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Bro Did Not Deserve This

23 hours ago 224.6K views 0 shares

Android developer tries to have a reasonable conversation about Apple users and immediately gets nuked from orbit. Guy literally admits Android is garbage, explains his Apple preference with actual logic (security, ecosystem, lifestyle), and still gets roasted for allegedly spending time on Instagram instead of fixing Android. Brother threw him under the bus, backed up, and ran him over again. The self-own is spectacular. "Me being an android developer I also say android is shit" is the kind of brutal honesty that deserves respect, not a clapback about sliding into DMs. Man was just trying to bridge the iOS-Android divide and got absolutely demolished for his troubles.

Do You Prefer Fluffy UI Over Liquid Glass?

Frontend Webdev Android Ios

15 days ago 257.5K views 1 shares

Do You Prefer Fluffy UI Over Liquid Glass?

Someone went full arts-and-crafts mode and turned their phone into a tactile nightmare. Every UI element is literally covered in felt, fur, and what appears to be the remnants of a craft store explosion. The Gmail widget looks like it's been through a dryer cycle, the camera icon has achieved maximum fluffiness, and that Google search bar? It's basically a caterpillar now. The "fluffy UI" vs "liquid glass" debate just got physical. While Apple and Google spend millions on perfecting their glassmorphism, neumorphism, and material design languages, this person said "nah, I want my interface to feel like petting a sheep." The volume controls have individual fur coats, and the music widget looks like it's wearing a shag carpet. Props for the commitment though—every single element is meticulously crafted. This is what happens when a frontend developer discovers a hot glue gun and loses all sense of restraint. Your battery life might be fine, but your lint roller is definitely crying.

Merry Christmas!

Apple Hardware MacOS Ios Debugging

1 month ago 387.8K views 0 shares

Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like your entire Apple ecosystem deciding to update simultaneously at 12%. The laptop's upgrading, the phone's boot-looping, and the iPad's doing... whatever iPads do when they're stuck on the Apple logo. It's like they all got together and said, "You know what would be fun? Let's all brick ourselves on Christmas morning." The best part? You can't even Google the error codes because your phone is also dead. So you just sit there, watching progress bars move slower than your sprint velocity, wondering if maybe this is a sign to spend time with your family instead. Spoiler: it's not, you need to fix this ASAP. Pro tip from someone who's been there: always keep one device NOT updating. It's called redundancy, and it's not just for production servers.

Works Locally (And Makes $70K)

Ios Apple Android Programming Debugging

5 months ago 508.0K views 0 shares

The eternal developer mantra: "works on my machine!" taken to a profitable extreme. This dev made $70K from iOS users while Android folks contributed a whopping $47 because the payment button was broken. The best part? The classic response: "hm works locally. looking into this." Translation: "I'll fix it right after I finish counting all this Apple money."

Bugs Are Progress

AI Devops Ios Programming Debugging

5 months ago 420.6K views 0 shares

OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT CHART! Grok with 25 updates while everyone else is barely crawling with 2-3? Honey, that's not "evolving faster" – that's the digital equivalent of throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks! 💅 When your app needs TWENTY-FIVE updates in two weeks, you're not winning the AI race – you're winning the "our first version was a catastrophic dumpster fire" award! The rest of those companies are just sitting there like "maybe test before release?" But who has time for that when you're busy being REVOLUTIONARY?! The absolute DRAMA of bragging about how many times you had to fix your broken toy. Next up: "My car is the fastest because I've replaced the engine 25 times this month!"

Perfect Way To Measure Progress

AI Devops Ios Programming Debugging

5 months ago 376.6K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic "quantity equals quality" fallacy, now in AI form. Someone's confusing "frantically pushing updates" with "actual progress." It's like measuring a developer's productivity by how many times they hit the keyboard instead of whether the code works. Nothing says "stable, well-tested software" like 25 updates in two weeks. I'm sure none of those were emergency patches for the previous rushed updates. Nope. Pure innovation.

Building An App Is So Easy

Ios Apple Android Programming Frontend

6 months ago 434.3K views 0 shares

Oh honey, you thought developing the app was the hard part? SWEETIE, PLEASE! 💅 That's just the warm-up! You climb that mountain of code thinking you're about to plant your victory flag when SUDDENLY the terrain shifts and you're facing the FINAL BOSS: App Store Approval! It's like getting dressed for prom only to have your outfit rejected by the world's pickiest bouncer. "Your button is 2 pixels too blue, DENIED!" The emotional rollercoaster from "Almost done!" to "Oh yes!" to "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!" is the developer's equivalent of thinking you've finished a marathon only to discover you've actually signed up for an ultramarathon... through a volcano... while carrying your grandmother on your back.

The Illusion Of Consumer Choice

Linux Apple Microsoft Windows Android

7 months ago 422.0K views 1 shares

The tech industry's version of "free choice" is basically four monopolies in trench coats. Meanwhile, the actual freedom fighters are these obscure operating systems that require you to compile your own kernel just to check email. Sure, you could run Linux and spend your weekends debugging driver issues, or just surrender to the corporate overlords who've already divided your digital soul among themselves. Freedom is technically available—if you have a computer science degree and infinite patience.

The Great Python Mobile Massacre

Python Kotlin Swift Apple Android

8 months ago 473.7K views 0 shares

Remember when Python had dreams of mobile dominance? Yeah, neither does anyone else. The meme perfectly captures how Apple and Google teamed up like anime villains to strangle Python's mobile aspirations. Python could've been a contender in the mobile space (Nokia's PyS60 was actually a thing), but the ecosystem gatekeepers decided that a language where indentation matters and everything runs like it's wading through molasses wasn't ideal for battery-powered pocket computers. Shocking. Now Python devs just sit in dark rooms training neural networks while Swift and Kotlin developers actually ship apps people use. The circle of life in tech.

Xcode Command Line Suggestions Are My Villain Origin Story

Ios Devops Swift MacOS Apple

8 months ago 385.7K views 0 shares

Xcode Command Line Suggestions Are My Villain Origin Story

The visceral reaction of every iOS developer when Xcode suggests installing yet another multi-gigabyte command line package that will probably be obsolete in three months. Nothing says "I'm just trying to build a simple app" like watching your SSD slowly die while downloading tools you didn't ask for. And the polite "please" in the second panel? That's the sound of a developer who's already lost 4 hours to unexplained build errors today.

We Literally Have No Idea How To Build Software Like This Anymore

Ios Webdev Apple Javascript Programming

8 months ago 324.2K views 1 shares

We Literally Have No Idea How To Build Software Like This Anymore

Remember when apps just did one thing and did it well? The 2010 iBeer app literally just showed a virtual beer that "poured" when you tilted your phone. That's it. No subscription model, no data harvesting, no "please rate us" popups. Fast forward to today where we've engineered ourselves into dependency hell with 17 microservices, three JavaScript frameworks, and a CI/CD pipeline that breaks if Mercury is in retrograde. The irony is palpable. We've become so "advanced" that we've forgotten how to create something straightforward that just works. Modern developers looking at this app are like archaeologists discovering fire – "What sorcery is this? And where's the Kubernetes cluster?"

The Great App Heist: Submit Today, Native Feature Tomorrow

Ios Apple Programming Frontend

9 months ago 273.9K views 0 shares

The Great App Heist: Submit Today, Native Feature Tomorrow

The classic Apple developer nightmare: spend months building a killer app, then watch Apple casually add it as a native feature in the next iOS update. Remember those flashlight apps that once dominated the App Store? Yeah, Apple just said "nice idea" and built it right into the OS. This is basically the Silicon Valley version of natural selection. Your brilliant startup idea is just one Apple keynote away from extinction. Submit your app today, see it in the next iOS release tomorrow! It's like feeding your code directly to the mothership and hoping they don't find it delicious enough to steal.

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