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Profanity

Profanity
Oh my goodness, this is too real! 😂 The question asks about the most used programming language, and while Ruby, C, and Java all get big red X marks, "Profanity" gets the green checkmark! Because nothing says "my code isn't working" like a string of colorful words that would make your grandma faint! That moment when you've been debugging for 3 hours and suddenly your vocabulary transforms into sailor-speak is basically a universal coding certification. Forget syntax - cursing is the true cross-platform language!

No Glasses Needed

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I Made Awebsite Once

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Content Go Ruby Python HTML JavaScript PHP

Std Transform

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Content MAP PYTHON MAP JAVASCRIPT MAP JAVA MAP RUBY MAP HASKELL STD-TRANSFORM C hgflip.com

Ruby On Rails Or Something Idk

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Javascript Is Question Mark

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Content STOP making fun of different programming languages C is FAST Java is POPULAR Ruby is COOL Python is BEAUTIFUL Javascript Haskell is INTRIGUING

Minimum skills required: PHP, C#, Scala, Ruby, JavaScript, Boostarap 4, CSS 5, Swift, Minimum 20 years experience. $10/hour

Minimum skills required: PHP, C#, Scala, Ruby, JavaScript, Boostarap 4, CSS 5, Swift, Minimum 20 years experience. $10/hour | developer-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, php-memes, java-memes, stack-memes, swift-memes, ruby-memes, scala-memes, c#-memes, front-end-memes, back-end-memes, cs-memes, full stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content FULL STACK DEVELOPER What companies think they get What they actually get Buy 1 get EREI Front-end dev Back-end dev Knou-a-bit-of-everything dev

Php Is Still Alive How

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Content 1995: PHP is dead, learn ColdFusion 2002: PHP is dead, learn ASP.net 2003: PHP is dead, learn Django 2004: PHP is dead, learn Ruby on Rails 2010: PHP is dead, learn Flask 2011: PHP is dead, learn AngularIS 2016: PHP is dead, learn Next.js 2022: PH is dead, learn Python 2023: HOW THE HELL IS THIS DUDE STILL ALIVE

A Good Info Graph Does Not Ex

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Content HOW TO CHOOSE YOUR PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE Do you want to make a lot of money? Are you dumb? Delohi Dumh AF? Are vou an engineer? Do you have friends' Do you like snakes? Are you old? Do you love yourselt? Are they dumb AF (00? pup Python Do you like Windows? Fortran Matlab Do you want to be happy? Vas Java C Javascript Ruby Switt Part ProarammerHumor.io

I Hate Energy Footprint So Ican Use Python Right

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Content 3rd - Follow Software Engineer 3d 4 In 2021 a research paper was published showing most efficient programming languages. Paper is here, but sadly behind the paywall. Gotta love "free academic pursuit" where they take in public money and then hide the results. https:Inkd.ingFTCtMzU Anyway: It shows that if people care about energy footprint of their systems, they need to ditch things like ruby, python and perl. Typescript also is super inefficient too. (e) C (e) Rust (e) C (e) Ada (v) Java (e) Pascal (c) Chapel (v) Lisp (c) Ocaml (c) Fortran (e) Swift (c) Haskell (v) C (e) Go (i) Dart (v) F 6) JavaScript (v) Racket (i) TypeScript (i) Hack 6) PHP (v) Erlang G) Lua (i) Jruby G) Ruby G) Python G) Perl Energy 1.00 1.03 1.34 1.70 1.98 2.14 2.18 2.27 2.40 2.52 2.79 3.10 3.14 3.23 3.83 4.13 4.45 7.91 21.50 24.02 29.30 42.23 45.98 46.54 69.91 75.88 79.58 (c) C (c) Rust (e) C (e) Ada (v) Java (c) Chapel (c) Go (c) Pascal (c) Ocaml (v) C (v) Lisp (c) Haskell (c) Swift (c) Fortran (v) F (i) JavaScript () Dart (v) Racket (i) Hack G) PHP (v) Erlang (i) Jruby () TypeScript (i) Ruby G) Perl (i) Python (i) Lua Time 1.00 1.04 1.56 1.85 1.89 2.14 2.83 3.02 3.09 3.14 3.40 3.55 4.20 4.20 6.30 6.52 6.67 11.27 26.99 27.64 36.71 43.44 46.20 59.34 65.79 71.90 82.91 (c) Pascal (e) Go (e) C (c) Fortran (c) C (c) Ada (c) Rust (v) Lisp (c) Haskell G PHP (c) Swift (i) Python (c) Ocaml (v) C (i) Hack (v) Racket (i) Ruby (c) Chapel (v) F (i) JavaScript (i) 'TypeScript (v) Java G Perl (i) Lua (v) Erlang (i) Dart (i) Jruby Mb 1.00 1.05 1.17 1.24 1.34 1.47 1.54 1.92 2.45 2.57 2.71, 2.803 2.82 2.85 3.34 3.52 3.97 4.00 4.25 4.59 4.69 6.01 6.62 6.72 7.20 8.64 19.84 gO 56 23 comments 6 reposts

Why Solve Problems With Code When You Can Just Buy More Servers

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Stolen from Imgur, but C# was so accurate I had to share

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