The World Does Not Run On Vibes

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The World Does Not Run On Vibes

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That tiny little stick labeled "Vibe Coding" is carrying the weight of our entire digital civilization. Next time your manager says "just get it working," remember this is how we built the internet. One hacky solution at a time, held together by StackOverflow answers and caffeine. The terrifying part? It's not even exaggerating.

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