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Dennis Ritchie invented C in 1972. Anders Hejlsberg invented C# in 2000. Now some random guy with a webcam and a dream invented "C~slop" in 2026. The natural evolution of programming languages, really. From foundational systems programming to enterprise-friendly managed code to... whatever AI-generated fever dream we're about to endure. The progression of facial expressions tells you everything you need to know. Ritchie looks dignified and accomplished. Hejlsberg looks professional and pleased with his work. Random webcam guy looks like he just discovered he can prompt ChatGPT to write an entire programming language and is way too excited about it. Can't wait for the Hacker News thread where people debate whether C~slop is "production ready."

Yeah, so ChatGPT "helping" us code is like hiring an intern who writes beautiful documentation but ships code that only works on their machine. Sure, it cranks out that boilerplate in 5 minutes instead of 2 hours, but now you're spending an entire day debugging why it decided to use a deprecated library, mixed async patterns, and somehow introduced a race condition that only happens on Tuesdays. The real productivity boost is going from 6 hours of debugging your own mess to 24 hours of debugging someone else's mess that you don't fully understand. At least when I wrote the bug, I knew where to look. Now I'm reading AI slop trying to figure out why it thought nested ternaries were a good idea. But hey, at least the developer disappeared from the "after" picture. Maybe they finally got that work-life balance everyone keeps talking about. Or they're just crying in the server room.

OpenAI just declared the AI race is "over" if they can't train models on copyrighted content without permission. You know, because apparently innovation dies the moment you have to actually license the data you're using. The bottom panel really nails it—10/10 car thieves would also agree that laws against stealing are terrible for business. Same energy, different industry. It's the corporate equivalent of "Your Honor, if I can't copy my neighbor's homework, how am I supposed to pass the class?" Sure, training AI models on massive datasets is expensive and complicated, but so is respecting intellectual property. Wild concept, I know.

The modern developer's workflow in a nutshell: Why spend 5 minutes thinking through a problem when you can spend 30 seconds asking ChatGPT and another 2 hours debugging the confidently incorrect code it gave you? The Drake meme perfectly captures how we've collectively decided that critical thinking is now optional. Need to implement a binary search tree? Could think about the logic... or just paste the AI's solution straight into production and hope the stack traces are merciful. Bonus points if you don't even read the AI's response before hitting copy-paste. It's like Russian roulette, but with more memory leaks and undefined behavior.