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What Was The Actual Dumbest Thing You Did To Your PC

1 day ago 195.4K views 0 shares

So you tried to create a new account and used the same password as your existing account? Congratulations, you just discovered the most efficient way to lock yourself out of your own PC. The Mona Lisa reaction perfectly captures that moment when your brain realizes it outsmarted itself. Nothing says "professional IT person" quite like being defeated by your own password reuse strategy. The best part? You probably have this password written down somewhere, but good luck finding it now.

Un-Natural Disasters

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1 day ago 192.7K views 0 shares

The corporate response cycle in its purest form. Server room floods, everyone panics, forms a committee to discuss root causes, writes up a beautiful "lessons learned" document with all the right buzzwords, then promptly ignores the actual fix because... well, committees don't fix roofs, do they? Notice how "Fix roof?" is crossed out at the bottom of that email. That's not a bug, that's a feature of enterprise culture. Why solve the actual problem when you can have endless retrospectives about it instead? By the time they schedule "Server Room Flood Retrospective #4," the poor guy is literally standing in water again. The real disaster isn't the flood—it's the organizational paralysis that treats symptoms while the bucket keeps overflowing. At least the documentation is getting better though, right?

What Do You Guys Even Do

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1 day ago 184.4K views 0 shares

The universal app store changelog. Every single update: "Bug fixes and improvements." Yeah, but which bugs? What improvements? Did you fix that crash that's been haunting me for three months or did someone just adjust a button's padding by 2 pixels? It's the developer equivalent of "I don't want to talk about it." Could be a critical security patch. Could be they changed the shade of blue in the settings menu. You'll never know. The changelog has spoken, and it has chosen violence through vagueness. Bonus points to Yahoo Finance for at least pretending to be specific with "several bug fixes" instead of just "bug fixes." Wow, several . That's practically a novel compared to the others.

Never Skip Jira Day

Agile Programming

1 day ago 184.1K views 0 shares

The beautiful lifecycle of a software developer: wake up, crush some code, close tickets, repeat. This skeleton is literally powered by the dopamine rush of dragging those Jira cards from "In Progress" to "Done." It's like a twisted fitness routine where instead of leg day, you've got ticket-closing day, and your gains are measured in story points instead of muscle mass. The real workout here is maintaining the discipline to actually update your tickets instead of just shipping code and ghosting your project manager. Some devs can bench press 300 pounds but can't lift a single ticket into the done column without being asked three times in standup. This skeleton clearly has its priorities straight—those quads are built purely from the repetitive motion of ticket management. Pro tip: If you're not getting swole from ticket velocity, you're doing agile wrong.

We All Dreamed About Making Our Own OS At Some Point…

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1 day ago 184.9K views 0 shares

We All Dreamed About Making Our Own OS At Some Point…

The kid asks Santa for an OS built with HTML, and Santa's about to yeet them out the window. Classic misunderstanding of what an operating system actually is versus what HTML does. HTML is a markup language for structuring web content—it literally just tells browsers "hey, this is a heading, this is a paragraph, make this text bold." You can't build an OS with it any more than you could build a car engine out of Post-it notes. Building a real OS requires low-level languages like C, C++, or Rust, direct hardware interaction, memory management, process scheduling, and a whole lot of kernel-level wizardry. Meanwhile HTML is just sitting there like "I can make a div with rounded corners!" The gap between these two concepts is so vast that Santa's violent reaction is completely justified. Fun fact: Electron apps basically do wrap HTML/CSS/JS in what feels like a mini-OS footprint (looking at you, Slack and Discord eating 2GB of RAM), but that's still running on top of an actual operating system doing the heavy lifting.

Let's Put AI Everywhere And Call It A Company

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1 day ago 181.3K views 0 shares

Let's Put AI Everywhere And Call It A Company

Microsoft's naming strategy in 2024: take your existing products, slap "Copilot" or "AI" on everything, and pretend you invented something revolutionary. Word becomes "Wordslop," Excel turns into "Exslop," and my personal favorite—Teams is now just "Recycle Bin" because let's be honest, that's where all productivity goes to die anyway. The real genius move here is "Power Slop Intelligence"—because why have Power BI when you can have a product name that sounds like what comes out after a bad algorithm eats too much training data? SharePoint becoming "Slop Point" is just truth in advertising at this point. Nothing says "we're out of ideas" quite like adding AI to products that have worked fine for decades and charging enterprise customers an extra $30/month per seat for features that hallucinate your quarterly reports. But hey, at least the VCs are happy.

Iterator, Jterator, Kterator...

Programming Algorithms

23 hours ago 180.9K views 0 shares

You know you've hit peak laziness when you're nesting loops and your variable names become a countdown to despair: i , j , k ... and then suddenly you're reaching for l and questioning every life choice that brought you to this moment. But here's the real kicker—instead of just using those single letters like a normal person, someone decided to get fancy and call them "jterator" and "kterator" because apparently j wasn't descriptive enough. It's like putting a bow tie on a dumpster fire. If you're three loops deep, you're either working with matrices, doing some cursed algorithm nobody should touch, or you've architectured yourself into a corner. Either way, that code review is gonna be spicy.

Closing Programs

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1 day ago 178.1K views 0 shares

Windows politely asks programs to close, waits for them to save their work, and gently guides them to termination. Meanwhile, Linux just straight up executes them with kill -9 and doesn't lose a second of sleep over it. The Firefox icon getting yeeted into oblivion while the Linux penguin stands there armed and dangerous is chef's kiss. No "Do you want to save changes?" dialog boxes here—just pure, unapologetic process termination. Windows is the helicopter parent of operating systems, Linux is the drill sergeant who doesn't negotiate with frozen processes.

We All Know It Is

Git Programming Debugging

1 day ago 177.8K views 0 shares

When you're vibing with terrible code quality, writing nested callbacks six levels deep, zero error handling, and variable names like "x1" and "temp2"... and suddenly your commit counter hits 3251. Nothing says "professional software engineer" quite like watching your crime against computer science get immortalized in git history. The code may be garbage, but hey, at least you're consistently producing garbage. That's what they call velocity in Agile, right?

What Was The Craziest "If It Works, Don't Touch It" Projects Of Your Life

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What Was The Craziest "If It Works, Don't Touch It" Projects Of Your Life

You know that legacy codebase held together by duct tape, prayers, and a single try-catch block? Yeah, this is its physical manifestation. Someone's got a VGA-to-PS/2 adapter chained to what looks like a USB converter, all dangling precariously from the back of a machine that's probably running critical production systems. The "there is always a WAY" caption captures that beautiful moment when you realize your Frankenstein solution actually works, and now you're too terrified to touch it. Nobody knows why it works. Nobody WANTS to know. The documentation is just a sticky note that says "DON'T UNPLUG." It's been running for 847 days straight. The company's entire billing system depends on it. And if you breathe on it wrong, the whole thing collapses like a poorly written recursive function without a base case.

Oh Man I Can't Believe You Figured It Out

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1 day ago 171.8K views 0 shares

Oh Man I Can't Believe You Figured It Out

A Dell executive just publicly admitted that AI confuses consumers more than it helps them, and the tech world is reacting with the shock of someone discovering water is wet. The Good Place meme format is *chef's kiss* here—the disbelief that a major tech company would actually acknowledge what everyone already knows is palpable. It's like watching a corporation accidentally tell the truth at a press conference. Turns out slapping "AI-powered" on every product doesn't magically make people understand why their laptop needs machine learning to adjust screen brightness. Who could've seen that coming? Oh right, literally everyone except marketing departments. Dell out here doing the impossible: being honest about tech hype in 2024. Someone check if hell froze over.

Google Drive

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1 day ago 171.5K views 0 shares

Using Google Drive as version control? That's like using a butter knife for surgery—technically possible, but everyone watching knows something's gone horribly wrong. The sheer horror on that face says it all. Meanwhile, Git is sitting in the corner crying, wondering where it all went wrong after decades of being the industry standard. Sure, Google Drive has "version history," but let's be real—scrolling through "Code_final_FINAL_v2_actually_final.py" isn't exactly the same as proper branching and merging. But hey, at least it's better than the person who answers "my laptop" with no backups.

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