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The AUDACITY of these IDEs! You create a variable with your own two hands, your fingers still warm from typing it, and this silicon-based TRAITOR has the nerve to throw a warning that you're not using it? EXCUSE ME?! I literally just birthed this variable into existence 0.03 seconds ago! What do you want from me?! A formal introduction? A five-year plan for its usage? Should I write it a college recommendation letter too?! I'm coding at the speed of thought here—my brain is already seven functions ahead while this digital backseat driver is questioning my life choices. The compiler and I are basically in a toxic relationship at this point.

That moment when you're bored and decide to mess with your IDE settings because "how bad could it be?" Then your code mysteriously starts running in VLC instead of your compiler. Classic developer hubris. We've all been there – tweaking that one obscure setting that seemed harmless until suddenly your entire development environment collapses like a house of cards built on legacy code. Pro tip: Always backup your settings before your inner chaos gremlin takes over. Your future self will thank you when you're not frantically Googling "how to make code stop opening in media player" at 2 AM.

The mental health screening just took an unexpected turn! Using Visual Studio as your default text editor is like bringing a nuclear submarine to a fishing trip. Sure, it'll work, but the 15-minute startup time and 8GB of RAM consumption just to edit "hello.txt" might be signs of deeper issues. The family probably has a history of installing entire IDEs to change a single line of config files. Next question: "Does anyone in your family use Electron apps to check the weather?"

Ah, the classic "let me put every tech sticker on my laptop" phase that somehow never ends. That sheet is basically a developer's Tinder profile - trying to impress everyone while secretly knowing half those technologies hate each other. VSCode and Rust living peacefully next to PHP and JavaScript is like putting cats and dogs in the same tiny apartment and expecting them to share the remote. That Go mascot at the bottom is just waiting for the chaos to unfold. It's the tech equivalent of wearing both Nike and Adidas to the same gym.

The VS Code startup screen - where beginners stare in awe at a splash screen that's basically just ASCII art mountains with a logo. Meanwhile, the rest of us disabled that nonsense years ago because those 0.8 seconds could be spent contemplating our life choices. Nothing says "I'm new here" like being impressed by decorative dots.

IDE suggestion: "Consider replacing a possibly ableist word 'dummy'." Oh great, now even my code editor has opinions on political correctness. Next it'll suggest I apologize to my variables for assigning them values without consent. Just let me write terrible code in peace without the moral judgment, thanks.