The World Does Not Run On Vibes

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The tech industry's obsession with AI in a nutshell. Companies rebrand basic algorithms as "AI" while VCs throw money at anything with those two magical letters. Meanwhile, developers watching from the sidelines know it's just another overhyped technology that'll eventually join blockchain and NFTs in the graveyard of "revolutionary paradigm shifts." The corporate world can't tell the difference because they're too busy adding "AI-powered" to their pitch decks to secure that sweet, sweet funding.

Content If you have trouble understanding a programming concept try googling it First Result: Marked as duplicate question Second Result: "Did you even try Googling before asking? The first result already has the answer." Third Result: It's an eas to understand concept, just read the documentation idiot

The absolute HORROR of someone asking you to change your masterpiece! 😱 The sheer AUDACITY! Here we have Spider-Man (the experienced dev) telling his mini-me that his code is basically carved in stone tablets and brought down from Mount Sinai. "Permanent code" is the greatest myth since "temporary solutions" - it's just a dramatic way of saying "I wrote this spaghetti nightmare at 2am and I'm terrified to touch it again because THE WHOLE SYSTEM WILL COLLAPSE!" Let's be honest, we've all written that one feature where even WE don't remember how it works anymore. The boss dares to request a simple change and suddenly you're contemplating a career change to goat farming. 🐐

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Content The human brain is amazing. It functions 247 from the day we're born and only stops when you're writing code or speaking to someone attractive