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Sometimes IDEs Are Dumb
C++ Programming Debugging
2 hours ago 26.0K views 0 shares
Sometimes IDEs Are Dumb
The eternal C++ compiler vs. programmer showdown! A developer gets ambushed by contradictory IDE suggestions about making a method static. First, the compiler suggests a function uses class members (it doesn't), then claims making it static would cause errors (it wouldn't), then says the method shouldn't be static... only to conclude with "MAKE IT STATIC" anyway. The CLion IDE's schizophrenic advice perfectly captures that moment when your tools gaslight you into questioning your entire programming existence. The real bug was in the IDE all along!

The Bell Curve Of IDE Enlightenment
Programming Vim Debugging
4 days ago 66.4K views 0 shares
The Bell Curve Of IDE Enlightenment
The bell curve of IDE preferences shows the full spectrum of developer evolution. On the left, junior devs with barely enough experience to compile "Hello World" happily use free text editors. In the middle, the financially masochistic mid-level devs shell out hundreds for JetBrains subscriptions and swear their productivity justifies it. Meanwhile, on the right, battle-hardened senior devs who've seen IDEs come and go have circled back to Vim or some obscure terminal-based editor they've used since the Clinton administration. The truly enlightened know that paying for an IDE is just Stockholm syndrome with syntax highlighting.

Mines Office Code Pro
Programming Webdev Debugging Frontend
10 days ago 81.7K views 0 shares
Mines Office Code Pro
The only personality test that actually matters in tech. Forget whether you're a Virgo or Gemini—your choice between JetBrains Mono and Fira Code reveals more about your soul than any horoscope could. Nothing sparks more religious wars in a dev team than font preferences. The Fira Code fanatics with their ligature obsession, the MonoLisa users who somehow justified spending actual money on a font, and that one weird senior dev still using Comic Sans "ironically." The truth is we all spend more time staring at these glyphs than at our families. Might as well pick one that makes those 3am debugging sessions slightly less soul-crushing.

Forbidden Love: VS Code Meets JetBrains
Programming Webdev Microsoft Javascript Python
11 days ago 78.4K views 0 shares
Forbidden Love: VS Code Meets JetBrains
GASP! The tragic romance that could never be! Visual Studio Code and JetBrains IDEs - separated by subscription fees and keyboard shortcuts that would make Shakespeare weep! Their love is doomed from the start! He, a free-spirited VS Code boy with his extensions and open-source charm. She, a sophisticated JetBrains girl with her premium features and superior code completion. Their families (Microsoft and JetBrains) would NEVER approve! Developers around the world are forced to choose sides in this heart-wrenching IDE war. The RAM usage alone would destroy any computer brave enough to run them both simultaneously! A modern tragedy in silicon and syntax! 💔

Just One More Plugin
Programming Webdev Javascript
1 month ago 99.0K views 0 shares
Just One More Plugin
The eternal VS Code addict's bargaining phase. "Just one more extension and I'll be productive, I swear!" Meanwhile, IntelliJ users watch from their feature-complete fortress, sipping coffee that cost as much as their IDE subscription. The extension count hits triple digits while startup time approaches geological epochs. We've all been there — convincing ourselves that this color theme or that bracket colorizer is the missing piece to becoming a 10x developer. Spoiler: it never is.

Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I inform you that after 3 years in Python I did it... I finally did it
Javascript Python Linux Debugging Testing
2 months ago 104.2K views 0 shares
Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I inform you that after 3 years in Python I did it... I finally did it | python-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, loc-memes, threading-memes, error-memes, debug-memes, IT-memes, bootstrap-memes, pycharm-memes, ide-memes, tests-memes, debugger-memes, console-memes, jetbrains-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Debug: 2 pytest for test scheduler. TestScheduler.test execu... Debugger console AZ IF Terminated testscheduler TestScheduler O test execute jobonce 96 B Tests passed: 0 of 1 test Fatal Python error: Segmentation fault Thread 0x00007d934d96640 (most recent call first): File "usrLibpython3.10threading.py", line 324 in wait File "usLibpython3.10threading.py", line 607 in wait File " homeeonraider. localshareJetBrainsToolboxappsPyCharm-Pch-0223.8617. File " homeeonraider. localshareJetBrainsToolboxappsPyCharm-Pch-0223.8617. 219 in run File "usLibpython3.10threading.Dy", line 1016 in bootstrapinner File "usrLibpython3.10threading.py", line 973 in bootstrap

Those Text Editors Are So Big
Linux
2 months ago 33.5K views 0 shares
thoseTextEditorsAreSoBig | code-memes, vim-memes, visual studio-memes, jetbrains-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ZED imaflip.com RUM NEOVIM SCODE VISUAL STUDIO JETBRAINS

Fuck Jetbrains
Programming
8 months ago 25.0K views 0 shares
fuckJetbrains | jetbrains-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content me after 5.1 thousand people seem to like jetbrains products ANGRY AS FUK made with mematic Proarammer-umor.to

Jetbrains outdid themselves
Programming
10 months ago 20.6K views 0 shares
Jetbrains outdid themselves | jetbrains-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS Learning multiline cursor

Cock Roach Cobol
Programming
10 months ago 21.3K views 0 shares
cockRoachCobol | developer-memes, ide-memes, rust-memes, jetbrains-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content JetBrains be like... RR RustRover (ronow A brand new JetBrains IDE for Rust Developers CC COBOLCockatool Deprecated A brand new JetBrains IDE for Legacy Developers

The Truth Hurts
Programming
1 year ago 22.3K views 0 shares
theTruthHurts | jetbrains-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Going to uni to learn Going to uni because tuition is cheaper than aietbrains icence

Fork intellij, rename ...
Programming Java
1 year ago 30.5K views 0 shares
Fork intellij, rename ... | programming-memes, program-memes, fork-memes, IT-memes, intellij-memes, ide-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes, jetbrains-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content A programming language hasn't arrived until JetBrains makes an IDE for it