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Any Pull Stack Developer
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14 hours ago 69.8K views 0 shares
Any Pull Stack Developer
The genius wordplay here is killing me. While the tech world obsesses over "full stack developers" (those mythical unicorns who can handle both frontend and backend), this guy proudly declares himself a "pull stack developer" - someone whose primary skill is copying code from Stack Overflow and random GitHub repos. Let's be honest, we're all pull stack developers on those days when deadlines loom and caffeine levels drop. The difference is most of us don't put it on our LinkedIn profiles. This tweet is basically the programmer equivalent of "I'm not a chef, I just heat up frozen meals and arrange them nicely on plates." 5,079 likes because truth hurts, but honesty deserves upvotes.

Is My PR Big Enough?
Git Devops Agile Programming
18 hours ago 70.3K views 0 shares
Is My PR Big Enough?
The eternal developer insecurity captured in one GitHub diff stat. Adding nearly 5,000 lines while removing 1,144 and still wondering if your PR is substantial enough. Meanwhile, your code reviewer is silently praying you didn't just paste an entire npm package into the codebase. The green bars say "impressive contribution" but your brain says "what if it's mostly comments and whitespace?" Classic impostor syndrome with a side of version control anxiety.

Create Your Own Git For Mother's Day
Git Programming
1 day ago 77.1K views 0 shares
Create Your Own Git For Mother's Day
When marketing emails try to hijack developer lingo... Pandora really thought they could trick us with "Create your own git for Mother's Day" instead of just saying "gift." Nice try, Pandora, but the only repositories I'm creating are for code, not jewelry. And that unsubscribe button is looking mighty tempting after this git commit to marketing failure.

Cirno's Perfect Git Class!
Git Devops Programming
2 days ago 61.7K views 1 shares
Cirno's Perfect Git Class!
When your junior dev creates a pull request without running tests, fixing linting errors, or even reviewing their own code. Just smashes that green button and expects everyone else to clean up the mess. And the worst part? We've all been that dev at some point. Nothing says "not my problem anymore" like a hastily created PR with the commit message "fix stuff".

The Three-Headed Dragon Of Rapid Development
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2 days ago 66.9K views 1 shares
The Three-Headed Dragon Of Rapid Development
The unholy trinity of "rapid development" is on full display! The tweet claims Git, JavaScript, and Microsoft BASIC were all created in under a week—which is hilariously wrong and the perfect setup for the three-headed dragon meme below. Two fierce dragon heads represent Git and BASIC—powerful tools that required significant development time. But that third head? JavaScript with its derpy eyes and tongue sticking out perfectly captures how JS was indeed cobbled together in 10 days by Brendan Eich in 1995. Fun fact: Linus Torvalds spent months creating Git after the BitKeeper controversy, and BASIC took significant development at Microsoft. Meanwhile, JavaScript—despite being slapped together in a mad rush to compete with Java—somehow powers most of the modern web. Proof that sometimes the derpy dragon wins!

Trust The Process (Of Skipping Tests)
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2 days ago 63.5K views 0 shares
Trust The Process (Of Skipping Tests)
The quintessential dev team dynamic captured in its natural habitat. Top dev proudly announces "the energy I bring to the team" while showcasing a comment from a teammate who's bypassing all testing protocols with the battle cry "i'm merging it. f*ck the tests." Meanwhile, the cherry on top comes from someone named "Average Engineer" who declares writing test cases is basically admitting your code might have flaws—a cardinal sin in the church of overconfidence. This is that special moment when the CI/CD pipeline becomes CI/See-No-Evil. Future production issues? That's tomorrow-you's problem! Nothing says "high-performing team" like merging untested code at 11:36 PM and calling it "energy."

There Is No Bug, Only Unexpected Features
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3 days ago 75.5K views 0 shares
There Is No Bug, Only Unexpected Features
The Linux penguin mascot staring at you with those innocent eyes while gaslighting the entire developer community. Classic corporate damage control strategy: "It's not a bug, it's a feature." The number of times I've heard this excuse after pushing untested code to production could fill a Git repository. Next time your app crashes, just tell your boss it's an "unexpected opportunity for user creativity."

The Evolution Of Version Control
Git Devops Programming
3 days ago 75.8K views 0 shares
The Evolution Of Version Control
The evolution of version control systems, as told by expanding brain memes: Git? Basic brain. Functional, gets the job done. The industry standard that everyone grudgingly accepts. SVN, Mercurial, TFS? Glowing brain. The legacy systems maintained by that one dev who still uses tabs instead of spaces and refuses to retire. Commenting changes in code? Galaxy brain. Because who needs actual version control when you can just leave cryptic notes like "// fixed stuff" and "// TODO: make better"? But the true enlightenment? Making a complete project clone every time you change something. That's not version control—that's just digital hoarding with extra steps. The "project_final_FINAL_v2_ACTUALLY_FINAL" approach to software development.

Merged Into Kingdom Branch
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3 days ago 82.2K views 0 shares
Merged Into Kingdom Branch
That feeling when your pull request finally gets approved after 47 code reviews, 18 requested changes, and 3 weeks of waiting... You're not just a developer anymore—you're royalty . Sitting on that throne of merged code, looking slightly uncomfortable because deep down you know your hastily added console.log() statements are still in there. The kingdom is yours until QA finds that edge case you totally forgot to test.

The Git Catastrophe: Java Edition
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3 days ago 82.1K views 0 shares
The Git Catastrophe: Java Edition
The classic "I'll just work on this quick side project" to "oh god what have I done" pipeline. Five hours of Java coding, feeling all proud about your brilliant creation, only to realize you forgot version control. Now you're frantically typing rm *.java followed by git add *.class commands like a madman, trying to salvage what's left of your dignity. The face of pure desperation in that last panel is the universal developer expression for "I've made a terrible mistake." That moment when you realize you've been adding compiled files instead of source code to your repo is the closest programmers get to an out-of-body experience.

When Your Shower Uses GitHub More Than You
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4 days ago 76.3K views 0 shares
When Your Shower Uses GitHub More Than You
Your showerhead has a more active commit history than your GitHub profile! That green tile pattern is clearly mimicking the GitHub contribution graph, with its varying shades of green squares representing daily activity. Meanwhile, your actual GitHub profile is probably just a barren wasteland of white squares with the occasional green dot from that time you fixed a typo in a README.md file. Nothing like being roasted by your bathroom fixtures about your lack of coding productivity.

There's Something Called Git
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4 days ago 78.1K views 0 shares
There's Something Called Git
Someone just reinvented Git while lamenting 4 months of lost work. It's like watching someone suggest we should invent the wheel right after their cart broke down. The real horror isn't the lost code—it's realizing there's an entire generation of developers who think "version control" is just hitting Ctrl+S more aggressively when things get scary. Pro tip: If your deployment strategy is "pray nothing breaks," you're gonna have a bad time.