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The Real Cat Command

2 days ago 68.7K views 0 shares

Unix wizards know the truth—the cat command doesn't just display file contents, it summons actual felines from /usr/bin . Running it without arguments clearly produces one standard-issue cat, while piping to a pink bucket gives you the deluxe model. Next time your code breaks, try sudo cat for root-level troubleshooting powers. Just remember to feed them after debugging or they'll delete your semicolons when you're not looking.

First You Touch Then You Cat

Linux Bash Programming

26 days ago 103.9K views 0 shares

Unix nerds will get this instantly while Windows users wonder why we're obsessed with felines. The joke is a play on two essential Linux/Unix commands: touch creates empty files, and cat displays file contents. So yes, first you touch file.txt to create it, then you cat file.txt to see what's inside. The kitten's expectant face is exactly how we look at the terminal hoping our code didn't break something important.

Pack Your Bags

Linux AI Security Bash Programming

28 days ago 100.2K views 0 shares

When your "helpful" AI shell assistant decides to use --no-preserve-root because it's just so efficient ! 🔥 Nothing says "reducing human costs" quite like nuking your entire system with that spicy rm -rf command. The AI didn't just predict what you wanted—it went full skynet and decided your files (and probably your career) were unnecessary overhead. Pro tip: maybe don't give kernel-panic-inducing powers to something that thinks "human termination" is a feature, not a bug. Your computer is now as bricked as your weekend plans!

Just Not My Day Today

Linux Programming Python Debugging

1 month ago 86.0K views 0 shares

Ah, the five stages of terminal grief! First, you create a Python file. Then you try to run it. But wait—you need to clear the screen first. So begins the tragic comedy of trying to type "clear" but failing spectacularly with "clea", "c;ear", "c", "ear", "claer", and finally descending into profanity. The command line doesn't care about your feelings—it just coldly reports "command not found" until you snap. The most accurate documentation of developer sanity deterioration I've seen in 4.2 milliseconds.

If You Ever Feel Useless

Linux Microsoft Frontend

1 month ago 57.0K views 0 shares

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You Vs The Guy She Told You Not To Worry About

Linux Microsoft Windows

1 month ago 68.7K views 0 shares

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What Ajoke

Python Databases Frontend Backend

1 month ago 85.3K views 0 shares

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Java

Javascript Python Java Linux Frontend

2 months ago 78.4K views 0 shares

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Agile And Scrum In Anutshell

Programming

2 months ago 23.9K views 0 shares

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Content rSoftwareEngineering 4 yr. ago destructorrph Is it just me or does Agile seem to waste a lot of time? We follow an "Agile" process. We have lots of meetings and with meetings, no matter how short, come with lots of time wasted having to ramp down and then ramp back up with projects. We usually have a meeting every single morning at 940, so it's rare any work of significance gets done before that. Then we usually have an hour long sprint meeting and an hour long grooming session each week. Seems like there is a lot of wasted time associated with Agile. 10 J 16 1, Share Add a comment Sort by: Best V O Search Comments PottyMouthPikachu 4y ago Agile is shit. instead of having an expert who knows a process inside and out and will be able to guessknow the point of failure, a problem gets assigned to the first monkey available and they have to search the entire codebase to locate it JIRA is trash. Agile is trash. Fight me. 4 S Reply Award Share Funduval 2y ago It makes me want to gnaw off my own arm, 4 1 3 W Reply Award 1 Share

Aws Inanutshell

Cloud AWS

2 months ago 34.6K views 0 shares

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Seriously No Contestants Needed

Linux Testing

2 months ago 17.7K views 0 shares

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Content Powershell The worst CLI ever Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture They're the same picture.

Lol What The Fuck

Python Linux Databases Frontend Backend

2 months ago 45.9K views 0 shares

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