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More Like Memory Drain

1 day ago 178.0K views 1 shares

Oh sure, Apple devs, tell me again how it's just a "small memory leak in edge cases." Meanwhile, Calculator is out here PAUSED and still consuming 90.17 GB of RAM like it's trying to calculate the exact number of ways I've been betrayed by my IDE. IntelliJ IDEA is also paused and casually munching on 4.86 GB because apparently even when it's sleeping, it dreams in memory consumption. Docker Desktop? A modest 2.67 GB. PyCharm? Another 2 GB. Clock app using 82 MB just to... tell time? The real tragedy here is that your entire system is having a full-blown existential crisis, throwing up a "Force Quit Applications" dialog like a white flag of surrender. When opening your browser history tab counts as an "edge case" that brings your Mac to its knees, maybe—JUST MAYBE—it's not so small after all. But sure, keep gaslighting us about those "edge cases" while our machines literally run out of memory just existing.

Programmers Are No Longer Needed!

AI Webdev Programming

1 day ago 189.8K views 0 shares

Every decade brings a new "revolutionary" way to make developers obsolete, yet here we are, still debugging at 3 AM. Visual Programming in the '90s promised drag-and-drop salvation, MDA in the 2000s swore models would auto-generate everything, No-Code platforms in the 2010s claimed anyone could build apps without writing a line. Now we've got "Vibe-Code" where you just describe what you want and AI does the heavy lifting. Spoiler alert: someone still needs to fix it when the AI hallucinates a database schema or generates a sorting algorithm that runs in O(n!). The pattern is clear—each generation thinks they've cracked the code to eliminate coding itself. Meanwhile, programmers keep getting paid to clean up the mess these "solutions" create. Job security through eternal optimism, baby.

I'm A DevOps Engineer And This Is Deep

Devops Git Kubernetes Docker Debugging

1 day ago 181.0K views 0 shares

The DevOps pipeline journey: where you fail spectacularly through eight different stages before finally achieving a single successful deploy, only to immediately break something else and start the whole catastrophic cycle again. It's like watching someone walk through a minefield, step on every single mine, get blown back to the start, and then somehow stumble through successfully on pure luck and desperation. That top line of red X's? That's your Monday morning after someone pushed to production on Friday at 4:59 PM. The middle line? Tuesday's "quick fix" that somehow made things worse. And that beautiful bottom line of green checkmarks? That's Wednesday at 3 AM when you've finally fixed everything and your CI/CD pipeline is greener than your energy drink-fueled hallucinations. The real tragedy is that one red X on the bottom line—that's the single test that passes locally but fails in production because "it works on my machine" is the DevOps equivalent of "thoughts and prayers."

Grabs Popcorn..

Hardware AI Gamedev

1 day ago 176.7K views 0 shares

So Micron just ditched the consumer RAM market to chase AI money, and somewhere in Valve HQ, Gabe Newell is nervously sweating because they just announced the Steam Machine reboot for 2026. You know, that living room PC console thing that flopped harder than a null pointer exception back in 2015? The timing couldn't be worse. RAM prices are about to skyrocket because everyone and their grandma is building AI datacenters, and Valve just committed to shipping hardware that needs... you guessed it... memory. It's like announcing a new car model right as the world runs out of tires. The dog sitting in the burning room perfectly captures Valve's situation - they're watching the memory market implode while pretending everything's fine with their Steam Machine 2.0 plans. Someone's getting fired, or at least they would if Valve had a traditional management structure.

Just Use Bacon Run

Rust Webdev Javascript Testing

1 day ago 175.6K views 0 shares

So cargo watch gets deprecated in Rust and the replacement is bacon . Cool, fine, whatever. But then someone tries to use it with Bun (the JavaScript runtime that's trying to replace Node) and their gherkin—sorry, I mean gerkin , the Cucumber testing framework—starts throwing a fit. The beautiful chaos here is watching someone try to mix Rust tooling with JavaScript tooling while running Chai tests in a runtime that's basically speedrunning the "move fast and break things" philosophy. It's like ordering a bacon cheeseburger but the restaurant gives you a fish sandwich and your pickle is filing a complaint. Welcome to 2024, where we have so many tools that even their names sound like breakfast items and nobody knows what works with what anymore. Just wait until someone tries to run this with Deno and a side of Toast.

Linux Users When Penguin

Linux Programming

1 day ago 169.2K views 0 shares

Linux users have an unhealthy obsession with Tux, the penguin mascot. Spot a penguin at the zoo? That's basically a Linux installation. Penguin on a nature documentary? Time to tell everyone about your Arch setup. Penguin emoji? Better drop a "btw I use Linux" in the chat. The meme captures that moment of pure excitement when Linux enthusiasts see their spirit animal in the wild, like they've just discovered a rare Easter egg in real life. It's the same energy as spotting a celebrity, except the celebrity is a flightless bird that represents your entire personality.

Welcome To 2021 - But This Time, It's The RAM

Hardware

1 day ago 168.9K views 0 shares

Welcome To 2021 - But This Time, It's The RAM

Ah yes, the classic "I bought hardware at literally the worst possible time" experience. Crucial (the RAM manufacturer) getting absolutely obliterated while the guy who bought RAM in September 2025 watches in horror. Because nothing says "excellent timing" like purchasing components right before they either drop in price by 60%, get discontinued, or the entire market implodes. The real kicker? You know this person was probably thinking "finally, RAM prices are reasonable" before clicking that buy button. Spoiler alert: they weren't. They never are when you need them.

Best Program Ever

Microsoft Windows

1 day ago 166.5K views 0 shares

The "Unhated Microsoft Software Annual Meeting" sign pointing to MS Paint is absolutely savage. While Teams crashes mid-presentation, Edge begs you not to switch browsers, and Clippy haunts your nightmares, Paint just... exists. Peacefully. Doing exactly what it's supposed to do since 1985. It's the one Microsoft product that never tried to be smart, never forced updates that broke everything, and never asked for your opinion on anything. Just a simple bitmap editor that loads instantly and lets you draw red circles on screenshots like nature intended. The bar is literally on the floor, and somehow Paint is the only one that didn't trip over it.

You Are Absolutely Right

AI Security Devops Windows Programming

1 day ago 137.9K views 1 shares

Picture a developer who just watched an AI confidently suggest rm -rf / as a "cleanup solution" but with the C drive on Windows. The kind of coder who says "you know what, maybe AI should handle all our infrastructure" while simultaneously watching it commit digital genocide on an entire operating system. The face says it all: equal parts horror, fascination, and the dawning realization that maybe we should've added some guardrails before giving AI sudo access to existence. Some sins require more than an apology—they require a time machine and a better backup strategy.

#Stop AI

AI Programming

12 hours ago 161.8K views 0 shares

The eternal struggle between productivity and procrastination has found its champion. Someone out there is genuinely concerned that if we keep letting AI write our code, debug our apps, and generate our boilerplate, we won't have enough time left in the day to ignore our actual work and play video games instead. Because nothing says "efficient workflow" like spending 6 hours optimizing your build pipeline so you can save 30 seconds, then immediately losing those gains to "just one more round" of whatever game is currently destroying your sleep schedule. The real fear isn't AI taking our jobs—it's AI making us so productive that we'll have no excuse left for why we didn't finish that side project we've been talking about for three years.

Stop Naming Services After Marvel Characters

Backend Webdev Devops Programming

10 hours ago 134.8K views 1 shares

Stop Naming Services After Marvel Characters

Finally! Freedom to name your microservice whatever your heart desires! No more boring "user-authentication-service" or "payment-processor-api"—nope, we're going FULL CREATIVE MODE. And what better way to exercise this newfound liberty than naming it after a disabled piglet with a wheelchair? Because nothing screams "professional enterprise architecture" quite like explaining to your CTO that the authentication service is called Chris P. Bacon. The beauty here is the sheer commitment to the bit. Your manager gives you carte blanche on naming conventions, thinking you'll choose something sensible and descriptive. Instead, you've immortalized a piglet from Clermont, Florida in your company's infrastructure. Now every standup meeting includes the phrase "Chris P. Bacon is down" and nobody can keep a straight face. The on-call rotation just got 1000% more entertaining. Bonus points: when new developers join and have to read documentation that casually references Chris P. Bacon handling critical business logic. They'll spend their first week wondering if they joined a tech company or a petting zoo.

Thanks Valve !

AI Gamedev

11 hours ago 159.5K views 0 shares

Valve really said "sure, flood our platform with AI slop" and then immediately added a scarlet letter system so everyone knows exactly what they're downloading. It's like opening a landfill and then handing out hazmat suits at the entrance. The crowd goes from cheering to celebrating even harder because now they can avoid the AI garbage with surgical precision. Honestly, it's a genius move—let the AI bros cook their procedurally generated asset flips while giving actual humans the ability to filter them out like spam emails. The free market, but with warning labels.

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