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Looks Normal

looksNormal | programming-memes, geek-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content geekboy You know you've been programming for too long when this looks normal And this doesn't

Always Copy From The Answer

alwaysCopyFromTheAnswer | geek-memes, stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, overflow-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DON'T KNOW. I COPIED IT FROM STACK OVERFLOW geek poke FROM ONE OF THE ANSWERS OR FROM THE QUESTION? GOOD QUESTIONS

Applying for tech job

Applying for tech job | tech-memes, engineer-memes, geek-memes, engineering-memes, scala-memes, monitor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MindGeek HOME ABOUT SERVICES TECH CAREERS CONTACT EN FR LOOKING FOR A CHALLENGING CAREER WITH OUR ENGINEERING TEAM? Get ready to: Build and support highly adaptive and scalable systems that are capable of managing billions of transactions daily. Develop reliable High Availability systems that typically have a 99.999 uptime ratio which represents 5.26 minutes downtime per year. Build scalable monitoring tools that are capable of detecting and resolving issues as well as providing proper notifications. idea X See All Open Positions Back to top Those who don't know ProarammerHumor.io Those who know

Css Units Mess

cssUnitsMess | css-memes, geek-memes, frontend-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Picking a CSS unit CSS geek cOW vmax vb Average frontend dev 1vh cgh mm dvw cai 1h rlh vW cab in pt px svh lvw ex vmin cqmin pc em ch rem vi SVW dvh

This could also be used as a personality test!

This could also be used as a personality test! | programming-memes, programmer-memes, html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, computer-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, computer science-memes, web-memes, geek-memes, website-memes, program-memes, fortran-memes, test-memes, git-memes, excel-memes, typescript-memes, bash-memes, c-memes, microsoft-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, cs-memes, product-memes, rust-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Why someone would use as a first programming language: Python: For it's simple syntax Java: To learn basic computer science concepts C: See Java BASIC: They were in cryogenic storage since 1968 Bash: To make themselves feel productive Git: To actually, why would someone use Git as their FIRST language? HTML: To make themselves feel like a programmer CSS: To make themselves feel like a cooler programmer JavaScript: They have a really good idea for a website TypeScript: They have a REALLY good idea for a website Brainfuck: They want to gain new respect for Alan Turing C: Meth addict that needs the same speed from their language C: Cocaine addict that needs the same speed from their language Carbon: To get a head-start on the 10-year job requirement PHP: Masochism Fortran: Masochism but with a better paycheck Rust: Cult induction Microsoft Excel: To feel like a geek without being a programmer Game of Life: Ooh... pretty squares.

Like Using Print Statements To Debug

likeUsingPrintStatementsToDebug | geek-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, version-memes, debug-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content luciferlaughs Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs. TC wordswithkittywitch I needed to check that this was real, and apparently, it is. What's more, the end goal in these experiments was to fight feline AIDS, creating glow-in-the-dark cats was a side effect. That might be the greatest sentence I write this year. Supersciencegeek Ok, so the short version is that scientists want to insert a Useful Gene. But they have no way of knowing if the Useful Gene actually got incorporated into the cat's (or other animal's) DNA. So they glue the Glow Gene to the Useful Gene. If the animal glows, both genes got inserted successfully. Source: luciferlaughs

Using answers from SO is not always the best to do

Using answers from SO is not always the best to do | code-memes, web-memes, geek-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, program-memes, assembly-memes, bugs-memes, bug-memes, global-memes, .net-memes, windows-memes, docker-memes, oop-memes, fix-memes, overflow-memes, IT-memes, c#-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, twitter-memes, runtime-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content foone Foone - 15 Std. So I learned of an amusing bug today. Docker for Windows won't run if you have the Razer Synapse driver management tool running. But the reason is the funny part... 142 17 5.638 ( 11.143 foone Foone 15 Std. So, both programs want to ensure you only run one copy of themselves. So they create a global mutex using the GUID of their NET assembly, right? t7 36 834 foone Foone 15 Std. except! they do it wrong. And they both do it wrong in the same way. The code involved is something like this: string.Format(Global(01, (object) Assembly.GetExecuting Assembly.GetType0.GUID); 11 17 44 ( 888 foone Foone 15 Std. The idea is to get the GUID of the assembly that's executing and to create a GUID based on that, so now you can only run one copy of it. 0 2 17 20 ( 650 foone Foone 15 Std. But it's wrong. The .GetType0 part isn't supposed to be there. That gets the type of the assembly, not the assembly itself. And that type is System.Reflection.RuntimeAssembly, part of .NET itself. 0 2 17 29 ( 1.005 1 foone Foone 15 Std. So what happens is that both of them are creating a global mutex to ensure only one copy runs, but instead of basing the GUID on their own code, they're both using the GUID of a part of NET itself. And they're using the same one! 4 17 45 ( 1.168 foone Foone 15 Std. So how'd that happen? Well, it turns out we can tell EXACTLY how that happened. Because the answer is... STACK OVERFLOW 16 17 301 3.003 foone Foone 15 Std. Back in 2009, the user "Nathan" asked how to get the GUID of the running accommin Twitter durchsuchen foone Foone 15 Std. A year and a month later, it was pointed out (by "Yoopergeek") that it gives the wrong GUID. Three years later, Cerebrus returns and fixes the answer. They can't delete it, because it was accepted 0 7 17 30 C 1.252 foone Foone . 15 Std. V But because they made an error in replying to someone in 2009... this flawed code caused bugs that still exist as recently as March of 2018. Docker for Windows won't start if Razer Synapse 3 is ... Just a quick tip if you're struggling to get docker for Windows working on Windows 10. If you have Razer .. reddit.com 9 17 112 1.829 foone Foone That flawed stackoverflow post is here: How do I programmatically get the GUID of an application in ... I need to access the assembly of my project in C NET2.0. I can see the GUID in the 'Assembly Information' dialog in under stackoverflow.com 6:48 vorm. 18. Feb. 2020 Twitter Web App 39 Retweets 1.281 Gefllt mir"-Angaben

Geeks for geeks says being open source is a disadvantage…

Geeks for geeks says being open source is a disadvantage… | geek-memes, try-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, database-memes, mongodb-memes, scala-memes, mongo-memes, nosql-memes, open source-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content relauonal dalavast lavies. MongoDB falls in the category of NoSQL document-based database. Advantages of NoSQL - There are many advantages of working with NoSQL databases such as MongoDB and Cassandra. The main advantages are high scalability and high availability. Disadvantages of NoSQL - NoSQL has the following disadvantages. NoSQL is an open-source database. GUI is not available Backup is a weak point for some NoSQL databases like MongoDB. Large document size. These are but a few types of database structure which represent the fundamental concepts extensively used in the industry. However, as

At least he's happy..

At least he's happy.. | programming-memes, html-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, php-memes, java-memes, web-memes, geek-memes, website-memes, program-memes, server-memes, bug-memes, loc-memes, rest-memes, session-memes, fix-memes, servers-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, stream-memes, spark-memes, exploit-memes, private-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1664193684820.png, 325KiB, 512512 Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2022 15:01:35 No. 174703216 174702313 damn it this reminded me of the guy who sparked the interest in technology in me when i was like 7-8 yo download some song.exe pc goes wild neighbour kid who is 8 years older than me comes home to fix it explains file formats to me next week ask him to come install prince of persia explains cracks and game installation a year later shows me how to setup a private WoW server shows me how bug exploiting works in private WoW servers helping me get geared up go to their house shows me some script that opens and closes the CD tray MINDISFUCKINGBLOWNAWAY.jpg gives me the address for his website im actually losing my shit now the site is mainlv nudes of some chicks and a bikini photo session of a local 910 hottie shows me how it works and explains some pho and html shit which sounded like black magic back then this is the day i became a coomer and decided ill be into programming. 20 years later im a java dev and archiving chaturbate streams en masse thank you, neighbouring coomer geek for pointing me in the right direction ProgrammerHumor io

I think we have been classified fairly and accurately

I think we have been classified fairly and accurately | coding-memes, software-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, engineer-memes, geek-memes, software engineer-memes, hibernate-memes, class-memes, IT-memes, indentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Software Engineer Nerdius geekius computerus Native Range The elusive Software Engineer is a nocturnal creature, rarely found at their desks before 10 or 11 in the morning, but often staying late into the night. They dislike being interrupted while at work, and it is theorized that their penchant for twilight hours is an evolutionary adaptation to reduce breaks in their trance-like state of coding. Not suprisingly, Software Engineers are soli- tary creatures, except for the occasional gather- ings called "code reviews." In these gather- ings, engineers gently pace around a clearing sizing up each other's work. Although occa- sional battles will erupt, they mostly end with- out injury, and the engineers will retreat to their desks and continue to hibernate. Diet: Pizza, caffeinated beverages, potato chips Conservation Status: Endangered (due to poaching and head hunting) Fun Fact: Software Engineers have been known to kill each other in brutal fights over indentation styles.

Unicode (x-post /r/geek)

Unicode (x-post /r/geek) | code-memes, geek-memes, unicode-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SDMW948 BEI RI EY REEL 1 Unicode

and now for a completely bizarre genetic pool

and now for a completely bizarre genetic pool | geek-memes, class-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1AM THE SON, BUTI ALSO AM FATHER AND MOTHER More than one interface can be implemented in a single class. Interface Interface Father Mother Son Class www.geekyshows.com