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I really didn’t know that NewSQL was a thing

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Looking to hire a Jr Data Scientist: – 15 years Python – 30 years SQL – 20 vears AWS -15 years Spark -15 years Terraform – Core contributor to assembly code base – Team plaver – Should have some sort of martial arts experience, whether Ninja, Jujitsu, or Karate. All 3 is preferred. – Knows SQL, NoSQL, NewSQL and all future flavors of SOL – Proiect Management experience – Strong experience with Keras, TensorFlow, Sklearn, XGBoost and preferably has written their own ML library from scratch. – Should have published at least 2 top level academic papers preferably focused around a Convolutional Recurrent Back-propagating Neural Network – Open source contributor at least 5 projects. – Experience leading teams of 10,000 people or more – Managed CICD pipeline for an application with at least 2 billion daily users -Should have at least 1 PhD, 5 is preferred. Yes, we have ping pong tables and an open floor plan and lots of salty snacks in the breakroom. Organic Kombucha on tap. The interviews will consist of a 5 day process of whiteboarding algorithms from scratch followed by writing your own compiler and a coding exam will be taken at random from the 20 most popular programming languages.