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This Is How Your Insurance Claims Are Decided
AI Algorithms Programming Python
18 days ago 88.8K views 0 shares
This Is How Your Insurance Claims Are Decided
The so-called "advanced AI" for processing insurance claims? Just a Python script that flips a coin! The code imports the random module and uses random.choice() to pick between "deny" and "approve" with equal probability. Next time your claim gets rejected, remember it wasn't because of your pre-existing condition—it was because RNGesus wasn't in your favor today. Sophisticated machine learning my foot! It's literally the computational equivalent of "eeny, meeny, miny, moe" but with fewer steps.

How Random Is This
Security Algorithms Math Programming
19 days ago 121.8K views 0 shares
How Random Is This
When your random number generator is feeling extra lazy! 😂 The OTP "000000" is like that one student who writes "AAAAAA" on a multiple-choice test hoping for a 20% success rate. Security experts are having heart attacks right now! This is basically the equivalent of setting your password to "password" and then wondering why someone hacked your account. Random number generators had ONE job... and this one decided to take a coffee break! ☕

Employee Of The Month: Lava Lamp Edition
Security Networking Hardware Algorithms Math
22 days ago 107.9K views 0 shares
Employee Of The Month: Lava Lamp Edition
The peak of cryptographic security: using a wall of lava lamps as entropy source! The first panel shows a dev asking for a random number generator. The second panel proudly displays Cloudflare's actual wall of lava lamps that captures unpredictable fluid motion to generate truly random numbers. Meanwhile, the other devs are utterly unimpressed because... well, they probably expected Math.random() like normal humans. Little do they know this bizarre contraption is actually genius-level randomness engineering that powers internet security for millions of websites. Cryptography's greatest flex disguised as retro office decor.

Trump New Tariff V2 V3 Final New Final Real New Final
Javascript Programming
27 days ago 95.2K views 0 shares
Trump New Tariff V2 V3 Final New Final Real New Final
OH. MY. GOD. The world's most chaotic economic policy revealed! 😱 A function that literally sets tariffs using Math.random() * .25 ?! This is what happens when you let someone who names their files "v2_v3_Final_New_Final_Real_New_Final" write economic policy. The stock market doesn't stand a CHANCE against this random number generator from hell! Trade deals being determined by the digital equivalent of throwing darts blindfolded. I can't even! 💀

Easiest Choice In The History Of Coding
Programming Algorithms Math Testing
1 month ago 96.5K views 0 shares
Easiest Choice In The History Of Coding
When someone asks for a random seed value, there's only one correct answer in the universe: 42. No need to think, no need to generate a proper random number—just channel your inner Douglas Adams and drop that Hitchhiker's Guide reference. It's the perfect programmer inside joke that separates the seniors from the interns. The best part? It works every single time, and nobody questions it because it's literally the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. Why waste CPU cycles on true randomness when perfection already exists?

When Your Python Script Has Existential Side Effects
Python Algorithms Programming
1 month ago 120.2K views 0 shares
When Your Python Script Has Existential Side Effects
Ah, nothing like a casual Python script to help you decide between watching a movie and literally destroying the concept of God . This is peak programmer existential crisis - when you're so burnt out that your random activity generator includes both "cook a meal" and "collapse the fundamental metaphysical framework of Western civilization." The best part? It's actually valid Python syntax. After 15 years of coding, I've found that randomly generating life decisions is the only way to ensure I ever do anything besides debugging other people's garbage. Though I usually keep my cosmic destruction subroutines in a separate module. You know, for maintainability.

The AI Approval Process
AI Algorithms Programming Python
1 month ago 129.1K views 0 shares
The AI Approval Process
HONEY, THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE! 💀 The "sophisticated AI" behind health insurance claims is literally just import random and a coin flip between "deny" and "approve"?! I. AM. DECEASED. This is the technological equivalent of discovering your surgeon is actually just two raccoons in a lab coat. The absolute AUDACITY of companies claiming their "advanced algorithms" are anything more than digital dice rolls! Your life-saving medication approval? RANDOM CHANCE, BABY! 🎲

Elon Sort
Algorithms Programming Debugging Testing
1 month ago 127.0K views 0 shares
Elon Sort
The revolutionary "Elon Sort" algorithm - where chaos is a feature, not a bug! First, fire half your array elements without warning. Then rehire them when you realize you need them after all. Repeat these steps a completely arbitrary number of times, then proudly announce your array is sorted without bothering to verify. It's the perfect algorithm if your goal is maximum drama with minimum functionality. Efficiency: O(wtf).

Most Useful Letter
Backend
2 months ago 50.8K views 0 shares
mostUsefulLetter | random-memes, c-memes, internet-memes, IT-memes, bot-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content RandomThoughts uTongueTiedTyrant 6h C is a worthless letter Random Thought It makes 2 different sounds. a K sound, and an S sound. Both of which are already covered. by K. and S. (mic drop) 4 195 320 Comments thebigvsbattlesfan 4h but the internet mostly runs on C : Reply 4 12

Ah yes, "tough to break for hackers"
Programming
2 months ago 76.5K views 0 shares
Ah yes, "tough to break for hackers" | programming-memes, hacker-memes, program-memes, random-memes, password-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] g Programming Group eee X o a Ul Hasif 11 hours ago 1 generate password which is tough to break for hackers import random lowercaseabcdefghijklmnopgrstuvwxyz uppercaseABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ number0123456789 symbols8 VWO NOWULL B WN Use for lowercase uppercase number symbols 11 lengthforpass 8 12 13 password .joinrandom.sampleUsefor lenghtforpassword 14 15 printYour Generated password is 16 .a. 115 6 comments 6 shares N5 Share

Not Every Thing That Shines Is Hacking
Programming
2 months ago 46.2K views 0 shares
notEveryThingThatShinesIsHacking | programmer-memes, hacking-memes, program-memes, random-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you're a programmer and see a hacking scene in a movie He is just updating the system and installing random packages

I Even Cloned One Of Them
Linux Backend
2 months ago 55.6K views 0 shares
iEvenClonedOneOfThem | random-memes, git-memes, github-memes, fork-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IMPRESSIVE GITHUB PROFILE. YOU'RE HIRED! MEJUST FORKING RANDOM REPOS imaflip.com