Adult Lego: The Software Engineering Truth

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Justifying bedroom chaos with computer architecture terminology? Pure genius! The developer is explaining that their chair isn't cluttered with random clothes—it's actually a sophisticated L1 cache system providing O(1) constant time access to frequently worn items. Just like how CPUs use small, fast L1 caches to avoid expensive trips to main memory, this engineer needs their clothing heap to avoid the dreaded "cache miss" of digging through the closet. The bigger the pile, the better the hit rate! Next time your mom complains about your messy room, just explain you're optimizing for minimum latency in your personal wardrobe microservice architecture.

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