Repost from LinkedIn. I found it quite hilarious

[text] Python What if everything was a dict e Java What if everything was an object JavaScript What if everything was a dict and an object e C What if everything was a pointer APL What if everything was an array o Tcl What if everything was a string Prolog What if everything was a term LISP What if everything was a pair Scheme What if everything was a function Haskell What if everything was a monad Assembly What if everything was a register Coq What if everything was a typeproposition COBOL WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS UPPERCASE o C What if everything was like Java but different Ruby What if everything was monkey patched Pascal BEGIN What if everything was structured END e C What if we added everything to the language o C11 What if we forgot to stop adding stuff Rust What if garbage collection didnt exist Go What if we tried designing C a second time Perl What if shell sed and awk were one language Perl6 What if we took the joke too far PHP What if we wanted to make SQL injection easier VB What if we wanted to allow anyone to program VB.NET What if we wanted to stop them again o Forth What if everything was a stack ColorForth What if the stack was green PostScript What if everything was printed at 600dpi XSLT What if everything was an XML element Make What if everything was a dependency m4 What if everything was incomprehensibly quoted Scala What if Haskell ran on the JVM Clojure What if LISP ran on the JVM o Lua What if game developers got tired of C Mathematica What if Stephen Wolfram invented everything Malbolge What if there is no god