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Sadly They Don't Accept Donations

Sadly They Don't Accept Donations
When someone suggests paying for YouTube Premium to avoid ads, but you've already made your choice. Billy knows what's up – why pay a monthly subscription when uBlock Origin exists and does the job perfectly for free? The irony is delicious: YouTube doesn't have a donation button, but they sure want that Premium money. Meanwhile, developers are out here installing ad blockers faster than you can say "skip ad." The real kicker? If YouTube actually accepted donations like Wikipedia, we'd probably all feel guilty enough to throw them a few bucks. But nope, it's either Premium or the ad blocker life. Billy chose wisely.

The Era Of Linux Gaming

The Era Of Linux Gaming
The evolution of gaming platforms perfectly captured in three stages of corporate desperation. Nintendo and Xbox started out hostile, screaming at you for daring to emulate their precious titles or even thinking about buying used games (because how dare you not pay full price twice). Then they pivoted to the subscription model grift, begging you to please subscribe because their "exclusives" are totally worth it. Meanwhile, Linux gaming just rolled up like the chad it is and said "do whatever you want, it's your machine." No DRM tantrums, no subscription guilt trips, just pure freedom. Proton and Steam Deck really turned Linux from "yeah but can it run games tho?" into "yeah it runs YOUR games better than your own OS." The irony? The platform that was supposedly "not ready for gaming" ended up being the most pro-gamer of them all.

Resurrect Your Old Spare Computer

Resurrect Your Old Spare Computer
So you dug that dusty 2009 laptop out of the closet, slapped Linux on it, and suddenly you're running a self-hosted VPN, Pi-hole, and maybe a Nextcloud instance. Your friends think you've gone full tinfoil hat mode, but you're just practicing good OPSEC (operational security) like any reasonable person who's read one too many articles about data brokers. The drill sergeant format is chef's kiss here—because yeah, caring about digital privacy in 2024 shouldn't be some fringe conspiracy theory. It's literally just common sense with extra steps. That old ThinkPad running Debian isn't paranoia; it's called not wanting your smart toaster to know your browsing history. Plus, Linux on old hardware is basically necromancy. That machine was practically e-waste until you gave it a second life as your personal Fort Knox. Windows would've needed 45 minutes just to boot.

What's Going On

What's Going On
Linux users living in their peaceful bubble of open-source superiority, only to wake up and discover that Windows is suddenly the internet's punching bag again. It's like being a vegan at a barbecue—you didn't even have to say anything, everyone just started dunking on meat eaters unprompted. Whether it's forced updates, telemetry drama, or yet another "feature" nobody asked for, Windows manages to unite the internet in collective groaning. Meanwhile, Linux users just sit there with their perfectly customized distros, sipping coffee, wondering what fresh hell Microsoft unleashed this time.

Somethings Supporting Those Umm Technologies

Somethings Supporting Those Umm Technologies
Ah yes, the classic tech industry anatomy lesson. OpenAI and Microsoft Copilot are getting all the attention up top, looking shiny and impressive, while the real MVPs—FOSS projects, independent artists, and venture capital—are doing the heavy lifting down below. It's almost poetic how these AI giants are basically standing on the shoulders of... well, everything else. OpenAI scraped half the internet (including your GitHub repos, you're welcome), Copilot trained on millions of lines of open-source code, and both are propped up by billions in VC money that's desperately hoping this AI bubble doesn't pop before they exit. The irony? The open-source community built the foundation, artists unknowingly donated their work to the training sets, and VCs threw cash at it like confetti. Meanwhile, the fancy AI tools get all the credit while casually forgetting to mention the awkward "how did we get this data again?" conversation. Classic tech move—stand on giants, claim you're flying.

I Hate Microsoft

I Hate Microsoft
When you're so done with Microsoft's ecosystem that you're ready to pledge your soul to Valve and their Steam Deck running SteamOS (which is Linux-based, btw). The irony? You're basically begging a gaming company to save you from Windows updates, forced reboots, and the never-ending "We're getting things ready for you" screens. The best part is that SteamOS is built on Linux, so you're essentially saying "I'd rather learn Proton compatibility layers and fiddle with Wine prefixes than deal with one more Edge browser popup." And honestly? Valid. At least when Linux breaks, you chose to break it yourself.

Best Pull Request Of All Time

Best Pull Request Of All Time
Someone really just opened a PR to add their own name to the README as a "random contributor" because they "thought it would be cool to be on it." The sheer audacity of this self-nomination is chef's kiss. No code changes, no bug fixes, no documentation improvements—just pure, unfiltered main character energy. And they're "open to feedbacks on the implementation" like they just architected a distributed system instead of typing their own name into a markdown file. The reactions tell the whole story: 1 thumbs up (probably from their alt account), 9 thumbs down, 8 laughing emojis, and 2 party poppers from people who appreciate the comedy gold. This is the kind of confidence we all need when negotiating salaries, honestly.

All Money Probably Went Into Nvidia GPUs

All Money Probably Went Into Nvidia GPUs
Running Postgres at scale for 800 million users while conveniently forgetting to contribute back to the open-source project that's literally holding your entire infrastructure together? Classic move. PostgreSQL is one of those legendary open-source databases that powers half the internet—from Instagram to Spotify—yet somehow companies rake in billions while the maintainers survive on coffee and GitHub stars. The goose's awkward retreat is basically every tech company when you ask about their open-source contributions. They'll spend $50 million on GPU clusters for their "revolutionary AI chatbot" but can't spare $10k for the database that's been rock-solid since before some of their engineers were born. The PostgreSQL team literally enables trillion-dollar valuations and gets... what, a shoutout in the docs? Fun fact: PostgreSQL doesn't even have a corporate sponsor like MySQL (Oracle) or MongoDB. It's maintained by a volunteer community and the PostgreSQL Global Development Group. So yeah, maybe toss them a few bucks between your next GPU shipment.

Open Source Revenge Arc

Open Source Revenge Arc
Nothing says "I'm totally over it" quite like spending 6 months of your life building a competing product out of pure spite. Got ghosted by your dream company? No problem! Just casually architect an entire open-source alternative that threatens their market share. The ultimate power move: turning rejection into a GitHub repo with 50k stars while they're stuck maintaining their legacy codebase. Who needs therapy when you can channel all that emotional damage into disrupting an entire industry? The villain origin story we all secretly fantasize about.

Journalists Having Bad Ideas About Software Development

Journalists Having Bad Ideas About Software Development
So a tech journalist just suggested that open source should "ban itself" in certain countries based on geopolitics. That's like suggesting gravity should stop working in specific time zones because of trade disputes. The entire point of open source is that the code is, well, open . It's publicly available. You can't "ban" something that's already distributed across millions of repositories, forks, and local machines worldwide. Even if you deleted every GitHub repo tomorrow, the code would still exist on countless hard drives, mirrors, and archive sites. Trying to geofence open source is like trying to un-ring a bell or put toothpaste back in the tube. The MIT license doesn't come with geographical restrictions for a reason. That's literally the opposite of how information distribution works on the internet. But hey, at least we got a solid Boromir meme out of someone's fundamental misunderstanding of software licensing and distribution.

Replace Github

Replace Github
Someone just declared war on GitHub and the official GitHub account swooped in with the most passive-aggressive "please share the repo link bestie 👀" energy imaginable. It's giving "I dare you to actually build something better" vibes. The sheer confidence of GitHub basically saying "go ahead, we'll wait" while sitting on their throne of 100+ million repositories is CHEF'S KISS. They know nobody's replacing them anytime soon, and they're not even trying to hide it. The ratio of engagement on their reply? *Devastating*. GitHub really said "talk is cheap, show me the code" and the internet collectively lost it.

Finally Inner Peace

Finally Inner Peace
You know that feeling when you discover a GitHub repo that looks like it'll solve all your problems, and then you check the commit history? Most of the time it's either "last updated 4 years ago" or the dreaded "initial commit" from 2019. But 5 hours ago? That's the developer equivalent of finding a warm pizza in an abandoned building—suspicious but absolutely delightful. It means the maintainer is not only alive, but actively working on it RIGHT NOW. No more praying to the open-source gods that your issue will get answered sometime before the heat death of the universe. No more forking a dead project and becoming the reluctant maintainer yourself. Just pure, unadulterated hope that your pull request might actually get merged. This is what serenity looks like in the chaotic hellscape of dependency management.