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How Everyone Here Will Be In A Few Weeks

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How Everyone Here Will Be In A Few Weeks

The eternal Discord vs. self-hosted debate, now with extra drama. First panel: "TeamSpeak is a Discord alternative that doesn't use Electron!" *crowd goes wild*. Second panel: "You have to run your own server hardware" *instant rage*. Because nothing says "I value my privacy and hate bloated software" quite like spending your weekend configuring port forwarding, dealing with dynamic DNS, and explaining to your ISP why you need a static IP. Sure, Discord eats 500MB of RAM just to send a GIF, but at least you don't need a degree in network administration to use it. The real kicker? In a few weeks, half the people who championed self-hosting will quietly crawl back to Discord because their server crashed during game night and nobody could figure out why. The other half will become insufferable about their uptime stats.

Is Windows FOSS Now?

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3 days ago 212.2K views 0 shares

So apparently if you use AI to write your code and don't properly document which parts the robot wrote, you forfeit copyright on your entire codebase. The legal loophole here is chef's kiss—those copyright notices and licenses you slapped on your GitHub repo? Completely unenforceable. Your proprietary code just became public domain faster than you can say "Copilot autocomplete." The title jokes about Windows potentially becoming FOSS (Free and Open Source Software) through this accidental legal backdoor. Given how much AI-generated code Microsoft is probably shipping these days, one missed disclosure form and boom—Windows 11 is suddenly GPL'd. The irony of a tech giant potentially open-sourcing their crown jewel because they forgot to fill out the paperwork is *delicious*. Time to start combing through Microsoft's repos for undisclosed AI contributions, I guess. Free Windows for everyone!

Linux Be Like

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5 days ago 296.8K views 0 shares

Linux sitting there like the only kid in class who didn't cheat on the exam while everyone else is comparing notes. Microsoft's out here with telemetry baked into every corner of Windows, Google's entire business model is literally "we know what you searched at 2 PM last Thursday," and Apple's playing the privacy card while still knowing your exact location down to the centimeter. Meanwhile, Linux is just genuinely confused why anyone would even want to collect user data in the first place. Open source means open code—can't hide spyware when thousands of neckbeards are reading every line you commit. It's like showing up to a surveillance capitalism party and being the only one who brought actual privacy.

Out Of Touch Corpo's Think We're Really Gonna Accept Their Surveillance Slop

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6 days ago 171.1K views 0 shares

Out Of Touch Corpo's Think We're Really Gonna Accept Their Surveillance Slop

When Discord announced they're adding AI features and TeamSpeak suddenly started showing signs of life after being in hibernation since 2009, developers everywhere felt a disturbance in the Force. Discord (the corpo overlord) thought devs would just roll over and accept their new "features" that definitely won't be used to train AI models on your private conversations. Meanwhile, TeamSpeak – the OG voice chat that everyone thought was six feet under – casually strolls back into the scene like "reports of my death were greatly exaggerated." Turns out self-hosted, privacy-respecting software doesn't look so ancient when the alternative is having an AI bot lurking in your voice channels. Who knew that not wanting your debugging sessions fed into a language model would make TeamSpeak relevant again? The irony is delicious: companies keep adding "features" nobody asked for, and suddenly software from the dial-up era becomes the hot new thing.

Disappointed Yet Again

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6 days ago 252.0K views 0 shares

Oh, the eternal cycle of hope and despair! You Google your bug, find a GitHub issue from 2017, and think "FINALLY! Someone else suffered through this nightmare and surely the devs have blessed us with a fix by now!" But NOPE. You scroll through four entire pages of people begging for a solution, only to find h4t0n dropped a comment last week asking "any progress on this?" and the silence is DEAFENING. The "GODDAMMIT" at the end? That's the sound of your soul leaving your body as you realize you're about to become comment number 247 asking the same question. Spoiler alert: there will be no progress. There never is. Welcome to open source, where issues from the Obama administration still haunt us. 💀

Dis Ap Point Ed Ye Tagain

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7 days ago 232.4K views 0 shares

Every developer's journey to enlightenment: Google the bug, find that sacred GitHub issue from 2017, think "surely this ancient artifact has been resolved by the maintainers," scroll through four pages of increasingly desperate comments, only to find h4t0n asking the real question 7 days ago with zero responses. The cycle of disappointment is complete. GODDAMMIT indeed. The real kicker? You're not just disappointed—you're disappointed again , because deep down you knew this would happen. That 2017 issue is still open for a reason, and h4t0n's comment is basically your own internal monologue externalized into the void. Welcome to open source, where issues age like fine wine but never get resolved.

N O! 2026 Ha S T O B E Th E Y Ea R O F L In Ux!!1!

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9 days ago 239.7K views 0 shares

N O! 2026 Ha S T O B E Th E Y Ea R O F L In Ux!!1!

Every. Single. Year. Since the early 2000s, Linux enthusiasts have been screaming from the rooftops that THIS is the year Linux will finally dominate the desktop market and dethrone Windows. Spoiler alert: it's been over two decades of the same prophecy, and Windows is still sitting pretty on like 75% of desktops while Linux hovers around 3%. But do Linux fanboys give up? ABSOLUTELY NOT. They'll read that book of broken promises, get FURIOUS at the audacity of reality, and immediately declare that 2026 (or 2027, or 2028...) will DEFINITELY be the chosen year. The denial is so strong you could power a server farm with it. Meanwhile, Linux continues to quietly dominate servers, supercomputers, and Android devices, but nope—desktop supremacy or bust!

Senior Vibe Coder Dealing With Vulnerability As A Service

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11 days ago 205.1K views 0 shares

Senior Vibe Coder Dealing With Vulnerability As A Service

So OpenClaw created a registry that's basically a buffet of malicious npm packages, and now they're getting roasted for not having a plan to deal with it. Classic "move fast and break things" energy, except they broke the entire supply chain. The maintainer's responses are *chef's kiss* levels of passive-aggressive helplessness. "Yeah got any ideas?" "I don't have a magical AI" "And who reviews the flags?" Dude basically built a vulnerability-as-a-service platform and is now asking the internet for product management advice. The "I understand you have a lot on your plate" reply is the most polite way anyone has ever said "bro you're cooked." That table showing skills with 3+ variants and 400+ downloads? That's 200+ malicious packages just vibing in the registry, waiting to pwn some junior dev who npm installs without reading. The real kicker is everyone realizing there's no review process, no flagging system, and apparently no exit strategy. Just pure chaos with a nice UI. Someone suggest they just shut it down and got hit with "or people us their brain when finding skills" – because yeah, expecting developers to manually vet every dependency has worked SO well historically. 🙃

Sadly They Don't Accept Donations

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16 days ago 193.3K views 0 shares

When someone suggests paying for YouTube Premium to avoid ads, but you've already made your choice. Billy knows what's up – why pay a monthly subscription when uBlock Origin exists and does the job perfectly for free? The irony is delicious: YouTube doesn't have a donation button, but they sure want that Premium money. Meanwhile, developers are out here installing ad blockers faster than you can say "skip ad." The real kicker? If YouTube actually accepted donations like Wikipedia, we'd probably all feel guilty enough to throw them a few bucks. But nope, it's either Premium or the ad blocker life. Billy chose wisely.

The Era Of Linux Gaming

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19 days ago 202.8K views 0 shares

The evolution of gaming platforms perfectly captured in three stages of corporate desperation. Nintendo and Xbox started out hostile, screaming at you for daring to emulate their precious titles or even thinking about buying used games (because how dare you not pay full price twice). Then they pivoted to the subscription model grift, begging you to please subscribe because their "exclusives" are totally worth it. Meanwhile, Linux gaming just rolled up like the chad it is and said "do whatever you want, it's your machine." No DRM tantrums, no subscription guilt trips, just pure freedom. Proton and Steam Deck really turned Linux from "yeah but can it run games tho?" into "yeah it runs YOUR games better than your own OS." The irony? The platform that was supposedly "not ready for gaming" ended up being the most pro-gamer of them all.

Resurrect Your Old Spare Computer

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20 days ago 205.5K views 0 shares

So you dug that dusty 2009 laptop out of the closet, slapped Linux on it, and suddenly you're running a self-hosted VPN, Pi-hole, and maybe a Nextcloud instance. Your friends think you've gone full tinfoil hat mode, but you're just practicing good OPSEC (operational security) like any reasonable person who's read one too many articles about data brokers. The drill sergeant format is chef's kiss here—because yeah, caring about digital privacy in 2024 shouldn't be some fringe conspiracy theory. It's literally just common sense with extra steps. That old ThinkPad running Debian isn't paranoia; it's called not wanting your smart toaster to know your browsing history. Plus, Linux on old hardware is basically necromancy. That machine was practically e-waste until you gave it a second life as your personal Fort Knox. Windows would've needed 45 minutes just to boot.

What's Going On

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21 days ago 278.1K views 0 shares

Linux users living in their peaceful bubble of open-source superiority, only to wake up and discover that Windows is suddenly the internet's punching bag again. It's like being a vegan at a barbecue—you didn't even have to say anything, everyone just started dunking on meat eaters unprompted. Whether it's forced updates, telemetry drama, or yet another "feature" nobody asked for, Windows manages to unite the internet in collective groaning. Meanwhile, Linux users just sit there with their perfectly customized distros, sipping coffee, wondering what fresh hell Microsoft unleashed this time.

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