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It's The Law
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It's The Law
Questioning why programmers use i and j as loop variables is like asking why water is wet. It's not just tradition—it's practically encoded in our DNA at this point. Try using x or counter in your next code review and watch your colleagues react with the same shocked expression as this meme. They'll look at you like you've suggested tabs instead of spaces or declared that semicolons are optional. The unwritten rule dates back to FORTRAN days when variables starting with I-N were integers by default. Now we're just stuck in an infinite loop of convention that nobody dares to break.

Your Company Is Now World Famous For Transparency
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Please Guide My Bro
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Content T multg Join Sid fastest way to learn fortran as teen Hello, I found out that my name is also the name of a programming language. I thought it would be cool to learn this, also because my parents seem to be real fans of this language. I want to surprise them with my skills. I don't know anything about coding except some scripting in Roblox (Lua language). How can I learn the fastest. Thank you guys, With kind regards, Fortran 91 B 0 9 1d What the fuck Reply 4 90 1

Knowledge Sponge
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Content ARE YA googling Fortran Tutorial SON? Go

Idiots
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Content People also ask Is Fortran 77 still used? What is Fortran 77 used for? When did Fortran 77 come out? 1978 FORTRAN 77 was released in 1978, followed by FORTRAN 90 in 1991 and further updates in 1996, 2004, 2010, and 2018. However, fourth - and fifth-generation languages largely supplanted FORTRAN outside academic circles beginning in the 1970s. 5 days ago https:www.britannica.com FORT... FORTRAN Definition, Meaning, Facts - Britannica MORE RESULTS ProdrammerHumor.io

Fortran
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I Hate Energy Footprint So Ican Use Python Right
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Content 3rd - Follow Software Engineer 3d 4 In 2021 a research paper was published showing most efficient programming languages. Paper is here, but sadly behind the paywall. Gotta love "free academic pursuit" where they take in public money and then hide the results. https:Inkd.ingFTCtMzU Anyway: It shows that if people care about energy footprint of their systems, they need to ditch things like ruby, python and perl. Typescript also is super inefficient too. (e) C (e) Rust (e) C (e) Ada (v) Java (e) Pascal (c) Chapel (v) Lisp (c) Ocaml (c) Fortran (e) Swift (c) Haskell (v) C (e) Go (i) Dart (v) F 6) JavaScript (v) Racket (i) TypeScript (i) Hack 6) PHP (v) Erlang G) Lua (i) Jruby G) Ruby G) Python G) Perl Energy 1.00 1.03 1.34 1.70 1.98 2.14 2.18 2.27 2.40 2.52 2.79 3.10 3.14 3.23 3.83 4.13 4.45 7.91 21.50 24.02 29.30 42.23 45.98 46.54 69.91 75.88 79.58 (c) C (c) Rust (e) C (e) Ada (v) Java (c) Chapel (c) Go (c) Pascal (c) Ocaml (v) C (v) Lisp (c) Haskell (c) Swift (c) Fortran (v) F (i) JavaScript () Dart (v) Racket (i) Hack G) PHP (v) Erlang (i) Jruby () TypeScript (i) Ruby G) Perl (i) Python (i) Lua Time 1.00 1.04 1.56 1.85 1.89 2.14 2.83 3.02 3.09 3.14 3.40 3.55 4.20 4.20 6.30 6.52 6.67 11.27 26.99 27.64 36.71 43.44 46.20 59.34 65.79 71.90 82.91 (c) Pascal (e) Go (e) C (c) Fortran (c) C (c) Ada (c) Rust (v) Lisp (c) Haskell G PHP (c) Swift (i) Python (c) Ocaml (v) C (i) Hack (v) Racket (i) Ruby (c) Chapel (v) F (i) JavaScript (i) 'TypeScript (v) Java G Perl (i) Lua (v) Erlang (i) Dart (i) Jruby Mb 1.00 1.05 1.17 1.24 1.34 1.47 1.54 1.92 2.45 2.57 2.71, 2.803 2.82 2.85 3.34 3.52 3.97 4.00 4.25 4.59 4.69 6.01 6.62 6.72 7.20 8.64 19.84 gO 56 23 comments 6 reposts

Busted Fortran
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Content CHAK Busted! googling Fortran tutorial again No! I was playing Fortnite I swear

Learn alphabet with programming languages
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Content A for Ada B for Basic C for C D for Dart E for ECMAScript F for Fortran G for Go H for HTML I for IDL J for Java K for Kotlin L for Lustre M for MATLAB N for NXC O for OCaml P for PHP Q for QML R for Rust S for Scala T for Tex U for Unix shell V for VBA W for Windows Powershell X for XSLT Y for YaBasic Z for Zig ProarammerHumor.io

If it's something weird and it don't look good, who ya gonna call?
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Content "The best way to learn a language is to speak to natives" The guy learning Fortran: 1587890:

Holy Fuck
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Content rlearnprogramming Eld Join fastest way to learn fortran as teen Hello, I found out that my name is also the name of a programming language. I thought it would be cool to learn this, also because my parents seem to be real fans of this language. I want to surprise them with my skills. I don't know anything about coding except some scripting in Roblox (Lua language). How can I learn the fastest. Thank you guys, With kind regards, Fortran 1 a 0 9 1d What the fuck 4 Reply

This could also be used as a personality test!
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Content Why someone would use as a first programming language: Python: For it's simple syntax Java: To learn basic computer science concepts C: See Java BASIC: They were in cryogenic storage since 1968 Bash: To make themselves feel productive Git: To actually, why would someone use Git as their FIRST language? HTML: To make themselves feel like a programmer CSS: To make themselves feel like a cooler programmer JavaScript: They have a really good idea for a website TypeScript: They have a REALLY good idea for a website Brainfuck: They want to gain new respect for Alan Turing C: Meth addict that needs the same speed from their language C: Cocaine addict that needs the same speed from their language Carbon: To get a head-start on the 10-year job requirement PHP: Masochism Fortran: Masochism but with a better paycheck Rust: Cult induction Microsoft Excel: To feel like a geek without being a programmer Game of Life: Ooh... pretty squares.