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I Am Not Ready For This!!

23 hours ago 262.4K views 0 shares

When you're fresh out of bootcamp learning React and TypeScript, then someone casually mentions COBOL and you're like "what's that?" only to watch senior devs collectively lose their minds. For context: COBOL (Common Business-Oriented Language) was created in 1959 and is still running critical banking systems, insurance companies, and government infrastructure worldwide. We're talking billions of transactions daily on code older than your parents. The problem? Nobody wants to learn it, everyone who knows it is retiring, and banks are desperately clinging to these systems because rewriting them would be like performing open-heart surgery on a patient running a marathon. New programmers see it as ancient history that should be extinct. Banks see it as the immovable foundation of global finance that cannot be destroyed without triggering financial apocalypse. The cognitive dissonance is *chef's kiss*. Fun fact: There are an estimated 220 billion lines of COBOL still in production today. That's roughly 43% of all banking systems. Sleep tight! 💀

Git Master Branch Name

Git Devops Programming

1 day ago 259.6K views 0 shares

So Git decided to rename "master" to "main" for inclusivity reasons, which is cool and all. But then some absolute psychopath suggested "trunk" as an alternative because SVN nostalgia or something. Like, we're out here trying to make version control friendlier and someone's like "let's name it after a large storage compartment in a car." The face progression says it all—going from happy acceptance of change to pure existential dread at the thought of typing "git push origin trunk" for the rest of your career. Trunk-based development is already a thing, so now we've got namespace collision in our terminology. Chef's kiss of confusion.

Rapid Prototyping With AI

AI Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend

21 hours ago 260.4K views 0 shares

When you tell the client your AI-powered prototype is "almost done," they see a beautiful Old West town ready for action. Meanwhile, you're looking at a construction site held together by scaffolding, duct tape, and prayers to the TypeScript gods. Sure, the facade looks impressive from the street view, but behind the scenes? It's all exposed beams, missing walls, and architectural decisions that would make any code reviewer weep. That's AI-generated code for you—looks production-ready in the demo, but the moment you peek under the hood, you realize you're basically debugging a half-finished movie set. At least it compiles... sometimes.

What's Stopping You Coding Like This

Windows Bash Microsoft Programming Backend

1 day ago 259.0K views 0 shares

Someone out here really writing PowerShell scripts on their PHONE like they're texting their crush at 2 AM. Imagine debugging nested objects and piping commands to CSV exports while your thumbs are cramping and autocorrect is trying to turn "Sort-Object" into "Sorry Object." The sheer audacity! The dedication! The absolute CHAOS of trying to navigate curly braces on a mobile keyboard! What's stopping you? Oh I don't know, maybe the fact that I enjoy having functional wrists and a will to live? Some people really woke up and chose violence against their own productivity. Respect the hustle though—this person is out here exporting USB disk reports while waiting in line at Starbucks.

Claude Code Is The Clear Winner Here

AI Webdev Programming Frontend

21 hours ago 256.2K views 0 shares

Someone with zero coding knowledge just had Claude build them a fully functional web app in minutes. The first comment? "You completely copied my site. You will be hearing from my lawyers." Turns out AI code generation is so good now that it independently recreates the same generic CRUD app everyone else has already built. When your localhost:3000 looks identical to someone else's localhost:3000, you know the training data was... thorough. The real winner here isn't Claude though—it's the lawyers who are about to discover a whole new revenue stream: AI-generated copyright disputes over todo apps that look suspiciously similar to every other todo app on GitHub.

This Isn't Normal

Azure Microsoft Programming Backend Cloud

1 day ago 254.5K views 0 shares

When someone dares to suggest you could just use a simple, straightforward solution but instead you're out here wrestling with the Azure Storage SDK like it's a feral beast that refuses to be tamed. Because why would ANYTHING in cloud development be intuitive or easy? The SDK documentation reads like ancient hieroglyphics, the error messages are about as helpful as a chocolate teapot, and you're just sitting there screaming into the void while your code throws exceptions you didn't even know existed. But sure, let's just "be normal" about our cloud storage implementation. Normal is for people who don't enjoy suffering through 47 authentication methods and blob container permissions that make zero sense!

No Tear Was Dropped

StackOverflow AI Programming Debugging

1 day ago 252.9K views 0 shares

Stack Overflow is dead and literally nobody is mourning. The guy throwing up a peace sign at the grave perfectly captures the developer community's reaction to Stack Overflow's downfall. After years of getting roasted by condescending moderators, having questions marked as duplicates within 0.3 seconds, and being told "this has been asked before" when it absolutely hasn't, developers are celebrating like it's Y2K all over again. The irony? Stack Overflow spent years gatekeeping knowledge and making junior devs feel like absolute garbage for asking "stupid" questions. Now that AI can answer coding questions without the side of passive-aggressive judgment, everyone's moved on faster than you can say "marked as duplicate." The platform that once saved us all became the villain in its own story. RIP to a real one... actually, nevermind.

Poor Vibe Coders

AI Programming

1 day ago 252.8K views 0 shares

You know you're living the dream when your AI coding assistant decides you've had enough help for the month. Nothing says "professional developer" quite like getting rate-limited by your virtual pair programmer while you're in the middle of debugging production code. The transition from "vibing with AI autocomplete" to "manually typing like it's 2010" hits different. One moment you're flying through features with your AI buddy suggesting entire functions, the next you're staring at your keyboard wondering how people actually coded before GPT became their unpaid intern. Bonus points if you hit the limit right before a deadline and suddenly remember you actually need to know how to code without an AI holding your hand. Welcome back to Stack Overflow, old friend.

The Screen Brothers

Hardware

1 day ago 250.9K views 0 shares

Two calico cats representing the display tech rivalry that keeps tech forums busy. IPS is your reliable workhorse with decent colors and viewing angles that won't betray you when you tilt your head. OLED is the flashy sibling with those perfect blacks and infinite contrast ratio that makes your wallet cry. Both get the job done, but OLED knows it looks better and isn't afraid to show off. The cats' matching patterns but different colorations pretty much nail the "same purpose, different approach" vibe. Also, good luck finding an affordable OLED monitor that doesn't burn-in after displaying your IDE's taskbar for 10,000 hours straight.

Which One Of You Clowns Did This

Devops Git Programming Backend Cloud

1 day ago 249.1K views 0 shares

The office whiteboard hall of fame vs. hall of shame is giving major chaotic energy. Spongusv gets the gold star for reviewing 12 PRs (probably caught every missing semicolon and suggested renaming variables to be more "semantic"). Meanwhile, Bingus decided to speedrun their villain arc by taking down Cloudflare. You know, just casually disrupting a significant chunk of the internet's infrastructure. The duality here is *chef's kiss*—one dev is grinding through code reviews like a responsible team player, while the other is out here committing acts of digital terrorism. Someone check Bingus's git history because I'm betting there's a rogue deployment script with a commit message that just says "YOLO" or "fix bug" followed by 47 fire emojis. Plot twist: Bingus probably just fat-fingered a DNS config change during their Friday afternoon deploy. Classic.

New Gender Just Dropped

Programming Hardware

1 day ago 245.0K views 0 shares

The evolution of gender symbols reaches its final form: the USB trident. Because nothing says "programmer" quite like having three different orientations to try before you finally get it in correctly. The traditional male and female symbols are simple and straightforward, but programmers? We need maximum complexity with multiple connection points, backwards compatibility issues, and at least a 50% chance of getting it wrong on the first attempt. The USB symbol is basically the programmer's spirit animal—universal, essential, yet somehow always requiring at least two flips before it works.

Startups

AI Programming

1 day ago 234.7K views 0 shares

You could literally pitch a toaster that burns bread slightly differently and as long as you slap "AI-powered" on it, VCs will throw money at you. The pen writes? Cool. The pen writes with machine learning algorithms ? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY FUNDING ROUND. It's like the entire tech industry collectively decided that adding AI to anything—even products that have worked fine for centuries—is the secret sauce to a billion-dollar valuation. Your app aggregates restaurant reviews? Boring. Your app aggregates restaurant reviews using AI? Revolutionary. Disruptive. The future. The best part? Half the time "AI-powered" just means they're calling a GPT API or running some basic if-else statements through a neural network wrapper. But hey, if it gets the pitch deck past slide 3, who's counting?

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