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Or Or Oror

1 day ago 258.7K views 0 shares

When you're trying to explain the logical OR operator to someone but they keep saying it wrong, so you just give up and embrace the chaos. Left side: developers losing their minds trying to correct pronunciation. Right side: the zen master who's transcended caring and just calls it "oror" like it's a Pokémon evolution. The beauty here is that no matter how you pronounce it—whether it's "or operator or or," "double pipe," "logical or," or just mashing your keyboard—the compiler doesn't care about your feelings. It evaluates to true either way. The real operator overload is the emotional baggage we carry trying to verbalize symbolic logic. Fun fact: Some languages have both || (logical OR) and | (bitwise OR), which makes this pronunciation nightmare even worse. Good luck explaining "pipe pipe" vs "pipe" in a code review without sounding unhinged.

Just Installed Python. What's The Next Step?

Python Hardware Programming

1 day ago 253.7K views 0 shares

Just Installed Python. What's The Next Step?

Oh, you sweet summer child installed Python and now you're wondering what comes next? Well, OBVIOUSLY you need to put a literal python inside your PC case! Because nothing says "I'm a serious developer" quite like having a ball python coiled around your motherboard like it's auditioning for a nature documentary. The absolute COMMITMENT to the bit here is sending me. Your CPU is now being kept warm by a reptile that requires zero dependencies and runs on pure instinct. Forget virtual environments—you've got a PHYSICAL environment now! And honestly? That snake probably has better thermal management than most cooling systems. RGB lighting? Nah, we're going with scales and existential dread. But seriously, the joke is the gloriously literal interpretation of installing "Python"—taking the programming language's name at face value and just... yeeting an actual snake into your gaming rig. Because who needs pip packages when you can have a pet that might accidentally short-circuit your GPU?

Surprise Backup

Security Devops Databases Backend

1 day ago 250.9K views 0 shares

Oh, a data breach? How utterly devastating! But WAIT—plot twist of the century! Turns out your sensitive data was secretly living its best life scattered across a thousand sketchy torrent sites and random servers worldwide. Congratulations, you've been running a distributed backup system this ENTIRE TIME without even knowing it! Who needs AWS S3 when hackers have been thoughtfully archiving your database in the blockchain of crime? It's not a security nightmare, it's just aggressive data redundancy with extra steps. Your CISO is crying, but your data is immortal now. Silver linings, baby!

The Doctype Lives Rent Free In My Brain

Webdev Programming Frontend

1 day ago 226.2K views 0 shares

You know you've been coding HTML too long when you can mindlessly type <!DOCTYPE html> faster than your own name. It's become pure muscle memory at this point—like breathing, but more annoying. The doctype declaration is that one line you slap at the top of every HTML file to tell browsers "hey, I'm using HTML5, don't render this like it's 1999." You don't really think about what it does anymore. You just type it. It's there. Always watching. Always judging your quirks mode sins. The real tragedy? You'll be stirring soup at 2 PM on a Tuesday and suddenly think "wait, did I add the doctype to that new page?" Occupying premium brain real estate that could've been used for literally anything else. But nope—doctype squatter for life.

The Urge To Work On Projects Increases A Lot When Exams Come

Programming

1 day ago 220.4K views 0 shares

The Urge To Work On Projects Increases A Lot When Exams Come

Procrastination's final form: suddenly your half-baked side project becomes the most important thing in the universe when you've got a midterm in 48 hours. That TODO app you abandoned three months ago? Now it's calling your name louder than your Data Structures textbook ever could. Your brain will do Olympic-level mental gymnastics to avoid studying. "But I NEED to refactor this component right now" or "This bug has been bothering me for weeks" (it hasn't). Suddenly you're debugging at 2 AM, telling yourself it's still productive work, just... not the work you're supposed to be doing. The side project knows exactly when you're vulnerable. It's been sitting there dormant, but the moment academic pressure hits, it transforms into this irresistible siren song of TypeScript and Docker configs. Tale as old as time.

Me On A Break

Debugging Devops Programming Testing Backend

1 day ago 211.2K views 0 shares

You know that feeling when you finally take a vacation and the universe decides it's the perfect time to test your team's ability to function without you? The timing is always impeccable—you're sipping hot chocolate, enjoying your Christmas break, and suddenly your phone explodes with Slack notifications about production being on fire. The best part? You're sitting there with that innocent smile, knowing full well you deployed that questionable code right before leaving. "It worked fine in staging," you whisper to yourself while watching the chaos unfold from a safe distance. The real power move is having your Slack notifications muted and your work laptop conveniently "forgotten" at the office. Murphy's Law of Software Development: The severity of production incidents is directly proportional to how far you are from your desk and how much you're enjoying yourself. Every. Single. Time.

Any Minute Now

AI Programming

1 day ago 195.0K views 0 shares

You spent three hours crafting the perfect prompt, fed it to your AI assistant, and now you're just... waiting. Standing there like an idiot while it "thinks." Then sitting. Then lying down in existential defeat. Turns out AI doing your job means you still have to do your job, but now with extra steps and the added bonus of watching a loading spinner. The robots were supposed to free us from labor, not make us their impatient babysitters. At least when you procrastinate manually, you don't have to pretend you're being productive.

Should I Just Update The Mock Data With His Details And Reply That We Have Fixed It

Security Webdev Programming Debugging Testing

21 hours ago 191.7K views 0 shares

Should I Just Update The Mock Data With His Details And Reply That We Have Fixed It

When someone reports a CRITICAL security vulnerability where they got auto-logged into Miles Morales' account without authentication, and your first instinct is "hmm, maybe I should just update the mock data with the reporter's name so it LOOKS like it's working correctly?" 💀 Imagine the absolute AUDACITY of this solution. "Oh no, our authentication is completely broken and people can access random accounts? Quick! Let's just make sure when THEY access it, it shows THEIR name! Problem solved!" It's like putting a "Wet Floor" sign on the Titanic while it's sinking. The developer really said "security vulnerability? more like security opportunity to demonstrate my creative problem-solving skills" and honestly? That's the kind of chaotic energy that keeps QA teams employed forever.

What About This

Backend Webdev Programming Cloud

18 hours ago 189.1K views 0 shares

Finally, someone built an API for what most services already do anyway. "No-as-a-Service" is basically a rejection letter generator that gives you creative excuses instead of the standard "403 Forbidden" or "You shall not pass." Because nothing says "professional API design" like returning "Sorry, Mercury is in retrograde" when your request fails. It's the cloud service equivalent of your ex's elaborate breakup speech when a simple "no" would've sufficed. At least now when your deployment gets rejected at 3 AM, you can laugh at the excuse before crying into your coffee. The scary part? This is probably more honest than most SaaS error messages. Looking at you, "Something went wrong. Please try again later."

It's A Feature Not A Stress Overflow Error

Agile Programming Debugging

21 hours ago 188.5K views 0 shares

It's A Feature Not A Stress Overflow Error

When you're so deep into sprint planning, daily standups, and retrospectives that your brain's stack trace just... vanishes. The beautiful irony here is claiming to be "so agile" while simultaneously experiencing complete memory loss about yesterday's work. That's not iterative development, that's just your hippocampus running out of heap space. The title's "stress overflow error" is *chef's kiss* because it perfectly parallels stack overflow errors—when you push too many function calls onto the stack until it crashes. Except here, it's your mental stack getting absolutely obliterated by too many context switches, ticket updates, and Jira notifications. Your brain literally garbage-collected yesterday's work to make room for today's chaos. Pro tip: If you can't remember what you did yesterday, your sprint velocity isn't the only thing that needs attention. Maybe it's time to refactor your work-life balance before you hit a segmentation fault IRL.

Vitally

Programming Debugging

1 day ago 185.2K views 0 shares

You know that feeling when you write some absolutely cursed code that somehow works, and you're riding high on that divine knowledge of what every line does? Fast forward six months—or let's be real, six days—and you're staring at your own creation like it's an ancient hieroglyph. The cat's smug expression perfectly captures that initial confidence: "Yeah, I'm a genius, I know exactly what's happening here." Then reality hits when you need to modify it and suddenly you're praying to the code gods for enlightenment because even you can't figure out what past-you was thinking. No comments, no documentation, just pure chaos. The transition from "only god & I understood" to "only god knows" is the programmer's journey from hubris to humility, speedrun edition.

I Don't Want Gaming To Be Subscription Based

AI Hardware Gamedev Cloud

1 day ago 154.2K views 1 shares

I Don't Want Gaming To Be Subscription Based

So you're complaining about AI in games but can't afford RAM because AI companies bought every GPU on the planet and turned your hardware budget into a fever dream? The absolute IRONY is chef's kiss. Game studios are using AI to "speed up development" (read: cut costs and fire artists) while simultaneously making your gaming rig cost more than a used car. And the punchline? When nobody can afford to upgrade their potato PCs anymore, the entire industry will just pivot to cloud gaming subscriptions where you own NOTHING and pay FOREVER. No mods, no summer sales, just pure corporate dystopia where your game library evaporates the moment you miss a payment. It's like watching someone complain about the rain while actively setting their umbrella on fire. The same AI driving up hardware costs is the exact justification companies need to say "just stream it bro, you don't need a PC anymore!" Welcome to the future where you'll rent everything and be happy about it. Or else.

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