This could also be used as a personality test!

[text] Why someone would use as a first programming language Python Java ct BASIC Bash Git. HTML. Css For its simple syntax To learn basic computer science concepts See Java They were in cryogenic storage since 1968 To make themselves feel productive Toactually why would someone use Git as their FIRST language To make themselves feel like a programmer To make themselves feel like a cooler programmer JavaScript They have a really good idea for a website TypeScript They have a REALLY good idea for a website Brainfuck They want to gain new respect for Alan Turing c CH Carbon PHP Fortran Rust Meth addict that needs the same speed from their language Cocaine addict that needs the same speed from their language To get a headstart on the 10year job requirement Masochism Masochism but with a better paycheck Cult induction Microsoft Excel To feel like a geek without being a programmer Game of Life Ooh… pretty squares