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The infinite money glitch nobody told you about! Python developers sitting there with stacks of cash just because they can install packages without the corporate world noticing they're doing absolutely nothing. "Hey boss, still working on those dependencies!" *proceeds to run pip install for the 47th time while browsing Reddit* The real genius is convincing management that each dependency takes a full day to configure. "Sorry, NumPy is being particularly stubborn today. Might need to order pizza and work late."

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of Python using a plain TEXT file for dependencies! 💀 JavaScript developers clutching their precious package.json files like it's the holy grail, only to discover Python developers are out here living like BARBARIANS with requirements.txt! It's like discovering your sophisticated neighbor who judges your IKEA furniture actually sleeps on a MATTRESS ON THE FLOOR. The betrayal! The drama! The simplicity that somehow... just... works?!

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[text] WAITING.EOR CI PIPELINETO FINISH...

[text] when azure devops says a task failed so you cancel it and refresh and now it says it passed

Content run tests deployment pipeline code fail success deploy to production run ) tests Code Success Fail fail success code run tests

Content YO MISTER WHITE! someone's at the door who is it Swapping without using a third variable a a b: b a - b: a a - b; JESSE! JESSE!!! YOUR INTEGER OVERFLOW VULNERABILITY IS MAKING DENNIS RITCHIE ROLL IN HIS GRAVE! THE MODERN LLVM COMPILER PIPELINE HAS SPENT DECADES OPTIMIZING TEMPORARY VARIABLE ALLOCATION WITH SSA FORM, WHILE YOUR CLEVER CODE IS DESTROYING BOTH THE ARM AND X86 PIPELINE'S ABILITY TO PERFORM SPECULATIVE EXECUTION! YOUR ARITHMETIC TRICKS ARE CREATING SERIAL DEPENDENCIES IN THE CPU'S RESERVATION STATIONS, COMPLETELY NULLIFYING OUT-OF-ORDER EXECUTION! THE L1 CACHE PREFETCH LOGIC CAN'T ESTABLISH ANY COHERENT STRIDE PATTERN, THE BRANCH PREDICTION UNIT IS STALLING ON EVERY SPECULATIVE PATH, AND THE LOAD-STORE UNIT'S MEMORY DISAMBIGUATION LOGIC CAN'T MAINTAIN COHERENCY! AND DON'T YOU DARE SUGGEST YOUR XOR SWAP - IT CREATES A SERIAL DEPENDENCY CHAIN THAT DESTROYS INSTRUCTION LEVEL PARALLELISM AND PREVENTS BOTH MICRO-OP AND MACRO-OP FUSION ON MODERN ARCHITECTURESI A CLEAN TEMPORARY VARIABLE ALLOWS THE REGISTER ALLOCATOR TO MAINTAIN OPTIMAL REGISTER PRESSURE AND ENABLES STORE-TO-LOAD FORWARDING! BUT NO. YOU HAD TO PLAY CODE GOLF AND CREATE NON-TEMPORAL MEMORY ACCESS PATTERNS THAT DESTROY CACHE LOCALITY! THE PAGE TABLE WALKER IS THRASHING, AND THE TLB HIT RATE HAS DROPPED TO SINGLE DIGITS!

Content Samperson SamNChiet Follow You have no clue. I have done so much worse shit than that 4000 line ifelse. I once played sound effects by opening 8 instances of Windows Media Player and piping the sound files into them. Over ten million people played that game. 23:18 23.04.24 From Earth 1,1M Views 1,2K Reposts 109 Quotes 20K Likes 2K Bookmarks 17

Content Team manager: "Client is closing this project, nothing in pipeline for this team" new comer arrogant idiot experienced imgtip corogrammer one who never contributed

Content pip install rembg Remove Image Background using Python from rembg import remove from PIL import Image inputpath 'cl.jpg output path 'output.png' input Image.open(inputpath) output remove(input) output.save(outputpath) clcoding.com 91.6K 657

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Content Beginner Python THANKS pip vs conda vs poetry venv, virtualenv, pyenv mypy and type checks Metaclasses magic asyncawait It works on my machine Memory leaks in long-runners "Why is prod so slow?" Race condition roulette Dependency version hell Log flood vs. silent failures Config chaos across envs Security patch scramble Easy to learn Beginner friendly Closures and variable scoping Mutable default arguments Circular imports GiL limitations in multithreading Monkey patching mayhem Mothert.