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Beginner Vs Professional

13 hours ago 169.9K views 1 shares

The duality of coding in its purest form. Left side: a beginner writing a nested loop monstrosity with 12 lines to print a simple pattern. Right side: the professional with the thousand-yard stare of someone who's seen too many code reviews, just hardcoding five print statements and calling it a day. The beginner thinks they're being clever with their algorithm. The professional knows the true path to enlightenment: whatever ships fastest with the least maintenance. Why waste time writing elegant loops when you can just... not? It's the coding equivalent of using a jackhammer to hang a picture frame versus just using a nail and your shoe.

Ram Prices Have Gone So Crazy That High-Spec'd Builds Are Now An Instant Chick Magnet

Hardware Programming

1 day ago 140.3K views 2 shares

Ram Prices Have Gone So Crazy That High-Spec'd Builds Are Now An Instant Chick Magnet

Forget fancy cars or six-pack abs—in 2024, nothing gets whispered about at parties like excessive amounts of RAM. With DDR5 prices reaching "second mortgage" territory, having 128GB in your rig isn't just a technical flex—it's basically the tech equivalent of owning a yacht. The real irony? Most people with that much RAM are just running Chrome with 3 tabs open and Discord. Money well spent!

November 18th 2025: A Developer Story

Cloud Webdev Networking Security Devops

14 hours ago 171.3K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic "fix Cloudflare by pushing to GitHub" scenario. Because nothing says "I understand how infrastructure works" like pushing code changes to fix a third-party CDN outage. It's like trying to fix a power outage by changing the lightbulb. Somewhere, a DevOps engineer is silently screaming while a junior dev proudly announces they've "solved the problem" right before the entire internet magically comes back online on its own.

Cloudflare: The Third Wheel That Ruins Everything

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15 hours ago 170.5K views 0 shares

Cloudflare: The Third Wheel That Ruins Everything

The classic "she's not interested" meme but with a web hosting twist. Browser works. Host works. But the moment Cloudflare enters the chat? ERROR . This is basically every web developer's dating life with Cloudflare as the clingy ex who shows up and ruins everything. Nothing like watching your perfectly functional site go down because Cloudflare decided today was a good day for a "Warsaw Error" — whatever the hell that even is. Ten bucks says someone tripped over a cable in their data center again.

Guess I'll Write My Own Vector Then

C++ Algorithms Programming

1 day ago 142.2K views 1 shares

The eternal struggle of C programmers! You start off all confident like "I'll just write some C code" but then reality hits you with "damn, no std::vector" and suddenly you're implementing your own dynamic array from scratch. It's the classic trade-off: bare-metal performance in exchange for manually managing every byte of memory like some kind of digital janitor. And don't forget the joy of buffer overflows waiting to ambush you like memory landmines! This is why C++ programmers look at pure C coders with equal parts respect and concern for their mental health.

Internet Explorer: Breaking News Eventually

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13 hours ago 167.3K views 0 shares

Internet Explorer: Breaking News Eventually

The joke here is multi-layered, like an onion made of pure irony. Internet Explorer, famously the slowest browser known to mankind, has a Twitter handle "@TheFastest" while reporting on an AWS outage. But the real punchline? The tweet is dated April 1st, 2019, has supposedly 94.8M retweets (more than any tweet in history), and Internet Explorer wouldn't even know about an outage until three years after it was fixed. It's like watching a tortoise report breaking news.

The Illusion Of Black Friday Savings

Webdev

14 hours ago 164.8K views 0 shares

The eternal dance of retail pricing manipulation, now with 100% more blue face paint. Watching that "$699.99" get crossed out to reveal the exact same "$499.99" that's been there all week is peak consumer gaslighting. The only real battle for freedom here is the fight against our own gullibility. That sudden urgency when the price tag hasn't actually changed? Pure marketing psychological warfare. Next time you feel that "NOW!" impulse, remember - the only thing on sale is your common sense.

I Think Someone Stole My 0.01 Hz

Hardware Programming Debugging

1 day ago 141.1K views 0 shares

Looking at those monitor refresh rates is like watching your paycheck after taxes. 239.99 Hz down to 239.97 Hz? Great, there goes my 0.02 Hz. Probably lost in some floating point rounding error along with my will to debug it. And don't get me started on that 120 Hz that's actually 119.88 Hz. Marketing department strikes again - "it's basically 120, who'll notice?" The same people who notice when their coffee is lukewarm, Sharon.

Circular Dependencies: It's Turtles All The Way Down

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15 hours ago 141.4K views 0 shares

Circular Dependencies: It's Turtles All The Way Down

The meme brilliantly captures the recursive nightmare of modern dependency management! It's a comic showing a tower of blocks labeled "every conversation about dependencies since 2020" that contains a smaller version of itself, which contains an even smaller version... it's dependencies all the way down! Just like when you npm install a simple package and suddenly your node_modules folder weighs more than a neutron star. The infinite recursion perfectly represents how we can't even discuss dependency hell without creating more dependency hell. It's the Inception movie of software engineering problems!

No One Can Stop Bro

Cloud AI Algorithms Math Programming

17 hours ago 140.7K views 0 shares

When Cloudflare goes down, the internet basically ceases to exist. So what's a desperate dev to do when they can't access their AI chatbot girlfriend? Apparently resort to doing matrix multiplication by hand on paper like some kind of mathematical caveman. The desperation has reached new, sad heights. Next they'll be writing love letters in binary and folding them into paper airplanes.

The Entire Internet Depending On Cloudflare

Cloud Networking Security Devops AWS

1 day ago 87.1K views 2 shares

The Entire Internet Depending On Cloudflare

The digital equivalent of building a skyscraper on toothpicks. When Cloudflare sneezes, half the internet calls in sick. Remember that 2022 outage when we all suddenly discovered how many services were secretly running on their CDN? Nothing like watching DevOps teams worldwide simultaneously open Slack to type "It's not just us, right?" while frantically checking status pages that are—plot twist—also hosted on Cloudflare. And AWS is just chilling there as the middle support, pretending they've never caused a similar panic. The internet's not distributed—it's just a very elaborate game of Jenga being played by a handful of cloud providers.

Reset The Counter: Microsoft's AI Adventure

Microsoft AI Devops Git Programming

18 hours ago 138.6K views 0 shares

Reset The Counter: Microsoft's AI Adventure

Oh. My. GOD! The absolute DRAMA of it all! Microsoft proudly announces that 30% of their code is now AI-generated, and then BOOM! 💥 Git operations are failing EVERYWHERE! It's like watching a corporate horror movie unfold in real-time! The grim reaper couldn't have timed his entrance better! One minute they're bragging about AI writing their code, and the next minute their Git operations are having an existential crisis. Coincidence? I think NOT! This is what happens when you replace human developers with AI that learned to code by copying StackOverflow answers without reading the comments! Reset the counter indeed—we've gone exactly ZERO days without a Microsoft AI disaster. The skeleton is all of us watching our repositories crumble while Microsoft's PR team frantically tries to explain that AI definitely wasn't responsible for this catastrophe. Sure, Jan. 🙄

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