monitor Memes

He got a point!
Programming
11 days ago 6.8K views 0 shares
He got a point! | monitor-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Jacob, why do you need such a big monitor? I program in Java System32Comics What does that have to do with the big monitor? System32Comics

Deducing your personality from your monitor setup 😊
Programming
20 days ago 2.8K views 0 shares
Deducing your personality from your monitor setup 😊 | monitor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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New Policy Of At Least3000 Lines Per Month
Programming
1 month ago 6.4K views 0 shares
newPolicyOfAtLeast3000LinesPerMonth | code-memes, lines of code-memes, monitor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content YOU REFACTOR BECAUSE YOUR OLD CODE IS SHIT REFACTOR BECAUSE OF MY COMPANY'S BULLSHIT LINES OF CODE MONITORING POLICY WE'RE NOT SAME

My Friend Argued This Yesterday
Programming
1 month ago 3.8K views 0 shares
myFriendArguedThisYesterday | monitor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content USINGA SINGLE MONITOR USING THOMONITORS REALIZING YOU CAN USE YOUR PHONE ASATHIRD SCREEN REMEMBERING YOU HAVEA PROIECTOR AT HONE imaflip.com

Sneaky Little Cursor
Programming
1 month ago 3.0K views 0 shares
sneakyLittleCursor | monitor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Monitor 1 Monitor 2 Where is the cursor? THE CURSOR: Stay absolutely still. His vision is based on movement.

"It turned out that the monitor wasn't plugged in lol. Thanks for coming though"
Programming
1 month ago 5.2K views 0 shares
"It turned out that the monitor wasn't plugged in lol. Thanks for coming though" | maintenance-memes, monitor-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content An IT maintenance guy is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he's no longer needed.

Rate The Bus Config
Programming
1 month ago 3.2K views 0 shares
rateTheBusConfig | code-memes, version-memes, security-memes, date-memes, monitor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Lumiplan 4 Aptio Setup Utility - Copyright (C) 2012 American Megatrends, Inc. Main Advanced HW Monitor Boot Security Exit UEFI Version Processor Type Processor Speed Microcode Update Cache Size Total Memory : SBC-310 P1.81I Intel (R) Core (TM) 15-4300U CPU 1.90GHZ 1900MHZ : 4065125 3072KB Set the Date. Use Tab to switch between Date elements. 8192MB with 256MB Shared Memory memory Single-Channel Memory Mode DDR3A1 8192MB (DDR3-1600)

I Feel Attacked
Programming
1 month ago 3.4K views 0 shares
iFeelAttacked | software-memes, computer-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, monitor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "Oh you're a software engineer? So you have a rainbow computer with 2 monitors? You just insulted my entire race of people. -made, -mematie But ves

Noone Will Ever Know
Linux Testing
2 months ago 3.8K views 0 shares
nooneWillEverKnow | linux-memes, ux-memes, test-memes, monitor-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content First I will spend years becoming a trusted contributor of one of the most widely used opensouece Linux librares Its so secret discovered if someona happens to monitor their CPU usage around the time implement it and notre its Us seconds slower before people get used to it as the new norma imoflip.com Then I will sneakily implement a super secret backdoor that is hidden in the test cases that it can only be discoveron it Andras Freund happens to monitor hair CREnsede around the time implement it and notice its Us seconds slower before people get used o it as the new normal

Dev Ops In Five Days
Python AWS Azure Linux Backend
2 months ago 25.5K views 0 shares
devOpsInFiveDays | code-memes, tech-memes, python-memes, management-memes, server-memes, aws-memes, google-memes, git-memes, version-memes, security-memes, bash-memes, azure-memes, docker-memes, performance-memes, elasticsearch-memes, jenkins-memes, search-memes, monitor-memes, cloud-memes, terraform-memes, puppet-memes, kubernetes-memes, container-memes, devops-memes, prometheus-memes, cs-memes, cse-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Excited about DevOps? ... See more Created by: Rocky Bhatia in learnwithrockyonatia.com Your Gateway for Tech Learning Roadmap to Master DevOps Understand the DevOps Culture Grasp Core DevOps Principles GIT Version Contre Sustems Kubernetes Container orchestral Docker Containerisation SOBICH Puppet Infrastructurc as Code Jenkins Continuous Integration A Ansible Configuration Management Continuous Delivery Fundamentals Blue-Green Deployments Prometheus Infrastructure Monitoring Elasticsearch Log Management Security and Compliance Basics BashPython Scripting Auromation Terraform Infrastructure Provisionina Performance Tuning and Benchmarking Disaster Recovery Strategies Continuous Deployment Best Practices AWS, Azure, or Google Cloud Platorm cloud Platform! Istio Istio Service Mesh Architectures enta Learning DevOps Culture Revisited Serverless Architectures in DevOps GO 1,189 36 comments 202 reposts

Title loves such BDSM(s)
Programming
3 months ago 6.2K views 0 shares
Title loves such BDSM(s) | design-memes, management-memes, data-memes, security-memes, monitor-memes, IT-memes, big data-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I hate Everything else here, but THIS I like February 2 at 5:48 PM g Big Data Security Management Data Security Management Framewor Design BDSM improve BDSM Implement BDSM Monitor BOSM Operate BDSM BDSM stands for big data security It management, obviously

Boring Start
Python Backend
3 months ago 2.8K views 0 shares
boringStart | coding-memes, python-memes, monitor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content just started coding MONITOR 000 D 0000 18 RA BA! 87 XR YR SP 00 00 NOw TIN DX 00 2D BOBOD G FOBOB HELLO WORLD! BREAK BOB6F 98 BS XB 88 PE when does this python guy show up