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Sabrina Carpenter

20 hours ago 195.8K views 1 shares

You know those ominous comments in config files that say "DO NOT MODIFY BELOW THIS LINE" or "TOUCH THIS AND YOU'RE FIRED"? Yeah, Linux treats those the same way Sabrina Carpenter treats paparazzi—complete and utter disregard. You can scream warnings all you want, but when push comes to shove, that config file is getting modified at 2 AM because something broke and StackOverflow said to change it. The Tux penguin just sits there with that smug expression, knowing full well it's about to watch you destroy your entire system configuration while ignoring every single warning comment left by the previous sysadmin who quit three years ago. Pro tip: those warnings exist because someone before you learned the hard way. But you'll ignore them too, because we all do.

Perfection Is Optional Apparently

AI Agile Programming

1 day ago 215.5K views 0 shares

The hot take that's dividing the tech world: AI-generated code has officially normalized "good enough" as the new standard. The argument goes that while pre-AI devs obsessed over clean code, optimal algorithms, and elegant solutions, now everyone's just shipping whatever ChatGPT spits out and calling it a day. The brutal reality check here is that if you're still doing code reviews like it's 2019 while your competitors are deploying features at breakneck speed with AI-assisted "slop," you're basically bringing a fountain pen to a keyboard fight. The market doesn't care if your variable names are perfectly semantic or if you followed SOLID principles—it cares if the feature shipped yesterday. That comment though? "we all died in 2020 and this is hell" has 85.7K likes for a reason. The existential dread of watching software craftsmanship get steamrolled by velocity metrics hits different.

I Hate How Accurate This Is

Debugging Csharp C++ Javascript Programming

1 day ago 203.3K views 0 shares

You know you've reached peak programmer when a missing semicolon causes more emotional damage than a breakup. While normal people lose sleep over relationships, we're here at 3 AM staring at our screen like a detective, hunting down that one tiny punctuation mark that's been sabotaging our entire application. The worst part? Your IDE probably highlighted it 47 times, but your brain was too busy being a genius to notice. Four days of debugging, Stack Overflow deep dives, rubber duck conversations, and questioning your career choices... all because of a character that's literally smaller than an ant. Pro tip: The bug is always in the last place you look, which coincidentally is always the first line you wrote.

It's Always Kernel

Linux Git Programming

1 day ago 200.5K views 0 shares

Linux devs rejecting Git in favor of... popcorn kernels? The Drake meme format perfectly captures the Linux community's relationship with their beloved kernel. They'll turn down perfectly functional version control systems but get absolutely giddy over anything kernel-related. Whether it's kernel panics, kernel modules, or apparently literal corn kernels, if it has "kernel" in the name, Linux enthusiasts are all in. The obsession is real – these folks will spend 6 hours recompiling their kernel to save 2MB of RAM, and they'll do it with a smile.

Why Do We Need Backend, Why Don't We Just Connect Front-End To The Database?

Backend Webdev Security Programming Databases

1 day ago 200.2K views 0 shares

Why Do We Need Backend, Why Don't We Just Connect Front-End To The Database?

Someone just asked the forbidden question that makes every backend developer's eye twitch. The response? Pure gold. "Why do we eat and go to the bathroom when we can throw food directly in the toilet? Because stuff needs to get processed." Connecting your frontend directly to the database is like giving every stranger on the internet your house keys and hoping they'll only use the bathroom. Sure, it's technically possible, but you're basically rolling out the red carpet for SQL injection attacks, exposing your credentials in client-side code, and letting users bypass any business logic you might have. The backend is where validation happens, authentication lives, business rules get enforced, and your data stays safe from curious DevTools users. But sure, skip it if you want your app to become a cautionary tale on r/netsec.

Plz Don't Let These Ppl To Code For Production

Git Devops Programming

1 day ago 173.7K views 1 shares

Plz Don't Let These Ppl To Code For Production

You know you're in trouble when your coworker thinks "GetHub" is a perfectly logical name because it's related to Git. Meanwhile, the rest of the team is just vibing, pretending everything's fine while the codebase burns in the background. The real horror here isn't the confusion between Git and GitHub—it's that someone with this level of understanding is probably pushing directly to main right now. No pull requests, no code reviews, just pure chaos. And everyone's just... accepting it. That's the real crime. Fun fact: GitHub was actually almost named "Logical Awesome" before the founders settled on the current name. Imagine explaining to your coworker why it's not called "GetLogicalAwesome" instead.

Tree Shaking Maybe Works

React Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

1 day ago 172.1K views 1 shares

You install one tiny date formatting library and suddenly your node_modules folder is the size of a 747. Then you build your "tiny React app" and somehow it's still pulling in half the internet despite tree shaking supposedly removing unused code. Tree shaking is that magical build optimization that's supposed to eliminate dead code from your bundle. In theory, it only includes what you actually import. In practice? Well, your final bundle is still mysteriously 2MB because some dependency deep in the chain decided to import the entire lodash library for one function. The ratio here is painfully accurate. You start with a massive airplane hangar of dependencies, shake the tree real hard, and end up with... a slightly smaller airplane hangar. But hey, at least webpack says it's optimized.

When She Asks The Price Of The Ram

Hardware Gamedev

16 hours ago 198.2K views 0 shares

You know you've made questionable financial decisions when you're physically defending your RAM purchase like it's a championship belt. DDR5 prices have turned us all into defensive boxers, ready to throw hands when someone questions why we spent the equivalent of a used car payment on memory sticks. The panic in his eyes? That's the universal expression of every PC builder who's ever had to explain to a non-technical person why 64GB of DDR5 costs more than their monthly rent. "It was on sale" becomes your mantra, even though the sale price still required taking out a small loan.

Why Tf Do You Need A Prompt For That

AI Webdev Programming Frontend

17 hours ago 196.0K views 0 shares

So you're telling me you need an AI agent running Claude 4.5 Sonnet on MAX mode to change padding from p-4 to p-8? Brother, that's literally pressing backspace once and typing an 8. You're using a nuclear reactor to toast bread. The "CODING 00" skill meter perfectly captures the energy here. It's like asking a surgeon to help you put on a band-aid. Sure, these AI coding assistants are powerful for complex refactoring and architecture decisions, but using them for trivial CSS changes is peak "I forgot how to use my keyboard" behavior. Next thing you know, people will be prompting AI to add semicolons. Just... just use Ctrl+F at this point.

What's On Your Christmas List?

Debugging Programming Testing

1 day ago 168.5K views 1 shares

Oh, Santa baby, just slip some working code under the tree! Forget the new laptop, the mechanical keyboard, or even a raise—this developer is asking for the ONE miracle that even Santa's elves can't deliver: error-free code that runs perfectly on the first try. The absolute AUDACITY of this wish list. Might as well ask for world peace or for CSS to make sense. Santa's sitting there reading this like "Kid, I can bring you a PS5, I can bring you socks, but I'm not a wizard." The reindeer are literally shaking their heads in the background knowing this is more impossible than fitting down a chimney. The real tragedy? Deep down, every developer knows they're getting another year of "undefined is not a function" and "works on my machine" instead. Ho ho... no.

What Should I Do Now

Programming Webdev Debugging Databases Frontend

16 hours ago 194.9K views 0 shares

Guy's surname is "Wu" and some form system decided that two characters just isn't enough for a last name. Because clearly, every database architect in history assumed all humans follow the same naming conventions. The validation rule says minimum 3 characters, and Wu says "I exist." Meta's official account responding with "wuhoooo!" is either peak corporate humor or someone in their social media team is having way too much fun. Fun fact: This is a classic example of Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Names . Names can be one character, they can have no last name, they can be symbols, they can change daily. Your regex won't save you.

Finally Got Sick Of Linux (Arch Btw) Bloatware And Got Ram Usage Down To 1 Mb

Linux Hardware Microsoft Windows

18 hours ago 190.0K views 0 shares

Finally Got Sick Of Linux (Arch Btw) Bloatware And Got Ram Usage Down To 1 Mb

Oh honey, someone just discovered MS-DOS and thinks they've achieved ENLIGHTENMENT. They stripped down their system so hard they went back to 1985! Because nothing says "I'm a power user" quite like running an operating system that predates the internet as we know it. The beautiful irony? They're flexing about escaping Linux "bloatware" by literally using an OS that can't even multitask properly. My dude has 64GB of RAM and is using 2MB of it like it's some kind of achievement. That's like buying a Ferrari and being proud you only use first gear. Also, the "(Arch btw)" in the title is *chef's kiss* – because even when abandoning Arch for DOS, they STILL have to mention they used Arch. It's not a lifestyle choice, it's a personality disorder at this point.

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