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Is This Programming In The 2026 🤔

1 day ago 143.4K views 2 shares

Welcome to the dystopian future where your job isn't writing code anymore—it's being a therapist to AI-generated spaghetti code. The AI confidently spits out a module that "works" but nobody understands why, and now you're stuck maintaining it like some cursed artifact. The real kicker? You can't just rewrite it because management loves their shiny AI tool, and explaining that the AI created an unmaintainable mess is like explaining to your cat why it shouldn't knock things off the table. So you sit there, debugging code that has the structural integrity of a house of cards, wondering if your CS degree was just preparation for this exact moment of existential dread. Plot twist: The AI probably trained on Stack Overflow answers, so you're essentially maintaining code written by a neural network that learned from copy-pasted solutions. The circle of life is complete.

Cloud Native

Cloud Networking Devops AWS Azure

1 day ago 147.3K views 1 shares

CTO proudly announces they've migrated 95% of their infrastructure to the cloud, throwing around buzzwords like "resilient," "scalable," and "modern" to a room full of impressed stakeholders. Then someone asks the uncomfortable question: "Doesn't that mean we're entirely dependent on—" but gets cut off by the true believer shouting about best practices and industry standards. Nothing can go wrong when you follow the herd, right? Cut to: Cloudflare goes down and the entire internet breaks. Major outage. Good luck! Boss nervously asks how much of their infrastructure is affected. The answer? That 95% they were bragging about. But don't worry! The good news is they're only down when everyone else is down too. Misery loves company, and so does vendor lock-in. Who needs redundancy across multiple providers when you can just... hope really hard that AWS/Azure/GCP stays up? Turns out "cloud-native" sometimes just means "native to someone else's problems."

That Is What Every Developer's Story

Programming Devops Agile

1 day ago 113.8K views 2 shares

When your manager asks for "whatever you managed to finish," you know they've already accepted defeat. The bar is so low it's practically underground. The guy coding on a literal office chair strapped to a rickety cart in the middle of traffic is basically every developer trying to ship features with zero resources, impossible deadlines, and a tech stack held together by duct tape and prayer. The infrastructure is falling apart, there's no proper setup, but hey—at least you're moving forward, right? Peak project management: lowering expectations so much that simply surviving the sprint counts as a win. Ship it and pray the production servers don't catch fire. 🔥

That's Why I Suck At Coding

Programming Agile Frontend Backend

1 day ago 137.4K views 1 shares

The ultimate career paradox: you grind LeetCode, master design patterns, and optimize algorithms until you can code in your sleep. Then you get promoted to senior, and suddenly your IDE collects dust while you're stuck in back-to-back sprint planning, stakeholder syncs, and architecture reviews. It's the cruel irony of software engineering—the better you get at solving problems with code, the less time you actually spend coding. Instead, you're translating business requirements, mentoring juniors, and explaining why "just make it work like Uber" isn't a valid technical specification. Your keyboard misses you, but Zoom definitely doesn't. The real skill ceiling isn't writing elegant code—it's surviving 8 hours of meetings without your soul leaving your body.

And Then Everyone Stood Up And Clapped

AI Programming Debugging

1 day ago 158.9K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the classic "I met a teenager who built a $600k/month arbitrage bot with AI that worked on the first try" story. Right up there with "my cousin's friend invented blockchain 2.0 in his garage." The beautiful part is the escalating absurdity: design doc → Cursor → Sonnet 4.5 → boom, instant money printer. No debugging, no edge cases, no "wait the API changed" moments. Just pure vibes and arbitrage. The $400k Christmas bug that got fixed during dinner is chef's kiss territory—because nothing says "legitimate trading operation" like losing half a million dollars and casually patching it between turkey and dessert. Running it under mom's Polymarkets account is the cherry on top. SEC investigators love that one weird trick. The punchline "None of this ever happened btw" is unnecessary—we all knew from "worked on the first try."

They Are Experts Now

AI Webdev Javascript Backend

1 day ago 157.1K views 0 shares

Copy-paste a single fetch() call to OpenAI's API with someone else's prompt template? Congratulations, you're now an "AI expert" with a LinkedIn bio update pending. The bar for AI expertise has never been lower. Literally just wrapping GPT-4 in an API call and stringifying some JSON makes you qualified to speak at conferences apparently. No understanding of embeddings, fine-tuning, or even basic prompt engineering required—just req.query.prompt straight into the model like we're playing Mad Libs with a $200 billion neural network. The "Is this a pigeon?" energy is strong here. Slap "AI-powered" on your resume and watch the recruiter messages roll in.

When You Finally Remove Useless Classes From Your Code

Programming Csharp Java Backend

1 day ago 153.1K views 0 shares

When You Finally Remove Useless Classes From Your Code

You know that revolutionary feeling when you delete 3,000 lines of dead code that's been sitting there since the previous dev "might need it later"? Yeah, it's basically a spiritual awakening. Nothing quite matches the dopamine hit of nuking those AbstractFactoryManagerBeanSingletonHelper classes that do absolutely nothing except make your IDE lag. The best part? Running the build and watching everything still work. No broken imports. No mysterious runtime errors. Just pure, clean code liberation. You're basically the Lenin of refactoring, leading the proletariat (your remaining classes) to freedom from the tyranny of bloat. Pro tip: git blame those deleted classes and you'll find they were added during a 3 AM "temporary fix" in 2019. They were never temporary. They were never a fix.

Sharing Awesome Web App

AI Webdev Programming Frontend Backend

1 day ago 124.2K views 1 shares

The eternal disconnect between "sharing" and what you're actually sharing. Someone just discovered Claude can write code and thinks they've built the next Facebook, but they're literally sharing localhost:3000—a URL that only exists on their own machine. It's like inviting everyone to your house party but giving them directions to your bedroom mirror. For the uninitiated: localhost is your computer's way of talking to itself. Port 3000 is typically where dev servers run. So this person is excitedly telling the internet to check out a website that... only they can see. The confidence-to-competence ratio here is *chef's kiss*. Zero coding knowledge, fully functioning delusion.

True Story Of Being A Developer

Agile Programming

10 hours ago 149.7K views 0 shares

The three stages of developer enthusiasm. First panel: naive optimism. Second panel: the moment you realize they want you to build a spaceship but won't tell you if it needs to fly or just look pretty. Third panel: pure, unfiltered joy because no requirements means no one can tell you you're doing it wrong. You're not building what they want—you're building what they deserve for not writing a single user story.

Nvidia To Bring Back The GeForce RTX 3060 To Help Tackle Current-Gen GPU & Memory Shortages

Hardware AI Programming

1 day ago 147.7K views 0 shares

Nvidia To Bring Back The GeForce RTX 3060 To Help Tackle Current-Gen GPU & Memory Shortages

So Nvidia's solution to the AI-driven GPU shortage is bringing back the RTX 3060... but here's the kicker: they're conveniently bringing back the gimped 12GB version instead of something actually useful. It's like your manager saying "we're addressing the workload crisis" and then hiring an intern who can only work Tuesdays. The 12GB RTX 3060 was already the budget option that got nerfed to prevent crypto mining, and now it's being resurrected as the hero we supposedly need? Meanwhile, everyone running LLMs locally is sitting there needing 24GB+ VRAM minimum. The meme format captures the corporate gaslighting perfectly. Nvidia's out here acting like they're doing us a favor while the AI bros are burning through 80GB A100s like they're Tic Tacs. Sure, bring back a card from 2021 with barely enough memory to run a decent Stable Diffusion model. That'll fix everything. Classic Nvidia move: create artificial scarcity, charge premium prices, then "solve" the problem with yesterday's hardware at today's prices.

Do You Agree?

Git Webdev Programming

12 hours ago 149.0K views 0 shares

The hierarchy of developer street cred, accurately depicted. Instagram followers? Cool story bro. Twitter followers? Getting warmer. Reddit followers? Now we're talking actual technical respect. But that single GitHub follower? That's someone who looked at your code, didn't immediately run away screaming, and hit follow anyway. That's basically a marriage proposal in developer terms. Social media clout means nothing when your repos are empty. But one person who willingly subscribed to your commit history? That's validation that actually matters. They're basically saying "I trust your code enough to get notifications about it." Peak achievement unlocked.

Cloud Made Me Broke

AWS Devops Backend Cloud

11 hours ago 146.6K views 0 shares

The fastest way to financial ruin isn't Vegas or crypto—it's forgetting to shut down that t2.micro you spun up "just for testing" six months ago. AWS billing doesn't care about your feelings or your bank account. That $0.0116/hour seems harmless until you realize it's been running 24/7 racking up charges like a taxi meter on a cross-country road trip. Pro tip: Set up billing alarms before you start clicking "Launch Instance" like you're playing Minecraft in creative mode. Your future self will thank you when you're not eating ramen for the next three months.

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