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Not Incorrect: The Universal Developer Truth
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Not Incorrect: The Universal Developer Truth
Let's face it—no matter which programming language is your "baby," you're still a card-carrying member of Nerdville. Population: you and everyone else reading this. The only exception? MATLAB users who get the prestigious title of "engineer AND nerd." That extra badge doesn't make your code run any faster though, just means you paid more for your license. And poor FORTRAN devs are just "old and nerd"—like that vintage Star Wars t-shirt you refuse to throw away despite the holes. Still compiling on that machine from 1995, aren't you?

Fort Ran From String Manipulation
Programming Math Physics
16 days ago 68.6K views 1 shares
Fort Ran From String Manipulation
The left side shows the beefy, muscular Doge representing Fortran—the ancient powerhouse of scientific computing—flexing its numerical computation muscles. Meanwhile, the weak Doge on the right is begging for mercy from string manipulation tasks, which Fortran handles about as gracefully as a physicist at a poetry slam. This is basically every scientific programmer from the 60s who chose Fortran for its blazing fast number crunching, then spent the next decade crying whenever they needed to process text. The language was literally designed by people who thought "who needs words when you have EQUATIONS?"

The Forgotten Performance King
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The Forgotten Performance King
A classic language war in its natural habitat! Someone makes the bold claim that C/C++ and assembly are unbeatable performance kings, only to be countered by the chaotic suggestion to "google Fortran Tutorial." The third commenter's "Holy hell" perfectly captures that moment when you realize Fortran—that ancient scientific computing language from the 1950s—still outperforms modern languages in numerical computations. It's like watching someone bring a calculator to a smartphone fight and somehow win. The real punchline? All three comments have exactly 1 point each. Nobody's winning this war.

It's The Law
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2 months ago 144.6K views 0 shares
It's The Law
Questioning why programmers use i and j as loop variables is like asking why water is wet. It's not just tradition—it's practically encoded in our DNA at this point. Try using x or counter in your next code review and watch your colleagues react with the same shocked expression as this meme. They'll look at you like you've suggested tabs instead of spaces or declared that semicolons are optional. The unwritten rule dates back to FORTRAN days when variables starting with I-N were integers by default. Now we're just stuck in an infinite loop of convention that nobody dares to break.

Your Company Is Now World Famous For Transparency
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4 months ago 35.9K views 0 shares
yourCompanyIsNowWorldFamousForTransparency | fortran-memes, data-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Please Guide My Bro
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4 months ago 47.2K views 0 shares
pleaseGuideMyBro | programming-memes, coding-memes, program-memes, fortran-memes, test-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, ide-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content T multg Join Sid fastest way to learn fortran as teen Hello, I found out that my name is also the name of a programming language. I thought it would be cool to learn this, also because my parents seem to be real fans of this language. I want to surprise them with my skills. I don't know anything about coding except some scripting in Roblox (Lua language). How can I learn the fastest. Thank you guys, With kind regards, Fortran 91 B 0 9 1d What the fuck Reply 4 90 1

Knowledge Sponge
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6 months ago 29.8K views 0 shares
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Content ARE YA googling Fortran Tutorial SON? Go

Idiots
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7 months ago 34.2K views 0 shares
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Content People also ask Is Fortran 77 still used? What is Fortran 77 used for? When did Fortran 77 come out? 1978 FORTRAN 77 was released in 1978, followed by FORTRAN 90 in 1991 and further updates in 1996, 2004, 2010, and 2018. However, fourth - and fifth-generation languages largely supplanted FORTRAN outside academic circles beginning in the 1970s. 5 days ago https:www.britannica.com FORT... FORTRAN Definition, Meaning, Facts - Britannica MORE RESULTS ProdrammerHumor.io

Fortran
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I Hate Energy Footprint So Ican Use Python Right
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8 months ago 140.5K views 0 shares
iHateEnergyFootprintSoICanUsePythonRight | programming-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, program-memes, fortran-memes, c++-memes, haskell-memes, swift-memes, ruby-memes, typescript-memes, perl-memes, http-memes, dart-memes, search-memes, c-memes, IT-memes, c#-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, comment-memes, public-memes, rust-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 3rd - Follow Software Engineer 3d 4 In 2021 a research paper was published showing most efficient programming languages. Paper is here, but sadly behind the paywall. Gotta love "free academic pursuit" where they take in public money and then hide the results. https:Inkd.ingFTCtMzU Anyway: It shows that if people care about energy footprint of their systems, they need to ditch things like ruby, python and perl. Typescript also is super inefficient too. (e) C (e) Rust (e) C (e) Ada (v) Java (e) Pascal (c) Chapel (v) Lisp (c) Ocaml (c) Fortran (e) Swift (c) Haskell (v) C (e) Go (i) Dart (v) F 6) JavaScript (v) Racket (i) TypeScript (i) Hack 6) PHP (v) Erlang G) Lua (i) Jruby G) Ruby G) Python G) Perl Energy 1.00 1.03 1.34 1.70 1.98 2.14 2.18 2.27 2.40 2.52 2.79 3.10 3.14 3.23 3.83 4.13 4.45 7.91 21.50 24.02 29.30 42.23 45.98 46.54 69.91 75.88 79.58 (c) C (c) Rust (e) C (e) Ada (v) Java (c) Chapel (c) Go (c) Pascal (c) Ocaml (v) C (v) Lisp (c) Haskell (c) Swift (c) Fortran (v) F (i) JavaScript () Dart (v) Racket (i) Hack G) PHP (v) Erlang (i) Jruby () TypeScript (i) Ruby G) Perl (i) Python (i) Lua Time 1.00 1.04 1.56 1.85 1.89 2.14 2.83 3.02 3.09 3.14 3.40 3.55 4.20 4.20 6.30 6.52 6.67 11.27 26.99 27.64 36.71 43.44 46.20 59.34 65.79 71.90 82.91 (c) Pascal (e) Go (e) C (c) Fortran (c) C (c) Ada (c) Rust (v) Lisp (c) Haskell G PHP (c) Swift (i) Python (c) Ocaml (v) C (i) Hack (v) Racket (i) Ruby (c) Chapel (v) F (i) JavaScript (i) 'TypeScript (v) Java G Perl (i) Lua (v) Erlang (i) Dart (i) Jruby Mb 1.00 1.05 1.17 1.24 1.34 1.47 1.54 1.92 2.45 2.57 2.71, 2.803 2.82 2.85 3.34 3.52 3.97 4.00 4.25 4.59 4.69 6.01 6.62 6.72 7.20 8.64 19.84 gO 56 23 comments 6 reposts

Busted Fortran
Programming
8 months ago 36.6K views 1 shares
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Content CHAK Busted! googling Fortran tutorial again No! I was playing Fortnite I swear

Learn alphabet with programming languages
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8 months ago 144.1K views 0 shares
Learn alphabet with programming languages | programming-memes, html-memes, php-memes, java-memes, unix-memes, program-memes, fortran-memes, vba-memes, windows-memes, scala-memes, powershell-memes, matlab-memes, shell-memes, kotlin-memes, dart-memes, c-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, rust-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content A for Ada B for Basic C for C D for Dart E for ECMAScript F for Fortran G for Go H for HTML I for IDL J for Java K for Kotlin L for Lustre M for MATLAB N for NXC O for OCaml P for PHP Q for QML R for Rust S for Scala T for Tex U for Unix shell V for VBA W for Windows Powershell X for XSLT Y for YaBasic Z for Zig ProarammerHumor.io