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Works As Intended

1 day ago 421.0K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the classic "it's not a bug, it's a feature" defense. You set both width and height to 100%, expecting a nice square container, but CSS decided to interpret your instructions with the creativity of a malicious genie. The cat perfectly represents your code: technically fitting the specifications you wrote, but somehow achieving it in the most cursed way possible. Sure, it's 100% width and 100% height... of its parent container . Nobody said anything about maintaining aspect ratios or looking remotely normal. The real kicker? You'll close the ticket as "Works As Intended" because technically, the code is doing exactly what you told it to do. The fact that it looks like an eldritch abomination is merely a user perception issue.

Inline SQL

Databases Webdev Programming Frontend Backend

2 days ago 217.6K views 0 shares

Drake rejecting raw SQL strings because of ORM trust issues? Nah, too mainstream. But writing SQL queries as inline CSS classes using TailwindSQL? Now that's the galaxy brain move we didn't know we needed. TailwindSQL takes the utility-first philosophy to its logical extreme: why write SELECT * FROM users when you could write class="select-all from-users where-active" ? It's like someone looked at Tailwind CSS's 47-character class strings and thought "you know what databases need? This energy." The best part? You get all the SQL injection vulnerabilities of raw queries with the verbose readability of Tailwind classes. It's the worst of both worlds, perfectly balanced. Your DBA will love debugging select-* from-orders join-users on-id where-status-eq-pending limit-10 offset-20 in production at 3 AM.

Why Tf Do You Need A Prompt For That

AI Webdev Programming Frontend

4 days ago 238.5K views 0 shares

So you're telling me you need an AI agent running Claude 4.5 Sonnet on MAX mode to change padding from p-4 to p-8? Brother, that's literally pressing backspace once and typing an 8. You're using a nuclear reactor to toast bread. The "CODING 00" skill meter perfectly captures the energy here. It's like asking a surgeon to help you put on a band-aid. Sure, these AI coding assistants are powerful for complex refactoring and architecture decisions, but using them for trivial CSS changes is peak "I forgot how to use my keyboard" behavior. Next thing you know, people will be prompting AI to add semicolons. Just... just use Ctrl+F at this point.

Programmers Problems

Frontend Webdev Javascript Programming Debugging

4 days ago 147.5K views 0 shares

The eternal struggle between American and British English strikes again. You're knee-deep in code, everything's working perfectly, then you spend 2 hours debugging why your CSS isn't applying... only to realize you used "color" in your JavaScript but "colour" in your stylesheet. Or vice versa. The best part? Both spellings look equally correct to your tired brain, so you just sit there questioning your entire existence and career choices. Some say the real enemy isn't semicolons or merge conflicts—it's the Atlantic Ocean and its spelling conventions.

Finally Got The Award I Deserve

Frontend Webdev Programming

5 days ago 249.1K views 0 shares

When you spend 3 hours fighting with display: flex and justify-content: center to center a div, you absolutely deserve a trophy. The self-awarded "World's Best CSS Developer" award is the programmer equivalent of giving yourself a participation trophy after debugging why your navbar won't align properly for the 47th time. CSS: the only language where you can be simultaneously a genius and completely clueless. One moment you're crafting beautiful responsive layouts, the next you're Googling "how to center a div" for the millionth time like it's your first day on the job. The fact that someone actually 3D printed this trophy suggests they either have incredible self-awareness or they've finally snapped after one too many z-index battles. Props for the commitment though—most of us just settle for the imposter syndrome and call it a day.

The More You Know

Git Programming

6 days ago 123.3K views 0 shares

When artists romanticize their creative process with "you inspired this masterpiece," developers immortalize their crushes in the most practical way possible: branch names. Nothing says "I'm thinking about you" quite like typing git checkout feature/sarah-login-fix forty times a day. The real power move? When that branch gets merged into main and becomes part of the production codebase forever. Your crush's name is now in the git history for eternity, timestamped and commit-hashed. Way more permanent than a song that might get lost in someone's Spotify library. And that Reddit comment warning about Rebecca Purple? Yeah, that's a real CSS color ( #663399 ) named after Rebecca Alison Meyer, daughter of CSS expert Eric Meyer, who passed away at age six. So naming conventions can get... unexpectedly emotional. Maybe stick to feature names instead.

Centering A Div

Frontend Webdev

9 days ago 138.5K views 0 shares

Nothing screams "I've been hurt before" quite like a developer writing a comprehensive guide to centering a div. You know you've reached peak frontend when someone mocks your CSS skills and your immediate response is to document 58 different methods—grid, flexbox, the forbidden table-cell technique, align-content, and "that trick Temani showed." The beautiful irony here? After writing this magnum opus of horizontal and vertical alignment, they're right back where they started. The cycle never ends. Someone will always ask if you can center a div, because CSS has given us so many ways to do it that nobody can remember which one actually works in their specific nightmare scenario. Flexbox was supposed to save us. Grid was supposed to be the final answer. Yet here we are, still Googling "how to center a div" in 2024.

Overflow X Hidden

Frontend Webdev Programming Debugging

11 days ago 131.1K views 0 shares

Got a tiny horizontal scroll bar ruining your perfectly aligned layout? Just slap overflow-x: hidden on it and call it a day. Problem solved, right? Wrong. Sure, the scroll bar disappears, but so does half your content when users resize their browser. That dropdown menu you spent 3 hours positioning? Gone. The mobile nav that slides in from the side? Clipped into oblivion. But hey, at least there's no horizontal scroll anymore. The !important flag really seals the deal here—because why fix the root cause when you can just nuke it from orbit and make it impossible for anyone else to override later? Future you will definitely thank present you for this one. This is the CSS equivalent of duct taping your check engine light instead of taking your car to a mechanic.

Still Learning Tho

Frontend Webdev Programming

17 days ago 299.3K views 0 shares

CSS: the only language where you can have 15 years of experience and still Google "how to center a div" every single time. The emotional journey here is accurate—starts with optimism, brief moment of false confidence when something actually works, then back to questioning your entire career choice when padding decides to behave differently in Chrome vs Firefox. Some say there are senior CSS developers out there. I've never met one. We're all just pretending and hoping flexbox doesn't betray us today.

How To Center A Div

Webdev Javascript Frontend

19 days ago 137.8K views 0 shares

Someone who can center a div both vertically AND horizontally without Googling it is basically a mythical creature. Frontend devs have been battling this since the dawn of CSS, cycling through margin auto, flexbox, grid, absolute positioning with transforms, and probably a blood sacrifice or two. The fact that it requires clarification of both axes just adds insult to injury. Flexbox finally made this trivial, but the trauma runs deep. We all still whisper about the dark days of table layouts and vertical-align: middle that never worked.

Realistic CSS Meme

Frontend Webdev Programming

26 days ago 296.2K views 0 shares

The duality of frontend development: you'll spend 3 hours making a pure CSS Drake meme with perfectly positioned divs and border-radius properties, but when it comes to centering that login button or fixing the navbar on mobile? Suddenly you're Googling "how to center a div" for the 847th time in your career. The irony is that making memes actually is useful—you're practicing layout, positioning, and flexbox while procrastinating. So really, you're being productive. That's what you tell yourself at standup, anyway.

If A Potato Can Become Vodka, You Can Become A Web Developer

Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

29 days ago 292.3K views 0 shares

If A Potato Can Become Vodka, You Can Become A Web Developer

So apparently the bar for web development is now "slightly more complex than fermentation." Love how this motivational poster implies that becoming a web developer requires the same level of transformation as rotting in a barrel for months. Honestly? Pretty accurate. You start as a raw, starchy beginner, get mashed up by CSS layouts, fermented in JavaScript confusion, and eventually distilled into someone who can center a div. The process is painful, involves a lot of breaking down, and at the end you're either smooth and refined or you give people headaches. Either way, you'll be dealing with a lot of bugs—though in web dev they're not the yeast kind.

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