The Java Version Time Warp

Java? Mild concern. JavaScript? Complete nuclear meltdown of the brain. The perfect representation of developers who thought they were getting into Java's younger sibling only to discover it's an entirely unrelated language with type coercion that would make a mathematician cry. "Oh, '2' + 2 equals '22'? Sure, why not. Let's also make null == undefined but null !== undefined because consistency is for the weak."

Look at this beautiful encapsulation—a private joke that can only be accessed through a setter method. And just like real programmer humor, if you need it explained, "you wouldn't get it." The irony is perfect: a class called Meme with a private Joke that needs to be set explicitly, much like how the best programming jokes require insider knowledge that can't be easily transferred. The Joker knows what's up—some jokes just don't compile in everyone's mental runtime.

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Content Which language is best, C, C, Python or Java? Andrea Ferro, Knows a few programming languages. Learning a fe... Answered January 7, 2015 If you are writing an operating system, I suggest you use C. If you are writing a very complex application where execution speed is extremely important, I suggest you use C. If time to market is key, but execution speed is not important, I suggest you use python. If your boss told you: "do it in Java or you are fired" I suggest you use Java and look for a better workplace.

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