macbook Memes

Premium Tech, Discount Wardrobe
Programming Webdev MacOS Apple
27 days ago 71.5K views 0 shares
Premium Tech, Discount Wardrobe
The ultimate tech bro paradox: dropping $3000+ on a MacBook Pro with specs that could launch a satellite and $1500 on an ergonomic throne that looks like it was designed by aliens... only to pair it with the same three faded startup t-shirts that have seen more coffee spills than code reviews. It's like installing a Ferrari engine in your car but refusing to change your underwear. The cognitive dissonance is so powerful it could be harnessed as an alternative energy source.

Well Of Course I Know Him Hes Me
Programming Hardware
1 month ago 93.7K views 0 shares
Well Of Course I Know Him Hes Me
The duality of the tech bro in his natural habitat! Dropping $5000 on a MacBook Pro and ergonomic throne while justifying it as "an investment in productivity," yet somehow the clothing budget remains firmly set at "whatever free swag I can grab from hackathons." The classic programmer uniform: premium hardware, premium chair, and a t-shirt that's seen more continuous runtime than their longest-running server. Priorities perfectly aligned - why waste money on clothes when you could be saving up for the next unnecessary IDE plugin?

Look What They Took From Us
Hardware Webdev Apple Programming
1 month ago 124.8K views 2 shares
Look What They Took From Us
The great port extinction of our time! This meme perfectly captures the devolution of laptop design from "Swiss Army knife of connectivity" to "hope you enjoy carrying dongles for the rest of your life." Modern laptops went from having every port imaginable to basically two identical USB-C ports that require you to carry an adapter the size of a small country. Minimalism is great until you need to connect literally anything. The bottom MacBook is practically begging "please sir, may I have some more ports?" while the top one is like "we heard you like dongles, so we removed everything else."

Its All About Creating Generational Wealth
Programming
2 months ago 38.0K views 0 shares
itsAllAboutCreatingGenerationalWealth | coding-memes, algorithm-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content lonce won first place in my University's Poker Al competition. We had 2 hours to build a bot and the first place prize was a new MacBook. I was a freshman and had no idea what I was doing. My algorithm was literally: if isMyTurn: goAllIn() I broke all the other bots, who started folding every single time zar They were coding, bro was gambling.

If Your Job Gives You
Programming
2 months ago 39.6K views 0 shares
ifYourJobGivesYou | tech-memes, warning-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, laptop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Name cannot be blank hackSultan If your new tech job gives you a : Dell laptop: You have 3 warnings before you get fired. MacBook: Your job is safe if the next funding round comes in. Lenovo Thinkpad : You're probably going to spend 28years there.

Collect Ion
Programming
3 months ago 28.6K views 0 shares
collectIon | iphone-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, macbook pro-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, startup-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Faruk Brbovic darkgaro One benefit of working for startups, you get to keep your Macbook Pro after they fail. I've collected 2 so far this way 10:44 PM 30 Jul 21 Twitter for iPhone 699 Retweets 410 Quote Tweets 3,460 Likes

No More Mac
Programming Microsoft Windows
3 months ago 32.9K views 0 shares
noMoreMac | developer-memes, windows-memes, IT-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, macbook air-memes, laptop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to inform you that TODAY I HAPPILY RETURNED MY HIP MACBOOK AIR AND GOT BACK MY OLD WINDOWS DEVELOPER LAPTOP FROM IT DEPT.

I have been attacked.
Programming
4 months ago 26.7K views 9 shares
I have been attacked. | tech-memes, iphone-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, macbook pro-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, startup-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Stevie Graham stevegraham Men in tech will literally buy a maxed out MacBook Pro and a Herman Miller chair because "I spend 30-40 of my life using this, the expense is justified" and then spend 247 in the same couple of awfully fitting T-shirts they got for free from some startup 5 years ago. 19:34 26 Dec 21 Twitter for iPhone 694 Retweets 336 Quote Tweets 9,882 Likes

Perhaps He Wanted To Be Aprogrammer
Programming
4 months ago 18.0K views 0 shares
perhapsHeWantedToBeAprogrammer | programmer-memes, program-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I asked my dad for a MacBook, came home from school and saw this. My dad thinks he's funny

The Mighty Thinkpad
Linux
6 months ago 26.7K views 0 shares
theMightyThinkpad | code-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, macbook air-memes, thinkpad-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Macbook Air The mighty 12 yo thinkpad on arch linux archlinux. Don't type on me too hard because i might break If your code doesn't work throw me off the window and you can come pick me up later

K I S S
Programming
6 months ago 21.8K views 0 shares
K.I.S.S. | algorithm-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content versaceblues 1 810 I once won first place in my universities Poker Al competition. We had 2 hours to build a bot and first place was a new macbook. I was a freshmen and had no idea what I w doing. My algorithm was literally: if isMyTurn: goAllIn () I broke all the other bots, who started fold every single time

Today I bricked a brand new $3000 MacBook Pro by leaving Vim open and walking away
Linux
7 months ago 20.9K views 0 shares
Today I bricked a brand new $3000 MacBook Pro by leaving Vim open and walking away | vim-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, macbook pro-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 181 Goin