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Print Hello World

1 day ago 173.9K views 1 shares

Someone took the assignment a bit too literally. Instead of writing code to print "hello world" to the console, they just... printed it. On paper. With an actual printer. The most efficient solution is often the one that completely bypasses the problem. No compiler errors, no syntax issues, no dependency conflicts. Just pure, unfiltered malicious compliance. Your CS professor is probably having an aneurysm right now. Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

If You Make This Change Make Sure That It Works

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1 day ago 183.1K views 0 shares

If You Make This Change Make Sure That It Works

Unverified But Trust Me Bro

Databases Devops Programming Debugging Backend

15 hours ago 182.5K views 0 shares

Oh, the sheer audacity of casually logging into a production environment like you're just checking your email! Watch our hero suit up in the hazmat gear of responsibility, fully aware that running a "vibe query" (read: completely unverified SQL statement) directly in prod is the digital equivalent of juggling chainsaws while blindfolded. The transformation into full protective gear is *chef's kiss* because deep down, you KNOW you're about to potentially nuke the entire database, crash the servers, or accidentally delete every customer record from the last decade. But hey, the query looked fine in your head, right? What could possibly go wrong? 🔥 The final panel of staring through that tiny window? That's you watching the query execute in real-time, praying to every deity in the tech pantheon that you didn't just become the reason for tomorrow's all-hands emergency meeting. Godspeed, brave soldier.

Hail Massgrave!

Windows Security Bash Microsoft

1 day ago 179.6K views 0 shares

Oh, the sheer AUDACITY of opening PowerShell twice during a fresh Windows setup! Microsoft's surveillance system is apparently on high alert, watching you like a hawk because clearly you're about to do something absolutely SCANDALOUS with that command line. For context, Massgrave is a popular open-source Windows activation tool that runs via PowerShell scripts. So Microsoft sees you launching PowerShell for the second time and is like "Hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right here..." 👀 The paranoia is REAL. You could literally be checking your IP address or creating a directory, but nope—Microsoft's already writing your name down in their naughty list. Big Brother Bill is watching, and he's VERY concerned about your PowerShell habits.

Whatever Just Let Me Build My Useless Garbage

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13 hours ago 180.1K views 0 shares

Whatever Just Let Me Build My Useless Garbage

You just want to spin up a quick todo app for the 47th time, but some AI-powered dev tool is asking for permissions that would make the NSA blush. Full access to your filesystem? Sure. Screen recording 24/7? Why not. Your calendar, contacts, and "the whole fucking shebang"? Absolutely necessary for... improving your developer experience, apparently. But here's the thing—you're so desperate to avoid actually configuring your environment manually that you'll just slam that "GRANTED AS FUCK" button without a second thought. Who cares if it can see your browser history of Stack Overflow tabs and that embarrassing Google search for "how to center a div"? You've got a half-baked side project to abandon in two weeks, and you need it NOW. The modern developer's dilemma: trading your entire digital soul for the convenience of not reading documentation. Worth it? Probably not. Gonna do it anyway? Absolutely.

Unit Tests For World Peace

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10 hours ago 153.7K views 1 shares

Production is literally engulfed in flames, users are screaming, the database is melting, and someone in the corner casually suggests "we should write more unit tests" like that's gonna resurrect the burning infrastructure. Classic developer optimism right there. Sure, Karen from QA, let's write unit tests while the entire system is returning 500s faster than a caffeinated API. Unit tests are great for preventing fires, but once the building is already ablaze, maybe we should focus on the fire extinguisher first? Just a thought. The beautiful irony here is that unit tests are supposed to catch problems before they reach production. It's like suggesting someone should've worn sunscreen while they're actively getting third-degree burns. Technically correct, but the timing needs work.

Love Living In A Timeline Where MS Paint Has A Login Screen. What Went Wrong With Microsoft?

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14 hours ago 176.9K views 0 shares

Love Living In A Timeline Where MS Paint Has A Login Screen. What Went Wrong With Microsoft?

Remember when you could just... open Paint and draw? Those were simpler times. Now Microsoft wants you to sign in with your Microsoft account just to scribble some pixels on a canvas. It's like needing a passport to use a crayon. The SpongeBob "Caveman" meme format captures the sheer absurdity perfectly—primitive brain trying to comprehend why a 30-year-old bitmap editor that literally just pushes RGB values around needs cloud integration and user authentication. Next thing you know, they'll add AI-powered brush strokes and a subscription tier for the color picker. This is peak modern Microsoft: take something that worked fine since Windows 3.1, "modernize" it by shoving Azure AD authentication down its throat, and call it innovation. Paint used to be 2MB of pure simplicity. Now it probably phones home more than Windows Telemetry.

Am I The Only One Whose Urge To Build A PC Rises In A Challenging Market?

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1 day ago 174.1K views 0 shares

Am I The Only One Whose Urge To Build A PC Rises In A Challenging Market?

Nothing screams "financial responsibility" quite like deciding to build a gaming rig when GPU prices are doing their best impression of a SpaceX launch trajectory. When everything's affordable and reasonable? Nah, sleep mode activated. But the SECOND graphics cards cost more than a used car and RAM sticks require a small loan? Suddenly you're possessed by the spirit of Linus Tech Tips himself, frantically refreshing Newegg at 2 AM like your life depends on it. It's the programmer equivalent of only wanting to clean your room when you have a deadline due in 3 hours. The chaos fuels us. The financial irresponsibility makes it *spicy*.

Don't Mess With Me, My Boyfriend Is A Programmer

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12 hours ago 175.0K views 0 shares

Don't Mess With Me, My Boyfriend Is A Programmer

The absolute AUDACITY of threatening someone with "my boyfriend will hack your social media" when homeboy is literally Googling how to declare variables in HTML. Sir, HTML doesn't even HAVE variables—it's a markup language, not a programming language! The girlfriend out here writing checks her boyfriend's skillset can't cash. Meanwhile, dude's having an existential crisis trying to figure out basic web fundamentals. The gap between reputation and reality has never been more devastating. He's about as threatening as a kitten with a keyboard. Nothing says "elite hacker" quite like searching for beginner-level concepts in the wrong language entirely. Truly terrifying stuff. 💀

These Bug Reports Suck

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1 day ago 146.4K views 1 shares

When your user reports that the app "glitches and summons a tornado" on their house, you know you're dealing with a special kind of bug report. The expected behavior? "The app crashes instead of summoning a tornado." Because apparently crashing is the reasonable alternative here. The actual behavior is even better: their insurance company dropped them. And the steps to reproduce? "I have no idea. It happens rarely, randomly, and with seemingly no common cause." Chef's kiss. That's the holy trinity of impossible-to-debug issues right there. But wait, there's more! They helpfully included a picture of the tornado. Because nothing says "professional bug report" like attaching evidence of property damage. At least they provided system info though—Ubuntu 25.04 with dual GPUs. Clearly the tornado is a GPU driver conflict. Username "TheBrokenRail" checks out. Can't reproduce, closing as "works on my machine." 🌪️

CRM But Military

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13 hours ago 171.9K views 0 shares

So the US Army just dropped $5.6 billion on Salesforce CRM over 10 years. You know what that means? Soldiers are about to experience the same pain we've all felt: endless Salesforce training modules, custom fields that make no sense, and dashboards that take 45 seconds to load. Imagine being in a combat vehicle and someone says "Nothing from my end" during a mission-critical situation. That's every standup meeting ever, except now with actual stakes. The military-industrial complex just became the military-SaaS complex. Can't wait for soldiers to spend more time updating opportunity stages and pipeline forecasts than actual tactical operations. "Sir, we can't advance—Jenkins forgot to update his contact records and now the whole workflow is blocked."

Ips Vs. Oled Explained For The Car Enthusiasts

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