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When Google CLI Thinks Out Loud

1 day ago 200.7K views 0 shares

Someone asked Google's AI-powered CLI if it's a serious coding tool or just vaporware after Antigravity's release. The CLI decided to answer by... narrating its entire thought process like a nervous student explaining their homework. "I'm ready. I will send the response. I'm done. I will not verify worker/core.py as it's likely standard." Buddy, we asked a yes/no question, not for your internal monologue. This is what happens when you give an LLM a command line interface—it turns into that coworker who shares every single brain cell firing in the Slack channel. The best part? After all that verbose self-narration ("I will stop thinking. I'm ready. I will respond."), it probably still didn't answer the actual question. Classic AI move: maximum tokens, minimum clarity. This is basically Google's version of "show your work" but the AI took it way too literally. Maybe next update they'll add a --shut-up-and-just-do-it flag.

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Programming StackOverflow Debugging

1 day ago 191.8K views 0 shares

The holy trinity of modern programming education: some random subreddit where people argue about semicolons, an Indian guy on YouTube who explains in 10 minutes what your professor couldn't in 3 months, and Stack Overflow where you copy-paste code you don't understand but somehow works. Meanwhile, school is sitting in the corner getting absolutely ignored, which is honestly the most realistic part of this whole setup. The "pressing random buttons on my keyboard" is just *chef's kiss* because let's be real, that's 40% of debugging. Change one character, recompile, pray to the coding gods, repeat. School's betrayed face in the second panel? That's what happens when you realize your $50k CS degree is getting outperformed by free YouTube tutorials and strangers on the internet roasting each other in comment sections.

Saw This Major Monitor Post And Thought My Setup Deserves An Extra Spot

Hardware Programming

1 day ago 191.2K views 0 shares

Saw This Major Monitor Post And Thought My Setup Deserves An Extra Spot

When you're working on a serious project and decide that three monitors just isn't enough screen real estate. Left monitor: the serious work version. Middle monitor: the "let me zoom in and pretend I'm being productive" version. Right monitor: when your code finally compiles and you've lost your damn mind. The progression from intimidating dragon to derpy dragon with googly eyes and its tongue out is basically the journey every developer goes through during a coding session. You start off fierce and focused, then by hour 6 you're just happy to be alive and your brain has turned to mush. Also, respect for actually using all that screen space instead of just having Stack Overflow tabs open on two of them like the rest of us.

Where You All Solo Devs At Show Yourselfs

Gamedev Programming

1 day ago 189.6K views 0 shares

Where You All Solo Devs At Show Yourselfs

Solo devs out here built different. While AAA studios have hundreds of employees arguing about sprint velocity and small teams are stressed about who's handling the UI, solo devs are literally one-person armies doing everything from coding to art to sound design to marketing to customer support. They're the programmer, the designer, the QA tester, the DevOps engineer, AND the coffee machine repairman. You're not just wearing multiple hats—you ARE the entire wardrobe. Every bug is your fault, every feature is your triumph, and every 2 AM debugging session is your personal hell. But hey, at least you don't have to sit through standup meetings or explain your code to anyone. The ultimate freedom comes with ultimate responsibility, and apparently, ultimate muscle mass.

Old News But Made A Meme

Hardware

1 day ago 184.1K views 0 shares

NVIDIA really said "you know what, let's bring back the 3060" ten days after discontinuing the 5070 Ti. The 3060 got resurrected while the 5070 Ti is getting a proper burial. Talk about product lineup chaos. The funeral meme format captures it perfectly—someone's mourning the RTX 5070 Ti that barely had a chance to exist in production, while casually presenting the RTX 3060 like it's the guest of honor at its own wake. Nothing says "strategic product planning" quite like killing off your new card and zombie-walking your old budget king back into the lineup. GPU manufacturers and their discontinuation schedules remain undefeated in creating confusion. At least the 3060 gets another lap around the track.

What Was Your First Project?

Gamedev Unity Programming

1 day ago 182.6K views 0 shares

Every aspiring game dev starts with "I'm just gonna make a simple platformer" and somehow ends up planning a massively multiplayer open-world FPS with crafting mechanics, procedural generation, ray-traced graphics, and a blockchain economy. Then reality hits harder than a null pointer exception. The emo Spider-Man sitting in the rain captures that exact moment when you realize your first game won't be the next GTA meets Minecraft meets Cyberpunk. Instead, you'll be lucky if you can get a cube to move without clipping through the floor. The ambition-to-skill ratio is truly unmatched in the gamedev world. Pro tip: Start with Pong. Then maybe Snake. Then we'll talk about your ultrarealistic MMO.

Project Managers Starting This Week

Agile Programming

1 day ago 181.2K views 0 shares

That blissful two-week period where your Slack was quiet and your calendar was empty? Yeah, that's over. PMs are back from their holiday hibernation with a vengeance, armed with "new year, new priorities" energy and a backlog of ideas they had while sipping eggnog. The "circle back" season has officially begun. You know what that means: daily standups that could've been emails, sprint planning meetings about planning meetings, and the inevitable "quick sync" that derails your entire afternoon. They've had weeks to think about all the features they want to cram into Q1, and they're ready to make it your problem. Hope you enjoyed pushing code without interruptions while it lasted, because now it's time to explain why that "simple change" they want will actually require refactoring half the codebase.

Another Day Another Outage

Git Devops Programming Cloud

1 day ago 154.0K views 1 shares

The perfect alibi. Your manager wants you to work, but GitHub is down, which means you literally cannot push code, pull requests are impossible, and your entire CI/CD pipeline is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. The boss storms in demanding productivity, and you just casually deflect with "Github down" like it's a get-out-of-jail-free card. Manager immediately backs off with "OH. CARRY ON." because even they know that without GitHub, the entire dev team is basically on paid vacation. It's the one excuse that requires zero explanation. No need to justify why you're not coding—everyone in tech knows that when GitHub goes down, the modern software development ecosystem grinds to a halt. You could be working on local branches, sure, but let's be real: nobody's doing that. We're all just refreshing the GitHub status page and browsing Reddit until the green checkmarks return.

I Made This Calculator App When I Was 10. I Thought It Would Be Really Cool To Eval() Unsanitized Code

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13 hours ago 177.4K views 0 shares

I Made This Calculator App When I Was 10. I Thought It Would Be Really Cool To Eval() Unsanitized Code

When 10-year-old you discovered eval() and thought "this is the most elegant solution ever invented" without realizing you just created a remote code execution playground. The input field literally says alert("hi") and the app helpfully executed it, producing some cursed negative number as output. The error message is peak comedy: "If it is not working, you might have typed something bad and the app doesn't want to take the input" – translation: "I have no idea what's happening under the hood and I'm blaming YOU for it." Classic junior dev energy. Using eval() on user input is basically handing attackers the keys to your kingdom and saying "please be nice." It's the security equivalent of leaving your front door open with a sign that says "robbers welcome, valuables upstairs." But hey, at least they learned this lesson early before deploying it to production... right?

Not A 5090 But Thanks Mom

Hardware AI Gamedev

12 hours ago 174.9K views 0 shares

When you ask for the latest gaming GPU but mom comes through with a $10,000 professional workstation card instead. The RTX 6000 is literally more expensive and powerful than the 5090, but gamers gonna game and nothing else matters. It's like asking for a sports car and getting a Lamborghini tractor—technically superior engineering, but where's the street cred? The Blackwell architecture RTX 6000 is an absolute beast for AI training, 3D rendering, and professional workloads, but you can't exactly flex it in your Discord gaming setup channel. Mom basically handed you the keys to a data center and you're upset you can't run Cyberpunk at 500fps.

Can't Find Happiness In Log N

Algorithms Math Programming

1 day ago 172.3K views 0 shares

When you try to optimize your life with computer science algorithms but reality hits different. Binary search requires your life to be sorted first—you know, organized, stable, having your stuff together. Spoiler alert: most of us are living in O(n²) chaos. The brutal honesty here is *chef's kiss*. You can't just slap efficient algorithms onto a messy existence and expect miracles. It's like trying to use a hash map when your keys are all undefined. The monkey's deadpan delivery of "your life isn't sorted" is the kind of existential debugging message nobody wants to see but everyone needs to hear. Pro tip: Before implementing any O(log n) life improvements, make sure to run a quick isSorted() check on your existence. Otherwise you're just gonna get undefined behavior and segfaults in your happiness.

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Programming Webdev C++ Python Java

13 hours ago 172.1K views 0 shares

So Markdown just casually went from "barely registering on the chart" to "I'm about to end Python's whole career" in like 2 years? Someone's clearly been feeding their README files steroids. The graph shows Markdown's popularity shooting up at a near-vertical angle around 2022, threatening to overtake every actual programming language on the chart. Plot twist: Markdown isn't even a programming language. It's a markup language. That's like saying Microsoft Word is competing with C++ because people write documentation in it. But hey, according to PYPL (PopularitY of Programming Language), apparently writing **bold text** and # headers now qualifies you as a software engineer. The real question: Did someone accidentally include every GitHub README, Stack Overflow post, and Discord message in their dataset? Because that's the only way this makes sense. Next year's chart will probably show HTML as the "hottest new programming language" with SQL making a surprise comeback as "the future of coding."

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