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My Day In Two Parts: The DNS Saga

3 days ago 87.6K views 0 shares

The three stages of every network troubleshooting session, beautifully captured as poetry against cherry blossoms: First, the denial: "It's not DNS" Then, the stubborn resistance: "There's no way it's DNS" Finally, the crushing realization: "It was DNS" DNS (Domain Name System) is the internet's phonebook that translates human-friendly domain names into IP addresses. And somehow, despite being the first thing you're supposed to check, it's always the last thing you actually check. The haiku-like progression perfectly captures the emotional journey from confidence to despair that every network admin has experienced at 2AM while the production server is down.

Customer Reported Connectivity Issues To Server After Electrician "Extended" The Cable

Programming

7 days ago 55.2K views 0 shares

Customer Reported Connectivity Issues To Server After Electrician "Extended" The Cable

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Ac Ls, Man

Java Backend

8 days ago 56.0K views 0 shares

Content "Hey file server, I'm in total control of this file, right?" "Total control." "I can create it, write to it, delete it, anything I want?" "Anything you want." "Cool! Ok I want to give read permission to Bob." "No." WINDOWS!

Connection Refused: Relationship Edition

Networking Programming

10 days ago 130.7K views 0 shares

Connection Refused: Relationship Edition

Developer relationships in a nutshell. He's trying to establish a connection with her, but she's adamantly refusing to bind to his socket. Classic networking misunderstanding. She wants him to listen to her words, not her TCP/IP packets. Guess their connection status is officially REFUSED .

Hundred Percent Uptime

AWS Networking Devops Programming Backend

21 days ago 214.2K views 0 shares

The eternal battle between localhost and production environments depicted as an epic fantasy showdown. Your code runs flawlessly on your machine (the almighty localhost god), but dares to challenge the chaotic beast that is the US-East-1 AWS region, where dreams go to die and uptime promises are shattered like that tiny warrior's hope. The difference between "works on my machine" and "surviving in production" isn't just a deployment—it's crossing dimensions into a hellscape where different rules apply.

Microsoft Licensing: Where Logic Goes To Die

Microsoft Devops Windows Cloud

1 month ago 173.0K views 0 shares

Microsoft Licensing: Where Logic Goes To Die

The eternal Microsoft licensing labyrinth claims another victim! Anyone who's survived a Microsoft audit knows this pain - trying to decipher their deliberately cryptic licensing rules is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded while someone keeps changing the colors. After days of reading contradictory forum posts, conflicting official docs, and getting different answers from every MS rep, this admin finally reached enlightenment: "Screw it, I'm doing it my way." The beautiful simplicity of "one server, one license, two VMs" is the IT equivalent of finding inner peace. The best part? That defiant "Here are my 4 licenses for 4 servers with 8 VMs" stance. It's the sysadmin equivalent of telling the IRS "here's my math, fight me."

Production Server After Refactoring Working Code

Programming Devops Debugging Testing Backend

1 month ago 207.7K views 0 shares

Production Server After Refactoring Working Code

You know that code that's been running flawlessly for 5 years? The one written by that dev who left the company and didn't document anything? Yeah, some hotshot just decided it needed "optimization" and "clean architecture." Now your Slack is blowing up, the CEO is calling, and somewhere a database is crying. This is why we have the sacred developer commandment: "If it ain't throwing errors, don't fix it." Nuclear meltdown is just nature's way of saying you should've left that legacy spaghetti code alone.

Just Pull The Yellow Cable, They Said

Networking Devops Hardware Programming

1 month ago 318.3K views 0 shares

When your senior dev casually says "just pull the yellow cable" and you walk into the server room to find THIS . It's like trying to find a specific needle in a stack of identical needles. The networking equivalent of "it's in the documentation" when the docs are 5,000 pages long. This is what happens when cable management has a mental breakdown. The person who labeled these is probably the same one who writes variable names like temp1 , temp2 , anotherTemp .

Spaghetti Codebase: The HTTP Server Nightmare

Networking Programming Debugging Backend

1 month ago 199.6K views 0 shares

Spaghetti Codebase: The HTTP Server Nightmare

The AUDACITY of this meme! It's literally the same text twice but the EMOTIONAL JOURNEY is CATASTROPHIC! 😱 First you're all excited about making an HTTP server from scratch, dreaming of glory and internet fame. Then reality SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE when you realize what unholy nightmare you've unleashed upon yourself! One minute you're like "I'm a coding genius" and the next you're questioning every life decision that led to this moment of pure socket-programming HELL! The duality of developer hubris - a tale as old as TCP/IP itself!

The Hidden Face Of Digital Infrastructure

Linux Networking Security Devops Programming

1 month ago 267.2K views 0 shares

The Hidden Face Of Digital Infrastructure

Ah yes, the harsh truth about our digital world - built and maintained by a very specific demographic. The comic suggests that behind all our fancy cloud infrastructure and enterprise systems are just stereotypical Linux enthusiasts with questionable fashion choices and anime avatars. The ">ᴗ

When Your HTTP Server Hits The Gym

Rust Javascript Programming Backend

2 months ago 273.6K views 0 shares

Regular Node.js HTTP server is the wimpy doge, while Rust-powered frameworks like Tokio and Hyper (used in Native Node Add-Ons) are the buff, muscular doge. The transformation happens "when you need raw throughput!" because Rust's memory safety without garbage collection gives you those sweet, sweet performance gains that make JavaScript developers cry into their async/await pillows at night. BrahmaJS is basically Node.js hitting the gym and getting those Rust steroids injected straight into its runtime.

Where Shutdown? The DevOps Nightmare

Windows Devops Programming

2 months ago 199.1K views 1 shares

The eternal server admin dilemma! When Windows offers you "Update and shut down" but your production server needs to stay up for that sweet, sweet 99.999% uptime. The confused monkeys represent every DevOps engineer who hasn't seen their family in 72 hours because they're too busy keeping that uptime counter ticking. That "Where shutdown?" question hits different at 3 AM when you're on your fifth energy drink and seventh consecutive month without rebooting.

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