The Java Version Time Warp

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The Java Version Time Warp

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OMG the ABSOLUTE CHAOS of Java version discussions! 😱 One developer is having a full-blown existential crisis about Java 25 coming, while another team is BARELY surviving on Java 11. Meanwhile, some poor souls are TRAPPED in Java 8 purgatory, and the last person just found out there are versions beyond 6 and is questioning their entire reality! The Java ecosystem is basically a time-traveling soap opera where everyone exists in different technological dimensions. It's like watching a family reunion where some relatives just discovered electricity while others are building quantum computers in their garage! 💀

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