ci/cd Memes

Github Branch Name Injection

Github Branch Name Injection
Why bother with classic SQL injection when you can just name your branch '; DROP TABLE users; -- and watch the CI/CD pipeline implode? Security teams hate this one weird trick. It's like finding a backdoor to the backdoor. Advanced hackers have moved beyond databases—they're targeting your version control system with the digital equivalent of naming your Wi-Fi "FBI Surveillance Van #7".

The Current Job Market

theCurrentJobMarket | html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, java-memes, linux-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, ux-memes, aws-memes, try-memes, node-memes, nodejs-memes, security-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, spring-memes, mongodb-memes, typescript-memes, bash-memes, docker-memes, selenium-memes, maven-memes, jenkins-memes, mongo-memes, springboot-memes, c#-memes, gcp-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, terraform-memes, nosql-memes, ci/cd-memes, kubernetes-memes, cs-memes, graph-memes, graphql-memes, tcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] 2020 Company We hope you have a pulse because were about to pay you 100k and teach you everything you need to know Me Yay Im a software engineer 2024 Company You must know SQL Java Kubernetes Docker AWS Terraform Jenkins CICD C ServiceNow NoSQL GraphQL Typescript Spring SpringBoot Selenium Maven JUnit Javascript Jest NodeJS MongoDB Angular HTML CSS TCP IP Linux Virtualization TLS GCP Bash have active security clearance masters degree CS or related field and mi um 10 years of experience. Please provide cover letter academic transcript and 3 professional references. Posted now. Entry level role 22.50hr. 800 applications job expired. made with mematic

There Ismore

thereIsmore | tech-memes, development-memes, hacker-memes, server-memes, test-memes, security-memes, api-memes, fix-memes, servers-memes, production-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, ci/cd-memes, open source-memes, devops-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Matt Watson 2nd 4x Founder, CTOCEO, Podcaster, .. Follow View my blog 3d "Technical debt": Move fast and don't fix things "Agile development": Admitting you have no plan "TDD": Guessing the future, one test at a time "Open source": Asking someone else to fix it "CICD: Automating your mistakes into production "API": Asking someone else to do it "DevOps": The belief that more tools fix any problem "Microservices: Creating enough small problems to avoid one big one "Cybersecurity": Playing hide and seek with hackers "Serverless": Pretending servers don't exist until the bill comes "Scrum": Group therapy for being behind schedule

We Use Best Practices

weUseBestPractices | tech-memes, development-memes, hacker-memes, server-memes, test-memes, security-memes, api-memes, fix-memes, servers-memes, production-memes, IT-memes, saas-memes, ide-memes, ci/cd-memes, open source-memes, devops-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Matt Watson Following 4x Founder, CTOCEO, Podcaster, Blogger, 2 SaaS Exits, Help Compa... 15h 4 "Technical debt": Move fast and don't fix things "Agile development": Admitting you have no plan "TDD": Guessing the future, one test at a time "Open source": Asking someone else to fix it "CICD": Automating your mistakes into production "API": Asking someone else to do it "DevOps": The belief that more tools fix any problem "Microservices": Creating enough small problems to avoid one big one "Cybersecurity": Playing hide and seek with hackers "Serverless": Pretending servers don't exist until the bill comes "Scrum": Group therapy for being behind schedule What did I miss? g

CI/CD = 0.2525 (according to Google)

CI/CD = 0.2525 (according to Google) | google-memes, image-memes, search-memes, ide-memes, ci/cd-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Google What is CICD? Q All C Videos Images U Books E News : More Search English pages y Any time y All results y Clear Rad Deg X! ) Inv sin 7 TT COS log tan 8 5 2 Ans EXP XY 9 6 3 d Tools CICD 0.2525 AC Feedback

Back in the day

Back in the day | developer-memes, server-memes, production-memes, ide-memes, ci/cd-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Kelsey Hightower kelseyhightowermastodon.social Back in my day, we didn't need CICD, we had FTP. Real developers made changes in production. Kacrosoft Web Publishing Wizard Please provide your FTP server name and the path to the directory on that server where your files should be published If you do not know the FTP server name or the directory path, contact your system administrator or Internet Service Provider. FTP Server Name: X Directory Path: root Back Next Cancel Dec 19, 2022, 22:40 Web 7 86 290

I really didn't know that NewSQL was a thing

I really didn't know that NewSQL was a thing | programming-memes, coding-memes, code-memes, python-memes, management-memes, program-memes, aws-memes, assembly-memes, random-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, algorithm-memes, tensorflow-memes, algorithms-memes, network-memes, compiler-memes, ML-memes, pip-memes, terraform-memes, spark-memes, nosql-memes, newsql-memes, keras-memes, ci/cd-memes, open source-memes, neural network-memes, data scientist-memes, sklearn-memes, language-memes, pipeline-memes, tables-memes, programming language-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Looking to hire a Jr Data Scientist: - 15 years Python - 30 years SQL - 20 vears AWS -15 years Spark -15 years Terraform - Core contributor to assembly code base - Team plaver - Should have some sort of martial arts experience, whether Ninja, Jujitsu, or Karate. All 3 is preferred. - Knows SQL, NoSQL, NewSQL and all future flavors of SOL - Proiect Management experience - Strong experience with Keras, TensorFlow, Sklearn, XGBoost and preferably has written their own ML library from scratch. - Should have published at least 2 top level academic papers preferably focused around a Convolutional Recurrent Back-propagating Neural Network - Open source contributor at least 5 projects. - Experience leading teams of 10,000 people or more - Managed CICD pipeline for an application with at least 2 billion daily users -Should have at least 1 PhD, 5 is preferred. Yes, we have ping pong tables and an open floor plan and lots of salty snacks in the breakroom. Organic Kombucha on tap. The interviews will consist of a 5 day process of whiteboarding algorithms from scratch followed by writing your own compiler and a coding exam will be taken at random from the 20 most popular programming languages.

This job I found wants dev to lift weights? Well gotta husle while coding

This job I found wants dev to lift weights? Well gotta husle while coding | coding-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, php-memes, java-memes, computer science-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, management-memes, node-memes, node.js-memes, git-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, spring-memes, database-memes, mongodb-memes, algorithm-memes, forms-memes, spring boot-memes, docker-memes, function-memes, oop-memes, algorithms-memes, network-memes, mongo-memes, edge-memes, cloud-memes, ci/cd-memes, source code-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 6:09 0 0 7 6 11 0 77 You 1 minute ago Software Engineer KQED San Francisco, CA (On-site) Qualifications Skills in Easy Apply Demonstrable knowledge of Computer Science fundamentals - data algorithms and software fundamentals like SDLC, networking Good knowledge of Agile lifecycle methodologies: Agile, Scrum etc. At least 3 years or more of experience in developing modern back-er using one or more of the following: Node.jsJavaScript, PHP and Wor Spring Boot. Strong knowledge experience with no-SQL databases such as Elas MongoDB. Sound knowledge of source code management systems such as: git, Strong knowledge of CICD environments (we use Spinnaker, in conji Docker). Familiarity with cloud native applications and cloud platforms like GC Ability to collaborate and communicate within a cross functional tear Ability to independently work on small features across codebases. Physical Demands: Ability to lift a minimum of fifteen (15) pounds; Ability to exert maximum muscle force to lift, push, pull or carry: Ability to use abdominal and lower back muscles over time without fe Ability to stand andor sit for extended periods; Ability to bend, stoop, stretch, twist, sit, and reach; Fine motor skills: Good visual and auditory acuitv. The physical demands described here represent those that an emplovee mu the essential functions of this iob successfullv.

The agile way to use Tinder

The agile way to use Tinder | tinder-memes, date-memes, ci/cd-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content the tinder. life cycle Agile dating using CICD Da Ca Go on Dates Swipe (right only) Improve Look Update Profile Core Metrics 4 replies per DM 4 dates per week A rating of matches Continuous Improvement Dating (CC BY) Musa V. Ahmed

how is this even possible?

how is this even possible? | coding-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, python-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, computing-memes, machine learning-memes, management-memes, server-memes, aws-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, node-memes, nodejs-memes, loc-memes, machine-memes, lock-memes, git-memes, data-memes, security-memes, windows-memes, bash-memes, docker-memes, function-memes, powershell-memes, rest-memes, shell-memes, jenkins-memes, blockchain-memes, monitor-memes, network-memes, cloud-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, artificial intelligence-memes, bot-memes, big data-memes, pip-memes, terraform-memes, ci/cd-memes, puppet-memes, kubernetes-memes, container-memes, devops-memes, sysadmin-memes, chef-memes, pipeline-memes, cs-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You will bring cross-domain expertise, covering a mix of many of the following areas: AWS - laas, Boto3, DevOps Serverless Computing - Lambda, Containers (Docker, Kubernetes, ECSEKS), Kinesis, API Gateway Infrastructure as Code (laC) - CloudFormation, Terraform, AWS SAM Networking Security - RBACABAC, Troubleshooting, Scanning, Encryption, AWS ControlTower, SSO (AWS SSO, Okta), AWS Cognito, AWS Transit Gateway Sysadmin Skills - Windows, Linux, Active Directory, Patching, Backup, Monitoring CICD - Pipelines, Tooling, Testing, Git Deployment Models, Jenkins, AWS CodePipeline Coding - Python, Bash, Powershell, NodeJs, Go Config Management - Chef, Puppet, Ansible, AWS SSM You have worked with a variety of customers (internalexternal) on a number of projects in a consultative nature. Stakeholder Management - You have guided andor influenced customer stakeholders You have a keen interest in emerging technologies such as Machine Learning, loT, Artificial Intelligence, Blockchain, Big Data, Virtual Reality etc. PROACTIVE: Take an active interest in what's going on in the business outside of your immediate function. Identify ProdrammerHumor io

So, would you prefer a CI/CD restaurant or a waterfall one?

So, would you prefer a CI/CD restaurant or a waterfall one? | rest-memes, ci/cd-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Your rice, sir Thank you! Your beans, sir More water UIP CONTINUOUS DELIVERY RESTAURANT Daniel Stori (turnoff.us! Your beef, si We've improved the beef, sIr I'm done! Agile is not working for restaurant si ( WATERFALL SNACK BAR

Finally a job listing with reasonable qualifications.

Finally a job listing with reasonable qualifications. | programming-memes, coding-memes, code-memes, python-memes, management-memes, program-memes, aws-memes, assembly-memes, random-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, list-memes, algorithm-memes, tensorflow-memes, algorithms-memes, network-memes, compiler-memes, ML-memes, pip-memes, terraform-memes, spark-memes, nosql-memes, newsql-memes, keras-memes, ci/cd-memes, open source-memes, neural network-memes, data scientist-memes, sklearn-memes, language-memes, pipeline-memes, tables-memes, programming language-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Looking to hire a Jr Data Scientist: - 15 years Python - 30 years SQL - 20 years AWS - 15 years Spark - 15 years Terraform - Core contributor to assembly code base - Team player - Should have some sort of martial arts experience, whether Ninja, Jujitsu, or Karate. All 3 is preferred. - Knows SQL, NoSQL, NewSQL and all future flavors of SQL - Project Management experience - Strong experience with Keras, TensorFlow, Sklearn, XGBoost and preferably has written their own ML library from scratch. - Should have published at least 2 top level academic papers preferably focused around a Convolutional Recurrent Back-propagating Neural Network - Open source contributor at least 5 projects. - Experience leading teams of 10,000 people or more - Managed CICD pipeline for an application with at least 2 billion daily users - Should have at least 1 PhD, 5 is preferred. Yes, we have ping pong tables and an open floor plan and lots of salty snacks in the breakroom. Organic Kombucha on tap. The interviews will consist of a 5 day process of whiteboarding algorithms from scratch followed by writing your own compiler and a coding exam will be taken at random from the 20 most popular programming languages.