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The Great App Heist: Submit Today, Native Feature Tomorrow

23 days ago 85.6K views 0 shares

The classic Apple developer nightmare: spend months building a killer app, then watch Apple casually add it as a native feature in the next iOS update. Remember those flashlight apps that once dominated the App Store? Yeah, Apple just said "nice idea" and built it right into the OS. This is basically the Silicon Valley version of natural selection. Your brilliant startup idea is just one Apple keynote away from extinction. Submit your app today, see it in the next iOS release tomorrow! It's like feeding your code directly to the mothership and hoping they don't find it delicious enough to steal.

Boys Will Be Swifties

Swift Apple Ios Programming

1 month ago 96.5K views 0 shares

The classic programming double entendre strikes again. When someone says they're a "Swiftie," there's a critical ambiguity - are they obsessed with Taylor Swift's latest breakup anthem or do they spend their nights wrestling with optionals and protocols in Apple's programming language? The reptilian part of the brain wearing that t-shirt clearly expected the former, only to discover he's talking to someone who builds iOS apps for a living. Happens to the best of us. Next time just ask if they prefer "Shake It Off" or "guard let" statements.

The File Management Enlightenment Scale

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1 month ago 92.8K views 0 shares

File management difficulty tier list, where each tier requires increasingly galaxy-brain solutions: Windows/Linux: Basic brain. Just drag, drop, copy, paste. Child's play. Android: Enlightened brain. Where did that download go? Why can't I access that folder? Is it in internal storage or SD card? Who knows! Chrome OS: Ascended brain. "What's a file system?" —Google, probably. iPhone: Transcendent cosmic brain. Want to move a PDF? First sacrifice your firstborn, then jailbreak your phone, then realize Apple never intended for you to actually own your files in the first place. It's not a bug, it's a "feature."

Linux Visits On "That Site" Rose 41%

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1 month ago 97.7K views 0 shares

OH. MY. GOD. The Linux users have been BUSY this year! 🔥 A whole 41% increase in traffic on "that site" we're all thinking of but not naming? *dramatic gasp* While Windows users were casually browsing with a measly 14% increase, and Mac users apparently discovered the outdoors with their -26% drop, Linux enthusiasts were absolutely DEMOLISHING their keyboards at an unprecedented rate! Is it the terminal-based browsers for extra privacy? The fact that no one can see your screen when you're typing incomprehensible commands? Or maybe—just MAYBE—Linux users finally have nothing better to do since their systems are finally stable enough not to require constant maintenance? 💀 Whatever the reason, one thing's clear: when Linux users aren't compiling kernels, they're... um... "compiling" something else entirely!

Marketing Is Hard: The Indie Dev Emoji

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2 months ago 76.2K views 0 shares

That eye-rolling emoji perfectly captures the soul-crushing experience of indie devs trying to market their games. You spent 2 years building your masterpiece, and now you have to somehow convince people to care with a budget of exactly $0 and the social media skills of a hermit crab. "Please play my game" tweets into the void while Steam's algorithm yawns in your general direction. Meanwhile, AAA studios are over there dropping $50 million marketing budgets like it's nothing. The duality of game dev: brilliant enough to build complex systems, yet completely useless at telling anyone why they should care.

Write Once, Debug Everywhere

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2 months ago 176.9K views 0 shares

The dream: "I'll use Flutter and write my app once for all platforms!" The reality: You end up writing it twice anyway because something always breaks on either Android or iOS. The bell curve shows that the average developers (the 68% in the middle) smugly believe cross-platform tools save time, while both the complete novices and the battle-scarred experts (the 0.1% on both ends) know the painful truth. Cross-platform frameworks are basically the tech equivalent of those "one size fits all" clothing items that somehow manage to fit nobody correctly.

Alright Who Was It

Swift Programming Debugging Testing Frontend

2 months ago 92.3K views 0 shares

Oh my god, which developer forgot to remove their code comments from the production build?! 😂 Someone literally pushed the entire explanation of what the notification is supposed to do... IN THE ACTUAL NOTIFICATION ! That poor soul is probably hiding under their desk right now while the senior devs are hunting them down. This is what happens when you code at 3 AM fueled by nothing but energy drinks and desperation! The best part is they even commented the comment! It's like comment-ception!

Papa Murphys Intern Tests In Prod

Testing Devops Programming Debugging Frontend

2 months ago 122.4K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic case of "I thought this was the test environment" syndrome! Some poor developer at Papa Murphy's just learned the hard way that their test notifications went straight to every customer's iPhone. First comes the generic "test push message in iphone" (repeated for good measure), followed by "iOS ranjith push message" - looks like we've identified our culprit! Ranjith is having a very bad day at the office right now. The production database just got a live demo of what happens when you skip the staging environment. Their customers got free entertainment instead of pizza deals!

* Googles Lyndsey stackoverflow *

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3 months ago 70.4K views 0 shares

* Googles Lyndsey stackoverflow * | software-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, python-memes, computer science-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, google-memes, c++-memes, test-memes, ios-memes, object-memes, overflow-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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Found This Today

Java Backend

4 months ago 27.4K views 0 shares

foundThisToday | java-memes, ios-memes, string-memes, stream-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content me: can we have java? mom: we have java at home java at home: include iostream define System S s; s define public define static define void int define main(x) main() struct Fvoid println (char s)std:: cout s std::endl;; struct SF out;; public static void main(String args) System.out.println ("Hello World!");

that is some dedication to esc :q

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4 months ago 109.7K views 0 shares

that is some dedication to esc :q | android-memes, node-memes, visual studio-memes, android studio-memes, ios-memes, eclipse-memes, cli-memes, ecli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content MonoDevelop CRAIC Android Studios. Visual Studio Communiti TUFA NEw Pvchalin USt6ode Eclipse Noteban: Is that all you need? Yes.

Help

Python Backend

4 months ago 34.8K views 0 shares

help | python-memes, try-memes, c++-memes, ios-memes, stream-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content me trying to learn c after doing python for a year include iostream int main() std:: cout "kill me"; return 0; Creator. com

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