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Easiest Choice In The History Of Coding
Programming Algorithms Math Testing
1 day ago 63.3K views 0 shares
Easiest Choice In The History Of Coding
When someone asks for a random seed value, there's only one correct answer in the universe: 42. No need to think, no need to generate a proper random number—just channel your inner Douglas Adams and drop that Hitchhiker's Guide reference. It's the perfect programmer inside joke that separates the seniors from the interns. The best part? It works every single time, and nobody questions it because it's literally the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. Why waste CPU cycles on true randomness when perfection already exists?

When Your Python Script Has Existential Side Effects
Python Algorithms Programming
4 days ago 89.1K views 0 shares
When Your Python Script Has Existential Side Effects
Ah, nothing like a casual Python script to help you decide between watching a movie and literally destroying the concept of God . This is peak programmer existential crisis - when you're so burnt out that your random activity generator includes both "cook a meal" and "collapse the fundamental metaphysical framework of Western civilization." The best part? It's actually valid Python syntax. After 15 years of coding, I've found that randomly generating life decisions is the only way to ensure I ever do anything besides debugging other people's garbage. Though I usually keep my cosmic destruction subroutines in a separate module. You know, for maintainability.

The AI Approval Process
AI Algorithms Programming Python
11 days ago 86.9K views 0 shares
The AI Approval Process
HONEY, THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE! 💀 The "sophisticated AI" behind health insurance claims is literally just import random and a coin flip between "deny" and "approve"?! I. AM. DECEASED. This is the technological equivalent of discovering your surgeon is actually just two raccoons in a lab coat. The absolute AUDACITY of companies claiming their "advanced algorithms" are anything more than digital dice rolls! Your life-saving medication approval? RANDOM CHANCE, BABY! 🎲

Elon Sort
Algorithms Programming Debugging Testing
13 days ago 80.4K views 0 shares
Elon Sort
The revolutionary "Elon Sort" algorithm - where chaos is a feature, not a bug! First, fire half your array elements without warning. Then rehire them when you realize you need them after all. Repeat these steps a completely arbitrary number of times, then proudly announce your array is sorted without bothering to verify. It's the perfect algorithm if your goal is maximum drama with minimum functionality. Efficiency: O(wtf).

Most Useful Letter
Backend
1 month ago 24.2K views 0 shares
mostUsefulLetter | random-memes, c-memes, internet-memes, IT-memes, bot-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content RandomThoughts uTongueTiedTyrant 6h C is a worthless letter Random Thought It makes 2 different sounds. a K sound, and an S sound. Both of which are already covered. by K. and S. (mic drop) 4 195 320 Comments thebigvsbattlesfan 4h but the internet mostly runs on C : Reply 4 12

Ah yes, "tough to break for hackers"
Programming
1 month ago 28.6K views 0 shares
Ah yes, "tough to break for hackers" | programming-memes, hacker-memes, program-memes, random-memes, password-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] g Programming Group eee X o a Ul Hasif 11 hours ago 1 generate password which is tough to break for hackers import random lowercaseabcdefghijklmnopgrstuvwxyz uppercaseABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ number0123456789 symbols8 VWO NOWULL B WN Use for lowercase uppercase number symbols 11 lengthforpass 8 12 13 password .joinrandom.sampleUsefor lenghtforpassword 14 15 printYour Generated password is 16 .a. 115 6 comments 6 shares N5 Share

Not Every Thing That Shines Is Hacking
Programming
1 month ago 21.5K views 0 shares
notEveryThingThatShinesIsHacking | programmer-memes, hacking-memes, program-memes, random-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you're a programmer and see a hacking scene in a movie He is just updating the system and installing random packages

I Even Cloned One Of Them
Linux Backend
1 month ago 17.6K views 0 shares
iEvenClonedOneOfThem | random-memes, git-memes, github-memes, fork-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IMPRESSIVE GITHUB PROFILE. YOU'RE HIRED! MEJUST FORKING RANDOM REPOS imaflip.com

Sometimes Its Headache
Programming
1 month ago 12.9K views 0 shares
sometimesItsHeadache | code-memes, random-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me: pauses and thinks about code logic copilot: RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!

Please Mom
Programming
1 month ago 13.6K views 0 shares
pleaseMom | random-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Async ( Paris Arc I) OxAsync No mom it's not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair" it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in O(1) time. It needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). I NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. Please.

Alright
Programming
1 month ago 14.0K views 0 shares
alright | random-memes, search-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Reading the docs for 30 minutes Doing random searches for 8 hours, hoping to find the same issue solved

Im The Https
Testing Frontend Backend
1 month ago 11.9K views 0 shares
imTheHttps | web-memes, website-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, random-memes, http-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you are developing a https website and testing with some random certificate Chrome: Connection is insecure yuva.krishna.memes Me: I'm not in danger. I am the danger.