tensorflow Memes

The Import Statement War Crime
Python AI Programming Debugging
2 days ago 58.8K views 0 shares
The Import Statement War Crime
The absolute carnage of those import aliases! It's like watching someone deliberately rewire your house so the light switch controls the garbage disposal. For the uninitiated, this person swapped all the standard Python data science library aliases in the most unholy way possible: tensorflow as plt , pandas as tf , numpy as pd , and matplotlib.pyplot as np . This is psychological warfare against data scientists who have muscle memory for these imports. Imagine typing np.array() and getting a plotting function instead of a NumPy array. Pure chaos. Satan himself would say "whoa, take it easy."

Python Programmers Be Like
Python Devops Programming Debugging
16 days ago 74.0K views 0 shares
Python Programmers Be Like
The famous quote about chopping down trees just got a Python upgrade! Nothing says "modern development" like spending 67% of your project time just figuring out which version of NumPy works with TensorFlow which works with Pandas which works with your specific OS. Meanwhile your actual code is three lines that could've been written in 20 minutes if pip didn't hate you personally. Four hours later: "Hello World" successfully displayed... but only in this very specific virtual environment that will mysteriously break next Tuesday.

The Machine Learning Affair
AI Programming Python
1 month ago 105.6K views 0 shares
The Machine Learning Affair
The eternal machine learning love triangle! Your relationship with TensorFlow was going just fine until PyTorch walked by with those sleek dynamic computation graphs and intuitive Python interface. Now you're doing that awkward neck-twist of betrayal while TensorFlow catches you eyeing PyTorch's hot new features. The static graph never felt so... static. Let's be honest, we've all mentally cheated on our ML frameworks. It's not you, TensorFlow, it's your verbose API and that whole session management thing.

Huge Fan Of Pure Chaos
Python AI Math Programming
1 month ago 108.7K views 0 shares
Huge Fan Of Pure Chaos
Nothing says "I'm about to create absolute chaos" like importing TensorFlow as plt, Pandas as np, NumPy as tf, and Matplotlib as pd. This unholy alias swap is the data science equivalent of putting the milk in before the cereal. Even Satan himself is impressed by this level of pure evil. It's the kind of code that makes senior devs wake up in cold sweats and frantically check their git blame history.

Gotta catch 'em all
Javascript Python Java Linux Frontend
5 months ago 161.4K views 1 shares
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Idont Even Need Aheater Anymore
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1 year ago 27.2K views 0 shares
IDontEvenNeedAHeaterAnymore | tensorflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Where Is Pokemon
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1 year ago 69.8K views 0 shares
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This almost feels like a test (for data science intern application).
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1 year ago 71.9K views 0 shares
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I really didn't know that NewSQL was a thing
Programming AWS Python Linux Databases
1 year ago 159.8K views 0 shares
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who else?
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1 year ago 63.8K views 0 shares
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Data psychopath
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1 year ago 31.0K views 0 shares
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Content Tweet Chip Huyen chipro I saw a guy debugging his model today. No idpb. No unittest. No visualization. No disabling regularization. He just sat there staring at every line of code and cursing TensorFlow. Like every machine learning researcher I know. 1:24 pm 26 Oct 19 Twitter Web App 187 Retweets 1,377 Likes ProdrammerHumor.io

This guy really grouped C# and C++ together
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1 year ago 70.0K views 0 shares
This guy really grouped C# and C++ together | javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, c++-memes, git-memes, pandas-memes, scala-memes, numpy-memes, tensorflow-memes, oop-memes, flask-memes, hadoop-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, linkedin-memes, bootstrap-memes, c#-memes, spark-memes, keras-memes, jupyter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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