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The Real Answer Might Surprise Them

21 hours ago 224.0K views 0 shares

Plot twist: the people romanticizing pre-AI coding were literally just Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V warriors from Stack Overflow. At least ChatGPT gives you fresh bugs instead of that same deprecated solution from 2014 that somehow still has 847 upvotes. The nervous side-eye says it all—nothing screams "I totally wrote this myself" like code that still has someone else's variable names in it.

Where Does This Scale On The Monitor Alignment Chart?

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18 hours ago 208.8K views 0 shares

Where Does This Scale On The Monitor Alignment Chart?

Someone's Windows display settings got absolutely wrecked, and now they're being asked to identify which monitor is which in a lineup that looks like someone played Tetris with their screens while having a seizure. The monitors are numbered 1-12 in what appears to be the result of plugging in every display device you've ever owned simultaneously—probably after a driver update or unplugging the wrong HDMI cable. The best part? Monitor 11 is highlighted and positioned vertically like it's trying to escape this chaos. Someone's definitely running a setup that involves at least three different GPU outputs, two USB-C adapters that barely work, and one monitor that only turns on if you sacrifice a chicken to the display gods. The "Identify" button at the bottom is doing some heavy lifting here, because good luck figuring out which physical screen corresponds to number 7 without a PhD in spatial reasoning. Fun fact: Windows has supported up to 10 displays since Windows 7, but just because you *can* doesn't mean you *should*. This setup probably requires more cable management than a data center and draws enough power to dim the neighborhood lights.

It Works That's Enough

Programming Debugging Frontend Backend

19 hours ago 202.2K views 0 shares

You know that feeling when you've got a function that somehow works despite violating every principle of clean code, defying all logic, and looking like it was assembled by a drunk architect? Yeah, that's this balcony. It serves its purpose—technically—but nobody understands how or why, and the structural integrity is... questionable at best. The best part? You're too terrified to refactor it because the moment you touch that one line, the entire application might collapse. So you just leave it there, add a comment like "// DO NOT TOUCH - it works, idk why", and slowly back away. Ship it to production and pray the next developer doesn't ask questions. Legacy code in its purest form—functional, horrifying, and absolutely untouchable.

Happens Way Too Often

Bash Programming Linux Backend

1 day ago 201.3K views 0 shares

You know that moment when your brain is screaming "FFMPEG! IT'S FFMPEG!" but your fingers are already committed to typing FFMPREG? SpongeBob here perfectly captures that internal battle we all lose. The muscle memory just takes over and suddenly you're staring at "command not found" wondering why your terminal hates you. The worst part? You know it's wrong. You've typed ffmpeg a thousand times. But there's something about the MPEG part that makes your fingers want to throw in random letters like you're playing keyboard Scrabble. It's like your brain autocorrects to the most phonetically awkward version possible. Bonus points if you've also typed "ffpmeg" or "fmpeg" in the same session. At that point just alias it to "videothing" and call it a day.

Garbage Is Garbage

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1 day ago 195.9K views 0 shares

The garbage collector doesn't discriminate—whether your code is written by someone who names variables "x1" and "x2" or a developer who thinks they're writing poetry with their function names, it all gets cleaned up the same way. Memory leaks don't care about your vibes. This hits different because "vibe coders" are out here writing code based on aesthetics and feelings, probably spending 20 minutes deciding between map vs forEach based on which one "feels right." Meanwhile, the garbage collector is just doing its job, treating their beautifully crafted objects the same as any other unreferenced heap allocation. No bonus points for code that sparks joy. At the end of the day, once that reference count hits zero or the mark-and-sweep algorithm runs, your elegant singleton pattern and someone's nested ternary nightmare get the same treatment: straight to the memory dump.

Solo Game Dev Things

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1 day ago 186.6K views 0 shares

When you're a solo game dev, you're simultaneously the architect, the implementer, and the future maintainer of your own codebase. The real plot twist? All three versions of you are pointing fingers at each other for that spaghetti code disaster. Current you is trying to add a new feature and wondering why the physics system is held together with duct tape and prayer. Last week you thought it was a clever optimization. Last year you... well, last year you clearly had no idea what you were doing but somehow it shipped. The beautiful tragedy of solo development: there's nobody else to blame, so you end up in a three-way Mexican standoff with your past selves. Spoiler alert—they all lose because you still have to refactor that mess.

It Never Ends For The Enthusiasts...

Hardware Iot Linux

17 hours ago 187.0K views 0 shares

Raspberry Pi enthusiasts buying their "first" Pi is like a gateway drug. You tell yourself it's just one board for that cool project you've been thinking about. Fast forward six months and you've got a drawer full of Pi Zeros, Pi 4s, and a few Pi 3s you forgot existed. Meanwhile, PC builders? They've been in the hardware addiction cycle since the 90s. "Just gonna upgrade my GPU" turns into a new motherboard, RAM, CPU cooler, RGB fans, and somehow a second monitor. The veteran PC builder looks at the Raspberry Pi newbie with that weathered expression that says "welcome to the never-ending upgrade spiral, kid." Both groups share the same curse: convincing yourself you need another one for a project that'll definitely happen this time. Spoiler: it won't.

True Or True

Javascript Programming Debugging

15 hours ago 186.7K views 0 shares

When you need to make absolutely sure something is true, so you just... set it to true in both branches. The classic "I've covered all my bases" approach that covers absolutely nothing. Either the data exists and we're setting trueOrFalse to true, or it doesn't exist and we're setting trueOrFalse to true. Bulletproof logic right there. This is the programming equivalent of those "choose your own adventure" books where every path leads to the same ending. Just skip the if-else and assign it directly, my friend. Your code reviewer is going to have a field day with this one.

When Your Pin Is Stronger Than Your Bank Balance 😂

Security Programming

1 day ago 185.6K views 0 shares

When Your Pin Is Stronger Than Your Bank Balance 😂

Nothing says "junior developer life" quite like having military-grade encryption protecting absolutely nothing. Your account has more layers of security than Fort Knox, complete with 2FA, biometric authentication, and a 4-digit PIN that took you 20 minutes to decide on... all to guard $47.32 and a pending charge from your last coffee-fueled debugging session. The puppy standing protectively over the kitten really captures that energy of "I will defend this with my life" when there's genuinely nothing worth stealing. It's like implementing OAuth2 on your personal blog that gets 3 visitors a month. Sure, it's secure, but who exactly are we keeping out here? Fun fact: Banks spend billions on security infrastructure while most of us are out here protecting our two-digit balances like they're state secrets. At least when hackers breach your account, they'll leave disappointed. That's a different kind of security through obscurity.

Are You Really Going To Ever Change Your Database

Databases Programming Backend

22 hours ago 185.8K views 0 shares

Are You Really Going To Ever Change Your Database

So you're building your app and you're like "I'll use an ORM for database abstraction so I can switch databases later!" Sure, Jan. Sure you will. The brutal truth? Both the galaxy-brain geniuses writing raw SQL and the smooth-brain rebels who also write raw SQL have figured out what the ORM evangelists refuse to admit: you're NEVER switching databases . That Postgres instance you spun up on day one? That's your ride-or-die until the heat death of the universe. Meanwhile, the "average" developers are stuck in the middle with their ORMs, adding layers of abstraction for a migration that'll never happen, debugging cryptic ORM-generated queries, and pretending they're writing "portable" code. Spoiler alert: the only thing you're porting is technical debt. The real power move? Just admit you're married to your database and write those beautiful, optimized raw queries without shame. Your future self will thank you when you're not deciphering what monstrosity your ORM generated at 3 AM.

Looks Good To AI Bros Though

Security AI Programming Databases Backend

15 hours ago 185.4K views 0 shares

Oh look, it's the classic SQL injection vulnerability that would make Bobby Tables proud, but with extra steps and worse syntax. The "AI-generated" query is literally concatenating user input directly into a SELECT statement, then somehow trying to GET values from variables that don't exist, AND mixing up assignment operators like it's having an identity crisis. But sure, "vibe coders" who learned from ChatGPT think this is perfectly fine production code. If those kids actually understood parameterized queries, prepared statements, or literally any basic security principle from the last 20 years, they'd realize this is a hacker's wet dream. One simple '; DROP TABLE users;-- and your entire database is toast. The real tragedy? AI code generators will confidently spit out garbage like this, and junior devs who don't know better will ship it straight to prod. Then they'll be shocked when their company makes headlines for a data breach. But hey, at least the code "works" in their local environment! 🎉

Full Potential

Hardware Debugging

16 hours ago 184.6K views 0 shares

Someone out there really thought the clipboard was stored in the mouse itself. Like, physically. In the mouse. They unplugged it, walked it over to another computer like they were transferring a USB drive full of sensitive data, and expected the paste to just... work. You spend years building elegant systems, optimizing algorithms, architecting cloud infrastructure—and then reality slaps you with a user who thinks peripherals are portable storage devices. The "100% of our brain" question hits different when you realize some people are operating at like 3% and still managing to turn on a computer. Support tickets like these are why we drink.

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