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What If Everything Was Ajoke
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whatIfEverythingWasAJoke | developer-memes, javascript-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, design-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, array-memes, assembly-memes, c++-memes, haskell-memes, sql-memes, .net-memes, ruby-memes, xml-memes, string-memes, vb.net-memes, scala-memes, function-memes, shell-memes, perl-memes, object-memes, c++11-memes, c-memes, c#-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, vm-memes, rust-memes, dependency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Python: What if everything was a dict? Java: What if everything was an object? JavaScript: What if everything was a dict and an object? C: What if everything was a pointer? APL: What if everything was an array? Tel: What if everything was a string? Prolog: What if everything was a term? LISP: What if everything was a pair? Scheme: What if everything was a function? Haskell: What if everything was a monad? Assembly: What if everything was a register? Coq: What if everything was a typeproposition? COBOL: WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS UPPERCASE? C: What if everything was like Java, but different? Ruby: What if everything was monkey patched? Pascal: BEGIN What if everything was structured? END C: What if we added everything to the language? C11: What if we forgot to stop adding stuff? Rust: What if garbage collection didn't exist? Go: What if we tried designing C a second time? Perl: What if shell, sed, and awk were one language? Peri6: What if we took the joke too far? PHP: What if we wanted to make SQL injection easier? VB: What if we wanted to allow anyone to program? VB.NET: What if we wanted to stop them again? Forth: What if everything was a stack? ColorForth: What if the stack was green? PostScript: What if everything was printed at 600dpi? XSLT: What if everything was an XML element? Make: What if everything was a dependency? m4: What if everything was incomprehensibly quoted? Scala: What if Haskell ran on the JVM? Clojure: What if LISP ran on the JVM? Lua: What if game developers got tired of C? Mathematica: What if Stephen Wolfram invented everything? Malbolge: What if there is no god? nixcraft ProcrammerHumor

some programming languages at a glance
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1 year ago 28.2K views 0 shares
some programming languages at a glance | programming-memes, developer-memes, javascript-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, design-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, array-memes, assembly-memes, c++-memes, haskell-memes, sql-memes, .net-memes, ruby-memes, xml-memes, string-memes, vb.net-memes, scala-memes, function-memes, shell-memes, perl-memes, object-memes, c++11-memes, c-memes, c#-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, vm-memes, rust-memes, programming language-memes, dependency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Python: What if everything was a dict? Java: What if everything was an object? JavaScript: What if everything was a dict and an object? C: What if everything was a pointer? APL: What if everything was an array? Tel: What if everything was a string? Prolog: What if everything was a term? LISP: What if everything was a pair? Scheme: What if everything was a function? Haskell: What if everything was a monad? Assembly: What if everything was a register? Cog: What if everything was a typeproposition? COBOL: WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS UPPERCASE? C: What if everything was like Java, but different? Ruby: What if everything was monkey patched? Pascal: BEGIN What if everything was structured? END C: What if we added everything to the language? C11: What if we forgot to stop adding stuff? Rust: What if garbage collection didn't exist? Go: What if we tried designing C a second time? Perl: What if shell, sed, and awk were one language? Peri6: What if we took the joke too far? PHP: What if we wanted to make SQL injection easier? VB: What if we wanted to allow anyone to program? VB.NET: What if we wanted to stop them again? Forth: What if everything was a stack? ColorForth: What if the stack was green? PostScript: What if everything was printed at 600dpi? XSLT: What if everything was an XML element? Make: What if everything was a dependency? m4: What if everything was incomprehensibly quoted? Scala: What if Haskell ran on the JVM? Clojure: What if LISP ran on the JVM? Lua: What if game developers got tired of C? Mathematica: What if Stephen Wolfram invented everything? Malbolge: What if there is no god? nixcraft

When you try to be Jack of all trades
Programming
1 year ago 13.7K views 0 shares
When you try to be Jack of all trades | programmer-memes, program-memes, try-memes, .net-memes, vb.net-memes, dart-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content That's right! HTML, CSS, 'Assembly, Go, Dart, D, Lisp, VB.NET, F, Pascal, COBOL So you're a programmer I know C, C, Java, C, Python, PHP, JavaScript, TypeScript OK 12 And what can you do? ?

Repost from LinkedIn. I found it quite hilarious
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1 year ago 18.1K views 0 shares
Repost from LinkedIn. I found it quite hilarious | developer-memes, javascript-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, design-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, array-memes, assembly-memes, c++-memes, haskell-memes, sql-memes, .net-memes, ruby-memes, xml-memes, string-memes, vb.net-memes, scala-memes, function-memes, shell-memes, perl-memes, object-memes, c++11-memes, c-memes, linkedin-memes, IT-memes, c#-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, vm-memes, rust-memes, dependency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Python: What if everything was a dict? Java: What if everything was an object? JavaScript: What if everything was a dict and an object? C: What if everything was a pointer? APL: What if everything was an array? Tcl: What if everything was a string? Prolog: What if everything was a term? LISP: What if everything was a pair? Scheme: What if everything was a function? Haskell: What if everything was a monad? Assembly: What if everything was a register? Cog: What if everything was a typeproposition? COBOL: WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS UPPERCASE? C: What if everything was like Java, but different? Ruby: What if everything was monkey patched? Pascal: BEGIN What if everything was structured? END C: What if we added everything to the language? C11: What if we forgot to stop adding stuff? Rust: What if garbage collection didn't exist? Go: What if we tried designing C a second time? Perl: What if shell, sed, and awk were one language? Perl6: What if we took the joke too far? PHP: What if we wanted to make SQL injection easier? VB: What if we wanted to allow anyone to program? VB.NET: What if we wanted to stop them again? Forth: What if everything was a stack? ColorForth: What if the stack was green? PostScript: What if everything was printed at 600dpi? XSLT: What if everything was an XML element? Make: What if everything was a dependency? m4: What if everything was incomprehensibly quoted? Scala: What if Haskell ran on the JVM? Clojure: What if LISP ran on the JVM? Lua: What if game developers got tired of C? Mathematica: What if Stephen Wolfram invented everything? Malbolge: What if there is no god? nixcraft ProarammerHumor.io

Any polyglots in ?
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2 years ago 20.5K views 0 shares
Any polyglots in ? | developer-memes, javascript-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, design-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, array-memes, assembly-memes, c++-memes, haskell-memes, sql-memes, .net-memes, ruby-memes, xml-memes, string-memes, vb.net-memes, scala-memes, function-memes, shell-memes, perl-memes, object-memes, c++11-memes, c-memes, c#-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, vm-memes, rust-memes, dependency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Python: What if everything was a dict? Java: What if everything was an object? JavaScript: What if everything was a dict and an object? C: What if everything was a pointer? APL: What if everything was an array? Tel: What if everything was a string? Prolog: What if everything was a term? LISP: What if everything was a pair? Scheme: What if everything was a function? Haskell: What if everything was a monad? Assembly: What if everything was a register? Cog: What if everything was a typeproposition? COBOL: WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS UPPERCASE? C: What if everything was like Java, but different? Ruby: What if everything was monkey patched? Pascal: BEGIN What if everything was structured? END C: What if we added everything to the language? C11: What if we forgot to stop adding stuff? Rust: What if garbage collection didn't exist? Go: What if we tried designing C a second time? Perl: What if shell, sed, and awk were one language? Peri6: What if we took the joke too far? PHP: What if we wanted to make SQL injection easier? VB: What if we wanted to allow anyone to program? VB.NET: What if we wanted to stop them again? Forth: What if everything was a stack? ColorForth: What if the stack was green? PostScript: What if everything was printed at 600dpi? XSLT: What if everything was an XML element? Make: What if everything was a dependency? m4: What if everything was incomprehensibly quoted? Scala: What if Haskell ran on the JVM? Clojure: What if LISP ran on the JVM? Lua: What if game developers got tired of C? Mathematica: What if Stephen Wolfram invented everything? Malbolge: What if there is no god? nixcraft

"This might be the dumbest thing I've ever read on the internet"
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2 years ago 9.3K views 0 shares
"This might be the dumbest thing I've ever read on the internet" | programmer-memes, coding-memes, computer-memes, tech-memes, program-memes, .net-memes, vb.net-memes, error-memes, internet-memes, compiler-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, ide-memes, train-memes, bot-memes, comment-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Anyone know how to get rid of this error? (i.redd.it) submitted 6 days ago by Techa Net 35 comments share save hide report sorted by: best Y Want to add to the discussion? Post a comment! CREATE AN ACCOUNT you are viewing a single comment's thread. view the rest or the comments - DMcuteboobs -13 points 6 davs ago Retype the line. Sometimes the compiler decides what you typed isn't what you typed, because secret reasons. Retyping it helps about halt the time Dermalink embed save report rediv - Guimica15 6 points 6 days ago Your first advice is to tell them to redo the same thing and expect a different result? That's... literally the definition of insanity permalink embed save parent report reply -xMUdnsPf 3 points 6 days ago No. This is a computer. It follows the rules that it was programmed to follow. Your comment suggests you're on the wrong sub Dermann embed save parent revort reov DMcuteboobs comment score below threshold (13 children) - otaku78 2 points 6 days ago suspect bro has as much success with his coding as he does with his cringe username. 1 success is fine, riiight? permalink embed save parent report reply -VB. Net Advanced SoikeHimself 2 points 5 davs ago' Wow. Where do Ieven begin with this? It's not so much that you're wrong. It's not even that you are being a cvnt about being wrong. It's the sheer and utter lack of skill you are displaying in even beginning to come up with this suggestion. The mindset and way of thinking that befits a successful programmer is mutually exclusive to whatever train wreck this thought came from. It's such an un-programmer thing to say, that your vile conduct and toxic stubborness are completely overshadowed by the sheer stupdity of it. If a junior said this, it would be time to talk about courses. If a senior said this, they should be fired. If someone with "decades of experience" says this.. well, just shoot me now I hope the "decades of experience" was a lie. That would be your only saving grace at this point. If you truly have decades of experience, and you're this bad at problem solving, I can only imagine the pain your manager must feel. Alas, given the fact he employs you, he's probably equally clueless. permalink ember save parent report reply -Guimicals 2 points 5 days ago rdestroyedbywords Dermalink ember save parent report reply sneakdeekbot 1 point 5 davs ago (0 children) Moderator snang M 1 point 5 days ago This might be the dumbest thing I've ever read on the internet. permalink embed save parent report reply

What if we tried designing C a second time?
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3 years ago 24.4K views 0 shares
What if we tried designing C a second time? | developer-memes, javascript-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, design-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, array-memes, assembly-memes, c++-memes, haskell-memes, sql-memes, .net-memes, ruby-memes, xml-memes, string-memes, vb.net-memes, scala-memes, function-memes, shell-memes, perl-memes, object-memes, c++11-memes, c-memes, c#-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, vm-memes, rust-memes, dependency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Python: What if everything was a dict? Java: What if everything was an object? JavaScript: What if everything was a dict and an object? C: What if everything was a pointer? APL: What if everything was an array? Tel: What if everything was a string? Prolog: What if everything was a term? LISP: What if everything was a pair? Scheme: What if everything was a function? Haskell: What if everything was a monad? Assembly: What if everything was a register? Cog: What if everything was a typeproposition? COBOL: WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS UPPERCASE? C: What if everything was like Java, but different? Ruby: What if everything was monkey patched? Pascal: BEGIN What if everything was structured? END C: What if we added everything to the language? C11: What if we forgot to stop adding stuff? Rust: What if garbage collection didn't exist? Go: What if we tried designing C a second time? Perl: What if shell, sed, and awk were one language? Peri6: What if we took the joke too far? PHP: What if we wanted to make SQL injection easier? VB: What if we wanted to allow anyone to program? VB.NET: What if we wanted to stop them again? Forth: What if everything was a stack? ColorForth: What if the stack was green? PostScript: What if everything was printed at 600dpi? XSLT: What if everything was an XML element? Make: What if everything was a dependency? m4: What if everything was incomprehensibly quoted? Scala: What if Haskell ran on the JVM? Clojure: What if LISP ran on the JVM? Lua: What if game developers got tired of C? Mathematica: What if Stephen Wolfram invented everything? Malbolge: What if there is no god? nixcraft

When you try to be Jack of all trades
Programming
3 years ago 5.7K views 0 shares
When you try to be Jack of all trades | programmer-memes, program-memes, try-memes, .net-memes, vb.net-memes, dart-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content That's right! HTML, CSS, 'Assembly, Go, Dart, D, Lisp, VB.NET, F, Pascal, COBOL So you're a programmer I know C, C, Java, C, Python, PHP, JavaScript, TypeScript OK 12 And what can you do? ?