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Someone just asked the forbidden question that would make every compiler engineer have an existential crisis. If compilers turn Python into machine code, and LLMs turn English into Python, why not just... skip the middleman and write everything in assembly? Or better yet, binary? The logic is technically sound but hilariously misses the entire point of abstraction layers. Sure, we could all write in assembly, just like we could all hunt our own food and make fire with sticks. But some of us have deadlines, sanity to preserve, and a deep appreciation for not manually managing registers for a simple "Hello World." High-level languages exist because humans are terrible at thinking like machines, and machines are terrible at understanding human intent. The whole point is to let each layer do what it's good at. Otherwise, we'd still be toggling switches on punch cards while debugging segfaults in our sleep.

You know you've achieved peak engineering when your code-to-comment ratio is inverted and you're sprinkling emojis like they're syntactic sugar. The interviewer's trying to figure out if you're a genius documenting every breath the code takes or if you just couldn't decide what the function actually does so you left a trail of 🤔💭🚀 instead. Nothing screams "production-ready" quite like: // 🔥 this might break idk // TODO: fix later (narrator: it was never fixed) function doTheThing() { ... } The sweating intensifies as they realize your "documentation" is essentially a diary entry with more feelings than facts. But hey, at least future you will know you were confused AND whimsical when you wrote it.

The holy trinity of modern programming education: some random subreddit where people argue about semicolons, an Indian guy on YouTube who explains in 10 minutes what your professor couldn't in 3 months, and Stack Overflow where you copy-paste code you don't understand but somehow works. Meanwhile, school is sitting in the corner getting absolutely ignored, which is honestly the most realistic part of this whole setup. The "pressing random buttons on my keyboard" is just *chef's kiss* because let's be real, that's 40% of debugging. Change one character, recompile, pray to the coding gods, repeat. School's betrayed face in the second panel? That's what happens when you realize your $50k CS degree is getting outperformed by free YouTube tutorials and strangers on the internet roasting each other in comment sections.