excel Memes

Santa Is Too Professional
Databases Security Programming
5 days ago 76.7K views 0 shares
Santa Is Too Professional
Little Tim tried to pull a classic SQL injection attack on Santa's naughty/nice database. The kid renamed himself to "Tim'); INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];--" hoping to move everyone from the naughty list to the nice list. But Santa's not some rookie DevOps elf. He proudly runs his global gift operation on "several dozen interconnected Excel spreadsheets, like a professional." The ultimate enterprise solution that's immune to SQL injection because it's too chaotic to be hacked. This is why North Pole IT has 364 days of downtime every year. They're still recovering from last Christmas.

The Holy Grail Of Document Parsing
AI Programming Databases
7 days ago 83.5K views 0 shares
The Holy Grail Of Document Parsing
Ah, the eternal dev dream: "Can AI just handle all this data conversion crap so I don't have to?" Meanwhile, every developer who's spent weeks building custom parsers for legacy government PDFs is quietly sobbing in the corner. The real treasury isn't money—it's the sanity we lost converting Excel to JSON. Pro tip: if you want to feel true pain, try parsing a PDF that was originally a scanned document from 1997 that someone converted to Word and then back to PDF again.

One Man Show
AI Programming Databases Frontend
7 days ago 89.6K views 0 shares
One Man Show
Nine data professionals standing around watching while one Excel guru does all the actual work. Classic corporate data science theater. The entire AI department, with their fancy degrees and machine learning models, rendered useless by someone who mastered VLOOKUP and pivot tables. That's what happens when you spend $2 million on a data lake but can't figure out how to drain a real one.

The Data Cake Of Broken Dreams
Databases Programming Debugging Backend
11 days ago 68.0K views 0 shares
The Data Cake Of Broken Dreams
Client: "Our data is very organized and clean!" Developer: *receives a pile of crumbled chocolate cupcakes with random file formats scattered around* The expectation vs. reality gap in data handoffs is the tech world's greatest practical joke. Clients envision their data as this adorable, well-groomed dog cake with perfect frosting roses, while developers get what looks like someone dropped the cake in a parking lot and then tried to fix it with a spatula and blind optimism. And of course, they've sprinkled in some Excel, XML, TXT, and PDF files because why use one consistent format when you can use four incompatible ones? Nothing says "professional data management" like a digital version of a dessert crime scene.

One Man Show
AI Programming Databases
17 days ago 88.3K views 0 shares
One Man Show
The corporate data science dream team standing around watching one guy with Excel do all the actual work. Classic case of "we hired seven specialists with fancy titles to stare at a hole while the person who's been using VLOOKUP since 2003 actually solves the problem." This is why your company's $2M data infrastructure still ultimately feeds into someone's spreadsheet that crashes every third Thursday. The Excel guru probably makes half what the AI consultants do, but knows where all the bodies are buried in your database.

Doge Employee
Javascript Python StackOverflow Frontend Backend
23 days ago 103.1K views 0 shares
Doge Employee
Content Teacher: there are no stupid questions. The class clown: Luke Farritor ® d @LukeFarritor • Dec 10, 2024 Are there LLMs made specifically for parsing things like documents/.../ and converting them from o format to another? • 48 124 © 214 $ 0.78

Web Dev Reference List
Javascript Python Frontend Backend
1 month ago 46.9K views 0 shares
webDevReferenceList | html-memes, web-memes, loc-memes, json-memes, excel-memes, list-memes, csv-memes, http-memes, url-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, cs-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Excellent
Programming
1 month ago 19.7K views 0 shares
excellent | developer-memes, software-memes, software developer-memes, excel-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content FORCE SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS TO USE VIRTUAL DESKTOPS AND AUTOSWITCH IT OFF DALLY

I present to you my afternoon. Worst part? Boss asking why it took so long if it was just copying and pasting from an excel...
Programming
1 month ago 11.6K views 0 shares
I present to you my afternoon. Worst part? Boss asking why it took so long if it was just copying and pasting from an excel... | developer-memes, try-memes, data-memes, excel-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you spend 2 hours trying to automatize a task, only to fail horribly because the data isnt formatted in any reasonable way, then spend another 2 hours doing it by hand.. DEFEATED developer LEAVES

Imposter Syndrome
Programming
2 months ago 13.5K views 0 shares
imposterSyndrome | developer-memes, excel-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Hey, why do you muzzle it?' Don't! Not every developer has imposter syndrome-some are simply bad at their job but excel in self-awareness.

What Would You Say You Do Here
Linux Backend
2 months ago 13.6K views 0 shares
whatWouldYouSayYouDoHere | git-memes, excel-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Been an Agile Coach for almost 7 years and my boss decided I should become a secretary He's an enterprise agile coach, I'm just an agile coach, I have more experience that him on field. He sat with the tribe leaders who after 2 years don't understand what an agile coach does and they defined without me a work plan, today the leaders told me that the work plan is Adjusting a crappy excel they use for keeping the backlog and the OKs even when there are digital tools for that, schedule all their meetings and check that the "right" people are in them, one of the leaders even wants me to "automate" some mails they have to send when they are dealing with capacity because it's too much work. I'm baffled to say the least and I'm going to talk to him, obviously this is not how the role is defined in the organization and not what I'm supposed to do. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY YOU DO HERE? mdalmijn.com

Free Claude Hack
Programming Backend
2 months ago 12.2K views 0 shares
freeClaudeHack | programming-memes, program-memes, excel-memes, search-memes, c-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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