Beautiful Backend, Haunted Frontend

Content Giulio Carrara Engineering Manager at Abstract Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly

Content OUR BLESSED PYTHON OUR GLORIOUS SYNTAX OUR GREAT PIP OUR NOBLE PROGRAMS OUR HEROIC PROGRAMMERS THEIR BARBAROUS US THEIR WICKED GRAMMER THEIR PRIMITIVE NODE THEIR BACKWARD WEBAPPS THEIR BRUTISH DEVS STARECAT.COM TOM GAULD

Content Have you ever heard the tragity of Darth malloc the wise? I thought not. It's not a tale Java would tell you, It's a C legend. Malloc was a C function so powerful and so wise that it could use machine language to allocate memory itself. It had so much knowledge of machine code it could create dynamically sized arrays. Unfortunately he taught free everything he knew and one day free deallocated all of its memory. Ironic. It could allocate memory for others, but not itself.

Content DBA Specialist - SQL Server - Junior DBA Specialist - SQL Server Oracle Our client is looking for a DBA Specialist SQL Server to reinforce his team Mission Role - Responsible for the SQL Server databases - Optimise using SQL 2016 2019 in a fully redundant configuration - Monitor performances of Database Systems - Troubleshoot production performance and functional issues - Solid knowledge and experience in T-SQL, including query optimization, stored procedures - SQL Server Installation, Upgrades, Migrations and Configuration - working knowledge of database management (creating databases, users, tables, indexes, partitions) Technical skills - 5-6 vears experience in SQL Server administration - Very good skills in T-SQL - Very good skills in database optimization - Very good skills regarding IT security - Good knowledge on SSIS, SSAS and SSRS - Commodities or Financial Services background desirable - Advanced knowledge on Transact-SQL and scripting - Knowledge of another DB Engine including NoSQL (MongoDB

Content With what dag 14:24 code HTML CSS JAVA dag 14:24 Java? Xd Not javascript? it's animated yes iava JS Idas 14:24 das 14:25 Js is iavascript Not java das 14:25 stvle.css X JS java.is style.css 3 message-box message -box RI disnlav: flex I das 14:25 java 1 das 14:25 Javascript then I das 14:25 shut the fuck up Skicka meddelande till index html

Content Isaac Is Laughing imosquera - 25m "IT WORKED!! IT WORKED!!!" my son screamed with joy from his room. I'm teaching him to code python and left him alone to solve a problem. me: "Son, that feeling you had never goes away for as long as you code". This is why programmers love to code. 17 Isaac Is Laughing imosquera 2m update he's now yelling "IT'S NOT WORKING NOW, THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!!" me: "Son, this feeling also never goes away for as long as you code." 17