Finally a job listing with reasonable qualifications.

[text] Looking to hire a Jr Data Scientist 15 years Python 30 vears SQL 20 years AWS 15 years Spark 15 years Terraform Core contributor to assembly code base Teamn player Should have some sort of martial arts experience whether Ninja Jujitsu or Karate All 3 is preferred Knows SQL NoSQL NewSQL and all future flavors of SQL Project Management experience Strong experierice with Keras TensorFlow Sklearn XGBoost and preferably has written their own ML library from scratch Should have published at least 2 top level academic papers preferably focused around a Convolutional Recurrent Backpropagating Neural Network Open source contributor at least 5 projects. Experience leading teams of 10000 people or more Managed CICD pipeline for an application with at least 2 billion daily users Should have at least 1 PhD 5 is preferred Yes we have ping pong tables and an open floor plan and lots of salty snacks in the breakroom. Organic Kombucha on tap. The interviews will consist of a 5 day process of whiteboarding algorithms from scratch followed by writing your own compiler and a coding exam will be taken at random from the 20 most popular programming languages.