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Debugging Python Testing Backend
10 months ago 490.9K views 0 shares
Anyone Else
Content How feel fighting errors for 12 hours in a systems • language instead of writing my school work in python in 2 minutes (the code is 1ms faster)

Is Js Really That Bad To Learn As A First Language?
Javascript Frontend
10 months ago 322.1K views 0 shares
Is Js Really That Bad To Learn As A First Language?
Content LET'S PUT YOU OUTSIDE,) LIL' GUY. ALL LIFE IS PRECIOUS I TEACH JAVASCRIPT TO BEGINNING PROGRAMMERS AS THEIR FIRST LANGUAGE

The Greatest Memory Safety
Backend Testing
10 months ago 322.5K views 0 shares
The Greatest Memory Safety
Content Memory safety in C++77 +* Rüst But every single gartage collected language = 2 C++ 3palec

I Can Hac Kwith Htm Li Am So Cool
Python Frontend Cloud AI
10 months ago 411.7K views 4 shares
I Can Hac Kwith Htm Li Am So Cool
Content SUC Programming language

It Was Actually Decent
Linux Testing Cloud
10 months ago 301.1K views 0 shares
It Was Actually Decent
Content LinkedIn 3 years ago TDD, DDD, Extreme Coding *Look at the project I'm building* System design architecture Language tweaks, CI/CD tips, agile.. LinkedIn today Al A Al Al

It Only Took 34 Minutes
C++ Programming Debugging
1 year ago 436.3K views 0 shares
It Only Took 34 Minutes
The fastest way to summon a C++ developer to explain why you're wrong? Tweet "I love C++." Apparently, it takes exactly 34 minutes of trying to use the language before the Stockholm syndrome wears off and reality sets in. That tweet aged like milk left in a memory leak. The duality of every C++ programmer: loving it publicly while privately wondering why they chose a language where even printing "Hello World" requires sacrificing your firstborn to the template gods.

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When Your Code Speaks Better German Than You
C++ Programming
1 year ago 626.8K views 0 shares
When Your Code Speaks Better German Than You
When your C code starts speaking German, you know you're in for a world of pain. This meme perfectly captures the existential dread of encountering foreign language keywords in programming. What we're looking at is basically C with German keywords - Haupt() instead of main() , druckef() instead of printf() , and zurück instead of return . It's like your familiar programming language suddenly decided to wear lederhosen and demand efficiency. After 15 years of coding, I can confirm that reading unfamiliar syntax feels exactly like therapy-worthy trauma. The code is still just printing "Hallo Welt" (Hello World), but somehow it feels like it's also judging my code organization skills and planning to invade my codebase.

Software Terminology: It's All Just Apps Now
Programming Webdev Backend Frontend
1 year ago 384.7K views 0 shares
Software Terminology: It's All Just Apps Now
Remember when we had specific terminology for different software components? Now marketing departments have decided everything is just an "app." Your compiler? App. Your operating system? App. That daemon running critical background processes? You guessed it—app. Next time someone asks what I do for a living, I'm just going to say "I make apps" and save us all 20 minutes of technical explanation that would've been ignored anyway.

The Norwegian Language Is Lit
Programming
1 year ago 652.8K views 2 shares
The Norwegian Language Is Lit
Turns out Norwegian accidentally became the official language of computer science education. When you translate "datafag" (data subject), you get "computer science." But wait for the plot twist - "slutt datafag" (end data subject) translates to "graduate computer science." So basically, in Norwegian, you don't finish your CS degree, you "slutt" it. No wonder programmers are always talking about their "end conditions" with such enthusiasm.

The Dumbest Man Alive Gets Outplayed
AI Programming
1 year ago 583.2K views 0 shares
The Dumbest Man Alive Gets Outplayed
Grammar correction in the wild. King declares himself "the dumbest man alive," only to be immediately dethroned when someone mentions "AI prompt engineering is the future." The true champion of ignorance has been found. Happens to the best of us—one minute you're the dumbest person in the room, then someone walks in talking about their revolutionary prompt that just says "make it good" with fifteen exclamation points.

Old Programming Languages Be Like
Programming
1 year ago 399.6K views 0 shares
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Content FR COBOL Pasca BASIC Ada in sin ong Typing We J irwinC

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Shouting Stop Not Gonna Stop Me
Javascript php Java Linux Frontend
1 year ago 918.2K views 1 shares
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