oop Memes

Make Your Own Joke

Make Your Own Joke
Look at this beautiful encapsulation—a private joke that can only be accessed through a setter method. And just like real programmer humor, if you need it explained, "you wouldn't get it." The irony is perfect: a class called Meme with a private Joke that needs to be set explicitly, much like how the best programming jokes require insider knowledge that can't be easily transferred. The Joker knows what's up—some jokes just don't compile in everyone's mental runtime.

Inheritance: The Ultimate Design Pattern For Wealth

Inheritance: The Ultimate Design Pattern For Wealth
The perfect double entendre doesn't exi— In programming, inheritance lets a class acquire properties from a parent class. In real life, inheritance lets you acquire properties from your parents. Coincidence? I think not. The fastest way to build wealth is apparently the same whether you're writing Java or living in society - just extend the right class.

When OOP Meets IRL

When OOP Meets IRL
The programmer's brain is truly a special place. While normal people are saying "don't treat women like objects," our code-addled minds are literally instantiating new Woman objects with a constructor. That syntax is straight from the OOP playbook—creating a new instance with the classic women = new Women(); pattern. It's that beautiful moment when your professional deformation makes you physically unable to interpret anything outside of programming paradigms. Your brain has been permanently rewired to see the world as classes, objects, and inheritance hierarchies.

I've Seen Them Do It

I've Seen Them Do It
The ultimate functional programming dad joke has arrived! In OOP, we obsess over objects, but functional programmers just smugly call them "side effects" and try to avoid them like that one relative at Thanksgiving dinner. The punchline works on multiple levels because side effects in functional programming are operations that modify state outside their scope—exactly what pure functional programming tries to eliminate. It's like watching someone build an elaborate sandcastle while promising not to touch the sand. Whoever made this meme definitely mutated some global variables in their day.

Inherit Tense: When Family Trees Meet Inheritance Trees

Inherit Tense: When Family Trees Meet Inheritance Trees
Two types of inheritance in the wild: OOP inheritance where classes inherit properties, and then there's the family kind where you inherit legacy COBOL code last touched by someone's mother in the 90s. Talk about technical debt with actual family drama! This poor soul didn't just inherit methods and properties—they inherited decades-old spaghetti code with a side of maternal guilt. And somewhere, a CS professor is crying because this is definitely not what they meant by "parent-child relationships" in class diagrams.

Now You Know

Now You Know
When someone asks if you know any programming paradigm beyond OOP, and your brain immediately goes to "FU"... which conveniently stands for "Functional Programming." The perfect accidental programmer comeback! After 15 years of watching junior devs make everything an object, I've learned that sometimes the best answer to "how should we architect this?" is indeed just "FU." Pure functions, no side effects, and immutability - it's like telling your stateful code to take a hike.

Object Oriented Programming In Python Be Like

Object Oriented Programming In Python Be Like
When your Python class has more self references than a therapy session for narcissists. The Spider-Man pointing meme perfectly captures the existential crisis of every Python developer who's just written their 47th self.something in a single method. At this point, you're not writing code—you're just having an extended conversation with yourself. And they say programming is a solitary activity...

Make BASIC Great Again

Make BASIC Great Again
Rejecting modern OOP encapsulation with its fancy "getters and setters" in favor of the raw, chaotic energy of old-school BASIC's "peekers and pokers" - where memory manipulation was done with bare hands and a complete disregard for safety. Like choosing to fix your server with a hammer instead of proper tools because "that's how grandpa did it."

Family Life For Programmers

Family Life For Programmers
The eternal relationship paradox for coders. She's upset about being treated like an object, while he's literally offering to elevate her to class status. Talk about a communication breakdown worthy of a Stack Overflow question! In object-oriented programming, objects are instances of classes, so he's technically offering a promotion in the hierarchy. Sadly, his girlfriend doesn't appreciate the distinction between being instantiated versus being a blueprint. Marriage counselors should really learn programming fundamentals before taking on dev clients.

Four Pillars Of OOP: Visual Edition

Four Pillars Of OOP: Visual Edition
Saved $50,000 in student loans with this one weird trick. CS professors hate it. The meme explains OOP concepts better than most textbooks: Encapsulation: Veggies with privacy levels labeled. Private parts stay hidden, public interfaces say hello. Just like your code should work. Polymorphism: Spider-Men pointing at each other. Same interface, different implementations. The perfect metaphor doesn't exi— Inheritance: Father and son. Kid inherits dad's traits and probably his debugging skills too. Abstraction: Half a person behind a pole. You don't need to see the whole implementation, just the interface. Like most APIs we pretend to understand.

The OOP Vs C Showdown

The OOP Vs C Showdown
The eternal battle between old-school C programmers and modern OOP enthusiasts in one perfect scene. Junior dev begging for objects and inheritance while the grizzled senior dev gives that look that says "back in my day we manually managed memory and LIKED IT." The irony is both are right - OOP gives you nice abstractions, but if your renderer needs performance, those virtual function calls are just expensive sugar. Ten years into your career and you'll be writing C-style code in C++ too, trust me.

But It's A Design Pattern

But It's A Design Pattern
The face you make when someone creates a 500-line monolithic class that handles authentication, data processing, and UI rendering all at once. Meanwhile, you're sitting there thinking about how those responsibilities could have been neatly separated into functions with proper single responsibility principle. But no... they just had to stuff everything into one giant class because "inheritance is the only design pattern" they bothered to learn in college. The code review is going to be a bloodbath.