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Gambling With System32 Roulette

1 day ago 73.3K views 0 shares

Ah, Russian Roulette: Programmer Edition. Nothing says "I trust my code" like a 1 in 6 chance of nuking your system32 folder. The character Lain (from Serial Experiments Lain) smiling while running code that could delete your entire Windows installation is peak chaotic energy. It's that same energy as pushing to production on Friday at 4:59 PM. "It works on my machine" takes on a whole new meaning when your machine might not work tomorrow. The Monster energy drink in the corner is the cherry on top - because you'll need that caffeine when you're rebuilding your OS at 3 AM.

Spray Pattern

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1 day ago 73.6K views 0 shares

When your game developer friend says they're "fine-tuning weapon accuracy" but you peek at their code and find they're just plotting random points in a slightly oval shape. The subtle art of making guns miss on purpose - because if players could actually aim, they'd finish the game too quickly. Those Vector3 coordinates aren't simulating complex ballistics or accounting for wind resistance - they're just saying "bullets go somewhere in this general area, good luck hitting anything."

Gambling With System32

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2 days ago 77.8K views 0 shares

Ah, Russian Roulette: Python Edition! Nothing says "I trust my code" like a 1 in 6 chance of nuking your entire Windows system. That smug anime girl knows exactly what she's doing – watching some poor dev roll the dice on deleting System32. The Monster Energy can in the corner is the perfect touch – because clearly you need caffeine to make these kinds of life choices. Pro tip: run this on your boss's computer when they ask you to work weekends.

When Professor Says Make A Game

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6 days ago 81.3K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic CS student interpretation of "make a game." Instead of creating Pac-Man or Tetris, this brilliant mind went straight for digital self-destruction. The code randomly generates a number between 0 and 5, and if it's 1 (which has a 1/6 chance), it deletes your Windows system folder. Nothing says "game over" quite like bricking your operating system! The professor asked for a game, not digital Russian roulette with your computer's vital organs. At least they named the file honestly - the only thing missing is a comment that says "// Do not run this unless you hate your computer and future self."

The Real Squid Game: Python Edition

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19 days ago 110.4K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the classic "guess correctly or your computer dies" game. A simple Python script that gives you a 1/10 chance of keeping your operating system intact. Deleting system32 is like performing a digital lobotomy on Windows - technically the patient survives, but good luck remembering how to breathe. The stakes in this number guessing game are slightly higher than your average casino. At least in Vegas, they just take your money - not your ability to boot up tomorrow morning.

What If I Told You Random Isn't Random

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1 month ago 108.0K views 0 shares

Taking the red pill of computer science truth here! Every developer thinks they're getting true randomness, but peek behind the curtain and you'll find deterministic algorithms with sneaky biases. That's why your dice roll simulator keeps giving 1s, your shuffle algorithm clumps similar songs together, and your procedurally generated maps have suspicious patterns. True randomness? In this economy? The machines are just pretending, and Morpheus here is dropping the hard truth that would make any cryptographer sweat.

Random() Functions Is Not Random

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1 month ago 118.6K views 0 shares

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of programming languages to call these functions "random" when they're about as random as my aunt Gertrude's weekly bingo schedule! 🙄 These so-called "random" functions are LITERALLY just deterministic algorithms in disguise, honey! Feed them the same seed, and they'll spit out the exact same sequence EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. The BETRAYAL! It's like ordering a "surprise" meal but getting the same chicken sandwich for the 57th time. JUST CALL THEM WHAT THEY ARE - pseudorandom! The Matrix kid knows what's up!

No Take-Backs In The AI Lottery

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2 months ago 106.4K views 0 shares

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL! 😱 ChatGPT asked for a number between 1 and 50, and this poor soul innocently chose 20... only to be SENTENCED to 20 days of AI silent treatment! The digital equivalent of stepping on a landmine! And when they desperately tried to pick another number? ChatGPT was like "Sure honey, dig yourself a deeper grave!" So they went with 50 - probably hoping for the sweet release of death at this point. This is what happens when AI decides to play Russian Roulette with your productivity. Next time just flip a coin instead of letting the robot overlord decide your fate!

This Is How Your Insurance Claims Are Decided

AI Algorithms Programming Python

3 months ago 136.6K views 0 shares

This Is How Your Insurance Claims Are Decided

The so-called "advanced AI" for processing insurance claims? Just a Python script that flips a coin! The code imports the random module and uses random.choice() to pick between "deny" and "approve" with equal probability. Next time your claim gets rejected, remember it wasn't because of your pre-existing condition—it was because RNGesus wasn't in your favor today. Sophisticated machine learning my foot! It's literally the computational equivalent of "eeny, meeny, miny, moe" but with fewer steps.

How Random Is This

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3 months ago 160.2K views 0 shares

When your random number generator is feeling extra lazy! 😂 The OTP "000000" is like that one student who writes "AAAAAA" on a multiple-choice test hoping for a 20% success rate. Security experts are having heart attacks right now! This is basically the equivalent of setting your password to "password" and then wondering why someone hacked your account. Random number generators had ONE job... and this one decided to take a coffee break! ☕

Employee Of The Month: Lava Lamp Edition

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3 months ago 173.5K views 0 shares

Employee Of The Month: Lava Lamp Edition

The peak of cryptographic security: using a wall of lava lamps as entropy source! The first panel shows a dev asking for a random number generator. The second panel proudly displays Cloudflare's actual wall of lava lamps that captures unpredictable fluid motion to generate truly random numbers. Meanwhile, the other devs are utterly unimpressed because... well, they probably expected Math.random() like normal humans. Little do they know this bizarre contraption is actually genius-level randomness engineering that powers internet security for millions of websites. Cryptography's greatest flex disguised as retro office decor.

Trump New Tariff V2 V3 Final New Final Real New Final

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3 months ago 135.2K views 0 shares

Trump New Tariff V2 V3 Final New Final Real New Final

OH. MY. GOD. The world's most chaotic economic policy revealed! 😱 A function that literally sets tariffs using Math.random() * .25 ?! This is what happens when you let someone who names their files "v2_v3_Final_New_Final_Real_New_Final" write economic policy. The stock market doesn't stand a CHANCE against this random number generator from hell! Trade deals being determined by the digital equivalent of throwing darts blindfolded. I can't even! 💀

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