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The five stages of debugging condensed into one t-shirt. You start with pure hatred, questioning every life choice that led you to this career. Then you hate it even more as you realize the bug is probably something stupid. Then—plot twist—your code actually compiles and runs without segfaulting. Suddenly you're a genius, dopamine floods your brain, and you love programming again. But here's the kicker: despite that brief moment of euphoria when things work, the underlying relationship with programming remains... complicated. It's like a toxic relationship where one successful deployment makes you forget the 47 merge conflicts and the production bug that woke you up at 2 AM last Tuesday. The shirt perfectly captures that developer bipolar disorder where you oscillate between "I should've been a carpenter" and "I am a code wizard" within the same hour. The title nails it—even after the high of success, the baseline emotion is still despise. We're all just Stockholm syndrome survivors at this point.

You know that special feeling when your "Helpful Assistant" (read: AI code reviewer or overly enthusiastic senior dev) starts a code review with the energy of a disappointed parent? That opening line hits different: "Oh boy – looking at your code, there are so many problems left and right on so many levels." But here's the kicker – it's YOUR code. The same code you were just defending in Slack 30 seconds ago like it was your firstborn child. The same code you thought was pretty elegant when you hit that commit button. Now you're sitting there, gripping your desk, trying to remember that you're a professional while your inner monologue screams in existential horror. The "problems on so many levels" part is particularly brutal because it implies architectural sins, not just a missing semicolon. We're talking about nested if-statements 7 layers deep, functions that do 15 different things, and variable names like "data2_final_ACTUAL_v3". The kind of stuff that makes you question your entire career path.