Draw 25 Or Face The Regex Abyss

regex Developer problems Code horror String parsing Regular expressions Pattern matching Programming challenges Syntax-nightmare Uno

Programming Java Javascript Debugging Python

3 months ago 169,847 views 0 shares

Draw 25 Or Face The Regex Abyss

regex-memes, regular-expressions-memes, programming-challenges-memes, debugging-memes, code-horror-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah, the classic developer's dilemma: face the eldritch horror of writing a regex pattern or suffer the consequences. The guy's expression says it all—he'd rather draw half the deck than attempt to craft a regular expression that actually works. And honestly? Smart move. Writing regex is like trying to perform brain surgery while blindfolded and using chopsticks. Sure, some regex wizards exist, but for the rest of us mortals, we're just one character away from accidentally matching the entire internet or nothing at all. The true skill is knowing when to just take the 25 cards and preserve your sanity.

More Like This

The Perfect Tech Revenge

Programming AI

3 months ago 117.0K views 0 shares

The Perfect Tech Revenge

Oh. My. GOD. The existential crisis of our generation in TWO FRAMES?! 💀 First he's like "I don't care if AI wins over programmers" acting all tough and unbothered. Then BOOM—the punchline hits: "I just need FAANG to lose." It's the tech industry's villain origin story! Doesn't care about the robot apocalypse as long as those Silicon Valley giants get taken down with us. The PETTINESS! The DRAMA! The absolute CHAOS of prioritizing corporate revenge over humanity's survival! We're not just coding anymore, we're picking sides in the tech civil war. And honestly? Mood.

I designed this for programmers.

Programming

2 years ago 21.5K views 0 shares

I designed this for programmers. | programming-memes, programmer-memes, design-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Weeks of programming can save you hours of planning

software engineer

Programming

1 year ago 36.9K views 0 shares

software engineer | software-memes, code-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, engineering-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Paul renwICK pif I'm a software engineer with decades of experience. My code is used by hundreds of thousands, and I've taught software engineering in over a dozen countries. 1 just had to ask a colleague for help in finding out why my code was not working. The reason was I hadn't hit compile. V

Just Shoot Me Instead

Programming Webdev Frontend Backend

3 months ago 100.8K views 0 shares

Just Shoot Me Instead

The only thing worse than being shot at? Someone pitching their "revolutionary app idea" with zero budget and expecting you to build it for exposure and a mythical share of future profits. That moment when you'd rather face armed soldiers than another person who thinks their "Uber but for dog walkers" concept is worth billions, yet they can't afford to pay you actual money. The best part? They always say "it's simple" right before describing something that would require a team of 20 engineers and six months of development. But hey, they're "idea people" - the hard part is already done!

And with everything I see here I'm afraid to become one

Programming Python Backend

3 years ago 34.9K views 0 shares

And with everything I see here I'm afraid to become one | python-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Me, who once made a calculator in Python: MUSIC 4 BAND umgflip.com How do you do, fellow Programmers?

that is not an anti-pattern, what are you talking about?

Programming

4 years ago 25.6K views 0 shares

that is not an anti-pattern, what are you talking about? | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content when your project leader yells at you for using i--1 instead of i1 you, the enlighten one: Math is Math-