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Courage Driven Coding

2 days ago 225.3K views 0 shares

When you skip the entire compilation step and push straight to production, you're not just living dangerously—you're basically proposing marriage on the first date. The sheer audacity of committing to master without even checking if your code compiles is the kind of confidence that either makes you a legend or gets you fired. Probably both, in that order. Some call it reckless. Others call it a war crime against DevOps. But hey, who needs CI/CD pipelines when you've got pure, unfiltered bravery? The compiler warnings were just suggestions anyway, right? Right?!

Plz Don't Let These Ppl To Code For Production

Git Devops Programming

3 days ago 191.0K views 2 shares

Plz Don't Let These Ppl To Code For Production

You know you're in trouble when your coworker thinks "GetHub" is a perfectly logical name because it's related to Git. Meanwhile, the rest of the team is just vibing, pretending everything's fine while the codebase burns in the background. The real horror here isn't the confusion between Git and GitHub—it's that someone with this level of understanding is probably pushing directly to main right now. No pull requests, no code reviews, just pure chaos. And everyone's just... accepting it. That's the real crime. Fun fact: GitHub was actually almost named "Logical Awesome" before the founders settled on the current name. Imagine explaining to your coworker why it's not called "GetLogicalAwesome" instead.

Care Less About Bugs

Debugging Programming Testing

4 days ago 277.3K views 0 shares

When QA files that critical production bug at 4:47 PM on Friday before a long weekend, you've got two choices: panic or deploy the Jedi mind trick. Just tell yourself there's no bug, there's no meme, and log off. The kitten's dead-eyed stare perfectly captures that thousand-yard stare you develop after your fifth year in production support. It's not denial if you're on PTO. It's called work-life balance, Karen from management.

Do You Test

Testing Devops Agile Programming Debugging

4 days ago 262.5K views 0 shares

The four pillars of modern software development: no animal testing (we're ethical!), no server testing (they'll be fine), and absolutely zero production testing (just kidding, production IS the testing environment). Notice how the badge proudly displays a bunny, a heart, and servers literally on fire. Because nothing says "quality assurance" quite like your infrastructure becoming a bonfire while users frantically report bugs. Why waste time with staging environments when you can get real-time feedback from actual customers? It's called agile development, look it up. The best part? Someone made this into an official-looking badge, as if it's something to be proud of. It's the developer equivalent of "no ragrets" tattooed across your chest. Your QA team is crying somewhere, but hey, at least the bunnies are safe.

When You Can't Quit, But You Can Commit

Git Devops Programming Backend

5 days ago 186.9K views 0 shares

So someone's offering you $5 million to get yourself fired in 48 hours, but plot twist: you can't quit and you can't do anything obviously terrible enough to get the boot. What's a desperate developer to do? Easy. Just casually drop a git push origin master straight to production without a care in the world. No pull requests, no code reviews, no testing, no mercy. Just pure, unfiltered chaos pushed directly to the main branch like some kind of digital arsonist. Watch as the entire infrastructure crumbles, the CI/CD pipeline screams in terror, and your DevOps team collectively has a meltdown. You'll be escorted out by security before you can say "but it worked on my machine!" Honestly, this is the nuclear option of career sabotage, and it's absolutely diabolical.

Natural Intelligence

AI Programming Debugging

5 days ago 171.5K views 0 shares

You know that one developer who still writes nested for-loops inside for-loops and thinks ChatGPT is black magic? Yeah, they just discovered AI can write code. Now they're asking it to generate entire microservices architectures while you're still trying to explain why their 500-line function needs to be refactored. The monkey discovering the gun is somehow less terrifying than watching them paste raw AI output directly into production without reading a single line. At least the monkey might accidentally hit the target.

Use Safe Passwords During Development

Security Devops Debugging Testing

7 days ago 151.6K views 0 shares

Nothing says "security professional" quite like getting a data breach notification for your localhost development servers. Apparently someone out there managed to breach http://localhost:8081, http://localhost:8088, and the ever-vulnerable http://localhost. Your dev credentials with the ultra-secure combo of "[email protected]" were just too tempting for hackers worldwide. The real question is: which data breach consortium is monitoring your local machine? Did they break into your apartment, sit at your desk, and carefully document your test credentials? Or did you accidentally push these to production because "it's just temporary"? Spoiler: nothing is ever temporary. The lightbulb icon on the last entry really ties it together. Yes, that's the moment of realization when you figure out where those "localhost" credentials actually ended up.

Me On A Break

Debugging Devops Programming Testing Backend

8 days ago 241.5K views 1 shares

You know that feeling when you finally take a vacation and the universe decides it's the perfect time to test your team's ability to function without you? The timing is always impeccable—you're sipping hot chocolate, enjoying your Christmas break, and suddenly your phone explodes with Slack notifications about production being on fire. The best part? You're sitting there with that innocent smile, knowing full well you deployed that questionable code right before leaving. "It worked fine in staging," you whisper to yourself while watching the chaos unfold from a safe distance. The real power move is having your Slack notifications muted and your work laptop conveniently "forgotten" at the office. Murphy's Law of Software Development: The severity of production incidents is directly proportional to how far you are from your desk and how much you're enjoying yourself. Every. Single. Time.

My Spaghetti Just Needed More Sauce

Debugging Agile Programming Testing Backend

12 days ago 170.4K views 0 shares

You know that feeling when QA keeps bouncing your ticket back like a ping pong ball from hell? Fourteen rounds of "fixes" later—each one adding another layer to your beautiful spaghetti architecture—and suddenly they give up and approve it. Not because you actually fixed the issue, but because they're exhausted and have 47 other tickets to deal with. That zen-like satisfaction of finally getting sign-off isn't about code quality anymore. It's pure survival instinct kicking in. You've basically just played chicken with the bug tracking system and won through sheer attrition. The code's probably worse than when you started, held together with duct tape and prayers, but hey—it's shipping to production baby. The real kicker? That bug will 100% resurface in prod within a week, but by then it'll be someone else's problem. Welcome to enterprise software development.

Welcome To The Family

Programming Devops Debugging Testing Backend

13 days ago 173.7K views 0 shares

That beautiful moment when your intern finally achieves their first production outage. You've taught them well—they've graduated from "works on my machine" to "oh god what have I done." The tears in your eyes aren't from sadness; they're from pride. Your padawan has learned that the real development environment is production, and the real testing happens when users start screaming. They're no longer just pushing code to staging and calling it a day. They've joined the ranks of developers who've had to write a postmortem at 2 PM on a Friday. Welcome to the club, kid. The on-call rotation is on the fridge.

It's Not Our Fault It's Cloudflare's

Cloud Webdev Networking Devops Git

14 days ago 239.1K views 0 shares

Someone just created the ultimate scapegoat generator and honestly? It's GENIUS. Break production at 3 AM? Just whip up a professional-looking Cloudflare error page and watch your boss's anger evaporate faster than your motivation on a Monday morning. The tool literally lets you customize every detail—error codes, timestamps, status messages—so you can craft the perfect "it wasn't me, it was the CDN" alibi. Your browser? Working. Cloudflare? Error. Your website? Also working (allegedly). The perfect crime doesn't exi— The best part? It looks SO legitimate that even your senior dev might believe you. Finally, a tool that understands the developer's most important skill isn't coding—it's creative blame distribution.

They Locked Me In A Room A Rubber Room