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The Sword Of Lies
Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend
4 days ago 135.0K views 0 shares
The Sword Of Lies
Oh sweet merciful bytes! The blue wizard speaks the FORBIDDEN WORDS that have torn apart friendships and destroyed entire Stack Overflow threads! "HTML is a programming language" - the most SCANDALOUS statement in web development history! And just like that, our poor developer is TRAPPED in the most ancient holy war of the internet. Left? Right? There's NO ESCAPE from this syntactic purgatory! The sword of lies has claimed another victim!

The Three Horsemen Of Code Formatting
Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend
7 days ago 91.7K views 0 shares
The Three Horsemen Of Code Formatting
The eternal holy war of code formatting: spaces vs tabs vs... chaos . The first two types meticulously indent their HTML with either spaces or tabs, maintaining some semblance of sanity and structure. But that third type? They just slam everything into a single line with no breaks whatsoever, like some kind of code-writing sociopath. This is the person who submits PRs at 4:59 PM on Friday and then immediately logs off. The same monster who responds to bug reports with "works on my machine" and uses Comic Sans in their IDE. They're not coding—they're committing crimes against humanity.

It's Too Late For Me
Webdev Programming Frontend
8 days ago 108.2K views 0 shares
It's Too Late For Me
Ah, the classic tech industry paradox! Job listings demanding a decade of experience from people who've barely had time to learn how to tie their shoes. This baby's got the right idea—start cramming HTML before you can even form complete sentences. Next up on the reading list: "React for Toddlers" and "Kubernetes Before Kindergarten." The tech hiring market is so absurd that we're basically expecting fetuses to have contributed to open source projects. Should've started coding in the womb if you wanted that entry-level position!

It's Too Late For Me
Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend
9 days ago 175.8K views 0 shares
It's Too Late For Me
Ah yes, the classic tech job paradox: "Entry-level position: requires decade of experience." This baby's getting a head start on their career by diving into HTML before they can even form sentences. Next week they'll be building responsive websites, and by preschool, they'll be architecting enterprise solutions with 15 years of React experience (despite React only existing for 10). The tech industry's expectations are so reasonable that we're now forcing infants to skip crawling and go straight to coding. Cradle to keyboard pipeline is real.

The Nested Table Nightmare
Frontend Webdev Programming Debugging
9 days ago 108.2K views 0 shares
The Nested Table Nightmare
Sweet mother of recursion! This HTML structure is the digital equivalent of those Russian nesting dolls, except instead of cute wooden figures, you get tables inside tables inside tables . It's like HTML inception where a table dreams it's inside another table, which is also dreaming! 💀 And that lonely little paragraph tag just sitting there, probably questioning its life choices and wondering how it ended up in this nested nightmare. This is the kind of code that makes senior developers wake up screaming at 3 AM.

The Design Is Very Human
Frontend Webdev Javascript Programming
16 days ago 151.9K views 0 shares
The Design Is Very Human
Ah yes, the pinnacle of UX design—listing every possible phone number in a dropdown instead of using a simple text input. Because why let users type when they can enjoy the thrill of scrolling through thousands of options? Nothing says "we value your time" like forcing you to hunt for your number like it's a needle in a digital haystack. The developer probably thought: "Text fields are so 2005, let's make users earn their form submission." This is what happens when you ask the backend dev to handle the frontend for "just one quick task."

The Great Language Classification Debate
Webdev Programming Frontend
18 days ago 155.8K views 0 shares
The Great Language Classification Debate
Look at all those programming languages up there, displayed like some prestigious entomological collection. Hundreds of beetles, each with their unique syntax and quirks, pinned meticulously to the wall. And then there's HTML. Five lonely beetles at the bottom. Separated. Ostracized. The markup language that developers love to exclude from the programming language family reunion. The eternal debate continues. Is HTML a programming language? Well, if you've ever tried explaining to a client why their website looks different in Safari, you know it can certainly bug you like one.

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Strong Password Huh Question Mark
Security Webdev Programming Frontend
23 days ago 218.1K views 0 shares
Strong Password Huh Question Mark
Google asks for a strong password with letters, numbers, and symbols. User responds with HTML tags that make the word "Password" both and an . Technically, it's a mix of symbols and letters. Technically correct—the best kind of correct. Security experts are currently rocking back and forth in the corner.

Our Jobs Are Safe For Now
AI Webdev Programming Frontend
24 days ago 160.1K views 1 shares
Our Jobs Are Safe For Now
Ah yes, the terrifying AI revolution that's going to replace us all... with a locally saved HTML file. Nothing says "cutting-edge web development" quite like sending someone a file path that only works on your machine. The future of tech is clearly C:\Users\ben\Downloads\index.html — accessible to literally no one but Ben. Sleep tight, fellow developers. The robots aren't coming for our jobs until they figure out what a web server is.

It's Much Simpler On The Frontend
Backend Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend
1 month ago 177.1K views 1 shares
It's Much Simpler On The Frontend
Behold the rare sighting of a backend developer attempting to write CSS! Nothing says "I'm out of my comfort zone" quite like physically pointing at the screen as if the styles might respond to intimidation tactics. This is the equivalent of a fish trying to climb a tree – technically possible, but painful to watch. The backend dev probably spent 3 hours just trying to center a div, only to give up and mutter something about "this is why we have frontend specialists" before crawling back to the safety of their database queries and API endpoints.

Z-Index 99999: The Scream Into The CSS Void
Frontend Webdev Programming Debugging
1 month ago 191.8K views 0 shares
Z-Index 99999: The Scream Into The CSS Void
Setting z-index to 99999 is the CSS equivalent of yelling "I SAID MOVE TO THE FRONT" at your monitor. Then discovering your div is still hidden because some parent element has overflow: hidden or position: static . The browser doesn't care about your desperation or how many 9s you type. It's just silently judging your CSS troubleshooting skills.

Actually Quite Great Strong Password
Security Webdev Programming Frontend
1 month ago 158.3K views 0 shares
Actually Quite Great Strong Password
Behold, the ultimate security hack – using HTML tags as your actual password. Google says "mix letters, numbers, and symbols" and this genius just went full markup language. Technically, it does have all three requirements. The best part? Any decent security scanner would have an existential crisis trying to figure out if this is a password or just really aggressive formatting. Ten bucks says some poor backend developer is frantically patching this exploit as we speak.