where everything happens in order. The next minute you're dealing with promises, callbacks, race conditions, and wondering why your console is printing results in what seems like a completely random order. And just like Teletubbies, once async enters your codebase, it multiplies uncontrollably until your entire project is saying "Eh-oh" to debugging sanity.

The Return Of Keyboard Dyslexia
Programming Csharp C++ Typescript Javascript
14 days ago 84.9K views 0 shares
The Return Of Keyboard Dyslexia
Ah yes, the sacred programmer ritual of typing "return" correctly on the first try. Top panel: Rejecting the boring, correct "return" keyword like it's some kind of personal insult. Bottom panel: Enthusiastically embracing every possible misspelling—retrun, reunt, reutn, reutnr, erunt—like they're long-lost friends. The true mark of a senior developer isn't knowing design patterns or algorithms—it's how creatively you can butcher simple keywords while typing at 100 WPM with the confidence of someone who definitely didn't just break the entire codebase.

Authenticate The Authentication
Security Typescript Programming Backend
15 days ago 88.9K views 0 shares
Authenticate The Authentication
When your authentication system is so secure, it needs to authenticate itself before authenticating users. That method signature is the programming equivalent of saying "I'm going to need to see some ID for your ID." The poor guy trapped in authentication purgatory is every developer who's had to implement OAuth2 with refresh tokens while their PM keeps asking "why can't users just login with a password?"

Based Maintooiner
AI StackOverflow Linux Backend
1 month ago 93.5K views 0 shares
Based Maintooiner
Content ME, WHEN I WRITE A 25 LINE COMMENT EXPLAINING IN DETAIL WHAT A 4 LINE FUNCTION DOES SO FUTURE ME DOESN'T GET CONFUSED

If it works, it works. But you can never change it again.
Databases Backend
1 month ago 60.0K views 0 shares
If it works, it works. But you can never change it again. | string-memes, function-memes, date-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content if "discard" as args 0: if len(args) 2: Discards only the specified cards if specified cards are provided. Function also sets the hand post-discarding. GETS THE CARDS KEYS FROM THEIR DISPLAY NAMES BECAUSE THE USER CANNOT SEE THE KEYSIDS. DON'T TOUCH THIS. DON'T TOUCH THIS. keytuples (deckLoaded (1) ("name"), 1) for 1 in deckLoaded) DON'T TOUCH THIS. valid cardkeys ( DON'T TOUCH THIS for usersubstring in args 1:1: DON'T TOUCH THIS. tempcandidatekeys DON'T TOUCH THIS. for display name, cardkey in keytuples: DON'T TOUCH THIS. if usersubstring. lower() in displayname. lower(): DON'T TOUCH THIS. tempcandidatekeys.append (cardkey) DON'T TOUCH THIS nondupekeys DON'T TOUCH THIS. for 1 in tempcandidatekeys: DON'T TOUCH THIS. if (1 in cardhand) and (not (str(i) in valid card keys)): DON'T TOUCH THIS. nondupekeys.append (i) DON'T TOUCH THIS. if nondupekeys: DON'T TOUCH THIS. validcardkeys.append (nondupekeys 0) DON'T TOUCH THIS. DON'T TOUCH THIS. DON'T TOUCH THIS

Inverse Function Flips
Programming
1 month ago 20.9K views 0 shares
inverseFunctionFlips | function-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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This Subreddit
Programming
1 month ago 26.8K views 0 shares
thisSubreddit | function-memes, reddit-memes, subreddit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Define function signatures in definition and implementation is method signaturesin an interface Eww boilerplate that Im way too SUNNY STREET 2013 Max Garcia

Your Fun Has Been Suspended
Javascript
1 month ago 36.0K views 0 shares
yourFunHasBeenSuspended | function-memes, console-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] def myfunction printHello World async def myasyncfunction printHello World function myFunction console. logHello World I async function myAsyncFunction console.logHello World 3 fn myfunction printlnHello World b R LR A S R T St G printlnHello World b RSSO Console.WriteLineHello World async void myAsyncFunction Console.WriteLineHello World i LS LTI AR SN AT b B R T S TSSO printHello World

Lord Turing Has Forsaken Me
Testing
2 months ago 53.7K views 0 shares
lordTuringHasForsakenMe | test-memes, function-memes, unit test-memes, integration test-memes, tests-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content when vour unit tests work but the integration test that calls the exact same functions doesn't excuse me what the fuck

Java Devs Seeing Nested Functions
Java Backend
2 months ago 27.9K views 0 shares
javaDevsSeeingNestedFunctions | java-memes, devs-memes, function-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content HOLY JESUS WHAT THE F IS THAT P def say): greeting 'Hello' def display): print(greeting) return display Closure

I Want To Love Haskell But
Programming
2 months ago 43.3K views 0 shares
iWantToLoveHaskellBut | programmer-memes, program-memes, haskell-memes, function-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You need to document your The type signature libraries so new programmers can understand what the functions dol is right there!