Which one(s) are you?

[text] Inperative stoneager Uses sed awk grep… on a daily basis 3 character long variabale names 00P is literally Hitler Never bashes Python or JavaScript proudly uses them to make elitists seethe Wrote 95 of all programs that power the modern world Doesnt care what 05 or editor hes Hismain machine happens to be a 2013 MacBook Air he got as a gift Writes his own software 00P boilerplater His job consists of writing the sane boilerplate code every single day and he LOVES it Watches Bob Martin thinks the quy is a genius His variable names consist of at Teast 5 whole words On I need an object for this piece of data let me make a class real quick to anticipate all the possible scenarios I may or may not encounter in the far future Responsible for 95 of all lines of code in the world Uses JetBrains I0Es on Windows Uses bloated proprietary software Functional elitist Watches Computerphile thinks its actual progranming Monad good Lazy evaluation good Loop bad Mutate bad Inperative not elegant Writes code on paper to avoid side effects Responsible for 0 lines of code in production Uses Emacs with a Light thene on an old Debian nachine Uses softuare written by imperative stoneager Safetyobsessed newager Rust will replace C and Ce Always includes a safety section in his docunentation Here is this awesome PR bro it replaces your unsafe code with ny Slow and verbose but safe code No support for mac0S but writes an entire page of docunentation on how to hack an installation on Windows Best hes ever accomplished is writing a colored version of cat and 1s Uses Neovim with Gruvbox color scheme on Arch Linux Mechanical keyboard 3dinch monitor no zoon when he screencasts if you cant see too bad