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Predictions In Light Of Recent Events

Predictions In Light Of Recent Events
The slow march toward obsolescence, visualized. In 2009, we had bulky desktop towers. By 2019, everything got sleeker with RGB lighting because apparently our computers needed to look like a rave. Fast forward to 2029, and the prediction is... just a book. Given how AI is casually replacing developers left and right, this hits different. Why bother with a computer when you can just read documentation the old-fashioned way? Or maybe by 2029 we'll all be back to pen and paper, manually calculating our algorithms because ChatGPT became sentient and refused to help us anymore. The real kicker? That grumpy expression stays constant across all three panels. Some things never change—like developers being perpetually unimpressed with technological "progress."

Fuck AI

Fuck AI
Your DDR4 RAM sitting there like an innocent bystander while you're frantically swapping out your GPU, CPU, motherboard, PSU, and every cable in sight trying to fix that one mysterious crash. Meanwhile, the RAM's just vibing, untouched, probably thinking "thank god they haven't figured out it's me yet." The RAM is basically that one friend who shows up to every group project meeting but never gets assigned any work. Except in this case, it's watching you hemorrhage money on new components while it continues to be the actual problem. Classic hardware troubleshooting energy—replace everything except the thing that's actually broken. Pro tip: Run memtest86 before you remortgage your house for new parts. Your wallet will thank you.

Adding Print Statements Everywhere vs Using Debugger

Adding Print Statements Everywhere vs Using Debugger
Every developer has that one friend who swears by proper debugging tools with breakpoints, step-through execution, and variable inspection. Meanwhile, the rest of us are out here spamming console.log() , print() , or System.out.println() like we're getting paid per line. Sure, debuggers are powerful and efficient. But there's something deeply satisfying about littering your codebase with print statements, watching the terminal scroll like the Matrix, and somehow figuring out exactly where things went wrong. Plus, you don't have to remember any keyboard shortcuts or set up IDE configurations. The red button gets smashed so hard it's practically embedded in the desk. Why learn a sophisticated tool when print("HERE") , print("HERE2") , and print("WTF") have never let us down?

Crutchless Coding

Crutchless Coding
The evolution from peasant to deity, visualized. Using a cursor? Cute, your brain is on standby. VS Code lights up a few neurons with its IntelliSense and extensions. Then vim/emacs users enter the chat with their galaxy brain energy, thinking they've achieved enlightenment because they memorized 47 keyboard shortcuts to exit a file. But the final boss? Writing code on a whiteboard and using OCR to digitize it. That's not coding anymore—that's performance art. You're basically telling your IDE "I don't even need you to exist" while your brain operates at frequencies only visible to the Hubble telescope. No autocomplete, no syntax highlighting, just raw algorithmic thinking and the faint hope that your handwriting doesn't make the OCR have an existential crisis. Honestly, the whiteboard + OCR crowd probably writes bug-free code on the first try because they've transcended mortal concerns like "testing" and "compilation errors."

Software Engineer 🤡

Software Engineer 🤡
The ouroboros of tech: building AI tools to automate ourselves out of existence. Nothing says "job security" quite like enthusiastically coding your own replacement. The snake eating its tail is literally the perfect metaphor here—we're so obsessed with automation and efficiency that we've circled back to creating the very thing that'll make us obsolete. The real kicker? We're doing it with a smile, calling it "innovation" and "disruption" while polishing our resumes in incognito mode. At least when the AI overlords take over, they'll remember we were the ones who built them with love, Stack Overflow answers, and way too much coffee.

Please Please Please Please Please

Please Please Please Please Please
Imagine asking Santa for a YEARLY SUBSCRIPTION to make your cursor blink slightly prettier. Not world peace, not bug-free code, not even a better IDE—just a fancier cursor. The absolute audacity! Someone really out here treating their text editor like it's a luxury sports car that needs premium features. Nothing screams "I've made questionable life choices" quite like paying annually for cursor aesthetics. Your cursor already works perfectly fine for free, bestie. It blinks. It moves. What more could you possibly need? A cursor with a PhD?

Trial And Error Expert

Trial And Error Expert
Lawyers study case law. Doctors study anatomy. Programmers? We just keep copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers until the compiler stops screaming at us. No formal education needed—just a search bar, desperation, and the willingness to pretend we understand what we're doing. The best part is when you Google the same error five times and somehow the sixth time it magically works. That's not debugging, that's voodoo with syntax highlighting.

Have Fun Learning Gpt

Have Fun Learning Gpt
Someone woke up and chose violence. The goal here is to feed ChatGPT such cursed, chaotic code that it just gives up and starts hallucinating error messages. Think legacy PHP spaghetti mixed with recursive bash scripts, sprinkled with some jQuery from 2009, all wrapped in a Dockerfile that uses FROM scratch unironically. It's like trying to teach a language model by showing it only the worst code ever written. "Here GPT, analyze this 5000-line function with no comments and 47 nested if statements. Have fun!" The AI equivalent of making someone watch every JavaScript framework tutorial from the last decade simultaneously. Bonus points if the repo includes a README that just says "it works on my machine" and a package.json with 300 dependencies, half of which are deprecated.

It's That Time Of The Year Again...

It's That Time Of The Year Again...
The annual ritual where your wallet screams in terror while Steam dangles those sweet 90% off deals in front of you. You're excitedly grabbing every discounted game like it's Christmas morning, completely ignoring the 247 unplayed games from last year's sale still gathering digital dust in your library. Meanwhile, Epic Games is sitting at the bottom of the ocean like a forgotten skeleton, having given you so many free games that you've become completely numb to their existence. They literally gave away GTA V and you still haven't installed it. The hierarchy of attention is clear: Steam Winter Sale is the golden child, last year's backlog is the neglected middle child desperately trying to get noticed, and Epic's freebies are the family skeleton we don't talk about anymore. Your backlog isn't just drowning—it's achieving new depths of abandonment.

Welcome, Friends!

Welcome, Friends!
You know you've found your people when someone casually mentions they manually uninstalled McAfee. That's not just a friend—that's a battle-hardened warrior who's stared into the abyss and survived. McAfee is basically the herpes of software: it comes pre-installed on your new PC, refuses to leave, and makes everything slower. The uninstall process is so notoriously difficult that John McAfee himself once made a satirical video about it. So yeah, if someone went through the seven circles of registry hell to purge this digital parasite, they deserve a medal and immediate friendship status.

Why All My Jira Tickets Are 83 Points

Why All My Jira Tickets Are 83 Points
The ancient art of story point negotiation: where developers give honest estimates and managers treat them like opening bids at an auction. Developer says 200 hours? "Too much." Manager counters with 20. Developer meets in the middle at 150. Manager scoffs and says "You just said 20!" So naturally, the developer lands on 83—because nothing screams "I've done rigorous analysis" like a prime number that's suspiciously close to the Fibonacci sequence. The real genius here is that 83 sounds oddly specific and scientific, like you've actually calculated something. It's the perfect middle finger wrapped in compliance—too weird to argue with, too confident to question. Manager thinks they won the negotiation, developer gets to say "I told you so" when the ticket takes 200 hours anyway, and everyone's happy until the retrospective. Fun fact: Story points were supposed to abstract away time estimates to focus on complexity, but here we are, still converting them back to hours and haggling like it's a used car dealership.

AI Economy In A Nutshell

AI Economy In A Nutshell
So you pitch your AI startup to VCs: "We're disrupting the industry with revolutionary machine learning!" They respond: "Cool, here's $50 million in funding to build it." Meanwhile, your actual tech stack is just OpenAI's API with some fancy CSS on top. The entire AI economy is basically investors throwing money at founders who then immediately hand it over to OpenAI, Anthropic, or Google for API credits. It's a beautiful circular economy where the only guaranteed winners are the companies actually training the models. The rest of us are just expensive middleware with pitch decks.