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Mind Your Business: The Linux User Survival Guide
Linux MacOS Windows Programming
1 day ago 66.8K views 0 shares
Mind Your Business: The Linux User Survival Guide
Nothing triggers my selective hearing faster than a Linux evangelist launching into their sermon about how Windows is "basically spyware" and macOS is "just a pretty jail cell." Look, I've compiled my kernel from scratch too, but some battles just aren't worth fighting. The moment someone starts ranting about their Arch installation or how they've optimized their Vim config, I'm suddenly very interested in the fascinating art of pretending to be asleep. Self-preservation isn't just for operating systems—it's for sanity too.

The Road To Financial Ruin
Vim Programming Debugging
14 days ago 144.5K views 0 shares
The Road To Financial Ruin
The fastest way to financial ruin? Not crypto, not NFTs, but enabling max mode in your cursor. For the uninitiated, max mode in editors like Vim or Emacs gives your cursor superpowers—and by superpowers, I mean the ability to absolutely demolish your codebase with a single keystroke. One minute you're editing a config file, the next you've deleted half your project because your pinky finger twitched. It's basically playing code Russian roulette with all chambers loaded.

Social Interaction.Exe Has Stopped Working
Vim Programming Linux
16 days ago 200.6K views 0 shares
Social Interaction.Exe Has Stopped Working
The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of being a Vim user in social situations! 😱 When someone introduces themselves, your brain doesn't store their name in normal memory—it gets filed under "Vim Keybindings" alongside your escape routes! The poor soul's brain is literally SCANNING through Vim commands to exit a conversation like it's a terminal they're desperately trying to close! That ":wq to exit conversation" is the digital equivalent of faking a phone call to escape small talk. The struggle is CATASTROPHICALLY real when your social protocol runs on the same system as your text editor!

Your Friend Forgot How To Exit Vim
Vim Bash Programming Linux Debugging
16 days ago 229.7K views 0 shares
Your Friend Forgot How To Exit Vim
Full hazmat suits required for Vim extraction procedures. The desperate scribbling of "ESC :q!" is the universal distress signal among developers. Containment protocols dictate maintaining a safe distance from terminals running Vim without proper exit training. Some say the original developer is still stuck in there since 1991.

Cracked Devs: The Coding Competition Food Chain
Programming Algorithms Debugging
23 days ago 132.1K views 0 shares
Cracked Devs: The Coding Competition Food Chain
The coding competition iceberg goes deeper than you thought. While you're there debugging like a normal human, "Hackerman" is downing Adderall and automating solutions, "-mhfwalters" is solving APL puzzles on obsolete hardware for fun, and "wjhbr" is typing at superhuman speeds in Vim while making bank in some mysterious Eastern European tech paradise. Let's not even talk about "Tharg" who mentally compiles assembly code or the Chinese prodigy who can only see matrix-like problem solutions. Meanwhile, you're still trying to figure out why your IDE took so long to start up. Participation trophy for you.

Developers Then Vs Developers Now
Programming AI Vim StackOverflow Debugging
24 days ago 179.0K views 0 shares
Developers Then Vs Developers Now
Ah, the evolution of our noble profession! Remember when developers were depicted as muscular gods who could write flawless code without Stack Overflow, build entire games in Assembly, send rockets to the moon, and fix memory leaks by manually adjusting pointers? Fast forward to today's reality: frantically Googling basic CSS centering (still an unsolved mystery of computer science), begging ChatGPT to fix our syntax errors, getting trapped in Vim like it's some kind of developer hazing ritual, and the classic "fix one bug, spawn three more" hydra effect. The greatest irony? Those "superhuman" developers from the past would probably spend three hours debugging their Assembly code only to realize they forgot a semicolon. We've just outsourced our impostor syndrome to AI assistants.

Social Interaction.Exe Has Stopped Working
Vim Programming
1 month ago 122.9K views 0 shares
Social Interaction.Exe Has Stopped Working
The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of a programmer's social life!!! Your brain literally stores people's names like Vim keybindings that you can't remember when needed. "Oh, I know this person's name... let me just... *frantically searches mental database*... ERROR 404: NAME NOT FOUND." Then you desperately try to escape the conversation with some made-up Vim command because your social battery just CRASHED harder than a production server during a demo. The ":wq to exit conversation" part is just *chef's kiss* - the universal cry for help when human interaction exceeds RAM capacity!

The Final Boss Of Programming
Vim Bash Programming Linux
1 month ago 203.4K views 0 shares
The Final Boss Of Programming
The rare sighting of a programming purist in the wild! This developer has achieved mythical status by rejecting all modern conveniences: No cursor? Check. No AI assistants? Check. No search engine? Check. Just a human, a rusty ThinkPad, Vim, man pages, and Arch Linux. This is like watching someone hunt with a sharpened stick while everyone else uses rifles. Either this person is the final boss of programming or they're just showing off their digital masochism in public. The "psychopath" label is just what normal devs call someone who makes them feel guilty about their 57 Chrome tabs of Stack Overflow answers.

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The Last Vim Samurai
Vim Bash Programming Linux
1 month ago 201.6K views 0 shares
The Last Vim Samurai
Spotted in the wild: the elusive Vim purist, a developer so hardcore they've rejected modern comforts like autocomplete, AI assistants, and even search engines. This rare specimen navigates Arch Linux solely through cryptic man pages while typing raw code on a battle-scarred ThinkPad. It's like watching someone choose to chisel code into stone tablets when everyone else is using power tools. The "psychopath" label might be harsh, but let's be honest—this is the same energy as someone who insists on churning their own butter while living next door to a grocery store.

Vim Is Built Different
Vim Bash Programming Linux
1 month ago 169.4K views 0 shares
Vim Is Built Different
The Vim initiation ritual – desperately smashing Esc, random key combos, and eventually grabbing your mouse in frustration because you have no idea how to exit . The true programmer's hazing ceremony. Eight years as a developer and I still sometimes open Vim by accident and feel that same panic. The only difference now is I know to yell ":q!" while crying slightly less.

Don't Cat The Vim
Vim Bash Programming Linux
2 months ago 182.6K views 0 shares
Don't Cat The Vim
The left panel shows the calm before the storm: "cat steps on keyboard." No big deal, right? WRONG. The right panel reveals the horrifying aftermath: "vim is in normal mode." For the uninitiated, Vim's normal mode is where random keystrokes become powerful commands. A cat's chaotic keyboard dance is essentially executing a series of unintended operations—deleting files, replacing text, or summoning eldritch horrors from the void of your codebase. It's like giving a toddler nuclear launch codes, except the toddler is fluffier and has zero remorse for destroying your 3-hour coding session.

The Two Types Of Tech Influencers
Programming AI Rust C++ Vim
2 months ago 239.1K views 0 shares
The Two Types Of Tech Influencers
The eternal tech podcast dichotomy: hardcore engineer who lives in Vim vs. the polished host who hasn't touched code since jQuery was cool. Left side: Actually writes software that powers what you're watching on. Right side: Talks about software while secretly wondering if anyone will notice they forgot what a for-loop does. My favorite part? "Ran Doom on SMS Chipotle receipt" vs "1 peer-reviewed paper (removed by MIT)" is basically the two career paths available to CS graduates. The real punchline is we all know which one makes more money talking about programming than actually programming...