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Employee Of The Month: Lava Lamp Edition
Security Networking Hardware Algorithms Math
1 day ago 62.9K views 0 shares
Employee Of The Month: Lava Lamp Edition
The peak of cryptographic security: using a wall of lava lamps as entropy source! The first panel shows a dev asking for a random number generator. The second panel proudly displays Cloudflare's actual wall of lava lamps that captures unpredictable fluid motion to generate truly random numbers. Meanwhile, the other devs are utterly unimpressed because... well, they probably expected Math.random() like normal humans. Little do they know this bizarre contraption is actually genius-level randomness engineering that powers internet security for millions of websites. Cryptography's greatest flex disguised as retro office decor.

Trump New Tariff V2 V3 Final New Final Real New Final
Javascript Programming
6 days ago 78.6K views 0 shares
Trump New Tariff V2 V3 Final New Final Real New Final
OH. MY. GOD. The world's most chaotic economic policy revealed! 😱 A function that literally sets tariffs using Math.random() * .25 ?! This is what happens when you let someone who names their files "v2_v3_Final_New_Final_Real_New_Final" write economic policy. The stock market doesn't stand a CHANCE against this random number generator from hell! Trade deals being determined by the digital equivalent of throwing darts blindfolded. I can't even! 💀

Easiest Choice In The History Of Coding
Programming Algorithms Math Testing
21 days ago 82.5K views 0 shares
Easiest Choice In The History Of Coding
When someone asks for a random seed value, there's only one correct answer in the universe: 42. No need to think, no need to generate a proper random number—just channel your inner Douglas Adams and drop that Hitchhiker's Guide reference. It's the perfect programmer inside joke that separates the seniors from the interns. The best part? It works every single time, and nobody questions it because it's literally the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. Why waste CPU cycles on true randomness when perfection already exists?

When Your Python Script Has Existential Side Effects
Python Algorithms Programming
24 days ago 106.9K views 0 shares
When Your Python Script Has Existential Side Effects
Ah, nothing like a casual Python script to help you decide between watching a movie and literally destroying the concept of God . This is peak programmer existential crisis - when you're so burnt out that your random activity generator includes both "cook a meal" and "collapse the fundamental metaphysical framework of Western civilization." The best part? It's actually valid Python syntax. After 15 years of coding, I've found that randomly generating life decisions is the only way to ensure I ever do anything besides debugging other people's garbage. Though I usually keep my cosmic destruction subroutines in a separate module. You know, for maintainability.

The AI Approval Process
AI Algorithms Programming Python
1 month ago 111.7K views 0 shares
The AI Approval Process
HONEY, THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE! 💀 The "sophisticated AI" behind health insurance claims is literally just import random and a coin flip between "deny" and "approve"?! I. AM. DECEASED. This is the technological equivalent of discovering your surgeon is actually just two raccoons in a lab coat. The absolute AUDACITY of companies claiming their "advanced algorithms" are anything more than digital dice rolls! Your life-saving medication approval? RANDOM CHANCE, BABY! 🎲

Elon Sort
Algorithms Programming Debugging Testing
1 month ago 110.7K views 0 shares
Elon Sort
The revolutionary "Elon Sort" algorithm - where chaos is a feature, not a bug! First, fire half your array elements without warning. Then rehire them when you realize you need them after all. Repeat these steps a completely arbitrary number of times, then proudly announce your array is sorted without bothering to verify. It's the perfect algorithm if your goal is maximum drama with minimum functionality. Efficiency: O(wtf).

Most Useful Letter
Backend
1 month ago 38.3K views 0 shares
mostUsefulLetter | random-memes, c-memes, internet-memes, IT-memes, bot-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content RandomThoughts uTongueTiedTyrant 6h C is a worthless letter Random Thought It makes 2 different sounds. a K sound, and an S sound. Both of which are already covered. by K. and S. (mic drop) 4 195 320 Comments thebigvsbattlesfan 4h but the internet mostly runs on C : Reply 4 12

Ah yes, "tough to break for hackers"
Programming
1 month ago 54.2K views 0 shares
Ah yes, "tough to break for hackers" | programming-memes, hacker-memes, program-memes, random-memes, password-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] g Programming Group eee X o a Ul Hasif 11 hours ago 1 generate password which is tough to break for hackers import random lowercaseabcdefghijklmnopgrstuvwxyz uppercaseABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ number0123456789 symbols8 VWO NOWULL B WN Use for lowercase uppercase number symbols 11 lengthforpass 8 12 13 password .joinrandom.sampleUsefor lenghtforpassword 14 15 printYour Generated password is 16 .a. 115 6 comments 6 shares N5 Share

Not Every Thing That Shines Is Hacking
Programming
2 months ago 34.4K views 0 shares
notEveryThingThatShinesIsHacking | programmer-memes, hacking-memes, program-memes, random-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you're a programmer and see a hacking scene in a movie He is just updating the system and installing random packages

I Even Cloned One Of Them
Linux Backend
2 months ago 37.7K views 0 shares
iEvenClonedOneOfThem | random-memes, git-memes, github-memes, fork-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IMPRESSIVE GITHUB PROFILE. YOU'RE HIRED! MEJUST FORKING RANDOM REPOS imaflip.com

Sometimes Its Headache
Programming
2 months ago 25.0K views 0 shares
sometimesItsHeadache | code-memes, random-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me: pauses and thinks about code logic copilot: RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!

Please Mom
Programming
2 months ago 25.4K views 0 shares
pleaseMom | random-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Async ( Paris Arc I) OxAsync No mom it's not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair" it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in O(1) time. It needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). I NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. Please.