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Npm Install
Javascript Webdev Algorithms Frontend Backend
2 days ago 257.3K views 0 shares
Npm Install
The JavaScript ecosystem in a nutshell. Asked to solve a basic algorithmic problem? Just install a package for it. Why reinvent the wheel when someone's already published is-prime to npm with 47 dependencies, half of which are deprecated? The interviewer's face says it all—equal parts confusion, disbelief, and grudging respect for the audacity. Because let's be real, in production you'd probably use a library too. But maybe, just maybe, you should know how to check if a number is divisible by anything other than 1 and itself without reaching for your package manager.

Junior Designer
Frontend Webdev Programming
7 days ago 185.7K views 0 shares
Junior Designer
The job market paradox strikes again: they want a "junior" position filled, but somehow you need 5+ years of experience to qualify. So naturally, you do what any rational person would do—throw on an oversized coat, practice your deepest voice, and show up looking like three kids stacked under a trench coat trying to buy a rated-R movie ticket. The kid in the harness perfectly captures that suspended-in-limbo feeling when you're trying to meet impossible entry-level requirements. You're literally hanging there, pretending you've shipped products, led design systems, and mastered Figma since kindergarten. Meanwhile, HR is wondering why all the "junior" candidates look suspiciously tall and wobbly. Pro tip: Just list "5 years of experience with frameworks that came out 2 years ago" on your resume. Everyone else is doing it.

Show Python
Python Programming
11 days ago 208.2K views 0 shares
Show Python
You know that feeling when you're in a tech interview and they ask you to demonstrate your Python skills? You confidently pull out your... empty hands with absolutely nothing to show. The interviewer's just staring at you like "where's the code?" while you're desperately trying to conjure up some list comprehensions out of thin air. The brutal reality: you put "Proficient in Python" on your resume after completing a single Codecademy tutorial and now you're being asked to implement a binary search tree while your brain is just going print("hello world") on repeat. The gap between what your resume claims and what you can actually code live under pressure is... well, it's giving invisible Python vibes.

Just Had This On An Interview
Python Algorithms Programming Debugging
3 months ago 311.4K views 0 shares
Just Had This On An Interview
They really asked the candidate to solve the Halting Problem during an interview! That's like asking someone to divide by zero or find the last digit of pi. The interviewer might as well have said, "Please disprove this fundamental theorem of computer science before lunch." For the uninitiated: The Halting Problem was proven mathematically impossible to solve by Alan Turing in 1936. It's literally asking if you can write a program that can determine whether any arbitrary program will terminate or run forever. Computer scientists have known for decades this is impossible in the general case. The interviewer might as well have asked "Could you quickly build me a perpetual motion machine while you're at it?"

Alternative Uses Of __LINE__
Programming C++ Algorithms
3 months ago 228.7K views 1 shares
Alternative Uses Of __LINE__
When your coding interview asks you to implement FizzBuzz but you've spent the last decade writing unreadable code to impress your colleagues. That's not just FizzBuzz—that's FizzBuzz with extra steps, obfuscation, and a sprinkle of "I'm too smart for readable solutions." Nothing says "hire me" like turning a 5-line problem into cryptic sorcery using the __LINE__ macro to loop through numbers. The interviewer wanted to see if you could code; you showed them you could create puzzles that would make the Sphinx quit its day job.

Where's My Job?
Programming
4 months ago 309.1K views 0 shares
Where's My Job?
LinkedIn tells you that you appeared in 367 searches this week, but somehow those 367 recruiters all ghosted you. The job market in a nutshell - companies desperately "searching" for talent while developers desperately search for companies that actually respond to applications. It's like a dating app where everyone swipes right but nobody messages first.

The Mustache Revenge: Corporate Amnesia At Its Finest
Programming Agile
4 months ago 207.2K views 3 shares
The Mustache Revenge: Corporate Amnesia At Its Finest
Revenge is a dish best served with a fake mustache. This programmer got fired, then immediately got recruited by the same company that axed him. Instead of declining, he chose chaos – showing up disguised with an assortment of fake mustaches. The absolute madlad even had the interview manager compliment his "glorious facial accoutrement" without realizing they were interviewing the same guy they just fired. Corporate amnesia at its finest. Ten years in the industry and I've seen layoffs followed by panic hiring, but this takes it to an art form. The real punchline? HR departments are so disconnected they can't even recognize their own recently terminated employees. Classic case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand just fired.

Interview Preparation Vs Actual Work
AI Java Backend
5 months ago 191.7K views 0 shares
Interview Preparation Vs Actual Work
Content interview preparation vs actual work O'REILLY Designing Data-Intensive Applications THE BIG IDEAS BEHIND RELIABLE, SCALABLE, AND MAINTAINABLE SYSTEMS Martin Kleppmann

Thinking Outside The Box
Programming Algorithms Python
6 months ago 277.2K views 0 shares
Thinking Outside The Box
The classic "write a loop vs. hardcode everything" dilemma, beautifully illustrated. Why waste time crafting an elegant algorithm with nested loops and incrementing variables when you can just... print each line manually? Sure, your CS professor would have an aneurysm, but the code works, doesn't it? This is the programming equivalent of using a hammer to kill a fly – unnecessarily direct but undeniably effective. Bonus points for the confidence it takes to submit this in an actual interview. That's not laziness – that's efficiency with a side of audacity.

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Recursive Even: When Simple Problems Deserve Complex Solutions
C++ Algorithms Programming Debugging
6 months ago 234.7K views 0 shares
Recursive Even: When Simple Problems Deserve Complex Solutions
This function is the CS equivalent of taking a sledgehammer to crack a nut. Base cases? Check. Recursion? Check. Unnecessarily complex ternary operator? Triple check! The function handles 0 and 1 as base cases (0 is even, 1 is odd), but then goes completely off the rails with a recursive call that either subtracts OR adds 2 depending on whether n is positive. It's like writing a novel when "return n % 2 == 0" would do the job in one line. The real cherry on top? This function will eventually reach a base case for any integer input, but at what cost? Your CPU fans are already spinning up in anticipation of the stack overflow.

Interviewers Hate This Trick After All The Compiler Does The Same
C++ Algorithms Programming Debugging
6 months ago 202.1K views 0 shares
Interviewers Hate This Trick After All The Compiler Does The Same
When the interviewer asks you to write a loop but you've been optimizing code since the Pentium era. Why waste precious CPU cycles on branch prediction and loop overhead when you can just manually unroll that bad boy? Sure, it looks like you're writing code with your face, but technically you're just doing the compiler's job for it. Modern problems require ancient solutions that haven't been relevant since 1997. Your interviewer is either going to hire you immediately or quietly escort you from the building. No middle ground.

I Am The Survival: Working Under Pressure
Programming Agile StackOverflow Debugging
7 months ago 236.8K views 0 shares
I Am The Survival: Working Under Pressure
The classic interview trap: "Can you work under pressure?" Sure, you say with a smile, blissfully unaware of the apocalyptic codebase awaiting you. Fast-forward three months and you're a shell of your former self, surviving on caffeine and Stack Overflow prayers, debugging legacy code written by someone who clearly hated humanity. The transformation from optimistic candidate to battle-scarred veteran is complete. Your IDE has seen things no debugger should ever witness.