software developer Memes

Software Engineer's Weekend Paradise

Software Engineer's Weekend Paradise
Parents: "Study hard or you'll end up like that guy!" That guy: "Shut up lady, it's Sunday and I'm a software developer." The perfect encapsulation of our industryβ€”where you can make six figures while lying on the floor of a server room drinking beer on a weekend. The ultimate revenge against everyone who told you to "sit up straight" and "apply yourself." Who's laughing now? (Still probably not us because we're debugging a production issue during our time off.)

Can You Fix My Printer?

Can You Fix My Printer?
The AUDACITY of people when they discover you work in tech! πŸ’» One second you're having a nice conversation, the next they're asking you to resurrect their ancient printer from the digital graveyard. Like, honey, I write code that makes websites pretty - I don't perform NECROMANCY on your possessed HP LaserJet from 2003! The way that doctor YEETED that clipboard is exactly how I feel when someone says "but you're good with computers" after I explain I can't fix their hardware. The emotional DAMAGE is real!

Insanity

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[text] No job is ever worth your sanity. Software Developers

Technology Is Just Atool

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[text] nasserjunior Remember..you are a Software Developer not a Rails Developer The market is reall 4 toughfcr Rails Developers Technology is just a tool A software developer should be able to use any of them as long as he knows the fundamentals No they require 5 Years experience Socanlapply to thisone dev.nasserjvnior.com

They Make You Stronger

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[text] T The Developer o SEG Y A Dont be afraid of bugs. They make you stronger. Software developers

Wow

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Content Salary 550-650 Location Dublin City Centre, Dublin, Republic of Ireland Type Contract Start ASAP UI Software Architect 101154 Desired skills: React, Angular, UI, Front End, Java Hybrid (In Ireland), 1 day per week in office 12-month contract We are teaming up with a Dublin-based client who requires a Software Architect who specialises in UI to join their growing team. ' will be joining their team as a technical leader to help define the technical direction and strategy for the existing team. If you have deep technical knowledge of React this could be a great fit for you! Requirements: 6 years' experience as a Software Developer 53 years expertise with React and Angular Strong experience with JavaScript, TypeScript, Query Strong experience in Unit Testing with Jasmine etc

Excellent

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Content FORCE SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS TO USE VIRTUAL DESKTOPS AND AUTOSWITCH IT OFF DALLY

Just Shoot

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Content Don't shoot, I'm software developer THAVE BILLION DOLLAR (DEA FOR APP, YOU CAN MAKE IT? Think Technical Shoof

Feature Enhancement

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Content PUGHLOCK BuMOCK Wheh a software developer add more features to a car

Should We Tell Him

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Content Nathan Kellert X Knows English 1y I have been working as a fake software developer by copying and pasting for 9 years. I want to learn programming properly and become a real developer. What should I do?

How Hard Could Itbe

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Content Don't shoot, I'm software developer THAVE BILLION DOLLAR (DEA FOR APP, YOU CAN MAKE UT? Shoot imgflp.com

I Choose Violence

iChooseViolence | developer-memes, software-memes, software developer-memes, stack-memes, full stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content So, what do you do for living? I'm a Full Stack Software Developer That's perfect timing! I have a problem with my printe-