product Memes

Times Have Changed

timesHaveChanged | hardware-memes, devs-memes, pdf-memes, network-memes, IT-memes, startup-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Startups then "Yeah we built the OS in our garage. You want better hardware? We'll build it this weekend" "How did I bootstrap? Just drove a taxi nights and weekends" "PMF? I just called up people from Yellowbooks until I found a problem worth solving" Startups now "oh this? its just a side project, i call it github" "being a founder is so hard, ive been attending 4 networking parties a day" "we have a pdf, we're raising 5 mil" "we hired 20 devs, we expect to find PMF in 6 months" "we bought the domain name and set up a DAO, brainstorming product ideas now"

I Deploy Straight To Production

iDeployStraightToProduction | production-memes, ide-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content love brave guys write code without tests

A Simple Spell

aSimpleSpell | production-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] UTENODGEICLTCT TSN LS LT PRODUCTION UNALTERED SINCE 1982 N e 3 I R L1110 LU UNBREAKABLE

My Mood In Node Js

myMoodInNodeJs | node-memes, nodejs-memes, production-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] NodeJs in a NodeJs in toy project production

You Are The Problem

youAreTheProblem | developer-memes, performance-memes, cs-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] WE NEED TO UNDERSTAND WELL THERES ONLY ONE WHY PRODUCTIVITY DEVELOPER ME. IS SO LOW. WE NEED TO PUT YOU AND IM PULLED INTO AH. ON A PERFORMANCE MEETINGS ALL DAY. I SEE. IMPROVEMENT PLAN. Comics about work. Made with lots of coffee. Work Chronicles Get the comics straight to your Inbox. Join the Newsletter. workchronicles.com

I Think My Coworker Is Going Insane

iThinkMyCoworkerIsGoingInsane | computer-memes, program-memes, comment-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Product newProduct new Product Title product.Title Description product.Description 22 Price product.Price Thumbnaillmage product.Thumbnaillmage Stock product.Stock 0 Why does look so funny to me Like a confused smiley 0r someone asking like product.Stock whddddt Maybe I didnt get enough sleep last night... Should probably remove this comment before submitting... Hey copilot how ya doing with my autocompletes Im doing great Im just a computer program I dont need sleep Noice. Now im having conversations with the autocomoplete. .. Im not sure if thats a good thing... Im not sure either... I should probably stop...

Worst Stereotype Ever

WorstStereotypeEver | code-memes, tech-memes, stack-memes, git-memes, devs-memes, production-memes, full stack-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Anonymous 102723Fri083926 N0.96937350 DevSecOps endpoints production tech stack code n coffee git merge stage and push full stack portfolio SWE standup emerging technologies 19 KB JPG

When a coworker tries to get me to use a tool that takes a few minutes to set up but also makes everyone’s job easier for all time

When a coworker tries to get me to use a tool that takes a few minutes to set up but also makes everyone’s job easier for all time | programmer-memes, program-memes, production-memes, IT-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] rfProgrammerHumor 52 4 1698 8o T Share 107269088 9h Yeah because it takes the people standing in line so damn fucking long to tell the person at their counter their order. Why wait for that bullshit when can stand there in silence punch my order into the app get exactly what want and have my order in production while the dumbass at the register order is still talking This is a no brainer. S 4 26

Game Dev Built Different

gameDevBuiltDifferent | software-memes, engineer-memes, test-memes, production-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] SOFTWAREENGINEER GAMEDEVELORER i WETESTIN PRODUCTION

How to save the princess using 8 programming languages

How to save the princess using 8 programming languages | programming-memes, javascript-memes, php-memes, java-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, try-memes, node-memes, version-memes, express-memes, overflow-memes, production-memes, c#-memes, query-memes, language-memes, framework-memes, product-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content BUT ThE PRINCESS! HOW TO SAVE THE PRINCESS BY O toggl USING 8 PROGRAMMING Goon SquAD LANGUAGES YOU HAVE JAVASCRIPT YoU SPEnD HOUrS PICKING LIBRARIES SETTING UP NODE BUILDING A FRAME WORK FOR THE CASTLE. BY THE TIME YoUrE FINIShED WITH THE FRAMEWORK THE FORT HAS BEEN ABANDONED AND THE PRINCESS HAS MOVED TO ANOTHER CASTLE YOU HAVE YOU HAVE A LIBRARY FOR A CASTLE A LIBRARY FOR THE PRINCESS - CHARGE! YOU RESCUE THE PRINCESS HER DOG, HER ENTIRE WARDROBE EVERYTHING SHE HAS EVER EATEN... FUCK - DID FORGET NULL -TERMINATOR YOU HAVE C YOU SPEND HOURS TRYING TO EXPRESS THE ENTIRE RESCUE IN A SINGLE LINQ QUERY YOU GIVE UP AND GO TO STACKOVERFLOW TO HAVE JON SKEET RESCUE THE PRINCESS FOR YOU. YoU HAVE JAVA YoU QUICKLY DEPLOY THE RESCUE TO PRODUCTION YOU DISCOVER YOU'vE LOADED TWO VERSIONS OF THE CASTLE BUT NO PRINCESS YoU HAVE LISP YoU HaVE Go WE DON'T SUPPORT FREEING CAPTURED PRINCESSES, WE ALREADY HAVE THESE FREE PRINCESSES IN THE STANDARD LIBR... ... WAIT, IS THIS THE PRINCESS FROM THE JAVA PANEL YOU HAVE PASCAL YOU DECLARE YOUR PRINCESS CASTLE RESCUE PLAN THEN YOU GO FOR A DRINK FORGET ABOUT THE IMPLEMENTATION YoU HAVE PuP YOU HaVE TO reScUE THE PRiNCESS... IN PHP.. MART VIRKUS '6 toggl

Use State Hell

useStateHell | code-memes, test-memes, list-memes, function-memes, date-memes, email-memes, cs-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 45 46 47 48 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 export function Analytics (props) const total0rderAmount, setTotal0rderAmount useState(0) ; const totalSubscribedAmount, setTotalSubscribedAmount useState (0); const churnRate, setChurnate useState(0); const subscriptionGrowthMonthOverMonth, setSubscriptionGrowthMonthOverMonth - useState (0) ; const revenueGrowthMonth0verMonth, setRevenueGrowthMonthOverMonth useState(0) ; const total0rderCount, setTota10rderCount - useState(); const totalCanceledSubscriptionCount, setTotalCanceledSubscriptionCount useState(0); const totalPausedSubscriptionCount, setTotalPausedSubscriptionCount useState(0); const totalCustomerCount, setTotalCustomerCount useState(0); const averageOrderValue, setAverageOrderValue useState (0); const moneyFormat, setMoneyFormat useState(); const orderSumByWeek, setOrderSumByWeek - useState(1); const subscriptionsTotalByWeek, setSubscriptionsTotalByWeek - useState(); const selectedDays, setSelectedDays useState (90); const fromDay, setfromDay useState(new Date()) ; const toDay, setToDay - useState(new Date()); const filterBy, setFilterBy useState(DAYS) ; const newSubscription, setNewSubscription useState(0); const estimatedVsHistoricalRevenue, setEstimatedsHistoricalRevenue useState() ; const productDeliveryAnalyticsList, setProductDeliveryAnalyticslist - useState(); const nextNinetyDayEstimatedRevenueTotal, setNextNinetyDayEstimatedRevenueTotal useState(0) ; const nextThirtyDayEstimatedRevenueTotal, setNextThirtyDayEstimatedRevenueTotal useState(0) ; const nextSevenDayEstimatedRevenueTotal, setNextSevenDayEstimatedRevenueTotal useState(0) ; const totalSubscriptionCount, setTotalSubscriptionCount - useState(0). const totalActiveSubscriptionCount, setTotalActiveSubscriptionCount useState (0) ; const totalfailedPaymentsCount, setTotalFailedPaymentsCount - useState(0); const averageSubscriptionValue, setAverageSubscriptionValue useState(0); const subscribedVsUnsubscribed, setSubscribedVsUnsubscribed useState(); const customDatePickerToggle, setCustomDatePickerToggle - useState (false); const fromDate, setfromDate - useState(null) const toDate, setToDate useState(null); const emailValidity, setEmailValidity - useState (true); const emailSendingProgress, setEmailSendingProgress - useState (false); const blurred, setBlurred useState(false); const inputValueForTestmailId, setInputValueForTestEmailId - useState(); const emailSuccessAlert, setEmailSuccessAlert useState(false); const emailfailAlert, setEmailfailAlert - useState(false); const isModa10pen, setIsModa10pen useState(false); const totalRecurringOrderCount, setTotalRecurringOrderCount - useState(0) ; const totalSkippedOrders, setTotalSkippedOrders useState(0); const approvalate, setApprovalRate - useState(0); const cancellationate, setCancellationate useState (0); const currencyCode, setCurrencyCode useState("');

Deploy To Prod

deployToProd | code-memes, test-memes, production-memes, tests-memes, pip-memes, pipeline-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content run tests deployment pipeline code fail success deploy to production run ) tests Code Success Fail fail success code run tests