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Feeling Of A Successful Push

12 days ago 153.8K views 0 shares

That smug satisfaction when someone doubts your code and then it passes CI/CD on the first try. You just sit there, puffed up like this eagle, radiating pure "I told you so" energy. No words needed—just that look of absolute vindication. Bonus points if you pushed without running tests locally because you live dangerously and trust your instincts. The dopamine hit is unmatched. It's the developer equivalent of a mic drop, except the mic is your keyboard and you're just sitting there looking incredibly pleased with yourself.

Fixing CI

Git Devops Programming Debugging Testing

17 days ago 205.8K views 0 shares

The five stages of grief, but for CI/CD pipelines. Started with "ci bruh" (the only commit that actually passed), then descended into pure existential dread with commits like "i hate CI", "I cant belive it", and my personal favorite, "CI u in h..." which got cut off but we all know where that was going. Fourteen commits. All on the same day. All failing except the first one. The developer went through denial ("bro i got to fix CI"), anger ("i hate CI"), bargaining ("Try CI again"), and eventually just... gave up on creative commit messages entirely. "CI", "CI again", "CI U again"—truly the work of someone whose soul has left their body. The best part? "Finally Fix CI" at commit 14 still failed. Because of course it did. That's not optimism, that's Stockholm syndrome. When your commit messages turn into a cry for help and your CI pipeline is still red, maybe it's time to just push to production and let chaos decide.

Courage Driven Coding

Git Devops Programming Debugging Backend

22 days ago 277.7K views 0 shares

When you skip the entire compilation step and push straight to production, you're not just living dangerously—you're basically proposing marriage on the first date. The sheer audacity of committing to master without even checking if your code compiles is the kind of confidence that either makes you a legend or gets you fired. Probably both, in that order. Some call it reckless. Others call it a war crime against DevOps. But hey, who needs CI/CD pipelines when you've got pure, unfiltered bravery? The compiler warnings were just suggestions anyway, right? Right?!

Save Animals, Push To Prod

Testing Devops Programming Backend Cloud

1 month ago 328.0K views 0 shares

The ethical choice is clear: skip all those pesky staging environments and test suites, and just YOLO your code straight to production. Why torture innocent lab animals with rigorous testing when you can torture your users instead? The bunny gets to live, the servers get to burn, and your on-call rotation gets to experience true character development at 2 AM on a Saturday. It's a win-win-win situation where everyone loses except the rabbit. The badge format perfectly mimics those "cruelty-free" product certifications, except instead of promising no harm to animals, it promises maximum harm to your infrastructure. The flames engulfing the server stack are a nice touch—really captures that warm, cozy feeling you get when your deployment takes down the entire platform and the Slack notifications start rolling in faster than you can silence them.

Devin Got Fired

Typescript Devops Git Programming Debugging

1 month ago 345.1K views 1 shares

Someone named Devin on the team got fired, and the devs decided to immortalize the moment by removing the @ts-expect-error comment that was basically saying "yeah TypeScript will yell at you here, but trust me bro, it works." The deleted comment is pure gold though: "DEVIN, STOP REMOVING THIS LINE YOU DUMBASS, YES TYPESCRIPT DOES THROW AN ERROR IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT, NO THIS IS NOT 'UNUSED', AND YES YOU HAVE BROKEN OUR CI PIPELINE EVERY TIME YOU DO IT" You can almost feel the rage of whoever wrote that after Devin broke the build for the third time in a week. Poor Devin probably thought they were being helpful by "cleaning up unused code" without understanding what @ts-expect-error actually does. Now that Devin's gone, the comment can finally be removed... because there's no one left to keep removing it. RIP to the CI pipeline's most frequent visitor.

I'm A DevOps Engineer And This Is Deep

Devops Git Kubernetes Docker Debugging

1 month ago 368.5K views 0 shares

The DevOps pipeline journey: where you fail spectacularly through eight different stages before finally achieving a single successful deploy, only to immediately break something else and start the whole catastrophic cycle again. It's like watching someone walk through a minefield, step on every single mine, get blown back to the start, and then somehow stumble through successfully on pure luck and desperation. That top line of red X's? That's your Monday morning after someone pushed to production on Friday at 4:59 PM. The middle line? Tuesday's "quick fix" that somehow made things worse. And that beautiful bottom line of green checkmarks? That's Wednesday at 3 AM when you've finally fixed everything and your CI/CD pipeline is greener than your energy drink-fueled hallucinations. The real tragedy is that one red X on the bottom line—that's the single test that passes locally but fails in production because "it works on my machine" is the DevOps equivalent of "thoughts and prayers."

The Cross-Platform Trifecta Of Pain

MacOS Devops Apple Windows Programming

1 month ago 318.5K views 0 shares

Ah, the universal law of cross-platform development. Linux and Windows builds passing with flying green checkmarks while macOS is just sitting there with its red error badge like "I woke up and chose violence today." The ticket says "Fix macOS build #3" which implies this is the developer's third attempt at appeasing the Apple gods. At this point, they're probably considering whether learning to herd actual cats might be easier than dealing with macOS build issues.

Deploy To Production: The Eternal Temptation

Devops Programming Debugging Testing

4 months ago 251.7K views 0 shares

Deploy To Production: The Eternal Temptation

The eternal struggle between doing things right and doing things fast. Two buttons: one inviting you to safely deploy to test with a friendly "YES" button, and the other—surrounded by hazard stripes—screaming "Deploy Directly to Production" with a firm "NO" button. Yet there you are, sweating profusely, knowing deep down that you're going to bypass all those carefully crafted CI/CD pipelines because "it's just a small fix" and "nobody will notice." Narrator: Everyone noticed. Seven years of building robust deployment processes, and we still hit that production button like it's the last slice of pizza at 2 AM. Pure self-sabotage wrapped in the sweet illusion of efficiency.

The Manual Deployment "Hack"

Devops AWS Javascript Programming Backend

6 months ago 470.2K views 0 shares

The ultimate bait-and-switch! First declares "CI/CD is a scam" to trigger every DevOps engineer on LinkedIn, then proceeds to describe... the most basic manual deployment process imaginable. What he's describing is literally the antithesis of CI/CD - spinning up EC2 instances and manually SSHing to deploy code. That's like saying "electric cars are a scam" and then revealing your amazing alternative is... walking. The cherry on top is the company name "Unemployed.ai" and the self-aware closing line. Pro tip: following this "advice" is indeed the fastest path to joining the unemployment statistics!

The Ultimate Developer Get-Out-Of-Work Card

Git Devops Programming Cloud

7 months ago 243.4K views 0 shares

The Ultimate Developer Get-Out-Of-Work Card

When GitHub Actions decides to take a coffee break, developers suddenly find themselves with a perfectly valid excuse to do absolutely nothing. The beauty of CI/CD dependency is that when it fails, your entire workflow grinds to a halt—and no manager can argue with "the pipeline is broken." It's the digital equivalent of "sorry, can't come to work, the roads are closed." The stick figure manager's immediate retreat from "get back to work" to "oh, carry on" perfectly captures that universal understanding that fighting the GitHub outage gods is futile. Modern development's greatest productivity hack: GitHub status page bookmarked for emergencies.

The Pipeline Terrorist Has Been Identified

Devops Git Docker Programming Debugging

7 months ago 376.3K views 0 shares

The Pipeline Terrorist Has Been Identified

THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY OF OUR TIME! 🔥 Some developer thought it was a brilliant idea to hardcode their local desktop path into the CI/CD pipeline, and now the entire build is collapsing like my will to live on Monday mornings! Nothing says "I'm special" quite like using C:\Users\Dave\Desktop\project\ in production code. The rest of us are just sitting here, drowning in error messages, contemplating career changes while staring into the void. The betrayal! The audacity! I can literally feel my soul leaving my body with each failed build notification. And the worst part? We all know exactly who did it because WE'VE ALL DONE IT AT SOME POINT. 💀

Solopreneur Programmer Graveyard

Programming Webdev Devops Agile Git

8 months ago 332.1K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic solopreneur delusion! Why validate your idea with a simple landing page when you can disappear into the engineering rabbit hole instead? Nothing says "I'm a serious developer" quite like meticulously crafting a CI/CD pipeline for an app that literally nobody asked for and probably never will. The true entrepreneurial spirit: ignoring market validation in favor of building infrastructure that would impress your developer friends... if only they cared. But hey, at least you'll have the most robust deployment system for your zero users!

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