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Content After thousands of applications, I just accepted an offer from a McFAANG company! Shitpost Don't want to specify which one, but I'm super excited to finally be working at a top tier McFAANG company! I will be in a Forward Deployed Food Engineering Specialist role! Some of my job responsibilities include: Building ETL pipelines to extract frozen patties from the FREEZER database and transforming them into ready made burgers Deriving insights and analysis on client orders from the cash register Managing real-time NoSQL (No Salt Queue Layer) deployments for french fry processing Maintaining high-throughput IO operations at drive-through queuing interface while ensuring sub-60-second response times Implementing mission-critical data cleaning protocols using proprietary mop-based algorithms Debugging ice cream machines I'm extremely excited to receive a base TC of over 280k (per decade) for my first job out of college! If anyone wants some tips or tricks, feel free to ask

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[text] when azure devops says a task failed so you cancel it and refresh and now it says it passed

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Content YO MISTER WHITE! someone's at the door who is it Swapping without using a third variable a a b: b a - b: a a - b; JESSE! JESSE!!! YOUR INTEGER OVERFLOW VULNERABILITY IS MAKING DENNIS RITCHIE ROLL IN HIS GRAVE! THE MODERN LLVM COMPILER PIPELINE HAS SPENT DECADES OPTIMIZING TEMPORARY VARIABLE ALLOCATION WITH SSA FORM, WHILE YOUR CLEVER CODE IS DESTROYING BOTH THE ARM AND X86 PIPELINE'S ABILITY TO PERFORM SPECULATIVE EXECUTION! YOUR ARITHMETIC TRICKS ARE CREATING SERIAL DEPENDENCIES IN THE CPU'S RESERVATION STATIONS, COMPLETELY NULLIFYING OUT-OF-ORDER EXECUTION! THE L1 CACHE PREFETCH LOGIC CAN'T ESTABLISH ANY COHERENT STRIDE PATTERN, THE BRANCH PREDICTION UNIT IS STALLING ON EVERY SPECULATIVE PATH, AND THE LOAD-STORE UNIT'S MEMORY DISAMBIGUATION LOGIC CAN'T MAINTAIN COHERENCY! AND DON'T YOU DARE SUGGEST YOUR XOR SWAP - IT CREATES A SERIAL DEPENDENCY CHAIN THAT DESTROYS INSTRUCTION LEVEL PARALLELISM AND PREVENTS BOTH MICRO-OP AND MACRO-OP FUSION ON MODERN ARCHITECTURESI A CLEAN TEMPORARY VARIABLE ALLOWS THE REGISTER ALLOCATOR TO MAINTAIN OPTIMAL REGISTER PRESSURE AND ENABLES STORE-TO-LOAD FORWARDING! BUT NO. YOU HAD TO PLAY CODE GOLF AND CREATE NON-TEMPORAL MEMORY ACCESS PATTERNS THAT DESTROY CACHE LOCALITY! THE PAGE TABLE WALKER IS THRASHING, AND THE TLB HIT RATE HAS DROPPED TO SINGLE DIGITS!

Content Team manager: "Client is closing this project, nothing in pipeline for this team" new comer arrogant idiot experienced imgtip corogrammer one who never contributed

Content "Our no-code solution lets you easily create data pipelines from a config" The config: BrookLyn Anticapital Habitat Defense Systems "Workflow": "UserTransactionsPipeline", "Instructions": "import pandas as pd", "df pd.readcsv ("USER TRANSACTIONS SNAPSHOT. csv)" "df.dropna(subset'id deprecated 'column9', inplaceTrue)" "df'productcode' df'product . apply (lambda x: x. strip() . lower ())", "df df df ' amount e", "df'occurredat' pd. todatetime (df 'occurredat', errors 'coerce')" "df. tosq1 ('usertransactions", conengine, ifexists'append")"

Content What You Will Be Doing Implementing Al from the ground up in projects, enhancing everything from feature development to problem-solving. Crafting Al-generated summaries to streamline knowledge across products, domains, or corporate intelligence, boosting team efficiency. Showcasing the power of Al in improving software development processes, emphasizing its role as a booster, not a replacement. What You Won't Be Doing Dwelling on manual debugging. With Al, identify and resolve issues swiftly, leaving outdated methods behind. Cetting caught in the management trap. Concentrate on what you do best-coding and creating innovative solutions-rather than getting sidetracked by managerial tasks. Senior Software Engineer Key Responsibilities Drive the integration of Al into our development process, setting new standards in innovation, efficiency, and customer satisfaction for Totogi's product suite. Basic Requirements Familiarity with different LLM architectures and the ability to select the most appropriate model for specific tasks The ability to integrate LLMs into DevOps pipelines Experience using LLMs for tasks like code generation, code completion, and automated code review The ability to integrate vector databases with LLMs for tasks like question answering or information retrieval ProdrammerHumor io

Content Macie Walkowiak ' macieiwalkowiak 19h This microservice could have been a SQL query 60 17 635 4,761 1 388.6K Matt B aubiematt 17h Replying to maciejwalkowiak I found a microservice once that has no database and only returned the same static values. 8 17 91 ill 9,899 Mikael Floden MikaelFloden 17h Replying to aubiematt and maciejwalkowiak Imagine having to bump dependencies, maintain the build pipeline, add security scanning, code quality, monitoring and documentation for that service S .. 3 17 16 1 2,258 I Matt B aubiematt Replying to MikaelFloden and maciejwalkowiak LOL, none of that was happening, I immediately removed it and replaced it with a hardcoded value wherever it was used. It was a core dependency too! The app was faster and more stable after removing it. We went from like 2 5 alerts a day to zero. 1:37 AM Feb 24, 2023 1,072 Views

Content Finish issue on friday afternoon pushing changes Pipeline fails just before leaving into weekend

Content polarity boosted Matthew Lyon mattlyhachyderm... 3d ago : bob: so how do I serve some html joe: it's not a server, it's a container orchestration system bob: ok it's not a server. How do I send html to a browser? joe: You write a Dockerfile, helm chart, CI pipeline bob: Did you just tell me to go fuck myself? joe: I believe I did, Bob 5 ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Me clocking off work the second my shift ends My companv's mailbox GitLab API Failed pipeline for master