Android Memes

Android: where fragmentation is a feature and OS updates are more theoretical than practical for most devices. These memes celebrate the mobile operating system that powers most of the world's smartphones while providing developers with exciting challenges like "will this work on Samsung devices from 2018?" If you've ever battled Activity lifecycle bugs, explained to iPhone users that yes, your camera actually is good now, or felt the special satisfaction of sideloading an app without Google's permission, you'll find your Material Design mates here. From the endless customization options to the occasional frustration of manufacturer skins that change everything just enough to break your app, this collection honors the platform that made mobile computing accessible to billions while ensuring developers never run out of edge cases to handle.

Douche Award Goes To...

Douche Award Goes To...
Ah, the classic Android file system mystery. Your phone proudly announces "File saved successfully" like it just cured cancer, but ask where it put the damn thing and suddenly it's giving you the silent treatment. It's like having a coworker who claims they finished the documentation but can't tell you which of the 47 shared drives it's on. Somewhere in the labyrinth of /.../, your precious PDF is waiting to be archaeologically discovered in 2037.

Shouting Stop Not Gonna Stop Me

shoutingStopNotGonnaStopMe | software-memes, web-memes, website-memes, android-memes, version-memes, apache-memes, express-memes, http-memes, ide-memes, open source-memes, language-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Cheers to the new intern at Omron:)

Cheers to the new intern at Omron:) | android-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, internet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Pull Stack Developer

pullStackDeveloper | developer-memes, code-memes, android-memes, stack-memes, internet-memes, IT-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, kde-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] EU 1212 AM L Ry 4 QU G Im a Pull Stack Developer. just pull things off the Internet and put it into my code. 713 PM 121820 Twitter for Android 26 Retweets 119 Quote Tweets 5079 Likes

War Declaration

warDeclaration | android-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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We Are Gonna Make It

weAreGonnaMakeIt | android-memes, google-memes, git-memes, github-memes, release-memes, fork-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Mira Google has released AGI. googleagi Android GPU Inspector w850 131 Stars Fork GitHub googleagi Android GPU Inspector L RN

They Know Too Much

theyKnowTooMuch | programming-memes, code-memes, android-memes, program-memes, vs code-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Jack Forge TheJackForge Whenever I see someone using anything but VS Code, I just assume they know more about programming than me. 9:06 PM 161122 Twitter for Android 119 Retweets 19 Quote Tweets 1,298 Likes

Learn To Code

learnToCode | software-memes, code-memes, android-memes, bugs-memes, bug-memes, ide-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content JackForge.x TheJackForge Learn to code and you'll never complain about bugs in software or videogames ever again. 4:24 PM: May 10, 2022 Twitter for Android

No One Asked For This

noOneAskedForThis | programmer-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, android-memes, program-memes, windows-memes, macos-memes, mac-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Your Grandma Her Cat Switch Users Windows Users rProgrammerHumor Android Users HATRED FOR Linux Users MacOs Users That Don't Even Have Access OneDrive

Robots

robots | programmer-memes, code-memes, android-memes, program-memes, cli-memes, bot-memes, robots-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Omonbude Emmanuel BUDESCODE To replace programmers with Robots, clients will have to accurately describe what they want. We're safe. 7:25 PM 20 Jul 20 Twitter for Android

Unethical Programmer Pro Tip

Unethical Programmer Pro Tip | programmer-memes, developer-memes, development-memes, android-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, bug-memes, git-memes, github-memes, devs-memes, fix-memes, overflow-memes, IT-memes, twitter-memes, framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Another Dense Developer DenseDeveloper UnethicalLifeProTip. Forget posting development questions on stackoverflow. For a faster more accurate fix, frame your question as a bug and post it on whatever frameworklib's github page your using. Devs will likely solve your issue for you for free to prove you wrong. 11:02 04 Jun 21 Twitter for Android

that is some dedication to esc :q

that is some dedication to esc :q | android-memes, node-memes, visual studio-memes, android studio-memes, ios-memes, eclipse-memes, cli-memes, ecli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MonoDevelop CRAIC Android Studios. Visual Studio Communiti TUFA NEw Pvchalin USt6ode Eclipse Noteban: Is that all you need? Yes.