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Scroll Wheel As A Service
Hardware Programming
1 day ago 188.3K views 0 shares
Scroll Wheel As A Service
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of tech companies these days! 💸 First they sliced software into subscription models, then they came for our cloud storage, and now they want us to PAY for SCROLL WHEEL privileges?! What's next? A monthly fee to use the spacebar?! $4.99 to unlock the letter 'e' on your keyboard?! I'm literally DYING at the thought of some exec in a boardroom going "You know what would make our shareholders happy? Charging people to move their cursor up and down!" The subscription apocalypse has officially reached its final form, folks. Next time you scroll through Stack Overflow looking for that semicolon error fix, just remember - that flick of your finger might soon cost more than your Netflix subscription! 🙃

Pirate Software Shows Off His Security Code
Security Networking Programming Debugging
1 day ago 187.9K views 0 shares
Pirate Software Shows Off His Security Code
OH. MY. GOD. Behold the PINNACLE of cybersecurity! 🏴‍☠️ This absolute GENIUS is manually checking EVERY SINGLE IP ADDRESS in the 1.1.1.x range because apparently, writing a regex or using a wildcard would be TOO MAINSTREAM. 💅 It's like watching someone bail out the Titanic with a teaspoon! What happens when hackers discover the revolutionary concept of 1.1.2.1? Will our pirate hero write another 256 if-statements? THE DRAMA! THE SUSPENSE! I can't even with this "security" code! 😭

Dealing With System Files: The Evolution Of Privilege
Linux Bash Programming
1 day ago 179.8K views 0 shares
Dealing With System Files: The Evolution Of Privilege
Ah, the evolution of a Linux user's file management skills! First panel shows the basics - copying, moving, removing files like a cautious beginner. Second panel reveals the slightly more sophisticated sudo mc (Midnight Commander) approach - a text-based file manager for those who want training wheels but still feel elite. But the final form? sudo dolphin - running a GUI file manager with admin privileges. It's like showing up to a terminal convention in a limo. The fancy monocle and top hat perfectly capture that feeling of "I could do this the hard way, but why should I when I have the power to be absolutely reckless with system files through a pretty interface?" The real joke? Running graphical apps with sudo is actually terrible practice that can break file permissions and create security vulnerabilities. But hey, at least you look sophisticated while destroying your system!

When Your Game Logic Handles Your Social Calendar
Gamedev Programming Debugging
1 day ago 177.3K views 0 shares
When Your Game Logic Handles Your Social Calendar
When your game code doubles as relationship management software. Apparently lunch with Fern warrants complete destruction, while Rhode gets the "Do Nothing" treatment. The comments asking "Have we already done this?" and "Who did we go to lunch with?" suggest this developer's memory is as reliable as their version control. Nothing says "professional game development" quite like using array indices to track your social life and enemies list. Somewhere, a code reviewer is quietly updating their resume.

I Have No Recollection Of This Place
Programming Git Debugging Backend
22 hours ago 163.8K views 0 shares
I Have No Recollection Of This Place
THE SHEER TERROR of opening that ancient, dusty codebase file that hasn't been touched since the Obama administration! You're basically an archaeological explorer entering a cursed tomb where the previous developer left ZERO comments and used variable names like 'x', 'temp', and 'doTheThing'. The darkness beckons as you scroll through 2000 lines of spaghetti code that somehow powers your entire company's billing system. Touch one line and the whole application CRUMBLES INTO DUST! But sure, your manager wants "just a small change" by tomorrow morning. GOOD LUCK, INDIANA JONES!

Exit Employee Sends His Regards
Programming Debugging Testing
1 day ago 163.2K views 0 shares
Exit Employee Sends His Regards
The digital time bomb has been planted! Nothing strikes fear into a dev team like inheriting undocumented spaghetti code from someone who just rage-quit. That first day at the new company hits different when you realize you're now responsible for deciphering cryptic variable names, nested if-statements that reach the earth's core, and functions that were clearly written at 4am after a Red Bull marathon. The previous dev left behind their "masterpiece" with zero comments except maybe a passive-aggressive "good luck" somewhere. Technical debt inheritance is the gift that keeps on giving!

The Archaeological Expedition Into Legacy Code
Programming Git Debugging
1 day ago 160.5K views 0 shares
The Archaeological Expedition Into Legacy Code
Entering ancient legacy code is like spelunking into a forgotten tomb. You're SpongeBob, nervously peeking into a dark, rusty corridor of code written by someone who probably left the company five jobs ago. The comments (if any) might as well be hieroglyphics, and the dependencies are so old they're practically fossilized. You know the second you touch anything, the whole structure might collapse. But hey, the ticket says "minor update" so... good luck, brave explorer! Just remember to bring a flashlight and version control.

Please Give Me Your Ticket Number
Agile Devops Programming
19 hours ago 156.7K views 0 shares
Please Give Me Your Ticket Number
The eternal dance between developers and project managers in their natural habitat. Left side: PM promising quick fixes with their signature "got a minute?" opener (translation: prepare for a 2-hour meeting). Right side: developer desperately seeking a JIRA ticket for documentation because verbal requests might as well be written in disappearing ink. When the PM finally caves and creates a ticket, the developer's relief is palpable—finally, proof this conversation happened! Without a ticket, it's just two people having a hallucination about feature requests.

If It Works, It Works
Programming Agile Debugging Testing
22 hours ago 154.9K views 0 shares
If It Works, It Works
The sweaty, nervous face says it all. Sure, your code might look like it was written during a caffeine-induced panic attack at 4am, but hey—it passes all the tests. The "if it works, it works" philosophy is the duct tape of programming. Your colleagues can judge your 17 nested if-statements and that one function that's somehow 500 lines long, but they can't argue with results. Pragmatism beats elegance when the deadline was yesterday.

It's Called Work-Life Integration, Honey
Testing Android Ios Programming
1 day ago 150.7K views 0 shares
It's Called Work-Life Integration, Honey
The beautiful irony of being a Mobile App Manual Tester who gets grief at home for being on their phone too much. Like, honey, I'm literally getting paid to swipe, tap, and break things on this device. That disappointed look you're giving me? That's just me finding edge cases in production. It's not addiction—it's professional dedication.

Tech Companies' Diabolical Master Plan
AI Webdev Programming
20 hours ago 147.6K views 0 shares
Tech Companies' Diabolical Master Plan
Oh. My. God. The DIABOLICAL GENIUS of tech execs playing 4D chess with our careers! 😱 First, they're all "AI will TOTALLY replace you programmers!" Then suddenly everyone's terrified of learning to code. Supply plummets. Demand stays the same. And BOOM – programmer salaries SKYROCKET to astronomical levels! It's the most beautiful, twisted supply-and-demand manipulation I've ever witnessed. And we're all just pawns in their evil little game! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

The Real Programmer's Investment Strategy
Hardware Programming
19 hours ago 146.7K views 0 shares
The Real Programmer's Investment Strategy
That $4,000 gaming laptop with dual screens and RGB everything sitting next to a car that's one pothole away from total collapse is the most accurate representation of developer priorities I've ever seen. Why spend money on transportation when you need those extra CPU cores to compile your side project that you'll abandon in two weeks? The car gets you to work, but the laptop is your work—and your Netflix machine, and your "I'm totally going to learn Rust this weekend" fantasy enabler.