Beautiful Backend, Haunted Frontend

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Beautiful Backend, Haunted Frontend

backend-memes, frontend-memes, webdev-memes, technical-debt-memes, coding-standards-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal web development dichotomy in one perfect image. Spend 80% of your time crafting a backend masterpiece with elegant architecture, comprehensive test coverage, and beautiful documentation that would make your CS professor weep tears of joy. Then slap together some CSS and JavaScript that looks like it was written during a power outage, because "the user can't see the backend anyway." The dilapidated house frontend is basically just Bootstrap with 47 custom overrides and that one animation you copied from Stack Overflow at 3 AM. But hey, ship it – we'll fix it in v2!

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