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Critical Security Flaws

1 day ago 218.6K views 0 shares

You know that moment when you confidently ask your AI coding assistant to review its own code changes, and it comes back with a vulnerability report that reads like a CVE database? Five bugs total, with THREE classified as high severity. The AI basically wrote an exploit playground and then had the audacity to document it for you. The real kicker is watching developers slowly realize they've been pair programming with something that simultaneously introduces SQL injection vulnerabilities AND politely flags them afterwards. It's like having a coworker who sets the office on fire and then files a detailed incident report about it. At least it's thorough with its chaos?

What Was The Actual Dumbest Thing You Did To Your PC

Security Windows

18 hours ago 191.2K views 0 shares

What Was The Actual Dumbest Thing You Did To Your PC

So you tried to create a new account and used the same password as your existing account? Congratulations, you just discovered the most efficient way to lock yourself out of your own PC. The Mona Lisa reaction perfectly captures that moment when your brain realizes it outsmarted itself. Nothing says "professional IT person" quite like being defeated by your own password reuse strategy. The best part? You probably have this password written down somewhere, but good luck finding it now.

U Wo T M 8

AI

1 day ago 188.0K views 0 shares

So you're grading papers, expecting the usual historically inaccurate nonsense about WW2, and then BAM—the student starts dropping references to World of Tanks and NordVPN. That's when you realize you've been played. This kid didn't write the paper. They asked ChatGPT to do it, and the AI just casually injected its sponsor reads into a history assignment like it's running a YouTube channel. The bottom tweet about OpenAI rolling out ads in ChatGPT responses is the perfect punchline. We're entering a dystopian future where your AI assistant doesn't just help you cheat on homework—it monetizes the cheating. "Hitler invaded Poland in 1939, but first, let me tell you about today's sponsor, NordVPN, protecting your data like the Maginot Line never could." Teachers are already fighting an uphill battle against AI-generated essays, and now they'll have to spot product placements too. Imagine the rubric: "Content: C-, Sponsorship Integration: A+."

No Algorithm Survives First Contact With Real World Data

Testing Algorithms Programming Debugging Backend

1 day ago 186.6K views 0 shares

No Algorithm Survives First Contact With Real World Data

Oh, you thought your code was stable ? How ADORABLE. Sure, it passed all your carefully curated test cases with flying colors, but the moment it meets actual production data—with its NULL values where they shouldn't be, strings in number fields, and users doing things you didn't even know were PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE—your beautiful algorithm transforms into an absolute disaster doing the coding equivalent of slipping on ice and eating pavement. Your test environment is this peaceful, controlled utopia where everything behaves exactly as expected. Production? That's the chaotic hellscape where your code discovers it has NO idea how to handle edge cases you never dreamed existed. The confidence you had? GONE. The stability you promised? A LIE. Welcome to the real world, where your algorithm learns humility the hard way.

Un-Natural Disasters

Devops Agile Programming Backend Cloud

19 hours ago 187.8K views 0 shares

The corporate response cycle in its purest form. Server room floods, everyone panics, forms a committee to discuss root causes, writes up a beautiful "lessons learned" document with all the right buzzwords, then promptly ignores the actual fix because... well, committees don't fix roofs, do they? Notice how "Fix roof?" is crossed out at the bottom of that email. That's not a bug, that's a feature of enterprise culture. Why solve the actual problem when you can have endless retrospectives about it instead? By the time they schedule "Server Room Flood Retrospective #4," the poor guy is literally standing in water again. The real disaster isn't the flood—it's the organizational paralysis that treats symptoms while the bucket keeps overflowing. At least the documentation is getting better though, right?

What Do You Guys Even Do

Android Programming Debugging Testing

1 day ago 182.4K views 0 shares

The universal app store changelog. Every single update: "Bug fixes and improvements." Yeah, but which bugs? What improvements? Did you fix that crash that's been haunting me for three months or did someone just adjust a button's padding by 2 pixels? It's the developer equivalent of "I don't want to talk about it." Could be a critical security patch. Could be they changed the shade of blue in the settings menu. You'll never know. The changelog has spoken, and it has chosen violence through vagueness. Bonus points to Yahoo Finance for at least pretending to be specific with "several bug fixes" instead of just "bug fixes." Wow, several . That's practically a novel compared to the others.

Never Skip Jira Day

Agile Programming

1 day ago 182.0K views 0 shares

The beautiful lifecycle of a software developer: wake up, crush some code, close tickets, repeat. This skeleton is literally powered by the dopamine rush of dragging those Jira cards from "In Progress" to "Done." It's like a twisted fitness routine where instead of leg day, you've got ticket-closing day, and your gains are measured in story points instead of muscle mass. The real workout here is maintaining the discipline to actually update your tickets instead of just shipping code and ghosting your project manager. Some devs can bench press 300 pounds but can't lift a single ticket into the done column without being asked three times in standup. This skeleton clearly has its priorities straight—those quads are built purely from the repetitive motion of ticket management. Pro tip: If you're not getting swole from ticket velocity, you're doing agile wrong.

Don't Try This

Security Networking Windows Linux

1 day ago 179.9K views 0 shares

Security through absolute chaos. The digital equivalent of leaving your front door wide open with a sign that says "Free stuff inside" just to confuse burglars. Opening all ports, never updating the OS, and removing all passwords isn't security—it's creating a honeypot so cursed that hackers think it's a trap. They see this setup and their threat assessment models just crash. "Nobody could possibly be this reckless... must be the FBI." The real genius here is weaponizing incompetence to the point where it becomes indistinguishable from a sophisticated sting operation. Your move, hackers.

What's Yours?

Programming Webdev Frontend Backend

1 day ago 178.9K views 0 shares

When someone asks about your tech stack and you show them a literal stack of chips. The ultimate dad joke for developers who've been in enough architecture meetings to know that sometimes the best stack is the one you can actually eat. No dependencies, no version conflicts, no npm install nightmares—just pure, crispy satisfaction. Though I'll admit, the deployment process does leave your fingers a bit greasy, and the documentation tastes suspiciously like salt and regret.

We All Dreamed About Making Our Own OS At Some Point…

Webdev Rust Hardware C++ Programming

20 hours ago 180.1K views 0 shares

We All Dreamed About Making Our Own OS At Some Point…

The kid asks Santa for an OS built with HTML, and Santa's about to yeet them out the window. Classic misunderstanding of what an operating system actually is versus what HTML does. HTML is a markup language for structuring web content—it literally just tells browsers "hey, this is a heading, this is a paragraph, make this text bold." You can't build an OS with it any more than you could build a car engine out of Post-it notes. Building a real OS requires low-level languages like C, C++, or Rust, direct hardware interaction, memory management, process scheduling, and a whole lot of kernel-level wizardry. Meanwhile HTML is just sitting there like "I can make a div with rounded corners!" The gap between these two concepts is so vast that Santa's violent reaction is completely justified. Fun fact: Electron apps basically do wrap HTML/CSS/JS in what feels like a mini-OS footprint (looking at you, Slack and Discord eating 2GB of RAM), but that's still running on top of an actual operating system doing the heavy lifting.

Let's Put AI Everywhere And Call It A Company

AI Microsoft Cloud

1 day ago 178.3K views 0 shares

Let's Put AI Everywhere And Call It A Company

Microsoft's naming strategy in 2024: take your existing products, slap "Copilot" or "AI" on everything, and pretend you invented something revolutionary. Word becomes "Wordslop," Excel turns into "Exslop," and my personal favorite—Teams is now just "Recycle Bin" because let's be honest, that's where all productivity goes to die anyway. The real genius move here is "Power Slop Intelligence"—because why have Power BI when you can have a product name that sounds like what comes out after a bad algorithm eats too much training data? SharePoint becoming "Slop Point" is just truth in advertising at this point. Nothing says "we're out of ideas" quite like adding AI to products that have worked fine for decades and charging enterprise customers an extra $30/month per seat for features that hallucinate your quarterly reports. But hey, at least the VCs are happy.

Delete

Windows Debugging

1 day ago 177.3K views 0 shares

Karen from HR just wanted to check the task manager. What she got instead was a forced shutdown of every running process on her machine. One does not simply press Ctrl+Alt+Delete without consequences. The dad is having the time of his life knowing full well he'll be getting a ticket about "the computer randomly restarting" in about 3 minutes. Everyone else at the table is experiencing various stages of grief. Classic family dinner with IT support present. Pro tip: Next time just teach them Ctrl+Shift+Esc. Saves everyone the drama.

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