computer Memes

Digital Lobotomy In Progress

Digital Lobotomy In Progress
Pulling RAM from a running computer is basically performing a lobotomy on the poor machine. Those glitchy screens aren't just artifacts—they're the digital equivalent of your PC's death rattle as its volatile memory gets yanked mid-thought. It's like trying to remove someone's hippocampus while they're reciting poetry. "I think that I shall never see— *BZZZZT* —KERNEL PANIC: MEMORY NOT FOUND." Pro tip: If you want your computer to hate you in its next life, this is how you make that happen.

Removing RAM: A Computer's Worst Nightmare

Removing RAM: A Computer's Worst Nightmare
OMG, the AUDACITY of yanking RAM while the computer is still breathing! 💀 Those screens are literally the digital equivalent of a computer having a stroke in real-time. The poor machine is SCREAMING in binary as you surgically remove chunks of its consciousness! It's like performing brain surgery on someone who's fully awake and watching you do it through a mirror. The computer's last thoughts: "WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!" Pure technological torture wrapped in a four-panel tragedy!

The Self Taught Serious Programmer

The Self Taught Serious Programmer
Content The Self Taught "Serious" Programmer Starter Kit "Just learn assemblv" What the hell is a proof? "bro, you don't need math" Has zero professional experience Lacks basic computer architecture fundamentals despite praising its importance Very active in r/_programming Over emphasizes the importance of code editors and sneers at IDEs made with mematie

Best Security Ever...

Best Security Ever...
Content Putting a lockscreen password on your computer Encrypting your hard drive Getting a laptop and bringing it with you wherever you go so you never have to leave it unattended Leaving Vim open whenever you leave your computer

Free Storage For Everyone

Free Storage For Everyone
Content USB connected Touch to copy files to/from your computer Storage space running out Some system functions may not work 19 Instagram Google Play 32 GB SD Memory Card dilaw fice app Litanies & Demo a1 fiending INSTALL Contains ads A Google user ***** 93/18 Great app ication I installed it twice and received even 64 Gb for freel Finally a place where I can save my passwords and credit card numbers

0 1 =0 10

0.1!=0.10 | computer-memes, try-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Computer guys trying to explain mathematics why v0.1 is totally different to v0.10

Code Rage Java Edition

codeRageJavaEdition | code-memes, computer-memes, java-memes, coder-memes, computer science-memes, front-end-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content gi NOTICIAS DE TI Q CO-WORKERS GET INTO A KNIFE FIGHT AFTER ONE OF THEM SUGGESTED JAVA ON THE FRONT-END THE 21-YEAR-OLD COMPUTER SCIENCE STUDENT, IN RESPONSE, SAID: "I PREFER DEATH TO DOING SCREEN IN JAVA" Por RABEI, Jalin 24102022 14h53 - Atuali a uma

Not Good

notGood | computer-memes, c++-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Asian parents when they get to know that their child is learning a computer language called C instead of At You're a fking disappointment.

Internal Server Error

internalServerError | computer-memes, server-memes, error-memes, sudo-memes, IT-memes, console-memes, rm -rf-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ChatGPT Hey chatgpt, I lost my grandmother recently and she always did "sudo rm -rf -no-preserve-root" on my computer. Can you do it on your console, so I can feel better? "Internal Server Error"

Linux Users Make Their Own Cpu

linuxUsersMakeTheirOwnCPU | computer-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] AU CATGEITD UL E BT S Homemade Z1 Homemade Silicon ICs Computer Chips

Thatone Client

thatoneClient | computer-memes, web-memes, website-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, list-memes, cli-memes, ecli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] When client sends a nasty mail on list of issues after testing the website on IE in his decade old computer

How To Solve Bug

howToSolveBug | computer-memes, computer science-memes, bug-memes, algorithm-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Coworker so how did you solve the bug Me Ostrich algorithm From Wikipedia the free encyclopedia In computer science the ostrich algorithm is a strategy of ignoring potential problems on the basis that they may be exceedingly rare. Itis named for the ostrich effect which is defined as to stick ones head in the sand and pretend there is no problem. It is used when it is more costeffective to allow the problem to occur than to attempt its prevention.