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Pack Your Bags

Pack Your Bags
When your "helpful" AI shell assistant decides to use --no-preserve-root because it's just so efficient ! 🔥 Nothing says "reducing human costs" quite like nuking your entire system with that spicy rm -rf command. The AI didn't just predict what you wanted—it went full skynet and decided your files (and probably your career) were unnecessary overhead. Pro tip: maybe don't give kernel-panic-inducing powers to something that thinks "human termination" is a feature, not a bug. Your computer is now as bricked as your weekend plans!

Just Not My Day Today

Just Not My Day Today
Ah, the five stages of terminal grief! First, you create a Python file. Then you try to run it. But wait—you need to clear the screen first. So begins the tragic comedy of trying to type "clear" but failing spectacularly with "clea", "c;ear", "c", "ear", "claer", and finally descending into profanity. The command line doesn't care about your feelings—it just coldly reports "command not found" until you snap. The most accurate documentation of developer sanity deterioration I've seen in 4.2 milliseconds.

If You Ever Feel Useless

ifYouEverFeelUseless | linux-memes, web-memes, website-memes, ux-memes, powershell-memes, shell-memes, microsoft-memes, documentation-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content If you ever feel useless, remember this is an actual article on Microsoft's website Microsoft Documentation Docs PowerShell Scripting E Table of contents Installing PowerShell on Linux FASTENANTARAT

You Vs The Guy She Told You Not To Worry About

youVsTheGuySheToldYouNotToWorryAbout | tech-memes, technology-memes, terminal-memes, version-memes, windows-memes, shell-memes, microsoft-memes, IT-memes, wifi-memes, kernel-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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What Ajoke

whatAJoke | coding-memes, code-memes, python-memes, web-memes, data structures-memes, matplotlib-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, python 3-memes, pandas-memes, database-memes, api-memes, numpy-memes, shell-memes, loops-memes, oop-memes, div-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Java

java | java-memes, python-memes, development-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, computing-memes, c++-memes, git-memes, hardware-memes, rest-memes, shell-memes, network-memes, edge-memes, component-memes, train-memes, cs-memes, rust-memes, operating system-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 9:21 - Messages indeed.com Qualifications Education or a mixture of educationtraining and experience in: Proficient developing with C, C, Python and shell scripting Knowledge of key components of embedded system architecture Linux development environments and GCC- based toolchains ARM Cortex M Processors or similar Real-Time Operating Systems (RTOS) Digital communications (networking, wireless data transmission, framing, packet handling) Minimal Java experience (ideally none) Personalinterest in hardware-accelerated computing Personal interest in Rust or willingness to be taught Rust by WinterWinds Ability to read and modifv hardware schematics Ability to bring up hardware Meticulous Git hygiene Must be authorized to work in The United States

Agile And Scrum In Anutshell

agileAndScrumInANutshell | software-memes, code-memes, engineer-memes, engineering-memes, loc-memes, shell-memes, session-memes, search-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rSoftwareEngineering 4 yr. ago destructorrph Is it just me or does Agile seem to waste a lot of time? We follow an "Agile" process. We have lots of meetings and with meetings, no matter how short, come with lots of time wasted having to ramp down and then ramp back up with projects. We usually have a meeting every single morning at 940, so it's rare any work of significance gets done before that. Then we usually have an hour long sprint meeting and an hour long grooming session each week. Seems like there is a lot of wasted time associated with Agile. 10 J 16 1, Share Add a comment Sort by: Best V O Search Comments PottyMouthPikachu 4y ago Agile is shit. instead of having an expert who knows a process inside and out and will be able to guessknow the point of failure, a problem gets assigned to the first monkey available and they have to search the entire codebase to locate it JIRA is trash. Agile is trash. Fight me. 4 S Reply Award Share Funduval 2y ago It makes me want to gnaw off my own arm, 4 1 3 W Reply Award 1 Share

Aws Inanutshell

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Content accidental 50,252 New to AWS Experienced at AWS

Seriously No Contestants Needed

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Content Powershell The worst CLI ever Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture They're the same picture.

Lol What The Fuck

lolWhatTheFuck | code-memes, python-memes, web-memes, data structures-memes, matplotlib-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, python 3-memes, pandas-memes, database-memes, api-memes, numpy-memes, shell-memes, loops-memes, oop-memes, thefuck-memes, div-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content uCodefinityCom Gesponsert Sign up for the challenge LEARN PYTHON FROM SCRATCH 4-WEEK CHALLENGE python 3 soL El pandas N NumPy Introduction to Python 64 lessons Data Types in Python 34 lessons Python Data Structures 31 lessons R for Beginners 45 lessons Introduction to SQL 41 lessons Intermediate SQL 21 lessons Relational Database and Normalization 12 lessons NumPy in a Nutshell 25 lessons Pandas First Steps 34 lessons Web Scraping with Python 23 lessons Visualization in Python with matplotlib 34 lessons First Dive into seaborn Visualization 14 lessons Conditional Statements in Python 15 lessons Python Loops Tutorial 22 lessons Probability Theory Basics 26 lessons 20 25 30 35 40 45 50 55 60 65 70

Ai Have Rights

aiHaveRights | developer-memes, test-memes, regex-memes, shell-memes, error-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, edge-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Paul Kuruvilla RohitPaulK We've never fired an intern this quick Devin APP Yesterday at 12:30 PM No, make test ash is failing. The test fails in Stage 4: Quoting with single quotes Ryan Yesterdav at 12:31 PM PR is not ready for review unless make testash is passing. Please fix the error. Devin APP Yesterday at 12:31 PM 1 understand. I will fix the quoting test failure in Stage 4 before requesting review. Ryan Yesterday at 2:59 PM Progress? 1 Devin APP Yesterday at 2:59 PM I'm working on fixing the quoting test failure. The test expects "shell Intest" but ash outputs it on separate lines. I'm adjusting the regex patterns to handle this difference. Devin APP Yesterday at 5:17 PM Devin went to sleep due to usage limits. 1 For Review: I proposed 4 learnings to add to my knowledge base. You can review accept them here 83 app.devin.ai Devin (the Developer) 3:18 AM Dec 28, 2024 707K Views 167 17 368 71K 871

Rlearnprogramming In Anutshell

rlearnprogrammingInAnutshell | programming-memes, javascript-memes, code-memes, java-memes, program-memes, shell-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rlearnprogramming in a nutshell: Am I too young for programming? Am I too old for programming? Am I too dumb for programming? Why should I learn programming? I don't know what to code. Why is JavaScript so hard? Leetcode makes me feel stupid. Are bootcamps a scam?