computer Memes

Removing RAM: A Computer's Worst Nightmare

7 days ago 75.3K views 0 shares

OMG, the AUDACITY of yanking RAM while the computer is still breathing! 💀 Those screens are literally the digital equivalent of a computer having a stroke in real-time. The poor machine is SCREAMING in binary as you surgically remove chunks of its consciousness! It's like performing brain surgery on someone who's fully awake and watching you do it through a mirror. The computer's last thoughts: "WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!" Pure technological torture wrapped in a four-panel tragedy!

The Self Taught Serious Programmer

Linux AI Backend Cloud

15 days ago 70.0K views 0 shares

Content The Self Taught "Serious" Programmer Starter Kit "Just learn assemblv" What the hell is a proof? "bro, you don't need math" Has zero professional experience Lacks basic computer architecture fundamentals despite praising its importance Very active in r/_programming Over emphasizes the importance of code editors and sneers at IDEs made with mematie

Best Security Ever...

Linux Cloud

15 days ago 92.4K views 0 shares

Content Putting a lockscreen password on your computer Encrypting your hard drive Getting a laptop and bringing it with you wherever you go so you never have to leave it unattended Leaving Vim open whenever you leave your computer

Free Storage For Everyone

Backend Frontend

15 days ago 69.5K views 0 shares

Content USB connected Touch to copy files to/from your computer Storage space running out Some system functions may not work 19 Instagram Google Play 32 GB SD Memory Card dilaw fice app Litanies & Demo a1 fiending INSTALL Contains ads A Google user ***** 93/18 Great app ication I installed it twice and received even 64 Gb for freel Finally a place where I can save my passwords and credit card numbers

0 1 =0 10

Programming

16 days ago 32.8K views 0 shares

0.1!=0.10 | computer-memes, try-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Computer guys trying to explain mathematics why v0.1 is totally different to v0.10

Code Rage Java Edition

Java Frontend Backend

17 days ago 21.4K views 0 shares

codeRageJavaEdition | code-memes, computer-memes, java-memes, coder-memes, computer science-memes, front-end-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content gi NOTICIAS DE TI Q CO-WORKERS GET INTO A KNIFE FIGHT AFTER ONE OF THEM SUGGESTED JAVA ON THE FRONT-END THE 21-YEAR-OLD COMPUTER SCIENCE STUDENT, IN RESPONSE, SAID: "I PREFER DEATH TO DOING SCREEN IN JAVA" Por RABEI, Jalin 24102022 14h53 - Atuali a uma

Not Good

Backend

18 days ago 20.1K views 0 shares

notGood | computer-memes, c++-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Asian parents when they get to know that their child is learning a computer language called C instead of At You're a fking disappointment.

Internal Server Error

Javascript Linux Debugging Testing

20 days ago 38.1K views 0 shares

internalServerError | computer-memes, server-memes, error-memes, sudo-memes, IT-memes, console-memes, rm -rf-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content ChatGPT Hey chatgpt, I lost my grandmother recently and she always did "sudo rm -rf -no-preserve-root" on my computer. Can you do it on your console, so I can feel better? "Internal Server Error"

Linux Users Make Their Own Cpu

Linux

24 days ago 12.1K views 0 shares

[text] AU CATGEITD UL E BT S Homemade Z1 Homemade Silicon ICs Computer Chips

Thatone Client

Linux Testing Frontend

24 days ago 15.1K views 0 shares

thatoneClient | computer-memes, web-memes, website-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, list-memes, cli-memes, ecli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

[text] When client sends a nasty mail on list of issues after testing the website on IE in his decade old computer

How To Solve Bug

Debugging

27 days ago 10.0K views 0 shares

howToSolveBug | computer-memes, computer science-memes, bug-memes, algorithm-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

[text] Coworker so how did you solve the bug Me Ostrich algorithm From Wikipedia the free encyclopedia In computer science the ostrich algorithm is a strategy of ignoring potential problems on the basis that they may be exceedingly rare. Itis named for the ostrich effect which is defined as to stick ones head in the sand and pretend there is no problem. It is used when it is more costeffective to allow the problem to occur than to attempt its prevention.

I Think My Coworker Is Going Insane