Draw 25 Or Face The Regex Abyss

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Draw 25 Or Face The Regex Abyss

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Ah, the classic developer's dilemma: face the eldritch horror of writing a regex pattern or suffer the consequences. The guy's expression says it all—he'd rather draw half the deck than attempt to craft a regular expression that actually works. And honestly? Smart move. Writing regex is like trying to perform brain surgery while blindfolded and using chopsticks. Sure, some regex wizards exist, but for the rest of us mortals, we're just one character away from accidentally matching the entire internet or nothing at all. The true skill is knowing when to just take the 25 cards and preserve your sanity.

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